Dumped by her ex, she answers a new call—one from a mysterious commander with a secret past.
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00:00we'll draw them deep into the valley and attack at dawn they'll never see us coming
00:09living up to your family's legacy lieutenant you're making your father proud
00:13we'll draw them into pairs and blast them back into the basket ma'am you really don't have to
00:26do that that's why I'm here I know but I promised Ethan I'd take care of his home you are a saint
00:34putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free couldn't be me oh come on she's nice sometimes
00:42you missed a pair these are still covered in dog shit sometimes when today's our anniversary
00:55you keep asking no answer still the same it's been radio silence for months today's gonna be the same
01:03today's the day my son is coming home today so he did remember maybe we can finally start wedding
01:13planning oh can you get started on a cake I want to surprise Ethan oh my pleasure Mrs. Grant you do too
01:28much Matilda you work for me she hasn't married my son yet I'm Mrs. Grant what do you even do anyway
01:36hmm you quit your job and now you leech off my family leech off your family I gave up everything
01:46when you ended up in the ICU oh come off it you're lucky to be here and you know it you ungrateful little
01:53you bitch party star without me Ethan you're home and you're a green beret what exactly is a green
02:18beret oh it's he designates us as elite members of the United States Army Special Forces basically we
02:24kick ass you're feisty I love it Ethan is this your friend yep it's my army buddy Roxy buddy huh so
02:38is she gonna be the best man at our wedding you really think he's had any time to think about that
02:44while you've been safe at home daydreaming about your cute little wedding we've been training
02:50side by side day in and day out prepping against the worst of the worst on front lines of the actual war
02:58look Hazel things have changed I've been promoted and I need you to reflect that okay
03:06now look I got you some of those
03:11you got me you didn't have to get me anything it's laundry couldn't do basic cam so brought it
03:20for you and it is army issued so you know very delicate and wash clothes oh sorry didn't see
03:28you there covered in all the camo those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning that's not right
03:33they should be separate
03:37hey come on what's with that face you love laundry besides she doesn't have any sweat glands that's true
03:50so you two are training together yes yes we've been training together every day we're very close you look
04:06very strong what changed what an amazing young woman you are speaking of young women I have been living
04:15with this one for a few months now and I do not understand what you see in her you done
04:22she takes her sweet time honestly I don't think she's all there
04:32enjoy Ethan you can't eat that it's overcooked steak and empty starches it's disgusting
04:44you need good nutritious food if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant
04:48oh lieutenant that sounds important can I see your acceptance letter let your mother be proud
04:56Ethan that's wonderful congratulations you know when I got mine
05:10hey
05:10keep your hands off it when you got yours a GED isn't the same thing
05:16you got yourself a funny one huh look stop embarrassing me okay take this away
05:23and bring back something that's healthy like a like a chicken or a salad and a raw egg pre-cracked
05:30actually steak is an excellent source of protein and great for training
05:36look we're the professionals okay so just leave to us
05:40sure but which did you want first do you want me to remake your lunch or wash the skid marks off
05:50your tidy whiteys can't even multitask you were such a disappointment maybe you're the disappointment
05:58Ethan what happened you won't understand okay things have changed I mean I have extreme expectations on my shoulders now
06:11fine lost my appetite anyways let me clean up
06:19towel towel towel
06:31fine get it myself
06:36you know what's gotten into you lately you have become a real laggard
06:43good weird choice
06:45have you uh tried one of these I mean they are great for exfoliating
06:54honey you're gonna stand by my side you better glow
06:58Ethan why haven't you answered any of my letters
07:05look come off it hazel I was in training and I was busy
07:11pen pals huh that's cute come on let's be real bro she's just a charity case for you right
07:19because you're so nice
07:20look I wish I could say that but unfortunately no I mean honestly she just loves me too much
07:27you know
07:28Ethan Grant how dare you
07:32Ethan Grant how dare you I'm your fiance
07:39look hazel it's about time I said this all right wedding's off
07:45and honestly it's never really on I think that is a very smart decision darling
07:52after all things have changed you have other things to consider other people to consider
07:59hmm you're a joke and you know what I'm a joke too I gave up my life to care for your mother
08:09and look where it got me I am in the United States special forces I don't have time to be married
08:18okay and I don't have time for your bullshit look hazel have some self-awareness okay
08:26you're embarrassing and papa's got a network
08:30I abandoned everything I care about for you but I'm done embarrassing myself it's time I live
08:41my own life again look hazel if you just shape it up a bit get a hobby or something you know
08:49then maybe I'll take you back
08:53hey superstar so look I know you've been stressed out I know you've been anxious but I'm something
09:08that oh it might cheer you up
09:11it's a gas mask don't protect against the toxic fumes while you clean
09:17no the only toxic fume around here is you I'm done suffocating in this house
09:33it's your turn to choke
09:38hey hazel
09:45hazel
09:46miss hazel where are you going
09:50don't forget about the cake
09:51ew it's really waxy you call that baking
10:00no that's a candle genius
10:03ew
10:04hey don't be rude
10:07I'm home now it's a happy occasion
10:10fine happy now
10:15bye
10:19are you really just gonna let her leave
10:28oh please she can't live without ethan
10:31she'll be back in five days tops
10:34about five seconds
10:35five
10:36four
10:37three
10:39two
10:40one
10:41right on time huh
10:44right on time huh
10:50delivery for hazel langston
10:53it's real
10:58it's real troubles
10:59wow
11:02the richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks
11:05it's her anniversary
11:13why didn't you tell me
11:16selfish
11:17what are you doing
11:24it's hand wash
11:26it's hand wash only matilda
11:27so hey congratulations
11:29you ruined it
11:31miss hazel was the one with the time to do that
11:35my back can't take the standing
11:36and my hands get too dry
11:39miss hazel was an absolute godsend helping me take care of your mother
11:44she wouldn't have lasted this long if miss hazel wasn't by her side the whole time
11:50i know i know i'll um i'll uh
11:54you know what
11:54honestly
11:56if miss hazel's not here
11:57i don't think i can do this anymore
11:59oh no hey
12:00tota please
12:01you don't leave me with her
12:04i was a fucking nightmare
12:06oh you're aware then
12:08you must understand
12:10i quit
12:11hi mr grant
12:21yeah your lease is up
12:22miss langston said she was no longer taking care of things so
12:25i was just wondering if you were planning to renew
12:27i rent
12:30we rent
12:32yeah sure
12:35um
12:36yeah how much does it cost
12:37yeah it's ten grand a month
12:40ten bans
12:42how'd you pay that
12:54miss
12:55are you sure this is the right place
12:57i really don't want any trouble
13:05it's fine he's with me
13:12welcome home miss langston
13:16we'll draw them deep into the valley
13:26and attack at dawn
13:27they'll never see us coming
13:28living up to your family's legacy lieutenant
13:31you're making your father proud
13:33we'll draw them into pairs
13:41and uh blast them back into the basket
13:44ma'am you really don't have to do that
13:46that's why i'm here
13:47i know
13:48but i promised ethan i'd take care of his home
13:52you are a saint putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free
13:56couldn't mean me
13:57oh come on
13:58she's nice sometimes
14:01you missed a pair
14:02you missed a pair
14:03these are still covered in dog shit
14:04you missed a pair
14:05these are still covered in dog shit
14:08sometimes
14:09sometimes
14:10when
14:11today's our anniversary
14:13you keep asking
14:15and the answer's still the same
14:17it's been radio silence for months
14:19and today's gonna be the same
14:21today's the day
14:23my son is coming home
14:25today?
14:26so he did remember
14:29maybe we can finally start wedding planning
14:32can you get started on a cake?
14:43i wanna surprise ethan
14:44oh my pleasure mrs grant
14:46you do too much
14:47matilda
14:48you work for me
14:49she hasn't married my son yet
14:51i'm mrs grant
14:53what do you even do anyway?
14:55hmm?
14:56you quit your job and now you leech off my family
14:59leech off your family?
15:01i gave up everything when you ended up in the ICU
15:06oh come off it
15:08you're lucky to be here and you know it
15:10you ungrateful little bitch
15:22party star without me?
15:24Ethan
15:25you're home
15:26you're home
15:33and you're a green beret
15:35what exactly is a green beret?
15:37oh it's what
15:38he designates us as elite members of the United States Army Special Forces
15:42basically we kick ass
15:44you're feisty
15:47i love it
15:48Ethan is this your friend?
15:50yep
15:51it's my army buddy
15:52or oxy
15:53buddy
15:54huh?
15:55so
15:57is she gonna be the best man at our wedding?
16:00you really think he's had any time to think about that?
16:03while you've been safe at home daydreaming about your cute little wedding
16:07we've been training
16:09side by side
16:10day in and day out
16:12prepping against the worst of the worst
16:14on front lines of the actual war
16:18look
16:19Hazel
16:20things have changed
16:21i've been promoted
16:22and i need you to reflect that
16:24okay
16:27oh look
16:28i got you some of them
16:32you got me some
16:33you didn't have to get me anything
16:35it's laundry
16:36couldn't do basic cams
16:37so
16:38brought it for you
16:39and it is army issued
16:40so you know
16:41very delicate
16:42hand wash moves
16:44oh
16:45sorry
16:46didn't see you there
16:47covered in all the camo
16:48those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning
16:51that's not right
16:55they should be separate
17:00hey
17:01come on
17:02what's with that face?
17:03you love laundry
17:05besides
17:06she doesn't have any sweat glands
17:08that's true
17:18so you two are training together
17:20yes
17:21yes we've been training together
17:22every day
17:23we're very close
17:24you look very strong
17:25how much change
17:27of course
17:28what an amazing young woman you are
17:30thank you
17:31speaking of young women
17:33i have been living with this one for a few months now
17:35and i do not understand what you see in her
17:37what you see in her
17:40you done?
17:47she takes her sweet time
17:48honestly i don't think she's all there
17:54enjoy
17:56ethan you can't eat that
17:57it's overcooked steak
17:58and empty starches
17:59it's disgusting
18:00you need good nutritious food if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant
18:04oh lieutenant
18:06that sounds important
18:07can i see your acceptance letter?
18:08let your mother be proud
18:10oh
18:11ethan that's wonderful
18:12congratulations
18:14you know when i got mine
18:28hey
18:29take your hands off it
18:31when you got yours
18:32a GED isn't the same thing
18:35you got yourself a funny one huh?
18:38look stop embarrassing me
18:40okay?
18:41take this away
18:42and bring back something that's healthy
18:44like a chicken
18:46or a salad
18:47and a raw egg
18:48pre-cracked
18:49actually steak is an excellent source of protein
18:53and great for training
18:54look we're the professionals
18:56okay?
18:58so just leave it to us
19:03sure
19:04but which did you want first?
19:06do you want me to remake your lunch
19:07or wash the skid marks off your tidy whities?
19:09can't eat a multitask
19:12you were such a disappointment
19:14maybe you're the disappointment
19:19Ethan what happened?
19:22you won't understand
19:24okay?
19:25things have changed
19:26i mean i have
19:27extreme expectations on my shoulders now
19:33fine
19:34i lost my appetite anyways
19:37let me clean up
19:47towel
19:49towel
19:52fine
19:53get it myself
19:57what has gotten into you lately?
19:59you have become
20:00a real
20:01laggard
20:03good weird choice
20:09have you tried one of these?
20:11i mean they are great for exfoliating
20:14honey
20:15if you're gonna stand by my side
20:16you better glow
20:20ethan?
20:22why haven't you answered any of my letters?
20:25look come off it hazel
20:27i was in training
20:29and i was busy
20:31pen pals huh?
20:32that's cute
20:34come on let's be real bro
20:35she's just a charity case for you right?
20:38cause you're so nice
20:40look i wish i could say that
20:42but unfortunately no
20:44i mean honestly she just loves me too much
20:46you know?
20:48ethan grant
20:49how dare you
20:54ethan grant
20:55how dare you
20:57i'm your fiancee
20:58look
21:00hazel
21:01it's about time i said this
21:02alright
21:03wedding's off
21:05and honestly
21:06it's never really on
21:08i think that is a very smart decision darling
21:11after all things have changed
21:13you have other things to consider
21:15other people to consider
21:18hmm
21:20you're a joke
21:22and you know what?
21:23i'm a joke too
21:25i gave up my life
21:26to care for your mother
21:28and look where it got me
21:30i am in the united states special forces
21:34i don't have time to be married
21:37okay?
21:38and i don't have time for your bullshit
21:40look
21:41hazel
21:42have some self awareness
21:44okay?
21:46you're embarrassing
21:48and papa's got a man at work
21:50i abandoned
21:51everything
21:52i care about
21:53for you
21:55but i'm done
21:56embarrassing myself
21:58it's time i live my own life again
22:01look hazel
22:03if you just
22:05shape it up a bit
22:07get a hobby or something you know
22:09then maybe i'll
22:11take you back
22:15hey superstar
22:21so look
22:23i know you've been stressed out
22:24i know you've been anxious
22:26but i have something that
22:28oh it might cheer you up
22:32it's a gas mask
22:34don't protect against the toxic fumes while you clean
22:35no
22:45the only toxic fume around here is you
22:49i'm done suffocating in this house
22:56it's your turn to choke
22:57hey hazel
23:03hazel
23:05hazel
23:07miss hazel where are you going?
23:09don't forget about the cake
23:16ew
23:17it's really waxy
23:18you call that baking?
23:19no that's a candle
23:21genius
23:22ew
23:24hey don't be rude
23:25i'm home now
23:27it's a happy occasion
23:29mmhmm
23:33fine
23:34happy now
23:37bye
23:45are you really just gonna let her leave?
23:47oh please
23:48she can't live without ethan
23:50she'll be back in
23:52five days tops
23:53five seconds
23:54eat
23:55five
23:56four
23:57three
23:58two
23:59one
24:02right on time huh?
24:08right on time huh?
24:10delivery for hazel langston
24:12yeah
24:16it's for you
24:17it's for your troubles
24:20wow
24:22the richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks
24:31it's her anniversary?
24:34why didn't she tell me?
24:36selfish
24:42what are you doing?
24:43what are you doing?
24:44it's hand wash only matilda
24:46so hey
24:47congratulations
24:48you ruined it
24:51miss hazel was the one with the time to do that
24:54my back can't take the standing
24:56and my hands get too dry
25:00miss hazel was an absolute godsend
25:02helping me take care of your mother
25:04she wouldn't have lasted this long if miss hazel wasn't by her side
25:07the whole time
25:09i know
25:10i know i'll um
25:12i'll uh
25:13you'll what?
25:14honestly
25:15if miss hazel's not here
25:16i don't think i can do this anymore
25:18oh no hey letota please
25:21you don't leave me with her
25:23i was a fucking nightmare
25:25oh
25:26you're aware then
25:28you must understand
25:29i quit
25:30i quit
25:32i quit
25:34i quit
25:36i quit
25:38i quit
25:39hi mr grant
25:40yeah your lease is up
25:41miss langston said she was no longer taking care of things so
25:45i was just wondering if you were planning to renew
25:48my rent
25:50we rent
25:53yeah sure um
25:55yeah how much does it cost?
25:56yeah it's ten grand a month
25:58ten bands?
26:01how'd you pay that?
26:02how'd you pay that?
26:13miss
26:14are you sure this is the right place?
26:16i really don't want any trouble
26:17it's fine he's with me
26:31welcome home miss langston
26:34miss langston
26:43we'll draw them deep into the valley and attack at dawn
26:46they'll never see us coming
26:48living up to your family's legacy lieutenant
26:50you're making your father proud
26:51we'll draw them into pairs and uh blast them back into the basket
27:03ma'am you really don't have to do that that's why i'm here
27:06i know but i promised ethan i'd take care of his home
27:11you are a saint putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free
27:14could it be me
27:15oh come on
27:17she's nice sometimes
27:20you missed a pair
27:22these are still covered in dog shit
27:27sometimes?
27:29when?
27:31today's our anniversary
27:32you keep asking
27:35and the answer's still the same
27:38it's been radio silence for months
27:40and today's gonna be the same
27:42today's the day!
27:44my son is coming home!
27:46today?
27:48so he did remember
27:50maybe we can finally start wedding planning
27:52can you get started on a cake?
28:02i wanna surprise ethan
28:04oh my pleasure mrs grant
28:05you do too much
28:07matilda? you work for me
28:09she hasn't married my son yet
28:11i'm mrs grant
28:13what do you even do anyway?
28:16you quit your job and now you leech off my family
28:19leech off your family?
28:20i gave up everything when you ended up in the ICU
28:26oh come off it
28:28you're lucky to be here and you know it
28:30you ungrateful little bitch
28:42party star without me?
28:44ethan!
28:45you're home
28:46help
28:47help
28:48help
28:49help
28:50help
28:52and you're a green beret
28:55what exactly is a green beret?
28:56oh it's what
28:57he designates us as elite members of the united states army special forces
29:02basically we kick ass
29:03you're feisty
29:06you're feisty
29:07i love it
29:08ethan is this your friend?
29:10yep
29:11it's my army buddy
29:12or oxy
29:13buddy
29:15huh?
29:16so
29:17is she gonna be the best man at our wedding?
29:20you really think he's had any time to think about that?
29:23while you've been safe at home daydreaming about your cute little wedding
29:27we've been training
29:29side by side
29:30day in and day out
29:32prepping against the worst of the worst on front lines of the actual war
29:37look
29:39hazel
29:40things have changed
29:41i've been promoted
29:43and i need you to reflect that
29:44okay?
29:47oh look
29:48i got you some of them
29:52you got me something?
29:53you didn't have to get me anything
29:55it's laundry
29:56couldn't do basic cam so
29:57brought it for you
29:59and it is army issued so you know
30:01very delicate
30:02hand washments
30:03ooh
30:04sorry
30:05didn't see you there
30:06covered in all the camo
30:08those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning
30:10that's not right
30:14they should be separate
30:19hey
30:21come on
30:22what's with that face?
30:23you love laundry
30:25besides
30:26she doesn't have any sweat glands
30:27that's true
30:34so you two are training together
30:38yes
30:39yes
30:40we've been training together
30:41every day
30:42we're very close
30:43you look very strong
30:45what change
30:47of course
30:48what an amazing young woman you are
30:50thank you
30:51speaking of young women
30:52i have been living with this one for a few months now
30:54and i do not understand what you see in her
30:57you done?
30:59you done?
31:06she takes her sweet time
31:08honestly i don't think she's all there
31:14enjoy
31:16ethan you can't eat that
31:18it's overcooked steak and empty starches
31:21it's disgusting
31:23you need good nutritious food if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant
31:26lieutenant
31:27oh lieutenant
31:28that sounds important
31:30can i see your acceptance letter?
31:33let your mother be proud
31:43ethan that's wonderful
31:44congratulations
31:46you know when i got mine
31:47hey
31:49put your hands off it
31:50when you got yours
31:51a GED isn't the same thing
31:53you got yourself a funny one huh?
31:57look stop embarrassing me
31:59okay
32:00take this away
32:02and bring back something that's healthy
32:04like a chicken
32:05or a salad
32:06and a raw egg
32:08pre-cracked
32:10actually steak is an excellent source of protein
32:12and great for training
32:14look we're the professionals
32:15okay
32:17so just leave it to us
32:19sure
32:23sure
32:24but which did you want first?
32:25do you want me to remake your lunch
32:26or wash the skid marks off your tidy whities?
32:29can't you multitask
32:31you were such a disappointment
32:34maybe you're the disappointment
32:38even what happened?
32:41you won't understand
32:43okay?
32:44things have changed
32:46i mean i have
32:47extreme expectations on my shoulders now
32:52fine
32:53i lost some appetite anyways
32:56let me clean up
33:06towel
33:08towel
33:11fine
33:13get out of myself
33:16what has gotten into you lately?
33:18you have become
33:19a real
33:20laggard
33:22good weird choice
33:24ow
33:26ugh
33:28have you uh
33:29tried one of these?
33:31i mean they are great for exfoliating
33:33and honey
33:34if you're gonna stand by my side
33:35you better glow
33:39ethan?
33:41why haven't you answered any of my letters?
33:44look come off it hazel
33:46i was in training
33:48and i was busy
33:50pen pals huh?
33:52that's cute
33:53come on let's be real bro
33:55she's just a charity case for you right?
33:57because you're so nice
33:59look i wish i could say that
34:02but unfortunately no
34:04i mean honestly she just loves me too much
34:06you know?
34:08ethan grant
34:09how dare you
34:13ethan grant
34:14how dare you
34:16i'm your fiance
34:18look
34:20hazel
34:21it's about time i said this
34:22alright?
34:23wedding's off
34:24and honestly
34:25it's never really on
34:27i think that is a very smart decision darling
34:30after all things have changed
34:32you have other things to consider
34:34other people to consider
34:37hmm
34:39you're a joke
34:41and you know what?
34:42i'm a joke too
34:44i gave up my life
34:45to care for your mother
34:47and look where it got me
34:48i am in the united states special forces
34:54i don't have time to be married
34:56okay?
34:57and i don't have time for your bullshit
35:00look hazel
35:01i'm some self awareness
35:03okay?
35:05you're embarrassing
35:07and papa's not a network
35:09i abandoned everything i care about
35:12for you
35:14but i'm done embarrassing myself
35:16it's time i live my own life again
35:20look hazel
35:22if you just
35:24shape it up a bit
35:26get a hobby or something you know
35:28then maybe i'll
35:30take you back
35:39hey superstar
35:41so look
35:43i know you've been stressed out
35:44i know you've been anxious
35:45but i'm something that
35:48well it might cheer you up
35:52it's a gas mask
35:53don't protect against the toxic fumes while you clean
36:02no
36:04the only toxic fume around here is you
36:08i'm done suffocating in this house
36:11it's your turn to choke
36:14it's your turn to choke
36:21hey hazel
36:23hazel
36:24hazel
36:26miss hazel where are you going?
36:28don't forget about the cake
36:29cake
36:35ew
36:36ew
36:37it's really waxy you call that baking
36:39no that's a candle genius
36:41ew
36:43hey don't be rude
36:45i'm home now
36:47it's a happy occasion
36:49mm-hmm
36:51fine
36:52fine
36:53happy now
36:56bye
37:00are you really just gonna let her leave?
37:01oh please
37:02she can't live without ethan
37:04she'll be back in
37:06five days tops
37:07about five seconds
37:09five
37:10four
37:11three
37:12two
37:13one
37:15right on time huh?
37:16three
37:17three
37:18two
37:19one
37:21right on time huh?
37:27right on time huh?
37:29delivery for hazel langston
37:36it's real
37:37for your troubles
37:39wow
37:41the richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks
37:43it's her anniversary?
37:53why didn't she tell me?
37:55selfish
38:02what are you doing?
38:03it's hand wash only Matilda
38:06so hey congratulations
38:08you ruined it
38:11miss hazel was the one with the time to do that
38:13my back can't take the standing
38:15and my hands get too dry
38:19miss hazel was an absolute godsend
38:21helping me take care of your mother
38:23she wouldn't have lasted this long
38:25if miss hazel wasn't by her side
38:27the whole time
38:29i know i know i'll um
38:31i'll uh...
38:33you know what?
38:34honestly
38:35if miss hazel's not here
38:36i don't think i can do this anymore
38:38oh no hey natura please
38:41you don't leave me with her
38:43i was a fucking nightmare
38:44oh
38:45you're aware then
38:47you must understand
38:48i quit
38:50fuck
38:52hmm
38:53hmm
38:54hmm
38:55hmm
38:56hmm
38:57hmm
38:58hi mr grant
38:59yeah your lease is up
39:00miss langston said she was no longer taking care of things
39:02so
39:03i was just wondering if you were planning to renew
39:05my rent
39:07my rent
39:09we rent
39:12yeah sure um
39:14yeah how much does it cost?
39:15yeah it's ten grand a month
39:17ten bans?
39:20how'd you pay that?
39:21miss
39:22are you sure this is the right place?
39:35i really don't want any trouble
39:36i don't want any trouble
39:49it's fine use of me
39:52welcome home miss langston
39:53we'll draw them deep into the valley and attack at dawn
39:54they'll never see us coming
39:55living up to your family's legacy lieutenant
39:56you're making your father proud
39:57we'll draw them into pairs and blast them back into the basket
39:58ma'am you really don't have to do that that's why i'm here
39:59i know
40:02but
40:03i promised ethan that i've just been to a outsource
40:05we'll draw them deep into the valley and attack at dawn
40:06they'll never see us coming
40:07living up to your family's legacy lieutenant
40:09you're making your father proud
40:10we'll draw them into pairs and blast them back into the basket
40:20ma'am you really don't have to do that that's why i'm here
40:25i know
40:26But I promised Ethan I'd take care of his home.
40:30You are a saint putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free.
40:34Couldn't mean me.
40:35Oh, come on. She's nice sometimes.
40:39You missed a pair! These are still covered in dog shit!
40:47Sometimes? When?
40:50Today's our anniversary.
40:53You keep asking and the answer's still the same.
40:57It's been radio silence for months.
40:59And today's gonna be the same.
41:01Today's the day! My son is coming home!
41:04Today?
41:06So he did remember.
41:09Maybe we can finally start wedding planning?
41:19Can you get started on a cake?
41:21I wanna surprise Ethan.
41:23Oh, my pleasure, Mrs. Grant. You do too much.
41:25Matilda, you work for me.
41:28She hasn't married my son yet. I'm Mrs. Grant.
41:32What do you even do anyway?
41:34Hm?
41:35You quit your job and now you leech off my family.
41:38Leech off your family?
41:42I gave up everything when you ended up in the ICU.
41:45Oh, come off it!
41:47You're lucky to be here and you know it!
41:49You ungrateful little bitch!
42:01Party star without me?
42:03Ethan!
42:04You're home!
42:05And you're a Green Beret.
42:14What exactly is a Green Beret?
42:15Oh, it's what designates us as elite members of the United States Army Special Forces.
42:20Basically, we kick ass.
42:22You're feisty! I love it!
42:27Ethan, is this your friend?
42:29Yep!
42:30It's my army buddy.
42:31We're Oxy.
42:33Buddy!
42:34Huh?
42:35So, is she gonna be the best man at our wedding?
42:39You really think he's had any time to think about that?
42:42While you've been safe at home, daydreaming about your cute little wedding, we've been training.
42:48Side by side.
42:49Day in and day out.
42:51Prepping against the worst of the worst on front lines of the actual war.
42:57Look, Hazel.
42:59Things have changed.
43:00I've been promoted.
43:02And I need you to reflect that.
43:03Okay?
43:06Now look.
43:07I got you something.
43:08You got me something?
43:12You didn't have to get me anything.
43:14It's laundry.
43:15Couldn't do basic cam, so I brought it for you.
43:18And it is army issued, so you know.
43:20Very delicate.
43:21Hand wash clothes.
43:23Oh!
43:24Sorry.
43:25Didn't see you there, covered in all the camo.
43:27Those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning.
43:30That's not right.
43:34They should be separate.
43:35Um.
43:38Hey.
43:40Come on.
43:41What's with that face?
43:42You love laundry.
43:44Besides, she doesn't have any sweat glands.
43:47That's true.
43:56So you two are training together.
43:58Yes!
43:59Yes, we've been training together.
44:01Every day.
44:02We're very close.
44:03You look very strong.
44:04I'm gonna change.
44:05I'm gonna protect myself.
44:06Of course.
44:07What an amazing young woman you are.
44:10Speaking of young women, I have been living with this one for a few months now and I do not understand what you see in her.
44:18You done?
44:19She takes her sweet time.
44:22Honestly, I don't think she's all there.
44:24Enjoy.
44:25Ethan, you can't eat that.
44:26It's overcooked steak and empty starches.
44:27It's disgusting.
44:28You need good, nutritious food if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant.
44:29Oh, lieutenant.
44:30That sounds important.
44:31Can I see your acceptance letter?
44:32Let your mother be proud.
44:33Oh.
44:34Oh.
44:35Ethan, that's wonderful.
44:36Congratulations.
44:37You know, when I got mine, it was just great.
44:38It's awesome.
44:39Go to your home.
44:40It's good.
44:41Look at your home.
44:42It was European, you know.
44:46Same thing.
44:47Isn't it?
44:48That sounds important.
44:49Can I see your acceptance letter?
44:52Let your mother be proud.
45:02Ethan, that's wonderful.
45:04Congratulations.
45:05You know, when I got mine, it was the...
45:07Hey!
45:08Keep your hands off it.
45:10When you got yours, a GED isn't the same thing.
45:14You got yourself a funny one, huh?
45:17Look, stop embarrassing me, okay?
45:19Take this away.
45:21And bring back something that's healthy.
45:23Like a chicken or a salad.
45:25And a raw egg, pre-cracked.
45:29Actually, steak is an excellent source of protein and great for training.
45:33Look, we're the professionals, okay?
45:36So just leave it to us.
45:42Sure, but which did you want first?
45:44Do you want me to remake your lunch or wash the skid marks off your tighty-whities?
45:48Can't even multitask.
45:50You were such a disappointment.
45:53Maybe you're the disappointment.
45:57Ethan, what happened?
46:00You won't understand, okay?
46:02Things have changed.
46:03Things have changed.
46:04I mean, I have extreme expectations on my shoulders now.
46:11Fine.
46:12I lost my appetite anyways.
46:15Let me clean up.
46:16Let me clean up.
46:26Towel!
46:28Towel!
46:30Fine.
46:32Get out of myself.
46:35Hey, what has gotten into you lately?
46:38You have become a real laggard.
46:40Good weird choice.
46:41Have you tried one of these?
46:42I mean, they are great for exfoliating.
46:43Honey, if you're going to stand by my side, you better glow.
46:46Ethan?
46:47Hmm?
46:48Why haven't you answered any of my letters?
46:49Look, come off it, Hazel.
46:50I was in training.
46:51And I was busy.
46:53Pin pals, huh?
46:54That's cute.
46:55Come on, let's be real, bro.
46:56She's just a charity case for you, right?
46:57Because you're so nice.
46:58Look, I wish I could say that.
46:59But unfortunately I'm not.
47:00I'm not.
47:02I'm not.
47:03I'm not.
47:04She's just a charity case for you, right?
47:05Because you're so nice.
47:06Look, I wish I could say that.
47:08But unfortunately, not as good as you're here.
47:09You're not.
47:11You're not.
47:12I'm not.
47:13I'm not.
47:14I'm not.
47:15I'm not.
47:16You're not.
47:17You're not.
47:18What am I?
47:19All right.
47:20You're not.
47:21But unfortunately, no.
47:23I mean, honestly, she just loves me too much.
47:26You know?
47:27Ethan Grant, how dare you?
47:33Ethan Grant, how dare you?
47:36I'm your fiancé!
47:38Look, Hazel, it's about time I set this.
47:42All right?
47:43Wedding's off.
47:44And honestly, it's never really on.
47:47I think that is a very smart decision, darling.
47:50After all, things have changed.
47:52You have other things to consider.
47:54Other people to consider.
47:58Hmm.
47:59You're a joke.
48:01And you know what?
48:02I'm a joke, too.
48:04I gave up my life to care for your mother.
48:07And look where it got me.
48:09I am in the United States Special Forces.
48:13I don't have time to be married, okay?
48:17And I don't have time for your bullshit.
48:19Look, Hazel, I'm some self-awareness, okay?
48:25You're embarrassing.
48:26And Papa's got a man at work.
48:29I abandoned everything I care about for you.
48:33But I'm done embarrassing myself.
48:36It's time I live my own life again.
48:40Look, Hazel, if you just shape it up a bit, get a hobby or something, you know, then maybe I'll take you back.
48:51Hey, superstar.
49:00So look, I know you've been stressed out, I know you've been anxious, but I have something that, oh, it might cheer you up.
49:08It's a gas mask.
49:13Don't protect against the toxic fumes while you're clean.
49:22No.
49:24The only toxic fume around here is you.
49:27I'm done suffocating in this house.
49:34It's your turn to choke.
49:41Hey, Hazel.
49:44Hazel.
49:44Miss Hazel, where are you going?
49:48Don't forget about the cake.
49:55Ew.
49:56It's really waxy.
49:57You call that baking?
49:58No, that's a candle.
50:00Genius.
50:01Ew!
50:03Hey, don't be rude.
50:05I'm home now.
50:06It's a happy occasion.
50:08Mm-hmm.
50:12Fine.
50:12Happy now?
50:13Bye.
50:24Are you really just going to let her leave?
50:26Oh, please.
50:27She can't live without Ethan.
50:29She'll be back in five days, tops.
50:32About five seconds.
50:34Five, four, three, two, one.
50:41Right on time, huh?
50:43Uh, delivery for Hazel Langston?
50:55It's real.
50:56It's real troubles.
50:59Wow.
51:01The richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks.
51:03It's her anniversary?
51:12Why didn't you tell me?
51:15Selfish.
51:21What are you doing?
51:22It's hand wash only, Matilda.
51:25So, hey, congratulations.
51:27You ruined it.
51:30Miss Hazel was the one with the time to do that.
51:33My back can't take the standing, and my hands get too dry.
51:39Miss Hazel was an absolute godsend helping me take care of your mother.
51:42She wouldn't have lasted this long if Miss Hazel wasn't by her side the whole time.
51:48I know.
51:49I know.
51:50I'll, um, I'll, uh...
51:52You know what?
51:53Honestly, if Miss Hazel's not here, I don't think I can do this anymore.
51:57Oh, no.
51:58Hey, Matilda, please.
52:00You don't leave me with her.
52:02Mom's a fucking nightmare.
52:04Oh, you're aware of that.
52:07You must understand.
52:08I quit.
52:18Hi, Mr. Grant.
52:19Yeah, your lease is up.
52:20Miss Langston said she was no longer taking care of things, so...
52:23I was just wondering if you were planning to renew?
52:27My rent?
52:29We rent?
52:32Yeah, sure.
52:34Yeah, how much does it cost?
52:35Yeah, it's ten grand a month.
52:37Ten bands?
52:40How'd you pay that?
52:52Miss, are you sure this is the right place?
52:55I really don't want any trouble.
53:05It's fine.
53:09He's with me.
53:12Welcome home, Miss Langston.
53:14Yep, we've got it.
53:18He was just a great question.
53:19I'm happy.
53:24I'm happy.
53:24I'm happy.
53:27It's my mismatch.
53:27I'm happy.
53:28Let's do it.
53:29I'm happy.
53:31I'm happy, Jack.
53:32I'm happy.
53:33I'm happy.