- 6/13/2025
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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02What'd you do that for?
00:01:05Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:02:08The ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please.
00:02:10Everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:38She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:01Okay, quick rundown of the echo system.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay.
00:03:11Here we have our fiscators.
00:03:13The jocks.
00:03:14The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:32Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:50Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:52I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:03It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Hmm.
00:04:22Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:42Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's good.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:51Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Man, I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He just called us.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk.
00:05:20If you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33He's got a fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:39Oh, thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:58I'm Jason.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:03Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Jason.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Jason, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:21I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:52Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:33Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah, where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Yeah, go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:49Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:13Oh, my God.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:20Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen, is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02I'm so sorry.
00:09:29How is she not here?
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:59What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up, secondhand Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup,
00:10:41better clothes,
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair,
00:10:45you could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:59You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close,
00:11:04and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all,
00:11:40you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd,
00:11:42and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly,
00:11:45the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important,
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1,500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know,
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:57Loops it.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would have paid to see that.
00:13:09Ow!
00:13:10Oh, my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:15Oh, God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40I'll see you.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:04You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes
00:14:11in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby.
00:15:33I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Gab, everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:48Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:10If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:22I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis quote with your name on it.
00:16:42Can you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better, so bye.
00:16:54Oh, God.
00:17:08Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41On this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:45Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being,
00:20:38Eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:41and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking,
00:21:20hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:33You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:35Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:39After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:38You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:25:07Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:02Oh, my God.
00:26:04Oh, my God.
00:26:08Oh, my God.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here. Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:26:59Oh, my God.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:29Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39Settle down.
00:27:40Settle down, everybody.
00:27:41People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:43Remember, you're representing the school.
00:27:44You're representing the school.
00:27:46Mind if I sit here?
00:27:47Uh, I'm actually sitting here.
00:27:48I'm sitting here.
00:27:49I'm sitting here.
00:27:50I'm sitting here.
00:27:51I'm sitting here.
00:27:52Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:27:53Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:27:54With me.
00:27:55I'm sitting here.
00:27:56Uh, I'm sitting here.
00:27:57I'm sitting here.
00:27:58I'm sitting here.
00:27:59Oh, my God.
00:28:00It's not a bad guy.
00:28:01Wow.
00:28:02I'm hanging here.
00:28:03And I'm staying here.
00:28:04It's not so bad.
00:28:05It's not so bad.
00:28:06Oh, my God, right?
00:28:07It's not a bad guy.
00:28:08It's not a bad guy.
00:28:09Why?
00:28:10Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose. Saved you a seat.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:33No you don't.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:37What did you say about me?
00:28:39Sorry, Eric. On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay. Sure.
00:29:04Boobie. I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone! I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:35So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:42Well, okay then.
00:29:44I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54I want Chase.
00:29:55And I want Rose.
00:29:56So...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly.
00:30:00I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:03Here we go.
00:30:04This was a mistake.
00:30:05I don't belong here.
00:30:06Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:07You're with me.
00:30:08That's my point.
00:30:09See, Eric is here.
00:30:10I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:11Oh, come here.
00:30:12This could be a turning point.
00:30:13Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:14Okay.
00:30:15Okay.
00:30:16All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh, come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay, you ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look, Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:13How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:27Truth or dare.
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare.
00:32:01Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Rose.
00:32:27Rose.
00:32:27What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:44I.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:59You're so beautiful.
00:34:21What the?
00:34:27What the?
00:34:27Oh, God.
00:34:54Oh, God.
00:34:56Oh.
00:34:56wait what rose has an old sugar daddy gross it's true i've seen you together he's old and gross
00:35:10and sleeps over at his house i have photos he's not her sugar daddy there is an even bigger secret
00:35:20i know exactly who that man is okay
00:35:28i know who that man is
00:35:37he's her dad come on you guys stop being so dramatic
00:35:43remember rose you invited me over to your place for the barbecue
00:35:47yeah that was a really fun day
00:35:50oh my god shut up they're lying
00:35:54eric
00:35:57hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there oh you got a nice butt
00:36:05eric we're just friends let's be more than friends
00:36:08please don't make this harder please what if i want to make it
00:36:11no hey stop hey i told you to watch your move asshole
00:36:14what are you laughing at loser where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come
00:36:26shut up she just called me and had an emergency
00:36:30liar you don't even know her
00:36:32yeah i do asshole no she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:40she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:54oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point
00:36:59huh
00:37:08i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil
00:37:14they're horrible
00:37:15they're horrible unlike you
00:37:20are we still up for saturday night
00:37:24no forget it forget everything
00:37:27you don't want to be seen with me i know eric was just joking he's an asshole but you don't have to
00:37:34feel bad for what that asshole did yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:44audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:49come on just say yes
00:37:50okay okay okay
00:38:03where i was early for my first real date
00:38:09hello this is rachel from shape lv unfortunately we're overbooked tonight but mr grace called me to
00:38:16tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant shea maurice
00:38:217 p.m oh okay thanks
00:38:39understand the assignment
00:38:40good
00:38:54Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:41Yeah, you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45Um, I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:03I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:23But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:34Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55Okay.
00:40:56I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:04I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:08You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26Boy.
00:41:26Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:22What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:34Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:43Sloan posted this.
00:42:46Jason and Sloan?
00:42:49They were together last night.
00:42:51And they're going to prom together.
00:42:54But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, Virgin.
00:43:01Did you hear the news?
00:43:02Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:04And we're going to prom together.
00:43:06Hmm.
00:43:07That's a lie.
00:43:08Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:12Oh.
00:43:13Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:14Enough, Sloan.
00:43:15I'm done.
00:43:16Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:18You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:19Everyone knows it.
00:43:20And no one seems to care.
00:43:21And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:23Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:24Because I don't believe it.
00:43:25No.
00:43:26You're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:27Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:28I'm not jealous.
00:43:29Because I don't believe it.
00:43:30No.
00:43:31No.
00:43:32No.
00:43:33No.
00:43:34No.
00:43:35No.
00:43:36No.
00:43:37No.
00:43:38No.
00:43:39No.
00:43:40No.
00:43:41No.
00:43:42No.
00:43:43No.
00:43:44I see the other cat toad,
00:43:45No.
00:43:47No.
00:43:50Constantly.
00:43:51Don't you them all?
00:43:52You.
00:43:53No.
00:43:54Just they're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up?
00:43:56Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:57Because I don't believe it.
00:43:58And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:44:01Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:08you take that back or what
00:44:13girls girls what's going on here
00:44:27oh my god i think she broke my foot
00:44:31rose this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence
00:44:39third strike you're out expelled
00:44:43now go get your things but i didn't touch her i didn't touch you
00:44:50i said go
00:44:51you heard the man go
00:45:01and expelled
00:45:09but the academy decathlon
00:45:14we're gonna be disqualified
00:45:17i'm so so sorry
00:45:20you stupid idiotic deadwitted bitch
00:45:32what you heard me you were jealous of noes and because of that i'm not gonna go to college
00:45:40oh honey you were never going to college
00:45:42you're too stupid
00:45:43says a girl whose body count is higher than her iq
00:45:47shut up you pathetic prude
00:45:50shut up you pathetic prude
00:45:59shut up you pathetic prude
00:45:59Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper
00:46:05Gabby wait
00:46:11i'm so so sorry
00:46:15a lot of good that does us now
00:46:17we're disqualified
00:46:19rose
00:46:20you got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost
00:46:24but i tried
00:46:25no i don't get a scholarship
00:46:27i don't get to go to college
00:46:29and it's all because of you
00:46:32but
00:46:33you
00:46:34and your drama
00:46:36like why couldn't you just be a normal person
00:46:39you
00:46:40you
00:46:46that was so hot
00:46:50you
00:46:52you
00:46:54you
00:46:56you
00:46:58you
00:47:00you
00:47:02you
00:47:04you
00:47:06you
00:47:31you
00:47:33hello audrey rose wintersby
00:47:44hello audrey rose wintersby
00:47:59how'd you find out
00:48:00how'd you find out
00:48:01eric told me
00:48:02tell me
00:48:03tell me
00:48:04tell me
00:48:05she finally decided to be a decent person
00:48:09why didn't you tell me
00:48:14i was going to
00:48:16but then the whole date thing happened and you and sloan happened and then you weren't speaking to me
00:48:24actually
00:48:25actually
00:48:26no one is speaking to me
00:48:27i sleep with sloan
00:48:31she drugged me
00:48:33and the date thing
00:48:34it was a setup eric told me it was some scheme that sloan had
00:48:39they set me up too
00:48:41i'm sorry
00:48:43i'm sorry
00:48:54why didn't you tell me
00:48:55why don't you want anyone to know who you are
00:48:58i just
00:49:00wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen
00:49:04and
00:49:06i wanted you to like me
00:49:08for me
00:49:10and not
00:49:11because of what i am
00:49:13rose i'm crazy about you
00:49:15i'm crazy about you too
00:49:19you're so beautiful
00:49:25and
00:49:26i didn't
00:49:27i
00:49:31i
00:49:33i
00:49:34i
00:49:34i
00:49:37i
00:49:40i
00:49:42i
00:49:46i
00:49:49Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:19You weren't going to go kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a cranny to yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:58Keep going.
00:51:06That way I didn't get up.
00:51:18You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I know our new dates can feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:48I'm a Ferenton.
00:52:10I'm a Ferenton.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:56I loved you, Rose.
00:53:02I love you, Rose.
00:53:06After my wedding, in 1795, you're always a young woman.
00:53:09I love you, Rose.
00:53:17So, how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:28No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh. What?
00:53:47Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:14So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:31Hey, Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:35Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:47Well...
00:54:49Maybe.
00:54:52Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:55:09I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:12Yes, indeed. I am aware.
00:55:13But...
00:55:14I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:24Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Chasen.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Chasen.
00:55:34Please, guys.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:37What happened?
00:55:38What happened?
00:55:39What happened?
00:55:40What happened?
00:55:41What happened?
00:55:42What happened?
00:55:43What happened?
00:55:45Where's Chasen?
00:55:46Where's Chasen?
00:55:47Where's Chasen?
00:55:48Where's Chasen?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People.
00:55:58Everyone.
00:55:59I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh, my God.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Chase it.
00:56:14Chase it.
00:56:15Chase it.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:30Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32No, everyone.
00:56:33Turn it off.
00:56:34Turn off the videos.
00:56:35You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:37And Sloan drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:40And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:41You bitch.
00:56:42Security.
00:56:43Security.
00:56:44please escort's Sloan to my office.
00:56:45No.
00:57:07rose's clothes from the locker room you bitch security please escort sloan to my office no
00:57:14please no get off me do not touch me do you know how much i am work okay it's time to crown this
00:57:29year's prom king and prom queen first the prom king is jason gray
00:57:46and now the moment you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51audrey rose winterspearl come on get up there rose
00:58:00congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult
00:58:26your teenage years can be no matter who you are between school family social media or
00:58:36gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows
00:58:45there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundays i mean
00:58:54let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself and
00:59:04be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special and now
00:59:12i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:42hey wanna dance
01:00:06get lost
01:00:06get lost
01:00:12everyone
01:00:14all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:25gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:47and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
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