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00:00:00But I'm here to protect you.
00:00:02You better listen to everything I say.
00:00:04That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:00:06He was sent here to...
00:00:07Keep me six.
00:00:11What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:13You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:00:18Harper, that is so nasty!
00:00:23I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:00:26Maybe I'm into that.
00:00:28I'm too dangerous.
00:00:31You know what's not cute?
00:00:33Me jealous.
00:00:39They've been it, you're jealous.
00:00:42What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:44I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:00:47You know I'm dangerous.
00:00:48I'll beat you alive.
00:00:50Do your worst, Daddy.
00:00:56Oh-ho, looking good, girl.
00:01:00Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:01:15Please pick up.
00:01:18Hi, Dad.
00:01:19Dad, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:01:26Sure thing, hon.
00:01:28Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:30He'll be there soon.
00:01:32What?
00:01:34Who?
00:01:38Drugging girls?
00:01:39My club?
00:01:41You must have a death wish.
00:01:47You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:50You got the wrong guy.
00:01:51You got the wrong guy.
00:01:56Shut up.
00:01:57You have the worst timing.
00:01:59Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:02:02I'm cashing it in.
00:02:04Now.
00:02:05No.
00:02:12What are you doing?
00:02:13What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:21It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:02:24You get away from me, creep.
00:02:25Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't ya?
00:02:31Stop!
00:02:32Let's see what else it can do.
00:02:36What the hell?
00:02:44Mr. Collins?
00:02:46Dad sent his best friend?
00:02:48You're shivering.
00:03:06Come on, kiddo.
00:03:08Kiddo?
00:03:09Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:10I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:03:14Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:16Let's go!
00:03:18I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:03:32He's bluffing and I've left.
00:03:37Something wrong?
00:03:39Um...
00:03:41Your arm is...
00:03:45wet.
00:03:47From the rain.
00:03:51Wipe it then.
00:03:52You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:10It's not safe.
00:04:12Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:13Yeah.
00:04:14Yeah.
00:04:15Why didn't you say something?
00:04:16I just did.
00:04:18You...
00:04:19freaking creep!
00:04:21Give me a jacket or something.
00:04:22What the hell?
00:04:23What is it?
00:04:24You're...
00:04:28What is it?
00:04:30Oh, my God.
00:04:32I need to do something.
00:04:33When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:04:54I was not checking you out.
00:04:56That was a yawn.
00:04:57Sure it was, kiddo.
00:04:59It's past your bedtime.
00:05:03Stop calling me kid.
00:05:18You made actually nice friends tonight, Harper.
00:05:27This is a small kickback.
00:05:30Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:05:33Does your dad know about that?
00:05:35Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:05:42And neither do you.
00:05:43Yeah, about that.
00:05:44I live here now.
00:05:46He put me in charge.
00:05:47And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:05:49Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:05:50This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:05:55You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:14This is a small kickback.
00:06:24Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:27Does your dad know about that?
00:06:29Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:36And neither do you.
00:06:37Yeah, about that.
00:06:38I live here now.
00:06:40He put me in charge.
00:06:41And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:43Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:47This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:49You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:07:01I don't have another choice.
00:07:04I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:13Fine.
00:07:14Have your kickback.
00:07:15Or not.
00:07:16Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:21I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:27Who is that?
00:07:30No.
00:07:35I'm going to kill you?
00:07:37Count your days, slut?
00:07:38It's not a big deal.
00:07:40I can explain.
00:07:41This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:43Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:46You guys were spying on me?
00:07:48Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:51That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:53It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:56Your choice.
00:07:57You are not living here.
00:08:06I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:08:09I don't need a babysitter.
00:08:12Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:16You better not show your face in there.
00:08:18I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:21God damn it.
00:08:30Promise to Mark.
00:08:31I know somewhere we can talk.
00:08:37I don't like talking.
00:08:39Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:08:41Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:08:44Talk or no talk?
00:08:47You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:08:50For that nobody, Harper?
00:08:53Sorry, ladies.
00:08:54I don't like my women.
00:08:56Desperate.
00:08:57Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:09:04Huh?
00:09:06He really picked Harper over us?
00:09:09I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:09:14Oh, Harper, hey.
00:09:26Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:09:30Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:09:34Ew.
00:09:34Yeah, of course you can.
00:09:36You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:09:39Thanks.
00:09:41You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:09:46We're, we're friends?
00:09:47Of course.
00:09:50I have to pee.
00:09:52Wait for me?
00:09:53Uh, yeah, of course.
00:09:54I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:09:57What dirt can I find?
00:10:15Oh, this is gold.
00:10:20Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:10:25Time to shut your loser party down.
00:10:45I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:55What the hell?
00:11:07Attention, everybody.
00:11:09Hello.
00:11:11You all seem a little bored.
00:11:13So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:11:17A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:11:24Let's see.
00:11:26Dear diary,
00:11:28Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:11:31Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:11:34Aw, Harper.
00:11:37Daddy issues much?
00:11:38No!
00:11:39I just need to give it back!
00:11:47Dad's friend Chris is like a dilf.
00:11:52That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:11:56And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:12:01You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:12:07Harper, that is so nasty!
00:12:09No, Christina, it's not true!
00:12:11Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:12:14Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:12:23Let's pull her down.
00:12:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:12:43Fuck this.
00:12:44Fuck this.
00:12:44You're jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:13:14You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:13:21Come to her party, you take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?
00:13:27It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:13:29The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:13:34Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:13:38Chris, that's enough. Let her go.
00:13:43Yeah, one last thing.
00:13:47What the hell is wrong with you?
00:13:51You're too old to be this petty!
00:13:53You're damn right I'm petty!
00:13:55Let's get one thing straight there. Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:14:00If you mess with her again...
00:14:06Fuck you up.
00:14:07But we're literally just girls!
00:14:09I don't give a fuck!
00:14:10Everyone out!
00:14:11The fuck out!
00:14:12What the hell was that?
00:14:22What the hell was that?
00:14:24She hurt you.
00:14:25Chris, I'm fine.
00:14:26Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:14:30You crying?
00:14:31Why are you crying?
00:14:32Why are you crying?
00:14:33I don't understand.
00:14:34Those aren't your friends, kid!
00:14:35They just tried to hurt you!
00:14:36I don't need you to fight my battles for me!
00:14:39You're stupid.
00:14:40I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:14:42You just embarrassed me.
00:14:43I don't need you to fight my battles for me!
00:14:48Stupid.
00:14:49I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:14:52You just embarrassed me in front of them.
00:14:53I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:14:54And she's the queen of our schools.
00:14:55I said stop!
00:14:56I said stop!
00:14:57I said stop!
00:14:59I don't care if she runs the school, we'll find you another school.
00:15:00I'm here to keep me in front of you!
00:15:02White.
00:15:03No.
00:15:04I didn't know who you are.
00:15:05Why are you crying?
00:15:06You don't understand.
00:15:07Those aren't your friends, kid!
00:15:08They just tried to hurt you.
00:15:09I said stop!
00:15:11I said stop!
00:15:12I said stop!
00:15:14I said stop!
00:15:16I said stop!
00:15:18I said stop!
00:15:19What did you do?
00:15:20I said stop!
00:15:21I'm here to keep you safe keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students
00:15:27Just because you run some sort of shady business. I choose my next words very carefully. I
00:15:34Told you
00:15:36To stop calling me that
00:15:40And I told you to stop acting like one oh
00:15:45Yeah
00:15:47If I'm such a kid
00:15:51I agree
00:15:57Sorry kid, that's my gun you're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on
00:16:04You better not be here tomorrow
00:16:06You better not be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins I swear. I don't care what my dad says
00:16:32Oh
00:16:34Oh
00:16:36God
00:16:38What
00:16:40What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:16:44What?
00:16:54What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:16:57with. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not going to be happening. He's going to be
00:17:06back in any second. You know, if he wanted to play, he could have just asked. I don't
00:17:22want to, I don't want to play. What do you even do with these, you perv? Oh, I'm the
00:17:26perv. You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here. I was
00:17:33doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here. Uncuff me.
00:17:42What are your manners? Say please.
00:17:51I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:17:53Give me the key.
00:18:02What the?
00:18:03You and I are going to establish some ground rules. Are you ready to listen? Like a good
00:18:08little girl? Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:18:11Rule number one. There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo. You just haven't been out
00:18:23in the real world long enough to notice it. So when I tell you that I'm here to protect
00:18:28you. You better listen to everything I say. I can take care of my- Rule number two. No talking
00:18:36back. I am the last guy. You want to piss off?
00:18:46Rule number three. Don't start any games. You're not ready to play.
00:18:54So what else do you have planned today?
00:19:11Oh, my plans are none of your concern. Um, here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:19:22we have this thing called privacy. You can have your privacy. Until sunset.
00:19:30What does that mean?
00:19:36We have curfew.
00:19:37Ah!
00:19:38How's my daughter? Um, hot. What was that? Uh, she's hot-headed. Why the hell did I say
00:20:06that? That's why you're watching her and not me. Is she back from class?
00:20:11She was supposed to be back from class hours ago. Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:20:16She's fine, Mark. Good. You're my best friend. You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:20:23You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:20:30You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:20:36Come on!
00:20:39Give me some time.
00:20:41Stop my trying.
00:20:43Open my heart.
00:20:46You feel you, it's all.
00:20:49You took the wild.
00:20:51Open my heart.
00:20:53You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:21:10Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:21:23Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:21:29Filming? Filming what?
00:21:31Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:21:36I'm looking for Harper Reels. It says her location is here. So step aside before I make you.
00:21:42Mmm, nope. Harper's my best friend. And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:21:47Hey, wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:21:53He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:22:00Harper?
00:22:08You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here.
00:22:12I tried to stop him.
00:22:15Hey!
00:22:16No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:22:20It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:22:24Class my ass. Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:22:28I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:22:29Chris, stop!
00:22:30Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:22:33Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera.
00:22:35That's a thousand dollars.
00:22:36You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:22:39That is enough!
00:22:40These look amazing, Harper.
00:22:57Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:22:59Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:23:01No one's going to see these.
00:23:03Deleting them.
00:23:04What?
00:23:04That is art!
00:23:06Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:23:14See how much my dad likes that?
00:23:19Your choice.
00:23:20Camera it is.
00:23:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:23:30You asshole!
00:23:31If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:23:38You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:23:41What the fuck is your problem?
00:23:43We're leaving.
00:23:49Now.
00:23:57So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:24:01I did it for your own good.
00:24:03You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:24:06You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:24:11You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:24:14Like a piece of meat.
00:24:17My classmate?
00:24:18It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:24:24Jealous?
00:24:25Jealous?
00:24:31You're cute, Harper.
00:24:32I'll give you that.
00:24:34And those things you do, they're cute too.
00:24:38You know what's not cute?
00:24:41Me jealous.
00:24:43Now you were right.
00:24:44I'm in some shady business.
00:24:45And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:24:49But you better not test me.
00:24:51Or I'll break you.
00:24:55In more than one way, Harper.
00:25:01Well guess what?
00:25:02You just called me Harper instead of a kid.
00:25:07Just admit that you want me.
00:25:16What the hell is happening to me?
00:25:17There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:25:23Put your seatbelt on.
00:25:25You know what, Chris?
00:25:26You want to be my bodyguard?
00:25:28Fine.
00:25:29But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:25:32Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:25:33So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:25:41No.
00:25:42Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:25:45Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:25:46Ew!
00:25:48That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:25:51He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:25:53And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:58But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:26:01Um, wait.
00:26:03You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:26:08Think about it.
00:26:10What?
00:26:12We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:26:14The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:26:17So that's step one.
00:26:19You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:26:22He was jealous, Harbs.
00:26:24Yeah, right.
00:26:25Jealous of me?
00:26:26I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:26:28He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:26:33Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:26:36Jealous over you.
00:26:37It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:26:41So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:26:46Until he snaps.
00:26:47And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:26:50And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:26:58Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:27:00Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:27:03Because I get what I want.
00:27:05Tell me this.
00:27:16Sexy outfit?
00:27:17Check.
00:27:19Popcorn?
00:27:20Check.
00:27:20A notebook.
00:27:21The only movie that can make a guy cry?
00:27:24Check.
00:27:24what do you want you done giving me the salad treatment um popcorn harper you idiot seduce him
00:27:44i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering but if you're busy i can come back later
00:27:53come on wait wait wait i have a date but that's not important your pulse is racing what's going on
00:28:03um is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:28:06no i just i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie but it's
00:28:23well are we up watching a movie or not
00:28:28but what about your date
00:28:36how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:28:59because it's not real this is ridiculous no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for
00:29:07someone like this it's true love there's no such thing as true love anyone who's fully grown knows
00:29:15that kiddo or maybe you're just a soulless ai bot and there are batteries in your back
00:29:28what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:29:38what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:29:44now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:29:50don't mess with me harper i'm not a toy i'll ruin her
00:29:59well i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:30:01as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:30:05it's not a lie
00:30:10you are a beautiful woman
00:30:12and i'm too much for you kid
00:30:15you can't handle me
00:30:17try me
00:30:19i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:30:26i don't kiss
00:30:27and i don't make love her
00:30:29maybe i'm into that
00:30:32no
00:30:33i don't think you are
00:30:36what did you get yourself into harper
00:30:41just
00:30:52shut up and watch the movie
00:30:56i'm sorry
00:30:57you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:31:14i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:31:19i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:31:23you're late big daddy
00:31:24but you sound pissed
00:31:27so i'll wait
00:31:29you want to come in fuck your frustration now
00:31:33not tonight
00:31:34busy
00:31:35busy
00:31:36maybe for me you're not
00:31:40when the hell could you possibly be
00:31:43are you with another woman
00:31:46woman
00:31:47no
00:31:47not a woman
00:31:51do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:31:56not this guy
00:32:04lose my number
00:32:06whoever this girl is
00:32:15your days are numbered
00:32:17do not flake on melana kaufman
00:32:20she's going to be the death of me
00:32:40she's going to be
00:32:41kid
00:32:41because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:32:46stay
00:32:54damn it harper
00:33:01damn it harper
00:33:16no
00:33:29you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside with your hands
00:33:50oh my god did we have sex
00:33:51oh my god did we have sex
00:33:54i slept with my dad's best friend his business partner
00:33:57i'm a dead girl walking
00:34:00no but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:34:05so so we didn't
00:34:11no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with me angel
00:34:18one night with me is when you wouldn't survive
00:34:21you don't know that
00:34:22let's just say you're lucky you're not my time
00:34:26oh yeah explain that
00:34:29that's morning wood sweetheart
00:34:32don't get your hopes up
00:34:35we're not on a nickname basis
00:34:36you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:34:41is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:34:46is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:34:51what's wrong
00:34:58not as adventurous as you thought you were
00:35:01i am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:35:03i'm gonna go for a walk
00:35:06with my friend
00:35:09thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:35:12i'm gonna go for a walk
00:35:28Well, this will do.
00:35:44So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:35:58Struggling much?
00:36:00I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is...
00:36:27Pretty obvious, kid.
00:36:31I had no other choice.
00:36:33I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:36:37Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:36:40You just can't get away from it, can you?
00:36:41That's not.
00:36:49No wonder what?
00:36:57That's bad manners, Angel.
00:37:01What are you going to do?
00:37:04Punish you.
00:37:10I don't know.
00:37:16What do I know?
00:37:20You don't know?
00:37:21I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:37:30Would you complain about that, princess?
00:37:33Let's see, do you worst.
00:37:36Let's see, do you worst.
00:37:37I'm sorry.
00:37:54I can't let this happen.
00:37:55What the heck?
00:37:55Why are you stopping?
00:38:00You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:38:04But, but what about...
00:38:07There's no buts.
00:38:10Can't let this happen again.
00:38:23Cockblock!
00:38:23You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:38:34You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:38:38That was part of the plan!
00:38:40I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:38:42I'm so embarrassed.
00:38:44Was it big?
00:38:47So big.
00:38:50Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:38:53It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:38:57Wait, what do you mean?
00:38:58He's a sex freak?
00:39:00Like, BDSM?
00:39:02The whole nine yards.
00:39:03Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:39:06My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:39:08Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:39:12Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:39:15Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:39:19Crap, what if he is coming?
00:39:20Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:39:26Stop messing with that.
00:39:42You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:39:45You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:39:47How else are you going to woo your man?
00:39:49He is not my man.
00:39:55I hope you're not talking about me.
00:39:57Ew, leave, Brian.
00:39:59She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:40:02You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:40:04Harps?
00:40:06Huh?
00:40:10What do you want, Brian?
00:40:11Just five minutes.
00:40:18Sorry.
00:40:19But, Harper, are you sure?
00:40:21It's okay.
00:40:21Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:40:23Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:40:49I want to get back together.
00:40:51You cheated on me.
00:40:54I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:40:57But that was months ago, huh?
00:41:00Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:41:02This isn't about payback.
00:41:05I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:41:10What do you mean, moved on?
00:41:12Hmm?
00:41:13You fucking other guys?
00:41:15You slut!
00:41:16Hmm?
00:41:16Get off of me!
00:41:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me see them.
00:41:21Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:41:23Show me.
00:41:24Show me!
00:41:24Go on me!
00:41:26There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:41:29I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:41:32A drink?
00:41:33I don't have time for this.
00:41:34You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:41:37That's not happening.
00:41:39Ever.
00:41:41Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:41:44Me?
00:41:45We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:41:48Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:41:51It's not a threat.
00:41:52It's a fact.
00:41:53You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not going to come after you.
00:42:02I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:42:06Help me!
00:42:12Help!
00:42:13Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:42:16Stop it, that's enough!
00:42:18Good girl.
00:42:19You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:42:23I don't think she will, actually.
00:42:25That's for calling her a bitch.
00:42:29And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom, and you just made me rip the asshole.
00:42:36Are you okay?
00:42:39Take her, you psychopaths.
00:42:41She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:42:42Stop it!
00:42:54You're going to kill him.
00:42:55Good.
00:42:56He's not worth it.
00:42:58Let's go.
00:43:01If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:43:05I promise.
00:43:07Let's go.
00:43:12What the fuck?
00:43:30Chris, you almost killed him.
00:43:33Should we call 911?
00:43:35Seriously, Harper?
00:43:37He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:43:39I handled myself just fine.
00:43:40And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:00You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:44:10So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:44:17Let's see who you are.
00:44:18Do we have to do this?
00:44:33What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:44:36Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:44:40Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:44:42So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:44:59I'm going to throw up.
00:45:03Breathe.
00:45:06And do this.
00:45:06I'm right here.
00:45:35Don't focus on the water.
00:45:38Just look at me.
00:45:44It's not hard to do.
00:45:59It's okay.
00:45:59It's okay.
00:46:00It's me.
00:46:00I got you.
00:46:02It's okay.
00:46:02It's okay.
00:46:03It's okay.
00:46:04You're fine.
00:46:11You're fine, Harper.
00:46:18Just breathe.
00:46:19Just keep breathing.
00:46:22How are you feeling?
00:46:24I'm fine.
00:46:32Just insanely distracted.
00:46:36Ready for the next step?
00:46:39I don't know if I'm ready.
00:46:46I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:46:47I thought you didn't make moves.
00:46:54What?
00:46:57Oh, my God.
00:46:59Oh, my God.
00:47:00You're talking about swimming.
00:47:03You're talking about swimming.
00:47:04Swimming.
00:47:07What goes on in that head of yours?
00:47:09I want you to get used to being under water.
00:47:13I want you to get used to being under water.
00:47:13I want you to get used to being under water.
00:47:19What happened?
00:47:47What happened?
00:47:47You blacked out.
00:47:48You're okay.
00:47:51You're okay.
00:47:52I'm sorry.
00:47:53I'm sorry.
00:47:55You did amazing.
00:48:00You're just going to get better and better.
00:48:02I can't do this.
00:48:04It's okay.
00:48:08We'll try again more.
00:48:10Just kiss me.
00:48:14Your dad won't like this.
00:48:15Don't think about him.
00:48:17If you want me, then kiss me.
00:48:21If you want me, then kiss me.
00:48:24I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:48:26I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:48:29Just say you don't want me.
00:48:30Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:48:45I want you.
00:48:47And I told you not to mess with me.
00:48:49You're going to get hurt.
00:48:50I really like it.
00:49:05What the hell?
00:49:07What are you doing?
00:49:08We need to talk about this first.
00:49:10Inside.
00:49:10With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:49:12Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:49:14I'm not a tease.
00:49:15I just care about you.
00:49:17So you are a grandpa?
00:49:19Just as much as you're a kid.
00:49:25Come on.
00:49:25Let's go inside.
00:49:27No.
00:49:27I need a moment to pull off.
00:49:33I'm going to shower.
00:49:33Harper, what are you doing?
00:49:55So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:49:58Running a daycare.
00:50:00Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:50:03Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:50:09I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:50:13I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:50:18And I wanted to warn you.
00:50:20He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:50:25Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:50:30Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:50:34Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:50:38You've been tracking him?
00:50:40What kind of psycho are you?
00:50:42The same kind he is.
00:50:44Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:50:53Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:50:58I'm surprised.
00:50:59It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:51:04Just all around not intense enough for him.
00:51:10Not intense enough?
00:51:13Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:51:16Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:51:22I mean, look at you.
00:51:23You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:51:28You're out of your league, kid.
00:51:30Don't call me that.
00:51:34You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:51:38He likes to take you from behind.
00:51:40Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:51:43Choke you out.
00:51:43None of that kissing or pillow talk.
00:51:48Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:51:51because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:51:56He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:51:58He actually lives here with me.
00:52:02You're a little scared.
00:52:03Help, help me, I can't swim.
00:52:17Help, help, I can't swim.
00:52:19Harper, Harper!
00:52:37Smile for T.M.
00:52:38Help me!
00:52:39Please help me!
00:52:41Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:52:44That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:52:49Harper!
00:52:53Harper!
00:52:53Harper!
00:52:53Harper!
00:53:19Harper, no! Come on!
00:53:39Harper! Harper!
00:53:42Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay again.
00:53:44You're sick. You're sick.
00:53:46I thought I was gonna die.
00:53:48I thought I was gonna die.
00:53:50You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:53:53You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:53:56Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:53:58I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:54:01It's pathetic.
00:54:03Homewreck?
00:54:06Harper could never homewreck Espelada.
00:54:09She couldn't if she tried.
00:54:14I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:54:15We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:54:19She could never homewreck us because...
00:54:22There's nothing to wreck.
00:54:24I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:54:26I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:54:39How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:54:44She's fine.
00:54:46She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:54:56What are you doing?
00:54:57Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:55:04and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:55:09You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:55:16Do you got that?
00:55:17Are you threatening me?
00:55:19No.
00:55:20I'm telling you.
00:55:22Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:55:27Get out of here.
00:55:28Wait.
00:55:30Please, don't.
00:55:30I'll do anything.
00:55:32Please.
00:55:33What are you doing?
00:55:34Chris, no!
00:55:48Wait!
00:55:49Wait!
00:55:49I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.
00:56:13She will not bother you again.
00:56:16I swear.
00:56:18Don't worry about it.
00:56:19I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:56:29I never dated her.
00:56:31We weren't a thing.
00:56:34Not a brain to her.
00:56:40Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:56:45She said that...
00:56:51That I would never be able to handle you.
00:56:58She said that...
00:57:02That I would never be able to handle you.
00:57:11Satisfy you.
00:57:13In bed.
00:57:14That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:57:29Is that true?
00:57:30That's not how I feel, Marber.
00:57:37But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:57:40I'm supposed to protect you.
00:57:41When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:57:54And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:58:02What did you regret?
00:58:04Not doing this sooner.
00:58:05I guess I had to give you a chance.
00:58:06Okay.
00:58:20But I'm not saying I had to share them.
00:58:23Give me a chance.
00:58:24what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
00:58:44to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i give up to this isn't
00:58:50about mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours
00:58:56you need to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this
00:59:08ever happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
00:59:15it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
00:59:23you got cold feet just be a man and own it not don't you're a psycho
00:59:29just trying to protect you
00:59:38morning
00:59:47bagel i'm not hungry
00:59:51you need to eat
00:59:56no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:00:10are we even now
01:00:16bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:00:21what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this you should have thought about that before
01:00:27you broke my heart
01:00:29columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students harper reeves
01:00:48i'm going to make this up to you promise
01:00:55has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:01:07nope and he's never going to
01:01:12huh i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:01:16why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:01:20oh hey hey let's forget about that douchebag
01:01:24okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class
01:01:29and i am not letting you fail
01:01:30stop moping
01:01:32let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:01:35okay
01:01:35okay
01:01:38wow how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours
01:01:55who the fuck cares
01:01:58we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:02:01make sure no one's coming
01:02:05i think i hear them coming let's go
01:02:29one last touch
01:02:31good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:02:44perfect
01:02:45tonight is gonna be perfect
01:02:51huh
01:02:52what
01:02:53no no no no no my my final project
01:02:58how am i gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:03:03harper
01:03:08harper i'm kind of confused
01:03:12is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:03:15is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:03:21don't say that
01:03:23it's obviously her self-portrait
01:03:26did you do this
01:03:34christina
01:03:36if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:03:40we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:03:43you're not gonna get away with this
01:03:44guess what
01:03:45you have no proof
01:03:46good luck with that losers
01:03:50that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:03:54harper
01:03:55there's the student i've been looking for
01:03:58professor i can explain
01:03:59harper
01:04:03is this your work
01:04:06it's so ugly
01:04:08isn't it professor
01:04:10we have to fail harper
01:04:12it looks like a complete choke
01:04:15ladies i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:04:18in fact
01:04:20i guess just bought this piece
01:04:23wait what
01:04:24who would buy this crap
01:04:26i would
01:04:27who would buy this piece of crap
01:04:41i would
01:04:42it's you
01:04:46you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:04:49christina don't be rude
01:04:52don't you know who this is
01:04:54chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:04:57there's no way
01:04:59that's okay professor
01:05:00not everyone has taste
01:05:02how much for this painting
01:05:06oh no
01:05:06our starting price is 18
01:05:09done
01:05:14wait
01:05:16eighteen hundred dollars
01:05:18you can study at this school or not
01:05:21we haven't sold one single painting
01:05:23for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:05:25you're telling me this
01:05:26gun pulling
01:05:27whiskey chugging
01:05:29whack ass grandpa
01:05:30just has
01:05:30eighteen thousand dollars
01:05:33sitting in his
01:05:34bank account
01:05:35here's two mil
01:05:37take the rest and buy
01:05:39art supplies
01:05:41whatever it is you need to get
01:05:42for harper's sake
01:05:43sir
01:05:44mr collins
01:05:45this is too much
01:05:46oh my god
01:05:47oh my god
01:05:48are you fucking kidding me
01:05:51are you fucking kidding me
01:05:55language
01:05:56miss hawks
01:05:58don't tell me what to do old lady
01:06:00who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:06:04my father still runs this university
01:06:07money runs this university
01:06:10and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:06:15for disciplinary action
01:06:16you're going to get us expelled professor you can't please
01:06:22getting expelled sounds just about right to me
01:06:26no wait professor
01:06:27not so fast
01:06:28what the fuck else do you want from me
01:06:32i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:06:45good luck proving it was us
01:06:46knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:06:53i don't need to ruin your lives
01:06:55there's stresses though
01:06:58wait
01:06:59what huh
01:07:06i
01:07:08i
01:07:14this is versace you asshole
01:07:15you're going to fucking pay for this
01:07:17what was it that you two said
01:07:19oh
01:07:21right
01:07:22good luck proving it was me
01:07:23oh
01:07:24oh
01:07:25oh
01:07:26oh
01:07:27the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:07:29you're being suspended
01:07:31let's go
01:07:32why are you grabbing us
01:07:33they're the ones who did this
01:07:35arrest them
01:07:36let's go
01:07:37oh
01:07:38i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:07:40i'll see you later
01:07:41congratulations on the sale miss reed
01:07:47chris that was 18 grand
01:07:48that's 18 000 dollars
01:07:51seriously
01:07:52i thought it'd be more expensive
01:07:56what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:08:05he um
01:08:07i mean i
01:08:10i was an idiot
01:08:12i was an idiot
01:08:13and i'm sorry
01:08:14but i think this might help
01:08:16show you how much i want you
01:08:19a blindfold
01:08:34i want you harper
01:08:37i want to do things to you
01:08:39bad things
01:08:44but only if you want me to
01:08:47do
01:08:50why'd we stop
01:09:04we've been waiting so long for this
01:09:07i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:09:10because i have to go wrap up the show
01:09:12and i'll wait for you
01:09:18wear that for me tonight
01:09:21harper
01:09:29harper
01:09:30low earth to harper
01:09:33you need to look at this
01:09:35can it wait maria
01:09:36i'm having
01:09:36very inappropriate thoughts
01:09:39about my father's business partner
01:09:41no no that's what i need to tell you about
01:09:43harper look
01:09:44harper look
01:09:48the guns and the money it's not just for show
01:09:51harper he's dangerous
01:09:52you need to move out now
01:09:54you can't keep living with him
01:09:56i need to talk to him
01:09:57okay
01:09:58harper
01:09:59taxi for harper
01:10:09harper
01:10:10who are you
01:10:13hey
01:10:14let go of me
01:10:15stop it
01:10:16please
01:10:17please
01:10:26please let me go
01:10:27if it's money
01:10:28i'll give you however much you want
01:10:33harper
01:10:34harper
01:10:35harper
01:10:36harper
01:10:37ryan
01:10:39why are you doing this we broke up
01:10:42we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:10:45you psycho
01:10:46he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:10:50he humiliated me
01:10:52but luckily for me
01:10:53your little boyfriend
01:10:55what does he have
01:10:56he has some dangerous enemies
01:10:57ain't that right fellas
01:10:59Hey, fellas, once he arrives to save his little princess,
01:11:07well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:11:10No.
01:11:11No.
01:11:12You can just watch.
01:11:14No.
01:11:15No.
01:11:16No.
01:11:17No.
01:11:18No!
01:11:29A trap?
01:11:36What the hell?
01:11:54Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:11:59I hope you don't mind.
01:12:01I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:12:04Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:12:06you should probably know where she is first.
01:12:14Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:12:15You're gonna explain.
01:12:17But first...
01:12:21You know my daughter better than I do?
01:12:23Is that text a prank?
01:12:26Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:12:28Okay.
01:12:31Should we have some fun with you?
01:12:33After we kill...
01:12:34Mother Grant?
01:12:36Hmm?
01:12:37Should we make him watch?
01:12:43Oh!
01:12:44Looks like he's here!
01:12:46Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:12:51Huh?
01:12:52Mm-hmm.
01:12:53Get ready, boys.
01:13:07I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:13:10That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:13:15What's the matter, tough guy?
01:13:16What?
01:13:17Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:13:18Let me go!
01:13:19I...
01:13:20I...
01:13:21I...
01:13:22I...
01:13:23I...
01:13:24I...
01:13:25I...
01:13:26I'll leave Value...
01:13:27I already told you once.
01:13:28You should have listened to me then.
01:13:30what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:13:40let me go i'll leave i already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:13:51i'm gonna kill you you goddamn bitch
01:13:57are you okay did he hurt you
01:14:18okay so i put you in in danger you should run far away from me in my package
01:14:25when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:14:29would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:14:40oh my god dad what the hell it's okay i'll handle it i want to hear it from my daughter
01:14:49why are you making out with my best friend harper i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:14:54no dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:15:00but deep down i know that
01:15:03you just want me to be safe
01:15:07chris makes me feel safe
01:15:12please don't be mad
01:15:15you're wrong about that
01:15:17it's not deep down
01:15:20it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:15:24if that means being with chris
01:15:29then he better not screw this up
01:15:32or i will make him regret it
01:15:35i believe you
01:15:37you
01:15:39keep her safe
01:15:41with my goddamn life
01:15:45you remember my instructions
01:16:02yes
01:16:04yes
01:16:16daddy
01:16:17sing it
01:16:21yes daddy
01:16:23i'll want you to beg for it
01:16:30i want you to fuck me
01:16:36stop teasing
01:16:48i want you now
01:16:50daddy
01:16:57say it
01:16:59or i'll punish you
01:17:01don't stop daddy
01:17:14don't stop daddy
01:17:14are you sure about that
01:17:33you have two choices mr collins
01:17:51you can either uncuff me
01:17:55or fuck me
01:17:57you know i'm dangerous
01:18:14or it's your mind
01:18:17do you worst daddy
01:18:22i thought you only fucked girls
01:18:51or it's your mind
01:18:52you're different
01:18:53you're different
01:18:56you're different
01:18:57you're different
01:18:58ready for round five
01:19:12ready for round five
01:19:14stop it i'm sore
01:19:17now let me out
01:19:19so i can go pee
01:19:20what if i don't
01:19:23what was that
01:19:26crap it's my dad
01:19:28honey you home
01:19:30um dad i'm kind of busy right now
01:19:31stop
01:19:32i told you i was busy
01:19:38this is my home
01:19:41harper reeds
01:19:42if you want to get up to adult stuff you need to move out
01:19:44okay i will
01:19:46i can you get out
01:19:47i think i've had enough surprises to last a lifetime chris can i please just open my eyes
01:20:05no please keep them covered
01:20:07i want to give a speech
01:20:09and i can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:20:12i get nervous when i open up
01:20:15you literally carry around a gun
01:20:17but whatever
01:20:18just get on with it
01:20:20what i do for a living
01:20:22the not so legal part
01:20:26it's dangerous for me to
01:20:30let people into my life
01:20:32and for me to be
01:20:35vulnerable
01:20:36vulnerable
01:20:36yeah
01:20:38but i knew
01:20:39when i was in charge of keeping you safe i was doomed
01:20:43you're like a magnet harper
01:20:46and i want to be around you
01:20:48forever
01:20:50so you're moving into the empire state building
01:21:02i'm moving you in there
01:21:06as a graduation present
01:21:09and also i
01:21:12love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:21:16only if you want to
01:21:20either way
01:21:22the apartment's yours
01:21:24are you serious?
01:21:28what's wrong?
01:21:29it's a tacky?
01:21:30i liked it
01:21:32i thought
01:21:33deal
01:21:33but on one condition
01:21:39boyfriend
01:21:40which is
01:21:42you have to move in there with me
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