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00:00I don't wanna go up solo loco, don't you wanna come with me like you're cold
00:17We can go and lose ourselves in Tokyo, I know we'll move like you're cold
00:20Don't you wanna come and see, don't you wanna come and see
00:24We only leave once only, don't you wanna be free
00:30Inhale, Mountain Pose
00:33Inhale, Crescent Lunge
00:37Exhale, Warrior 2
00:39Is this relaxing, Abby?
00:46Bro, I'm dying
00:47I'm trying to transcend here
00:49Okay, well, tell me something juicy so I can transcend this boredom
00:56Brody and I can't stop fighting
00:58I feel like he's pulling away
01:01Okay, how much longer are you gonna namaste with that walking red flag?
01:06Shh
01:07The man's a whole parade
01:12I think he's just stressed about, like, the draft camp
01:21I mean, he loves me, he just has a hard time showing it
01:26Oh, hell no
01:33Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
01:37Brody Matthews, get your ass in here right now!
01:40You blind, cheating son of a bitch!
01:44I'm Al!
01:45Oh, Jesus!
01:46I'm sensing a lot of negative energy here
01:48I'm his girlfriend
01:50Well, X now
01:52Okay, so maybe I went off the man into the bedroom with Al
01:55Oops, but let's face it, babe
01:57Oh, you and I haven't been committed in a very, very long time
02:03Okay, okay, okay
02:05Let's take a calming deep breath and get the heck out of here
02:08Don't follow us, pig
02:11You're dead to me, asshole
02:13I'm gonna make your life a living hell
02:15Playboys, I don't wanna be your play toy
02:22Don't you know that I'm so much more than a centerfold
02:28Come on, let's run away
02:36Everybody wants a little bit of sweet escape, babe
02:39Be like a holiday
02:41Don't matter where I am, as long as you're with me
02:44If only we
02:46Summer is finally here at the Banting Ice House
02:49And we're feeling hot, hot, hot!
02:51So, who's ready to make bad decisions when we're good but mid-time?
03:07Your first frat party at the Ice House without him attached with a head
03:10You are one step closer from officially moving on from that mysteriously hot asshole
03:15Oh shit, did he see me?
03:20Okay, be honest
03:21Are they kissing?
03:23Like, does he look really into her? What's going on?
03:27Um, they're like six inches apart
03:30I'm looking
03:33No, no, no, no, no, no
03:34Oh, Mo
03:36I've never gotten less than an A in anything
03:39And now my first real relationship?
03:41Straight fail
03:41Today, I'm gonna do everything I can
03:45Just forget about that pink rat
03:47Excellent
03:48Now let's get you laid
03:49Excuse me, hot sir
03:52Are you single and are you more of a brunette?
03:54Or a blonde?
03:55We got your back, don't need to worry about the undone
03:58If only we could live our lives like this
04:02Forever, every day
04:03We'd only have the time for what is bliss
04:07Sometimes we gotta play
04:09Yeah
04:09You know it's getting hot
04:11You know we're about to drop, drop
04:14We're about to drop, drop
04:16We're about to drop
04:17Is, uh, something on your mind, bro?
04:20Or, uh, someone, maybe?
04:22Name someone on campus more gorgeous than Abby Hawthorne
04:24Go ahead, I'll wait
04:26Dude, Richards, are you crushing on Brody's girl right now?
04:30Ex-girlfriend, word is he cheated on Abby with his fucking yogi
04:34That absolute douche had her and cheated
04:37Unreal
04:39Tyler, NHL pre-draft cam starts tomorrow
04:41Now is not the time to throw in her brand of chaos
04:44Plus, Brody Matthews would end you on and off the ice
04:47Dude
04:53Okay, we know you've been skating on thin ice
05:13With all these other guys here
05:14Just take a chance on me
05:17Hi
05:17I'm DJ Slap Shop, but tonight I'm DJ Slap yours
05:20I think it's better for his friends
05:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no
05:23Yeah, babe
05:24Jump on in this pool of chance, I'm pretty
05:26Come on
05:31Hey, she's not here for you tonight, bud
05:35As is
05:36Abs is with me tonight
05:37So
05:38Whoa
05:38Babe, I'm sorry
05:47All I had was warm beard
05:48You know, we have got to stop coming to these frat parties at the ice house
05:52So uncivilized
05:53Tyler Richards, if Brody sees you talking to me
05:57You can eat shit for what he did to you
05:59I'd never
06:01Sorry
06:04Sorry, I should probably
06:04Oh, no, shut
06:05Nope
06:06It's okay
06:07Keep talking
06:08Fucking God
06:15What?
06:17Nothing
06:18I got you
06:28What the hell do you think you're doing with her, bud?
06:51Whatever she'll love me
06:52You cannot talk to him
06:54You cheated
06:55We broke up
06:57And now
06:58We're dating
07:01Yeah
07:04Tyler Richards' girlfriend, though
07:06Excuse me
07:09Well, Tyler's just a puck bunny chaser
07:11You don't got to lower your standards to get back in the abs
07:13Uncle coming on
07:14Yeah, that's big talk
07:15Coming from somebody who's sloppy skating
07:17Landed me with a broken collarbone last season
07:19Yeah, we'll see how well you do on the ice tomorrow with your daddy
07:21What'd you say?
07:25Oh
07:25Everybody knows Coach Richards is Tyler's daddy, right?
07:29That's the only reason he got invited to the draft camp
07:31Get pucked, Brody
07:34Tyler's record puts yours to shame
07:36Oh, that's rigged, sweetheart
07:37Tyler's just a little nepo baby
07:40Better grab him up
07:43Start cleaning up my sloppy sex
07:44I'll see you on the ice, you motherfucker
07:58Let's go, let's go
08:03Let's go
08:04Let's go
08:05Let's go
08:05Look at that, boys
08:19Look at that, boys
08:23Day one
08:38And welcome to our elite camp
08:42A team of scouts
08:43A team of scouts have brought together some of the best college players in the country
08:46Now
08:48You're all fighting for that coveted spot in the pros
08:51For the next two weeks
08:54You'll be pushed harder than ever
08:56Brutal drills
08:57Conditioning
08:59And I don't want any fucking excuses
09:03It all leads
09:07To a three-on-three showcase in front of scouts
09:09Who want to see you think fast
09:12And execute plays
09:15Three-on-three is in hockey
09:16It's survival
09:17You choke
09:18You're out
09:19So don't let anything distract you while you're here
09:23Who's hungry?
09:27I am
09:28Come on
09:30I'm fucking hungry
09:31You got to take it, babe, or?
09:33What the fuck is she doing here?
09:35You're a little early
09:35You can take off my skates in five minutes
09:37No, she's here for me
09:38Oh, shit
09:38Okay
09:41Cool
09:42Whoa
09:44What the fuck is she doing?
09:47It's the touchy fucking
09:48What the fuck is she doing?
09:49That's crazy, fuck
09:58Hey, so, I've been thinking
10:15Like one of us does
10:16I like it
10:17I like it
10:17The whole fake dating thing
10:19Fake?
10:21Yeah
10:21Brody's an asshole
10:24He deserves all the hurt that's coming to him
10:26And I'll help you get the draft spot
10:29And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
10:32Well, my dream is to work in politics
10:35So think of your pre-draft camp as my campaign trial
10:39You take down Brody, we both win
10:41Translation
10:43I'll be your fake girlfriend
10:45Destroy Brody's life
10:47And then you get the draft spot
10:49So, where to first?
10:53The Ice House is hosting a kickoff
10:55For their elite camp
10:56At the frat house tonight
10:57We'll be there for sure
10:59Mmm, go for the jugular
11:01I like it
11:02We'll fake date so hard his head's spitting
11:04Ready?
11:17Ami?
11:25Gets
11:30Gets
11:35Love me
11:36Love me
11:36Love me
11:37Love me
11:39Oh
11:40Bye
11:43Bye
11:43Bye
11:45Bye
11:45Bye
11:46Bye
11:47We're about to go harder than a slap shot.
12:05Ready?
12:06Yeah.
12:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:09Three, two, one.
12:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:16Whatever happens at the end of camp, remember, we're all in the same team.
12:26We're brothers.
12:28We're so close.
12:30We steal each other's girls, right?
12:31Don't eat the player.
12:34Habby made her choice, and she chose me.
12:35Went out of the trash right after I dumped her bucket at her.
12:38That was good, guys.
12:39k
12:42Have to watch your fucking back, Richard.
12:44Especially on the ice.
12:45Hey, by the way, how's that collar bone?
12:48You know what?
12:49You're gonna be begging to warm my bench.
12:51And if you're nice, I'll let you sharpen my blades,
12:52you dusty piece of shit.
12:53Yaa.
12:58KISS MY FUCKEN ASS.
13:09I won't lie, I won't lie, I won't lie.
13:13It's working. He's 100% rattled.
13:17So what's next?
13:19Step one, break the ice, break his game.
13:23Brody's a control freak. You have to crack him.
13:26Mess with his head, your chances at pro go straight up.
13:32He's watching.
13:33Well, then let's give him something worth freaking out about, shall we?
14:03Hey!
14:31Hey!
14:34Ah! This isn't you, Abby. You're embarrassing yourself.
14:37Focus on your relationship with Little Miss Lululemon over there and leave me and Tyler alone.
14:42You don't belong with him. You and I are gonna end up together after all this, right?
14:46We're just experimenting with other people until I make it to the NHL and you pop out our kids.
14:52I loathe you.
14:54In, like, a hot way or...?
14:57Ew. Party's over. Tyler's looking for you.
15:00Tyler's looking for you.
15:02Upstate!
15:05I'm not your dog.
15:09But you will never take me as I am, it's true.
15:14We need one for the grand.
15:15We should make this officially official.
15:16We need one for the grand.
15:17We should make this officially official.
15:18Wow.
15:19Brody never posted a single photo.
15:20I'm not your dog.
15:21I'm not your dog.
15:22I'm not your dog.
15:23no.
15:24Ooh.
15:25Ready?
15:26Ms.
15:27nutzen.
15:28No.
15:29No!
15:30No!
15:32No!
15:33No!
15:34No!
15:35No!
15:36No!
15:38We need one for the grand.
15:39This is great.
15:40We should make it officially official.
15:41Wow.
15:43Brody never posted a single photo of us in almost four years of dating.
15:48Yeah, I'm not him.
15:51Yeah, I'm not him.
15:53I'd have been close.
15:57Okay.
16:01How's that?
16:02Nah, too tame.
16:04What did you have in mind?
16:06Ready?
16:21Okay.
16:33How was that?
16:35I liked it.
16:37Oh, picture.
16:41Let's go, let's go!
16:42I gotta go practice, alright?
16:48Come on, coach.
16:51Let the feelings overflow.
16:55You know we don't play.
16:57Stay out the way.
16:58Check out this look on my face.
16:59I'll come say it today.
17:01Give me my cape.
17:02Look it, I'm flying away.
17:03Five star cream of the cop.
17:05Going to make spot.
17:06Going to put the cherry on top.
17:07This one can't be stopped.
17:09Getting them shocked.
17:10It's really like that.
17:11Don't believe me, just watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
17:18Don't believe me, just watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
17:20Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
17:24Get them all in.
17:25You got 30 seconds.
17:29Go!
17:30You using Abbie to get to me?
17:40You think I'm fucking stupid, Richard?
17:41Is that a trick question?
17:42Tyler Brody, bitch, now!
17:46I listen to your daddy.
17:47You might want to check on your lens.
17:48Hit me in this car.
17:49Everyone stop.
17:50Ain't no more, no more time.
17:51This is what comes from.
17:52Give me my props.
17:53I really like that.
17:54Don't we need it?
17:55Just watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
17:57I'm all kinds of bad when I drop on the beat.
17:59Taking down my hair, got your eyes on me.
18:01You need it, you want it, but can you handle this?
18:14Step three, expose his weakness.
18:37Brody thrives off his ego.
18:39So, let's tear it apart.
18:42Copy that.
18:58What's up, boys?
19:01Hi, boys.
19:02Have me.
19:07What the fuck is she doing here?
19:10What the fuck?
19:11What the fuck?
19:12What the fuck?
19:14Tyler, we're working out today, right?
19:17Yes.
19:21Like this, right?
19:27Yeah, yeah.
19:28Am I doing it right?
19:29Can you help me?
19:30Here, closer, closer.
19:31Okay.
19:32Feel that?
19:33Yeah.
19:34God, I swear, Tyler, you're looking huge.
19:38Bigger than I've ever seen.
19:41Abby, you need a break?
19:42No.
19:45Let's keep pushing.
19:50Damn, Brody.
19:52Sounds like you're snacking while he's munching.
19:56Oh, yeah, that's fucking funny.
19:57We'll see who's better at the end of camp, boys.
20:00Keep on laughing, huh?
20:01Keep on laughing.
20:02I already know who's better.
20:07And bigger.
20:08We'll do it.
20:09I'm all kinds of bad when I drop on the beat.
20:13Taking down my hair.
20:15Got your eyes on me.
20:16This lollypop is popping.
20:17This lollypop is popping.
20:19This lollypop is popping.
20:20This lollypop is popping.
20:22Popping.