A Girl's Guide To A Queen Bee Take Down Full Movie

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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.

00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?

00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.

00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.

00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.

00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.

00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.

00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.

00:00:50This can't possibly end well.

00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.

00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.

00:01:19What'd you do that for?

00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.

00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.

00:01:25Look at those clothes.

00:01:27Disgusto barfo.

00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.

00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?

00:01:34Like a little baby?

00:01:37Oops.

00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?

00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?

00:01:58Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.

00:02:16That's worth $10 million.

00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.

00:02:21Oh, my God, what have you done?

00:02:33There you go.

00:02:34There you go, girl.

00:02:35Don't worry.

00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.

00:02:41She's a bitch.

00:02:43Yeah.

00:02:44You look like you need a hand.

00:02:47You look like you need a hand.

00:02:50Thanks.

00:02:51You're the new girl.

00:02:54I'm Rose.

00:02:56Pleased to meet you.

00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.

00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.

00:03:00How wonderful.

00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.

00:03:07Should I be taking notes?

00:03:08Only if you want to survive.

00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.

00:03:16The jocks.

00:03:19And the nurse.

00:03:21I'm the nerd.

00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.

00:03:26And the queen bees.

00:03:28I would steer clear of them.

00:03:30Especially Sloane.

00:03:31She stings.

00:03:39Oh.

00:03:40Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.

00:03:54I wasn't.

00:03:55Oh.

00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.

00:03:57The most popular guy in school.

00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.

00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.

00:04:06Hmm.

00:04:07Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.

00:04:18The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.

00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.

00:04:39Oh, and that's Eric.

00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.

00:04:49He's a skater.

00:04:50Oh.

00:04:52Hey, Gabby.

00:04:53Yo.

00:04:53That's Eric.

00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.

00:05:01Oh, yeah.

00:05:01You in?

00:05:02Yeah, sure.

00:05:02Sweet.

00:05:03Then I'm in.

00:05:04Awesome.

00:05:06Got a boat.

00:05:06Later, babes.

00:05:08Oh, my God.

00:05:09Oh, my God.

00:05:09He's just calling me.

00:05:10Shh.

00:05:11I think he likes you.

00:05:13Okay.

00:05:14Now for the important stuff.

00:05:15Okay.

00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.

00:05:18And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.

00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.

00:05:24He gets handsy.

00:05:25Hey, watch out.

00:05:32Oh, my God.

00:05:33I'm so sorry.

00:05:36It's fine.

00:05:37It's just a little blood.

00:05:38Hang on.

00:05:44Thanks.

00:05:47Your jacket smells good.

00:05:51Are you the new girl?

00:05:56Yeah.

00:05:59I'm Chasen.

00:06:02Rose.

00:06:04Nice to meet you.

00:06:09Come on, Chasen.

00:06:10Home room's starting.

00:06:13Stay away from this trash.

00:06:15Might catch something.

00:06:15Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.

00:06:19Let's go.

00:06:21Chasen, come back.

00:06:21Later.

00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.

00:06:26Oh, my God.

00:06:28Your jacket smells good.

00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.

00:06:31Yep.

00:06:32Kind of lame.

00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.

00:06:38Come on.

00:06:38Let's go.

00:06:39Let's go.

00:06:40Let's go.

00:06:41Let's go.

00:06:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.

00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.

00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.

00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.

00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?

00:07:12Is it just Rose?

00:07:13Yes.

00:07:14Rose will suffice.

00:07:15How about second-hand Rose?

00:07:19That's enough.

00:07:21Grab brackets.

00:07:27Ow, ow.

00:07:28Oh, my God.

00:07:29Ow, ow.

00:07:29There's something in my eye.

00:07:30What is it?

00:07:31Something's in my eye.

00:07:32I need my context solution or something.

00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?

00:07:35Yes.

00:07:35Where is it?

00:07:36It's in my locker.

00:07:37Go get it.

00:07:37Over there?

00:07:37Okay.

00:07:38Go.

00:07:38Oh, my God.

00:07:50Oh, my God.

00:07:50Hey.

00:07:50Oh.

00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?

00:07:57I thought that, um...

00:07:58That'll show the bitch.

00:08:11Oh, my God.

00:08:14Rose?

00:08:15Where are you?

00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?

00:08:28Rose?

00:08:35Hello.

00:08:36What are you doing in the boys' locker room?

00:08:38Chasen?

00:08:39Is that you?

00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?

00:08:42Don't lie to me.

00:08:43I saw her come in here.

00:08:44What do I do?

00:08:45How is she not here?

00:09:01I've got to get out of here before I get caught.

00:09:15I'm so sorry.

00:09:36Ow!

00:09:37Ow!

00:09:37Excuse you much.

00:09:43Why are you wet?

00:09:45How's your eye?

00:09:52Miraculously better.

00:10:08What exactly is going on here?

00:10:15Nothing.

00:10:16Absolutely nothing.

00:10:17But...

00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.

00:10:22Hmm.

00:10:24Listen up second-hand, Rose.

00:10:26Chasen?

00:10:27Off-limits.

00:10:29Understand?

00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.

00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...

00:10:36You know what?

00:10:37With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.

00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.

00:10:48That's it.

00:10:49You are my new project.

00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.

00:10:52You know what they say, right?

00:10:54Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.

00:10:58Ugh.

00:10:59Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?

00:10:59It's gonna be so fun.

00:11:00Well, it's more than fun.

00:11:00I have to win that scholarship to go to college.

00:11:01You don't have money.

00:11:02We'll win.

00:11:03I promise.

00:11:04We'll win.

00:11:05Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.

00:11:07Yes.

00:11:08Great.

00:11:09Great.

00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.

00:11:28Crazy.

00:11:29Rose, what are you doing?

00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.

00:11:36Oh.

00:11:37Mm-hmm.

00:11:38Okay.

00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.

00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and queen bees don't associate with nerds.

00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.

00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.

00:11:50Be there.

00:11:54Uh, it's okay.

00:12:01Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.

00:12:07It's not important to me.

00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so.

00:12:13What are you talking about?

00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.

00:12:19Just go.

00:12:20You're not going to fit in anyway.

00:12:22Fine.

00:12:23Whatever.

00:12:24Whatever.

00:12:33Wow.

00:12:34You're fitting in fast.

00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.

00:12:41She means that as a compliment.

00:12:43Probably.

00:12:44Yeah.

00:12:45Definitely.

00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.

00:12:51Guess I'm a fast learner.

00:12:53Wow.

00:12:54So modest.

00:12:55Love set.

00:12:56Hey, good form out there.

00:13:00Thanks.

00:13:01Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?

00:13:06I would have paid to see that.

00:13:08Oh my God.

00:13:09Ow.

00:13:10I think I pulled something.

00:13:12You okay?

00:13:13No.

00:13:14Oh God.

00:13:15Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.

00:13:21You're not serious.

00:13:22You're not serious.

00:13:23I am.

00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.

00:13:28Don't worry.

00:13:29I'll bring him back.

00:13:30Later.

00:13:31Yeah.

00:13:32I'll see ya.

00:13:33She's being nice.

00:13:34That's never a good sign.

00:13:35Oh my God.

00:13:36Ew.

00:13:37Look at these losers.

00:13:38My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.

00:13:53Private tutors.

00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.

00:13:59Um, no.

00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.

00:14:01She told me so herself.

00:14:03Wow.

00:14:04You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes

00:14:10in their place.

00:14:11Gossip chains?

00:14:12Watch this.

00:14:24Now watch what happens.

00:14:25Ew.

00:14:35Hey, Eric.

00:14:39Just leave me alone, Gabby.

00:14:40Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?

00:14:43What?

00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:14:45You really thought I wouldn't find out?

00:14:47What?

00:14:48Agh!

00:14:59Gabby.

00:15:03You okay?

00:15:04Do you care?

00:15:05Of course I do.

00:15:07You lied to me.

00:15:08Why?

00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.

00:15:15You're what?

00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.

00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.

00:15:25Who told you?

00:15:26Doesn't matter.

00:15:27Coach is looking for you.

00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.

00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.

00:15:34I just wanted to...

00:15:34And the gossip?

00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.

00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.

00:15:40Okay, I didn't start that.

00:15:45But I also didn't stop it, and I hate myself for that.

00:15:52Let me make it up to you.

00:15:56How?

00:15:57Give me one chance.

00:15:59This Saturday.

00:16:01I'm studying for the Dekathalon.

00:16:03Skip it!

00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.

00:16:07No tricks.

00:16:09Just the truth.

00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God...

00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.

00:16:34Relax, it's just where I live.

00:16:37It's not who I am.

00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.

00:16:42And you have a butler?

00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.

00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...

00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?

00:17:01Why would you ever go to Hayton High?

00:17:16I was lonely.

00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.

00:17:20And I wanted a boyfriend.

00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.

00:17:27It's not all that.

00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.

00:17:35So what are you going to do?

00:17:38I'm going to take her down.

00:17:41How?

00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?

00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.

00:17:47No way!

00:17:48No way!

00:17:49I could teach you.

00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.

00:17:54And that's rich.

00:18:18She did that on purpose.

00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam!

00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.

00:18:30You can ask Abby.

00:18:31I missed like five in a row.

00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.

00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloan.

00:18:38It's a basic social skill.

00:18:40She smiled when she hit me!

00:18:42I smile a lot.

00:18:44It's polite.

00:18:45Enough!

00:18:47This isn't court TV.

00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?

00:19:02You should definitely believe that.

00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.

00:19:08Liar.

00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?

00:19:13Fine.

00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.

00:19:18Consider this your strike one.

00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.

00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:19:39What did you say?

00:19:41Found this on the ground.

00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.

00:19:47Eric, please.

00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.

00:19:51Please don't.

00:19:52Yeah, look.

00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.

00:19:54Just like best friends.

00:19:59Um, okay.

00:20:02Pinky swear.

00:20:05Uh, okay.

00:20:06Pinky swear.

00:20:08So, wanna sit together at lunch?

00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.

00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.

00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip train.

00:20:22Right.

00:20:23Now, figures.

00:20:26Pinky swear.

00:20:29Awesome.

00:20:30Awesome.

00:20:31Awesome.

00:20:31But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.

00:20:43Oh, my God.

00:20:44Oh, my God.

00:20:44I'm so relieved.

00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?

00:20:52Just friends.

00:20:57Promise.

00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?

00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?

00:20:59What are you talking about?

00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?

00:21:04Look who's talking.

00:21:06You tormented Gabby.

00:21:08You tormented Gabby.

00:21:09You torment everyone.

00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.

00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?

00:21:15Since forever.

00:21:16Since forever.

00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.

00:21:21Oh, please.

00:21:22You loved it.

00:21:23You loved every second of it.

00:21:25I tolerated it because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.

00:21:31Oh, honey, your halo, it's slipping.

00:21:34And yours was always fake.

00:21:44Oh, honey, your halo, it's slipping.

00:21:46And yours was always fake.

00:21:49You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.

00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.

00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.

00:22:01It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.

00:22:07Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.

00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?

00:22:15I've always been better than you.

00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.

00:22:24This is war, Rose Smith.

00:22:32Bring it on.

00:22:42You bitch!

00:22:44Hey.

00:22:48Hey.

00:22:49Hey.

00:23:02Hey, I need to ask you something. It's kind of important. No, it's really, it's actually

00:23:20kind of lame. What's up? I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis. After hitting

00:23:30Sloan in the face, I could really use the hope. I can, yeah, definitely coach you. Cool. After

00:23:38school? After school. It's a date.

00:24:00I can't do it.

00:24:04Here, here, here. You're like this.

00:24:08Okay.

00:24:11Like that. Okay? Ready?

00:24:15Ready?

00:24:22Oh!

00:24:23Yeah. You should join the tennis team.

00:24:30You know, I think that's an excellent idea.

00:24:38Hey!

00:24:38You bitch. You won't get away with this.

00:24:56Whoops. Looks like laundry day came early.

00:25:10What the hell?

00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no. You've got to be kidding me.

00:25:35Oh my god.

00:25:56Oh my god.

00:25:58Oh my god.

00:26:00Oh my god.

00:26:02What are you doing?

00:26:22Rose Smith.

00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?

00:26:26Someone took my clothes.

00:26:28Strike two.

00:26:29Now. Go. Get. Dressed.

00:26:39Checkmate.

00:26:46Here.

00:26:47Take this.

00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.

00:26:54I owe you one.

00:26:55Again.

00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.

00:26:59I owe you one.

00:26:59Oh my god.

00:27:07Eric.

00:27:09Huh?

00:27:10I don't even know what that means.

00:27:12He likes you.

00:27:13He doesn't even know me.

00:27:15Some people notice more than they let on.

00:27:19Maybe.

00:27:20My lord.

00:27:25What happened to you?

00:27:25I'll explain in the car.

00:27:29Long day.

00:27:30Are they okay?

00:27:31Yeah.

00:27:32Oh my god.

00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.

00:27:35Gross older guy?

00:27:36Even better.

00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.

00:27:39Ew.

00:27:40I don't even know what that means.

00:27:51Settle down.

00:27:52Settle down, everybody.

00:27:54People.

00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.

00:27:58Remember.

00:27:59You're representing the school.

00:28:00Mind if I sit here?

00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.

00:28:16Hey, Rose.

00:28:30Saved you a seat.

00:28:32Okay.

00:28:33No, you don't.

00:28:36Jason.

00:28:38You're safe, honey.

00:28:41Sorry, Eric.

00:28:43On the way back?

00:28:43Yeah.

00:28:44Okay, sure.

00:28:46I'm gonna sit right here.

00:29:07On my man's lap.

00:29:09Sloane, seriously?

00:29:10There's no room.

00:29:17Everyone!

00:29:18I have an announcement to make.

00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.

00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.

00:29:25Better show up.

00:29:26So you're gonna go?

00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.

00:29:40Why not?

00:29:41I'll be going.

00:29:41Well, okay, then.

00:29:45I'll go.

00:29:53Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...

00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.

00:30:00Exactly.

00:30:01I got a plan.

00:30:02All right.

00:30:17Here we go.

00:30:18This was a mistake.

00:30:20I don't belong here.

00:30:20Yes, yes, you do.

00:30:22You're with me.

00:30:23That's my point.

00:30:24See, Eric is here.

00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.

00:30:27Oh, come here.

00:30:31This could be a turning point.

00:30:33Just stick with me.

00:30:35Okay?

00:30:40Okay, ready?

00:30:41Oh, yes.

00:30:42Oh, look.

00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.

00:30:50I found it.

00:30:51Okay.

00:30:53Hi.

00:30:56No, thank you.

00:30:57I don't drink.

00:30:59Of course you don't.

00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?

00:31:07Oh, my God.

00:31:09You are virgins.

00:31:10Shut up, son.

00:31:11Stop being a jerk.

00:31:13Okay.

00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?

00:31:16Yeah.

00:31:17Truth or dare.

00:31:25Oh, Gabby to Eric.

00:31:27Truth or dare.

00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?

00:31:32Truth.

00:31:32Truth or dare.

00:31:33Truth or dare.

00:31:40Oh, my God.

00:31:41Come on, Gabby.

00:31:42We don't have all night.

00:31:44What's your favorite color?

00:31:45Uh, okay, what kind of question is that?

00:31:48Blue?

00:31:49Virgin.

00:31:50Sloan.

00:31:51What?

00:31:53Okay.

00:31:55Ooh.

00:31:56Eric to Rose.

00:31:58Okay.

00:31:58Rose.

00:31:59Truth or dare.

00:32:01Truth or dare.

00:32:02Dare.

00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.

00:32:06Wait, what?

00:32:07Come on, Rose.

00:32:08Rose.

00:32:09Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose.

00:32:17What the hell?

00:32:27Hey, watch out, asshole.

00:32:29Oh, yeah.

00:32:30What are you going to do about it?

00:32:35No, Gabby, wait.

00:32:36Let her go.

00:32:38If you chase her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.

00:32:41Okay.

00:32:42Chasen, you're up.

00:32:44Truth or dare?

00:32:46Dare.

00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.

00:32:54Rose, you go to dinner with me on Saturday?

00:32:58What?

00:33:01I'd love to.

00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?

00:33:29Oh, my God.

00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?

00:33:39Shit.

00:33:41Oh.

00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.

00:33:42I thought that's...

00:33:43I forgot.

00:33:44The door wasn't...

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00:34:14What the?

00:34:26What the?

00:34:44Wait, what?

00:35:00Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?

00:35:03Gross.

00:35:04What?

00:35:06It's true.

00:35:07I've seen you together.

00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.

00:35:11I have photos.

00:35:14He's not her sugar daddy.

00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.

00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.

00:35:27Harry?

00:35:35I know who that man is.

00:35:38He's her dad.

00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.

00:35:43Remember, Rose?

00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue?

00:35:46Yeah.

00:35:47That was a really fun day.

00:35:49Yeah.

00:35:50Oh my God, shut up!

00:35:51They're lying!

00:35:54Eric?

00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.

00:36:01Oh, you got a nice butt.

00:36:02Eric, we're just friends.

00:36:03Let's be more than friends.

00:36:04Please, don't make this harder.

00:36:05Please.

00:36:06I wonder if I want to make it harder.

00:36:07Hey, stop!

00:36:08Stop!

00:36:09Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!

00:36:10Oh, shit!

00:36:11What are you laughing at, loser?

00:36:12Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?

00:36:13Wasn't she supposed to come?

00:36:14Shut up!

00:36:15She just called me and had an emergency.

00:36:16You're a liar.

00:36:17You don't even know her.

00:36:18Yeah, I do, asshole!

00:36:19No.

00:36:20She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:36:21Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:36:22She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:36:47She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:36:49doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby. Oh my

00:36:56god. Okay I've heard everything at this point. Her?

00:37:11I can't do this anymore. Everyone is so evil. They're horrible. Unlike you.

00:37:19Are we still up for Saturday night? No. Forget it. Forget everything. You don't want to be seen with me.

00:37:28I know Eric was just joking. He's an asshole. But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.

00:37:35Yeah. Yeah. He was just kidding. Obviously I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby. Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.

00:37:46Come on. Just say yes.

00:37:54Okay. Okay.

00:37:58Where I was early for my first real date.

00:38:06Hello? This is Rachel from Shea Belle V. Unfortunately we're overbooked tonight. But Mr.

00:38:15Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant

00:38:20Shea Maurice. 7 p.m. Oh. Okay. Thanks.

00:38:25Understand the assignment?

00:38:40Good.

00:38:42Please.

00:38:496 p.m. Shea said I was just walking by outside.

00:38:56Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.

00:39:20I've been stood up.

00:39:22Hey, Rose.

00:39:23Small world.

00:39:24What are you doing here?

00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.

00:39:32No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.

00:39:41What?

00:39:42You mind if I sit?

00:39:44Sure.

00:39:45Go ahead.

00:39:45Um.

00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.

00:39:59She's a half hour late.

00:40:00Really?

00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.

00:40:05What?

00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.

00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.

00:40:21I know.

00:40:22But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.

00:40:28What?

00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.

00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.

00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.

00:40:37Be my guest.

00:40:38It's Jason.

00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.

00:40:42What's he saying?

00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?

00:40:50No.

00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.

00:40:55Okay?

00:40:57Okay.

00:41:12You okay?

00:41:22Yeah.

00:41:26What?

00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.

00:41:33I've been so stupid.

00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.

00:41:40It's probably for the best.

00:41:41That guy's a pig.

00:41:44Yeah.

00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.

00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?

00:42:01Yeah.

00:42:02Yeah, sure.

00:42:02Let's go.

00:42:11What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?

00:42:26Hello?

00:42:30Hello?

00:42:32Hello?

00:42:33I don't care.

00:42:35Well, you will.

00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.

00:42:38And you're going to ace this.

00:42:40And...

00:42:40Oh, no.

00:42:43What now?

00:42:45Sloan posted this.

00:42:49Jason and Sloan?

00:42:51They were together last night.

00:42:53And they're going to prom together.

00:42:55But he said he liked me.

00:43:00Yeah.

00:43:04Heh.

00:43:04Hey, virgin.

00:43:15Did you hear the news?

00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.

00:43:19And we're going to prom together.

00:43:22That's a lie.

00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.

00:43:27Oh.

00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.

00:43:29Enough, Sloan.

00:43:31I'm done.

00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.

00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.

00:43:42Everyone knows it.

00:43:43And no one seems to care.

00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.

00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.

00:43:51Because I don't believe it.

00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.

00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.

00:44:04You take that back.

00:44:06Or what?

00:44:10You take that back.

00:44:13Or what?

00:44:15Beans fight.

00:44:16Beans fight.

00:44:17Beans fight.

00:44:18Beans fight.

00:44:19Beans fight.

00:44:20Beans fight.

00:44:21Beans fight.

00:44:22Beans fight.

00:44:25Girls!

00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?

00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, my foot.

00:44:29Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot.

00:44:33Rose.

00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.

00:44:40Third strike.

00:44:41You're out.

00:44:42Expelled.

00:44:45Now go get your things.

00:44:46But...

00:44:47I didn't touch her.

00:44:49I didn't touch you.

00:44:50I said go.

00:44:53You heard the man go.

00:44:55Go!

00:45:07And?

00:45:08Expelled.

00:45:09Expelled.

00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon?

00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.

00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.

00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-witted bitch!

00:45:33What?

00:45:34You heard me?

00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.

00:45:40Oh, honey.

00:45:41You were never going to college.

00:45:42You're too stupid.

00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.

00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!

00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude!

00:45:59Oh, Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.

00:46:10Gabby, wait.

00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.

00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.

00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.

00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.

00:46:24But I tried.

00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.

00:46:28I don't get to go to college.

00:46:31And it's all because of you.

00:46:33But...

00:46:33You...

00:46:34And your drama.

00:46:38Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?

00:46:39I don't get to go to college.

00:46:41I don't get to go to college.

00:46:42That was so hot.

00:47:12I don't know.

00:47:42Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:48:00How'd you find out?

00:48:02Eric told me.

00:48:03Tell me.

00:48:05Tell me!

00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.

00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?

00:48:15I was going to.

00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.

00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.

00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.

00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.

00:48:31I sleep with Sloane.

00:48:33She drugged me.

00:48:35And the date thing was a setup.

00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.

00:48:42They set me up to.

00:48:44I'm sorry.

00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?

00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?

00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.

00:49:05And I wanted you to like me for me.

00:49:11And not because of what I am.

00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.

00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.

00:49:20You're so beautiful.

00:49:25You're so beautiful.

00:49:50Why are you wet?

00:50:01It doesn't matter.

00:50:05I have an idea.

00:50:08What?

00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.

00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.

00:50:29Okay, I give up.

00:50:31You should give up.

00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.

00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.

00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?

00:50:45Yeah.

00:50:46Pretty much.

00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.

00:50:53Okay.

00:50:56Oh!

00:50:58Oh!

00:50:59Oh!

00:51:05That way I didn't even go.

00:51:11You're different when you're like this.

00:51:22Like what?

00:51:24Yourself.

00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.

00:51:33Neither did I.

00:51:37I don't want it to end.

00:51:39It doesn't have to.

00:52:00I'm a virgin.

00:52:01I'm a virgin.

00:52:10I'm a virgin.

00:52:18I love you, Rose.

00:52:26I love you, too.

00:52:27I love you, too.

00:52:31I love you, too.

00:52:32I love you, too.

00:52:33I love you, too.

00:52:34I love you, too.

00:52:35I love you, too.

00:52:36I love you, too.

00:52:37I love you, too.

00:52:38I love you, too.

00:52:39I love you, too.

00:52:40I love you, too.

00:52:41I love you, too.

00:52:42I love you, too.

00:52:43I love you, too.

00:52:44I love you, too.

00:52:45I love you, too.

00:52:46I love you, too.

00:52:47I love you, too.

00:52:48I worked up an appetite.

00:53:18So how was it?

00:53:21It was amazing.

00:53:26Do I look different?

00:53:29No, you look beautiful.

00:53:39I have something important to ask you.

00:53:42Uh-oh.

00:53:43What?

00:53:44Will you go to the prom with me?

00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?

00:53:59Jason, I can't.

00:54:05I was expelled.

00:54:07Fuck.

00:54:12And I agreed to attend the opera that night.

00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.

00:54:23Hey, Jason.

00:54:34Hey.

00:54:35How's Rose?

00:54:37Bummed.

00:54:38I feel awful.

00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.

00:54:42Yeah.

00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?

00:54:48Well, maybe.

00:54:54Might not be a bad idea.

00:55:00I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.

00:55:12Yes, indeed, I am aware, but I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.

00:55:18Are we ready to leave?

00:55:22Hey, Gabby.

00:55:23Rose.

00:55:24Get over here right away.

00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.

00:55:26Wait, what?

00:55:27What happened?

00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.

00:55:34Something happened to Jason.

00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?

00:55:46Where's Jason?

00:55:48Where's Jason?

00:55:49Audrey Rose.

00:55:50She's so beautiful.

00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.

00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:56:06Oh, my God.

00:56:07Oh, my God.

00:56:08Is she doing here?

00:56:09That's really old people's.

00:56:12Give me that.

00:56:13Jason.

00:56:14Jason.

00:56:15Jason.

00:56:16Hang on.

00:56:17Hang on.

00:56:18She can't be here.

00:56:20She's expelled.

00:56:21Security.

00:56:22Security.

00:56:24No.

00:56:27Give it.

00:56:29Hang on, everyone.

00:56:30Gabby.

00:56:33You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.

00:57:02And Sloan drug Jason to make it look like they slept together.

00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.

00:57:09You bitch.

00:57:10Security.

00:57:12Please escort Sloan to my office.

00:57:14No.

00:57:14Please.

00:57:15No, get off me.

00:57:15Do not touch me.

00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?

00:57:18Jason.

00:57:19Okay.

00:57:27It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.

00:57:32First, the prom king is Jason Gray.

00:57:46And now the moment you've all been waiting for.

00:57:48This year's prom queen is...

00:57:56Audrey Rose Winterspeed.

00:57:59Come on, get up there, Rose.

00:58:02Come on, get up there.

00:58:19Congratulations.

00:58:23Hi.

00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.

00:58:29No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls, this time can be exceptionally painful.

00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.

00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.

00:58:54I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.

00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.

00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.

00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.

00:59:15Wait, what?

00:59:23I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.

00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.

00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.

00:59:35Good luck!

00:59:59Hey.

01:00:00Hey, want to dance?

01:00:06Get lost, asshole.

01:00:12Everyone?

01:00:14All right, all right. I know you want to get back to dancing.

01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.

01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabi has been awarded an academic scholarship.

01:00:30Gabi, all that hard work has paid off. Congratulations.

01:00:52Yes, girl.

01:01:00And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.

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