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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02What'd you do that for?
00:01:05Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:02:08The ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please.
00:02:10Everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:38She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:01Okay, quick rundown of the echo system.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay.
00:03:11Here we have our fiscators.
00:03:13The jocks.
00:03:14The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:32Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:50Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:52I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:03It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Hmm.
00:04:22Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:42Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's good.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:51Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Man, I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He just called us.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk.
00:05:20If you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33He's got a fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:39Oh, thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:58I'm Jason.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:03Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Jason.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Jason, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:21I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:52Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:33Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah, where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Yeah, go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:49Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:13Oh, my God.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:20Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen, is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02I'm so sorry.
00:09:29How is she not here?
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:59What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up, secondhand Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup,
00:10:41better clothes,
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair,
00:10:45you could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:59You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close,
00:11:04and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all,
00:11:40you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd,
00:11:42and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly,
00:11:45the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important,
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1,500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know,
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:57Loops it.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would have paid to see that.
00:13:09Ow!
00:13:10Oh, my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:15Oh, God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40I'll see you.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:04You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes
00:14:11in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby.
00:15:33I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Gab, everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:48Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:10If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:22I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis quote with your name on it.
00:16:42Can you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better, so bye.
00:16:54Oh, God.
00:17:08Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41On this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:45Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being,
00:20:38Eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:41and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking,
00:21:20hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:33You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:35Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:39After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Hey!
00:24:36You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:24:55Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You got to be kidding me.
00:25:58Oh, no, no, no.
00:26:01Oh, no, no, no.
00:26:20What are you doing?
00:26:21Rose Smith.
00:26:23Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:27Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:38Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:46Take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:54Not again.
00:26:55Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:56I'm reliable.
00:27:06Eric.
00:27:08Huh.
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:13Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:25I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:29Are we okay?
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:31Oh, my God.
00:27:32There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross older guy?
00:27:35Even better.
00:27:36This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:50Settle down.
00:27:51Settle down, everybody.
00:27:52People.
00:27:53This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:56Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:11Mind if I sit here?
00:28:12I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:13Hey, Rose.
00:28:14Mm-hmm.
00:28:15Saved you a seat.
00:28:16Okay.
00:28:17No, you don't.
00:28:18Jason.
00:28:19What'd you say, Maggie?
00:28:20Sorry, Eric.
00:28:21On the way back?
00:28:22Yeah.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:24Sure.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:26Sure.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:28Sure.
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00:28:33Sure.
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00:28:46Sure.
00:28:47poison.
00:28:48Interesting.
00:28:49shit.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:51You did Management.
00:28:56What is dej rooms allowed you?
00:28:57To preventâmine streetcassion.
00:29:01Goopy!
00:29:05I sit right here.
00:29:06On my man's lap.
00:29:08it's loaded.
00:29:09Oh.
00:29:10It's the worst WHY.
00:29:11Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:40I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:52Listen, I want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:10All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh, come here.
00:30:29This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51Hi.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:27Truth or dare.
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:44I.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:34:23Hi.
00:34:24Hi.
00:34:24Hi.
00:34:25What the?
00:34:55Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18There is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:55Yeah.
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:16Oh, shit!
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up!
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are we still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:24No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:46Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:01Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you
00:38:16that your new reservation
00:38:17has been moved to our sister restaurant,
00:38:20Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:44Jason.
00:38:52I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:14I've been stood out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh...
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um,
00:39:35I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:46Um...
00:39:56I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:01Really?
00:40:03I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:16I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um...
00:40:24Look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But...
00:40:32But, um...
00:40:33I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin?
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:56No.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:30Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:39I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:41It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:57It's time to bring my baby home.
00:42:00Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:17Hello?
00:42:18Hello?
00:42:19I don't care.
00:42:20Well, you will.
00:42:21And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:22And you're going to ace this.
00:42:23And...
00:42:24Oh, no.
00:42:25What now?
00:42:26Sloan posted this.
00:42:27Huh?
00:42:28Jason and Sloan?
00:42:29They were together last night.
00:42:30And they're going to prom together.
00:42:31And they're going to prom together.
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:34I don't care.
00:42:35No, I don't care.
00:42:36You can take a lot of time.
00:42:37You can take a lot of time.
00:42:38I don't know.
00:42:39No.
00:42:40No, no.
00:42:41Anything that's me?
00:42:42Well, you will.
00:42:43And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:44And you're going to ace this.
00:42:45And...
00:42:46Oh, no.
00:42:47What now?
00:42:48Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:55But you said he liked me.
00:42:59He said he liked me.
00:43:14Hey Virgin, did you hear the news?
00:43:17Chasen and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:39You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight!
00:44:17Bitch fight!
00:44:19Bitch fight!
00:44:21Bitch fight!
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:25Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow, ow!
00:44:28Ow, ow!
00:44:29Ow, my butt!
00:44:30Oh my god!
00:44:31I think she broke my butt!
00:44:33Rose!
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:47But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:51You heard the man go!
00:44:54And?
00:44:55Expelled.
00:44:56But the Academy Decathlon...
00:44:57We're gonna be disqualified.
00:44:58And?
00:44:59Expelled.
00:45:00But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:02We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:06I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20I'm sorry.
00:45:30You stupid idiotic dead-witted bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of gnomes and because of that, I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:43You're too stupid.
00:45:45Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:48Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:58Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:03You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:11Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:16A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:31And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But...
00:46:34You and your drama.
00:46:38Like why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:40That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so hot.
00:46:51That was so hot.
00:46:52I thought this right before we started.
00:46:53I'm said, no.
00:46:55Yeah.
00:46:56I don't know.
00:46:58You're surprised.
00:47:00I'll be Southern across the south.
00:47:01I know you, but there was a match just from two pages.
00:47:02À what ?
00:47:03You and your color.
00:47:04But I thought that all was fine.
00:47:07You had to go honey.
00:47:08You didn't even care.
00:47:09I'm your mom whole guy too.
00:47:11I noticed기 too.
00:47:12I never did.
00:47:13I don't go to college yet.
00:47:15Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:45Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How'd you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:10Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:28I sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me, for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to go kill me at all.
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50You're different when you're like this.
00:50:51You're different when you're like this.
00:50:56Like what?
00:50:57Yourself.
00:50:57You're different when you're like this.
00:51:02Like what?
00:51:03You're different when you're like this.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:12You're different when you're like this.
00:51:16You're different when you're like this.
00:51:20Like what?
00:51:22Yourself.
00:51:28I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:32Neither did I.
00:51:36I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:46I'm a Ferenton.
00:51:56I'm a Ferenton.
00:52:10I'm a Ferenton.
00:52:16I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:28I am a Ferenton.
00:53:13I worked up an appetite.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:35I'm just bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51It might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:26What?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Quick, Jason.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49She told me Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people's.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room, you bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeak.
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are.
00:58:31Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:39This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hi.
00:59:36Hey.
00:59:38Want to dance?
01:00:03Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:28Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Congratulations.
01:00:38Come on.
01:00:38Yes, girl.
01:00:39Come on.
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01:01:04And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.