How To Tame A Silver Fox – Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hi, Dad. Um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong, God, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Deadson is...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like,
00:02:37five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I would.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:45Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:56from the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:22Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub,
00:03:35or beating up sleazebags,
00:03:38not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:39Come to think of it,
00:03:42come to think of it,
00:03:47I actually
00:03:47don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:53Okay, then.
00:03:59Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:00I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be careful.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:19When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well,
00:06:16maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here,
00:06:22and neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:17I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him,
00:07:30this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here,
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:43You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:07I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:13God damn it.
00:08:16Prom's to mark.
00:08:26Whoa!
00:08:27Who's this?
00:08:29Bob Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:34Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house
00:08:43when I run Greek life.
00:08:45Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:54Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:21I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:28Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're, like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:02I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:21Oh, this is gold, Harper.
00:11:36You are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:51I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:14The hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:33A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:05is, like, a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly,
00:13:13if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33Let's go.
00:13:40Let's go.
00:13:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:48Fuck this.
00:13:59Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:29You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:36Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:43It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Yes, that's enough. You better go.
00:15:00One last thing.
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty! Let's get one thing straight here.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:22But we're literally just pearls!
00:15:24I don't give a fuck! Everyone out! The fuck out!
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:45She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:02You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:19Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of-
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our-
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just cause you run some sort of shady business, does-
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, dear.
00:16:50I told you...
00:16:52to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:01Oh yeah?
00:17:03If I'm such a kid...
00:17:05What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you wanna turn me on.
00:17:18You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:21Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:24There'd be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins. I swear.
00:17:34I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:37You better not be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins. I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:56God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:11What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:16No.
00:18:21It's going to not be happening. He's going to be back in any second.
00:18:24You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:38I don't want to... I don't want to play. What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:45You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:50I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:55Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:03Say please.
00:19:04Please.
00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:34There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of myself.
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:52No talking back.
00:19:54I am the last guy.
00:19:56You want to piss off?
00:20:03Rule number three.
00:20:06Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:27So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:28Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:34Here in the regular, no violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:52You have curfew.
00:20:54Ah!
00:20:58How's my daughter?
00:21:17Um, hot.
00:21:19What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:22Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:34She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:46You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48I'm sorry.
00:22:05I don't know.
00:22:06You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:36Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:22:45Filming? Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location is here. So step aside before I make you.
00:22:59Mmm, nope. Harper's my best friend.
00:23:02And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:04Hey, wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:13He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:23:16Harper?
00:23:24You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:28I tried to stop him.
00:23:31He...
00:23:32No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:37It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:41Class my ass. Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:23:45I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:46Chris, stop!
00:23:47Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:23:50Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera.
00:23:52That's a thousand dollars.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:56That is enough!
00:24:12These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:14Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:16Wait until the whole class sees this.
00:24:18No one's going to see these.
00:24:20Deleting them.
00:24:21What?
00:24:21That is art!
00:24:23Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:30See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:32Your choice.
00:24:41The camera is.
00:24:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:46You asshole!
00:24:48If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:54You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:00What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:02I'm leaving.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:13So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:23You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:28You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:30Like a piece of meat.
00:25:33My classmate?
00:25:35It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:42Jealous?
00:25:43You're cute, Harper.
00:25:48I'll give you that.
00:25:50And those things you do?
00:25:53They're cute, too.
00:25:55You know what's not cute?
00:25:58Me jealous.
00:25:59Now, you were right.
00:26:01I'm in some shady business, and I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:05But you better not test me, or I'll break you.
00:26:11In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:14Well, guess what?
00:26:19You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:24Just admit that you want me.
00:26:27What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:40Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:42You know what, Chris?
00:26:43You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:45Fine.
00:26:46But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:49Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:50So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho Hottie is?
00:26:57No.
00:26:59Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:01Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:27:03Ew!
00:27:05That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:07He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:10And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:13I don't know, but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:18Um, wait.
00:27:19Wait, you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:26What?
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:31The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:33So that's step one.
00:27:35Hmm.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:39He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:42Jealous of me?
00:27:42I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:45He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:50Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:52Jealous over you.
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:57So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:02Until he snaps.
00:28:03And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:07And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:13Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:22Mm-hmm.
00:28:33Sexy outfit?
00:28:34Check.
00:28:35Popcorn?
00:28:36Check.
00:28:37A notebook?
00:28:38The only movie that can make a guy cry?
00:28:40Check.
00:28:41Check.
00:28:43What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:56Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:00Seduce him.
00:29:01I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:07But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:11Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:13I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:16Your pulse is racing.
00:29:18What's going on?
00:29:20Oh.
00:29:21Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:23Uh, no, I just...
00:29:26I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's not important.
00:29:43Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:45Oh, what about your date?
00:29:53Oh, what about your date?
00:30:01Jake.
00:30:02Please, Jake.
00:30:05Jake, Jake, not for fun.
00:30:06How are you not crying?
00:30:14This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:16Because it's not real.
00:30:19This is ridiculous.
00:30:21No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:25It's true love.
00:30:27There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:31Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or...
00:30:34Maybe...
00:30:37You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:43And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:45What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:58What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:03Now, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:12Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:14I'll ruin her.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:26Not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:30And I'm too much for the kid.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:40I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:43I don't kiss.
00:31:44And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:51I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:58I don't want anymore.
00:32:00I need to go into work as well.
00:32:01I never loved you.
00:32:09Just...
00:32:09Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:13I'm sorry.
00:32:14I love you.
00:32:15You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:31I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:35I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, big daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:45So I'll wait.
00:32:48You want to come in and fuck your frustration now?
00:32:50Not tonight.
00:32:52Busy.
00:32:53Busy?
00:32:53Busy.
00:32:56Never for me, you're not.
00:32:58When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:01Are you with another woman?
00:33:03Woman?
00:33:04No.
00:33:07Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:20Not this guy.
00:33:21Lose my number.
00:33:31Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:51She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:57Good.
00:34:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:12Stay.
00:34:13Stay.
00:34:17Damn it, Harper.
00:34:21Bye-bye.
00:34:47Bye-bye.
00:34:50you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:35:04oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:13his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to keep your
00:35:21hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with me
00:35:34angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that let's just say
00:35:42you're lucky you're not my time oh yeah explain that that's morning wood sweetheart don't get
00:35:51your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't
00:35:57take a hint is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:03is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:08what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:36:20i'm gonna go for a walk with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:29well this will do
00:36:50so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to do laundry
00:37:06i swear i've done my best
00:37:30I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from it, can you?
00:37:58That's not...
00:38:05No underwear.
00:38:13That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:17What are you gonna do?
00:38:20Punisher.
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:25I don't know.
00:38:28I don't know.
00:38:32You don't know me?
00:38:33I don't know me.
00:38:36You don't know me?
00:38:42I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:46Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:49And so you do your worst.
00:38:52And so you do your worst.
00:38:54I'm sorry.
00:39:10I can't let this happen.
00:39:11What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:13You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:22But... but what about...
00:39:23There's no buts.
00:39:27Can't let this happen again.
00:39:28Hot block!
00:39:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:47You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51That was part of the plan!
00:39:53I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:54I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:56Was it...
00:39:57Big?
00:39:59So big.
00:40:01Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:03It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:04Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:05Like... BDSR?
00:40:06The whole nine yards.
00:40:08Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:10My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:12Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:15Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:18Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:21What?
00:40:22What?
00:40:23What?
00:40:24What?
00:40:25What?
00:40:26What?
00:40:27What?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29What?
00:40:30What?
00:40:31What?
00:40:32What?
00:40:33What?
00:40:34What?
00:40:35What?
00:40:36I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:37Crap.
00:40:38What if he is coming?
00:40:39Well, then you're gonna have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:42stop messing with that you're gonna flash a 90 year old alumni and give him a heart attack
00:41:01you don't think it's too much maria how else you're gonna woo your man he's not my man
00:41:08i hope you're not talking about me no leave brian she doesn't want to speak to you
00:41:17you still letting this loser make your decisions for you harps huh
00:41:23what do you want brian
00:41:28just five minutes
00:41:32fine harper are you sure it's okay maybe if i talk to him he'll finally leave me alone
00:41:40where the fuck do you think you're taking
00:42:02i want to get back together
00:42:07you cheated on me i deserve better brian and it's not going to be from you
00:42:14but that was months ago huh haven't you already got your payback yet this isn't about payback
00:42:20i've moved on and you should too
00:42:26what do you mean moved on hmm you you're you fucking other guys you slut
00:42:32hmm no no no no no no no no let me see them let me see how you're fucking other guys show me show me
00:42:41let go of me there's the most handsome man at the gala i was hoping i'd run into you
00:42:49a drink i don't have time for this you still owe me for our canceled plans you know that's not
00:42:55happening ever are you fucking breaking up with me me we were never a thing to begin with babe
00:43:04get the fuck out of my way before i ruin you it's not a threat it's a fact
00:43:15you'll regret this christopher but i'm not gonna come after you
00:43:19i'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:43:23help me help why are you playing so hard again now slut
00:43:33stop it that's enough oh good girl
00:43:38you are gonna regret that you bitch i don't think she will actually
00:43:42that's for calling her a bitch
00:43:46and this next one is because this suit is a dior custom and you just made me rip you
00:43:49asshole you okay
00:43:56take her you psychopath she's used goods anyways
00:44:10stop it you're gonna kill him good he's not worth it let's go
00:44:15if you contact her if you go anywhere near her i'll finish the job i promise
00:44:24let's go
00:44:36look
00:44:46chris you almost killed him
00:44:50should we call 9-1-1
00:44:51seriously harper he tried to hurt you you still care about him i handled myself just fine and if i
00:44:58wasn't there to save your ass what would have happened
00:45:17you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:19so you're the little slut that chris wants to play with now
00:45:31do we have to do this what does swimming have to do with self-defense
00:45:52doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim
00:45:57your dad wants me to keep you safe so yes we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
00:46:03i'm gonna throw up
00:46:20breathe
00:46:22and do this
00:46:33i'm right here don't focus on the water just look at me
00:46:55it's okay it's okay it's okay it's me i got you it's okay it's okay
00:47:26you're fine you're fine
00:47:35just breathe just keep breathing
00:47:40how are you feeling
00:47:48fine just insanely distracted ready for the next step
00:47:55i don't know if i'm ready i'll hold your hand the whole time
00:48:04i thought you didn't make this
00:48:11what
00:48:14oh my god oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:48:20you're talking about swimming
00:48:22what goes on in that head of yours
00:48:28i want you to get used to being under water
00:48:30okay
00:48:40Harper!
00:48:42Harper!
00:48:44Harper!
00:48:46What happened?
00:48:50What happened?
00:48:52You blacked out.
00:48:54You okay?
00:48:56You okay?
00:48:58I'm sorry.
00:49:00I'm sorry.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:04I'm sorry.
00:49:06I'm sorry.
00:49:08I'm sorry.
00:49:10For what?
00:49:12You did amazing.
00:49:16You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:18You didn't.
00:49:20Hey.
00:49:22It's okay.
00:49:24We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:26Just kiss me.
00:49:28Your dad won't like this.
00:49:32Don't think about him.
00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:40I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:42Just say you don't want me.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:58Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:00I want you.
00:50:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:12You really like me.
00:50:14What the hell?
00:50:24What are you doing?
00:50:26We need to talk about this first.
00:50:28Inside.
00:50:29With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:30Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:32I'm not a tease.
00:50:33I just care about you.
00:50:34So you are a grandpa.
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:42Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:43No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:50I'm gonna shower.
00:50:51I'm gonna shower.
00:51:01Harper.
00:51:02What are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:16Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Elena Kaufman.
00:51:28The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:31I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy.
00:51:39But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:41Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:06I'm surprised.
00:52:07Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:09Just all around.
00:52:11Not intense enough for him.
00:52:13Not intense enough?
00:52:15Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:16Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:17I mean, look at you.
00:52:18You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:19You're out of your own house.
00:52:21I'm surprised.
00:52:23I'm surprised.
00:52:24It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:26Just all around.
00:52:28Not intense enough for him.
00:52:30Not intense enough?
00:52:32Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:35Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:41You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:44You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:51You wanna know?
00:52:53How Chris likes to fuck.
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:02None of that.
00:53:03Kissing.
00:53:04Pillow talk.
00:53:06Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:09He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:12He actually lives here with me.
00:53:15You little skin.
00:53:16Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:18Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:19Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:20Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:21Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:22Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:23Help! Help me, I can't swim!
00:53:34Help! Help, I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper? Harper!
00:53:50Help!
00:53:52Smile for T&M's loser.
00:53:54Help me! Please don't!
00:53:57Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:00That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:09Harper!
00:54:20Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:30Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:32Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:42Harper! Harper!
00:54:44No! Come on!
00:54:55Harper! Harper!
00:54:58Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!
00:55:00You're safe!
00:55:02What is it?
00:55:03I thought I was gonna die!
00:55:04I thought I was gonna die!
00:55:06You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:09You're safe now.
00:55:11Just breathe.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:14I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:17It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:21Harper!
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:30I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:32We were just playing hard to give, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:36She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:44Joke me. Harder.
00:55:47I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:52I don't love you.
00:55:54And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:13Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:20And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:32You got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:36No. I'm telling you.
00:56:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:40Get out of here.
00:56:44Wait.
00:56:46Please, don't.
00:56:47I'll do anything.
00:56:48Please.
00:56:49What are you doing?
00:56:50We going to work?
00:56:51No.
00:56:52No.
00:56:53Chris, no.
00:56:54Wait.
00:56:55Wait.
00:56:56Oh-oh!
00:56:57Chris, no!
00:57:05Wait!
00:57:06Wait!
00:57:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.
00:57:30She will not bother you again.
00:57:33I swear.
00:57:35Don't worry about it.
00:57:36I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:48We weren't a thing.
00:57:51Not a brand of her.
00:57:57Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:01She said that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:15She said that I would never be able to handle you, satisfy you in bed.
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:42Is that true?
00:58:42Is that true?
00:58:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:51But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:56I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:15What did you regret?
00:59:19Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22I was done.
00:59:22I didn't think so.
00:59:31But I really hope not.
00:59:36If you knew how I can build a trap, it'd be possible.
00:59:38What the hell am I doing?
00:59:55Why don't you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:06This isn't about Mark.
01:00:08It's about you and me.
01:00:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:16I'm too dangerous.
01:00:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:27It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:38Just admit it.
01:00:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:41Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43It's not true.
01:00:43Don't!
01:00:45You're a psycho.
01:00:46I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:55I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:04Morning.
01:01:06Bagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:08You need to eat.
01:01:13You need to eat.
01:01:20No.
01:01:22What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:27Are we even now?
01:01:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:39What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:05I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:12Promise.
01:02:20Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:24Nope.
01:02:28And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:37Oh, hey!
01:02:39Hey!
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors
01:02:44so you can pass this class.
01:02:46And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:48Stop moping!
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:02:54Okay.
01:02:55Okay.
01:03:08Wow.
01:03:09How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:11Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:15We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:21Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:24I think I hear them coming.
01:03:46Let's go.
01:03:47One last touch.
01:03:48Good luck being the only artist
01:03:58who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:04:06Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:09Huh?
01:04:10What?
01:04:12No, no, no, no.
01:04:13My final project.
01:04:15How am I going to graduate?
01:04:18Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:24Harper!
01:04:27Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:30Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Shh.
01:04:35Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:37Shh.
01:04:38Don't say that.
01:04:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:47Did you do this?
01:04:52Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:58We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:00You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:01Guess what?
01:05:02You have no proof.
01:05:03Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:08That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:13There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:15Professor, I can explain.
01:05:19Harper.
01:05:22Is this your work?
01:05:24It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:26We have to fail Harper.
01:05:29It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:36In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what?
01:05:41Who would buy this crap?
01:05:43I would.
01:05:43Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:59I would.
01:06:01It's you.
01:06:03You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:07Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:09Don't you know who this is?
01:06:10Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:14There's no way.
01:06:16That's okay, Professor.
01:06:17Not everyone has taste.
01:06:21How much for this painting?
01:06:23Oh, no.
01:06:23Our starting price is $18.
01:06:30Done.
01:06:33Wait, $1,800?
01:06:35You can study at this school or not.
01:06:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:41You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:53Here's two mil.
01:06:54What?
01:06:55Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:00Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:03Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:13Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:14Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:17Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:21My father still runs this university.
01:07:24Money runs this university.
01:07:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check, for disciplinary action.
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:37Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:40Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor!
01:07:44Not so fast.
01:07:45What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:48I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:02Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:11I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:13No stresses, though.
01:08:15Wait, what?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:16I...
01:08:17What was it that you two said?
01:08:37Oh, right.
01:08:39Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:43The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:46You're being suspended.
01:08:48Let's go.
01:08:49Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:50They're the ones who did this, so rest them!
01:08:53Let's go!
01:08:54Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:57I'll see you later.
01:09:02Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:06That's $18,000.
01:09:09Seriously?
01:09:09I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:12What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:23He, um...
01:09:24I mean, I...
01:09:28I was an idiot.
01:09:31And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:33I'll show you how much I want you.
01:09:51A blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:09:56Bad things.
01:10:03But only if you want me to.
01:10:07I do.
01:10:07Why'd we stop?
01:10:22We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:25I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:27Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:34And I'll wait for you.
01:10:35Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:48Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:50You need to look at this!
01:10:52Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having...
01:10:54very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No!
01:10:59No!
01:10:59That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:01Harper, look!
01:11:01You've got the front, I swear!
01:11:06The guns and the money, it's not just for show.
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:10You need to move out now.
01:11:11You can't keep living with him.
01:11:13I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:25Taxi?
01:11:25For Harper?
01:11:26Hey, let go of me!
01:11:32Stop it!
01:11:42Please.
01:11:43Please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:50Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:53Harper.
01:11:54Harper.
01:11:55Ryan?
01:11:56Why are you doing this?
01:11:57We broke up.
01:11:59We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho!
01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me!
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:14He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:15Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:19Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:22Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:27No.
01:12:28No.
01:12:28You can just watch.
01:12:31No.
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01:12:33No, no!
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01:13:18time to be special, Harper. Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is
01:13:25first. Okay, crap. I can explain. You're gonna explain. But first, you know my daughter better
01:13:39than I do. Is that text a prank? Harper's in trouble. We need to go. Okay.
01:13:45Okay. Can we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Grant? Hmm? Should we make him watch? Hmm?
01:13:59Oh, looks like he's here. Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper? Huh? Get ready, boys.
01:14:15I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:32That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:35What's the matter, tough guy? What? You can't talk without your little bodyguards.
01:14:57Let me go. I-I-I'll leave home. I already told you once. You should have listened to me dead.
01:15:11I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:14Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger. You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42Chris, when it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:52Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:00Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:08I want an answer now before I-before I kill him!
01:16:11No, Dad!
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17But?
01:16:18Deep down, I know that...
01:16:21You just want me to be safe.
01:16:28Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:31Well, you're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:44If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:50Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:52I believe you.
01:16:53You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:01Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:21Yes.
01:17:21In the morning, but I can't breathe.
01:17:25You know what I came here for.
01:17:28Throw that jacket on the floor.
01:17:31Kissing me goodnight.
01:17:32It's just one more life.
01:17:33Yes, Daddy.
01:17:34You tell me.
01:17:36Save it.
01:17:39Yes, Daddy.
01:17:41We always play.
01:17:42Tell me to go.
01:17:43I always stay.
01:17:45I want a bad.
01:17:45I want you to beg for it.
01:17:46I want you to beg for it.
01:17:47I want you to beg for me, Daddy.
01:18:04Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:13Daddy, say it.
01:18:15Or I'll punish you.
01:18:30Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:31Are you sure about that?
01:18:50You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:14You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:33Or it's your mind.
01:19:37Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:38Daddy.
01:19:38Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:02I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:13You're different.
01:20:14Ready for round five?
01:20:33Stop it.
01:20:33I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:38What if I don't?
01:20:39What was that crap?
01:20:44It's my dad.
01:20:46Honey, you home?
01:20:46Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:48I'm sorry.
01:20:48I'm just going to come in for a while.
01:20:50I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:02Okay, I will.
01:21:02Can you get out?
01:21:04I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No.
01:21:23Please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:38What I do for a living.
01:21:41The not-so-legal part.
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:53Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:17So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:19I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present.
01:22:28And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:46It's a tacky?
01:22:47I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:49Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:03You have to move in there with me.
01:23:04You have to move in there with me.
01:23:05You have to move in there with me.
01:23:05You have to move in there with me.
01:23:06You have to move in there with me.
01:23:06You have to move in there with me.
01:23:07You have to move in there with me.
01:23:08You have to move in there with me.
01:23:09You have to move in there with me.
01:23:10You have to move in there with me.
01:23:11You have to move in there with me.
01:23:12You have to move in there with me.
01:23:13You have to move in there with me.
01:23:14You have to move in there with me.
01:23:15You have to move in there with me.
01:23:16You have to move in there with me.
01:23:17You have to move in there with me.
01:23:18You have to move in there with me.
01:23:19You have to move in there with me.
01:23:20You have to move in there with me.