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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02What'd you do that for?
00:01:05Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:02:08The ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please.
00:02:10Everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:38She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:01Okay, quick rundown of the echo system.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay.
00:03:11Here we have our fiscators.
00:03:13The jocks.
00:03:14The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:32Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:48I wouldn't dare.
00:03:50Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:52I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:03It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Hmm.
00:04:22Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:42Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's good.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:51Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Man, I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He just called us.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk.
00:05:20If you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33He's got a fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:39Oh, thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:58I'm Jason.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:03Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Jason.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Jason, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:21I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:52Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:33Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah, where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Yeah, go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:49Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:13Oh, my God.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:20Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen, is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02I'm so sorry.
00:09:29How is she not here?
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:59What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up, secondhand Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup,
00:10:41better clothes,
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair,
00:10:45you could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:59You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close,
00:11:04and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all,
00:11:40you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd,
00:11:42and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly,
00:11:45the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important,
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1,500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know,
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:57Loops it.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would have paid to see that.
00:13:09Ow!
00:13:10Oh, my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:15Oh, God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40I'll see you.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:04You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes
00:14:11in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby.
00:15:33I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Gab, everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:48Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:10If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:22I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis quote with your name on it.
00:16:42Can you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better, so bye.
00:16:54Oh, God.
00:17:08Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41On this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:45Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being,
00:20:38Eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:41and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking,
00:21:20hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:33You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:35Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:39After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:38You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:25:07Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:26:00Oh, my God.
00:26:02Oh, my God.
00:26:04What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:34Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:04Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:42Ew.
00:27:43Ew.
00:27:43Ew.
00:27:43Ew.
00:27:44Ew.
00:27:44Ew.
00:27:44Ew.
00:27:44Ew.
00:27:45Ew.
00:27:46Ew.
00:27:46Ew.
00:27:46Ew.
00:27:46Ew.
00:27:46Ew.
00:27:46Ew.
00:27:47Ew.
00:27:48Ew.
00:27:48Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:13Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:20Hey, Rose.
00:28:21Mm-hmm.
00:28:22Save a new seat.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:24No, you don't.
00:28:25Jason.
00:28:26What'd you say about me?
00:28:27Sorry, Eric.
00:28:28On the way back?
00:28:29Yeah.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:31Yeah.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33Sure.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:35Sure.
00:28:36Boopie.
00:28:37Boopie.
00:28:38I'm gonna sit right here.
00:28:39on my man's lap.
00:28:40Sloan.
00:28:41Sloan.
00:28:42Seriously?
00:28:43There's no room.
00:28:44There's no room.
00:28:45Boopie.
00:28:46Boopie.
00:28:47Boopie.
00:28:48Boopie.
00:28:49I'm gonna sit right here.
00:28:50Boopie.
00:28:51Boopie.
00:28:52I'm gonna sit right here.
00:28:55On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan.
00:29:10Seriously?
00:29:11There's no room.
00:29:12everyone i have an announcement to make i'm having a party saturday
00:29:21and audrey rose wintersby's gonna be there better show up
00:29:27so you're gonna go i don't think i'd be welcome
00:29:39why not i'll be going
00:29:41well okay then i'll go
00:29:46listen you want chase and i want rose so well looks like we have something in common
00:29:59exactly i got a plan
00:30:02all right here we go this was a mistake i don't belong here
00:30:20yes yes you do you're with me that's my point see eric is here i don't think i can take
00:30:27more rejection
00:30:27this could be a turning point just stick with me okay
00:30:36okay ready
00:30:41oh look rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:50no thank you i don't drink of course you don't so you virgins ever been to a real party before
00:31:04oh my god you are virgins
00:31:10shut up son stop being a jerk
00:31:12okay how about a little game of truth or dare
00:31:16yeah truth or dare
00:31:18oh my god come on gabby we don't have all night
00:31:30what's your favorite color
00:31:44uh okay what kind of question is that blue
00:31:49virgin
00:31:50virgin
00:31:51sloan
00:31:52what
00:31:53okay
00:31:55ooo
00:31:56eric to rose
00:31:58okay
00:31:59rose
00:32:00truth or dare
00:32:02dare
00:32:03you gotta give me a kiss
00:32:05wait
00:32:06wait
00:32:07what come on rose
00:32:08rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose
00:32:26what the hell
00:32:27hey
00:32:28watch
00:32:29oh yeah
00:32:30what are you gonna do about it
00:32:32you're gonna do about it
00:32:35no gabby wait
00:32:36wait
00:32:37let her go
00:32:38she'll chase her she's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:41okay
00:32:42chasen
00:32:43you're up
00:32:44truth or dare
00:32:45dare
00:32:46i dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for saturday night
00:32:54rose
00:32:55will you go to dinner with me on saturday
00:32:58what
00:32:59i'd love to
00:33:01i'd love to
00:33:02i'm so sorry did i ruin your dime store blouse
00:33:04oh my god why don't you go to the bathroom
00:33:07i'm so sorry did i ruin your dime store blouse
00:33:09Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:43I thought the door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:47I...
00:33:49Hi.
00:34:09You're so beautiful.
00:34:21What the...
00:34:27What the...
00:34:39Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06What?
00:35:07It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:19There is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:29I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up!
00:35:51They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:04Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please, what if I want to make this harder?
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Stop!
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:15Oh, shit!
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up!
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:31Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby,
00:36:37because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby,
00:36:51because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:56Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:12I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:15They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:20Are we still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:32He's an asshole.
00:37:34But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:39He was just kidding.
00:37:41Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:45Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:50Come on, just say yes.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:55Where I was.
00:37:56Early for my first real date.
00:37:57Hello?
00:37:58This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:37:59Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:00But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:04Mm.
00:38:057 p.m.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:08Thanks.
00:38:09Hmm.
00:38:10Hmm.
00:38:11Hmm.
00:38:12Hmm.
00:38:13Understand the assignment?
00:38:14Good.
00:38:15Good.
00:38:16Hmm.
00:38:17reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant Shea Maury's. 7 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay. Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:47Chesa, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:15I've fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh...
00:39:27I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:43You mind if I sit?
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:01Really?
00:40:03I was at Shea Maury's and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:13What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:25What?
00:40:27I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:29But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:31Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:33It's Jason.
00:40:35He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:37What's he saying?
00:40:38That you're a clueless virgin.
00:40:39And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:40No.
00:40:41I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:43Go ahead.
00:41:07You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:23What?
00:41:26Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:31I've been so stupid.
00:41:35I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure, let's go.
00:42:05What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:27Hello?
00:42:28Hello?
00:42:29I don't care.
00:42:30Well, you will.
00:42:31And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:32And you're going to ace this.
00:42:33Oh, no.
00:42:34What now?
00:42:35Sloan posted this.
00:42:36Jason and Sloan?
00:42:37They were together last night.
00:42:38And they're going to prom together.
00:42:40And they're going to prom together.
00:42:41But he said he liked me.
00:42:45Hey, Virgin.
00:42:46Did you hear me?
00:42:47Hey, Virgin.
00:42:48Did you hear me?
00:42:49Hey, Virgin.
00:42:50Did you hear me?
00:42:51The news?
00:42:52Jason and I are fucking.
00:42:53And we're going to prom together.
00:42:54Hey, Virgin.
00:42:55Did you hear the news?
00:42:56Jason and I are fucking.
00:42:57And we're going to prom together.
00:42:58Hmm.
00:42:59That's a lie.
00:43:00Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:01Oh, big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:05Enough.
00:43:06Take a look.
00:43:07Hey, Virgin.
00:43:11Do you hear the news?
00:43:12Charity and I are fucking.
00:43:13Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:14Ooh, big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:16hear the news Chasen and I are fucking and we're going to prom together hmm
00:43:21that's a lie just more of your petty cretinous gossip oh big word for the
00:43:28little virgin enough so I'm done playing by your classless moronic games you're
00:43:39just a low-rent slut everyone knows it and no one seems to care and you're
00:43:45just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up actually I'm not jealous because I
00:43:52don't believe it and even if it were true I wouldn't want him because I
00:43:58wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty skanky mouth you take that back or
00:44:06what
00:44:08bitch fight bitch fight bitch fight bitch girls girls what's going on here
00:44:27this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence third strike
00:44:40you're out expelled now go get your things but I didn't touch her I didn't touch you I
00:44:50said go you heard the man go
00:45:06and expelled
00:45:11but the academy decathlon we're gonna be disqualified I'm so so sorry
00:45:22what you heard me you were jealous of nose and because of that I'm not gonna go to
00:45:39college oh honey you were never going to college you're too stupid says a girl
00:45:45who's body count is higher than her IQ shut up you pathetic prude
00:45:50shut up you pathetic prude
00:45:59you Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper
00:46:05Gabby wait I'm so so sorry a lot of good that does us now
00:46:17we're disqualified Rose you got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost
00:46:24but I tried no I don't get a scholarship I don't get to go to college
00:46:29and it's all because of you but you and your drama like why couldn't you just be a normal person
00:46:39that was so hot
00:46:50you
00:47:00you
00:47:02you
00:47:04you
00:47:08you
00:47:10you
00:47:12you
00:47:14you
00:47:16you
00:47:42you
00:47:43you
00:47:44you
00:48:13you
00:48:14tell me I was going to but then the whole date thing happened and you and Sloan
00:48:22happened and then you weren't speaking to me actually no one is speaking to me
00:48:30I sleep with Sloan she drugged me and the date thing was a setup Eric told me
00:48:38it was some scheme that Sloan had they set me up to I'm sorry
00:48:54why didn't you tell me why don't you want anyone to know who you are I just wanted
00:49:02a chance to feel like a normal teen and I wanted you to like me for me and not
00:49:12because of what I am I'm crazy about you too
00:49:19you're so beautiful
00:49:32why are you wet
00:49:59it doesn't matter
00:50:02I have an idea
00:50:06what let's do something that normal teens do
00:50:11you are going to go hand me at all
00:50:28okay I give up
00:50:31you should give up
00:50:32I haven't played video games since I was a kid
00:50:36you did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself
00:50:38is this what normal teens do
00:50:44yeah pretty much
00:50:47and hang out with their butlers
00:50:50you're different when you're like this
00:51:06You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I know our new dates can feel this special.
00:51:33Who did I?
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:06I'm a virgin.
00:52:12I love you, Rose.
00:52:15I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you.
00:52:28I love you.
00:53:01I worked up an appetite.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:31Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:10And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:16Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, guys.
00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people's.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:19It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeak.
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:23Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
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01:00:09everyone all right all right I know you want to get back to dancing but let's take a moment
01:00:19to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:24Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28Gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes girl
01:01:08and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after