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  • 6/12/2025
Full Episode Of Back Off ! The Prince Is Mine
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00:00Oh, honey, I'm so nervous.
00:01Don't be. They're going to love you.
00:03I'll be home soon.
00:05Just have a few more meetings with the Foundation.
00:07First full arms in the room? Check.
00:08Candles? Check.
00:10Excellent. Let's prepare the welcome cake.
00:12I still hope your mom lets me design a dress for the spring gala.
00:16Matthew, what if she hates me?
00:18Who wouldn't love the future princess of Westmarch?
00:21I still can't believe I get to marry a prince.
00:24Oh, my God.
00:25And I can't believe I'm going to marry the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:27Oh, my goodness.
00:30The princess future bride is going to love this.
00:32Be careful.
00:33This was handcrafted by the cake boss himself and flown in from Italy.
00:37I think they're here.
00:38Oh, my goodness.
00:39Okay.
00:41Okay.
00:41Okay.
00:42Okay.
00:44Let's just...
00:46Stop with the bumps.
00:50You're messing up my makeup.
00:52Sorry.
00:53You're a royal chauffeur.
00:56Aren't you supposed to be good at driving?
00:58I may be interviewing for a housekeeping position, but I need to look like a princess if I'm ever going to land the prince.
01:03And you're going to help me.
01:05Please don't ask me to help me.
01:06Sure.
01:07I can't afford to lose this job.
01:09I've got a family to support.
01:10I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
01:13And I know everything there is to know about the prince.
01:15Every last little detail.
01:17Ah!
01:17I'm sorry.
01:47Miss Ross, it's an honor to meet you. Congratulations on your engagement.
01:53Thanks! Engagement? What the hell is she talking about?
01:57When will the prince be arriving?
01:59These dumb royal assistants think that I am Pamela Ross. This can be fun.
02:04He'll be here in a few days. Maybe see the ring.
02:08You know, the engagement ring.
02:11Uh, it's being cleaned.
02:15Oh, okay. Um, your suitcases?
02:19Crap!
02:21The airline lost them.
02:25They'll be delivered later.
02:27Then, please follow me, ma'am.
02:30It's Miss.
02:32Miss.
02:45This is it, Pamela.
02:59Hello?
03:00Yes.
03:01What?
03:02We don't want any.
03:03Oh, uh, sorry. Hi. I'm Pamela Ross. The prince's fiancee.
03:18I'm Pamela Ross. The prince's fiancee.
03:21Right. And I'm Queen Sarah. Get out of here before I call security.
03:24What?
03:26What is going on here?
03:27This freak claims to be you.
03:29Uh, she's a fraud.
03:31I'm the prince's fiancee.
03:33What?
03:34She's lying.
03:36It's a fake.
03:38Uh, okay.
03:41If you're the prince's fiancee, then when's his birthday?
03:45February 17th, 1999.
03:46Where'd you go to school?
03:47USC.
03:48BA in Business Administration.
03:50Okay.
03:52Favorite ice cream flavor?
03:55Mint.
03:56Chocolate.
03:57Chip.
03:58How do you know all of that?
04:00Who are you?
04:01I'm Pamela Ross.
04:02Fiancee of Prince Matthew of Westmarch.
04:06Soon to be princess and future queen of Westmarch.
04:15Okay.
04:16If you really are Pamela Ross, then I assume you'll be attending Lady Alana Huffington's fundraiser for the Prince's Trust?
04:25Of course I'll be attending.
04:28They are auctioning off a Hearts and Roses gown.
04:31I want to wear that gown to the Queen's Spring Gala.
04:35But wait a second.
04:37Hang on.
05:05You shameless bitch!
05:12That'll teach you.
05:17Fraud.
05:18Freak.
05:19Loser.
05:20What is going on here?
05:21Who are you?
05:22I'm Daniel, Matthew's older brother.
05:23I'm here for the Spring Gala.
05:24He was abdicated from the floor a few years back after that incident.
05:25Shh!
05:26I know this.
05:27Of course I know this.
05:28You're my assistant.
05:29This woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancé.
05:30I am his fiancé.
05:31I am his fiancé.
05:32No, I'm his fiancé.
05:33No, I'm his fiancé.
05:34And I want this impostor gone.
05:35I'm sure we can do that.
05:36I am his fiancé.
05:37No, I'm his fiancé.
05:38No, I'm his fiancé.
05:39And I want this imposter gone.
05:40I'm sure we can get this all figured out.
05:41Oh, shut up.
05:42Excuse me?
05:43I am the future princess, future queen of the West March.
05:47I am the future princess, future queen of the West March.
05:50I'm Daniel, Matthew's older brother.
05:51I'm Daniel, Matthew's older brother.
05:52I'm here for the Spring Gala.
05:53He was abdicated from the floor a few years back after that incident.
05:54Shh!
05:55I know this.
05:56Of course I know this.
05:57You're my assistant.
05:58This woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancé.
05:59I am his fiancé.
06:00No, I'm his fiancé.
06:01And I want this impostor gone.
06:03I'm sure we can get this all figured out.
06:04Oh, shut up.
06:05Excuse me?
06:06I am the future princess, future queen of the West March.
06:09And I want her out!
06:13Now!
06:14Shut up, you hag!
06:16You have the manners of a pig!
06:23Bitch fight.
06:26You know what?
06:36You bitch!
06:37I am going to kill you!
06:38You want to keep yourself up?
06:39Yeah.
06:40Let's get out of here before this gets any uglier.
06:44Daniel!
06:45Let's try this again.
06:46Welcome to West March.
06:47Oh my goodness.
06:48They're beautiful.
06:49I picked them myself.
06:50Wow.
06:51Your brother didn't tell me how charming you were.
06:52Me and my brother aren't on the best of terms.
06:53Oh.
06:54Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
06:55Anyhow, I came back to see if you would like to take a tour of the grounds.
06:58Uh, you know, maybe take a break from yesterday's drama.
06:59You know, maybe take a break from yesterday's drama.
07:00You know, maybe take a break from yesterday's drama.
07:01You know, I'm sorry.
07:02I'm sorry to hear that.
07:03Are you sure you want to do that?
07:04Now that I'm a fraud and a freak?
07:05I don't know who you are.
07:06I'm sorry to hear that.
07:07I'm sorry to hear that.
07:08You know, I came back to see if you would like to take a tour of the grounds.
07:10Uh, you know, maybe take a break from yesterday's drama.
07:12Are you sure you want to do that now that I'm a fraud and a freak?
07:17I don't know who you are, but I find you to be delightful.
07:18And that other Pamela, well, she is quite unfriendly.
07:22So, shall we?
07:23Let's.
07:24Okay.
07:25I'm sorry to hear that.
07:26I'm sorry to hear that.
07:27Anyhow, I came back to see if you would like to take a tour of the grounds.
07:30Uh, you know, maybe take a break from yesterday's drama.
07:32Are you sure you want to do that now that I'm a fraud and a freak?
07:35I don't know who you are, but I find you to be delightful.
07:38And that other Pamela, well, she is quite unfriendly.
07:41So, shall we?
07:42Let's.
07:43Okay.
07:44If you do,
07:54no doubt,
07:58you can turn it on William.
08:01Isn't it great looking away?
08:04Please?
08:05I skilled people.
08:07Hey, so...
08:10OK.
08:11You know what to do?
08:13she's a nobody and we've never even met mother she's a very talented designer
08:19she just graduated from the fashion institute and designing your dress would
08:23really put her on the map when does she get here she's already here then why
08:27haven't I met her because you're sick mother Daniel quiet I am speaking to
08:32your better brother my darling boy you're going to love Pamela I promise
08:39okay I love I love you mother I love you more
08:44Daniel sort out this dress disaster I really don't want to be wearing some bimbo's rags
08:56yes mother and don't mess it up this time
09:09I don't know she's pretending that
09:36she's me she says that she's your fiance and she knows all these personal
09:40details about you it's creepy what about my brother he's been great I think he
09:45might be the only person who actually believes me should I call my mother no no
09:50no no she's already doesn't feel well the last thing I want to do is cause
09:54problems for her I really want her to like me she will she'll adore you just as I
09:59do I hope so I'll be back in a few days once I'm back I'll set her straight hon I appreciate
10:05that but I want to earn her respect and love myself spoken like the true princess of Westmarch
10:11let's not get ahead of ourselves can you blame me I can't wait to spend the rest of
10:16my life with you I love you so much I'm the luckiest girl alive and I'm the luckiest guy okay I
10:23should run I love you I love you more what are you doing here what are you
10:37doing here I'm here for the fundraiser what are you doing here I'm attending the
10:42fundraiser that hearts and roses gown is mine you don't have an invitation what's
10:49this yeah what's that what's that stop that stop it right now stop it how did
10:57you get that I need you to get me an invitation to Alana Huffington's
11:02fundraiser tomorrow that's impossible I don't care do it
11:06it was hand delivered to me addressed to the princess of Westmarch you're lying where's your invitation
11:27fraud right here give that back give it back you all are acting like white trash
11:41my lady thank you that invitation is forged well it looks quite real to me
11:57shout I company to the ballroom it's right this way then I have some personal matters to attend
12:13great
12:29does anyone smell something rotten I do you let's just get through this shall we ladies
12:42security there's a hooker here who crashed the event so she can pick up men actually there's an
12:52imposter here pretending that she's me you can't even afford a hearts and roses gown we'll see about
12:58that leave now before I drag you out by your hair I dare you security there is an imposter here
13:06security what is going on here great it's him the old abdicated brother the shame of the family
13:15and she's his hooker
13:19enough
13:21enough the auction is about to begin please ignore them
13:29ladies and gentlemen thank you for attending my event
13:34thus far we've raised over one million dollars
13:38for hope for children our queen's beloved charity
13:42we're sorry her majesty isn't feeling well tonight and cannot be here but onward the highlight of the
13:54evening it's time to auction this authentic hearts and roses gown
14:00valued at two million dollars and donated by the mysterious designer who remains completely anonymous
14:10nobody knows the true identity of hearts and roses
14:13shh now do we have an opening bid of one hundred thousand dollars one hundred thousand
14:21we have one hundred thousand dollars now do I hear five hundred thousand dollars one million dollar
14:29we have one million dollars now do I hear two million two million dollars
14:35ten ten million dollars
14:42ten million dollars
14:45we have ten million dollars for hearts and roses gown going once going twice sold to prince daniel
14:56it's a gift for you my lovely friend
15:03oh that's too much
15:04oh really considering what you've had to deal with tonight
15:07it's nothing
15:08thank you
15:09my dear
15:10would you do us the honor of modeling this dress
15:13yes I'd love to
15:14well thank you
15:16security
15:18this woman is a fraud
15:20as the fiance of prince matthew I think she needs to be thrown out immediately
15:26security
15:27guards
15:29but
15:31but I'm the prince's fiance
15:33wait wait
15:34let go of me
15:35leave her alone
15:37as second in line to the crown you are fired leave now
15:46please excuse that
15:50may I accompany to your dressing room
15:53yes
15:54thank you
16:00you have to admit
16:02he's pretty sexy
16:03yeah
16:04shut up
16:12exquisite
16:13beautiful
16:14beautiful
16:15she looks just like a princess
16:17yeah
16:23I suppose that
16:24now would be as good of a time as any for me to announce that
16:29I am hearts and roses
16:33I designed that dress
16:34she's hearts and roses?
16:36her identity is finally revealed
16:39how thrilling
16:40that's impossible
16:42it is possible
16:44it is possible
16:45because I designed that dress
16:46no
16:47no it's not possible
16:48because I designed this dress
16:53I'm hearts and roses
16:58I'm hearts and roses
16:59I'm hearts and roses
17:01sorry
17:02now I've heard everything
17:04everything
17:05the fraud freak
17:06the fraud freak
17:07is
17:08a pathological liar
17:10I'm not lying
17:11and I can prove it
17:13we all know that hearts and roses
17:14sews a hidden gem into each dress
17:17right?
17:18tell us something we don't already know
17:20well I sewed a red ruby into this bodice
17:23I can go to the bathroom and take it off
17:25pick at the seam
17:26just to prove it all to you
17:28yeah that's a good idea
17:30yeah that's a good idea
17:31let her prove it
17:33I'll take care of that
17:44what the fuck you freak
17:46why would you do that?
17:47now the ruby is missing
17:49how is she supposed to prove it now?
17:51now what?
17:52I am Pamela Ross
17:54I am hearts and roses
17:56and
17:57I will not stand for these games anymore
18:00you've gone too far
18:02stop
18:05stop
18:09stop
18:14what's the meaning of this?
18:16your highness
18:17this woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiance
18:19and now she claims to be hearts and roses
18:21but
18:24your highness
18:25I am the real Pamela Ross
18:28I am Matthew's fiance
18:29and I am so honored to meet you
18:35you may stand my dear
18:40you
18:42you fraud
18:43how dare you
18:44look at you exposing your breasts
18:46at such a reverent event
18:49Daniel
18:50Daniel
18:51your taste in women hasn't improved
18:53another hussy
18:54this woman is a liar
18:56fool
18:57out
18:58both of you
18:59madam
19:00I don't know who she is
19:01but she's pulled the wool over your eyes
19:02just like everyone else
19:03just like everyone else
19:06how dare you
19:07how dare you
19:08what the hell is going on here?
19:09what the hell is going on here?
19:27what the hell is going on here?
19:29Matthew?
19:30what they do to you baby?
19:34What'd they do to you, baby?
19:42Mother, what is the meaning of this?
19:44She claims to be your fiancée.
19:46She is my fiancée.
19:49So you think you can just waltz in here and marry into this family?
19:54Look at you.
19:56You're a whore trying to manipulate my son.
20:00You think you're the true hearts and roses?
20:03You're a fake.
20:04She's a fraud.
20:06And she's a whore.
20:08She is hearts and roses.
20:10What are you saying?
20:14I had you investigated.
20:16And I know you're not Pamela Ross.
20:19You're Misha Dankworth, and you're a grifter.
20:23You're Misha Dankworth, and you're a grifter.
20:25You've been arrested twice for shoplifting, and your brother works here at the palace.
20:29And you're a flaccid loser who's never going to live up to his younger brother's greatness.
20:33What's your point?
20:34Listen, I think you want my brother, and I want Pamela.
20:39You burn his balls.
20:41He should be with me.
20:43Who cares?
20:44I just want to fuck with Mama's boy in there.
20:46And I just want to fuck Mama's boy.
20:47Well, then maybe, maybe we could help each other out.
20:52What do you have in mind?
20:53Well, hearts and roses is my favorite designer.
21:02I was thinking of asking them to design a dress for the Royal Charity Gala.
21:07Maybe.
21:09Stop!
21:10I have had both of these women investigated, and according to my information, this woman,
21:14Misha, is the true hearts and roses as she claims to be.
21:17Misha is the true hearts and roses as she claims to be.
21:25Daniel, you know that's not true.
21:27I'm sorry, Pamela.
21:27I'm so sorry.
21:31I pretended to be Pamela to get close to you, and I wanted to design a dress for you for
21:37the gala, but now my surprise is ruined.
21:41Clever girl.
21:43My staff have been watching you, Misha, and they've told me some very good things.
21:50That you are a self-made woman.
21:52You are full of confidence and strength.
21:56You're the kind of woman who could rule the design world.
22:00The kind of woman who might be a good queen one day.
22:03This one can't even possibly be a princess, let alone being anything else.
22:12Mother, enough.
22:16Clearly, Misha is the true hearts and roses, and much more suitable for the Prince of Westmarch.
22:26Matthew, I want you to marry her.
22:33I want you to marry her.
22:36I will not.
22:37Pamela is my fiancée, and the love of my life.
22:41But...
22:41I wouldn't be caught dead with a skank like you.
22:46A contest.
22:48Both women shall design a dress, and then we will see who the true hearts and roses is.
22:55And the winner of the contest shall design the dress for the gala for the queen.
23:00My fuck-up son has had a good idea for once.
23:05A contest it is.
23:07And may the best woman win next Saturday night.
23:12You're just going to make a fool of yourself.
23:16Shame on you.
23:20Look, I'm sorry tonight was so hard.
23:23Oh, love.
23:25How about I try to make you feel a little bit better?
23:27What did you have in mind?
23:33How about I show you just how much I love you?
23:38Please do.
23:39I don't care.
23:40I don't care.
23:41But I don't care.
23:42I do what I love you.
23:43I love you.
23:47Let me feel the trouble.
23:48I don't care.
24:04What do you have in mind?
24:35My brilliant fiancée.
24:51Thank you, Hansel.
25:00I'm going to miss you so much.
25:02I know, baby.
25:03I'll be home as soon as the royal council is done with me.
25:06Of course.
25:07I totally understand.
25:09The life of a princess.
25:11Ha.
25:13And I'll sort things out with my mother when I get home.
25:16I told you you don't need to do that.
25:17I'm going to win this contest and prove it to her myself.
25:19Also, I've asked Daniel to look after you while I'm away.
25:24So, should you need anything, go to him.
25:28Um.
25:31Look, he feels terrible about the other night.
25:34I think he had too much to drink.
25:36Okay.
25:36I've got to go.
25:48I love you.
25:49I love you more.
25:50Oh, my God.
26:14Uh, Pamela, I'm really sorry for blindsiding you with that fundraiser.
26:22I thought I was doing the right thing.
26:24It's okay.
26:25I have faith I'm going to win this contest.
26:28Well, um, I hope you do.
26:31I really don't know who to believe, um, at this point, but, uh, uh, I hope it's you.
26:40Uh, I think you're wonderful.
26:44Let me go get something for you.
27:14Here you go.
27:17Oh, thank you so much.
27:22A toast.
27:23To spill drinks, winning dresses, and new friends.
27:29Cheers.
27:30Cheers.
27:31Cheers.
27:32Cheers.
27:33Cheers.
27:34So, how are the designs coming along?
27:46Um, fine.
27:48Um, I'm sorry.
27:50I just, I don't feel very well all of a sudden.
27:53Oh, uh, I got, I'm sorry.
27:58Um, uh, I said the, the, the room is spinning.
28:08Can I get something for you?
28:09Can I help you?
28:10Can I do something?
28:11I think I'm going to faint.
28:13Um, I don't know what's wrong with Mom.
28:16I'm...
28:18Um?
28:20Uh.
28:21I really don't think I can go through with this.
28:49You'll go through with it or I'll expose you for breaking into the Queen's office.
28:55Just pull her shirt down and take a picture and make it look like the two of you just had sex.
28:59Oh my God. Do it, Ralph.
29:01Or else...
29:13Oh God. I'm so sorry about this, Miss Ross.
29:17They're making me do this.
29:20You see, I have a wife and two daughters and the little one isn't well and the medical bills are killing me.
29:27My wife has to stay at home to take care of her.
29:31Please, Miss Ross. I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:40I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:43I can't do it.
29:55I can't do it.
29:57I can't do it.
29:59No, I...
30:01God, I can't do it.
30:11No, I...
30:12No, I...
30:21Ouch!
30:24How can you do this? What am I supposed to do?
30:27You'll figure something out. You always do.
30:29Yeah, you're lucky I'm so smart, you worm.
30:33I will figure it out.
30:37I need to take that bitch down. If it's the last thing I do.
30:41Get in the way.
30:42I still can't believe how much I must have drinkin' last night. My head hurts so much.
30:52You gotta hydrate, girl. There you go.
30:55I'm trying, but I still feel queasy.
31:01Was I obnoxious?
31:02Oh, I think you were absolutely darling.
31:06All I remember is waking up in a strange room.
31:08Oh, no worries.
31:10I put you there. I packed you in.
31:17Um...
31:19Pamela, there's something I need to tell you, and it's not exactly easy to say.
31:23What is it?
31:24My God, you're beautiful.
31:26Daniel.
31:27No, really, I think you're magic.
31:29Daniel, I don't think...
31:30Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:32Uh...
31:34Daniel, I think you're lovely, but...
31:36I, um...
31:38Your brother...
31:40Uh...
31:41I'm sorry. I think I'm gonna be sick. Excuse me.
31:43Fuck!
31:45I'm sorry. I think I'm gonna be sick. Excuse me.
31:47Fuck!
31:49I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I think I'm gonna be sick. Excuse me.
31:53Fuck!
31:55Fuck!
31:57Fuck!
31:59Fuck!
32:00Fuck!
32:01Fuck!
32:02Fuck!
32:06Fuck!
32:07Fuck!
32:10Oh!
32:12Fuck!
32:14Fuck!
32:20Hey!
32:23Hello.
32:24Pamela, what's wrong?
32:31Pamela, what's wrong?
32:35Nothing.
32:37I just went for a jog.
32:41So I'm a little out of sorts right now.
32:44You're a dynamo.
32:48Something's wrong.
32:49I can hear it.
32:50Tell me.
32:51I just miss you.
32:53I miss you, too.
32:54I'll be home soon.
32:56I know.
32:57I just wanted to hear your voice.
33:01I'm okay, though.
33:02I promise.
33:05I can't wait to be with you again.
33:07I love you.
33:09I love you, too.
33:10Bye.
33:10I love you.
33:36Well, if it isn't the fake Hearts and Roses...
33:42Where's your address, Misha?
33:44I don't see you working on anything.
33:46All I see is you wandering around pretending like you're somebody else.
33:50My address is coming along fine.
33:52Also, it's fabulous.
33:54I'm going to reveal it at the contest and blow everyone's minds.
33:59I'm sure.
34:01And then the prince is going to see what a liar you are
34:04and dump your sorry ass.
34:08Misha?
34:10That's never going to happen.
34:12He loves me with all of his heart.
34:15And he thinks that you're a lying weirdo.
34:18Your sociopath is manipulating him with the skills you learn as a prostitute.
34:27Back off, Misha.
34:29The prince is mine.
34:31No, you back off! The prince is mine!
34:35Get out of here.
34:36Ugh!
34:37Ugh!
34:45Ugh!
34:54Oh, your highness!
34:56What beautiful roses!
34:59Yes.
35:00Except they're getting really dirty.
35:05I'm wondering,
35:07you being the seamstress that you are,
35:09maybe you could make me a gardening apron.
35:15Yes?
35:20Hello?
35:21Sure.
35:22I'd be happy to.
35:23Perfect.
35:24Yes?
35:25I just wanted to apologize for my behavior earlier.
35:26Well, my behavior in general, actually.
35:27Right.
35:28I just wanted to apologize for my behavior earlier.
35:33Well, my behavior in general, actually.
35:34Right.
35:35I'm just hoping that we can let bygones be bygones.
35:36Maybe even be friends.
35:37My gosh.
35:40That would actually be really interesting.
35:41Everyone sorry.
35:42Why you been watching this?
35:43Stop eating.
35:45I'm not a bad man.
35:46You're a guy.
35:47You're a guy.
35:48I'm not a bad boy.
35:49Okay.
35:50That's what I'm hearing.
35:51I'm not a bad boy.
35:52You're not a bad boy.
35:53Everybody has kids at home.
35:54You're a bad boy.
35:55I'm, by the way.
35:56You're a bad boy.
35:57You're a bad boy.
35:58You're a bad boy.
35:59You're a bad boy.
36:00You're a bad boy.
36:01You're a bad boy.
36:02What's a bad boy?
36:03I don't know.
36:04I'm a bad boy.
36:05That would actually be really amazing.
36:08Awesome!
36:10Now, I have a favor to ask.
36:12Ask friends.
36:14What is it?
36:16I'm wondering.
36:19The Queen asked me to make her a gardening apron,
36:23and I'm just hoping that maybe,
36:27in the spirit of our new friendship,
36:30you would make it for me since you're so talented.
36:34Well, what's the magic word, Misha?
36:38Please?
36:40Please what?
36:42Pretty please?
36:44Pretty please what?
36:46Pretty please with sugar on top?
36:48Let me think about it, okay?
36:55Over my dead body.
36:58Now get out.
37:00You'll be sorry.
37:02Bitch.
37:12Your Highness.
37:14I heard that you needed a new gardening apron.
37:18So, I made this for you.
37:20I didn't ask you to make me a gardening apron.
37:24I asked my darling Misha.
37:28You don't think you're going to win me over, do you?
37:32By kissing my rump, you've got another thing coming.
37:36Now scat!
37:37Now scat!
37:56Oh!
37:57Your Highness!
37:59What a beautiful gardening apron.
38:01Oh.
38:02Where did you get it?
38:03That floozy Pamela made it.
38:05She did?
38:06Trying to win me over, I suppose.
38:08I suppose.
38:09But, for a fraud, she's a pretty good seamstress.
38:19We need to kick things up a notch.
38:33My plan isn't working.
38:34I can't get past that Pamela bitch.
38:36Well, she is his fiancée.
38:38If we not start this again...
38:43I want her gone.
38:45What do you mean gone?
38:46Dead.
38:47As in D-E-A-D, dead.
38:50You're talking murder?
38:52That's crazy.
38:53Don't say it.
38:54I want her gone, and you're going to help me do it.
38:57I will not.
38:58Besides, I've got a weak stomach.
39:01Not you personally, idiot.
39:03I want you to hire someone to do it.
39:05Someone good.
39:06I won't.
39:08You will.
39:09Or I'll expose you for drugging and exploiting the princess.
39:12You wouldn't.
39:13I will.
39:14You are evil.
39:16And, I'm the future princess of Westmarch.
39:27Welcome back.
39:28Can I ask you something?
39:35Yeah, what's up?
39:37What the fuck happened between you and Pamela the other night?
39:40Nothing happened.
39:41Why?
39:42She said she drank a little too much.
39:45Ended up in a strange room.
39:47What's that got to do with me?
39:49She said you put her there.
39:50I did not look.
39:55Listen, I know you.
39:57I know your past.
39:59And I know just how low you're willing to sink.
40:02What are you trying to say?
40:04Little brother.
40:05Little brother.
40:15Stay away from her.
40:23Or what?
40:27You don't want to know.
40:29What's your problem?
40:30Is your ego hurting?
40:31Are you afraid that your fuck up little brother is going to steal your girlfriend?
40:36Take your best shot.
40:37Pussy.
40:41Give your best shot.
40:42Pussy.
40:52Ah.
40:53Uh.
41:18Uh-.
41:19You stay away from Pamela.
41:35He is out of control. He tried to kill me.
41:50Oh, darling, you're overreacting.
41:53He might be worthless, but he's not a killer.
41:57Probably hormones or something.
42:00This isn't hormonal. This is unabashed jealousy.
42:03He's always been jealous of me. He's coveted everything I have, including Pamela.
42:08I think he drugged her.
42:09Oh, no. I think this hussy is having a negative effect on you.
42:16Mother.
42:17The true other Hearts and Roses is a much better match for you.
42:22I am Hearts and Roses.
42:24Liar!
42:24Stop! Just stop!
42:28I am Pamela Ross.
42:30I am Hearts and Roses.
42:32I am the love of Matthew's life, and I am his fiancée.
42:36And I am not taking your abuse anymore.
42:40I order you to break up with that bimbo.
42:44I will not!
42:46Pamela is the most important person in my life now.
42:50And if that means not being your goddamn prince, then so be it.
42:53I am passer and Roses is the most important person in that one.
42:59And there's not being your love about it.
43:01You are my god.
43:05I am I?
43:05I am I?
43:06I am I am.
43:19I don't know.
43:49Oh, it is just perfect for the Hope for Children gala.
44:01We'll do the cocktail reception out here and then move inside for the ball.
44:04I think the Queen will love it. Absolutely love it.
44:07And by that point, everyone will know that I'm their real hearts and roses.
44:10And that prissy little faker will be long gone.
44:13I will be Prince Matthew's date to that gala.
44:16You're totally going to win that contest this weekend.
44:19Totally.
44:19What are you doing here?
44:25I'm checking out the space for the Hope for Children's Gala.
44:28What are you doing here?
44:29We're checking out the space.
44:31The Queen sent us.
44:33Well, the Prince sent me.
44:35Oh my God, girls, you have to look at this.
44:38Nude photos of Pamela Ross?
44:40What?
44:42Oh, Pam.
44:43Different.
44:43It's on TMZ.
44:45Where did they come?
44:46I don't know.
44:47They're not cute.
44:48No.
44:48Oh my God.
44:49Look at the lingerie.
44:50Where did these come from?
44:54So much for Princess of West March, slut.
44:57Poor tramp.
44:58Don't move me.
45:14Hello?
45:15Help!
45:15Help me!
45:19Hey!
45:19Oh my hero.
45:25Are you okay?
45:26Did they hurt you, my love?
45:27I'm fine.
45:27Did they hurt you?
45:28No.
45:29No.
45:29I'm just glad that you came when you did.
45:32Daniel, you okay?
45:33I'm fine.
45:34Who put you up to this?
45:42It wasn't me.
45:43Who put you up to this?
45:44He paid me.
45:45Who put you up to this?
45:46Please stop, man.
45:48It was Ralph.
45:49I don't believe you.
45:50It was him.
45:51I swear.
45:53Get this piece of shit out of here.
46:01Here we go.
46:04I'm so sorry, Pamela.
46:10I couldn't go through there.
46:11I swear it wasn't my idea.
46:12I swear.
46:31I told you I know nothing about it.
46:34It's disgusting.
46:35What kind of a pervert would have a room like that in targeting Pamela?
46:38Then how do you explain it?
46:39Daniel, Matthew has a point.
46:41You're the black sheep of the family and you invite suspicion.
46:45It had to be Ralph.
46:46He tried to have her killed.
46:48He's clearly obsessed with her.
46:49But what about those disgusting pictures on the internet?
46:52Mm-hmm.
46:54I think Daniel has a point.
46:57Ralph probably released the photos too.
47:00So, Dan, you may have a point for once.
47:04I'm sorry I doubted you.
47:05No problem.
47:07It's been shocking for us all.
47:09Stupid fucking machine.
47:28The shit's broken.
47:30I can glue it.
47:31Oh, it's so ugly.
47:41Fuck.
47:47Ugh.
47:49What do you want?
47:49You need to get me out of here.
47:51I don't have time for this.
47:52Besides, you're the one stupid enough to get arrested.
47:55Yeah, but I did it for you.
47:56Fine.
47:56If you keep your mouth shut, I'll post your bail.
47:59No, I've got to go.
47:59I've got a fucking dress to make.
48:10This place is disgusting.
48:13I feel like I need a shower.
48:15Thanks for bailing me out.
48:16Now that I have, I need you to get me a dress.
48:19What do you mean?
48:20The Hearts and Roses dress competition is this weekend, and I need a fabulous dress so that
48:28I can beat that bitch.
48:29What's that supposed to do with me?
48:32You're going to get me a counterfeit dress that I can pass off as my own design.
48:35How am I supposed to do that?
48:37I have no idea.
48:38But you better do a better job on this than you did that lame-ass head job you didn't pull off.
48:44I can't do it.
48:45If you don't, I won't pay your attorney fees.
48:51Life in prison, buddy.
48:52Think about your wife and kiddos.
48:55You're shameless, Misha.
48:57This better be the winning dress, or else.
49:14It's a winner.
49:15Now, leave me alone.
49:23Fucking worm.
49:25Please.
49:27I can't believe he sunk so low.
49:41Look at that dress.
49:43That's rather fabulous.
49:51You're clearly the winner.
49:54Definitely the best dress.
49:55Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming along this evening to my little contest
50:03to discover the true hearts and roses.
50:06The winner is going to design a dress for me for the Hope for Children Gala.
50:16A true honour.
50:19Everyone has ballots, and you will need to indicate whether you like this pink dress or the blue dress.
50:28The ballots will then be counted, and we will announce the winner this evening.
50:35In the meantime, please enjoy the party.
50:38The moment of truth.
50:39The moment of truth.
50:39Fuck you.
50:40If you'd like, that could be arranged.
50:47Ladies and gentlemen, the moment of truth.
50:52The votes have been tallied, and the results are in.
50:55Please may I have the envelope?
50:56The true hearts and roses who will design my dress for the Hope for Children Charity Gala is...
51:09Pamela Ross.
51:24Oh my God.
51:26We've been wrong this entire time.
51:28We have fucked crap.
51:29My darling, I am so sorry I ever doubted you.
51:36Can you ever forgive me?
51:37Of course I forgive you.
51:39You're my beloved's mother.
51:40Well, soon, and sooner rather than later, I hope, I'll also be your mother.
51:46Of course.
51:46Oh.
51:47Stop!
52:06The contest was fixed.
52:11The contest was fixed.
52:14What?
52:17Those two women, the Queen's secretary and the secretary's assistant, stuffed the ballot box.
52:27I saw them.
52:28They were throwing out the real votes and shoving it full of votes for Pamela.
52:34What the hell are you talking about?
52:35That's insane.
52:36We would never do anything like that.
52:38She's lying.
52:39Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down.
52:41Stop!
52:42That's my dress.
52:45That is my dress.
52:47Thank God I got here in time.
52:49It's the Pierre Tosh original.
52:51Sorry, Misha.
52:57Sorry, Misha.
53:00That's impossible.
53:02Because I designed the dress.
53:05Lies.
53:06I designed it.
53:07And I can prove it.
53:08In every dress, there is a label made with golden thread sewn into the scene.
53:15Allow me.
53:22It's there.
53:23She's a thief.
53:25That dress was taken from my studio two days ago.
53:29Security, call the police.
53:30No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
53:33Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
53:35It was my brother, Ralph.
53:39Ralph is your brother?
53:40Yes.
53:41And he tried to have Pamela killed.
53:43Not true.
53:46Misha did it all.
53:50Misha did it all.
53:52She blackmailed me to kill Pamela.
53:54And she made me steal the dress.
53:56She drugged her and wanted me to have sex of her and take photos of her.
54:01What?
54:02What?
54:02I, I, I couldn't go through the, Misha did it all.
54:07I believe him.
54:10So do I.
54:12Take her away.
54:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
54:17It was Daniel.
54:20Daniel is a pervert who's obsessed with Pamela.
54:25He's got all of these pictures and these videos of her.
54:29And, and he's obsessed with trying to hurt his younger brother.
54:38He deserves it.
54:40He deserves all of it.
54:41He's always the first.
54:42He gets everything he wants.
54:43I'm the firstborn.
54:45It's my turn.
54:46My turn.
54:46Take them both away.
54:48Call the police.
54:49Get away from me.
54:50Get your hands off me.
54:51Get your hands off me.
54:53Mommy.
54:53Mother.
54:54Mother.
54:55Mommy.
54:56Mommy.
54:57Mommy.
54:59I hate you.
55:01I'll kill you.
55:04Oh my God.
55:05Oh my God.
55:05We are so, so, so, so, so sorry.
55:07Oh my God.
55:07We are so sorry.
55:08She got us full.
55:10Stop.
55:11I forgive you.
55:12Really?
55:13Oh my God.
55:14Thank you so much.
55:15Stand up.
55:17She may forgive you, but I don't.
55:21You're fired.
55:23Get your hands off of me.
55:25I hated this job.
55:27Oh my.
55:27Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the true hearts and roses, the future
55:37princess, and the future queen of Westmarch.
55:42The future princess and the future queen of Westmarch, Miss Pamela Ross.
55:53Fuck.
55:55Fuck.
56:05Fuck.

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