How To Tame A Silver Fox – Full Movie
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Oh-ho! Looking good, girl.
00:00:18Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:01Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:35Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:46What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Bedsen is...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:18Kiddo?
00:02:19Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:26Let's go!
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:38five Christmases?
00:02:42He's tougher than I would.
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:53Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:10Rain, sorry.
00:03:11So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:12Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:25Right, sorry.
00:03:29So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:33Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub
00:03:35or eating up sleaze bags,
00:03:39not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it,
00:03:48I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:55Okay, then.
00:04:00Ooh, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:02I need to pick something.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up!
00:04:09You're not that much older than me.
00:04:12Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:14and I need to buy alcohol
00:04:15because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:17and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:19And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:26You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:47It's not safe.
00:04:50Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:02one
00:05:12My second
00:05:15My second
00:05:19When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out. That was a yawn.
00:05:38I'm sure it was, kiddo. It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:49You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:08This is a small kickback. Looks like a goddamn circus in there. Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here. And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that. I live here now. He put me in charge. And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris. No, please.
00:06:34This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:45You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:51I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:00Fine. Have your kickback. Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:17No.
00:07:22I'm going to kill you? Count your days, slut?
00:07:26It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian. Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:32Mark. You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety. That's the only reason I'm here. It's either me living here or three bodyguards. Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here. I don't give a shit what my dad says. I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:02You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:15God damn it.
00:08:17Proms to Mark.
00:08:27Whoa.
00:08:28Who's this?
00:08:30Buff Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:41Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:46I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:09:00Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:07Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:09It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, um, please feel free to, uh, help yourselves.
00:09:20Thanks, Heather.
00:09:21Oh, it's Har- it's Harper?
00:09:24Enjoy the party!
00:09:25I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:35Where's Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:38Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:52I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I learn to group activities.
00:09:59Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:05For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:08Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women.
00:10:11Desperate.
00:10:15Oh, and mention Harper's name again,
00:10:17and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:19Oh, he really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson
00:10:26about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:38Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:41Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:45Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:49Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:51You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:01We're, we're friends?
00:11:02Of course!
00:11:05I have to pee.
00:11:07Wait for me?
00:11:08Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:09I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:11What dirt can I find?
00:11:22What dirt can I find?
00:11:22Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Oh, this is gold!
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:45I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:02What the hell?
00:12:16What the hell?
00:12:16Attention, everybody!
00:12:24Hello!
00:12:25You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:32A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:37Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:43Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:54Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:08That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:12And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:23Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:25No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:27Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:30Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:39Let's fuck it down.
00:13:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:53Fuck this.
00:13:59Fuck this.
00:14:23Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:32You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:38Come to her party.
00:14:40Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:44It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55First, that's enough.
00:14:57Let her go.
00:15:01One last thing.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:12Let's get one thing straight there.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again...
00:15:19Fuck you up.
00:15:24But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:27Everyone out.
00:15:28The fuck out.
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:41What the hell was that?
00:15:41What the hell was that?
00:15:43Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:15:45Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:15:46She hurt you.
00:15:59Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:01Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:08You're crying.
00:16:11Why are you crying?
00:16:12I won't understand.
00:16:14Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:16They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:22I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:25You just embarrassed me.
00:16:26I'm going to stop you right there.
00:16:27And she's the queen of our...
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I said stop!
00:16:35I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:39I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business, does it?
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you...
00:16:53to stop calling me that.
00:16:57And I told you to stop acting like Laura.
00:17:02Oh yeah?
00:17:02If I'm such a kid,
00:17:07what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:15That's my gun.
00:17:17You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:21You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:23You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:35I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:35You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:45You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:57God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:05What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:22It's going to not be happening.
00:18:23He's going to be back in any second.
00:18:24You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:39I don't want to...
00:18:40I don't want to play.
00:18:41What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:45You're the one who came into my room,
00:18:47into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:50I was doing you a favor and helping you move out
00:18:53because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:09I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:36There was a lot of scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:47you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of myself.
00:19:51Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:54I am the last guy.
00:19:56You want to piss off?
00:20:04Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:09You're not ready to play.
00:20:27So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:28My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:35Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:40we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:49You have curfew.
00:21:16How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um, hi.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:21Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:34She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:47You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:49What?
00:21:55Give me some time.
00:21:58Stay when I try.
00:22:00Open my head.
00:22:02Talk to me.
00:22:07Look at my head.
00:22:11Bye.
00:22:12How's my daughter?
00:22:13Bye.
00:22:14Bye.
00:22:14Bye.
00:22:15you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:25your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:31excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a room
00:22:52somewhere else i'm looking for harper views it says her location is here so step aside before i make
00:22:59you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for hey wait
00:23:05wait wait wait
00:23:07he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:17you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here
00:23:29i tried to stop him
00:23:31hey no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:38it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick
00:23:41class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd have to stick this camera straight up
00:23:47chris stop
00:23:48not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:23:51hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:23:53you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:57that is enough
00:23:58these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy
00:24:17wait wait until the whole class sees this no one's going to see these deleting them
00:24:21what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there and i'll give
00:24:27one of those creeps a lap dance. See how much my dad likes that? Your choice.
00:24:42Camera it is. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You asshole. If you ever ask Harper to do something
00:24:51like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat. You'll be shitting out
00:24:56Polaroids. What the fuck is your problem? We're leaving. Now.
00:25:14So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends? I did it for your
00:25:19own good. You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project. You need me around for your safety
00:25:26because clearly you can't do it on your own. You should have seen the way those guys were
00:25:30looking at you. Like a piece of meat. My classmate? It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:41Jealous? Jealous?
00:25:43You're cute, Harper. I'll give you that. And those things you do, they're cute too. You know
00:25:56what's not cute? Me jealous. Now you were right. I'm in some shady business, and I don't give
00:26:03two shits about what your little friends think about me. But you better not test me, or I'll
00:26:09break you. I'll break you. In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:18Well, guess what? You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:25Just admit that you want me.
00:26:28What the hell is happening to me? There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:41Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:43You know what, Chris? You want to be my bodyguard? Fine. But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:49Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:51So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:58No.
00:27:00Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:02Oh my God, Maria, no! Ew!
00:27:06That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins. He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:11And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:13I don't know. But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:19Um, wait. You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:27What?
00:27:30We need to get my dad to fire Chris. The only way to do that is if he makes a move. So that's step one.
00:27:35Hmm. You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:40He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:41Yeah, right. Jealous of me? I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:46He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:51Not jealous of you, dummy. Jealous over you.
00:27:55It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:58So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:03Until he snaps.
00:28:04And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:08And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:15Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:18Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:22Sexy outfit. Check.
00:28:36Popcorn. Check.
00:28:38A notebook.
00:28:39The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:41Check.
00:28:42What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:57Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:01Seduce him.
00:29:02I mean, I...
00:29:04brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:07But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:12Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:14I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:16Your pulse is racing.
00:29:19What's going on?
00:29:21Oh.
00:29:22Has your ex-boyfriend given you trouble?
00:29:24Uh, no.
00:29:26I just...
00:29:27I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:31But it's...
00:29:32Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:29:53Okay.
00:30:02Jane.
00:30:03Please, Jane.
00:30:05Jane.
00:30:06Jane, that's all gone.
00:30:14How are you not crying?
00:30:15This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:17Because it's not real.
00:30:20This is ridiculous.
00:30:22No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that
00:30:24for someone like this.
00:30:26It's true love.
00:30:28There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:30Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or...
00:30:37Maybe...
00:30:39You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:44And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:53What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:56What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:04No, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:07Shh.
00:31:13Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:15I'll ruin you.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:20As hard as you try to convince yourself,
00:31:21I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:27It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:31And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:36Try me.
00:31:41I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:44I don't kiss.
00:31:45And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:49Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:52I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:59I don't know anymore.
00:32:01And even when you were as well,
00:32:02I never loved you.
00:32:09Just...
00:32:11Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:14I'm sorry.
00:32:15I love you.
00:32:16This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:20You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:30Not be seduced by him.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, big daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:46So I'll wait.
00:32:48You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:51Not tonight.
00:32:53Busy.
00:32:54Busy?
00:32:56Maybe for me you're not.
00:32:57When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman?
00:33:04Woman?
00:33:05No.
00:33:08Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:21Not this guy.
00:33:23Who's my number?
00:33:24Whoever this girl is,
00:33:34your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:37No.
00:33:37No.
00:33:37No.
00:33:38No.
00:33:38No.
00:33:38No.
00:33:39No.
00:33:40No.
00:33:40No.
00:33:41No.
00:33:42No.
00:33:42No.
00:33:43No.
00:33:44No.
00:33:45No.
00:33:46No.
00:33:47No.
00:33:48No.
00:33:49No.
00:33:50No.
00:33:50No.
00:33:51No.
00:33:52No.
00:33:52No.
00:33:53No.
00:33:56She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:58She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:59Good.
00:34:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:13Stay.
00:34:14Damn it, Orpher.
00:34:44You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:07Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah?
00:35:46Explain that.
00:35:48That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:09Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:26Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:29, let's go.
00:36:48What?
00:36:50That's what I'm going to do.
00:36:51Yeah.
00:36:54So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:37:04and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:17Struggling much?
00:37:24I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:47I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:57You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:38:00That's not...
00:38:06No underwear?
00:38:07That's a bad manners, Angel.
00:38:18What are you going to do?
00:38:22Punish you.
00:38:27I don't know.
00:38:30No!
00:38:30No!
00:38:30No!
00:38:31No!
00:38:31No!
00:38:31No!
00:38:31No!
00:38:31No!
00:38:31No!
00:38:31No!
00:38:31No!
00:38:32No!
00:38:32No!
00:38:33No!
00:38:34No!
00:38:34No!
00:38:34No!
00:38:35No!
00:38:35No!
00:38:36No!
00:38:36No!
00:38:37No!
00:38:37No!
00:38:37You don't know me?
00:38:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:47Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:51I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:53I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:58Mom.
00:39:07I'm sorry.
00:39:08I'm sorry.
00:39:09I can't let this happen.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck?
00:39:13Why...
00:39:13Why are you stopping?
00:39:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:21But...
00:39:22But...
00:39:23But what about...
00:39:24But...
00:39:25But what about...
00:39:26There's no buts.
00:39:27Can't let this happen again.
00:39:28But...
00:39:29But...
00:39:30But what about...
00:39:31There's no buts.
00:39:32Can't let this happen again.
00:39:33Oh...
00:39:34You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:50you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend that was part of the plan
00:39:58i can't even go back to my own place now i'm so embarrassed
00:40:01was it big so big
00:40:05look i don't want to talk about chris collins dick for a second longer
00:40:10it's bad enough that i basically fondled him like i'm the sex freak wait what do you mean
00:40:15he's a sex freak like bds on the whole nine yards whips chains handcuffs
00:40:22my dad has the worst taste in friends i swear why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me
00:40:29wait do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight
00:40:32oh i've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy
00:40:36what if he is coming well then you're gonna have to show up smoking hot if you want operation
00:40:42seduction to work
00:40:45stop messing with that you're gonna flash a 90 year old alumni and give him a heart attack
00:41:02you don't think it's too much maria how else you're gonna woo your man
00:41:06he's not my man
00:41:09i hope you're not talking about me
00:41:14ew leave brian she doesn't want to speak to you
00:41:18you still letting this loser make your decisions for you harps
00:41:22huh
00:41:24what do you want brian
00:41:28just five minutes
00:41:32fine
00:41:36harbert are you sure
00:41:38it's okay maybe if i talk to him they'll finally leave me alone
00:41:41where the fuck do you think you're taking
00:41:59i want to get back together
00:42:08you cheated on me
00:42:10i deserve better brian and it's not gonna be from you
00:42:14but that was months ago
00:42:16huh
00:42:17haven't you already got your payback yet
00:42:19this isn't about payback
00:42:21i've moved on and you should too
00:42:25what do you mean moved on
00:42:29hmm
00:42:29are you are you fucking other guys
00:42:32you slut
00:42:33hmm
00:42:34no no no no no no no no no let me see them
00:42:38let me see how you're fucking other guys
00:42:40show me show me
00:42:42let go of me
00:42:43there's the most handsome man at the gala
00:42:46i was hoping i'd run into you
00:42:49a drink
00:42:50i don't have time for this
00:42:51you still owe me for our cancelled plans you know
00:42:55that's not happening
00:42:56ever
00:42:57are you fucking breaking up with me
00:43:00me
00:43:02we were never a thing to begin with babe
00:43:04get the fuck out of my way before i ruin you
00:43:08it's not a threat
00:43:09it's a fact
00:43:10you'll regret this christopher
00:43:17but i'm not gonna come after you
00:43:19i'm gonna come after your bitch
00:43:22that's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:43:24help me
00:43:29help
00:43:30why are you playing so hard again now slut
00:43:32stop it that's enough
00:43:34oh
00:43:35good girl
00:43:37you are gonna regret that you failed
00:43:40i don't think she will actually
00:43:42that's for calling her a bitch
00:43:45and this next one is because this suit is a dior custom
00:43:49you just made me rip you asshole
00:43:51you okay
00:43:54take her you psychopath
00:43:58she's fucking used goods anyways
00:44:00stop it
00:44:11you're gonna kill him
00:44:12good
00:44:13he's not worth it
00:44:14let's go
00:44:16if you contact her
00:44:20if you go anywhere near her
00:44:21i'll finish the job
00:44:22i promise
00:44:23let's go
00:44:25let's go
00:44:25good luck
00:44:45chris you almost killed him
00:44:48should we call 911
00:44:51seriously harper
00:44:53he tried to hurt you
00:44:55you still care about him
00:44:56i handled myself just fine
00:44:58and if i wasn't there to save your ass
00:44:59what would have happened
00:45:00you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:20so you're the little slut that chris wants to play with now
00:45:32let's see who you are
00:45:36do we have to do this
00:45:50what does swimming have to do with self-defense
00:45:52doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim
00:45:55your dad wants me to keep you safe
00:45:59so yes
00:46:00we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you
00:46:04i'm gonna throw up
00:46:18breathe
00:46:21and do this
00:46:34i'm right here
00:46:52don't focus on the water
00:46:55just look at me
00:46:56it's not hard to do
00:47:03it's okay it's okay
00:47:17i got you
00:47:19it's okay
00:47:20you're fine
00:47:27you're fine harper
00:47:29just breathe
00:47:36just keep breathing
00:47:38how are you feeling
00:47:41fine
00:47:49just insanely distracted
00:47:52ready for the next step
00:47:54i don't know if i'm ready
00:48:02i'll hold your hand the whole time
00:48:05i thought you didn't make those
00:48:09what
00:48:12oh my god
00:48:15oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:48:18what goes on in that head of yours
00:48:27i want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:31i want you to get yourself
00:48:35okay
00:48:43just sweep
00:48:47i'm all right
00:48:52i want you to come here
00:48:54Harper! Harper! Harper!
00:49:03What happened? What happened?
00:49:05You blacked out. You're okay? You're okay?
00:49:09Sorry. Sorry.
00:49:12You're right.
00:49:15You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19I didn't do this.
00:49:24It's okay. We'll try again and more.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:31Your dad won't like this.
00:49:34Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:47Just say you don't want me.
00:49:54Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:05And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:50:13You're going to like...
00:50:14What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:26We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:29Ugh! Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:35So you are a grandpa?
00:50:37Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:38Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:44No, I need a...
00:50:46moment to...
00:50:47pull off.
00:50:50I'm gonna shout.
00:51:01Harper...
00:51:02What are you doing?
00:51:04What are you doing?
00:51:08So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:31I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger, like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:48Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:02Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:16I'm surprised.
00:52:17It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:22Just all around...
00:52:24Not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well...
00:52:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:52You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:58Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:01None of that.
00:53:03Kissing.
00:53:04Pillow talk.
00:53:06Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:13He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:16He actually lives here with me.
00:53:19Cute little skank.
00:53:20Help, help me, I can't swim.
00:53:35Help, help, I can't swim.
00:53:37Help, help me, I can't swim.
00:53:39Harper?
00:53:40Harper?
00:53:41Help!
00:53:42Smile for TMS, loser.
00:53:43Help, I can't swim.
00:53:44Please, help me.
00:53:46Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:48That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:53:55Oh, my God.
00:53:57I can't swim.
00:53:58I can't swim.
00:53:59I can't swim.
00:54:00I can't swim.
00:54:01I can't swim.
00:54:02I can't swim.
00:54:03I can't swim.
00:54:04I can't swim.
00:54:05I can't swim.
00:54:06I can't swim.
00:54:07Harper!
00:54:37Harper!
00:54:45No! Come on!
00:54:56Harper! Harper!
00:54:59Breathe! Breathe! It's okay I got you.
00:55:01You're safe.
00:55:03I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:05I thought I was going to die.
00:55:07Oh, you're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:09Just breathe.
00:55:11You're safe now.
00:55:12Just breathe.
00:55:14Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:16I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:20Homewreck?
00:55:21Hmm.
00:55:23Harper could never homewreck Esmala.
00:55:26She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:31I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:38She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:45Joke me.
00:55:46Harder.
00:55:48I miss how rough you get a baby.
00:55:53I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:03She's fine.
00:56:04Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:13What are you doing?
00:56:14Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:22and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:26You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:33You got that?
00:56:35Are you threatening me?
00:56:36I'm telling you, don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:46Wait.
00:56:47Please, don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:50Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:56:51Chris, no!
00:57:06Wait!
00:57:07Wait!
00:57:07Wait!
00:57:07I'm sorry for the situation
00:57:28I put you in, Margot
00:57:29She will not bother you again
00:57:33I swear
00:57:34Don't worry about it
00:57:37I guess we both
00:57:41Have histories of
00:57:43Dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her
00:57:47We weren't a thing
00:57:50A lot of brain to her
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:07She said that
00:58:08That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:15She said that
00:58:19That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:26Satisfy you
00:58:30In bed
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid
00:58:39And that
00:58:39You'd never be into me
00:58:42Is that true?
00:58:47That's not how I feel, Harper
00:58:52But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel
00:58:56I'm supposed to protect you
00:58:59When I was in that pool
00:59:05I
00:59:06I really thought I was gonna die
00:59:09And all I could think about
00:59:13Was all the things I regret never doing
00:59:16What did you regret?
00:59:21Not doing this sooner
00:59:22I don't know if I could say that
00:59:31I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:33I'm supposed to be able to handle this
00:59:34I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:35I don't know if I could think about it
00:59:37I don't know if I could tell you
00:59:37I don't know if I could tell you
00:59:39what the hell am i doing why did you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is
01:00:01going to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to
01:00:07this isn't about mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those
01:00:13doe eyes of yours you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:18so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this never happened
01:00:26it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:33it's because you're a coward
01:00:36you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then you got cold feet just
01:00:42be a man and own it no don't you're a psycho
01:00:46just trying to protect you
01:00:56morning
01:01:05i'm not hungry
01:01:08you need to eat
01:01:13no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:27are we even now
01:01:34you bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:38what's wrong kiddo i hate seeing you like this
01:01:43you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:46columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:02:04harper reeves
01:02:05i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:10it's up to you promise
01:02:13has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:24nope and he's never going to
01:02:31huh i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:35why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:37oh hey hey let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:42okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class
01:02:46and i am not letting you fail
01:02:48stop moping
01:02:50let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:52okay
01:02:53okay
01:02:56wow how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:03:12like a million hours
01:03:13who the fuck cares
01:03:15we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:18make sure no one's coming
01:03:23i think i hear them coming let's go
01:03:47one last touch
01:03:49good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01harper
01:04:02tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:08huh
01:04:10what
01:04:11no no no no my
01:04:14my final project
01:04:16how am i gonna graduate
01:04:18why would someone do this to me
01:04:20harper
01:04:25harper
01:04:26i'm kind of confused
01:04:30is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:32is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:38don't say that
01:04:41it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:44did you do this
01:04:51christina
01:04:53if i don't
01:04:55sell my work tonight
01:04:57i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:58we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:05:00you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:02guess what
01:05:02you have no proof
01:05:04good luck with that losers
01:05:07that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:05:11harper
01:05:12harper
01:05:13there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:15i've been looking for
01:05:16i can explain
01:05:17harper
01:05:22is this your work
01:05:24it's so ugly
01:05:26isn't it professor
01:05:27we have to fail harper
01:05:29it looks like a complete choke
01:05:32ladies
01:05:33i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:36in fact
01:05:37i guess just bought this piece
01:05:40wait what
01:05:41who would buy this crap
01:05:43i would
01:05:44who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:58crap
01:05:59i would
01:06:02it's you
01:06:03you psycho grandpa
01:06:05attacked us at a party
01:06:07christina don't be rude
01:06:09don't you know who this is
01:06:11chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14there's no way
01:06:16that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:19how much for this painting
01:06:23oh no you
01:06:24our starting price is 18
01:06:26done
01:06:33wait
01:06:34eighteen hundred dollars
01:06:36you can study at this school or not
01:06:38we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:42you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account
01:06:54here's two mil
01:06:56take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake
01:07:01sir
01:07:02mr collins this is too much
01:07:04oh my god oh my god
01:07:07are you fucking kidding me
01:07:11are you fucking kidding me
01:07:13language miss hawkes
01:07:15don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:18who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:22my father still runs this university
01:07:25money runs this university
01:07:27and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action
01:07:34you're going to get us expelled professor you can't
01:07:39please
01:07:40getting expelled sounds
01:07:41just about right to me
01:07:43no wait professor
01:07:44not so fast
01:07:45what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:49i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:08:02good luck proving it was us
01:08:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves everyday is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:13no stresses though
01:08:15wait
01:08:16what
01:08:17huh
01:08:18i
01:08:19i
01:08:21i
01:08:23i
01:08:29i
01:08:30i
01:08:31i
01:08:32i
01:08:33i
01:08:34i
01:08:35i
01:08:36i
01:08:37i
01:08:38i
01:08:39i
01:08:40i
01:08:41i
01:08:42i
01:08:43i
01:08:44i
01:08:45the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:47you're being suspended
01:08:48let's go
01:08:49why are you grabbing us
01:08:51they're the ones who did this arrest them
01:08:53let's go
01:08:54oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:57i'll see you later
01:09:02congratulations on the sale miss reeves
01:09:04chris that was eighteen grand
01:09:06that's eighteen thousand dollars
01:09:09seriously
01:09:10i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:13expensive
01:09:14what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:22he um
01:09:24i mean i
01:09:27i was an idiot
01:09:30and i'm sorry but i think this might help show you how much i want you
01:09:36i
01:09:37i
01:09:38i
01:09:39i
01:09:40i
01:09:41i
01:09:42i
01:09:45i
01:09:46i
01:09:47i
01:09:49i
01:09:51i
01:09:53i
01:09:54i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:09:56to you. Bad things. But only if you want me to. I do. Why'd we stop? We've been waiting
01:10:23so long for this. I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because I have to go wrap
01:10:29up the show. And I'll wait for you. Wear that for me tonight. Harper. Harper. Low earth
01:10:50to Harper. You need to look at this. Can it wait, Maria? I'm having very inappropriate
01:10:56thoughts about my father's business partner. No. No. That's what I need to tell you about.
01:11:01Harper, look. The guns and the money, it's not just for show. Harper, he's dangerous. You
01:11:11need to move out now. You can't keep living with him. I need to talk to him, okay? Harper.
01:11:18Taxi for Harper? Who are you? Hey, let go of me. Stop it. Please. Please let me go. If
01:11:45it's money, I'll give you however much you want. Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper. Harper.
01:11:56Ryan, why are you doing this? We broke up. We broke up because you've been fucking that
01:12:02old man. You psycho. He had nothing to do with our breakup. He humiliated me. But luckily for
01:12:11me, your little boyfriend, what does he have? He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that
01:12:16right, fellas? Once he arrives to save his little princess, well, we don't need to get into
01:12:26more details, do we? No. No. You can just watch. No. No. No. No. No. No. No!
01:12:33A trap? What the hell?
01:12:55What the hell?
01:13:12Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:18I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:31Hey crap, I can explain-
01:13:33You're gonna explain!
01:13:35But first...
01:13:38You know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:40Is that text a prank?
01:13:44Harper's in trouble, we need to go.
01:13:46After we have some fun with you?
01:13:51After we kill...
01:13:52Lever Grant?
01:13:54Hmm?
01:13:55Should we make him watch?
01:14:00Oh!
01:14:02Looks like he's here!
01:14:04Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Huh?
01:14:10Mm-hmm!
01:14:11Get ready boys!
01:14:12I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:29Huh?
01:14:31What?
01:14:33That's what happens Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:36What's the matter tough guy?
01:14:37What?
01:14:38You can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:39Let me go!
01:14:40I...
01:14:41I...
01:14:42I...
01:14:43I...
01:14:44I...
01:14:45I...
01:14:46I...
01:14:47I...
01:14:48I...
01:14:49I...
01:14:50I...
01:14:51I...
01:14:52I...
01:14:53I...
01:14:54I...
01:15:06I already told you once.
01:15:07You should've listened to me then!
01:15:12I'm gonna kill you you god damn bitch!
01:15:14Damn, Vick.
01:15:22Call in all minutes, 8-2-11 at 6-7-5-8, self-repeated.
01:15:33Are you okay?
01:15:34Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:40You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:52Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:01Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:03It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:05I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:07Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:09I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:12No, Dad!
01:16:13Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:18What?
01:16:19Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:28Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:31Please don't be mad.
01:16:32Well, you're wrong about that.
01:16:37It's not deep down.
01:16:39It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:42If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up, or I will make him regret it.
01:16:53I believe you.
01:16:56You keep her safe.
01:17:01With my goddamn life.
01:17:02Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:21Yes.
01:17:21In the morning, but I can't leave.
01:17:26You know what I came here for.
01:17:29Throw that jacket on the floor.
01:17:31Kissing me goodnight.
01:17:33It's just one more life.
01:17:33Yes, Daddy.
01:17:35You tell me.
01:17:37Save it.
01:17:38Push me away.
01:17:40Yes, Daddy.
01:17:41We always play.
01:17:43Tell me to go.
01:17:44I always stay.
01:17:45I want to fight.
01:17:46I want you to beg for it.
01:17:47I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:18:04Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:14Daddy, say it.
01:18:17Or I'll punish you.
01:18:30Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:31Are you sure about that?
01:18:51You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:15You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:34Or it's your mind.
01:19:38Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:39Daddy.
01:19:39Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:03I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:14You're different.
01:20:15Ready for round five?
01:20:33Stop it.
01:20:34I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:37What if I don't?
01:20:43What was that crap?
01:20:44It's my dad.
01:20:46Honey, you home?
01:20:47Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:49Stop it.
01:20:50Come in for a while.
01:20:51I told you I was busy.
01:20:56This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:02Okay, I will.
01:21:04Can you get out?
01:21:18I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:21Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:23No.
01:21:23Please keep them covered.
01:21:26I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:37Just get on with it.
01:21:39What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part,
01:21:44it's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:49and for me to be...
01:21:53Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe,
01:21:59I was doomed.
01:22:02You're like a magnet, Harper,
01:22:04and I want to be around you.
01:22:07Forever.
01:22:17So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:19I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present.
01:22:28And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:37Only if you want to.
01:22:39Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:46What's wrong?
01:22:47It's a tacky?
01:22:49I liked it.
01:22:50I thought...
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:59Which is?
01:23:00You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:04Deal.
01:23:12Deal.
01:23:35Deal