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00:00:006.45 a.m. here on Northport, and the temperature on the island is bracing 62 degrees.
00:00:24You're listening to WNPT, serving up a non-stop menu of White Rock.
00:00:30It was a light laughter for all you, uh, for all you, uh, coffee enceivers.
00:00:36We seem to be having some technical difficulties.
00:00:39It was good for a light laugh in my book.
00:00:42However, our intrepid engineer is out of the transmitter and in port upset.
00:00:48Please stand by.
00:00:49Hold, please.
00:01:19You beat me, Millie?
00:01:26You mean woke you.
00:01:27Listen, Richard, my switchboard's been buzzing with strange calls.
00:01:30Item one, Roger Gordon didn't come home last night, and...
00:01:34Let me guess, a tourist girl is missing.
00:01:37That old lighthouse does it every time, doesn't it?
00:01:39Anyway, I told his mom you'd check up there.
00:01:42Item two, that dog at the intake trailer is still barking.
00:01:46Here's a thought. Send the dog after the Gordon kid.
00:01:49Items three, four, and five, Mrs. Pennington.
00:01:52Three times she calls about pages falling out of her books.
00:01:56Richard, are you still with me?
00:01:58Yeah, Millie, I'm here. I'm here. I'm on my way to the lighthouse, okay?
00:02:01That's it for now. Oh, bite my tongue.
00:02:04What is it?
00:02:05The mayor's birthday is Sunday, and there's somebody, a VIP, coming in on the morning plane.
00:02:09You know, a surprise.
00:02:11I take it that means you'll head out there.
00:02:15I'm lying to Millie.
00:02:27Homer!
00:02:28Oh, shit.
00:02:38Hey, you want to go hunting today, Homer?
00:02:41I'm always on the hood, Jake.
00:02:42Oh, yeah.
00:02:46Homer!
00:02:47You got piss, Chief?
00:02:50Yep.
00:02:50I know about piss, and if you want to stop them, you've got to do one thing.
00:02:55What's that?
00:02:55You've got to...
00:02:57Ah, don't leave food out.
00:03:01Thanks, Jake.
00:03:03Morning.
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00:03:05Hey, Mr.
00:03:06Charlie.
00:03:08Chief's got piss.
00:03:09Now, you leave him be, Dad.
00:03:11It's just bugs.
00:03:12At the store, if it's not rats, it's bugs.
00:03:15Rats is the worst.
00:03:16And don't you tell me no different.
00:03:18North Port, it's a damn floating cesspool, you ask me.
00:03:21Do you mind eating here?
00:03:23Oh, sorry.
00:03:24I went over to the mainland yesterday.
00:03:27I wondered where you were.
00:03:28I got you something.
00:03:33Oh, yeah?
00:03:33Yeah.
00:03:37I see what I'm doing.
00:03:38Hmm.
00:03:42Ooh.
00:03:44Huh?
00:03:44You're one mean piece of law enforcement, Sheriff.
00:03:49You bet I am.
00:03:53Drop by later?
00:03:56After I tame these mean streets.
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00:07:26Loan when Intech wants to give it to you, not before.
00:07:30Now, look, I'm going to tell you something.
00:07:32I'm going to take the time to do this.
00:07:37Intech is going to take this backward little island into the 20th century,
00:07:41and I will not allow any narrow-minded, provincial, greedy little merchant
00:07:47to drive away the tourists.
00:07:53You're going to miss your lunch.
00:07:57You know, Mayor, we can't control everything on this island.
00:08:03Go away, Si.
00:08:17How long are you staying?
00:08:19I don't know yet.
00:08:22I need to spend some time with my dad.
00:08:24Do you want to get together tonight?
00:08:305-6-6.
00:08:322-7-2-8.
00:08:32Tell your dad happy birthday.
00:08:512-7-3-8.
00:09:032-7-3.
00:09:05Oh, my God.
00:09:35Look older, Dad.
00:10:05Well, you're what I wanted for my birthday.
00:10:10I'm glad.
00:10:11Millie?
00:10:25No sign of Roger at the lighthouse.
00:10:28Well, I'll be dipped.
00:10:29Listen, I've got five more door complaints.
00:10:31You want to check it out, or should I just explain that he's part of nature's never-ending wonder?
00:10:36You know, like tripe?
00:10:39On my way.
00:10:39Oh, my God.
00:10:45Oh, my God.
00:11:15Dammit, Jake, what if I have my gun out?
00:11:30Only old sneaks up on you, Chief.
00:11:34You gotta keep one eye open.
00:11:37Why'd you get out of here so fast?
00:11:40Never swim in a public pool.
00:11:42Only kiss a woman you trust.
00:11:50Jake, we gotta talk.
00:11:53We had this discussion about other people's property, Jake.
00:12:02Ah, yeah, I...
00:12:04All right, look, that's what I want you to do.
00:12:07I want you to take the boat back today.
00:12:10I won't say another word about it, okay?
00:12:12Today.
00:12:13I'll take it back today.
00:12:16Thanks, Jake.
00:12:19You gonna marry my daughter, Chief?
00:12:20I like her, Jake.
00:12:26And then you're here.
00:12:39You gotta take it back.
00:12:44I know.
00:12:44What happened to Mom's chocolate?
00:13:14I put everything in the basement after the funeral.
00:13:19I mean, a little while later, you know.
00:13:28Beth, I am sorry.
00:13:32I'm sorry that I couldn't help you more.
00:13:36Listen to me, please.
00:13:38I know you were hurting.
00:13:43I couldn't even help myself.
00:13:44Beth, I guess I just don't want to lose you again, all right?
00:14:02I know.
00:14:02I know you were hurting.
00:14:17I know you were hurting.
00:14:20I know you were hurting.
00:14:22I'll see you next time.
00:14:52So the gorilla looks at Lady Di and says, Richard, are you on your way to Intech yet?
00:15:22Since when?
00:15:32I'll see you next time.
00:16:02Ah!
00:16:03Ah!
00:16:04Ah!
00:16:05Ah!
00:16:06Ah!
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00:16:27Ah!
00:16:30Ah!
00:16:31Ah!
00:16:32Ah!
00:16:33Oh, God, I hurt your head.
00:16:34I could've done that.
00:16:35Oh, God, I hurt your hair.
00:16:42I could have done that.
00:16:43It's okay. It's going to be all right.
00:17:05Yeah, Richard.
00:17:20Mayor, I just dropped by to see if Elizabeth's all right.
00:17:23Oh, she's all right. What the hell do you think happened?
00:17:25I don't know.
00:17:26I already talked to Simpson about going out there. He used to hunt mountain lions.
00:17:30Mountain lions? Why? You think it's an animal?
00:17:32I hope so.
00:17:33Dad?
00:17:34Good night. Good night, Richard.
00:17:36Elizabeth. Hi.
00:17:38Hi.
00:17:41Well, Richard, I would hold off on Simpson. It's in Tech's land.
00:17:45They'll probably want to take care of it themselves.
00:17:48Seems to me this is everybody's problem.
00:17:50Yeah, I'll call them first thing in the morning.
00:18:04Want to get some fresh air?
00:18:05Mm-hmm.
00:18:05You know, the whole time I was growing up, all I could think about was moving to the city.
00:18:14Then when I moved to the city, all I could think about was coming back here.
00:18:17Why didn't you?
00:18:18So why is our old hideout all finced off?
00:18:22In Tech's building condos up there. Your father made a deal with them to develop the island.
00:18:29North Fork. The new yucky heaven.
00:18:32Well, Elias is just trying to give people a reason to stay here.
00:18:35No, don't try to stall me on this.
00:18:39No, I don't know for certain what it was, but I'm sure we both understand the implications.
00:18:44I worked on this newspaper I wrote about traffic accidents and smog levels.
00:18:50Mark, my editor, always says that the only people who truly like L.A. have never lived anywhere else.
00:18:55What?
00:18:56It's, um, open-ended.
00:19:00Mark's a friend.
00:19:01You better go.
00:19:05Richard, I'm sorry.
00:19:08I never knew why you left, Beth.
00:19:14I left because...
00:19:17Because I'd always been treated like I was 17 here.
00:19:22And I left because I needed to feel separate from the island.
00:19:26I needed to feel separate from my dad.
00:19:31Separate from me?
00:19:33No, Richard, not from you.
00:19:35Well, my dad was ruining that, too.
00:19:38Richard, don't be angry with me.
00:19:44Glad you're home.
00:19:45Take your last poison rat breath.
00:19:59Fuck.
00:20:19Show yourself!
00:20:21Death comes slow to those who run.
00:20:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:54I am!
00:20:55I've known you are sick,
00:20:56and I've seen what I've heard of George!
00:20:58You've done me a slater alone!
00:21:10Are you a asshole?
00:21:11Stop, stop!
00:21:13Go, soldier, please!
00:21:14Please, please...
00:21:15Stop!
00:21:16No!
00:21:17No!
00:21:19No!
00:21:20No!
00:21:21Oh!
00:21:31Homer!
00:21:38Whoa! Hi, Sheriff.
00:21:41Geez, you know, I was reading the darnedest thing last night, Sheriff.
00:21:44How long do you reckon a man could last in Alaska?
00:21:47Middle of summer.
00:21:49Fuck me.
00:21:50I'm not too good at riddles, Homer.
00:21:52Well, this ain't no riddle. I read this in American Entomologist.
00:21:54Three days.
00:21:55Uh-uh. I give up.
00:21:56Twenty minutes.
00:21:57I swell, Homer.
00:21:58You know why it's only gonna last twenty minutes?
00:22:00Huh? Huh? Huh?
00:22:01Huh?
00:22:02I don't know, Homer.
00:22:03Because after twenty minutes,
00:22:05mosquitoes would have sucked out every pint of blood in.
00:22:07Wow!
00:22:08Listen, Homer.
00:22:11Can you spray my place?
00:22:13Well, not today, Sheriff. I gotta go spray the cabins.
00:22:16I'll tell you what I'll do, though.
00:22:20Some arachnids.
00:22:22Pleiomintes.
00:22:23Cleopatra.
00:22:24Ah!
00:22:25Peplenetta.
00:22:26Here.
00:22:27You take this, and you call me in the morning, okay?
00:22:30Okay!
00:22:31Light the state, but gotta go, Sheriff!
00:22:33It was stripped to the bone.
00:22:34That dog was dead before it knew it.
00:22:35William?
00:22:36Four years is a long time.
00:22:37That's how the Sheriff took it.
00:22:38Don't let me interrupt you boys.
00:22:39Hello.
00:22:40Hello.
00:22:41Awfully quiet in here this morning?
00:22:42Good morning, Sheriff.
00:22:43Say I hear Elizabeth's back. Now, how long has it been since...
00:22:45Denver omelet. Yesterday.
00:22:46Oh!
00:22:47Oh!
00:22:48Good morning, Sheriff. Say I hear Elizabeth's back. Now, how long has it been since...
00:22:52Denver omelet. Yesterday.
00:22:53Sure.
00:22:54Sure.
00:22:55Well, right away.
00:22:56Good morning.
00:22:57Good morning.
00:22:58Good morning, Sheriff.
00:22:59Good morning, Sheriff. Say I hear Elizabeth's back. Now, how long has it been since...
00:23:03Denver omelet. Yesterday.
00:23:05Sure.
00:23:06Well, right away.
00:23:07Gotta go.
00:23:08Sure.
00:23:09Go.
00:23:10Go.
00:23:11Denver omelette. Yesterday.
00:23:18Well, right away.
00:23:23Gotta go.
00:23:41Mayor Johnson.
00:23:49Oh, no, please just call me a liar.
00:23:50They're not very formal here on the island.
00:23:52Dr. Hubbard.
00:23:55Of course, we could change that.
00:23:58Allow me.
00:24:09Somebody else supply these units?
00:24:11No, they're ordered by me.
00:24:26So, what's up, Elias?
00:24:28Dr. Hubbard, this is Richard Tarbell.
00:24:30Richard is our...
00:24:31No, thank you.
00:24:34He's a new sheriff.
00:24:35He sort of inherited the job from his father.
00:24:38Dr. Hubbard is here to check on the animal bites on the dog.
00:24:40The carcass.
00:24:42Well, Simpson is getting ready to go up and hunt for tracks.
00:24:46Richard, that's private property,
00:24:50and I'm sure that Intech would prefer that Dr. Hubbard
00:24:52continued the investigation from here on in.
00:24:56Do you ever hunted, doctor?
00:24:59Often.
00:25:00Do you ever have a dog, Dr. Hubbard?
00:25:12Do you ever have a dog, Dr. Hubbard?
00:25:26Not until now.
00:25:31Let me know where she finds it.
00:25:38Richard, I know you're there.
00:25:39I can hear you breathing.
00:25:40Listen, Jenny Pennington called.
00:25:42You know that it's working at Perkins Market.
00:25:44She's got some kind of problem in the meat department.
00:25:47Millie, get on the horn to Intech Corp.
00:25:49Find out the official capacity of a Dr. Morgan Hubbard.
00:25:53Morgan Hubbard?
00:25:54That's a real name?
00:25:56What the heck you got out there, Richard?
00:25:57It's an itch I gotta scratch.
00:26:03Is it them?
00:26:04When I came in this morning, you know,
00:26:12it was all just like this.
00:26:14Weird, huh?
00:26:15Where's Perkins, Jen?
00:26:16Boss is fishing.
00:26:17I'm watching the store by myself.
00:26:20God, he's gonna be so pissed.
00:26:22Do you think this is a joke or something?
00:26:24I mean, in my dormant school,
00:26:26they used to play pranks and, you know.
00:26:28Well, some of these tourists have a strange sense of humor.
00:26:34Perkins has mice, doesn't he, Jen?
00:26:35Uh-huh.
00:26:35I thought of that, too, but you know what?
00:26:38Bizarre.
00:26:43Yuck.
00:26:44What the heck's going on around here, Sheriff?
00:26:49We have ourselves a trap.
00:26:54Place the resonator in the ground
00:26:56while I initiate the homing cycle.
00:26:58Okay.
00:27:04That's adequate.
00:27:08Now we'll get some bait.
00:27:19Kitty.
00:27:19Is this gonna be much longer?
00:27:33I hope not.
00:27:34If you'd like to,
00:27:36there's one good restaurant.
00:27:47Jesus.
00:27:48Oh, my God.
00:28:18I need a place to work.
00:28:39Very brave, very strange creatures.
00:28:43The way they don't run from the light is one would expect them to.
00:28:48Yeah, doctor, let's not get off the track.
00:28:56The point is, can we contain them, right?
00:28:59The way they collect on the carcass, they're belligerent, almost warlike.
00:29:06You done yet, Mr. Exterminator?
00:29:21Lillian, I keep telling you, I'm not an exterminator.
00:29:25I'm a pest control agent.
00:29:27It's kind of hard to exterminate a species that's been around for 25 million years
00:29:31when the only natural predators it's got is me, your foot, and some sticky paper.
00:29:35And I'm sure they'll all be at the beach sunbathing long after humanity blows us all up.
00:29:42Uh...
00:29:42Finish the job, Homer.
00:29:45Yeah.
00:29:48Hi.
00:29:49Long time no see.
00:29:51Hi.
00:29:52Heard you were back?
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:55Are you staying?
00:29:56I don't know yet.
00:29:57Trying to decide whether to move back.
00:30:00Well, honey, I'm on the 40 side of 30.
00:30:03I make a living serving broken eggs to yokels.
00:30:08My dad spends his leisure hours in a garbage dump.
00:30:12And when you're not around,
00:30:13the one man in town worth walking across the street for comes to see me.
00:30:19So you decide.
00:30:24Uh...
00:30:24You done, Homer?
00:30:26Yeah.
00:30:27Yeah.
00:30:28Really?
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:32Yokel, Homer?
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:35Coffee?
00:30:36Yes, please.
00:30:39Hand me my scalpel, will you?
00:30:40It's in the case.
00:30:51I so admire these nymph cockroaches.
00:30:55Their ability to reproduce without the contribution of their male counterpart.
00:31:03What is it?
00:31:14My hand.
00:31:19They're biting my hand.
00:31:22Take your hand out.
00:31:27Take your hand out.
00:31:28Jesus.
00:31:34Unbelievable.
00:31:36Unbelievable.
00:31:36I don't know.
00:32:06I don't know.
00:32:36I don't know.
00:33:06I don't know.
00:33:11Stop screwing around and kill them right now, please.
00:33:15That's precisely what I intend to do.
00:33:17Go do it.
00:33:18What exactly is this?
00:33:39It's called retinose.
00:33:40All right, you tell me when.
00:33:43Now.
00:33:52I'll have to try a higher concentration.
00:33:54Do you have enough with you to gas hold?
00:34:11I don't know.
00:34:15Retinone in the dosage that I just used is lethal to human beings.
00:34:20What the hell did I listen to them, all right?
00:34:35Why did I listen to them?
00:34:36We can, we can control it.
00:34:37It's...
00:34:38I'm going to evacuate the island.
00:34:42No, there's another way.
00:34:44Give me 24 hours.
00:34:45Don't.
00:34:46Don't light them.
00:34:4824 hours.
00:34:49That's all I'm asking.
00:34:50It's all right.
00:34:59It's all right.
00:34:59Oh, my God.
00:35:29Oh, my God.
00:35:59Oh, my God.
00:36:29Oh, my God.
00:36:59Oh, my God.
00:37:29Oh, my God.
00:37:31You're going to tell me what it is?
00:37:33Paraplaneta.
00:37:34They're big paraplaneta, but paraplaneta's just the same.
00:37:38And what might that be in plain English?
00:37:40Cockroach droppings.
00:37:41Come here.
00:37:51Could roaches do that?
00:37:53Yeah, if they had a knife and fork.
00:37:54Sheriff, Sheriff Tarbell.
00:38:00Yeah, Millie.
00:38:02Got the scoop on Dr. Morgan Hubbard.
00:38:04Couldn't get anything from intact.
00:38:06Very unpleasant people.
00:38:07So I had Mrs. Pennington take a gander at the who's who of medicine.
00:38:11Guess the pages didn't fall out of that one, eh?
00:38:14Anyway, seems Hubbard was a hot shot in genetics at MIT a few years back until they kicked her out.
00:38:20For what?
00:38:22Illegal experiments.
00:38:24Jeez, what kind of experiments are illegal?
00:38:28You find this sheriff as much of a pest as I do?
00:38:31You find this sheriff as much as I do.
00:39:02I'm tattooed, much of an Mission.
00:39:28I'm tattooed.
00:39:28I got some explore.
00:39:29I'm tattooed.
00:39:30I have had enough of your patronizing, Elias.
00:39:52Bringing in outsiders is not the solution.
00:39:54All right, tomorrow, dawn, I'm taking a search party into those caves, and I'm going to put a stock to this.
00:40:02No, you're not. The situation is under control, and you're going to leave it alone.
00:40:05It doesn't look under control to me.
00:40:07Stay out of those damn caves until I tell you different, all right?
00:40:12I wasn't thrown out of MIT, Sheriff.
00:40:16I left, voluntarily.
00:40:19I found the whole situation there rather stifling.
00:40:23Hey, you know, there will come a day when there will be no need for pesticides or chemicals, all these things that harm us.
00:40:34Genetic engineering is part of our future.
00:40:37Now it is true that I have done some experiments here at Northport.
00:40:42Of course, I can't tell you the exact nature of the experiments,
00:40:45but I can assure you that I've got everything completely under control,
00:40:48and that by tomorrow, it'll all be over.
00:40:53Dad, are you going to come clean with us or not?
00:40:58Elias, I don't think there's any point in...
00:41:00Doctor, shut up.
00:41:02Look, if you don't think there's anything unusual going on up in those caves,
00:41:05why don't we go take a look right now?
00:41:07No.
00:41:07Dad, look at me.
00:41:09It was awful.
00:41:09I don't know what's up in those caves.
00:41:11I don't know what those things were, but something chased me out of those caves.
00:41:15Baby.
00:41:17Baby, look, I'm sorry.
00:41:18I'm sorry, but you're just going to have to trust me.
00:41:20I wish I could.
00:41:25Tarbo, you stay the hell out of those caves.
00:41:33My dad always said this day would come.
00:41:37He hoped I'd be up to him.
00:41:40Thanks.
00:41:40Thanks.
00:41:41Thanks.
00:41:41Thanks.
00:41:50Church, don't play with the garbage.
00:42:05You're not a raccoon.
00:42:06Yeah, right, Lillian.
00:42:11Shit.
00:42:11Well.
00:42:22What's the truth?
00:42:23Ow!
00:42:24Jesus, please.
00:42:28What's the truth?
00:42:30Ow!
00:42:30Ow!
00:42:39Jesus, please.
00:42:40Oh, my God.
00:43:10Yeah, it's Johnston.
00:43:28Johnston.
00:43:29No, no tea.
00:43:30Well, Mr. Johnston, I'm sorry, but Mr. Hauser is unavailable at the moment.
00:43:34Yes, yes.
00:43:35Now, you listen to me.
00:43:36You tell Mr. Hauser he is to call me immediately.
00:43:38It's a matter of life and death.
00:43:46Richard, do you have a shirt I can put on?
00:43:48One sec.
00:43:58Knock, knock.
00:43:58Thanks.
00:44:05Feeling better?
00:44:06A bit.
00:44:08You know, your dad's a pain in the ass, but I can't believe he'd do anything to endanger Northport.
00:44:13You don't know my dad very well.
00:44:14After my mother's funeral, I just wanted somebody to comfort me, to hold.
00:44:28I went up to my dad's room, and he wasn't there.
00:44:32But there was a letter on his desk.
00:44:37It was from my mother.
00:44:41Was her suicide known?
00:44:47Beth, it was an accident.
00:44:48She knew how many pills to take.
00:44:50He lied, Richard.
00:44:52He lied to me, and he lied to Sam.
00:44:54Because for him, the suicide's an embarrassment.
00:45:04I did miss you, Richard.
00:45:08I missed you.
00:45:09I missed you.
00:45:09I missed you.
00:45:13I missed you.
00:45:19I missed you.
00:45:21I missed you.
00:45:23I missed you.
00:45:24I missed you.
00:45:28I missed you.
00:45:31Yeah.
00:45:35Jake!
00:45:38Ready or not, here I come!
00:45:41Jake!
00:45:43Send the women home.
00:45:44It's time for checkers.
00:45:49You should quit moving stuff on me, Jake.
00:45:53I missed you.
00:45:54Jake! Hey, Jake!
00:46:00Dead of the world, huh? Lillian sent the good stuff.
00:46:14Wakey, wakey, Jakey, Jakey.
00:46:24I'm sorry.
00:46:31I'm sorry, Jakey.
00:46:49All right, Hauser, you just try concentrating.
00:46:52All right, Hauser, you just try concentrating. You're not grasping this.
00:46:54If this gets to the mainland, we'll never stop it.
00:46:57Is it possible you're overreacting, Elias?
00:47:00If retinone is lethal to human beings, that means evacuation.
00:47:03That means official scrutiny.
00:47:06Hauser, scrutiny is nothing compared to the alternative.
00:47:18Don't go back to Los Angeles.
00:47:22Come back with me.
00:47:29You do still owe me, you know.
00:47:39I'll show you.
00:47:41I appreciate that you're under stress, but I need a clear head out there.
00:47:45All right, you try this. See if this is clear enough.
00:47:48If you don't take immediate action, my next call will be to the New York Times. Is that clear?
00:47:54That would be a mistake, Elias. There are many heads on the chopping block here.
00:47:59No, you try me.
00:48:00Elias, look, I prefer spraying at night. I'll get on it now. Stay close.
00:48:07Yeah.
00:48:11Come to L.A. We'll call it even.
00:48:16You'll love it out there. There's sunshine everywhere and health clubs every three blocks and palm trees everywhere and a real beach without rocks.
00:48:24Just want to be where you are.
00:48:26Oh, Richard!
00:48:37Richard!
00:48:37Millie?
00:48:59Mill?
00:49:00Richard, I was just trying to reach you.
00:49:02Millie, get a hold of Homer.
00:49:03Richard, hold on.
00:49:05Perkins was fishing down near the beach.
00:49:07He thinks he found the Gordon kid
00:49:09and that missing tourist girl.
00:49:10Dead.
00:49:25Shoot, I forgot them.
00:49:28Oh, no biggie.
00:49:30Okay.
00:49:31Oh, you didn't.
00:49:39Oh, you shouldn't.
00:49:55Did you make a mess?
00:49:57Oh, you know if I did, I'd clean it up.
00:49:59Oh, well, I doubt that.
00:50:02Come on, Aunt Clara.
00:50:03I'm not always that bad.
00:50:05Oh, you're a piece of work, Jenny.
00:50:08Oh, I know I've been in pain since I came to stay,
00:50:11but I hope this makes it up to you.
00:50:13Now, you don't get to bed too late now.
00:50:15Huh?
00:50:15That daggone thing's going to deafen you.
00:50:19What?
00:50:19What?
00:50:19All you want to do is what you want in the end,
00:50:32you're a bad girl.
00:50:35Hmm.
00:50:36Oh, you're a bad girl.
00:51:06Oh, no.
00:51:13No.
00:51:14Get out of here.
00:51:14Get out of here.
00:51:15Get out of here.
00:51:16Get out of here.
00:51:17Get out of here.
00:51:18Get out of here.
00:51:19Ow.
00:51:21Jenny.
00:51:23Jenny.
00:51:24Jenny, no.
00:51:26No.
00:51:27No.
00:51:27No.
00:51:28No.
00:51:28No.
00:51:30Get out of here.
00:51:31Ow.
00:51:32Ow.
00:51:32Jenny.
00:51:36Entry number 127.
00:51:58Hybrid paraplaneta unstable.
00:52:04Correction, correction.
00:52:06Advanced, highly superior to the original hybrid.
00:52:12Now, let's look at the magnification of the egg capsules.
00:52:25The egg capsules, having survived the retinone, have hatched.
00:52:33They're immune.
00:52:34Easy, easy.
00:52:43Now I'm losing his head.
00:52:47All right.
00:52:51What do you want me to do with him?
00:52:53Take him to Doc Bimstings.
00:52:54All right, I'll see you in town.
00:52:57What a mess.
00:53:06Richard, I have to go back to my dad's.
00:53:07I've got to force him to tell me what's going on.
00:53:19Subject's DNA proves a remarkable capacity for adaptation.
00:53:23I did it.
00:53:28Hello?
00:53:30Hello, Hauser.
00:53:33Five o'clock tomorrow morning.
00:53:35Right, 5 a.m.
00:53:37Listen, can you hear me?
00:53:39This line is going.
00:53:41Listen, listen to me.
00:53:59Hauser, if I can't get everyone off the island,
00:54:01we will turn on the lighthouse beam.
00:54:05Confirm.
00:54:07Do not spray.
00:54:08Lighthouse lit it.
00:54:10Yes.
00:54:10If the helicopters see a beam from the lighthouse,
00:54:13then don't spray.
00:54:15You got it.
00:54:17I'll see you later.
00:54:18Bye-bye.
00:54:29Bye-bye.
00:54:45Bye-bye.
00:54:45Bye-bye.
00:55:16Oh, no, I cannot change a hundred.
00:55:36Dessert, anybody?
00:55:38Refill on that coffee syrup?
00:55:43What are you staring at?
00:55:46Oh, no, lady, your time is up.
00:55:54I'm going to evacuate the island.
00:55:56They're spraying at 5 a.m.
00:55:57The roaches are immune to retinone.
00:56:01Spray if you want, Elias.
00:56:03But the results, when the eggs hatch,
00:56:05will be a species of roaches that no known chemical can kill.
00:56:09What do you mean? I saw them die.
00:56:11Yes, but their eggs became immunized.
00:56:16The lighthouse.
00:56:21The lighthouse, light the light.
00:56:24They won't spray if they see the beam.
00:56:27Quaint, Elias.
00:56:30Elias, don't do anything else.
00:56:33Right.
00:56:37It's party time, Bugs.
00:56:38And I'm making the cocktails.
00:56:40And I'm going to give you the good shit.
00:56:42I killed your father.
00:57:08I killed your grandfather.
00:57:11Now, by God, I'm going to kill you.
00:57:15Eh?
00:57:15Damn.
00:57:20Damn.
00:57:22Damn.
00:57:24Damn.
00:57:38Damn.
00:57:38Damn.
00:57:38Damn.
00:57:38Damn.
00:57:38Damn.
00:57:39Damn.
00:57:40Damn.
00:57:40Damn.
00:57:41Damn.
00:57:42Damn.
00:57:42Damn.
00:57:43Damn.
00:57:43Damn.
00:57:44Damn.
00:57:44Damn.
00:57:45Damn.
00:57:45Hubbard, where's the bean?
00:57:49Dad, what's going on in this island?
00:57:51You can go upstairs and pack. Right now.
00:57:54I've got to know what the hell's going on in this island.
00:57:58Hubbard!
00:57:59Dad!
00:58:00Come in. This is Richard.
00:58:02Millie.
00:58:04Millie?
00:58:10Millie?
00:58:15Millie?
00:58:22Millie?
00:58:27Where the hell?
00:58:29Oh.
00:58:30Oh, jeez.
00:58:45Oh, jeez.
00:58:46Oh, jeez.
00:58:47Oh, jeez.
00:58:48Oh, jeez.
00:58:49Oh, jeez.
00:58:50Oh, jeez.
00:58:51Oh, jeez.
00:58:52Oh, jeez.
00:58:53Oh, jeez.
00:58:54Oh, jeez.
00:58:55Oh, jeez.
00:58:56Oh, jeez.
00:58:57Oh, jeez.
00:58:58Oh, jeez.
00:58:59Oh, jeez.
00:59:00Oh, jeez.
00:59:01Oh, jeez.
00:59:02Oh, jeez.
00:59:03Oh, jeez.
00:59:04Oh, jeez.
00:59:05Oh, jeez.
00:59:06Oh, jeez.
00:59:07Oh, jeez.
00:59:08Oh, jeez.
00:59:09Oh, jeez.
00:59:10Oh, jeez.
00:59:11Oh, jeez.
00:59:12Oh, jeez.
00:59:13Oh, jeez.
00:59:14Lillian?
00:59:36Lillian.
00:59:38Oh, sweet.
00:59:42I'm sorry.
00:59:44I'm sorry.
00:59:50Sheriff, they killed Jay.
00:59:52They blew up my house.
00:59:54The roaches, they're everywhere.
00:59:56The whole town's dead, Sheriff.
00:59:58Lillian's dead.
01:00:08What are we gonna do, Sheriff, huh?
01:00:10What are we gonna do?
01:00:12Elias, there's a malfunction in the lighthouse beam.
01:00:20Elias, come in.
01:00:22Damn it, Elias.
01:00:24I love your mother.
01:00:26You got to know that.
01:00:28I love your mother.
01:00:30I love your mother.
01:00:32You got to know that.
01:00:34I know that, Dad.
01:00:36I know that, Dad.
01:00:38I know you did.
01:00:40Dad.
01:00:42I know that, Dad.
01:00:44I know you did.
01:00:46Dad.
01:00:48What are you running from?
01:00:50It was a mistake.
01:00:52It was a mistake.
01:00:54It wasn't supposed to hurt the island.
01:00:56It was just supposed to help.
01:00:58It was supposed to help everyone.
01:01:00What was?
01:01:02I wish you were a man.
01:01:16Well, since you're not.
01:01:18Why are the roaches killing people and how do we stop them?
01:01:22You can put that gun away, Sheriff.
01:01:24You can put that gun away, Sheriff.
01:01:26It was a normal in-tech research study.
01:01:30It took a turn that I didn't anticipate.
01:01:34I was trying to find an alternative to the pesticides.
01:01:38But over time, roaches become immune to the spraying.
01:01:41You're right about that, Sheriff.
01:01:44So you invented something.
01:01:46A roach that eats other roaches.
01:01:50And it was supposed to die out after one generation.
01:01:54It just kept getting hungry.
01:01:56See, the molecular structures are starting to evolve.
01:01:59Each host becomes a new species with the ability to act together.
01:02:03They're starting to develop real social instincts.
01:02:07It's quite lovely, actually.
01:02:09Gee, are you trying to say they're becoming intelligent?
01:02:14Possibly.
01:02:17Or...
01:02:18Or there's a queen.
01:02:20Which means there's a nest.
01:02:26I'll repeat, Byram.
01:02:28Independent pest control agent.
01:02:30Why experiment here?
01:02:32Because if I let them test here, they would invest in the island.
01:02:36Bev, don't look at me like that.
01:02:42I wasn't starting World War III, for God's sake.
01:02:44I wasn't a nuclear plant.
01:02:46This was supposed to be a boon to mankind.
01:02:48It was a chance to rid the world of a pest.
01:02:50An ancient, ancient...
01:02:52You've done to Northport what you did to my mother.
01:02:56You destroyed them both.
01:02:58You destroyed them both.
01:03:09Oh, my God.
01:03:10Now, let me get this right.
01:03:12Intech's gonna spray the island in a couple hours, unless the lighthouse is lit.
01:03:16And if they do spray, the bugs are dead.
01:03:18But so are we.
01:03:19You're saying that the unhatched roaches, which Beth saw in the nest,
01:03:22will not only survive the spraying, but be immune to the only spray that works on it now?
01:03:29Great.
01:03:30Let's light this candle.
01:04:00Back over here.
01:04:01Back over here.
01:04:10Back over here.
01:04:12Back over here.
01:04:13That's all right, Dad.
01:04:20He's cold, Richard.
01:04:22Richard Tarbell, Richard Tubbs, Sheriff Tarbell.
01:04:42Sheriff Tarbell, come in, please.
01:04:48Yes, what is it?
01:04:49Give me Tarbell.
01:04:50I'd like to do that, Elias, but it's very important that we get the light on.
01:04:56What the hell do you think you're doing? We need some help here. Give me Tarbell.
01:05:00Fire extinguishers. CO2 freezes the roaches.
01:05:20Fire thing.
01:05:30Fire.
01:05:38Fire.
01:05:40okay try that okay just keep trying i'm gonna check in with beth
01:05:58i just spoke to elias on the radio he and elizabeth are just fine
01:06:02and she says that she loves you and that they're counting on you
01:06:08you're running out of time pal hey this ain't no toaster sheriff okay okay okay that's it
01:06:17give it a go
01:06:17dad
01:06:31there's another extinguisher from the cabinet get it
01:06:39another extinguisher from the cabinet get it
01:06:51get out
01:07:04get out
01:07:18get out
01:07:20get out
01:07:22get out
01:07:32get out
01:07:35get out
01:07:37get out
01:07:43get out
01:07:48get out
01:07:53Hubbard, I said throw the circuit breaker.
01:08:14Maybe she got lost.
01:08:23Hubbard.
01:08:44Hubbard.
01:08:46Hubbard.
01:08:48Hubbard.
01:08:50Hubbard.
01:08:52Shhh.
01:08:53Shhh.
01:08:54Shhh.
01:09:01It's still here.
01:09:22Homer, go upstairs and get my gun.
01:09:29Uh...
01:09:30No, don't kill it.
01:09:31What do you want me to do, make friends with it, doctor?
01:09:32Homer?
01:09:33It's incredible.
01:09:34It's a hybrid of a hybrid.
01:09:35Whatever they ingest, they become.
01:09:37Homer.
01:09:38Homer.
01:09:39It's incredible.
01:09:40It's a hybrid of a hybrid.
01:09:42Whatever they ingest, they become.
01:09:44Homer.
01:09:45Homer, when I count to three, go upstairs and get the gun.
01:09:50I'll keep it occupied.
01:09:51Ready?
01:09:52No.
01:09:53One.
01:09:54Three.
01:09:55I'll keep it occupied.
01:09:56I'll keep it occupied.
01:09:57Ready?
01:09:58No.
01:09:59One.
01:10:00Three.
01:10:01Two.
01:10:02Three.
01:10:03Three.
01:10:04I'll keep it occupied.
01:10:05Ready?
01:10:06No.
01:10:07One.
01:10:08Two.
01:10:09Three.
01:10:10Three.
01:10:11Ah!
01:10:12No!
01:10:13No!
01:10:14No!
01:10:15No!
01:10:16No!
01:10:17No!
01:10:18No!
01:10:19No!
01:10:20No!
01:10:21No!
01:10:22No!
01:10:23No!
01:10:24No!
01:10:25Oh, my God.
01:10:55No bug too big, huh?
01:11:25No bug too big, huh?
01:11:55No bug too big, huh?
01:12:25Four o'clock! Get the choppers by an hour!
01:12:28All right, Hubbard, time to show us your goddamn nest.
01:12:55Elizabeth, Elias, come in!
01:13:19Elizabeth? Elizabeth? Elias, come in, please.
01:13:28Richard?
01:13:29Elizabeth, Elias, come in.
01:13:34Richard? I'm here.
01:13:37Beth? Is that you?
01:13:39Yes, please come in.
01:13:41You're breaking up, Beth. Switch to channel two.
01:13:44Can you hear me better?
01:13:48Beth, are you all right?
01:13:49Richard? My dad's dead.
01:13:54I'm sorry, Beth.
01:13:56Are you safe?
01:13:58Yes.
01:14:03Richard?
01:14:03I need you.
01:14:06You're sure you're safe?
01:14:08The brushes are gone?
01:14:10Beth, confirm, please.
01:14:12Oh, my God.
01:14:36Oh, my God.
01:14:36Oh, my God.
01:15:06Elizabeth, can you hear me?
01:15:36Elizabeth, can you hear me?
01:16:06Elizabeth, can you hear me?
01:16:11Uh-oh.
01:16:13Hey, Sheriff, the lighthouse is out.
01:16:18Hey, Homer, Homer, I want you to go to the lighthouse.
01:16:21I want you to work your magic. You've got better than 20 minutes.
01:16:24Yeah, uh, hey, Sheriff.
01:16:26You're right. Beth, I want you to go with Homer.
01:16:29No, she knows the caves. She has to show me the caves.
01:16:31I know the caves!
01:16:32Yes, but she's seen the nest. She knows where it is.
01:16:35There it is.
01:16:36Who is in charge here, Sheriff?
01:16:38No!
01:16:39I'm going in.
01:16:40Uh, Sheriff, I don't know how to drive a car.
01:16:59Women, huh?
01:17:00Move women! Come on, move!
01:17:01Move!
01:17:02Move!
01:17:03Men!
01:17:05Turn right.
01:17:06Time?
01:17:08Fifteen minutes.
01:17:09Shit, shit, where the hell did they come from?
01:17:14It's okay.
01:17:15It's okay.
01:17:16They can't get us in here.
01:17:17I can't get the back window up.
01:17:18Got it!
01:17:19Homer?
01:17:20Yeah.
01:17:21Yeah?
01:17:22I can't get the back window up.
01:17:24Got it!
01:17:25Homer!
01:17:26Yeah?
01:17:27I can't get the back window up.
01:17:28Got it!
01:17:30where the hell they come from okay it's okay they can't get us in here
01:17:39i can't get the back window
01:17:51come on
01:18:00where is the nest it's just up again i'll meet you there what hey hey
01:18:15oh we're crazy on the spraying we can't get any more air in here fine i'll tell the roaches to
01:18:19attack more slowly roach
01:18:30where'd they go i was hoping you could tell me that they're right here
01:18:41i'm gonna say we'll set as much as right now and we get out of here we don't have to get the exact
01:18:44spot we destroy the caves we destroy the nest
01:18:58where are they all going
01:19:23where are they all going there's a goddamn queen
01:19:32see the thing about queen rich is that she sends out some kind of signals and they pick up on it and
01:19:36the roaches return to her
01:19:41it's kind of kind of like the collective unconscious you know people have it too the
01:19:47the feeling deep inside that they know what is god and the devil and what's good and evil
01:19:57are you talking about i didn't just make this up this is young's basic theory where would we find this queen
01:20:03the nest
01:20:13okay hubbard i've set the timer for five minutes starting right
01:20:17uh
01:20:28uh
01:20:28uh
01:20:29come on
01:20:29you do whatever you have to do to get that thing led okay
01:20:34hey where are you going
01:20:35rich
01:20:48uh
01:20:50uh
01:20:54uh
01:20:58uh
01:21:00uh
01:21:02Do something for me, baby.
01:21:30Please.
01:21:32Please.
01:22:02Please.
01:22:03Please.
01:22:04Please.
01:22:06Please.
01:22:07Please.
01:22:08Oh, great.
01:22:12They're early.
01:22:13Oh, great.
01:22:14They're early.
01:22:15Oh, great.
01:22:16They're early.
01:22:17Oh, great.
01:22:18Oh, great.
01:22:19They're early.
01:22:20Oh, great.
01:22:21Oh, great.
01:22:22Oh, great.
01:22:23Oh, great.
01:22:24Oh, great.
01:22:25Oh, great.
01:22:26Oh, great.
01:22:27Oh, great.
01:22:28Oh, great.
01:22:29They're early.
01:22:30Oh, great.
01:22:31Oh, great.
01:22:37Oh, great.
01:22:38They're early.
01:22:39Oh, great.
01:22:40Oh, great.
01:22:41Oh, great.
01:22:42Oh, great.
01:22:44Oh, great.
01:22:45Oh, great.
01:22:46Oh, great.
01:22:47Oh, great.
01:22:49Oh, great.
01:22:50Oh, great.
01:22:51Oh, great.
01:22:52Oh, great.
01:22:53Oh, great.
01:22:54Oh, great.
01:22:55Oh, great.
01:22:56Oh, great.
01:22:57Oh, great.
01:22:58Oh, great.
01:22:59Oh, great.
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01:23:22I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go down swinging.
01:23:52Homer P. Byron, exterminator.
01:24:22Homer P. Byron, exterminator.
01:24:39Homer P. Byron, exterminator.
01:24:45I noticed you've been watching me
01:25:00I know you want the best
01:25:05Maybe you'd like to capture me
01:25:15Will you pass my test?
01:25:20I remember center of a theme that says
01:25:24You've got all the right to rule while I stand in grace
01:25:31Baby, now that you knew
01:25:35Fuck you, fuck me
01:25:37Oh, honey
01:25:38Fuck you, fuck me
01:25:40Oh, you fuck me
01:25:41Fuck you, fuck me
01:25:43Baby, this girl is the wrong fuck you, fuck me
01:25:49I don't buy fuck you, fuck me
01:25:55I know you'd like to tell your friends
01:26:11That I promise to be yours
01:26:16But you can tell the whole wide world
01:26:23Just too good for you
01:26:28You've got all the right to rule while I stand in grace
01:26:42Baby, now that you knew
01:26:46Fuck you, fuck me
01:26:48Oh, honey
01:26:49Fuck you, fuck me
01:26:51Are you fuck me
01:26:53Fuck me
01:26:54Fuck me
01:26:55Baby
01:26:56Oh, this girl is the wrong fuck you, fuck me
01:27:00Don't talk
01:27:01Fuck you, fuck me
01:27:03Don't fuck
01:27:04Fuck me
01:27:05Fuck me
01:27:06Baby
01:27:07Fuck you, fuck me
01:27:09Fuck you
01:27:10Fuck you
01:27:11Fuck me
01:27:12I said don't fuck me.
01:27:14I don't fuck me.
01:27:16I don't fuck me.
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