- 6/13/2025
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00:00:00Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:00:12I'm opening my apartment door.
00:00:14What does it look like?
00:00:16No, that is my apartment.
00:00:18I just got the keys.
00:00:20Yeah, I think you're mixed up, princess.
00:00:24Maybe you're in 105.
00:00:26Nice try. I think I know what my apartment is.
00:00:29I think you're in 105.
00:00:31So just...
00:00:33Yeah, I don't think so.
00:00:35Bye-bye now.
00:00:37And good luck with whatever it is you've got going on.
00:00:51Case in point.
00:00:53What the hell are you doing?
00:00:55Let go of the door, asshole!
00:00:57This is my door!
00:00:59It's my apartment!
00:01:00No, it is not!
00:01:01Water out there!
00:01:03I'm trying to watch the game!
00:01:11Can you tell her this is my apartment?
00:01:13I checked.
00:01:15It seems my husband made a mistake and double leased this apartment.
00:01:19To both of you.
00:01:20Okay, well is there another unit you could give her?
00:01:23Because I'm not leaving.
00:01:24Well, I am not leaving.
00:01:25Unfortunately, this is our last available unit.
00:01:28Well, I sincerely hope that you can figure something else out.
00:01:31I will pay double deposit if you let me have this place.
00:01:34Excuse me?
00:01:35Ma'am, I'm serious.
00:01:36You have no idea how badly I need this.
00:01:40Here.
00:01:41Take my credit card.
00:01:43What?
00:01:44How?
00:01:45How?
00:01:46How?
00:01:47Well, well, well.
00:01:48Can I have the apartment now?
00:01:49No.
00:01:50No.
00:01:51I paid the deposit and got approved.
00:01:52Same as you.
00:01:53Unfortunately, Mr. Rhodes did apply first.
00:01:55Oh, please.
00:01:56Call me Andy.
00:01:57Andy.
00:01:58Andy!
00:01:59How could you be this cruel?
00:02:00First, you leave me at the altar and now you're trying to steal our apartment?
00:02:04You know, I really thought that you loved me.
00:02:05Are you two?
00:02:06No.
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00:02:32I don't know this woman.
00:02:33I've never met her before in my life.
00:02:34We celebrated our five year anniversary in April.
00:02:35And our first date was on the pier.
00:02:37You won me an octopus, Andy.
00:02:39An octo-what?
00:02:40I...
00:02:41Seriously.
00:02:42I don't know this woman.
00:02:43Ma'am, if he says he doesn't know you, I have to abide by policy.
00:02:46And I...
00:02:47It's just...
00:02:51I'm pregnant!
00:02:52You can't abandon me.
00:02:54Me?
00:02:55On the streets?
00:02:56With a baby on the way?
00:02:57With a baby on the way?
00:03:04With a baby on the way?
00:03:05No, no, no, no.
00:03:06You can't believe a word she is saying.
00:03:08She is crazy!
00:03:09Mr. Rhodes, if you can't reconcile with your poor fiancé, I'm going to have to call security.
00:03:15Since you both paid a deposit, the first two months' rent is covered.
00:03:25Okay, who are you?
00:03:26You don't recognize the girl you left at the altar?
00:03:29It really hurts, Andy.
00:03:35Okay, look, I had to do something.
00:03:36Today was my wedding day, and I just really couldn't go through with it, so I ran.
00:03:40Yeah, I kind of gathered that.
00:03:41My credit cards are frozen.
00:03:42Oh, my bank account is probably drained too.
00:03:44Look, it was really an emergency.
00:03:45Okay.
00:03:46What is your name?
00:03:48Corinne!
00:03:50Corinne Car...
00:03:51Um...
00:03:52I...
00:03:53Carter.
00:03:54Okay.
00:03:55Corinne.
00:03:56You know, you seem really nice and sane and all.
00:03:59But emergency or not, you just manipulated your way into my apartment.
00:04:02Your apartment?
00:04:04Well, you did hear her, right?
00:04:06I did pay half of the rent for the next two months.
00:04:09Oh, well, how are you going to pay that when it's up?
00:04:12You're broke.
00:04:14I will figure it out, okay?
00:04:16Just relax.
00:04:22No, don't.
00:04:23Don't do this, Andy.
00:04:24Look, this is a bad idea.
00:04:25You don't even know her.
00:04:26Why would you feel bad for her?
00:04:27It makes no sense.
00:04:28I don't know her.
00:04:29I don't know her.
00:04:30It's just...
00:04:31Hmm.
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00:04:42Uh, I think you lost something there.
00:04:44Magic Mike?
00:04:45Hmm.
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00:04:55Oh, Yuri.
00:04:56I'm making myself at home.
00:04:57This is my apartment.
00:04:59So I can wear or not wear whatever I want.
00:05:01Are you sure you can handle this arrangement?
00:05:04You've never lived with a guy before, uh...
00:05:09You might want to back down.
00:05:10I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
00:05:12you uncomfortable rest assured despite this tempting face and this nice body
00:05:33i will be just fine the real question is whether you will be
00:05:42um what uh what's what's this book well you would know if it wasn't upside down
00:05:58i'm cleaning this one what no i wanted that room
00:06:03it gets the good light and everything should have been faster done
00:06:12hey corinne i heard what happened so sorry no it's okay monica i mean it's probably for the best
00:06:22it was my choice after all that's good to hear so i sent your severance package to your personal
00:06:28email since your work email was deactivated just take a look and sign it when you can my what your
00:06:35severance package did your dad not inspiring me oh my god corinne i'm so sorry i would love to help
00:06:43you but your dad threatened me yeah well it sounds like him no it's it's okay monica i i got an
00:06:50apartment at least i have somewhere to live well that's good how's a new place it's fine
00:06:58god my roommate he's kind of an asshole but he's fine he you're living with a guy yeah it's a really
00:07:06long story remind me to tell you about it at some point well is he hot at least
00:07:12okay yeah and it makes it kind of worse well you let me know if he tries anything i'll come over
00:07:17there and teach him a lesson i've got to go i'm really sorry corey i'll catch you later bye
00:07:28and just when i thought it couldn't get any worse
00:07:30i can't wait hurry up i need to pee
00:07:51sorry what did you say it's allowed in here look get out i need to pee
00:07:56yeah no just take your time it's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything
00:08:02look i have got a job interview and i've got to look my best okay
00:08:12hello what are you still doing in here i am not done with my hair
00:08:17you can go ahead i'm not gonna look are you insane i can't use the bathroom while you're in it
00:08:22wow i really didn't take you for a prude andy i guess you're just gonna have to wait a little bit
00:08:28longer i'm serious i'm gonna be late for work
00:08:32okay fine catch you later
00:08:37okay get it together and she's just your roommate
00:08:39well your experience at the carlton group speaks for itself
00:08:52and with a sharp wit like that you will fit right in here at turn time
00:08:57where can you start i can actually start right now excellent the boss will love you he has been looking
00:09:04for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months i can introduce you wait that
00:09:11would be perfect let's go great come on in
00:09:20i'm a corinne yes the promising candidate i was telling you about
00:09:27i just interviewed her and i think she'll be a perfect fit i'll leave you guys to it
00:09:36so this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for
00:09:40well too bad you won't be getting the job
00:09:46well too bad you won't be getting the job
00:09:49wait that's not fair i had no idea that this was your ad agency okay
00:09:53okay and you cannot punish me for an innocent mistake
00:09:57well actually as it is my ad agency i can do whatever i want
00:10:01okay well then how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent
00:10:04if i don't have a job it's easy go find a job somewhere else
00:10:09leave
00:10:09oh my god i am so sorry i was not looking where i was going
00:10:27oh are you reading abracus i love this book i read it in high school oh really i've never met
00:10:33anyone who's actually read it oh um miss rosenberg i didn't know you were coming in today uh please
00:10:39step into my office so we can discuss the rebranding no worries at all i was early i just met your
00:10:44very impressive associate i feel good about turn time media already you know it's so nice to see such
00:10:52bright minds here well actually uh yes thank you this is corinne she is the newest addition to our
00:10:58marketing team it's her first day it is it is yep it is you go wait in the break room i'll give you a
00:11:09tour in a second you better treat her nicely roads i would steal her for my company in a heartbeat
00:11:28you better treat her for my company in a heartbeat in a heartbeat in a heartbeat in a heartbeat in a heartbeat
00:11:36hi i'm corinne i'm new to the team we saw you really put on a show out there
00:11:45you need anything corinne oh wait are you the coffee girl you know i would really really love a
00:11:49matcha latte we only have coffee i'm afraid i'll make you some summer thank you
00:11:58so what were your names again
00:12:08lilia welcome to turntide media
00:12:11uh mr rhodes would like to see you in his office
00:12:29come in
00:12:30what the hell happened to you i it was a coffee machine super finicky
00:12:44do you mind if i go home and change you're living out of a duffel bag do you have anything to change
00:12:49into okay here take my card go get yourself some new clothes we have a client meeting later
00:13:00tonight you can't go looking like that but no i i couldn't take it i see it as an investment in
00:13:06company talent take it corinne
00:13:08all right then so i'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there see you
00:13:16have fun have fun i will bye
00:13:33you
00:13:46What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:53What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:58Who spends $10,000 in one afternoon using somebody else's money?
00:14:07Fuck, perfect.
00:14:09I'm sorry, did you just say $10,000?
00:14:12Yes, my bank called me.
00:14:13They thought my credit card was stolen.
00:14:15What the hell, Corinne?
00:14:16I'm so sorry, I didn't even look at the tax.
00:14:18I just picked out things that I liked.
00:14:19This is how you shop?
00:14:21At high-end luxury stores without looking at the price?
00:14:24I mean, before you ran away, what were you?
00:14:27Look, I won't return everything.
00:14:28I have the receipt, okay?
00:14:30It's somewhere.
00:14:32I promise that this will all be resolved by tomorrow.
00:14:36Corinne, I'm not happy about how this happened, but don't go to the trouble.
00:14:43It's whatever.
00:14:43No, come on, we have to go meet with that client, so chop chop.
00:14:48Whatever, you're not mad?
00:14:50I mean, I was when I thought you were taking advantage of me, but it turns out you are just
00:14:53completely financially irresponsible.
00:14:56Hey.
00:14:56Am I wrong?
00:14:58Look, I can return everything, okay?
00:15:00Look, just forget it.
00:15:01It's not a big deal.
00:15:02$10,000 down the drain, and it's just, whatever?
00:15:14Is he like...
00:15:22Apologies for the delay, Mr. Kempner.
00:15:24Rush hour traffic.
00:15:25No matter, boy.
00:15:26Now, who do we have here?
00:15:31Oh, Corinne Carter.
00:15:32I am the new marketing associate with Turntine Media.
00:15:35Brought her along as part of the onboarding process.
00:15:38She'll be shadowing this meeting.
00:15:39If I had known you hire such magnificent specimens at your agency, Rhodes, I'd have given you
00:15:47the deal right then.
00:15:53Well, of course, we would be honored if you would choose us, but, um...
00:15:57I would hope it's for less superficial reasons, but...
00:16:01Well, I'm assuming you're joking.
00:16:03How about I get us some drinks?
00:16:09Tell you what, Miss, uh...
00:16:11Karen, uh...
00:16:13Carla?
00:16:15Have a nightcap with me later.
00:16:18And the deal is yours.
00:16:20Excuse me?
00:16:21Oh, it's a really good deal, honey.
00:16:24It's just one night.
00:16:26You do want to make your boss proud, don't you?
00:16:30Look, I don't know who the fuck you think you are.
00:16:33And you're probably too drunk to even realize, but I am not that kind of girl, okay?
00:16:37I do play nice with men like you.
00:16:39So why don't you just keep your dirty hands off of me?
00:16:44You let an employee talk to a client like that?
00:16:47Do you want our business or not?
00:16:49You mean, am I going to let a client talk to an employee like that?
00:17:05And the answer's no!
00:17:07You punched me.
00:17:08You punched me!
00:17:10Do you know who I am, boy?
00:17:12I do now.
00:17:14Let's go.
00:17:14Let's go.
00:17:14Let's go.
00:17:19Let's go.
00:17:49Okay, well, I don't have whatever that is.
00:18:02Hmm.
00:18:10Shit!
00:18:13Uh, uh, okay.
00:18:16What are you doing in my...
00:18:19Oh, my God.
00:18:22What did you do?
00:18:23It was an accident.
00:18:24I barely touched it.
00:18:25It just, it just fell.
00:18:26You ruined the only thing I have left of my first dog!
00:18:29An accident!
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:18:32I am so sorry.
00:18:34I'm going to sweep it up and...
00:18:36No!
00:18:36No!
00:18:37Okay!
00:18:37Get out!
00:18:38Get out!
00:18:38Get out!
00:18:39Wait, you can't kick me out!
00:18:47This is my apartment, too!
00:18:48I'll make sure you get the deposit back!
00:18:50Leave!
00:18:53Wait, I don't have my phone or wallet or anything, Andy!
00:18:56Look, I can't go anywhere!
00:18:59Andy!
00:18:59Andy!
00:19:00Andy!
00:19:00Andy!
00:19:00I'm sorry, little guy.
00:19:11No more roommates.
00:19:26Was she trying to clean my room?
00:19:29Oh, my God.
00:19:44Corinne!
00:19:52Oh.
00:19:52Oh.
00:19:52Oh.
00:19:59Okay, I guess there's a seat too.
00:20:09Well, I wonder what happened to her.
00:20:24Sleeping in the office in pajamas?
00:20:26It's a first.
00:20:27Do you think she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend?
00:20:31Tea.
00:20:32Because I'm mourning already.
00:20:35Nice pajamas.
00:20:37Just leave me alone.
00:20:44Corinne, can I see you in my office please?
00:20:57Go home and change.
00:21:07I thought you evicted me.
00:21:09Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:21:11Don't you want to change?
00:21:12Don't you want to change?
00:21:17I don't know.
00:21:18Oh, man.
00:21:21Okay, I think that's a good idea.
00:21:26This is not a good idea, it's just not there yet.
00:21:47Have you guys seen Karin yet?
00:21:49You mean since this morning?
00:21:52No.
00:21:53How unprofessional.
00:22:00Karin!
00:22:03Karin!
00:22:19Karin!
00:22:20Karin!
00:22:21Hey, are you okay?
00:22:23Karin!
00:22:24Oh my god, you're burning up.
00:22:25Why?
00:22:26No, you have a fever.
00:22:28Stay here.
00:22:29I will get some medicine.
00:22:30Oh my god.
00:22:31Oh my god, you're burning up.
00:22:32Why?
00:22:33Oh my god, you're burning up.
00:22:44I'm fine.
00:22:45No, you have a fever.
00:22:47Stay here, I'll get some medicine.
00:22:58Hey, come on, take this.
00:23:00I'll let you sleep.
00:23:04I'm sorry, just let me stay.
00:23:14I'm sorry, just let me stay.
00:23:18I'm sorry, just let me stay.
00:23:24Why am I naked?
00:23:44Um, so, um...
00:23:56Relax.
00:23:57I am familiar with the human body, not even happen of my own.
00:24:01But you want me to take this off so that we're even?
00:24:04Yeah, no, I've seen enough of you, thank you very much.
00:24:08Um, let's just pretend that this never happened, alright?
00:24:14Are you feeling better?
00:24:16I think so.
00:24:18But I'm starving.
00:24:20There's muffins on the counter.
00:24:22You got muffins.
00:24:30They were a gift from a client.
00:24:32Don't eat them all.
00:24:34Uh-huh.
00:24:36Who the hell are you?
00:24:42Who the hell are you?
00:24:44What are you doing in Andy's apartment?
00:24:46Are you the maid or something?
00:24:48Oh, excuse you, I live here, and you haven't explained who you are yet.
00:24:53I'm Betty, Andy's fiancée.
00:24:59I'm Betty, Andy's fiancée.
00:25:01Uh, not my fiancée.
00:25:03Betty, just because our parents shook hands on it before we were born, doesn't make it real.
00:25:07Now please, stop stalking me.
00:25:10Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me.
00:25:13Oh damn, this apartment's even dingier than the last one.
00:25:17You ghosted her?
00:25:18Ooh, that is so bad.
00:25:22You know, would you have preferred that I file a restraining order?
00:25:24Ooh, that is really bad too.
00:25:27God, I would just cut it now.
00:25:29Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:25:31Oh, what, do you think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:25:36Well, actually, yes.
00:25:38What?
00:25:38Yes, and we are very happy.
00:25:42Well, I guess his apartment came with more than one downgrade.
00:25:47Excuse you.
00:25:48Come on, Andy.
00:25:50Stop playing hard to get.
00:25:51You know we belong together.
00:25:53No.
00:25:54Now leave before I call the police.
00:25:55You're not serious.
00:25:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:02I knew it was weird for the owner of an advertising agency to be in this apartment.
00:26:06How many girls are kind of knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:09How many girls are going to be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:16Shut up.
00:26:16And it's none of your business.
00:26:19My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:26:24How lucky am I for the free entertainment?
00:26:32Mrs. Rhodes, it's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:37Who's your guest?
00:26:40Oh, Andrew.
00:26:41This is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:43Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:44The one and only.
00:26:47Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:26:50Melissa here will show you upstairs.
00:26:58What?
00:26:59Did I do something wrong?
00:27:00Why are you here?
00:27:02Again?
00:27:03To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:27:06Andy, Mr. Carlton can improve your standing immensely.
00:27:11Come on now.
00:27:12Mom, I have told you a million times.
00:27:14I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:16Stop meddling in my business.
00:27:19You know what?
00:27:20You are going to hear him out.
00:27:22Now, let's not keep him waiting.
00:27:23Come on now.
00:27:23What are you looking for?
00:27:39I can't seem to find the file in the Braxton project.
00:27:44You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:46Oh.
00:27:46Somebody's about to get in trouble.
00:27:59Okay.
00:27:59I'm so stupid.
00:28:09Dad?
00:28:12Now, but uh, we're looking to expand in the next quarter.
00:28:15Please.
00:28:18So, what brings you here today?
00:28:20The Carlton Group.
00:28:21We are very interested in acquiring them.
00:28:30Excuse me?
00:28:31Ah, sorry.
00:28:32I, um, stubbed my toe.
00:28:35Please, continue.
00:28:36Well, like I was saying, I'm interested in acquiring TTM.
00:28:41Uh, I'm, I'm, uh, I'm flattered, Mr. Carlton.
00:28:46But we're not looking to be bought anytime soon.
00:28:49I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup.
00:28:52And I have plans to grow it further on my own.
00:28:54I, I think it's a brilliant idea.
00:28:56I mean, joining with the Carlton Group would give Turntide the much needed
00:29:00stability in this very competitive industry.
00:29:02Our identity as a young contemporary brand distinguishes us in the marketplace.
00:29:09I'm not so sure that Turntide would mesh well with the Carlton Group's longstanding traditions.
00:29:14Well, you would have to create a new identity, of course.
00:29:17I mean, you're an ad agency.
00:29:19That's your job, right?
00:29:21Your younger generation just doesn't appreciate the value of an established brand.
00:29:27And do you really want to go into competition with us?
00:29:30Mr. Rhodes, I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
00:29:36Thank you for the offer, Mr. Carlton, but I have to kindly refuse.
00:29:39Oh, Ed, you know how this generation is.
00:29:43Always changing their mind and so stubborn.
00:29:46But, you know, they always do come around.
00:29:51You have daughters, don't you?
00:29:53What is it, Chloe and Karen, isn't it?
00:29:57I only have one daughter, Chloe.
00:29:59I only have one daughter, Chloe.
00:30:10Now you have a big pitch coming up with the Goldfield Beer Group next week.
00:30:17We're also bidding on that deal.
00:30:19You want to make a bet to see who wins?
00:30:21How do you know about that?
00:30:23That was supposed to be a private pitch.
00:30:24I'm a Carlton and I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:28If you win the Carlton deal, I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable clients.
00:30:36But if I win, you sell me your company.
00:30:43All right.
00:30:47Deal.
00:30:47Ah, all right.
00:30:49Bam!
00:30:50I'll look forward to acquiring your company.
00:30:54Oh.
00:30:58Oh, my God.
00:31:06So sorry for the interruption.
00:31:12Well, I will see you later.
00:31:13No, no, no.
00:31:14What were you doing under my desk and in my office?
00:31:16I was just looking for a file and I thought it would be in here.
00:31:20And then I heard you coming and it just felt like the best idea.
00:31:24You sure it doesn't have anything to do with Ed Carlton?
00:31:30Well, look, I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago and I thought he was going
00:31:34to recognize me.
00:31:35Okay.
00:31:36Well, that's actually really funny, but I'm not really in a laughing mood.
00:31:39You heard everything that just happened.
00:31:41You're making the right choice.
00:31:43I know it's risky, but this could be your only shot to save Turntide.
00:31:50If you need any help, let me know.
00:31:51You deserve it.
00:31:58I do.
00:32:03Walk of shame.
00:32:14Hey, congrats, man.
00:32:16On what?
00:32:17She's a 10 for sure.
00:32:20Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:32:24If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skill set,
00:32:27maybe you should go find somewhere else to work.
00:32:29All right.
00:32:30Damn, man.
00:32:32Forget I said anything.
00:32:41Yeah, we can definitely do that.
00:32:44No, not a problem.
00:32:44We should be able to have it to you by tomorrow.
00:32:46I think if...
00:32:48Let me call you back.
00:32:50Bob.
00:32:51Vince.
00:32:52To what do I owe the pleasure?
00:32:55Your mother would like you at a fitting for your wedding suit.
00:32:58We're here to escort you.
00:33:00Well, that's not going to happen.
00:33:01I have a really busy schedule today, and also I'm not getting married.
00:33:05Well, your mother is very insistent, Mr. Rhodes.
00:33:08Very.
00:33:10Did my dad send me?
00:33:11Well, I'm just...
00:33:13Guys.
00:33:15Hey, let's keep going.
00:33:16Corinne, can we just...
00:33:17Oh!
00:33:18Whoa!
00:33:18Whoa!
00:33:24You didn't need to do that.
00:33:26I have been seeing these creeps around, okay?
00:33:28Be safe.
00:33:28Get pepper spray.
00:33:29Yeah, I'll look into that.
00:33:30Oh, I think you've got some on my shirt.
00:33:32Oh, it's fine.
00:33:33I'll do laundry.
00:33:35Now?
00:33:36I can do laundry.
00:33:38I think.
00:33:50Oh, it burns.
00:34:04Oh, it burns.
00:34:18It burns, it burns, it burns.
00:34:21Oh, do not laugh.
00:34:22Hit me.
00:34:26Ow!
00:34:26The other nail.
00:34:37The other nail.
00:34:42This one.
00:34:47Come on.
00:34:53No.
00:34:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:59Spoon?
00:35:00Microwave.
00:35:01No.
00:35:03No.
00:35:06Here.
00:35:12Okay, whatever my parents were paying the maids, they need to double it.
00:35:15Wax or oil.
00:35:29Close enough.
00:35:30Hey.
00:35:42Did you cook?
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:45And I used a recipe.
00:35:47Oh, and the best part is...
00:35:52I cleaned the floors.
00:35:54You what?
00:35:55Look, I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and, you know, getting a job.
00:36:01And it's Saturday.
00:36:02So I cleaned the floors.
00:36:06Looks great in here.
00:36:07And it smells great too.
00:36:09Yeah, well get over here before it gets cold.
00:36:17Uh, what the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:36:19Uh, soap.
00:36:21Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:36:22Olive oil.
00:36:27I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil?
00:36:29No, not the right kind of oil.
00:36:32We are going to walk very, very slowly to the towel closet.
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:38Oh.
00:36:40Okay, I have to go.
00:36:41I'm sorry.
00:36:42Come on, right here.
00:36:44Okay, well move your foot.
00:36:45Oh, God.
00:36:45I can't...
00:36:46What can I do?
00:36:47Wait!
00:36:48Wait!
00:36:52I have to go.
00:36:59Oh my God.
00:37:02Are you okay?
00:37:03No.
00:37:08Oh my God.
00:37:10That smells so good.
00:37:11It smells so good!
00:37:11It smells so good!
00:37:12It smells so good!
00:37:12It smells really great!
00:37:14I should...
00:37:15I brought some brussel trots.
00:37:16Yeah, I'll go get the...
00:37:18The donuts.
00:37:19Yeah, yeah.
00:37:19Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you do that.
00:37:27Okay, new house rule. No more chores without supervision.
00:37:31Hey, dinner was edible.
00:37:39You need a hand over there?
00:37:41No.
00:37:43I'm all powerful.
00:37:49Yeah, the bruise on my ass would say otherwise.
00:37:53Sure.
00:37:55I am really, really sorry about that.
00:37:57There's a lot I need to learn.
00:37:59Yeah.
00:38:01There's a lot that you do know.
00:38:03Yeah, like how to escape a wedding.
00:38:05I saw those heels.
00:38:07That could not have been easy.
00:38:13If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
00:38:17I'd be like a spider monkey.
00:38:19Okay, so which ones go?
00:38:21Each jump, I don't know. X, come on.
00:38:23X!
00:38:27You know, my mom taught my sister and I how to have perfect posture and impeccable taste.
00:38:33Actually.
00:38:35But...
00:38:37She didn't teach us anything useful.
00:38:39Like how to cook or clean or live independently.
00:38:43I mean, I never really liked those lessons anyway.
00:38:45I was always just questioning everything.
00:38:47My sister was really good at it though.
00:38:49And then at some point they just stopped trying.
00:38:53So you have a sister?
00:38:55Yeah.
00:38:57Older.
00:38:59Chloe.
00:39:01She is the definition of golden child.
00:39:05Brilliant, beautiful, and most importantly...
00:39:09Obi.
00:39:10Yeah, in my parents' eyes I was always the disappointing, troublemaking, younger sister who was only really good for one thing.
00:39:19Marriage.
00:39:23And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good.
00:39:26I see.
00:39:27An arranged marriage.
00:39:29You don't really seem that surprised.
00:39:32Uh, yeah.
00:39:33It, uh...
00:39:34It happened to a friend of mine.
00:39:36Oh.
00:39:37Yeah.
00:39:38I only met him like once before the wedding.
00:39:42So weird.
00:39:43Well, you know what?
00:39:44I'm glad you ran away.
00:39:46Fuck him.
00:39:48Yeah?
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:50Okay, well I haven't really brought much peace into your life.
00:39:54I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:39:55I don't pick up on things easily.
00:39:56You're smart, Corinne.
00:39:57Scary smart.
00:39:58Sometimes.
00:39:59And I think that you just need to show them that you can live just as good of a life.
00:40:00Now you know what?
00:40:01Hell.
00:40:02Better.
00:40:03On your own terms.
00:40:04And you're not alone.
00:40:05Why are you looking at me like that?
00:40:06No, I'm sorry.
00:40:07I just...
00:40:08I just really wanna kiss you.
00:40:09I don't know.
00:40:10I'm sorry.
00:40:11I just...
00:40:12I just really wanna kiss you.
00:40:14better on your own terms and you're not alone
00:40:23why are you looking at me like that no i'm sorry i just i just really want to kiss you
00:40:44oh no no no why that better be something in your pocket what are you imagining oh god
00:41:04uh we should do anything else okay okay yep okay yep was i snoring you know i'm gonna get
00:41:19some water okay this apartment is depressing you know that
00:41:27the only thing you own is action figures and video games that is the definition of delinquency
00:41:34excuse me look we've lived in this apartment long enough okay where's the decor the books
00:41:41the books i don't read books it's the 21st century who owns books every sensible adult in the world
00:41:49well i uh didn't take you for a nerd corey okay this is unacceptable you need to read
00:41:55andy how can you be the founder of a media company if you don't read i listen to podcasts
00:42:01books i gotta go run some errands i'll be home later okay you can just do whatever you want
00:42:08unless you're asking me for permission in that case did you forget your keys again
00:42:19so this is where you're spending your little vacation no um this is my home home very funny this
00:42:43is merely a month-long tantrum befitting of a brat who is ungrateful as you well i like it when you
00:42:52coming back james did not like that stunt you pulled and you embarrassed us all when you almost
00:42:59cost us our connection with the prescott's luckily james and his parents are willing to forget that
00:43:06how did you find me oh please i hired a private investigator when you ran i've known about this
00:43:13place for weeks you cut me off completely just you could secretly watch me suffer no this is my life
00:43:20now okay i have worked for it just leave me alone cutting you off was your punishment it was to teach
00:43:26you a lesson but apparently i guess it didn't you are a carlton act like it your sister is nearly ready
00:43:34to take over as the ceo of our company while you wasted our name the least that you can do is accept
00:43:43your place as a dutiful wife i am not some complacent little prize for your business partners
00:43:51you know what my boyfriend is coming home soon and he really doesn't like it when i'm upset boyfriend
00:43:58what boyfriend what boyfriend well his name is andy and if you don't know about him maybe
00:44:04you should get a new private investigator now get out regret this little girl
00:44:11andy what are you doing here um i pass by this place every day you know i just thought i'd
00:44:39stop in and see what all the hubbub's about oh did my comment get to you we thought it's so sweet
00:44:46no no i'm not buying anything
00:44:52no i am hold this
00:44:59classic
00:44:59little women are they like tinkerbell they are full-sized you two are building quite the library
00:45:09there
00:45:13you two are building quite the library there oh we're just getting started no kidding
00:45:17well we just got a very special shipment in a rare first edition of the complete poems of emily
00:45:23dickinson by thomas h johnson which is riley regarded as the authoritative collection of her work
00:45:29and only for two hundred dollars it's an opportunity you can't miss if you're a true collector
00:45:35ma'am johnson's complete emily dickinson it may be her first full collection of her work but it is far
00:45:42from authoritative i mean miller's has been regarded as the leading version among scholars for well
00:45:47yours and if i wanted to get a first edition johnson i could easily get it for eighty dollars so
00:45:51before you sell me an outdated and overpriced book maybe you should just think about whether or not
00:45:55i'm an idiot
00:45:58well then
00:45:59so you can't do chores but you're a literature expert
00:46:10this one is my favorite
00:46:12i've never heard of it
00:46:14oh it is so juicy high society affairs unrequited love plot twists
00:46:20i'm so sorry oh it is such a fun time we have so many maybe next time
00:46:34could you help me send a postcard
00:46:54who's this this he james prescott current's fiance and
00:47:00you are andy rhodes you have a fiance okay you are not my fiance james and just quit telling people
00:47:10that just because you left me at the altar doesn't mean we won't get married eventually
00:47:15oh you're that guy man you know you really can't take no for an answer yeah stay out of this this is
00:47:23between me and her she can make her own decisions in fact you know why don't we ask her corinne did you
00:47:30change your mind no i didn't
00:47:34well there you have it no means no and she's here with me so you can go on about your day
00:47:43she's here with me so you can go on about your day okay look man i don't know how you think okay
00:47:48guys we are in public james i don't even know you okay this was all of our parents idea and i'm
00:47:53sure there is a lovely girl out there for you who is not me there you go bye-bye now look i don't know
00:48:01who this punk thinks he is but this isn't over i wonder what your father has to say about this
00:48:07what his hair is really shiny did you get oak and my coffee i'll get us
00:48:23oh my goodness i miss you so much ditto carlton just isn't the same without you
00:48:35so this is the new place huh yeah turn high media oh my god let me give you a tour yes
00:48:40oh it's the storm cloud yeah remember when i said i had a roommate and now he's also my boss
00:48:56but he's not normally like that i wonder what happened i think i might know
00:49:01someone published an expose on turntide media it's all over the news
00:49:05oh no that's really bad yeah i better go but dinner soon okay yes please
00:49:16good luck thanks
00:49:24that's a good start to the morning i'm literally sick to my stomach right now
00:49:27what's going on didn't you hear we're the new poster child for unethical advertising apparently
00:49:38there was a recall on the first product deal andy ever did as ceo oh and the worst part the carlton
00:49:44group boosted the article immediately and said this is what happens when you let a bunch of money
00:49:49hungry gen zers run an ad agency they got to be behind didn't ed carlton just visit the office a week
00:49:54to go can i see you all in the conference room no okay okay what's gonna happen
00:50:05as some of you may know malicious headlines have been circling around turntide
00:50:11most of the report is false but we do have some evidence of an internal data leak we have a mole
00:50:17we have a mole too soon to say but i will get to the bottom of this well if you ask me everything
00:50:28was fine until a certain someone was hired i guess the tabloids aren't the only one throwing around
00:50:35baseless accusations i'm just putting together two and two we didn't have a leak before you were hired
00:50:41enough i didn't call this meeting so that people could point fingers at one another the goldfield pitch
00:50:45is coming up and it is our top priority to secure this deal if we can win them over who knows maybe
00:50:50we can regain the trust of some of our other clients this pitch is life or death for turntide
00:50:56so i'm going to be presenting it
00:51:02so mind you he's fully naked when he drags me into the shower to show me his waterbending skills
00:51:08but it was just water dripping down his fingers
00:51:10yeah i was five you know i recall having to call 911 to uh rescue you from a tree after your failed
00:51:20experiment with flying using helium balloons i was levitating off the ground for a little bit you
00:51:27know that that's considered flying that's fair he was
00:51:43shall we wait look where the hell are you guys going you're enjoying your night bro
00:51:48what the hell is happening okay you really have to learn how to read a room their eyes have been
00:51:59glued to each other all night oh yeah good for them
00:52:05you're cute come on waterbender let's go home
00:52:20well i for one think andy and karen would be great together
00:52:24and not just because andy introduced me to his best friend
00:52:27yes man yeah i'm really rooting for him too i'm just glad karen is doing well
00:52:37she's been through so much in such a short time
00:52:41but andy didn't tell you
00:52:46but andy didn't tell you she got disowned by her rich family they're apparently a big deal
00:52:52they wanted her to marry some big shot but she didn't love him
00:52:55she's never been on her own before so she had to learn from scratch
00:52:59oh wow i had no idea
00:53:08it's pretty funny then how she met andy
00:53:10you know like it's ironic that she ran away from one rich guy straight into the arms of another
00:53:17her family would be thrilled if if they ever took their heads out of their asses
00:53:21andy is rich yeah uh haven't you heard of the roads family
00:53:33oh my god roads hotels i never even put it together
00:53:36yeah he went on his own a couple years ago he wanted to make a name for himself pave his own way
00:53:41aside from his family and uh you and karen don't know anything about andy and you and andy don't know
00:53:49about karen holy shit
00:53:59hey girl okay tell me everything
00:54:07basking in the afterglow
00:54:08i don't kiss and tell it was amazing 10 out of 10 but before i give you details there's something
00:54:15way more urgent i have to tell you you're never going to guess what i heard last night
00:54:19uh but uh you got a sec uh yeah sure i could take a break okay what what is more important than
00:54:27your sex life i heard one of the craziest things from monica last night did you know karen comes
00:54:33from one of the wealthiest families in the country what did you say karen andy comes from a rich family
00:54:40roads hotels what yeah dude karen is or was i guess a carlton what would you say
00:55:03you're a carlton
00:55:12you're a carlton yes i'm the carlton's youngest daughter not that they would acknowledge it
00:55:18you're a carlton the same corporation that's been trying to buy me out and bad-mouthing me in the
00:55:22press are you the fucking mole is that why you showed up in this apartment in the first place
00:55:26do you really think that i would do that to you after everything we've been through you know me
00:55:31andy you know that i have no loyalty to my family i don't know what to do why didn't you tell me that
00:55:38you come from a rich family too how is that relevant right now how is that relevant you're accusing me
00:55:43of lying about my family yet you did the uh exact same thing at least i have an excuse what's yours
00:55:49were you cut off from your family too no no i wasn't okay well then why are you here you don't
00:55:54even need to live a normal life were you just pretending for fun i am not here for fun i went
00:56:00out on my own to prove myself everybody just expected me to join the family business but i
00:56:04needed to make my own way in the world okay well then why didn't you just tell me that okay why don't
00:56:09you trust me i didn't tell you because i thought that you could be a copy what
00:56:13i thought that you could be after my money i thought that you could be after my money
00:56:21okay that came out yeah it did first i'm a traitor and now i'm a gold digger you know what you are just
00:56:27a real class ass dandy stop deflecting you heard this from mr calton while you were snooping around
00:56:33in my office no less and you didn't say anything i have every right to be angry i chose freedom
00:56:38and i lost everything because of it do you really think that i would turn around and just
00:56:45betray you like that i opened up to you about everything and you just turn around and throw
00:56:53it in my face i even told you that my parents were for my sister over me and you know how important it
00:56:59is for me to be treated as an equal and yet you still don't do it when when have i not treated you as
00:57:04an equal do you suspect you're equal of ulterior motives so much so that you would accuse her of
00:57:09being the mole after living with her for weeks you know what it doesn't matter i saw the door
00:57:17camera fridge that call was standing right here in this apartment did you feed him information then
00:57:21he was just trying to get me to come back i have seen you lie corinne it comes as easily to you as
00:57:34breathing ever since you showed up in this apartment you have caused me nothing but trouble and i swear
00:57:39if you're the reason that my agency is in jeopardy i'm
00:57:41it sounds like you already think i'm guilty so be it
00:57:59oh honey i'll get the ice cream
00:58:09hi welcome
00:58:14corinne
00:58:18why did you ask me here james cutting right to the chase okay well you see i haven't quite
00:58:25given up on our future nuptials wait you're going to want to hear what i have to say
00:58:31please what could you possibly say to convince me to go along with this arrangement your boy toys
00:58:37andy who says he is andy i know he's part of the rhodes family big whoop not that corinne
00:58:46he's engaged to this woman betty kenden 25 she's a childhood sweetheart of his
00:58:54no no no i met her she's crazy they've been engaged to be married since childhood my source is correct
00:59:00which trust me it is the wedding is set for me well you're wrong who's your source
00:59:18okay you know what you still haven't said what that has to do with you and i so just get to the
00:59:27point the point is corinne i know you love him but you can't have him he belongs to miss camden this
00:59:35past month all of it it's been fake a dream fuck you what i can offer you is real yeah what's that
00:59:43security home assurance that what you have won't disappear in an instant you will be taken care of
00:59:49forever you will never have to worry or doubt ever again take some time think about it i'll be waiting
00:59:57do you remember andy how her easter dress got so muddy that your parents had to cancel the press shoot
01:00:07that was such a fun day despite the looks on their faces oh gosh you know you too i made such a couple
01:00:15then and now um excuse me i need to use the restroom
01:00:22this place is just so lovely isn't it sorry i just need to send a quick message no problem dear
01:00:44such a lovely evening isn't it yes
01:00:46there he is
01:01:01fuck this
01:01:05excuse me
01:01:06is he taunting me is this psychological warfare
01:01:15you know what james is right i really need to get myself out of this mess
01:01:22corinne what a coincidence i was just having dinner with andy and his mother
01:01:29would you like to join are you the one who texted me off of andy's phone
01:01:33um did you really think andy wanted to talk things over and make up how sad
01:01:48hello there didn't expect to hear from you so soon you're right imagine that what will you do
01:01:55you know what i would like to propose a toast to turntide and all the success that you've had andy
01:02:07i am so proud of you
01:02:13thanks mom that means a lot but i didn't propose this dinner to discuss work
01:02:18i brought you here because we need to put this matter to bed
01:02:23what's that what's the matter betty and i's engagement
01:02:27listen mom i know you and the camdens have wanted this for my entire life
01:02:31but just because you're telling people it's going to happen doesn't make it true
01:02:34i'm a grown man now i need to make my own decisions
01:02:37andy
01:02:40you know what i'm tired of this i have been nothing but patient and understanding for years and all you
01:02:46do is reject me i've been waiting for you my whole life what does she have that i don't oh who is
01:02:53she she is the woman andy is living with andy is that true she's just a roommate and her name's
01:03:02corinne betty i can't marry you and it's not because of her it wouldn't be right i'm sorry fix it
01:03:09i'm going to call my parents andy just because you have a startup does not mean that you have
01:03:19life figured out first you turned down the carltons and now the camdens god what are you doing are you
01:03:26trying to run your career into the ground andy partnerships shouldn't be bought they should be
01:03:33earned and i want to marry somebody i love not somebody that i see business value in you have known
01:03:38betty your entire life and our family approves of her and you stand the risk of insulting her family
01:03:44the longer you put off this marriage do you understand if i can't marry somebody that i love
01:03:50then i'll just walk away from it all how how dare you do you really think that i had a choice in who
01:03:58i married do you want the same for your child you are young and i know what's best for you and this
01:04:06is not over and you will figure it out
01:04:20are you leaving yes you could just keep the rest of my stuff or throw it away i don't really care is
01:04:28this about the other night can you blame me for suspecting you do you know what's really ironic
01:04:33you accuse me of being this big mastermind and saying all this bullshit about me yet you are the
01:04:38one with the biggest secret of all what the hell are you talking about enjoy married life
01:04:45oh what cat got your tongue now you know i should have known that you were a player from the very
01:04:51beginning why are you even mad we're just roommates what does it matter to you just roommates
01:05:00you know that's low even for you andy what we had moments the flirting i was here to kiss for god's
01:05:07sake does none of that mean anything to you we were drinking right got it where are you going
01:05:14none of your business oh you're going back to them aren't you to james and i'm supposed to believe
01:05:19you're innocent now i always was if that's the case then you're a coward what after all of the progress
01:05:26you've made the life that you built for yourself through blood sweat and tears you're just gonna
01:05:29give it all away take the easy way out you're better than that corinne what does it matter to you
01:05:36we're just roommates remember well not anymore
01:05:40look who decided to show up you look tired i'm here
01:05:57thank you
01:05:57mr fincher mr thompson it's an honor to have you here today we will be presenting our pitch for
01:06:11goldfield beer as a team here at turntide we aim to pinpoint the core makes a product attractive to
01:06:19consumers and then elevate it into the public consciousness through meticulous research we have
01:06:24found that the two words most commonly associated with goldfield is summer and taste now accompanied
01:06:32with visual and auditory cues
01:06:42and that brings us to the slogan that will transform goldfield's presence in the market goldfield the taste
01:06:50of summer mr rosa you certainly put a lot of effort into this it's an impeccable presentation virtually
01:07:01flawless we can see the quality that comes out of turntide that may also be your greatest weakness
01:07:07on the surface the ad is perfect but it doesn't possess anything beyond that i mean the taste of summer
01:07:13come on what does that even mean i mean it's it's soulless basic and we cannot sign off on this
01:07:26and we cannot sign off on this
01:07:29well you know you you'd be surprised as i mentioned studies show that
01:07:34people are very receptive to summer themes they produce neural responses akin to nostalgia ads like
01:07:39this are almost guaranteed to bring in higher year-end profits it's a safe bet you're well aware of the
01:07:46advantage of this type of marketing mr rhodes other beer brands have been using it for decades yeah and
01:07:52we're not other beer brands i mean we didn't take the risk of coming to a new up and coming ad agency to
01:07:58get a boring safe pitch um well you know i can uh we've seen enough from you mr rhodes look i don't
01:08:09want to give an ultimatum but if you don't give us something impressive like right now we're walking
01:08:16please if you give us one more day we can put together a presentation that is equally impressive
01:08:20we don't want another presentation we want a good idea
01:08:29miss corinne carlton carlton isn't that um
01:08:34what are you doing i can pitch
01:08:41i can pitch
01:08:45well then go ahead
01:08:49i recently had the misfortune of losing almost everything i had and although it was my choice
01:08:55it was still really hard and most people think that when you're struggling you're
01:09:00focused on the basics getting a job finding a safe place to live affording food and necessities
01:09:06and surviving and for the most part that is that's true but in the in-between moments
01:09:14when everything is just hitting you you're just looking for comfort just about everywhere you're
01:09:19looking for anything and everything that'll give you a sense of belonging that you used to have
01:09:24and in one of those moments someone gave me a gold field beer i had a really hard time opening it
01:09:29you know weak hands
01:09:37but i couldn't believe how something so simple could mean so much it was just a beer but
01:09:46you know this may not resonate but i keep thinking about this quote that ernest hemingway wrote
01:09:51i did not care what it was all about life you know all i wanted to know was how to live in it
01:09:57and if i found out how to live in it then you learned from what it was all about goldfield
01:10:05living sun also rises you have no way of knowing this young lady but our ceo is very fond of hemingway
01:10:14if you're here right now be over the moon he'll love the idea of our ad referencing a favorite
01:10:21of the moon well i can throw together some mock-outs by the end of the week excellent we look forward
01:10:30to seeing that miss carlton you have a bright future here thank you that means a lot
01:10:51you have a bright future here thank you mr thompson mr fincher please wait what more is there to discuss
01:11:01we made ourselves very clear i don't know if you know this but my father is neil martin okay and he's
01:11:09the largest supplier of wheat on the west coast a connection with him would be very beneficial for
01:11:15goldfield if you go back in there and tell my boss you're turning down turn tides pitch and going with
01:11:21the carlton group i can make that happen if you had done any research into our company miss martin you'd
01:11:31know we produce our own wheat goldfield started as a farm yeah and does mr rhodes know that you're
01:11:36trying to bribe us on behalf of another company how about if you do it i'll give you a night you won't
01:11:46forget it both of you mr rhodes you need to control your people never in my entire career experience
01:11:58something so unprofessional is this your corporate culture absolutely not and this is no longer an
01:12:04employee of turn tide my sincerest apologies to both of you and we will make up for this violation
01:12:09tenfold if you can come through like your all-star associate promised maybe we can forget about this
01:12:17thank you
01:12:24mr rhodes please what the were you thinking
01:12:28i've worked my ass off for this company i was here when it was nothing
01:12:33i should have been made a partner ages ago but you never even considered it ed carlton
01:12:38offered me an executive role just for doing a small favor so you betrayed us put the entire agency
01:12:45in jeopardy if corinne hadn't saved us back there please i could have done the same thing pack your things
01:12:52you're fired
01:13:03you're fired
01:13:05you're fired
01:13:11you're fired
01:13:17you're fired
01:13:24we never bought that
01:13:38not one word not one gesture of yours shall i could i ever forget
01:13:44you read it
01:13:49you read it
01:14:00mr carlton figured you would uh show up at some point come to hand over your clients to me
01:14:04enjoy them while you have them because i'm sure they'll come crawling back soon
01:14:11do you know who won the deal for us corinne your daughter seems like you lost your biggest asset
01:14:17when you cut her off from the family corinne how i have a deal for you
01:14:23what i will give you back these clients but you have to give up something else
01:14:29then that would be corinne relinquish your control and let her live her own life
01:14:35on her own terms stay out of her life for good
01:14:38deal
01:14:51betty we need to talk about the wedding
01:14:57hey melissa have you seen andy i just really need to talk to him no he's not in yet but did you
01:15:08hear what happened no what happened andy fired lilia apparently she's the carlton mole it got
01:15:15really intense so he sent her hacking it was epic but he also super hot okay what wait how did i miss
01:15:25this you were still in the meeting room i was the only witness perks of being hr okay do you know where
01:15:33he is that's the craziest part he is at the courthouse downtown what he's getting married
01:15:45andy i'm so sorry i thought um
01:16:06corinth
01:16:09someone told me that you were at the courthouse are you here to heroically stop my rene's marriage
01:16:15okay well you don't belong with betty okay you just don't you've worked so hard and you deserve
01:16:20to be with somebody that loves you like everything about you well maybe betty does but you know what
01:16:24i really don't think so she's kind of a bitch sorry i'm getting kind of sidetracked do not laugh at
01:16:31me okay i am trying to give a speech you um you deserve to pick your own path whatever that is
01:16:40and you know i've always kind of really admired that about you don't go through with it if i can
01:16:46call off my wedding then so can you are you done yes i'm not marrying betty
01:16:53hey betty can we talk about the marriage andy can't you just be happy with me our mothers are so
01:17:06intent on the marriage they've decided to forgo the wedding all together and just get it over
01:17:10within a courthouse isn't that enough for you you need to stand up to them with me this whole time
01:17:15you've been perfectly obedient this will not be over until you say no to it's not just obedience andy
01:17:21i've loved you since we were kids you don't love me you don't even know what love is
01:17:28i was never gonna marry betty contrary to popular belief oh just like i was never the mole contrary
01:17:34to popular belief so is this where i get to say i told you so i may or may not have made some
01:17:40assumptions understatement of the year and reacted without solid evidence i'm sorry for not trusting
01:17:48cory nothing that i said to you was true you haven't made my life any worse in fact you have
01:17:53made it the hell of a lot better we can call it even sure so what is mr rose going to do now
01:18:09well i actually have a very busy evening moving my roommate in oh it's gonna be a workout too
01:18:17she has a shit ton of books but i love her anyways no question could have been me at the altar
01:18:25would you have ran well we'll just have to see i'm gonna need some insurance oh shut up and kiss me
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