This is a Highlight of a series of streams where I play the remaster of an old favorite: LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW MASSACRE!
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01:00I mean, not that I have a problem with funny stuff.
01:04Especially not if you really like the person.
01:07But that isn't what I wanted to talk about.
01:10Today is, as they say in Spain, my cumplanos.
01:14That's right, my birthday. I'm 18 today.
01:20These are my girls on the San Romero cheer squad.
01:23We've gone to the Nationals three years in a row.
01:26But we haven't won yet.
01:30To keep my energy up, I eat lollipops.
01:35I know what you're thinking.
01:37I'm getting so fat.
01:40But they're so yum.
01:41This is my family.
01:46My older sister, Cordelia, won a gold medal in riflery last year.
01:50And she has a lot of secret meetings with guys I think are college scouts.
01:54My little sister, Rosalyn, just got her license, which makes me kind of think the DMV are idiots.
02:02My girlfriends say my dad is a total dilf.
02:05But try as they might, they could never come between him and my mom.
02:09She is so cool.
02:11It's because of her, my sisters and I, all wear our vaginas, probably.
02:16God, she and my dad love each other so much.
02:20Speaking of true love, this is my boyfriend, Nick.
02:24It F's me up how much I really like him.
02:27My family's throwing me a birthday party after school.
02:30Nick is totally freaked out having to meet my family for the first time.
02:34But I'm even more freaked out for him to find out about my family.
02:38Because even though they're the most amazing ever, some of our traditions are a little...
02:44Unusual.
02:48Nick's already so sweet to never complain about my ginormous fat butt.
02:52If he finds out I'm the number one world's biggest weirdo, he might not stick around.
02:59I'd be so sad, I think I'd seriously cry forever.
03:03Oh no! I'm totally late!
03:05I was supposed to meet him before school!
03:09I'm so lame, ugh!
03:11I hope Nick isn't mad.
03:13That's about the worst thing that could ever happen!
03:26Party hard!
03:27Party hard!
03:35Party hard!
03:45All right, everybody.
03:48I really like this game.
03:50I gotta tell you my history with this game.
03:53I got it when it first came out, Xbox 360.
03:58So much fun.
03:59I loved it.
04:00I just loved it.
04:02Then I found out that there was an Ash versus, or just, you know, Evil Dead Ash thing, costume.
04:12And I couldn't get a hold of it.
04:13And when I talked to the developers, whoever was handling the communication was just really kind of rude from Japan.
04:23Um, they had absolutely no inclination to make any of the, um, costumes available to anybody and was really nasty and said, well, it wouldn't be fair to those who pre-ordered if we just started selling the costumes.
04:44And I just hated that dev mentality.
04:47I hate that kind of bullshit mentality, you know, especially since you would have to pre-order it eight times to get all, all of the costumes between Japan and the United States.
05:01So it was like on a ban list, like screw this game.
05:04Even though I love every bit of the gameplay and the story, but I said, screw this game.
05:08Apparently that guy got fired or something.
05:10They definitely changed their attitude.
05:12Uh, although they can't secure license, licensing for some of the older costumes like Ash, they did make all of the other costumes available.
05:27Um, and then I found a mod that allows you to put the Ash costume on.
05:33I haven't, I haven't installed it.
05:38Um, so, I mean, as you can tell, it wasn't really the issue.
05:42It wasn't an issue with the costume.
05:43It was an issue with the mentality of the developer that pissed me off.
05:48Uh, same thing with Shantae for a while there.
05:51Then whomever was in charge of marketing got fired and Shantae opened up again.
05:56So I'm like, now I'm a renewed fan of Shantae.
06:00You know, I don't like rewarding abusive asshole mentalities.
06:05Like, well, they gave us more money first, so we can't betray them.
06:10Like, no, pre-order, you order it to get a special little bonus, usually at a discount.
06:18You know, and later on, after the game's been out for a while, you know, any, or when it comes out, people would have to pay a little bit more for the costume.
06:30Or after it's been out for a while, then you offer a discount to generate sales again.
06:36That, that's the ebb and flow of marketing.
06:39Um, you didn't really care about that.
06:41So, uh, I have no idea if YouTube's gonna try and flag this series.
06:47Uh, I am gonna put it up on YouTube.
06:49I am gonna put it up on Dailymotion.
06:52So, maybe not Dailymotion.
06:56Because I, I don't know.
06:57I might try.
06:59Um, I know Dailymotion wouldn't care.
07:01It's just, it's more difficult for me to upload videos on Dailymotion, although Dailymotion actually pays me and YouTube doesn't.
07:09So, um, that's basically it.
07:13I love y'all.
07:14Uh, let's have some fun.
07:15And, uh, I have no idea how long these videos are gonna be.
07:18I'm just gonna, uh, I might break them off at each chapter.
07:22You know, make the highlights that, that way.
07:28And then upload them to YouTube that way.
07:29I think I'm gonna do that.
07:31So, uh, I hope all of you have a wonderful day.
07:34And, uh, let's have some fun.
07:35Um, by the way, I can't really tab over and talk very easily.
07:40Because it, um, it silences the game.
07:46And I don't know how to undo that.
07:49I think it's something that they embedded in it.
07:52I know in Unity, you can make it part of the game and nobody can change that feature later on.
07:59But, um, I might flow around in the menu system to see if I can tab over and keep the sound up.
08:06So, uh, let's go ahead and have some fun.
08:09And, uh, yeah.
08:12I love this game.
08:13Oh, yeah, there's a reason why I don't have Deadpool on, um, YouTube.
08:17Dude, Patsy Cline's crazy.
08:22Uh, and a couple other songs.
08:24Which are so Deadpool.
08:26Um, the licensing wasn't purchased properly with that game.
08:29And when you put it on YouTube, you are immediately flagged.
08:32And they will go after you for copyright.
08:34Like, Patsy Cline has been dead for decades.
08:38And whoever owns her estate is militant about whatever her, wherever her songs are played.
08:45But my Deadpool is up on my daily motion.
08:48I think I may re-record that.
08:51Because when I recorded it before, it had a really low bit rate.
08:55Anyway, so let's have some fun.
08:57My own decisions that I want my organization.
09:26Calling all the shots at night, I don't need a body's permission.
09:29Make my own down, don't ask nobody for nothing.
09:32I'm a cutie, do me, how long is that side of you love me, so check it out.
09:35You know I love my love, it's after me with a line.
09:38You can't believe a girl who's good at me, is taking fire.
09:40Make my own down, don't ask nobody for nothing.
09:43I'm a cutie, do me, how long is that side of you love me, so check it out.
09:46I'm a cutie, do me, how long is that side of you love me, so check it out.
10:16For the record, I don't think I'm going to be doing an achievement run.
10:34I did that when I was doing it on the Xbox, you know, and it's just, I can't lay back and enjoy the game when I do an achievement run.
10:47But I may go back after I beat the game to do it.
10:51For now, I'm just going to chill, have some fun, and yeah, I'm playing it on hard mode.
10:55I always like to beat a game on hard mode before I go on easy, and granted I've beaten it on hard mode before, I seem to remember hard mode was pretty fun.
11:08On easy mode, it's just, you know, like, ROFL, STOMP, you know, for me, and I like a little bit of a challenge.
11:21That doesn't mean that you guys can't play on easy.
11:25This game is totally fun and totally a blast on easy as well.
11:29I know I've played it on easy, you know, before, and it was bad.
11:33I think that's when I did my achievement hunting.
11:35So, although there are some achievements that you can only get on hard mode, but you get what I mean.
11:41I know a lot of people out there are throwing their weight around saying, you have to play on hard mode, you have to play on hard mode.
11:49And play with mode that you enjoy.
11:51Don't feel like you're any less of a gamer if you play on easy.
11:58God knows I play Doom with cheats on.
12:03God mode, all keys, weapons, just killing demons.
12:08So, you know, the original DOS team.
12:11So, yeah, do whatever you find fun.
12:38One, two, three, four.
12:46Oh my god!
12:48What the heck happened?
12:50Oh!
12:51Gross!
12:52Back off!
12:55No!
12:57Yeah!
13:03Seriously?
13:04Dude.
13:05The hell?
13:08And on my birthday, too.
13:17Like I'm not already late enough.
13:19Oh.
13:20Gross!
13:24Stupid!
13:26Undead bag.
13:27Douche bags!
13:28Oh!
13:29Oh, yeah!
13:38Oh, yeah!
13:38I have a cheese!
13:47Dude.
13:47This is so irritating.
14:17It has been a long time since I played, so I hope they have a tutorial to remind me what
14:37the buttons are.
14:40Geez, it sucks when things explode.
15:04I need to find Nick.
15:07How to cook zombies?
15:09Awesome!
15:11This is good.
15:14Pop it!
15:26Zombies do poop.
15:28He's got a little bit of a sword.
15:33This is still the same.
15:35It doesn't matter.
15:37It doesn't matter.
15:38It doesn't matter.
15:40It's not that much!
15:41It doesn't matter.
15:42Let's go.
16:12Let's go.
16:42Hmph!
17:12I don't know.
17:42I don't know.
18:12I don't know.
18:42I don't know.
19:12I don't know.
19:42I don't know.
20:12Your license should be revoked, bro.
20:15I'll rip out your taint.
20:17Oh, great.
20:18This isn't gonna be as easy as I thought.
20:21Hey, Herb!
20:22Don't be looking at my skirt.
20:42I don't know.
20:52I don't know.
20:54I don't know.
21:06I don't know.
21:07I don't know.
21:17I don't know.
21:18I don't know.
21:19I don't know.
21:20It's probably my favorite.
21:21I don't know.
21:22I don't know.
21:32I don't know.
21:33I don't know.
22:03No!
22:05Just don't move.
22:06I'll take care of him.
22:07No big whoop.
22:33Let's go.
23:03Where am I?
23:09Great, I'll see one more. I got it.
23:12All right!
23:33We got to live in a maze.
23:58Ah! Watch out!
24:06Come on, get away from me!
24:11Hold on, I'm coming!
24:28Hold on.
24:35Hold on.
24:38Hold on.
24:42Hold on.
24:46Hold on.
24:48My favorite president is Warren G. Harding.
25:16Fuck off! Get away!
25:19It's so rad to save somebody's life.
25:23Well, we got these ones.
25:24But I see a whole group of these undead bastards incoming.
25:28Meet me up ahead.
25:28I'm not gonna be hitting my own.
25:34I'm not gonna be hitting my own.
25:36Let's go.
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32:30Click, click.
32:40Click, click.
32:42That's it. That's it.
32:44Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lollipop, lollipop, lollipop, lollipop.
32:50Sweeter than candy on a stick, huckleberry, cherry, or lime.
32:57If you had a choice, you'd bring a stick, but lollipop is mine.
33:04Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lollipop, lollipop, oh, lollipop, lollipop,
33:12click, click.
33:15Lollipop, lollipop, oh, lollipop, lollipop, oh, lollipop, lollipop,
33:22oh, lollipop, lollipop, oh, lollipop, lollipop,
33:28click, click.
33:30Call my baby lollipop, tell you why, it's getting sweeter than an apple pie.
33:37And when he does a shaky rockin' dance, man, I haven't got a chance.
33:43I call him lollipop, lollipop, lollipop, lollipop, lollipop, lollipop, lollipop,
33:52I found something!
33:56Check this out!
33:58Sweeter than candy on a stick
34:01Huckleberry cherry on a line
34:04If you had a choice, you'd be your pick
34:07But Lollipop is mine
34:10Check this out!
34:11I found something!
34:13There it is! There it is!
34:15There it is! There it is!
34:16Oh, lollipop, lollipop
34:18Oh, lollipop, lollipop
34:22Lollipop, lollipop
34:26Oh, lollipop, lollipop
34:28Lollipop, lollipop
34:30What should I get?
34:34Oh, lollipop, lollipop
34:35Oh, lollipop, lollipop
34:37Call my baby lollipop
34:39Tell you why
34:41It's getting sweeter than an apple pie
34:44And when he does a shaky rock and dance
34:47Man, I haven't got a chance
34:50I call him lollipop, lollipop
34:53Oh, lollipop
34:54Click, click
35:01Lollipop, lollipop
35:02Lollipop, lollipop
35:03Sweeter than candy on a stick
35:07Huckleberry, cherry, or lop
35:10If you had a choice, you'd be your pick
35:14But Lollipop is mine
35:16Lollipop, lollipop
35:20Welcome to my bedroom
35:21Well, I don't hate it
35:25Holy shit
35:26Well, I don't hate it
35:30Back in
35:32Well, time to shop
35:41Click, click
35:55Lollipop, lollipop
35:55Tell you why
35:57It's getting sweeter than an apple pie
36:00And when he does a shaky rock and dance
36:03Man, I haven't got a chance
36:06I call him lollipop, lollipop
36:09Click, click
36:10Well...
36:20Alright, looks like I'm going to end this highlight here
36:35Hope all of you guys are having a wonderful time
36:39Take care
36:40Love y'all
36:41Bye
36:42Until next time
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