- 6/13/2025
ATV Sitcom
Mái ấm tình thâm 2000
Mái ấm tình thâm 2000
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00:28所见方如下在一部搞笑片
00:32如果最终有晴天
00:37我骗你都记过血
00:43你骗我不想揭穿
00:49笑语哭一气上荒烟
00:55人性每个都有弱点
01:02来了来了来了一起唱啦
01:04快点啦
01:05从夜落沙偷下篮
01:08就算老世都要习
01:11酒吧中统统想作法
01:16又在劈腾的尺寸
01:19油纸巾里颠发猛
01:22越前脚马头书等成诞
01:27啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
01:29啦啦啦啦啦啦
01:31啦啦啦啦啦
01:32走啦
01:33嗯
01:42啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
01:46啊呀
01:56I know, I know.
01:58Really.
02:00You're so late.
02:02Let's go to bed.
02:04Anyway, it's gone.
02:06Yes, yes, yes.
02:26It's gone.
02:32It's gone.
02:36When he comes to bed.
02:38He's gone.
02:40He's gone.
02:42He's gone.
02:44He's gone.
02:46He's gone.
02:48I know.
02:50He's gone.
02:52You're gone.
02:54I don't know.
03:24也许我告别,再不能回来,我是否一……
03:33对不起,再来,再来。
03:38共和国的泥土上有我们血染的风采,
03:44也许我告别,再不能回来,我是否一人……
03:54我明天再唱给你听。
04:10为什么不吃,不用等我。
04:12是,人才,开会吧。
04:15开立法会还是人带?
04:18一个人做错事,还毫无背衣,真是可悲。
04:24你昨天做了什么事?
04:26我跟着你。
04:28你昨晚跟哪个怨妇倾心事畅,血染的风采?
04:33你想到去哪?
04:35你说那个怨妇是上海的班主任张飞老师,
04:39人家张飞老师未嫁的,什么怨妇?
04:43哦,难怪我连聊得后第一。
04:45是啊!
04:46是啊!
04:47是啊!
04:48是啊!
04:49是啊!
04:50哦,原来是上海,拉丁母后母王,
04:53偶断丝廉。
04:55是啊!
04:56我不会啊!
04:57我这个人呢,
04:58头顶天脚踏地是一个大男人来的,
05:01我怎么会做出这样的事呢?
05:02算了,
05:03本席宣判,
05:04被告人,
05:05罪名不成男。
05:06你吃东西吧,
05:07我趕着他冤月了。
05:08哦,
05:09总之呢,
05:10以后这些事我不想再发生。
05:12老闆,
05:13我问你一个很简单的问题,
05:15如果一个男人和一个女人有怒的话,
05:17你说这个男人会不会在他自己老婆面前
05:20和这个女人通电话?
05:21会!
05:22而有两种情况之下,
05:24第一种情况就是,
05:25当我老婆没到。
05:27我的男人会做。
05:28第二种,
05:29就是他这样做以为叫做虚质实质。
05:31是啊!
05:32你不说话,
05:33我不会说你是雅的。
05:34总之,
05:35瓜田里客,
05:37你不想你老婆不开心,
05:39会做啦!
05:41好!
05:48一包豆浆打包。
05:49好。
05:50老闆,
05:52你不要坏我了。
05:53你每天上班除了等出粮,
05:56还有没有其他意义的呢?
05:58这么心没问题呢?
06:00我想我不会回答。
06:01为什么你不试试用一下脑子呢?
06:03好啊,
06:04找人吧。
06:04大头蜂一条两杯红酒,
06:06花必万必两床有一渣三杯,
06:08还有草莽山床有。
06:10两个落杯,
06:12Over。
06:13收到。
06:18老四和伙计之间的立场,
06:20不是永远都对立过。
06:22有时也有共通点。
06:24是。
06:25我和阿健的眼光虽然一样,
06:28但我的目的不同,
06:30他就是颜色,
06:32我只是研究黑露。
06:34不是黑露。
06:35不是黑露,
06:36是闻露,
06:37随便借上廁所。
06:39怪不得这么生面喉。
06:42说起生面喉,
06:44最近酒吧来了一个很神秘的客人。
06:47是一个非常神秘的女客人。
06:49老伯,
06:50你猜他是谁?
06:51你认识他吗?
06:52我不认识,
06:53不过我知道酒吧有很多男人想认识他。
06:55这个女人非常神秘,
06:56而且内人尋味。
06:57不止内人尋味,
06:58直接理你尋味,
06:59直接理你尋味了。
07:00你和我尋名喉,
07:01每次都是一个人来,
07:02坐同样的位置,
07:03喝同样牌子的红酒,
07:04吃同样牌子的烟,
07:05用同样幽语的眼神,
07:06看着他门口,
07:07好像等着一个人的出现。
07:09不止是这样,
07:10他身上每一样都是名牌,
07:12包括手指甲上查的指甲也都是。
07:15手上的指甲也是名牌,
07:17你也看得出?
07:18由此推断,
07:19他背景一定不尋常量。
07:21不止是这样,
07:23每晚当他离开的时候,
07:24对面就有一辆豪华房车等他,
07:27而且车牌是无字头十七号的。
07:30总之不是贝斯,
07:31就是福斯。
07:32即是怎样?
07:33有人说,
07:34他是富商W军包了五年的情婦。
07:37是呀,
07:38也有人说他是美国特工。
07:40不过以上总统都是传说,
07:42没人知道真相。
07:43不过有一点可以肯定的。
07:45肯定你们喜欢说人是非。
07:47当然不是,
07:49他从来都不勾搭酒吧的男人。
07:52应该是说,
07:53我们酒吧没有一个男人值得去勾搭的。
07:56是呀,
07:57有点明男人,
07:58由我又怕的神秘力量。
08:00虽然我觉得他的样子挺搭档,
08:02但是为了自己的安全理由,
08:03我从来都不敢亲自招呼他。
08:05我说他像幽灵多些,
08:07冷冰冰的,
08:08我见到他都不敢买招呼。
08:10是呀,
08:11我也不敢的。
08:12招呼客人是我们的天職,
08:15怎可以逆天而行呢?
08:16老板,
08:17不要啦,
08:18宁可胜其有,
08:19不可信其无。
08:20我就不信其无。
08:25就是他。
08:30今晚十二点,
08:31哪个男人跟我说三次跳舞的母子,
08:34就是我的真命天子。
08:42小姐,
08:43一位?
08:44从老母男人敢主动招呼我。
08:48早过来的?
08:50什么话,
08:51招呼客人是我们的天職嘛。
08:54你们的支持,
08:56我们的鼓舞嘛。
08:59你的身形不错。
09:01还好,
09:03你知道吧,
09:04李玲,
09:05李小湘,
09:06李大湘,
09:07她们从小我就看到她长大了。
09:10这么说,
09:11你是国家队的成员?
09:12是啊,
09:13我在国家体操队里面,
09:15厨房里面帮忙。
09:16不过,
09:17我每早早起床就练绿通拳,
09:19所谓文鸡起舞。
09:22那就是说,
09:24你是从国来来的。
09:25是啊,
09:26祖国固元很爱,
09:27但是香港也不错。
09:29所谓五十年不变,
09:30马照跑,
09:32舞照跳。
09:36小姐,
09:37你要什么?
09:39我要的东西已经找到了。
09:52好,
10:00Mario。
10:01我的名字不是叫Mario。
10:03这么有性格的男人,
10:04如果不叫Mario,
10:06我想不到有另一个名字可以陪你。
10:22Mario,
10:38我们跳舞吗?
10:40跳舞?
10:49小姐,
10:50我先说清楚,
10:51我虽然对这个跳舞有天分和兴趣,
10:53但是我没有钱的。
10:55Mario。
10:56我再说一次,
10:58我没有钱的。
10:59我相信你是我最好的伴侣。
11:02我真的没有钱的。
11:04没有钱不要紧要,
11:05你没有,
11:06我有,
11:07还有很多的。
11:13我以为爸爸回来了。
11:17四点多一个男人回来,
11:18怎么会出声呢?
11:22你爸爸开始忽略家庭的了。
11:25我爸爸开始忽略你,
11:26你还没帮我入水。
11:28哈哈,
11:29你?
11:31妈妈,
11:32老实说,
11:33你不要整天这么无聊,
11:34你帮我看看我爸爸,
11:36行不行?
11:37我没那么有空,
11:38我开始写一本小说的了。
11:41好啊,
11:42你帮我写衰举。
11:44喂,
11:45不是去厕所吗?
11:46是,
11:47我去厕所。
12:16全新新鸡 sebagai我们。
12:20吧?
12:22rela Şurl
12:41Yes, it's time to go back to your house.
12:47You're going to ask me last night, right?
12:51What? You didn't come back to your house yesterday?
12:54In the day before, you're not going back.
12:59In the day before, you're not going back to your house.
13:03In the day before, you're going back to your house yesterday.
13:07And you're going to do a lot of things.
13:14Actually...
13:16Actually...
13:18Actually, the one who told me the one who was sick,
13:22I was going to go to that house.
13:25Actually, you've heard about the story of the three of us?
13:29Have you heard about the story?
13:31There were three of us.
13:33First, there were two of us.
13:35The two of us.
13:37The two of us.
13:38The two of us.
13:40The one who told us a couple of us.
13:41The two of us.
13:43The two of us.
13:44You know what?
13:46They're talking about the first time.
13:48Not.
13:49Have you re-re-tooked?
13:50I know.
13:51The one we turn around and go.
13:53Not much.
13:55Why would you think that?
13:57Because the last one we talked about.
14:00My wife is the one we talked about.
14:02I...
14:04In the government of the government,
14:06the rights of the court is not to be accused.
14:13I'm sorry to say that a man is a bad person
14:16who can always say a lie, but there is already a bad person.
14:24I'm sorry to say it.
14:26I'm sorry to say it.
14:28I'm sorry to say it's a bad person, but it's a bad person.
14:32Sorry sorry... I'm sorry sorry...
14:33I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...
14:36No... I'm sorry I understand.
14:37How can I read this book right now even in my 10 years?
14:40Because you've got a lot of pressure.
14:42You know I haven't seen my question?
14:44You are right now?
14:45Yes, but now my pressure is on you.
14:49This book, The Zikking花, I used to read in my book.
14:54You haven't seen this as a Zikking花.
14:56Say it, I haven't heard.
14:59This Bible is your friend.
15:01馬八龍
15:02小馬哥
15:04當我決定寫作生涯開始的時候呢
15:07我可能會六親不認
15:09各位 請做心理準備
15:11你是先好講啊
15:13你不要半途而廢
15:14吃早餐
15:16OK
15:19愛跟醉本是同一樣東西
15:22兩者皆由十三個筆畫組成
15:28老婆
15:29Shall we dance?
15:31No dance, thank you
15:37老婆,不如睡夠了
15:39你倆有一張很溫柄很溫柄的被子等著你
15:44老婆,來吧
15:45我男的都是心肝做事
15:47別引誘我了,魔鬼
15:50每個女人一生最少要轟轟烈烈的愛一次
15:53即使是受盡千夫所指也都不怨
15:57麻煩你了
15:59我不知為何最近這麼多頭皮的人
16:01麻煩你了
16:02麻煩你了
16:03好的
16:06麻煩你了
16:08麻煩你了
16:10麻煩你了
16:12麻煩你了
16:13麻煩你了
16:14The stage is charged with the front of the floor,
16:17the front of the floor is called the
16:33desk.
16:34.
16:35.
16:37.
16:38.
16:39.
16:40.
16:41.
16:42.
16:43.
16:44.
16:44Oh, I just want to hear your voice.
16:47You don't want to be like that.
16:48This phone is not correct, you can call me.
16:51I know.
16:52There's no one using a single phone call.
16:54I'll get to buy a single phone call.
16:57We'll have no future.
16:59Don't worry, I'll be able to do this.
17:03The movie is still there.
17:06If you're on the street, you'll meet your friends.
17:09They're kind of annoying.
17:10But you don't want to be because of them and hate me.
17:14Long one's not every single phone call,
17:16but long one's not every single phone call.
17:18We'll have to use a ring if not.
17:20You're like I'm listening to my phone call.
17:22What's the ring when you call me?
17:24No, you can tell me.
17:26why won't you call me?
17:32Even the phone call even on my phone call.
17:34I'm telling you.
17:36To the truth, you really can give me a ring?
17:40Give me a ring.
17:42醉本場女無真心
17:49天意弄人,蒼天將所有犯人作弄
17:56小時候,母親教會我很多人生道理
18:00她常握著我的小手說
18:03男人靠得住,母豬會上樹
18:05不如…
18:06不如我們分居吧
18:07一晚這麼多
18:09不要,明天才分,好嗎?
18:12不行,天媽給了你
18:14你們一定會說後晚
18:15你自己想辦法
18:17去沖個凍水涼喝杯凍水睡覺
18:20乖乖
18:21請勿打擾,謝謝
18:39請勿打擾,請勿打擾
18:49你們 hum…
18:51IQ時間
18:53怎麼自殺最浪漫?
18:56喝香水
18:57用肘子捏帶頂
18:59跳Tango
19:00跳Tango
19:02要寫人吧?
19:03是啊
19:04If not, I can go on the floor.
19:06What's the answer?
19:08You'll know later, later.
19:12What's the show?
19:14I'm still watching the first time in the香港 band.
19:22The only year I was born.
19:24Don't go on the floor.
19:27There's no one else.
19:34I'm going to go!
19:35I'm going to go!
19:37I'm going to go.
19:40I'm going to go!
19:42I'm going to go!
19:44I'm going to go!
19:46I'm going to go!
19:47I'm going to go!
19:50I'm going to go!
19:52And that's why I'm working with my friend.
19:56I never saw the friend!
19:58I don't know what to do.
20:02You know, I was because of the time I fell in love and lost my life.
20:21But I've been doing a long time for a long time.
20:25What kind of way to do?
20:27If I don't do it, I've been doing it.
20:29Actually, we're not going to see you again.
20:33Why not see you again?
20:35I know I really need you, and you really need me.
20:40But we're not doing it.
20:43What's wrong?
20:45If you buy a piece of paper, and sell a number, it's not right.
20:49It's not right.
20:50It's not right.
20:51It's not right.
20:52It's not right.
20:54It's not right.
20:56It's not right.
20:58I'll go out the bar, go out the road, go out the world.
21:01Go out the world, go out the world.
21:03But I really don't feel happy.
21:07Not happy, but happy.
21:13You say, you're not very happy, very happy.
21:19I'm not.
21:20My bowl isn't live in such a moment.
21:21It's all right.
21:22No, no, no, no.
21:23Nah.
21:24We're all just beginning to do so.
21:26Yes!
21:27Yes, yes!
21:28But I'm so excited.
21:32We're not sure we can't go away.
21:39Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
21:47You know what's the most important time when you say yes?
21:50Yes. Yes.
21:50When you say yes.
21:52Right.
21:53That's right.
21:54That's just to tell your wife's phone.
21:57Yes.
21:58Yes!
22:00Yes!
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