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00:00Oh honey, I'm so nervous.
00:02Don't be. They're going to love you.
00:04I'll be home soon.
00:05Just have a few more meetings with the Foundation.
00:07Fresh flowers in the room?
00:08Check.
00:09Candles?
00:10Check.
00:11Excellent. Let's prepare the welcome cake.
00:12I still hope your mom lets me design a dress for the spring gala.
00:16Matthew, what if she hates me?
00:18Who wouldn't love the future princess of Westmarch?
00:20I still can't believe I get to marry a prince.
00:24Oh my god.
00:25And I can't believe I'm going to marry the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:28Oh my goodness.
00:30The princess future bride is going to love this.
00:32Be careful!
00:33This was handcrafted by the cake boss himself and flown in from Italy.
00:37I think they're here.
00:38Oh my goodness.
00:39Okay.
00:40Okay.
00:41Okay.
00:42Okay.
00:43Okay.
00:44Let's just...
00:48Stop with the bumps.
00:50You're messing up my makeup.
00:51Oh!
00:52Sorry.
00:53You're a royal chauffeur.
00:56Aren't you supposed to be good at driving?
00:58I may be interviewing for a housekeeping position, but I need to look like a princess if I'm ever going to land the prince.
01:03And you're going to help me.
01:05Please don't ask me to help me.
01:06Sure.
01:07I can't afford to lose this job.
01:09I've got a family to support.
01:10I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
01:12And I know everything there is to know about the prince.
01:15Every last little detail.
01:18Ah!
01:22Ah!
01:23Love you.
01:48Miss Ross, it's an honor to meet you.
01:51Congratulations on your engagement.
01:54Thanks!
01:55Engagement? What the hell is she talking about?
01:58When will the prince be arriving?
02:00These dumb royal assistants think that I am Pamela Ross.
02:03This can be fun.
02:05He'll be here in a few days.
02:07Maybe see the ring.
02:09You know, the engagement ring.
02:12Uh, it's being cleaned.
02:16Um, your suitcases?
02:19Crap!
02:21The airline lost them.
02:25They'll be delivered later.
02:27Then, please follow me, ma'am.
02:30It's Miss.
02:32Miss.
02:46This is it, Pamela.
02:59Hello?
03:00Yes.
03:01What?
03:02We don't want any.
03:03Oh, uh, sorry. Hi.
03:06I'm Pamela Ross.
03:09The prince's fiancee.
03:18I'm Pamela Ross.
03:20The prince's fiancee.
03:21Right.
03:22And I'm Queen Sarah.
03:23Get out of here before I call security.
03:25What?
03:26What is going on here?
03:28This freak claims to be you.
03:30Uh, she's a fraud.
03:32I'm the prince's fiancee.
03:34What?
03:35She's lying.
03:37It's a fake.
03:39Uh, okay.
03:42If you're the prince's fiancee, then when's his birthday?
03:45February 17th, 1999.
03:47Where'd he go to school?
03:48USC.
03:49BA in Business Administration.
03:51Okay.
03:52Favorite ice cream flavor?
03:55Mint chocolate chip.
03:58How do you know all of that?
04:00Who are you?
04:01I'm Pamela Ross.
04:03Fiancee of Prince Matthew of Westmarch.
04:06Soon to be princess and future queen of Westmarch.
04:15Okay.
04:16If you really are Pamela Ross, then I assume you'll be attending Lady Alana Huffington's fundraiser for the Prince's Trust.
04:25Of course I'll be attending.
04:28They are auctioning off a Hearts and Roses gown.
04:31I want to wear that gown to the Queen's Spring Gala.
04:35But wait a second.
04:37Hang on.
04:38and just wait a second.
04:39And then we'll go on.
04:40and we'll go on.
04:41And then we'll go on.
04:42With the Queen's Spring Gala,
04:43the Queen's Spring Gala,
04:44and you're just going to hit Mr.
04:45You shameless bitch!
05:15That'll teach you.
05:22Fraud.
05:23Freak.
05:24Loser.
05:25What is going on here?
05:39Who are you?
05:40I'm Daniel, Matthew's older brother.
05:42I'm here for the spring gala.
05:43He was abdicated from the throne a few years back after that incident.
05:46Shh.
05:47I know this.
05:48Of course I know this.
05:49You're my assistant.
05:51This woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancée.
05:54I am his fiancée.
05:57No, I'm his fiancée.
05:59And I want this imposter gone.
06:02I'm sure we can get this all figured out.
06:04Oh, shut up.
06:05Excuse me?
06:06I am the future princess, future queen of the Westmarch.
06:11And I want her out!
06:14Now!
06:15Shut up!
06:16You hag!
06:17You have the manners of a pig!
06:24Bitch fight.
06:25Shh.
06:26You know what?
06:36You bitch!
06:38I am going to get you!
06:40You want to keep yourself up?
06:42Yeah.
06:43Let's get out of here before this gets any uglier.
06:46Ah!
07:04Daniel!
07:05Let's try this again.
07:07Welcome to Westmarch.
07:08Oh my goodness.
07:09They're beautiful.
07:10I picked them myself.
07:12Wow.
07:13Your brother didn't tell me how charming you were.
07:16Me and my brother aren't on the best of terms.
07:18Oh.
07:19Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
07:21Anyhow, I came by to see if you would like to take a tour of the grounds.
07:24You know, maybe take a break from yesterday's drama.
07:28Are you sure you want to do that?
07:30Now that I'm a fraud and a freak?
07:32I don't know who you are, but I find you to be delightful.
07:36And that other Pamela, well, she is quite unfriendly.
07:40So shall we?
07:41Let's.
07:42Okay.
07:43Okay.
08:11Let's go.
08:12Let's go.
08:13Let's go.
08:14Let's go.
08:15Let's go.
08:16Let's go.
08:17Let's go.
08:18Let's go.
08:19Let's go.
08:20Let's go.
08:21Let's go.
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08:26Let's go.
08:27Let's go.
08:28Let's go.
08:29Let's go.
08:30Let's go.
08:31Let's go.
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08:34Let's go.
08:35Let's go.
08:36Let's go.
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08:41Let's go.
08:42Let's go.
08:43Let's go.
08:44Let's go.
08:45Let's go.
08:46Let's go.
08:51Daniel.
08:52Sort out this dress disaster.
08:53I really don't want to be wearing some bimbo's rags.
08:56Yes, mother.
08:57And don't mess it up this time.
09:27I don't know, she's pretending that she's me.
09:37She says that she's your fiancé, and she knows all these personal details about you.
09:41It's creepy.
09:42What about my brother?
09:43He's been great.
09:44I think he might be the only person who actually believes me.
09:47Should I call my mother?
09:49No.
09:50No, no, no.
09:51She already doesn't feel well.
09:52The last thing I want to do is cause problems for her.
09:55I really want her to like me.
09:56She will.
09:57She'll adore you just as I do.
09:59I hope so.
10:00I'll be back in a few days.
10:02Once I'm back, I'll set her straight.
10:04Hon, I appreciate that, but I want to earn her respect and love myself.
10:09Spoken like the true princess of Westmarch.
10:12Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
10:14Well, can you blame me?
10:15I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
10:17I love you so much.
10:19I'm the luckiest girl alive.
10:21And I'm the luckiest guy.
10:22Okay, I should run.
10:24I love you.
10:24I love you more.
10:25What are you doing here?
10:36What are you doing here?
10:37I'm here for the fundraiser.
10:39What are you doing here?
10:41I'm attending the fundraiser.
10:43That Hearts and Roses gown is mine.
10:44You don't have an invitation.
10:49Then what's this?
10:50Yeah, what's that?
10:51What's that?
10:53Stop that.
10:54Stop it right now.
10:55Stop it.
10:57How did you get that?
10:58I need you to get me an invitation to Alana Huffington's fundraiser tomorrow.
11:03That's impossible.
11:04I don't care.
11:05Do it.
11:06It was hand-delivered to me, addressed to the Princess of Westmarch.
11:25You're lying.
11:26Where's your invitation, fraud?
11:27Right here.
11:33Give that back.
11:35Give it back.
11:39You all are acting like white trash.
11:41My lady.
11:53That invitation is forged.
11:55Well, it looks quite real to me.
11:57Shall I accompany you to the ballroom?
12:10It's right this way.
12:12Then I have some personal matters to attend to.
12:13Okay.
12:27Great.
12:33Does anyone smell something rotten?
12:36I do.
12:37Ew.
12:39Let's just get through this, shall we, ladies?
12:45Security.
12:46There's a hooker here who crashed the event so she can pick up men.
12:51Actually, there's an imposter here pretending that she's me.
12:54You can't even afford a Hearts and Roses gown.
12:58We'll see about that.
12:59Leave now before I drag you out by your hair.
13:02I dare you.
13:03Security.
13:04There is an imposter here.
13:06Security.
13:08What is going on here?
13:09Great.
13:10It's him.
13:11The old abdicated brother.
13:14The shame of the family.
13:17And she's his hooker.
13:20Enough.
13:21The auction is about to begin.
13:27Please, ignore them.
13:31Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending my event.
13:35Thus far, we've raised over $1 million for Hope for Children, our Queen's beloved charity.
13:42We're sorry, Her Majesty isn't feeling well tonight and cannot be here.
13:52But onward to the highlight of the evening.
13:55It's time to auction this authentic Hearts and Roses gown.
14:00Valued at $2 million and donated by the mysterious designer who remains completely anonymous.
14:11Nobody knows the true identity of Hearts and Roses.
14:13Shh!
14:15Now, do we have an opening bid of $100,000?
14:20$100,000.
14:21We have $100,000.
14:24Now, do I hear $500,000?
14:27$1 million.
14:29We have $1 million.
14:31Now, do I hear $2 million?
14:34$2 million.
14:37$10.
14:38$10 million.
14:39We have $10 million for Hearts and Roses gown going once, going twice, sold to Prince Daniel.
15:00It's a gift for you, my lovely friend.
15:04Oh, that's too much.
15:05Oh, really?
15:06Considering what you've had to deal with tonight, it's nothing.
15:10My dear, would you do us the honor of modeling this dress?
15:14Yes, I'd love to.
15:15Well, thank you.
15:17Security!
15:19This woman is a fraud.
15:21As the fiancée of Prince Matthew, I think she needs to be thrown out immediately.
15:27Security!
15:29Guards!
15:30But, but I'm the prince's fiancée.
15:34Wait, wait.
15:35Let go of me!
15:37Leave her alone.
15:39As second in line to the crown, you are fired.
15:46Leave now!
15:50Please excuse that.
15:52May I accompany you to your dressing room?
15:54Yes.
15:56You have to admit, he's pretty sexy.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Shut up!
16:06Shut up!
16:13Exquisite.
16:14Beautiful.
16:15She looks just like a princess.
16:17I suppose that now would be as good of a time as any for me to announce that I am hearts
16:31and roses.
16:33I designed that dress.
16:35She's hearts and roses?
16:37Her identity is finally revealed.
16:39Oh, trailing.
16:42That's impossible.
16:44It is possible because I designed that dress.
16:47No, no, it's not possible because I designed this dress.
16:54I'm hearts and roses.
16:55I'm hearts and roses.
17:02Sorry.
17:03Now I've heard everything.
17:06The fraud freak is a pathological liar.
17:10I'm not lying and I can prove it.
17:13We all know that hearts and roses sews a hidden gem into each dress, right?
17:18Tell us something we don't already know.
17:21Well, I sewed a red ruby into this bodice.
17:24I can go to the bathroom and take it off.
17:26Pick up the seam just to prove it all to you.
17:30Yeah, that's a good idea.
17:32Let her prove it.
17:34I'll take care of that.
17:40What the fuck, you freak?
17:46Why would you do that?
17:48Now the ruby is missing.
17:50How is she supposed to prove it now?
17:51Now what?
17:53I am Pamela Ross.
17:55I am hearts and roses.
17:58And I will not stand for these games anymore.
18:01You've gone too far.
18:03Stop.
18:06Stop.
18:10What's the meaning of this?
18:17Your Highness, this woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancée.
18:21And now she claims to be hearts and roses.
18:24Your Highness, I am the real Pamela Ross.
18:28I am Matthew's fiancée.
18:30And I am so honored to meet you.
18:35You may stand, my dear.
18:36I am.
18:40You, you fraud.
18:43How dare you?
18:45Look at you exposing your breasts at such a reverent event.
18:50Daniel, your taste in women hasn't improved.
18:54Another hussy.
18:55This woman is a liar.
18:57Fool out, both of you.
19:00Madam, I don't know who she is, but she's pulled the wool over your eyes just like everyone else.
19:07How dare you?
19:08What the hell is going on here?
19:28What the hell is going on here?
19:30Matthew.
19:30Matthew.
19:31What they do to you, baby?
19:36Mother, what is the meaning of this?
19:44She claims to be your fiancée.
19:46She is my fiancée.
19:49So you think you can just waltz in here and marry into this family?
19:54Look at you.
19:56You're a whore trying to manipulate my son.
20:00You think you're the true hearts and roses?
20:03You're a fake.
20:05She's a fraud.
20:06And she's a whore.
20:08She is hearts and roses.
20:10What are you saying?
20:14I had you investigated.
20:16And I know you're not Pamela Ross.
20:19You're Misha Dankworth, and you're a grifter.
20:23You're Misha Dankworth, and you're a grifter.
20:25You've been arrested twice for shoplifting, and your brother works here at the palace.
20:29And you're a flaccid loser who's never going to live up to his younger brother's greatness.
20:33What's your point?
20:34Listen.
20:35I think you want my brother, and I want Pamela.
20:39You burn his balls.
20:41He should be with me.
20:43Who cares?
20:44I just want to fuck with Mama's boy in there.
20:45And I just want to fuck Mama's boy.
20:48Well, then maybe...
20:49Maybe we could help each other out.
20:52What do you have in mind?
20:53Well...
20:54Well, hearts and roses is my favorite designer.
21:02I was thinking of asking them to design a dress for the Royal Charity Gala.
21:08Maybe.
21:09Stop!
21:10I have had both of these women investigated, and according to my information, this woman,
21:14Misha, is the true hearts and roses as she claims to be.
21:17Misha is the true hearts and roses as she claims to be.
21:25Daniel, you know that's not true.
21:27I'm sorry, Pamela.
21:29I'm so sorry.
21:31I pretended to be Pamela to get close to you, and I wanted to design a dress for you for the gala,
21:38but now my surprise is ruined.
21:42Clever girl.
21:43My staff have been watching you, Misha.
21:47And they've told me some very good things.
21:50That you are a self-made woman.
21:52You are full of confidence and strength.
21:56You're the kind of woman who could rule the design world.
22:00The kind of woman who might be a good queen one day.
22:05This one can't even possibly be a princess.
22:08Let alone being anything else.
22:12Mother, enough.
22:14Clearly, Misha is the true hearts and roses, and much more suitable for the Prince of Westmarch.
22:26Matthew, I want you to marry her.
22:29I want you to marry her.
22:36I will not.
22:37Pamela is my fiancée, and the love of my life.
22:41But...
22:41I wouldn't be caught dead with a skank like you.
22:44A contest.
22:48Both women shall design a dress, and then we will see who the true hearts and roses is.
22:55And the winner of the contest shall design the dress for the gala for the queen.
23:00My fuck-up son has had a good idea for once.
23:05A contest it is.
23:07And may the best woman win next Saturday night.
23:12You're just going to make a fool of yourself.
23:16Shame on you.
23:17Look, I'm sorry tonight was so hard.
23:23I'll laugh.
23:25How about I try and make you feel a little bit better?
23:29What did you have in mind?
23:33How about I show you just how much I love you?
23:38Please do.
24:09How about I show you just how much I love you?
24:39How about I show you just how much I love you?
24:49My brilliant fiancée.
24:51Thank you, handsome.
25:00I'm going to miss you so much.
25:02I know, baby.
25:03I'll be home as soon as the royal council is done with me.
25:05Of course. I totally understand.
25:09The life of a princess.
25:12Ha.
25:13And I'll sort things out with my mother when I get home.
25:16I told you you don't need to do that.
25:17I'm going to win this contest and prove it to her myself.
25:21Also, I've asked Daniel to look after you while I'm away.
25:24So, should you need anything, go to him.
25:28Um.
25:31Look, he feels terrible about the other night.
25:34I think he had too much to drink.
25:36Okay.
25:38I gotta go.
25:48I love you.
25:49I love you more.
25:50I love you more.
25:51I love you.
25:53I love you.
25:54I love you.
25:55Uh, Pamela, I'm really sorry for blindsiding you at that fundraiser.
26:22I thought I was doing the right thing.
26:24It's okay.
26:25I have faith I'm going to win this contest.
26:28Well, um, I hope you do.
26:31I really don't know who to believe, um, at this point, but, uh, I hope it's you.
26:40Um, I think you're wonderful.
26:50Oops.
26:51Let me go get something for you.
26:52Okay.
26:53Okay.
26:55Thank you so much.
26:56Oh, thank you so much.
27:22A toast.
27:23To spill drinks, winning dresses, and new friends.
27:30Cheers.
27:32Cheers.
27:42So, how are the designs coming along?
27:45Um, fine.
27:48Um, I'm sorry, I just, I don't feel very well all of a sudden.
27:55Oh, I'm sorry.
27:59So, the room is spinning.
28:06Can I get something for you?
28:08Can I help you?
28:09Can I do something?
28:10I think I'm gonna faint.
28:12Um, I don't know what's wrong.
28:14I don't know what's wrong.
28:15It's wrong.
28:16I'm...
28:17I'm...
28:19Oh, no.
28:24Oh, no.
28:26Oh, no.
28:27Oh, no.
28:32Oh, no.
28:34I really don't think I can go through with this.
28:49You'll go through with it, or I'll expose you for breaking into the Queen's office.
28:55Just pull her shirt down and take a picture and make it look like the two of you just had sex.
28:59Oh my God. Do it, Ralph.
29:01Or else.
29:04I'm so sorry about this, Miss Ross.
29:17They're making me do this.
29:20You see, I have a wife and two daughters, and the little one isn't well, and the medical bills are killing me.
29:28My wife has to stay at home to take care of her.
29:30Please, Miss Ross.
29:34I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:39I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:43God, I can't do it.
30:11No, I...
30:12No, I...
30:13Ouch!
30:24How could you do this? What am I supposed to do?
30:27You'll figure something out. You always do.
30:29Yeah, you're lucky I'm so smart, you worm.
30:33I will figure it out.
30:37I need to take that bitch down. If it's the last thing I do.
30:42Get in the way.
30:42I still can't believe how much I must have drinkin' last night. My head hurts so much.
30:53You gotta hydrate, girl. There you go.
30:56I'm trying, but I still feel queasy.
31:02Was I obnoxious?
31:03Oh, I think you were absolutely darling.
31:06All I remember is waking up in a strange room.
31:09Oh, no worries. I put you there. I tucked you in.
31:17Um, Pamela, there's something I need to tell you, and it's not exactly easy to say.
31:23What is it?
31:24My God, you're beautiful.
31:26Daniel.
31:27Oh, really, I think you're magic.
31:29Daniel, I don't think...
31:31Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:37Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:42Daniel, I think you're lovely, but...
31:45I, um...
31:46Your brother?
31:53I'm sorry. I think I'm gonna be sick. Excuse me.
32:01Fuck.
32:23Hello.
32:24Pamela?
32:25What's wrong?
32:26Pamela?
32:32What's wrong?
32:35Nothing.
32:35Um...
32:36I, um...
32:38I just went for a jog.
32:41So, so I'm a little out of sorts right now.
32:44You're a dynamo.
32:48Something's wrong.
32:49I can hear it.
32:51Tell me.
32:52I just miss you.
32:53I miss you, too.
32:54I'll be home soon.
32:56I know.
32:57I just wanted to hear your voice.
33:00Um, I'm okay, though.
33:03I promise.
33:05I can't wait to be with you again.
33:07I love you.
33:09I love you, too.
33:10Bye.
33:10Bye.
33:10Bye.
33:10Bye.
33:10Bye.
33:11Bye.
33:12Bye.
33:12Bye.
33:13Bye.
33:14Bye.
33:17Bye.
33:18Bye.
33:20Bye.
33:20Bye.
33:21Bye.
33:22Bye.
33:23Bye.
33:24Bye.
33:24Bye.
33:25Bye.
33:25Bye.
33:38Bye.
33:38Bye.
33:39Well, if it isn't the fake hearts and roses.
33:43Where's your address, Misha?
33:45I don't see you working on anything.
33:47All I see is you wandering around pretending like you're somebody else.
33:50My address is coming along fine.
33:53Also, it's fabulous.
33:56I'm going to reveal it at the contest and blow everyone's minds.
34:01I'm sure.
34:02And then the prince is going to see what a liar you are and dump your sorry ass.
34:09Misha?
34:11That's never going to happen.
34:13He loves me with all of his heart.
34:16And he thinks that you're a lying weirdo.
34:19You're a sociopath who's manipulating him with the skills you learn as a prostitute.
34:28Back off, Misha.
34:30The prince is mine.
34:32No, you back off!
34:33The prince is mine!
34:36Get out of here.
34:49Oh, your highness!
34:56What beautiful roses!
34:58Thank you, yes.
35:01Except they're getting really dirty.
35:05I'm wondering, you being the seamstress that you are, maybe you could make me a gardening apron.
35:16Yes?
35:16Yes.
35:19Hello?
35:23Um, sure.
35:27I'd be happy to.
35:28Perfect.
35:42Ahem.
35:43Yes?
35:47I just wanted to apologize for my behavior earlier.
35:51Well, my behavior in general, actually.
35:56Right.
35:56I'm just hoping that we can let bygones be bygones, maybe even be friends.
36:02Oh my gosh.
36:05That would actually be really amazing.
36:08Awesome.
36:09Now, I have a favor to ask.
36:12Ask friends.
36:13What is it?
36:15I'm wondering, the queen asked me to make her a gardening apron, and I'm just hoping that, maybe, in the spirit of our new friendship, you would make it for me, since you're so talented.
36:33Well, what's the magic word, Misha?
36:37Please?
36:38Please?
36:39Please what?
36:40Please what?
36:41Pretty please?
36:42Pretty please what?
36:43Pretty please with sugar on top?
36:44Let me think about it.
36:45Okay?
36:46Over my dead body.
36:47Now get out.
36:48You'll be sorry.
36:49Bitch.
36:50Your highness.
36:52What?
36:53What?
36:54What?
36:55What?
36:56What?
36:57What?
36:58What?
36:59What?
37:00What?
37:01What?
37:02What?
37:03What?
37:04What?
37:05What?
37:06What?
37:08What?
37:09What?
37:10What?
37:11What?
37:12What?
37:13What?
37:14What?
37:15What?
37:16I heard that you needed a new gardening apron, so I made this for you.
37:22I didn't ask you to make me a gardening apron.
37:25I asked my darling Misha.
37:28You don't think you're going to win me over, do you?
37:32By kissing my rump, you've got another thing coming.
37:36Now scat!
37:45Oh!
37:46Your highness!
37:47What a beautiful gardening apron!
37:49Oh!
37:50Where did you get it?
37:51Oh!
37:52Your highness!
37:53What a beautiful gardening apron!
37:54Oh!
37:55Where did you get it?
37:56That floozy Pamela made it!
37:57She then?
37:58Trying to win me over, I suppose.
37:59I suppose.
38:00I suppose.
38:01But...
38:02For a fraud, she's a pretty good seamstress.
38:06Hmm.
38:07We need to kick things up a notch.
38:09My plan isn't working.
38:10I can't get past that Pamela bitch.
38:12Well, she is his fiancée.
38:13We're not trying to win me.
38:14But...
38:15... for a fraud, she's a pretty good seamstress.
38:19Hmm.
38:20Hmm.
38:21Hmm.
38:27Hmm.
38:28Hmm.
38:34We need to kick things up a notch.
38:35My plan isn't working.
38:36I can't get past that Pamela bitch.
38:37Well, she is his fiancée.
38:40Can we not start this again?
38:43I want her gone.
38:45What do you mean, gone?
38:47Dead.
38:48As in D-E-A-D, dead.
38:51You're talking murder?
38:53That's crazy.
38:54Don't say it.
38:55I want her gone, and you're gonna help me do it.
38:58I will not.
38:59Besides, I got a weak stomach.
39:01Not you personally, you idiot.
39:03I want you to hire someone to do it.
39:05Someone good.
39:07I won't.
39:08You won't.
39:09You will.
39:10Or I'll expose you for drugging and exploiting the princess.
39:12You wouldn't.
39:13I will.
39:14You are evil.
39:17And I'm the future princess of Westmarch.
39:27Welcome back.
39:35Can I ask you something?
39:36Yeah, what's up?
39:37What the fuck happened between you and Pamela the other night?
39:41Nothing happened.
39:42Why?
39:43She said she drank a little too much.
39:45Ended up in a strange room.
39:48What's that got to do with me?
39:49She said you put her there.
39:51I did not look.
39:56Listen, I know you.
39:58I know your past.
40:00And I know just how low you're willing to sink.
40:02What are you trying to say?
40:03Little brother.
40:04Stay away from her.
40:23Or what?
40:24What?
40:27You don't want to know.
40:29What's your problem?
40:30Is your ego hurting?
40:32Are you afraid that your fuck-up little brother's gonna steal your girlfriend?
40:36Take your best shot, pussy.
40:38Pussy?
40:42Give it your best shot.
40:43Pussy?
40:44You make sure...
40:45The way that you're incorrect is to run it.
40:46Get away from her.
40:47It's very unhappy.
40:48I don't want to play you though.
40:49It just looks like the girl's gonna be unfair.
40:50You're the 6th man in the future.
40:51I have to do the job.
40:53It's too many people who beat him.
40:54You're the 6th man.
40:55You're the 7th man.
40:56Oh...
40:58It was so annoying.
41:00I've tried to run this.
41:02The 5th man's gonna have to do things.
41:03Oh, my God.
41:33You stay away from Pamela.
42:03Jealousy? He's always been jealous of me. He's coveted everything I have, including Pamela.
42:08I think he drugged her.
42:10Oh, no. I think this hussy is having a negative effect on you.
42:16Mother.
42:17The true other Hearts and Roses is a much better match for you.
42:22I am Hearts and Roses.
42:24Liar!
42:25Stop! Just stop!
42:26I am Pamela Ross.
42:30I am Hearts and Roses.
42:32I am the love of Matthew's life, and I am his fiancée.
42:36And I am not taking your abuse anymore.
42:40I order you to break up with that bimbo.
42:44I will not!
42:46Pamela is the most important person in my life now.
42:49And if that means not being your goddamn prince, then so be it.
42:53I am the love of Matthew.
43:23I am the love of Matthew.
43:25I am the love of Matthew.
43:26I am the love of Matthew.
43:27I am the love of Matthew.
43:28I am the love of Matthew.
43:29I am the love of Matthew.
43:30I am the love of Matthew.
43:31I am the love of Matthew.
43:32I am the love of Matthew.
43:33I am the love of Matthew.
43:34I am the love of Matthew.
43:35I am the love of Matthew.
43:36I am the love of Matthew.
43:37I am the love of Matthew.
43:38I am the love of Matthew.
43:39I am the love of Matthew.
43:40I am the love of Matthew.
43:41I am the love of Matthew.
43:42I am the love of Matthew.
43:43I am the love of Matthew.
43:44I am the love of Matthew.
43:45I am the love of Matthew.
43:46I am the love of Matthew.
43:47I am the love of Matthew.
43:48Oh, it is just perfect for the Hope for Children Gala.
44:01We'll do the cocktail reception out here and then move inside for the ball.
44:04I think the Queen will love it.
44:06Absolutely love it.
44:07And by that point, everyone will know that I'm the real Hearts and Roses.
44:10And that prissy little faker will be long gone.
44:13I will be Prince Matthew's date to that gala.
44:16You're totally going to win that contest this weekend.
44:19Totally.
44:23What are you doing here?
44:25I'm checking out the space for the Hope for Children's Gala.
44:28What are you doing here?
44:29We are checking out the space.
44:31The Queen sent us.
44:33Well, the Prince sent me.
44:35Oh my God, girls, you have to look at this.
44:38Nude photos of Pamela Ross?
44:40What?
44:42Oh, Pam.
44:43Different.
44:43Why would you do that?
44:45What did they call me?
44:46I don't know, but they're not cute.
44:48No.
44:48Oh my God.
44:49Look at the lingerie.
44:50Where did these come from?
44:54So much for Princess of West March.
44:56Slut.
44:57Poor.
44:58Tramp.
44:58Oh my hero.
45:10Are you okay?
45:12Do they hurt you, my love?
45:12I'm fine.
45:13Did they hurt you?
45:14No, no, I'm just glad that you came when you did.
45:31Daniel, you okay?
45:32Daniel, you okay?
45:33I'm fine.
45:41Who put you up to this?
45:42It wasn't me.
45:43Who put you up to this?
45:44He paid me.
45:45Who put you up to this?
45:46Please stop, man.
45:48It was Ralph.
45:49I don't believe you.
45:50It was him, I swear.
45:53Get this piece of shit out of here.
46:01Can we go?
46:02I'm so sorry, Pamela.
46:10I couldn't go through that, I swear.
46:11It wasn't my idea, I swear.
46:13I'm so sorry, Pamela.
46:17I told you I know nothing about it.
46:34It's disgusting.
46:35What kind of a pervert would have a room like that in targeting Pamela?
46:38Then how do you explain it?
46:39Daniel, Matthew has a point.
46:41You're the black sheep of the family and you invite suspicion.
46:45It had to be Ralph.
46:46He tried to have her killed.
46:48He's clearly obsessed with her.
46:49But what about those disgusting pictures on the internet?
46:52I think Daniel has a point.
46:57Ralph probably released the photos too.
47:00So Daniel may have a point for once.
47:04I'm sorry I doubted you.
47:05No problem.
47:07It's been shocking for us all.
47:26Stupid fucking machine.
47:28The shit's broken.
47:30I can glue it.
47:34Oh, it's so ugly.
47:41Fuck.
47:47Ugh.
47:48What do you want?
47:49You need to get me out of here.
47:51I don't have time for this.
47:52Besides, you're the one stupid enough to get arrested.
47:55Yeah, but I did it for you.
47:56Fine.
47:57If you keep your mouth shut, I'll post your bail.
47:59No, I've got to go.
47:59I've got a fucking dress to make.
48:10This place is disgusting.
48:13I feel like I need a shower.
48:15Thanks for bailing me out.
48:16Now that I have, I need you to get me a dress.
48:19What do you mean?
48:20The Hearts and Roses dress competition is this weekend, and I need a fabulous dress so that
48:28I can beat that bitch.
48:29What's that supposed to do with me?
48:32You're going to get me a counterfeit dress that I can pass off as my own design.
48:36How am I supposed to do that?
48:37I have no idea.
48:38But you better do a better job on this than you did that lame-ass head job you didn't pull off.
48:42I can't do it.
48:47If you don't, I won't pay your attorney fees.
48:51Life in prison, buddy.
48:52Think about your wife and kiddos.
48:55You're shameless, Misha.
48:57It's better be the winning dress, or us.
49:14It's a winner.
49:15Now, leave me alone.
49:23Fucking worm.
49:25Please.
49:27I can't believe he sunk so low.
49:41Look at that dress.
49:43That's rather fabulous.
49:51You're clearly the winner.
49:54Definitely the best dress.
49:57Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming along this evening to my little contest
50:03to discover the true hearts and roses.
50:06The winner is going to design a dress for me for the Hope for Children Gala.
50:16A true honour.
50:19Everyone has ballots, and you will need to indicate whether you like this pink dress or the blue dress.
50:28The ballots will then be counted, and we will announce the winner this evening.
50:34In the meantime, please enjoy the party.
50:38The moment of truth.
50:39The moment of truth.
50:39Fuck you.
50:40If you'd like, that could be arranged.
50:47Ladies and gentlemen, the moment of truth.
50:52The votes have been tallied, and the results are in.
50:55Please, please, may I have the envelope.
51:00The true hearts and roses.
51:04You will design my dress for the Hope for Children charity gala.
51:08Pamela is...
51:09Pamela Ross.
51:24Oh, my God.
51:26We've been wrong this entire time.
51:28We have fucked crap.
51:29My darling, I am so sorry I ever doubted you.
51:36Can you ever forgive me?
51:37Of course I forgive you.
51:39You're my beloved's mother.
51:40Well, soon, and sooner rather than later, I hope, I'll also be your mother.
51:46Of course.
51:46Oh.
51:47Stop!
52:06The contest was fixed.
52:11The contest was fixed.
52:14What?
52:17Those two women, the Queen's secretary and the secretary's assistant, stuffed the ballot box.
52:27I saw them.
52:28They were throwing out the real votes and shoving it full of votes for Pamela.
52:34What the hell are you talking about?
52:35That's insane.
52:36You'd never do anything like that.
52:38She's lying.
52:39Ladies and gentlemen, please, calm down.
52:41Stop!
52:42That's my dress.
52:44That is my dress.
52:47Thank God I got here in time.
52:49It's the Pierre Tosche original.
52:51Sorry, Misha.
52:57Sorry, Misha.
53:01That's impossible because I designed the dress.
53:05Lies.
53:05I designed it, and I can prove it.
53:09In every dress, there is a label made with golden thread sewn into the seam.
53:15Allow me.
53:22It's there.
53:23She's a thief.
53:25That dress was taken from my studio two days ago.
53:29Security, call the police.
53:30No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
53:33Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
53:35It was my brother, Ralph.
53:39Ralph is your brother?
53:40Yes.
53:41And he tried to have Pamela killed.
53:43Not true.
53:46Misha did it all.
53:50Misha did it all.
53:52She blackmailed me to kill Pamela, and she made me steal the dress.
53:56She drugged her and wanted me to have sex of her and take photos of her.
54:01What?
54:02What?
54:03I couldn't go through with it.
54:05Misha did it all.
54:07I believe him.
54:09So do I.
54:12Take her away.
54:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
54:17It was Daniel.
54:20Daniel is a pervert who's obsessed with Pamela.
54:25He's got all of these pictures and these videos of her,
54:29and, and he's obsessed with trying to hurt his younger brother.
54:33He deserves it.
54:40He deserves all of it.
54:41He's always the first.
54:42He gets everything he wants.
54:43I'm the firstborn.
54:45It's my turn.
54:46My turn.
54:47Take them both away.
54:48Call the police.
54:49Get away from me.
54:50Get your hands off me.
54:51Get your hands off me.
54:53Mommy.
54:53Mother.
54:54Mother.
54:55Mommy.
54:56Mommy.
54:57Mommy.
54:59I hate you.
55:01I'll keep you.
55:02Oh, my God.
55:04Oh, my God.
55:05Oh, my God.
55:05We are so, so, so, so, so sorry.
55:07Oh, my God.
55:07We are so sorry.
55:09She got us full.
55:10We hit that.
55:11I forgive you.
55:12Really?
55:13Oh, my God.
55:14Thank you so much.
55:15Stand up.
55:17She may forgive you, but I don't.
55:21You're fired.
55:23Get your hands off of me.
55:25Ow.
55:25Ow.
55:26I hated this job.
55:27Please.
55:27Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the true hearts and roses, the future
55:37princess and the future queen of Westmarch.
55:42The future princess and the future queen of Westmarch, Miss Pamela Ross.
55:53James.
55:54Oh, my God.
56:00Oh, my God.
56:01Ah!
56:03Fuck!
56:04Fuck!