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00:00:00Oh, bad.
00:00:30Hello?
00:00:31Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:34I mean, it's only two days away,
00:00:35and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:38So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:42Me too.
00:00:43Um, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:46Um, I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:49Uh, I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:52You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:54What? But you can't.
00:00:56I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:00:59Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:01You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:04This is bad.
00:01:05You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:07She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:16Come on, Lexi.
00:01:29So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:34Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:38But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:40I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital,
00:01:42we've done something new and special,
00:01:44but this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:47So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:50Mushrooms?
00:01:51No, not like that.
00:01:52Like something nice.
00:01:54Like maybe a trip.
00:01:55Like a mushroom trip?
00:01:57No.
00:02:00Sorry, Sue.
00:02:01I have a date.
00:02:02So do I.
00:02:04Sorry, Sue.
00:02:05Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:06We'll figure it out.
00:02:07Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:21Yeah, sure.
00:02:23Here you go.
00:02:25No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:27I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:30I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:35Oh, Jake.
00:02:41Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:43Uh, no, Jake.
00:02:44Not yet.
00:02:45When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:47The best night of my life.
00:02:49It will be.
00:02:50I promise.
00:02:51It'll always be amazing.
00:02:53With you and me.
00:02:54Together.
00:03:03Jake, no.
00:03:04Um, I have to go.
00:03:05I have to work on my art project.
00:03:07You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:10but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:14Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:16This Saturday?
00:03:17Of course.
00:03:22Thanks.
00:03:23Okay.
00:03:24Bye.
00:03:25Nothing.
00:03:26Nothing.
00:03:27Nothing.
00:03:28Nothing.
00:03:29Nothing.
00:03:30Oh, baby.
00:03:31You're so hot.
00:03:32I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:33Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:34Yeah.
00:03:35What was your name again?
00:03:36Rod.
00:03:37Sex guy.
00:03:38Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:39Yeah, right.
00:03:40I bet.
00:03:41Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:03:42Oh, no.
00:03:43Does not compute.
00:03:44Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:03:45Oh, huh.
00:03:46Hi.
00:03:47Hi.
00:03:48When did you get home?
00:03:49So is it true that we're going to talk in person ASAP?
00:03:51Oh, huh.
00:03:52Hi.
00:03:53Hi.
00:03:54Hi.
00:03:55Hi.
00:03:56Hi.
00:03:57Hi.
00:03:58Hi.
00:03:59Hi.
00:04:01Hi.
00:04:02Hi.
00:04:05Hi.
00:04:06Hi.
00:04:07Hi.
00:04:08Hi.
00:04:09Hi.
00:04:10Hi.
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00:04:16Hi.
00:04:17Hi.
00:04:18Yes, it is. It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:04:24I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:31So I just think it's the right time.
00:04:34Lexi, tell her. Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:39On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:41Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 28th.
00:04:47Maybe.
00:04:49Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:04:56I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:05That's Cheryl. Sue is right. We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:10Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:14It's not Jake. It's the male ideal. Like, a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:22Right.
00:05:23Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, it kind of sucks. I'm not really an artist.
00:05:28Girls, can you just stop changing the subject? The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:34And I'm just not ready yet. I'm waiting for a sign. And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:39Look, I can go either way. I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal. I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:49Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway. But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:05:58You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:02Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning? To church. To pray for you.
00:06:09I want to be first in line. I'm getting some sleep. Yeah, me too.
00:06:15Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been four days since my last confession. I accused myself of the following sins.
00:06:30Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.
00:06:37I mean, not me. I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:43Aw.
00:06:45I've never even seen a guy's... Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:50But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing, but there was nothing there.
00:06:58Okay, so it's about my friends. My best friends. They're gonna do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:04Okay. Third base.
00:07:07What? No. Like, sex. Like, intercourse?
00:07:12With boys, they barely even know. I mean, they really need us intervention, if you know what I mean.
00:07:17All the way. Go all the way.
00:07:20What are you?
00:07:22Ah!
00:07:24Ah! How could you do so? You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:30What?
00:07:32What?
00:07:37Yes! Yes! Run! Run! Run! Home route!
00:07:42Ah! Damn it!
00:07:46Fuckin' Yankees.
00:07:49Sorry.
00:07:50Sorry.
00:08:12Sue, it is 1 PM. Would you have a little consideration? I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:18Geez. Can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:22I have an announcement to make. I want to do it.
00:08:26Do you hear me? I want to do it.
00:08:29This weekend. On our birthday.
00:08:32Do what?
00:08:34It. Screw. You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:39You know, shagging, fucking.
00:08:44You do.
00:08:46But what about all your religious stuff? And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:51Oh, I got a sign. At church.
00:08:53Really?
00:08:55Well, okay, great.
00:08:57We're all in then.
00:08:58So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:09:02Right?
00:09:04Right.
00:09:06I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:08Hey, Frank.
00:09:13Oh, hi, Sue.
00:09:15Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:17I don't know. Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:19Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:21Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:23Wait, wait, bye.
00:09:24Hey.
00:09:25Um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night. It's for our birthday. Do you want to come?
00:09:42Do you think he can see at my shore?
00:09:54Well, the house looks done.
00:09:57Tomorrow's the big day.
00:09:59We finally turn 18 and finally lose our virginity.
00:10:03Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:07So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake, and I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:12But, Sue, who are you going to pick to pop your chair?
00:10:15It's easy.
00:10:16I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:21What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:22I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:25Yeah.
00:10:34My soulmate.
00:10:37Chris?
00:10:39Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup. I mean...
00:10:44What? No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:46He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:49Plus, his name's Chris. It's a sign.
00:10:50Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:10:56What? He does not.
00:10:58Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:00He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:02With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:06Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:08Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:10Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:14See you in the morning.
00:11:19I knew it would happen someday. I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:23I knew it would happen someday. I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:26I knew it would happen, but I didn't expect it to happen.
00:11:29Oh, my God.
00:11:30Okay, well, huh?
00:11:31How about this spirit?
00:11:33How about that?
00:11:35How about this spirit?
00:11:36How about that spirit?
00:11:38How about this spirit?
00:11:41And you know, study it is something-
00:11:44How about this spirit?
00:11:46How about this spirit?
00:11:49It's complicated.
00:11:50I think I've been, like, a little bit.
00:11:51You know how about this spirit?
00:11:52You're so perfect.
00:12:22You knew that's what I look like.
00:12:47Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:52Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:04Oh, my gosh.
00:13:26They're coming.
00:13:28Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!
00:13:30Ew, why?
00:13:35It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:36It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:38I'm going to start.
00:13:39You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:41He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43It's stupid.
00:13:44Just screw him.
00:13:45That's what he wants.
00:13:46That's what all guys want.
00:13:47Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:49Oh, Christ.
00:13:50I don't have your mouth, too.
00:13:52Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:13:57You're an idiot.
00:13:58A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:03Guys, seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:14:06Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:11I love it.
00:14:14You should put that down, though, because it's like, it's really...
00:14:16Very fragile.
00:14:17Yeah.
00:14:18Okay.
00:14:18Set it down.
00:14:20Hurry up.
00:14:23Those were your anal beads, right?
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25Okay.
00:14:25Let's go.
00:14:44Whoa!
00:14:44Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:50Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.
00:14:52Nice!
00:14:53It's going to be...
00:14:55Oh, fuck.
00:14:58Check, check, check, check.
00:15:02Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:04Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:08That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:11And the other one is edible miscephal joy.
00:15:15Oh, how did you know?
00:15:16I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:24Poster, such a cutie.
00:15:27Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:29All right, sorry.
00:15:30Are you okay now?
00:15:31Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:32Okay.
00:15:32We'll see you later.
00:15:33I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:38This is crazy.
00:15:39Oh, my God.
00:15:39Jake!
00:15:40Hi!
00:15:41Hey, babe.
00:15:43Happy birthday.
00:15:45Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:48What?
00:15:49You want a beer?
00:15:53No.
00:15:53I have your present here.
00:16:03I'll give it to you later.
00:16:04The time's right.
00:16:06You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:09And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:14Hey, bro.
00:16:16We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:19We'll bet.
00:16:19All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:25Hey.
00:16:25Hey.
00:16:26How you doing?
00:16:27Good.
00:16:36Check it out!
00:16:39Dare me?
00:16:43Woo!
00:16:49Oh, dude, look at those.
00:16:57Are those real?
00:16:58I don't...
00:16:58Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:16:59Hey!
00:17:00Ah, dude, move!
00:17:01Come on, lame!
00:17:02Oh, all right.
00:17:03Okay.
00:17:04I'll see you guys later.
00:17:05Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:06Aw, the moves.
00:17:0720 bucks says,
00:17:08by the end of the day,
00:17:09I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:11Yeah!
00:17:13They're fake anyways.
00:17:14Who cares?
00:17:16Okay.
00:17:16Oh, dude, dude!
00:17:21I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:26Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:28Here, let me.
00:17:29Joanna, no.
00:17:29Just go enjoy the birdie.
00:17:31Come on.
00:17:33Open.
00:17:36Hey.
00:17:37Do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:38I put this stuff on,
00:17:39but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:43Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:44I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:45It just, like, disappeared.
00:17:46Are these real?
00:17:59Of course they are.
00:18:02How come I've never met you before?
00:18:04I don't know.
00:18:05Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:18:06Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:07Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:10Maybe upstairs.
00:18:11I don't know.
00:18:13Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:18:15That's probably where he went.
00:18:17Go roll.
00:18:20Liquid courage?
00:18:22Yeah.
00:18:23Atta girl.
00:18:27Vodka cranberry?
00:18:28Surely simple.
00:18:29Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:33I gotta go meet her.
00:18:33I gotta go meet her.
00:18:35Sue?
00:18:36Are you okay?
00:18:37Sue?
00:18:38Relax.
00:18:40They're just eyes.
00:18:42Okay.
00:18:42Nothing to be scared of.
00:18:43Seriously.
00:18:44It's gonna be fine.
00:18:45Is Chris here?
00:18:45Is Chris here?
00:18:51Wow.
00:18:51It's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:53No.
00:18:54He does not.
00:18:55Have gate face.
00:18:56I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:18:58I'm gonna do it.
00:19:04Wow.
00:19:04It's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:07No.
00:19:07He does not have gate face.
00:19:10I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:11I'm gonna do it.
00:19:12I'm gonna do this.
00:19:14Good luck.
00:19:17Hey.
00:19:17You can do this.
00:19:19Just act like a slut.
00:19:20Just pretend you're Lex.
00:19:32Yeah, my favorite chapter is Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:19:35Chris.
00:19:37Hi.
00:19:38Can I talk to you?
00:19:40Uh-huh.
00:19:41Um, in private?
00:19:42No.
00:19:43Hey, Lexi.
00:19:57Hey, Lexi.
00:19:58What?
00:19:59Chris.
00:20:01You're so sexy.
00:20:04Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:20:06I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:08And I really want to...
00:20:13Oh!
00:20:13What are you doing?
00:20:15Is that wrong?
00:20:16Sue!
00:20:16What's gotten into you?
00:20:18Nothing.
00:20:18I'm sorry.
00:20:19I don't know how to do this.
00:20:21Sue.
00:20:23Sue.
00:20:24Sue.
00:20:24Sue.
00:20:26I understand these urges.
00:20:30And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:34Really?
00:20:35You do?
00:20:35I do.
00:20:36I really do.
00:20:37I do.
00:20:38It's just...
00:20:46I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:51Right.
00:20:52Lexi said you were...
00:20:53Jesus.
00:20:54Oh.
00:20:55Batman.
00:20:56Of course.
00:20:57What did you think?
00:20:59Oh, nothing.
00:21:00So we can still do this then?
00:21:03Oh, Sue.
00:21:05You know, for me...
00:21:07When I think about that man who died for our sins...
00:21:13When I think about him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty.
00:21:36Under that hot, hot, hot sun, I just feel such compassion.
00:21:42I think about those things too.
00:21:44So you understand why I can't do this.
00:21:48Not really?
00:21:50I just find it too hard it is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.
00:21:58So...
00:22:00So...
00:22:01We're gonna go out there, right?
00:22:04Andy, we're gonna tell you three months.
00:22:06Hey, Ty.
00:22:07Whoa!
00:22:08Can you see him, Jake?
00:22:09Uh...
00:22:10No.
00:22:11No.
00:22:12No.
00:22:13All right.
00:22:14Okay.
00:22:15All right.
00:22:16Focus.
00:22:17Focus.
00:22:18Focus.
00:22:19Focus.
00:22:20Focus.
00:22:21Focus.
00:22:22Focus.
00:22:23Focus.
00:22:24Oh, there he is.
00:22:26Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:29Oh, how could he?
00:22:31What happened?
00:22:45Did you guys do it?
00:22:48How could he?
00:22:55Sue, what happened?
00:22:57Did you guys do it?
00:22:59Sue?
00:23:00He doesn't want me.
00:23:02Because he's gay.
00:23:03No, he's not.
00:23:04He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:06Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:08The only reason you even liked him
00:23:10is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:23:13Look, the only way you're going to find out
00:23:16what kind of man you really want
00:23:17is to know what kind of woman you really are
00:23:20deep inside.
00:23:22What?
00:23:23Come with me.
00:23:25Where?
00:23:25To meet your dark side.
00:23:33Out.
00:23:35Everyone out.
00:23:36Sue, it's time for you and your vagina
00:23:47to meet face-to-face.
00:23:49I really can't.
00:24:01I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:04I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:14Sue?
00:24:15Can you see it?
00:24:18Sue.
00:24:22I'm almost...
00:24:24I'm almost there.
00:24:28Oh!
00:24:29What?
00:24:31What?
00:24:32Sue, what happened?
00:24:33What did you see?
00:24:35A raccoon?
00:24:36What?
00:24:38You overshot it.
00:24:39Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:40I can't.
00:24:48Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:50Okay, fine.
00:24:51Fine.
00:24:52I didn't want to do this,
00:24:53but you leave me no choice.
00:24:55What?
00:24:56You really need an orgasm.
00:24:59Honestly,
00:24:59I don't know how you expected
00:25:01to ever have sex with someone else
00:25:02when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:25:04This really has to be your first step.
00:25:06Lex,
00:25:07I'm waiting.
00:25:07Coming.
00:25:09Sue,
00:25:09my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:11Just find it
00:25:12and use it.
00:25:14Wait,
00:25:14what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:16It's black.
00:25:17It vibrates.
00:25:20Come on, Rod.
00:25:21Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:24Don't come back
00:25:25until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:26Hey, cutie!
00:25:39Cutie!
00:25:43Oh!
00:25:44Boozzie!
00:25:46Oh, yeah!
00:25:47Oh, yeah!
00:25:49Bang.
00:25:51Bang.
00:25:51Bang.
00:25:52Bang.
00:25:54Good boy.
00:25:54Straighten up.
00:25:55Good boy.
00:25:57Good boy.
00:25:59He knows over 100 commands.
00:26:02I'm sorry I can't see anything.
00:26:04That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:06What a bitch.
00:26:08Fortunately,
00:26:08when you're blind,
00:26:09you get used to things like that.
00:26:10Ah!
00:26:11Ah!
00:26:16Ah!
00:26:19Ah!
00:26:19Oh, shit.
00:26:39What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:44Nice shot.
00:26:49Direct hit.
00:26:57Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:04Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:07He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:10For sure?
00:27:11I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:27:14so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:15That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:27:19No, it's awful.
00:27:20I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:28It's a text. It's from him.
00:27:30I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:31Okay.
00:27:32Okay. Uh, he's looking for you.
00:27:34He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:37Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:38Um, I have to go. I'm going.
00:27:40No, you can't just leave.
00:27:42Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:45I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:47No. He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:50Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:52I see only one option.
00:27:55I'm leaving.
00:27:56Revenge sex.
00:27:57Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:27:59It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:06Revenge sex.
00:28:08Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:10It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:13But he- I mean, he doesn't even care. He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.
00:28:20Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:22Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:28:25To his ego?
00:28:26To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him?
00:28:29Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:35No, I- I couldn't.
00:28:37Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and- and better looking.
00:28:41Eric! He's perfect!
00:28:43Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:28:45I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:28:49Really? And what type is that?
00:28:51He's bloody.
00:28:51Yeah. Trust me, he's amazing. I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.
00:28:58Oh, no. I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:02Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else. Someone that I haven't fooled around with.
00:29:11Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him? I mean, it's- you're not gonna marry the guy.
00:29:16No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:17Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life, knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:23to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:26and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence, and you chose not to do it,
00:29:30go ahead. But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:35I don't know.
00:29:38But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:42I don't know.
00:29:44Trust me. It's going to work.
00:29:47I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:29:55Hi, Cheryl.
00:29:56Okay, enough to chat with her.
00:29:58Oh, no.
00:30:10Hey.
00:30:12Happy birthday.
00:30:12Thanks.
00:30:22Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:37So, happy birthday.
00:30:45Uh, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:51But it's actually from us.
00:30:52U.S.
00:30:54America?
00:30:56United States?
00:30:58I know where we live.
00:30:59Right.
00:31:00Of course.
00:31:01Hey, Jesus, Erica, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:15Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:16Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:17I just...
00:31:18No, you're fine.
00:31:19Jake!
00:31:33So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:36Oh, I'm sorry.
00:31:38It?
00:31:39What, um...
00:31:39It?
00:31:41Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty?
00:31:47Oh!
00:31:48Oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:52I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:54You know, the sooner the better.
00:31:57Yeah, sure.
00:31:58I mean, yeah, of course.
00:31:59Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:02I mean...
00:32:05It's just...
00:32:09You're so...
00:32:11You're so beautiful.
00:32:14Okay.
00:32:14Um...
00:32:15Uh, no kissing.
00:32:18Right.
00:32:19Um, of course.
00:32:21Sorry?
00:32:24So, um...
00:32:25Do you want to un-rat me?
00:32:28Oh, wow.
00:32:29Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:34Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:36You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:40Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:42You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Organic.
00:32:46Yep.
00:32:49So, the wrap.
00:32:50Right.
00:32:51Um, where's the, uh...
00:32:54It's, uh, the end that I just, like, right over here.
00:32:56Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:32:57Yeah.
00:32:58That's where I see it.
00:32:58Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:00Got it.
00:33:01Uh...
00:33:01Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:03Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:33:04I, um...
00:33:05It's...
00:33:05It's okay.
00:33:06Do it again.
00:33:09Sorry, I, uh...
00:33:10I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:12You know what?
00:33:13Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:15Okay.
00:33:16Uh, let me just see.
00:33:24Oh, here it is.
00:33:25I got it.
00:33:26All right.
00:33:26Just, um, pull it.
00:33:28Let me just...
00:33:28Oh, jeez.
00:33:33Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:33Are you okay?
00:33:35Help me!
00:33:35Help!
00:33:36Uh...
00:33:36Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:40Oh, jeez.
00:33:47Well, that was stupid.
00:33:52Yeah.
00:33:53How are you doing tonight?
00:33:59I'm good.
00:34:00You having a good time?
00:34:01Yeah?
00:34:02You good?
00:34:02Jake!
00:34:03I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:06What?
00:34:07I can't hear you.
00:34:09I need another beer.
00:34:11Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:12Jake!
00:34:12So are you with me?
00:34:14Upstairs.
00:34:15Yeah.
00:34:15Hold on.
00:34:17I'll take a piss.
00:34:18How much beer?
00:34:37Ah...
00:34:38Finally.
00:34:47I, uh...
00:34:49Let me just get the blinds.
00:34:51Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:53Um, don't worry about it.
00:34:55What?
00:34:56I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:00Oh.
00:35:02Well, okay.
00:35:03Okay.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:10Mm.
00:35:11Mm.
00:35:17Finally.
00:35:18I, uh...
00:35:19Let me just get the blinds.
00:35:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:23Um, don't worry about it.
00:35:25What?
00:35:26I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:31Oh.
00:35:33Well, okay.
00:35:34Okay.
00:35:34Mm.
00:35:35Mm.
00:35:38So, let's go.
00:36:07What are you doing?
00:36:20Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:28Um, not yet. More foreplay.
00:36:30Huh? Oh.
00:36:37It's so good.
00:36:40Oh.
00:36:42Yep.
00:36:43Oh, my God.
00:36:45Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:46What, what, what?
00:36:47Ah, ah, oh.
00:36:49Ah, yeah.
00:36:51Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:52Is that even a thing?
00:36:54I don't know.
00:36:56Ah.
00:36:58Are you okay?
00:37:01No, no, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:04I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:37:06It's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen.
00:37:13You sure you're okay?
00:37:15Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:16Okay, great. Have fun.
00:37:17Oh.
00:37:23Now, now, let's do it now.
00:37:25No, not yet. Not yet.
00:37:29All right, I'm gonna come.
00:37:30I'm gonna come.
00:37:31No, not yet. Not yet.
00:37:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:34No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:35Lexi! Lexi!
00:37:36Oh, sh-oh.
00:37:37Oh, sh-oh.
00:37:38No, no, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:42Lexi! Lexi!
00:37:43Oh, sh-oh.
00:37:44Oh, sh-oh.
00:37:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:47Oh, oh, I'm so sorry.
00:37:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:50It's been a really long time, and I just,
00:37:51I haven't mastered anything.
00:37:57Uh-oh.
00:37:58What's up, bruh?
00:37:59What the fuck is-
00:38:00Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:01What are you doing?
00:38:03How's it going?
00:38:04How's it going?
00:38:05Good.
00:38:06Eric?
00:38:07Help me.
00:38:08Eric, help me.
00:38:09I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:11Excuse me.
00:38:12Hey, excuse me.
00:38:16Cheryl's in here.
00:38:22What's up, bruh?
00:38:23What the fuck is-
00:38:25Hey, wait!
00:38:27Lex, babe, I'm still waiting.
00:38:36Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see, I'm blind.
00:38:38Damn it.
00:38:39I'm going to save somebody to know that bitch.
00:38:41Hey, you!
00:38:42You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:38:43or I'm going to teach you a lesson.
00:38:45Help!
00:38:46I'm so sorry!
00:38:47I'll never make fun of the blind again!
00:38:48Hey!
00:38:49Hey!
00:38:50Hey!
00:38:51Hey!
00:38:52Hey!
00:38:53Hey!
00:38:54Hey!
00:38:55Hey!
00:38:56Hey!
00:38:57Hey!
00:38:58Hey!
00:38:59Hey!
00:39:00Hey!
00:39:01Hey!
00:39:02Hey!
00:39:03Hey!
00:39:04Hey!
00:39:05Hey!
00:39:06Hey!
00:39:07Hey!
00:39:17Wow!
00:39:18Oh!
00:39:20I can't crash.
00:39:21I can't crash!
00:39:22Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:23This party's ass!
00:39:27Yeaaah!
00:39:32This just isn't working.
00:39:33The wreck he attacked.
00:39:34Nothing.
00:39:35What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:40Be careful, man, relax, dude.
00:39:42Spark it up!
00:39:44Yes!
00:39:47Oh, man!
00:39:49I love this game!
00:39:50We're in the controllers. We gotta play.
00:39:51Here, here, here.
00:39:52Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:56Whoa!
00:39:58Whoa!
00:39:59Look at this!
00:40:00Oh, my God!
00:40:02Pew, pew, pew!
00:40:03Whoa, whoa, man!
00:40:04Get that thing away!
00:40:05Jesus!
00:40:13Hey, dude, nice shot!
00:40:15Wasn't me?
00:40:20Whoa!
00:40:21Whoa!
00:40:22Nice!
00:40:23Are you sitting there or something?
00:40:27Hey, you found the grenade launcher!
00:40:28Nice, nice!
00:40:31Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:51Whoa!
00:40:55You are the controller!
00:40:57No, I just...
00:40:58I didn't, I swear, I...
00:41:10Hey, Sue.
00:41:13What's going on, man?
00:41:17It's okay, um, hey, Sue.
00:41:28Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:31Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:41:34Oh, sure.
00:41:36Listen, Sue, I...
00:41:38I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:41You were?
00:41:42You mean...
00:41:44Y-yeah.
00:41:48So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:51Could we go get a drink?
00:41:53Wow, um, your toilet's really...
00:41:59Oh, you...
00:42:01You know what?
00:42:02I gotta go.
00:42:03Um, happy birthday.
00:42:04Uh, no, Chris, no, there wasn't, I didn't...
00:42:06Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:20This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:22Never going to have sex.
00:42:25Ow.
00:42:44Hello?
00:42:45A little attention here.
00:42:47Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:42:52Lex, don't be selfish.
00:42:56Oh, right.
00:42:57Sorry.
00:42:58Oh, jeez.
00:42:59Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:01Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:03Screw it.
00:43:05Oh, jeez.
00:43:06Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:08Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:09Screw it.
00:43:10Oh, jeez.
00:43:11Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:14Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:15Screw it.
00:43:16Holy Essex.
00:43:17You're fucked.
00:43:18You're fucked.
00:43:20I were fucked.
00:43:21Yeah, I don't know.
00:43:22Find yourself.
00:43:23Find yourself.
00:43:37Uh, I lost perpetrator,
00:43:39like even fuck.
00:43:40Ha ha!
00:43:41Ha ha!
00:43:42Ha ha!
00:43:47Ha ha!
00:43:50Ha ha!
00:43:55Oh!
00:43:58Oh!
00:43:59No.
00:44:00That was bad.
00:44:01That was so bad!
00:44:10Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:20I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:25Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:29Yes, it does.
00:44:31So, you're JJ?
00:44:32Uh-oh.
00:44:33It's me.
00:44:55Hello.
00:44:56Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS.
00:44:58Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:00A nun.
00:45:01Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:08Please hold.
00:45:09Oh, thank goodness.
00:45:141-900-CONFESSION.
00:45:15How may I be of service?
00:45:16It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:19I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:21One day?
00:45:24Ow!
00:45:29Is that too long?
00:45:30I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:33Go on?
00:45:34Uh, okay.
00:45:35Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:38Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine.
00:45:40What's her problem?
00:45:42A washing machine touched her.
00:45:46Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well.
00:45:49All right, freak.
00:45:50Time's up.
00:45:51What?
00:45:52But what do I do?
00:45:53Just unplug the thing.
00:45:54No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:45:58Well, then be happy.
00:46:00You found the perfect man.
00:46:01I'm serious.
00:46:02Look, honey.
00:46:03You seem like a nice young lady, so I'll tell you this.
00:46:08Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:10No contritions?
00:46:12You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:14It's not in the Bible.
00:46:15So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:19Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:22Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:25Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:27Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:30Huh.
00:46:31God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:33He sure is.
00:46:34Now run along.
00:46:39Wow.
00:46:40How do you know all that?
00:46:42Because I'm a nun.
00:46:43Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:46Huh.
00:46:47Accidental masturbation.
00:46:48Who would've think?
00:46:58Revenge sex.
00:46:59What a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:02God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:05Yeah, admit it.
00:47:07I've got no game.
00:47:08I guess I can scare you.
00:47:10I guess I'm a beautiful man.
00:47:15Fucking douchebag.
00:47:17Damn it.
00:47:19Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:21You go, girl.
00:47:23What?
00:47:25What are you doing here?
00:47:27We needed someplace private.
00:47:29But hey, listen.
00:47:30If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:32Yeah?
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34If you want someone great.
00:47:35I mean, really.
00:47:36The best ever.
00:47:39No offense.
00:47:41Frank.
00:47:42The blind guy?
00:47:43Really?
00:47:44I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:48I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:49It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:53It was like we used all our senses.
00:47:55Everything.
00:47:57If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:01All right.
00:48:08What about him?
00:48:09Jeremy.
00:48:11Oh, yeah.
00:48:12I know Jeremy.
00:48:13I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:15I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:16It's Jones.
00:48:17Jeremy Jones.
00:48:18This all makes sense.
00:48:19Excuse me.
00:48:21Jeremy.
00:48:22Hi.
00:48:23Who's on the phone?
00:48:24Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:25You'll meet her.
00:48:26It'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:27Wait.
00:48:28You have a girlfriend?
00:48:29Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:31You'll meet her.
00:48:32It'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:33Wait.
00:48:34You have a girlfriend?
00:48:48Oh.
00:48:49Hi, Frank.
00:48:51Sit.
00:48:55Oh, you meant, you meant the dog.
00:49:00Relax.
00:49:02You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:13Oh, I'm...
00:49:14I'm relaxed.
00:49:15I'm fine.
00:49:16Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:18I'm not.
00:49:22How did you know that?
00:49:25Corner.
00:49:29Sit.
00:49:31Roll over.
00:49:35Oh, you mean me.
00:49:38Roll over.
00:49:42Oh, you mean me.
00:49:44Oh, how do you...
00:49:46How do you want me to...
00:49:47Just lay down.
00:49:48Oh, I...
00:49:59Oh.
00:50:00Oh.
00:50:01I shouldn't even be doing this, but...
00:50:03Considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:05Okay.
00:50:09Oh.
00:50:11See me with your hands.
00:50:13All right.
00:50:14Uh...
00:50:16You know, I should really...
00:50:17I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:18Really.
00:50:20Oh.
00:50:25Mmm, peanut butter.
00:50:27Oh.
00:50:29Oh.
00:50:31Oh.
00:50:33Oh.
00:50:36Oh.
00:50:38Oh.
00:50:40Oh.
00:50:41Oh.
00:50:42Oh.
00:50:43Oh.
00:50:44Oh.
00:50:45Frank.
00:50:58Frank.
00:50:59Oh God.
00:51:01Oh.
00:51:02Oh, Frank.
00:51:15No, ma'am.
00:51:27Yo, gimme two.
00:51:30My chips, homeboy.
00:51:31Yo, gimme two, ma'am.
00:51:32My chips.
00:51:33Yo.
00:51:34My chips.
00:51:35Yo, gimme two.
00:51:37My chips?
00:51:38Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:42Sorry.
00:51:43It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:51That's all.
00:51:52Why don't we do this?
00:51:53Go ahead.
00:51:54I got it.
00:51:55No, I got it.
00:51:56No, really.
00:51:57Please.
00:51:58I want to help.
00:51:59Okay.
00:52:00Everybody out.
00:52:01Leave.
00:52:02I have to back you.
00:52:07You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:22They're over here.
00:52:24I see some dust over here.
00:52:26So it's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:33It's a dirty floor.
00:52:35It's such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:39I think I got all that.
00:52:52Just gonna.
00:53:05See you.
00:53:06I'm sorry, man.
00:53:31We're just looking for a place to finish this road.
00:53:33Oh, I heard something.
00:53:34You want to join us?
00:53:35Uh, no, I'm not sure.
00:53:36Come on, you gotta do it, come on.
00:53:39Seriously, guys, I need to go back.
00:53:40What's up, man?
00:53:41What's it like being blinded?
00:53:42It's tripping.
00:53:47Frank?
00:53:49Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:53:53Bro, you are too funny.
00:53:57Thanks, man.
00:53:58Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:00I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:01Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:03Wait, wait, I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:10Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:11This is some good shit.
00:54:12Oh, no.
00:54:18You're the devil.
00:54:32No more.
00:54:34JJ, Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:43Please.
00:54:44Lex, I can't.
00:54:46I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:48I really like this girl.
00:54:50Fine.
00:54:50It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:04We've got, like, 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:12Perfect.
00:55:16Before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:18I don't want to do it.
00:55:29Let's do it.
00:55:30Fuck me.
00:55:31Fuck me now.
00:55:36What?
00:55:37What's wrong?
00:55:38I can't.
00:55:39I can't get it in.
00:55:41It's too dry down there.
00:55:42It's a desert down there.
00:55:44It's sandpaper.
00:55:45I just, okay, I get the picture.
00:55:48Just try it again.
00:55:51No.
00:55:52Why is this happening?
00:55:54We fooled around before.
00:55:56I was dripping wet.
00:55:57I came like four times, remember?
00:55:59Just do what you did then.
00:56:00Go on.
00:56:01I already did my thing.
00:56:02I already tried.
00:56:05What?
00:56:05What is different this time?
00:56:07I don't know.
00:56:09Last time, I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:15What?
00:56:17You're not JJ?
00:56:19But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:21How can you not be JJ?
00:56:23Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:26Where are you going?
00:56:27We're not done here.
00:56:29I can still do this.
00:56:30I just need a little bit of foot.
00:56:31I can do this.
00:56:32I don't need JJ.
00:56:34I don't need anyone else.
00:56:35We can do this.
00:56:38Go team.
00:56:39What?
00:56:43Just keep going.
00:56:46Shit.
00:56:59Where's Jeremy?
00:57:00Hi.
00:57:02We were just, you know, cooking.
00:57:03Hey, babe.
00:57:06Just working out.
00:57:11How could you, you bastard?
00:57:16You might want to...
00:57:17What?
00:57:19What?
00:57:24Mariela!
00:57:25Mariela!
00:57:26You know, those aren't mine.
00:57:29At least not all of them.
00:57:30What is wrong with you?
00:57:36What is wrong with you?
00:57:39You used to be so pure.
00:57:42Well, no more.
00:57:42That's it.
00:57:44Really, that's the last one.
00:57:45Come on.
00:58:09Come on.
00:58:09What is it? What are you doing down here?
00:58:22Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:26What?
00:58:27Why?
00:58:28Nothing, just this blind guy and his dog and ugh.
00:58:32Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:35No, it's not okay.
00:58:37God, and you know whose fault it is?
00:58:40I'm sorry.
00:58:41It's Jake's, Jake's fault.
00:58:43That blind, cheating bastard.
00:58:46Yes, he is such a dickwad, you need to confront him.
00:58:50Yeah, yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:52I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
00:58:55Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:58:57You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:00Yeah, big piece, a big old chunk of my mind, a big piece of it.
00:59:05Yeah.
00:59:06You know, you might want to...
00:59:08You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:11Yeah, you're right.
00:59:12Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:14I don't know.
00:59:16I'm sorry.
00:59:17I'm sorry.
00:59:18I'm sorry.
00:59:19I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:23I got no game.
00:59:25It's not important.
00:59:32It's not important.
00:59:36Hey, um...
00:59:37Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:38No, no, no.
00:59:39I really need to talk to you.
00:59:40Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
00:59:41No, no, no, no.
00:59:42I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I want to make
00:59:49it up to you.
00:59:50Eric, really?
00:59:51I don't care.
00:59:52It's fine.
00:59:53No, but I do.
00:59:54I mean, I do.
00:59:55I care.
00:59:56I haven't known how to tell you, maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:01But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime soon because I'm going to be
01:00:08leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out with like...
01:00:13Really?
01:00:14I don't know.
01:00:15I don't know.
01:00:16I don't know.
01:00:17I don't know.
01:00:18I don't know.
01:00:19I don't know.
01:00:20I don't know.
01:00:21I don't know.
01:00:22I don't know.
01:00:23I don't know.
01:00:24I don't know.
01:00:25I don't know.
01:00:26Eric, you're shy.
01:00:27You have no game.
01:00:29Well, no.
01:00:30Not really.
01:00:31Yeah, no, I can't do this.
01:00:34Sorry.
01:00:38Okay.
01:00:39Alright.
01:00:40I, uh...
01:00:43Happy birthday, then.
01:00:45I'm sorry.
01:00:46I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:00Wow.
01:01:01Here I come, baby.
01:01:02Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:17Here I come, baby.
01:01:19Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:23Oh, Mary, stop.
01:01:25Um, we can't do this.
01:01:27Oh, God, Mary, not again.
01:01:29Oh, no, um...
01:01:30Honey, happy...
01:01:32What the fuck is this?
01:01:34Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:36Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:40Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:01:44Oh, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:46You're...
01:01:47I've been looking for you all night,
01:01:49and you've been...
01:01:50Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:52You couldn't find me?
01:01:54What about all those girls' vaginas you were in,
01:01:57or your penis getting sucked?
01:01:59Cheryl, honey.
01:02:00No, no.
01:02:01We can work this out.
01:02:02Baby, I love you.
01:02:04Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:05Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:07I promise.
01:02:08No, Jake, I can't do this.
01:02:09I'm sorry.
01:02:10Cheryl, come on.
01:02:12No, Jake, please.
01:02:13Just go, just go.
01:02:14I'm sorry.
01:02:15You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:16How can you do it with me?
01:02:18Oh, yay!
01:02:19You did it.
01:02:20I am so proud of you.
01:02:21You got your revenge sex.
01:02:23You left him a mere shell of a man.
01:02:25Revenge sex?
01:02:28It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:30Right.
01:02:33That all makes sense now.
01:02:35Wow.
01:02:36I feel really stupid.
01:02:38Eric, I'm really...
01:02:39I'm really sorry.
01:02:41Cheryl,
01:02:42I really liked you.
01:02:43And you used me.
01:02:46Eric, please don't go.
01:02:47Please, Eric!
01:02:50Aren't you happy?
01:02:53Well, no.
01:02:54That's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:02:56You mean the sex?
01:02:57Was it?
01:02:58Yeah.
01:02:59No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:01Oh.
01:03:02You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:03Really?
01:03:04I just never found the right guy.
01:03:05Or guys.
01:03:07Anyway.
01:03:08We better get downstairs.
01:03:09People are starting to leave.
01:03:10I wonder how soon did.
01:03:11I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:12This is bullshit.
01:03:13Oh!
01:03:14Oh!
01:03:15Oh!
01:03:16Dude, suck it!
01:03:17What the?
01:03:18I'm outta here!
01:03:19Yeah!
01:03:20He has good hair, though.
01:03:21Don't you puke on me.
01:03:22Don't you puke on me.
01:03:23Don't you puke on me.
01:03:24Don't use my car, either.
01:03:25Don't you puke on me.
01:03:26Don't you puke on me.
01:03:27Don't you puke on me.
01:03:28Don't puke on my car, either.
01:03:30You suck it!
01:03:31What the?
01:03:33I'm out of here!
01:03:35Yeah!
01:03:36He has good hair though.
01:03:41Don't you puke on me.
01:03:43Don't puke on my car either.
01:03:57Oh Sue, are you alright?
01:04:00Was it from sex?
01:04:01Did you pop your cork?
01:04:02I don't think so.
01:04:03Not with the guy anyway.
01:04:05Oh, don't ask.
01:04:07Every possible object.
01:04:09It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:11It was like transformers.
01:04:13They just all became vibrators.
01:04:15I told you.
01:04:17It's addicting.
01:04:19So what about Chris?
01:04:21Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:04:23I told you he was gay.
01:04:25Well, I think I'm just all cramp.
01:04:29Oh, I think it's broken.
01:04:32So wait.
01:04:34None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:40Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:43So I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:45Wanna go?
01:04:46No.
01:04:48I think I should finish up here.
01:04:50Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:52No.
01:04:53I don't know.
01:04:54For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:04:58Or something.
01:04:59Why?
01:05:00Do you know him?
01:05:01Sort of.
01:05:02Oh.
01:05:03Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:07Love him.
01:05:14Love him.
01:05:15Shut it.
01:05:16You want to do it, I don't want to hear it from you.
01:05:17I want to get married.
01:05:18I want to do it.
01:05:19Alright, alright, alright.
01:05:20So is this.
01:05:22Um, no, nowhere.
01:05:52Oh well, there's always next year.
01:06:20It's you.
01:06:28I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:35Joanna.
01:06:40I've been waiting for you.
01:06:52I've been waiting for you.
01:07:02I've been waiting for you.
01:07:14And when the heat is on, you never take it away.
01:07:24And when the heat is on, you never take it away.
01:07:34Wow.
01:07:36That's amazing.
01:07:38Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:42I guess something inspired me.
01:07:44You really captured his expression in his eyes.
01:07:48Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:53Whose?
01:07:54Eric's.
01:07:55Well, it's him, right?
01:07:58Oh.
01:08:00Yeah.
01:08:02I have to go see him.
01:08:04Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:201-900 confess.
01:08:23Sister Terese?
01:08:25Yeah, hon.
01:08:26Um, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:28I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:30Oh, sure.
01:08:32Oh.
01:08:33It's 271.
01:08:35Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession,
01:08:37but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:40Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:44Like, take you back?
01:08:46Sure, hon.
01:08:47Why not?
01:08:48As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:51Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:53I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:08:57Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:01Sister?
01:09:03Can I get up now?
01:09:05I really gotta pee.
01:09:06No!
01:09:07Hush your trap!
01:09:10Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work,
01:09:12but call back any time.
01:09:14I will.
01:09:16Thanks.
01:09:19Sister?
01:09:20Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep, fucker!
01:09:23Fucker!
01:09:39Eric, wait!
01:09:43Cheryl?
01:09:44Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:51I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning,
01:09:54but then at the end I wasn't.
01:09:57I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:09:59The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:02Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:06And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:09I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is,
01:10:11and he's all over these-
01:10:12Eric!
01:10:13Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:15Oh.
01:10:16Wow.
01:10:17Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:19Tina?
01:10:20Cheryl.
01:10:21Hi.
01:10:22Nice to meet you.
01:10:23Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back?
01:10:36Yeah.
01:10:37Sure.
01:10:43Oh.
01:10:44Sorry.
01:10:45No kissing.
01:10:46Right.
01:10:47No, kissing.
01:10:48Oh.
01:10:49Mmm.
01:10:50Mmm.
01:10:51Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:08I-I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:11Wait, what?
01:11:12I never did that.
01:11:14I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:16She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:18She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:21I wonder who it was.
01:11:23At least this birthday's over.
01:11:24I think I'm mixed up with someone else.
01:11:25I wonder who it was.
01:11:26At least this birthday's over.
01:11:31know.
01:11:32When?
01:11:45Let's find out who it was.
01:11:54Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:03I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like send me a sign.
01:12:24Excuse me. Excuse me. Do you know where the church is? It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:43Um, yeah, that's the church I go to. Or used to go to. Um, it's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:49Thank you. You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:12:56Oh, um, I don't know.
01:13:04Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:07Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque. Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:16I don't think so. But thanks.
01:13:19What's your name? Sue. What's yours?
01:13:23Jesus.
01:13:24Really?
01:13:26Si.
01:13:29Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:30Oh, oh, oh.
01:13:42Oh.
01:13:44Oh.
01:13:53Oh.