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00:00:00It's way overdue.
00:00:01Ex-boyfriend.
00:00:02You have three days.
00:00:05I need you to sabotage this hypocritical-critical arrangement.
00:00:08No.
00:00:09$5,000.
00:00:10Deal.
00:00:12You must be Elsa Smith.
00:00:14The new CEO, Alice, is the chairman's grandson.
00:00:17Nice to meet you, Elsa.
00:00:21Are you kidding?
00:00:22That guy is your new CEO?
00:00:25Miss, why are you looking away?
00:00:31If I lose my job because of this, you're going to have to support me.
00:00:34I promise.
00:00:35There's literally no chance he's ever going to run into you again.
00:00:38Excuse me.
00:00:40You're coming in?
00:00:46Help!
00:00:47Help!
00:00:48I'm not actually Elsa.
00:00:50I'm Lisa.
00:00:51I know.
00:00:55I think I might be in love with him.
00:01:00It just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:09You're still having me a date.
00:01:10Wait, isn't that insane?
00:01:11Like, I literally...
00:01:17Hello, and welcome to my guide on how to lose a guy in one date.
00:01:21Now, where is my unwilling participant?
00:01:23Holy fuck!
00:01:24Is this the guy?
00:01:25Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:01:26No.
00:01:27Focus on my $5,000.
00:01:28Excuse me.
00:01:29You must be Elsa Smith.
00:01:30From the Smith dream.
00:01:31Actually, I'm not her.
00:01:32I'm only here because...
00:01:33Your boyfriend's debt's way overdue, Miss Lisa.
00:01:34You can't pay it back.
00:01:35Well...
00:01:36I guess you have to pay for it a different way.
00:01:37Ex-boyfriend.
00:01:38Ex-boyfriend.
00:01:39And I didn't spend a penny of it.
00:01:40Go find him.
00:01:41You've vouched for it.
00:01:42Now, you've got to pay it back.
00:01:43Or you can't pay it back.
00:01:44Well...
00:01:45I guess you have to pay for it a different way.
00:01:47Ex-boyfriend.
00:01:48And I didn't spend a penny of it.
00:01:49Go find him.
00:01:50You've vouched for it.
00:01:51Now, you've got to pay it back.
00:01:52Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:01:53Miss Lisa from B&G Group.
00:01:54Fine.
00:01:55But losing my job isn't going to help either of us.
00:01:57Can I...
00:01:58Can I have one week?
00:01:59Okay.
00:02:00You have to pay for it a different way.
00:02:01It's way overdue, Miss Lisa.
00:02:02You can't pay it back.
00:02:03Well...
00:02:04I guess you have to pay for it a different way.
00:02:05Ex-boyfriend.
00:02:06And I didn't spend a penny of it.
00:02:07Go find him.
00:02:08You've vouched for it.
00:02:09Now, you've got to pay it back.
00:02:10Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:02:12Miss Lisa from B&G Group.
00:02:13Fine.
00:02:14But losing my job isn't going to help either of us.
00:02:17Can I...
00:02:18Can I have one week?
00:02:20You have three days.
00:02:26CEO Alex is the chairman's grandson.
00:02:29Eligible bachelor alert.
00:02:30I can't wait to meet him when he comes in later.
00:02:32Hey!
00:02:33I'm talking to you.
00:02:35You little slut.
00:02:36What are you doing all that for?
00:02:37I have one step towards becoming married to a gold mine.
00:02:42I'm going to take this opportunity.
00:02:44These people look so gullible.
00:02:47Because it might be the last time I can.
00:02:49How do I look?
00:02:50Give me that.
00:02:51Hey.
00:02:52No, actually that's really expensive.
00:02:53Yeah, but I want to use it on my...
00:02:54No, no, please.
00:02:55Please.
00:02:56Please.
00:02:57It's limited.
00:02:58Hey, just break it to you ladies, but...
00:02:59It's not going to happen.
00:03:00And who are you to say that?
00:03:02Oh, I'm Alex's first love.
00:03:04Seriously?
00:03:05Mm-hmm.
00:03:06Ten years ago, it was a dark and stormy night in the middle of the desert.
00:03:13And he came riding in on a horse completely shirtless.
00:03:17His abs and he was so hot and sweaty.
00:03:20And then, keep going.
00:03:21To unlock the rest of the story, you're going to have to pay me five bucks.
00:03:30I don't carry cash.
00:03:31And then what?
00:03:32Wow.
00:03:33So he jumped off his horse and came and found me and we started ripping off each other's
00:03:49clothes.
00:03:50Just completely tearing them apart.
00:03:52So animalistic.
00:03:53And then?
00:03:54And then he was the Thor who couldn't raise his hammer.
00:03:59The CEO is right behind you.
00:04:04It was actually the best sex of my life, Sir.
00:04:10It looked so good.
00:04:11I've been thinking about it for years.
00:04:12Seriously awesome.
00:04:13God, I'm so lucky he didn't see my face.
00:04:17You should write for a good novel.
00:04:19Should I fire you so that you can chase your fantasy writer's dream?
00:04:22I'm so doomed.
00:04:27Fuck my life.
00:04:29Hey, what's up?
00:04:30Help, Lisa.
00:04:31I need you to front me for a blind date.
00:04:32What?
00:04:33Fuck.
00:04:34How do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:04:37So what did you want to talk about?
00:04:39Well, my dad is trying to set me up on some blind date with something for me.
00:04:42I'm so doomed.
00:04:44Fuck my life.
00:04:45Hey, what's up?
00:04:46Help, Lisa.
00:04:47I need you to front me for a blind date.
00:04:48What?
00:04:49Fuck.
00:04:50How do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:04:51A blind date with some rich man's son.
00:04:53And I need you to sabotage this hypocritical political arrangement.
00:04:58No.
00:04:59What if I gave you a thousand dollars?
00:05:02No.
00:05:03No deal.
00:05:04No way.
00:05:05Two thousand dollars.
00:05:06No.
00:05:07Okay.
00:05:08Five thousand dollars.
00:05:09Take it or leave it.
00:05:10You have three days.
00:05:11You gotta pay it back.
00:05:12Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:05:17It's just a date.
00:05:19How bad can it be?
00:05:21Deal.
00:05:22Only because I'm your friend.
00:05:24And make him bear my name.
00:05:25Okay?
00:05:26Okay.
00:05:27I'll make sure he wishes he was never born.
00:05:29Perfect.
00:05:30One date and I will make him cry like a baby.
00:05:33One date and I will make him cry like a baby.
00:05:35Holy fuck.
00:05:36Is this the guy?
00:05:37Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:05:54No.
00:05:55Focus on my five thousand dollars.
00:05:58Excuse me.
00:06:01You must be Elsa Smith.
00:06:03From the Smith family.
00:06:13Just stay calm.
00:06:14I'm not gonna be swayed by your looks.
00:06:16Time to scare off this man with my three signature moves.
00:06:20First, Be rude.
00:06:28Sorry.
00:06:29I have so much flim in my throat.
00:06:32It's so great to meet you.
00:06:36Number two.
00:06:37Get physical.
00:06:40Your fingers are like so long and nimble.
00:06:43I bet you can do like a lot of things with them.
00:06:48He's totally freaking out.
00:06:51You know, I got this amazing pedicure today.
00:06:53Wanna see?
00:06:54He must think I'm a slut now.
00:06:58Isn't it so pretty?
00:07:00I love hot paint.
00:07:03Whoops.
00:07:07Take my card.
00:07:14You should get a job at Good Novel.
00:07:20I cannot let him remember my face.
00:07:25That guy is your new CEO?
00:07:27Yes.
00:07:28I'm not kidding, Elsa.
00:07:29Get here right now.
00:07:30I'm leaving.
00:07:31Calm down and listen to me, okay?
00:07:32There's literally no chance he's ever gonna run into you again.
00:07:36He's the CEO and you're just some random employee.
00:07:39I promise, please, just get through tonight and I will give you more money.
00:07:45Okay.
00:07:46Calm down, Lisa.
00:07:47He hasn't recognized me yet.
00:07:49I just need to get this date over with.
00:07:52So, I hear you're a businessman.
00:07:58You know my daddy's the governor, but I hate mentors.
00:08:01Is that the PDD group under your family?
00:08:04That was a part-time job.
00:08:07So what is it you do exactly?
00:08:10Number three.
00:08:11Be provocative as fuck.
00:08:13I do a little thing called OnlyFans.
00:08:21You wanna make a video?
00:08:24What?
00:08:26No one's gonna like this fat shit crazy chick now.
00:08:28Hey guys, welcome to Just Splash Studios.
00:08:38Oh shit.
00:08:39What did I get myself into?
00:08:46Hmm.
00:08:47She's messing with me.
00:08:48Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
00:08:53What can I help you with?
00:08:54We'll take the Just Splash for two.
00:08:56Great.
00:08:57Which one would you guys like?
00:08:58We'll let the lady decide.
00:08:59We have room number one, BDSM.
00:09:10Room number two, Uniform Temptation.
00:09:13I need to get out of here.
00:09:24Now.
00:09:25I'll choose the bathroom.
00:09:29Oh shit.
00:09:44First date.
00:09:45I would never think a governor's daughter would do that.
00:09:47That's just disgusting.
00:09:48I cannot believe that she has to be part of our plan.
00:09:51She just hawked a loogie in a cup?
00:09:54I mean, like, did you look at it?
00:09:57Listen, I'm gonna make a phone call and call the cousins
00:09:59and make sure we get this whole thing taken care of.
00:10:01You'll never have to see her again.
00:10:03Cheers.
00:10:04Damn.
00:10:12Girl, you are chugging that.
00:10:14What has gotten into you?
00:10:16I'm telling you, if I didn't have to deal with David, I would have.
00:10:18Never done that.
00:10:20Well, truth be told, I would have called the cops on him.
00:10:23But let's not worry about him tonight.
00:10:26By the way, is everything all good?
00:10:29Like, there's not gonna be some CEO up my ass now?
00:10:31Because he is thoroughly freaked out.
00:10:34And you will never have to deal with him again.
00:10:40Hi, Daddy.
00:10:44Uh-huh.
00:10:46Okay, love you too.
00:10:50What did you do?
00:10:52He's asking me, well, no.
00:10:54Asking you to marry him.
00:10:58I'm sorry.
00:10:59What?
00:11:01God, I can't be late for this meeting.
00:11:17Seriously?
00:11:18I thought I'd never see him again.
00:11:19Uh, going down, little lady.
00:11:21You coming or not?
00:11:22Yeah.
00:11:23Design department.
00:11:24Alex, what are you thinking about this marriage?
00:11:25I mean, are you serious?
00:11:26Or are you just screwing around?
00:11:27Sir, why don't we, uh, wait to have that conversation when we get upstairs in private?
00:11:41Don't look at my face.
00:11:42Don't look at my face.
00:11:43Oh, excuse me.
00:11:44Excuse me.
00:11:45Excuse me.
00:11:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:11:48Drop this off.
00:11:49Oh, excuse me.
00:11:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:06Drop this.
00:12:08Phew.
00:12:09Keep it.
00:12:15What's going on, boss? Whatcha thinking?
00:12:17Or we have...
00:12:18I'll choose the bathroom.
00:12:26A big deal.
00:12:28One person.
00:12:35Alex is asking to meet with you right now.
00:12:38If I lose my job because of this, you're going to have to support me.
00:12:41Well, let's just hope my dad doesn't disown me if he finds out about this.
00:12:44Anyway, all you have to do is reject him on the spot.
00:12:47I can believe that marriage is not going to happen.
00:12:50I promise everything will be fine and I swear this is the last time I'm asking you to do this.
00:12:55What do I get in return?
00:12:57The world is your oyster and my purses are yours.
00:13:03Not bad. My debt could be paid off.
00:13:10What's the matter, Elsa?
00:13:12We're not putting on a show tonight, are we?
00:13:14Speak your mind.
00:13:15Somebody's waiting for me.
00:13:16Good.
00:13:17I don't want to keep anybody waiting, so here's the deal.
00:13:20I want the marriage as soon as possible.
00:13:22Stop. When did I say I was going to marry you?
00:13:31Let me say this again.
00:13:33If you are my wife, you and your family will have all the money in the world.
00:13:38Hell, you and I can even hold seats to the Senate.
00:13:41If you want, of course.
00:13:43First Dave, now this.
00:13:44Is there even one man left in the world that cares about love?
00:13:47Fuck you.
00:13:48You know, people like you only treat marriage like it's some business transaction.
00:13:53This is a business transaction, Elsa. It's not love.
00:13:57Of course, I can make an exception, but...
00:14:04Have you ever been in love?
00:14:07No. You haven't.
00:14:09You never know what that feels like.
00:14:11Never know what that feels like.
00:14:12Never know what that feels like.
00:14:14You know, never start something if you're not going to finish it.
00:14:23You and I are nothing alike, Alex.
00:14:30I still believe in love while you are a power-hungry cynic with nothing left in your heart.
00:14:37Elsa, wait.
00:14:39Hey, I want to say I'm sorry for making you cry earlier.
00:14:43You didn't make me cry. You're not worth my tears.
00:14:48I mean, don't you think it was kind of rude just leaving back there?
00:14:51I don't want to talk about this.
00:14:53You're self-entitled, self-obsessed dick.
00:15:14Here.
00:15:16Oh, shit. He's so cute.
00:15:21I'm gonna fall in love.
00:15:26Is this how he really plays things out?
00:15:28Because if so, I'm really crushing on him.
00:15:32Here.
00:15:34Thanks.
00:15:36Oh, she's so pretty.
00:15:41Oh, my God!
00:15:43That's a governor's daughter!
00:15:44What the hell?
00:15:45What the hell? What the hell just happened?
00:15:56Hello?
00:15:57Sir, we have the footage from that day.
00:15:58It's not Elsa Smith.
00:15:59Wait, wait. Hang on a second. Did she actually say that?
00:16:03So you think it's true?
00:16:04I really have to speak up on a woman's eyes.
00:16:05I don't know, boss.
00:16:06You know, look.
00:16:07Some people could think that you're a little self-entitled, right?
00:16:09I mean, obviously, everybody knows that you're a super self-entitled.
00:16:10Have you ever been in love?
00:16:11No.
00:16:12You haven't.
00:16:13Have you ever been in love?
00:16:14No.
00:16:15You haven't.
00:16:16You've never known what that feels like.
00:16:17Oh, shit, boss.
00:16:18You crying?
00:16:19Oh, my God, dude. I didn't mean to make you cry.
00:16:20I just...
00:16:21Uh...
00:16:22I'm sorry.
00:16:23No.
00:16:24No.
00:16:25No.
00:16:26And, okay, hang on a second.
00:16:27Did she actually say that?
00:16:28So you think it's true?
00:16:29I really have to speak up on a woman's eyes.
00:16:30I don't know, boss.
00:16:31You know, look.
00:16:32Some people could think that you're a little self-entitled, right?
00:16:33I mean, obviously, everybody knows that you're a super self-entitled.
00:16:35Have you ever been in love?
00:16:36No.
00:16:37You haven't.
00:16:39You've never known what that feels like.
00:16:40Oh, shit, boss.
00:16:41Are you crying?
00:16:42Oh, my God, dude.
00:16:43I didn't mean to make you cry.
00:16:46He cried. I just, um, boss, I'm just kidding.
00:16:48I didn't mean to actually hurt your feelings.
00:16:49I didn't know you're...
00:16:49Sam!
00:16:50I'm sorry.
00:16:50If you're sad.
00:16:51What's going on with the senator?
00:16:52Oh, senator. Right. Yeah.
00:16:54We have used all of the resources at our disposal to sway public opinion,
00:16:58which is good.
00:17:00But what's not good, the bad news is that we used all the resources at our disposal,
00:17:04and now we don't have any resources left to sway the senator's opinion.
00:17:07So that is unfortunate for us right now.
00:17:09We have to figure that out.
00:17:10Okay. Yeah.
00:17:12Look, I need everything announced to Smith.
00:17:16Lisa, did you forget about our quarterly meeting today?
00:17:27The CEO is here.
00:17:29Can I skip it?
00:17:31No, girl. Come on.
00:17:33Why is he fucking everywhere?
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:42Camouflage. Nicely done.
00:17:51Guys, I gotta say, this is...
00:17:53It's beautiful.
00:17:56Which one have you designed it?
00:17:57That's from Lisa, Mr. Brown.
00:18:01Miss.
00:18:01My talent being recognized at the worst possible time.
00:18:06Fuck my life.
00:18:07Miss, why are you looking away?
00:18:10Should I just pass out on the spot?
00:18:13Boss!
00:18:14Got the documents you've been asking about?
00:18:16You're the man, Sammy.
00:18:19When will this freaking meeting end?
00:18:21Okay.
00:18:22All right, guys.
00:18:24Meeting adjourned.
00:18:26Uh, hang on one second.
00:18:41What was she wearing that night?
00:18:43Oh, kind of hard to forget.
00:18:46Leopard print.
00:18:47Gold shoes.
00:18:49Black fishnets.
00:18:52Bold, Sammy.
00:18:53Where have I seen that guy before?
00:19:05Uh, miss?
00:19:07You getting in or not?
00:19:09Yeah.
00:19:10Fuck!
00:19:11That has to be Alex's assistant, Sam.
00:19:16Hi.
00:19:16Hey, girl.
00:19:18I can't do this anymore.
00:19:19My cover's blown.
00:19:20Hi, what's going on?
00:19:22What if I just tell him?
00:19:23It's better to confess than being exposed.
00:19:26There might be room for maneuver.
00:19:29I was crazy as fuck.
00:19:30What's wrong with losing it?
00:19:31Yeah, what's this deal?
00:19:32I don't know.
00:19:35You shameless bitch!
00:19:38You fucking liar!
00:19:39Get the fuck out of my office!
00:19:42Let's do this another time.
00:19:43Not him again.
00:19:55Excuse me.
00:19:57You coming in?
00:19:58You coming in?
00:19:58He smells good.
00:20:11Why is my heart beating so fast?
00:20:13The power will come back on him.
00:20:26Oh, God.
00:20:35Oh, God.
00:20:44Oh, God.
00:20:44Oh, God.
00:20:48Oh, God.
00:20:53Oh, God.
00:21:18does he have claustrophobia hey hey open the door okay don't be afraid
00:21:29are you okay okay alex are you okay you okay where's mommy and daddy
00:21:38your parents have been in a very serious accident son serious accidents accidents
00:21:49hey hey are you okay don't come near me stay back he's not getting better does he have ptsd
00:21:58hey get away from me get away from me no calm down you're gonna hurt yourself
00:22:04alex stop that you're gonna hurt yourself stop get your
00:22:11what are you gonna do give me rabies
00:22:12your voice sounds familiar no i work for the janitor janitor
00:22:25you should come come closer no i i've gotta go
00:22:31hey wait i just i want to say thank you
00:22:35so
00:22:51sammy boss i got some news for you the girl you went on a date with was not elsa smith
00:22:55it was lisa from the design team
00:23:09daring to threaten lisa oh you are so dead
00:23:22oh let me get this for you okay this is my favorite team is there anything else i can help you with
00:23:28watch out hey hey
00:23:38go together this isn't a girl from alex's date she's way too pretty and her hair is red
00:23:47are you elsa smith
00:23:52what are you doing here i'm sorry what oh i know exactly who you are
00:23:56and if i find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with lisa oh you are so dead
00:24:01what are you doing here
00:24:11isn't it so pretty miss why are you looking away
00:24:16you didn't make me cry you're not worth my tears
00:24:20lisa davis it was you all along
00:24:23hello alex i want you to clear your schedule you're gonna drive me to see an old army
00:24:41no time i have a date
00:24:45a date a date is more important than me
00:24:49yeah a date date date
00:24:54yeah
00:24:57okay all right ah listen i'll take care of myself you go do that because you are getting married
00:25:03and i want a full report of how it goes you got it bye
00:25:18alex is definitely a lone wolf like he doesn't ask his family for anything you know i actually heard
00:25:23the craziest story that he was kidnapped by our ex-ceo mr gray no way but it gets even crazier because
00:25:31he took out his own kidnappers and then he got rid of everybody in the company that was related to
00:25:37mr gray and i don't mean just fired i mean he got right out of that he's cruel but brave i mean a
00:25:44little hot but still cruel i know do you even remember steve from hr i know me either one day
00:25:52he was here the next he's gone he's dead it's the power of alex you know i just wonder how many bodies
00:25:59don't come near me no no now that i know his little secret am i also going to be one of those dead bodies
00:26:19i have a proposal for you miss elsa i thought i made myself pretty clear that i don't want anything
00:26:24to do with you hear me out i just want you to act out the rest of the show for the sake of my grandpa
00:26:30and for your time i'll pay you fifty thousand dollars
00:26:38sorry to disappoint but i'm still not interested my daddy is the governor of washington for god's
00:26:43sake i didn't exactly grow up on a meal stipend
00:26:48shit how can i retract that
00:26:54what does she mean by this if a woman rejects you but she sends a heart emoji
00:26:59if a woman rejects you but she sends a heart emoji we need a little more context boss
00:27:10what are we talking about it's just for a friend
00:27:15that doesn't mean they call it a little butt press a little butt play maybe i don't know why don't i go
00:27:22make a few phone calls and figure it out how about that yeah all right
00:27:28i'm a patient man lisa davis but you'll fall into my trap
00:27:41god damn it
00:27:53you vows for it you gotta pay it back
00:27:56shit alex not now where can i head from both of them
00:28:15who are you who are you consider this a warning don't come near her again that
00:28:20bitch i mean that laid out me money how much 150k plus interest
00:28:36who's her
00:28:36i'll raise my compensation to 150k miss elsa please reconsider my offer three dates 150k nothing other
00:28:50than coffee chats or dinner however if you break our contract you will have to pay me back double
00:28:57this is perfect it's the exact amount i need
00:29:04the economy is not doing too hot in washington these days contract is signed looking forward to
00:29:09it me too
00:29:12game on time to pay up after jerking me around
00:29:1820 miles i'm not available right now
00:29:22fine give me a minute
00:29:32hey why did you need me
00:29:34well so here's the thing we both know each other pretty well yeah
00:29:41but there's still some loose ends we put tie up
00:29:45uh what do you want to know thank you you said you worked at a family firm
00:29:53what exactly do you guys specialize in um well we specialize in uh feminine products
00:30:12you wouldn't understand
00:30:12okay um everything i'm wearing right now is for my brains keep on lying
00:30:31why am i here alex you could have called me about this
00:30:34i guess it's a big waste of our time huh i'll see you around
00:30:43did you have 20 miles for this
00:30:50hey where the hell are you girl mr pram just scheduled a meeting and happening in like 20 minutes
00:30:55you better be back before then what
00:31:04if i go in there now he's gonna recognize me
00:31:06sammy so we think it would be a good idea with the flu going around if everybody wore
00:31:15masks during the staff meetings so if you feel a little tickle in your throat
00:31:20being a little sicky pop on a mask protect your friends thank god for the flip
00:31:25that's what you're talking about what are you talking about why is he here where i am
00:31:35i don't know um lisa's here mr brown so guys i have very exciting news lisa from
00:31:42the design team has made it to the finals of the competition
00:31:48now wait a minute i have even better news this is the first competition since i took office so i'll
00:31:55be involved every step of the way which means lisa you and i will be going to the business meeting
00:32:00together down at the factory to pick out the fabrics wow wow yes this is so sweet
00:32:08how can i get through an entire day and night with him
00:32:17sammy hey listen tompkins is pressing again and with the bill going through in a couple days this is
00:32:23just uh it's not looking good for us man tomkins sammy the hell is tomkins tomkins wyatt man the
00:32:31senator the guy who's trying to get us kicked out of washington what's going on with you right
00:32:35now buddy oh the senator sammy don't worry look i have my ways yeah that's cute buddy but listen
00:32:42i don't think you do because you just forgot what the senator's name was so listen i think it'd be
00:32:46best if you just got best hello hi hello i need to check on the measurements of this one sure
00:33:16you're all right thank you
00:33:46crap is he actually going to do that
00:34:03shit alex alex alex wake up i shouldn't try to get that folder alex come on wake up wake up
00:34:09help somebody help me
00:34:11alex wake up wake up there's something i need to tell you okay please please wake up
00:34:25well what is it exactly
00:34:30hey ow i hurt even more i'm out of here you're just gonna you're just gonna leave me here my ankle's
00:34:36heart tych schools are still hurting
00:34:37wake up
00:34:42hey ow ow ow
00:34:53gee
00:34:56I'm sorry.
00:34:59What?
00:35:01For everything.
00:35:17I have to confess something to you.
00:35:21I was at the elevator when you passed out.
00:35:26When I was 18, I stole my dad's car and got into this bad car crash.
00:35:31And I could never drive again.
00:35:34But now I'm driving your car right now, so.
00:35:38What I'm trying to say is you can overcome your fears.
00:35:43So.
00:35:43Stop. Stop.
00:35:45I'm just trying to help you.
00:35:46I know, I know. I like...
00:35:49It's love.
00:35:56Are you okay?
00:36:07You can overcome your fears.
00:36:09Stop. Stop, man.
00:36:11I'm just trying to...
00:36:12It's enough.
00:36:17I would apologize to a girl, Sammy.
00:36:23I would apologize to a girl, Sammy.
00:36:24I mean, what do I have to do to make her forget me?
00:36:29Well, I don't know from a personal experience, boss, but from what I've heard is you find out their preference and you strike with precision.
00:36:37How do I know what she likes?
00:36:39Oh, well, that's easy.
00:36:39All of our employees fill out a little questionnaire on their first day.
00:36:43It's got their interests, hobbies, you know, stuff they like to do, things like that.
00:36:46Sammy.
00:36:48I didn't know she's our employee.
00:36:51Did I say our?
00:36:52I think what I said was, uh, are you...
00:36:56You're looking thirsty.
00:36:57Are you ready for that next cup of hot coffee?
00:36:59Yeah.
00:37:01Coffee.
00:37:01Sammy, hot coffee.
00:37:02I got it, boss.
00:37:03Or you're not hot yet, but you will be when I get that coffee.
00:37:10Next date is Saturday afternoon, Elsa.
00:37:13Maybe he's a little kooky on the head, but somehow he's like a magnet that always pulls me closer.
00:37:30Did you hear?
00:37:31The senator's going to pass that bill and drive us out of this state.
00:37:34Oh, I heard, but don't worry.
00:37:36I have it on very good authority that the governor's daughter and Alex are dating.
00:37:40So with that layer of protection from the governor, no one's going to touch us.
00:37:45Money and looks.
00:37:46Who's going to reject that?
00:37:48Wish I was the governor's daughter.
00:38:06Hello, lovely.
00:38:07Hello.
00:38:08How are you?
00:38:08I'm good.
00:38:09Here's your gift.
00:38:12Oh, my God.
00:38:14How did you know I left Dalmatians?
00:38:15I have plenty more surprises.
00:38:16Come on.
00:38:19Oh.
00:38:20Jesus.
00:38:21Stop wiggling, would you?
00:38:22Stop wiggling.
00:38:24What is poking me?
00:38:32Welcome to the kitchen.
00:38:34Make yourself comfortable.
00:38:36I'll get started on dinner.
00:38:37My favorite thing to do.
00:38:39Cooking and eating with someone I like.
00:38:45Your hair looks different.
00:38:47Same style?
00:38:49A little different.
00:38:50Decided to go brown.
00:38:52It looks lovely.
00:38:53In the dress.
00:38:54Looks great on you.
00:38:57It looks great on you.
00:38:59All of it.
00:39:00Smashing.
00:39:01How did I get so lucky?
00:39:05For you, my love.
00:39:06For you, my love.
00:39:35Wow.
00:39:36Oh, yeah.
00:39:37Bon appetit.
00:39:46Knife to the face.
00:39:47Knife to the face.
00:39:48Knife to the face.
00:39:49Hey, I made you dinner.
00:39:50Oh, okay.
00:39:52Can you put it in my mouth?
00:39:53Yeah?
00:39:54What do you want me to do?
00:39:55Fork.
00:39:56Fork for fork.
00:39:57Yes.
00:39:58Yes.
00:39:59It's a dungeon, babe.
00:40:00It's a dungeon, babe.
00:40:02What is that, marinated in salt?
00:40:04That was fucking disgusting, babe.
00:40:06I tried it.
00:40:07It wasn't that bad.
00:40:08Oh, it wasn't that bad.
00:40:09You tried it?
00:40:10Well, order takeout, like I said.
00:40:13Go!
00:40:34Any comments?
00:40:35It's perfect.
00:40:37You know, when I was growing up, my parents always ordered takeout.
00:40:43They were so busy.
00:40:45I don't think I've ever had a home-cooked meal.
00:40:48So, cooking like this is really special.
00:40:52Maybe.
00:40:53Maybe.
00:40:54I could be a personal chef.
00:40:59Weird.
00:41:00Da-da-da, da-da-da.
00:41:05Mm-hmm.
00:41:07Because let me tell you.
00:41:11Wow.
00:41:13One month me-niversary.
00:41:15You know, it just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:41:30I'm not Elsa.
00:41:31I don't deserve any of this.
00:41:34My Cinderella story is over.
00:41:36And I should return where I belong.
00:41:41I have to go.
00:41:42I'm sorry.
00:41:45Everything he did tonight was for Elsa.
00:41:47I can't pretend to be Elsa anymore.
00:41:49David?
00:42:07Boss.
00:42:08Look, not now.
00:42:10Well, there's something there.
00:42:11I'm not in the mood, Sammy.
00:42:14Okay.
00:42:15It's just about Lisa's ex-boyfriend, David.
00:42:19What?
00:42:22What about him?
00:42:24Exactly.
00:42:25That's what I thought you were going to say.
00:42:26So, I looked more into Lisa's dead,
00:42:28and it turns out that the whole cause of it
00:42:31is this guy, David.
00:42:33Yeah, she didn't even spend a dime of the money.
00:42:36And then he just squirts her off to the road like a little rat.
00:42:41What a fucking loser.
00:42:45I do think that girls do like losers, though.
00:42:51I mean, she's been paying his debt up until just now,
00:42:54which makes me think that, I mean,
00:42:55she's probably still kind of likes him.
00:42:57Please, that is such shit.
00:43:01I'm sorry.
00:43:02I had to tell you, though, you know.
00:43:04Don't apologize.
00:43:05At least now you know I'm not dating the governor's daughter.
00:43:08But if we still want that bill to disappear into thin air,
00:43:14we have to see him immediately.
00:43:17I'm gonna get you to the governor.
00:43:19You're sure?
00:43:20For sure.
00:43:22I'm sure, boss.
00:43:26See you later, Lisa.
00:43:27Bye, man.
00:43:28Bye.
00:43:32Look, would I have Lisa?
00:43:34I know you'd give me a chance to apologize.
00:43:36Are you serious, David?
00:43:37Yes, I'm serious.
00:43:38Can you take a hint, David?
00:43:39A hint?
00:43:40Yeah.
00:43:42You gotta be shitting me.
00:43:44Really?
00:43:45Really?
00:43:46Really?
00:43:47You're going back with the Rex that fast?
00:43:52Bullshit.
00:43:54You still owe me a date.
00:43:56I need you to meet me right now.
00:43:58Who are you hiding from?
00:43:59Did you see somebody?
00:44:02Sorry.
00:44:03Not available right now.
00:44:05Be here in ten minutes or pay double.
00:44:09Sue me.
00:44:12Who are you talking to?
00:44:14None of your business.
00:44:16Shut up!
00:44:19So I might have got you something.
00:44:21How?
00:44:24Okay.
00:44:25Let's see.
00:44:31Who did you steal this from?
00:44:33I didn't have to steal it from anybody.
00:44:35I won the lottery, that's all.
00:44:37You okay?
00:44:39Yeah, right.
00:44:40Okay.
00:44:44What are you doing?
00:44:45Look, I'm rich now.
00:44:47Like, I can pay off all the debts that I owe you,
00:44:50and we can go back to living our happy lives
00:44:52just like we were made to.
00:44:54Lisa.
00:44:56Would you marry me, Lisa?
00:44:59Will you marry me?
00:45:03Will you marry me?
00:45:04Delicious.
00:45:05Is this about the guy earlier?
00:45:06No.
00:45:07It's not about the guy earlier, David.
00:45:08You can't just come waltzing back into my life and think it's gonna work out.
00:45:09It's not.
00:45:10This is me making it up to you now, okay?
00:45:11I could pay you back tenfold.
00:45:12I'll write a hundredfold if that's what you want.
00:45:13Come on!
00:45:14You know what, David?
00:45:15I used to think you were kind of, okay?
00:45:16Oh, kind of, yeah.
00:45:17Maybe nice.
00:45:18You're just a piece of shit.
00:45:19Excuse me.
00:45:20Stay away from me.
00:45:22There are some interesting people here today.
00:45:28tenfold I'll write a hundredfold if that's what you want come on you know
00:45:32what David I used to think you were kind of okay maybe nice you're just a piece of shit
00:45:37excuse me stay away from me
00:45:41there are some interesting people here today I don't think they're that bad so I heard David's
00:45:57back yeah and I am definitely over him Alex is the new problem what did he do now I think I might be
00:46:08in love with him but he's in love with Elsa Smith what's the difference it's still you no Elsa is a
00:46:18princess Lisa is a nobody listen if you need more money or nice clothes to make you feel like a
00:46:25princess you know I got you I don't think money is gonna solve this issue well you know what you
00:46:32look gorgeous and I don't think you need any help come on let's take some photos fine fine fine okay
00:46:55so cute and I really like you I don't think he likes me he loves you he loves you yeah
00:47:08I don't think he likes me no he loves you I don't think he likes me yeah
00:47:14I don't think I'm a girl yeah you look like a thirsty little slut who are you
00:47:19I'm checking you with me tonight whether you like it or not absolutely not
00:47:24oh these guys the fucking garbage pail kids look at that the fuck out of here unless you want to
00:47:41the fucking knife you coward baby I'm gonna get the police all right you fucking asshole
00:47:45no no no no
00:47:48oh
00:48:18Oh, Alex. He's so annoying. Oh, my God.
00:48:23He made me run 20 fucking miles.
00:48:26Also, I'm pretty sure his faint was fake.
00:48:30So you're so annoying. I think about you all the time.
00:48:34Do you really think about me all the time?
00:48:37What? Dreamy?
00:48:48Just drinking a little bit.
00:48:50Oh. There's something I need to tell you, Alex.
00:48:55I'm not actually Elsa. I'm Lisa.
00:49:02I know.
00:49:07I saw.
00:49:26I can't stay right there.
00:49:28Hey, Sam? Yeah?
00:49:30Serious question.
00:49:32Yeah, yeah. Do you like me?
00:49:34What?
00:49:36What do you mean?
00:49:37I just really need you to tell me if you like me because I just said...
00:49:42Well, I just kind of...
00:49:45She confessed to me for the first time.
00:49:53She stole my first kiss.
00:49:54She, uh, she confessed to me for the first time.
00:50:06She stole my first kiss.
00:50:11She confessed to me for the first time.
00:50:14She stole my first kiss.
00:50:18I confess.
00:50:19What are you talking about?
00:50:21She confessed to me the other night.
00:50:25She told me exactly what she was thinking.
00:50:28I wouldn't get your hopes up, boss.
00:50:30We still got the ex-boyfriend David in the picture.
00:50:34Who's David?
00:50:36Oh.
00:50:37You're joking, funny.
00:50:39How are you?
00:50:40Any update with the governor's schedule?
00:50:42Um, it's good.
00:50:46I'm going to put that on your agenda very soon.
00:50:50Just not right now.
00:50:51Sammy.
00:50:54Right now.
00:51:00I'm not actually Elsa.
00:51:02I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa.
00:51:04I mean, you were going to do that sooner or later, so that's good.
00:51:07I also said something I probably shouldn't have.
00:51:09Oh, same here.
00:51:12I did something I really shouldn't have done to Sam.
00:51:16We shouldn't have gotten wasted.
00:51:18Yeah, you're right.
00:51:19Today really does suck.
00:51:20We should not have gotten wasted.
00:51:22I did some stupid stuff.
00:51:23So, see you at the bar tonight?
00:51:27I'll see you at lunch.
00:51:28Yeah.
00:51:29Bye.
00:51:30Ah!
00:51:32You still owe me a date.
00:51:35Leave me at the restaurant after work.
00:51:36The contract says Elsa Smith.
00:51:39That has nothing to do with me.
00:51:41You're in too deep.
00:51:43You can't back out now.
00:51:50You can't back out now.
00:51:52Leave me alone.
00:51:53Isn't that insane?
00:51:54Like, I literally...
00:51:54Your dress is lovely.
00:52:08Can I ask you a question?
00:52:10How in the world did you get so beautiful?
00:52:13This place is lovely.
00:52:14Yeah, seriously.
00:52:18And we'll have our two glasses of Malbec.
00:52:19It's more marinara.
00:52:21How did you know Malbec's my favorite?
00:52:23Lisa, listen.
00:52:25Your introduction the first day at the office was...
00:52:28I mean, exceptional.
00:52:33Your introduction the first day at the office was...
00:52:36I mean, exceptional.
00:52:37Do you recall?
00:52:38I mean, I've never seen anybody in all my time
00:52:40give detail like that.
00:52:42I was impressed.
00:52:43That's how you knew I liked Dalmatians.
00:52:45Thank you so much.
00:52:49Cheers.
00:52:50Cheers.
00:52:50What is it?
00:52:58Get under the table now.
00:53:00Under the table?
00:53:00Get under the table.
00:53:01Get under the table.
00:53:01Get under the table.
00:53:02Back.
00:53:03Back.
00:53:04Ah.
00:53:06Shh.
00:53:06Shh.
00:53:07It's literally insane.
00:53:09They can't even make a coffee.
00:53:10Is that Lisa?
00:53:12Is that who?
00:53:12Oh my god.
00:53:13Lisa?
00:53:14Hi.
00:53:14My goodness.
00:53:17Are you waiting on somebody?
00:53:19No, I'm just eating alone.
00:53:21Oh my god.
00:53:22Wow.
00:53:23Well, will you go grab Greg and tell him that Annie's here, okay?
00:53:26You can stop right away.
00:53:27I'll be right with you guys, okay?
00:53:28I'm so good to see this.
00:53:29Oh my gosh, I love the dress.
00:53:37Yeah, you've got tons of food here.
00:53:40Do you mind if I have a bite?
00:53:41I just, I can feel my blood sugar.
00:53:43I don't think you're going to finish all this, right?
00:53:45No, please eat it all.
00:53:48A few glasses of wine.
00:53:49Must have had a week, huh?
00:53:51Long day, long day.
00:53:52Mmm.
00:53:53Mmm.
00:53:54God.
00:53:55Mmm.
00:53:56So I've been meaning to ask you, okay?
00:53:58You've been acting a little bit funky
00:53:59ever since you got back from that business trip with Alex.
00:54:02Yeah.
00:54:02Are you going to tell me what's up?
00:54:05Um...
00:54:05Is he making you work overtime?
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08God.
00:54:08God, I knew it.
00:54:09Really?
00:54:10Oh, God.
00:54:10I mean, you said he was a little bit cuckoo
00:54:12and I didn't quite believe yet.
00:54:14But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:54:20You said he was a little bit cuckoo
00:54:22and I didn't quite believe yet.
00:54:23Seriously, Lisa?
00:54:24But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:54:26Did I say that?
00:54:27You don't remember?
00:54:29Um, you said he was, like, petty
00:54:30and self-obsessed
00:54:31and, like, there was no way
00:54:32he was ever going to get a girl with men.
00:54:34Stop, stop, Lisa.
00:54:36Um, the purse.
00:54:38Oh, let me get it.
00:54:42There you go.
00:54:43Thanks.
00:54:44Mm-hmm.
00:54:44Well, this was delicious.
00:54:46Uh, nope.
00:54:48Yep, they're seating us.
00:54:49Bye.
00:54:49See you later.
00:54:50Thank you for this.
00:54:50Everyone, I have an amazing announcement to make.
00:55:08Come on, over.
00:55:09Now, we need to congratulate Lisa
00:55:12because she won first place
00:55:15in the Paris International Designers Award.
00:55:18Ah!
00:55:18Thanks.
00:55:19Congratulations.
00:55:21You totally knocked it out of the park
00:55:23and I would love to see them try and...
00:55:25My life has surely changed since I met Alex.
00:55:30Lisa, I'm done playing hide-and-go-seek.
00:55:34I'd like to officially ask you.
00:55:40Would you be my girlfriend?
00:55:42Are you sure about that, Alex?
00:55:47If you'd accept my humble request.
00:55:49I think you still owe me something.
00:55:51What do I owe you?
00:55:56Yeah!
00:55:56Yeah!
00:56:04I feel like I really screwed this one up.
00:56:14I feel like he's never going to talk to me again.
00:56:17What am I doing wrong?
00:56:28Sam.
00:56:28You're not trying to hide from me, are you?
00:56:35No.
00:56:38Good.
00:56:43Okay.
00:56:45Okay.
00:56:49It's been an hour since we've had lunch.
00:56:52Why hasn't she texted?
00:56:54What, is her phone broken?
00:56:55Boss, just relax, all right?
00:56:57She's going to give you a call.
00:56:58Oh, Jesus.
00:57:00I do have some good news, though.
00:57:02The governor was so happy with you after the meeting
00:57:04that he is completely convinced that B&G
00:57:08is going to play a pivotal role
00:57:10in Washington's industrial development.
00:57:13Especially after he saw Lisa's award-winning designs.
00:57:15He was just very impressed.
00:57:18Just as I suspected,
00:57:20he's rejecting the bill.
00:57:23Mr. Gray is officially
00:57:25out of the picture.
00:57:27Well, I guess we have Lisa to thank.
00:57:30Yeah.
00:57:32And maybe it's a good gesture
00:57:34to bring Lisa out to dinner.
00:57:37Well, I would like to welcome Lisa into our home.
00:57:46And the shiitake mushrooms were flown in,
00:57:49especially from Japan,
00:57:50for our special guest.
00:57:53Lisa, welcome to our home.
00:57:56Forgive me.
00:57:57I just have to say,
00:58:00we've been talking about marriage.
00:58:02What's it going to be?
00:58:05Well, I think we were thinking of waiting.
00:58:07No, I think we're actually ready.
00:58:11No, honey.
00:58:12You're thinking of waiting.
00:58:13No, I think I'm ready, at least.
00:58:18Which is it going to be?
00:58:24I have something very important
00:58:27to talk to you about with Alex, Lisa.
00:58:31Alex suffered a severe trauma as a child,
00:58:34and he developed PTSD and claustrophobia as a result.
00:58:41I won't spare you any of the details.
00:58:43He was six years old
00:58:44and his parents were out shopping
00:58:46and Alex decided to play hide-and-seek
00:58:49to make them find him when they returned.
00:58:52And he waited and waited and waited.
00:58:57The most horrible of fates happened.
00:59:00They died in a car accident.
00:59:06They died in a car accident.
00:59:10Calm down.
00:59:11Calm down.
00:59:11You're going to hurt yourself.
00:59:12Hey, oh my God, stop that.
00:59:13You're going to hurt yourself.
00:59:15Hey, you can overcome your fears.
00:59:16Stop.
00:59:17Stop.
00:59:18And Alex was in that closet
00:59:21the next day when I found him.
00:59:23He had gone into shock
00:59:24and he was dehydrated
00:59:26and we had to rush him to the hospital.
00:59:28When he regained consciousness,
00:59:31I had to explain to him
00:59:33what had happened to his parents.
00:59:36And he never became willing
00:59:37to talk about his feelings.
00:59:39I'm afraid that at some point in time
00:59:42in the future,
00:59:43he may exhibit these symptoms again.
00:59:46I hope that you could cope with that
00:59:48if it were to happen.
00:59:50Yes, Mr. Brown.
00:59:52I will always take care of him.
00:59:53Hey, I couldn't sleep.
00:59:59I'm outside.
01:00:00Can you meet me?
01:00:02Coming.
01:00:07Grab it.
01:00:08Get in the fucking bed.
01:00:10Don't let go of me.
01:00:11What the hell?
01:00:12I'll give you anything you want.
01:00:27Let's go.
01:00:28Ah!
01:00:30Ah!
01:00:31Ah!
01:00:32Ah!
01:00:33Ah!
01:00:33Oh!
01:00:34Good care.
01:00:34Mm-hmm.
01:00:35Mm-hmm.
01:00:35Wow!
01:00:40Ah!
01:00:48Ah!
01:00:49Ah!
01:00:50Ah!
01:00:50Oh!
01:00:52Ah!
01:00:53Ah!
01:00:53There's my mommy and daddy. Did they forget about me? Please go back.
01:01:00Hey, bud. Oh, Alex, come on, buddy. Don't be afraid.
01:01:06Look, you have to conquer your fear. Lisa's your true love, my friend.
01:01:11You can overcome your fears.
01:01:13With her, you no longer feel afraid or desperate or in solitude, so get out there, buddy.
01:01:20Come on, buddy. Go. She needs you.
01:01:31Shut the fuck up! She'll fucking kill you!
01:01:35This fucking guy made it in you!
01:01:37No, motherfucker!
01:01:39Come on!
01:01:49Lisa?
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:55You got hit. Are you okay?
01:01:57Yeah.
01:02:04I love you.
01:02:05Are you okay?
01:02:09Okay.
01:02:10Okay.
01:02:21My love.
01:02:22Hello, Mr. Brown.
01:02:24Do me a favor.
01:02:25No overtime tonight.
01:02:27We have new products going out in 10 days. I have to look over the specs.
01:02:31Oh, my love. My love. My love. I haven't seen you at home in 10 days.
01:02:34You should always get an out.
01:02:36We're in the office.
01:02:37Yeah, but no person or place could ever diminish the intensity of my love I have for you.
01:02:43Oh.
01:02:45Yes, we're coming home.
01:02:47Aw.
01:02:48Yeah, that's cute.
01:02:50Aw.
01:02:51Bye.
01:02:52Bye.