A Deal With The Hockey Captain - Full Movie
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00:00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:19I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, my crush since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:48Always believe that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:52You just got pucked, Dora?
00:01:04But by then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how...
00:01:09...an early birthday present for my parents.
00:01:22Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
00:01:26I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:39Get with Leo. Lose my big card.
00:01:47You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:52Make it happen.
00:01:59Dora Miller, tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:02Can it wait?
00:02:24I'm just... I'm a little busy.
00:02:26I'm just... I'm a little busy.
00:02:28Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:32I think we would make a great team.
00:02:34I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:47Oh my god!
00:02:48What did she just say?
00:02:49She's a virgin. L-M-A-O.
00:02:55How sweet.
00:02:57The pleading little virgin.
00:02:59Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:03:04What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:05Pity.
00:03:10Pity.
00:03:11Hey.
00:03:13I didn't realize you were at the toilet.
00:03:15It's funny.
00:03:16Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:20I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:25Wait.
00:03:25I totally can.
00:03:29But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:35Don't have a mustache.
00:03:39I'll just... I'll leave you guys.
00:03:42Go.
00:03:42Invisive.
00:03:45It's interesting.
00:03:46I'm going to have a choice, Bore.
00:03:52They can be appealing, or they can be you.
00:03:58I'd like this car together.
00:04:01So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:07Leo's hot.
00:04:08You're not.
00:04:10Leo's rich, poor.
00:04:12We're in your own.
00:04:13Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:16Maybe.
00:04:19Know your place, nerd.
00:04:21In the library, looking your nose with the other mountains.
00:04:31Now, you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:46What the hell?
00:04:52I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
00:04:54I could just tell.
00:05:00I'm just fall.
00:05:07Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:36Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
00:05:40I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:05:50Oh, Troy.
00:05:56No virgins here, but you already knew that, right?
00:06:02Goodbye ex-boyfriend.
00:06:10Oh, you're not so fast, you're the ignorer.
00:06:17I saved you, and you won't.
00:06:19Big time.
00:06:20Big time.
00:06:21No way.
00:06:22Guys like you only want one thing.
00:06:27Such a mess.
00:06:28Help pass the map.
00:06:29Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of
00:06:36stuff, but it's gotta be kept real secret.
00:06:38If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
00:06:41What?
00:06:42No, no.
00:06:43Some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make
00:06:45it look like I'm throwing games.
00:06:47Match fixing?
00:06:48That also sounds super dodgy.
00:06:53I'm not touching it.
00:06:54Wait.
00:06:55What if we get in a deal?
00:06:59You help me, and I help you get Leo.
00:07:02And boom!
00:07:03Swing it for fifth base in no time.
00:07:05It's a sexual reference for you once I have sex with Leo.
00:07:11It's not just sex.
00:07:12I love Leo.
00:07:13I've been waiting for him.
00:07:14So do we have a deal?
00:07:15Okay, but I need to clear something up.
00:07:16Fifth base?
00:07:17I thought it was fourth.
00:07:18You got some work to do.
00:07:19You think I'm a joke?
00:07:20It's called teasing to her.
00:07:21Do you want Leo or not?
00:07:22So, you teach me how to flirt?
00:07:23and do things?
00:07:24You want me to teach you how to kiss, to her?
00:07:25You want me to teach you how to kiss, Leo?
00:07:27Okay.
00:07:28I need to clear something up.
00:07:29Fifth base?
00:07:30I thought it was fourth.
00:07:31You got some work to do.
00:07:32You think I'm a joke?
00:07:33It's called teasing to her.
00:07:36Do you want Leo or not?
00:07:38So, you teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
00:07:45You want me to teach you how to kiss, though?
00:07:49Yeah.
00:07:50I just want to know what they all will expect.
00:08:04I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:08:09Alright.
00:08:11Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:14List it for me.
00:08:15Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:17Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
00:08:19Alright, flirting skills first, and then boom, hit the base.
00:08:24Sounds good.
00:08:25Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
00:08:27And we need a deadline.
00:08:28How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:08:31You can make a big move there.
00:08:32It's only two weeks away.
00:08:34Calm down.
00:08:35You're not that hopeless.
00:08:36We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:08:39Okay.
00:08:40Sounds good.
00:08:43My whole life is going to change.
00:08:45Go team.
00:08:47Oh, sorry.
00:08:49Good.
00:08:49Dora!
00:08:57Just the person I wanted to see.
00:08:59Oh, shit.
00:09:00I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:09:04You did?
00:09:06Yeah.
00:09:07I was just feeling really insecure because...
00:09:09I really like Leo.
00:09:13I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:17Okay.
00:09:17Thanks.
00:09:19Thanks.
00:09:20Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:09:22You should totally come.
00:09:24All of us lost our V cards at the cake parties, didn't it me, girls?
00:09:29Totally.
00:09:30What the hell, Dora, do you even live here?
00:09:50It's so friggin' neat.
00:09:52I like things organized.
00:09:56What are you doing?
00:09:58Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.
00:10:01You probably have a mass solution of the week on it.
00:10:02My underwear is a matter of your business.
00:10:10I mean, it kind of is.
00:10:13If you want my help landing Leo.
00:10:16Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:19Just what are you doing?
00:10:37I mean, you have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:10:41I've never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:10:53They're just eyes.
00:10:55I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:10:58Come on, Dora.
00:10:59I was flirting with you.
00:11:01This is why you need help.
00:11:02Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:11:08Just be open to signals.
00:11:10Don't be Dora, be ignored.
00:11:14Can I bore you?
00:11:17Why would you care?
00:11:25Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:11:32You're flirting again?
00:11:36Yeah.
00:11:37You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:11:40Something flirty back, too.
00:11:44I know.
00:11:45I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:11:48What do you think?
00:11:49Yeah.
00:11:50Why not?
00:11:52But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:11:55Don't expect miracles.
00:11:56We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:12:02All right.
00:12:12I'll grab us a drink.
00:12:13Just...
00:12:14Try to be cool.
00:12:17Dude.
00:12:18When am I not cool?
00:12:23Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:12:26You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:12:29Yeah.
00:12:30Good luck.
00:12:32Oh my god.
00:12:35Oh my god.
00:12:40Hey.
00:12:46Hey.
00:12:47I thought you were staring at me from over there.
00:12:50Was I?
00:12:54I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:12:57You don't gotta say it.
00:12:58Minnie's a bitch.
00:13:00And you're awesome.
00:13:01Are you?
00:13:02I am?
00:13:03I am.
00:13:13Hey.
00:13:13Hey.
00:13:15Sorry, I don't need to interrupt.
00:13:17School?
00:13:19Cool.
00:13:22I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
00:13:26You don't gotta say it's cold.
00:13:28Okay.
00:13:29Yes, she does.
00:13:34Doesn't she, girls?
00:13:36Whatever it is.
00:13:39And I think it is her vagina.
00:13:41It's like a vagina.
00:13:43It's like a vagina.
00:13:43It's like a dryer.
00:13:45We call it a Dora.
00:13:51What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:13:56I'm doing nothing.
00:13:58She needs you.
00:14:00Because you're nothing.
00:14:02Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:14:07She buys an inventi size tube.
00:14:10How cute.
00:14:11But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:14:13Don't you dare laugh.
00:14:22What's about me all of a sudden?
00:14:23What do you see in her?
00:14:34Dora the borer?
00:14:36Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:14:39She's great.
00:14:44It's as simple as that, maybe.
00:14:47Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:14:53Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:59I think it's kind of sweet.
00:15:06This is just the stormy sexless ironing board.
00:15:11Get ready for the plan I have.
00:15:13Specifically for you.
00:15:15Be five minutes.
00:15:23Come on.
00:15:29I'll tell you something about it.
00:15:35Wait here.
00:15:36I'll grab him some drinks and some snacks.
00:15:46Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:15:49I think we'd make a great team.
00:15:50I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:15:58I almost forgot to go to take a million months.
00:16:02Who can beat any more dustbin?
00:16:05I don't know.
00:16:07Can you, Dora?
00:16:09Ready?
00:16:10Okay.
00:16:11Take my virginity.
00:16:12Take my virginity.
00:16:14Take my virginity.
00:16:16Take my virginity.
00:16:20Please, let me go.
00:16:40Please, let me go.
00:16:40Please, let me go.
00:17:10Why does it see me like this?
00:17:14Please, please, let me go.
00:17:17Mom, honey, you want to go?
00:17:19Please.
00:17:21You can go.
00:17:23We just want to hear you say it.
00:17:25One more time.
00:17:27Say, take my virginity.
00:17:29Shh.
00:17:30Say it now.
00:17:31Say it!
00:17:33Say it!
00:17:34Say it!
00:17:35Say it!
00:17:36Say it!
00:17:37One more time.
00:17:39That's enough!
00:17:40That's enough!
00:17:44That's enough!
00:17:53And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:17:55I don't care what anyone says.
00:18:00When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
00:18:04You're wrong.
00:18:06I'll finish it.
00:18:07I'll get you to check.
00:18:19I'll get you to check.
00:18:23I'll get you to check.
00:18:35Sorry.
00:18:36I got used to be a crier.
00:18:39You can't let me get to you.
00:18:41Okay, you need to fight back.
00:18:43Like with a shark.
00:18:44You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:18:49Why do you care if she believes me?
00:18:54You remind me of my little sister.
00:18:57Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
00:19:00I mean, she's eight.
00:19:02I really hope so.
00:19:05Remind you of an eight-year-old?
00:19:11Stop crying.
00:19:14It's all gonna be okay.
00:19:16Yeah.
00:19:18It's easy for you to say.
00:19:21Captain of the hockey team.
00:19:22Everyone loves you.
00:19:26And I'm just Dora.
00:19:34I happen to think you're pretty great.
00:19:38And that should count for something,
00:19:40since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:19:48I thought you just said that at the party
00:19:50to mess with Mindy.
00:19:52I'm lying to you.
00:20:05Because I meant to.
00:20:09The worst part is
00:20:10I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:20:18You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you,
00:20:20no matter what you do.
00:20:21I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:20:24I just need you to get me a clear shot at the goal.
00:20:32Okay.
00:20:34We'll make it happen,
00:20:35if that's what you really want.
00:20:41Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:20:43Now?
00:20:44It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:20:54Great team.
00:20:58Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:21:00Okay?
00:21:02She'll be some partners.
00:21:03You want to make lots of eye contact.
00:21:11And if you can,
00:21:15touch them.
00:21:18Your arm.
00:21:19I thought it was right.
00:21:24Everything that I had inside my mind.
00:21:29Yeah, it felt so good.
00:21:31Walking next to you.
00:21:33You said you liked me too.
00:21:36Sometimes I'm right.
00:21:39I'll see you're not good.
00:21:40And you should laugh at Leo's jokes,
00:21:49if he makes any.
00:21:51Which you probably won't.
00:21:53And then you should find something special about him
00:21:55to compliment him,
00:21:57if you think about him.
00:21:58And then you should laugh at Leo's jokes.
00:22:05I can't read the teacher.
00:22:09Hang on.
00:22:17I suppose I want to get close.
00:22:28Oh my god.
00:22:30This shit actually works!
00:22:38Congratulations, you just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:42You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:44I know. Wait, who knew I had it in me?
00:22:47Just curious, why did you say that stuff about me?
00:22:51Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with.
00:22:57And you went with, I smell nice?
00:23:00What's wrong with that?
00:23:03How do you want to smell? A pair of sweaty old socks?
00:23:06Hockey players are tough, okay? We don't smell nice.
00:23:10Hey.
00:23:13Relax. You are still a beast of the ice.
00:23:17I won't let your secret get out.
00:23:22Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:25I like it.
00:23:27Thanks.
00:23:29Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your baking jar?
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:33Can I ask?
00:23:34Stay on here some way.
00:23:36Okay, fine.
00:23:37Okay, fine.
00:23:38There's a pretty good game.
00:23:39There's a good game to make a character.
00:23:41Everything's not about you.
00:23:42You guys, you guys.
00:23:43Can you see any other things here?
00:23:44I'm not about this anymore.
00:23:45Why don't we do that?
00:23:46I'll be the best way to make this happen.
00:23:47I'll be the best.
00:23:48No, I'll be the best.
00:23:49Nothing swerves.
00:23:50I'll be the best.
00:23:52I'll be the best.
00:23:53I'll be the best.
00:23:54Dora's helping Troy track the money?
00:23:56If she works out, I sent it.
00:23:58They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:24:00She's gonna fuck everything up!
00:24:07I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:24:14What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:18What's it to you?
00:24:19She's an old friend.
00:24:21Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:24:23Yeah?
00:24:25Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:24:27Dora.
00:24:29Hardly.
00:24:30She's like our team mascot.
00:24:33Perfect.
00:24:34Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:24:45I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:24:49I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo, stupid.
00:24:53I'm going somewhere geek girl.
00:24:54I've got a date with Troy.
00:24:55Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:24:59Where are you going?
00:25:00The library?
00:25:01I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:03Everything about you offends me geek.
00:25:04The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys with me.
00:25:05I've got a date with Troy.
00:25:06Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:10Where are you going?
00:25:11The library?
00:25:12I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:13Everything about you offends me geek.
00:25:15The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic
00:25:16little slave.
00:25:17I mean...
00:25:18Do you have any self respect?
00:25:19Here I go.
00:25:20Well not until I help you out a little.
00:25:21I mean...
00:25:22If you're trying to get late, you're going about it all wrong.
00:25:23And these have definitely got to go.
00:25:30The way you creep around campus, sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:25:37I mean...
00:25:39Do you have any self-respect?
00:25:42Here I go.
00:25:44Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:25:46I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
00:25:50And these have definitely gotta go.
00:25:52And this part again? So gross.
00:26:00Stop!
00:26:02And you gotta bait the hook with something.
00:26:15You gotta fight back. Like with a shark. You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:26:22You gotta fight back.
00:26:23You gotta fight back.
00:26:24You gotta fight back.
00:26:25You gotta fight back.
00:26:27Sorry, I'm late.
00:26:29Yeah, you should be.
00:26:30It's not really good for my reputation to be situated for a girl.
00:26:33Hang on.
00:26:35Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and...
00:26:38It said fifth base is...
00:26:40I'm sorry.
00:26:41I'm sorry.
00:26:42I'm late.
00:26:43Yeah, you should be.
00:26:44It's not really good for my reputation to be situated for a girl.
00:26:47Hang on.
00:26:48Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and...
00:26:51It said fifth base is...
00:26:53Innovative sexual intimacy?
00:26:58It's the butt.
00:27:01Butt, like...
00:27:03One tear.
00:27:04Two tears.
00:27:05One tear.
00:27:06Two tears.
00:27:07Two tears.
00:27:08Two tears.
00:27:09Three tears.
00:27:10One tear.
00:27:12Two tears.
00:27:13Two tears.
00:27:14One tear.
00:27:15Two tears.
00:27:16Two tears.
00:27:18You're like crazy little bitch.
00:27:22That's her.
00:27:23One tear.
00:27:24Two tears.
00:27:25Two tears.
00:27:26You're under arrest.
00:27:28Choosing.
00:27:29Whoa, whoa, hang on a second.
00:27:35Can we just talk about this?
00:27:37This young lady reported an assault, and it needs to be investigated.
00:27:40She's the one who assaulted me.
00:27:42Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
00:27:47I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
00:27:49Yeah, I don't miss a game.
00:27:50You guys are crushing it this year.
00:27:51Oh, thanks.
00:27:52Yeah, but you see Dora here.
00:27:53She's the team's assistant.
00:27:54She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:27:57Yeah?
00:27:58No.
00:27:59This is bullshit.
00:28:00This is not happening.
00:28:02Oh, really?
00:28:03Why don't you hand over your phone, and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
00:28:11That's what I thought.
00:28:13Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:28:18Nice to meet you.
00:28:19Hey, nice to meet you, kid.
00:28:20See you at the next game?
00:28:21You will.
00:28:22Go team.
00:28:22Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me.
00:28:32Got it?
00:28:45You feel like you're recognized up in the rink.
00:28:47No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:28:50That was bullshit?
00:28:52It worked, didn't it?
00:28:54Unbelievable.
00:28:55You know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face?
00:28:59I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:29:01I don't know what happened, okay?
00:29:02Just one moment, she was monstering me, and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
00:29:07Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
00:29:30I'm calling the cops.
00:29:32Or you can stay with me tonight.
00:29:37I'll change my sheets, and you can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:29:46I'll take the floor.
00:29:54I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:29:57He feels so good.
00:29:58Oh, no!
00:29:59Am I hot for Troy?
00:30:07Do you have something I could change into?
00:30:11Yeah, of course.
00:30:16Thanks.
00:30:17I'm so sorry I did that.
00:30:30Realize.
00:30:32Relax, Troy.
00:30:34You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a friggin' meeting.
00:30:37Yeah, but that's...
00:30:38That's different.
00:30:40You can look now.
00:30:41You're still shirtless.
00:30:44That's how I sleep.
00:30:46But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:30:49Dream on.
00:30:58Good night.
00:30:58Good night.
00:30:59Good night.
00:30:59You can share the bed if you want.
00:31:29I trust you.
00:31:36A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:31:38I don't know what I do.
00:31:40They're a joke.
00:31:42You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:31:47Are you sure?
00:31:49We can fit a pillow in between us.
00:31:54We might need a thicker pair.
00:31:55We might need a Isaiah Kaufman.
00:32:21What happened to the pillow?
00:32:26Someone threw it on the floor.
00:32:28It wasn't me.
00:32:30Why would I do that?
00:32:32I don't know.
00:32:34Maybe because you want me to do this?
00:32:41I don't know.
00:32:48What else?
00:32:51I don't know.
00:32:56Whoop!
00:32:56Boom!
00:32:58Whoa.
00:32:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:33:01You know, Leah's the one I want.
00:33:04You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:33:08I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:33:10Right. Yeah.
00:33:12Sorry for freaking out.
00:33:14I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion.
00:33:18Since the, the dance is tomorrow night.
00:33:21Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:25Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:33:29Okay.
00:33:31Um, I have an American history exam I gotta get to.
00:33:33I gotta get to, so I'm gonna...
00:33:40Hey, what's up?
00:33:42What's up, dude?
00:33:44What's up?
00:33:45What's up?
00:33:46What's up?
00:33:47What's up?
00:33:48I'm hinged, man.
00:33:49Trust me, dude.
00:33:51Mindy deserved it.
00:33:53You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
00:33:58Why are you so down on Dora?
00:34:00Isn't she your friend?
00:34:01Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up, and you need to be more focused.
00:34:06I'm focused.
00:34:07I'm focused.
00:34:08Okay, don't worry about me.
00:34:10Doesn't look it.
00:34:11When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming, you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:34:20Leo!
00:34:21Hey!
00:34:24I gotta wash this, get it back to you.
00:34:29Mini Trash Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
00:34:32Wow!
00:34:35Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:49Stop it, stop!
00:34:52Troy is just a friend.
00:34:56It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:34:57We're just looking out for you. Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:35:00You're a virgin.
00:35:03I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:35:05Thanks, man.
00:35:10The thing happened in between us.
00:35:12Don't say I'd warn you.
00:35:14Thanks, buddy.
00:35:16Great chat.
00:35:18Go team.
00:35:19Excuse me.
00:35:31The boss wants an update.
00:35:36Hey, Big Mike.
00:35:38How's it hanging?
00:35:40Right.
00:35:42Nothing.
00:35:43So, everything's set to where we lose the big match.
00:35:47Troy's trying to figure out where the money come from.
00:35:52And you'd better make sure that's what's not happening.
00:36:04Hey, just about to call you.
00:36:05So, I tracked the money to an offshore account, and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:36:09You got a name yet?
00:36:10Not yet.
00:36:11But, I will.
00:36:13How'd your exam go?
00:36:15A stick.
00:36:16As usual.
00:36:18Nerd.
00:36:20That's good.
00:36:21Now you can focus on this.
00:36:26Renato and Lydia.
00:36:28My cousins.
00:36:29They're gonna do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:35Hi.
00:36:36You ready for this?
00:36:38I think so.
00:36:40She's ready.
00:36:42Then buckle up, girl.
00:36:43We're about to rock your world.
00:36:50I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but...
00:36:53The car will pick you up at six.
00:36:55Be ready.
00:36:57You got me a car?
00:36:58Just...
00:36:59Gotta make an entrance.
00:37:02Have fun.
00:37:03Hi.
00:37:06We're gonna run the house.
00:37:09This is my favorite part.
00:37:11Oh, no.
00:37:13Burn.
00:37:14Trash.
00:37:15Honey, is this from middle school?
00:37:17I think that's it.
00:37:18We're not gonna do that again.
00:37:19The 2014 Gap Sweater.
00:37:22Going...
00:37:23Cinderella's ready for the ball.
00:37:24I did it again.
00:37:25We did it.
00:37:26Oh, wait.
00:37:27We did it.
00:37:28What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:29What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:30Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:33I wanna get too close.
00:37:34Gonna get it right now.
00:37:35Damn.
00:37:36With that hot body.
00:37:37I wanna push all the limits with you.
00:37:38Right now.
00:37:39Oh my god.
00:37:40Is that virgin Dora?
00:37:41You see?
00:37:42Oh my god.
00:37:43Is that virgin Dora?
00:37:44You see?
00:37:45What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:46What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:47What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:48Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:51I wanna get too close.
00:37:54Gonna get it right now.
00:37:56Damn.
00:37:57With that hot body.
00:37:58I wanna push all the limits with you.
00:38:01Right now.
00:38:04Oh my god.
00:38:05Is that virgin Dora?
00:38:06You see?
00:38:14I got this for you.
00:38:24Hey.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:26Don't think I look too try hard?
00:38:29You look beautiful.
00:38:32What do you really understand again?
00:38:34Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:38:37Who is that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:44Could this get any sadder?
00:38:49I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:53She looks amazing.
00:38:58That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:39:02May I have this dance?
00:39:04Sorry to dance for your feet.
00:39:07I can handle it.
00:39:08Follow my lead.
00:39:09You gotcha.
00:39:14He's so strong.
00:39:15He feels so safe in his arms.
00:39:17And he really does smell good.
00:39:23What am I doing?
00:39:24I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:39:26I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:27He could seriously want that.
00:39:40He could put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:39:45Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:39:48Shut up, Mindy.
00:39:52Can I cut any?
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:57I can't believe you're hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:40:07It's just me.
00:40:09I know you've got all the makeup and hairspray.
00:40:11Still the same old Dora.
00:40:13Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:40:16I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:40:18I didn't realize you liked to learn out with me.
00:40:20Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:24Really?
00:40:25Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:31Yeah.
00:40:33Just go grab a burger or something?
00:40:35No.
00:40:37Like a proper dinner.
00:40:39Like a date.
00:40:43He's never gonna appreciate her the way I do.
00:40:46This is fucking killing me.
00:40:47I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:40:50Leo is a little.
00:40:55Leo just asked a nerd on a date.
00:40:57How do you know?
00:40:59I can read lips.
00:41:03I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:41:05Or something sexy, cause we're going fancy.
00:41:08Cool.
00:41:09Yeah, I'll try.
00:41:10She's got Leo and Troy after her.
00:41:13What is this, opposites day?
00:41:15What is going on?
00:41:17You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:41:19Heaps hotter than Dora.
00:41:21Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:41:27These could work.
00:41:28All you need is ten seconds.
00:41:35Perfect.
00:41:37And I won't ask you why you're carrying your accidents around.
00:41:46I'm gonna use the restroom?
00:41:48Cool.
00:41:49Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink.
00:41:50Dora the Boarers didn't know she's messed with the wrong.
00:41:53Dora, hi!
00:41:54Have you tried this drink?
00:41:55It's so good.
00:41:57That's okay, Mindy.
00:41:58Good.
00:42:00Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:02Do you want to be my friend?
00:42:03Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:42:04Yeah.
00:42:05Hi! Have you tried this drink? It's so good.
00:42:09That's okay, Mindy. Good.
00:42:12Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:15Do you want to be my friend?
00:42:28Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:42:35How'd you know I was thirsty? Thanks, Mindy.
00:42:44Actually, the drink is for me.
00:42:47I dropped the red cherry in the spike drink.
00:42:53Cheers.
00:42:54Everyone!
00:43:06Did I have your attention over here, please?
00:43:08Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:43:13Dora the Horror is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:43:18Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:43:21Well, it's...
00:43:22Six.
00:43:23Five.
00:43:24Four.
00:43:25Come on, a little closer. Trust me, you will not regret what you are about to witness.
00:43:28Three.
00:43:29Three.
00:43:30Two.
00:43:31One.
00:43:32One.
00:43:33One.
00:43:34One.
00:43:35One.
00:43:36One.
00:43:37One.
00:43:38One.
00:43:39One.
00:43:40One.
00:43:41One.
00:43:42One.
00:43:43One.
00:43:44One.
00:43:45One.
00:43:46One.
00:43:47One.
00:43:48One.
00:43:49One.
00:43:50One.
00:43:51One.
00:43:52One.
00:43:53One.
00:43:54One.
00:43:55One.
00:43:56One.
00:43:57One.
00:43:58One.
00:43:59One.
00:44:00One.
00:44:01Yo, baby, just shit her pants!
00:44:04Oh, hold it.
00:44:10Oh, my God, hold it.
00:44:12That's right.
00:44:14Shut up.
00:44:16Put that down.
00:44:18Stop filming me!
00:44:27Thank you for saving me.
00:44:29How'd you know she was gonna do that?
00:44:31I was watching her.
00:44:33I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:38How'd things go with Leo?
00:44:40Great. We're going on a date.
00:44:42It's all big to you!
00:44:52Thanks, guys. I appreciate y'all. I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:44:59And that Dora, she knows how to party.
00:45:04Yeah, bullshit.
00:45:05And don't send her any dick pics.
00:45:07Too late.
00:45:08But hey, she sent them first.
00:45:11Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:45:15Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:45:19She's a good person.
00:45:20Yeah, she's special.
00:45:24Yeah.
00:45:25So don't jerk her around.
00:45:27Look, dude.
00:45:28Don't tell me how to live my life, alright?
00:45:29Heads in the game.
00:45:30This is it.
00:45:32Talent scouts, contracts, big money, big future.
00:45:35Big future.
00:45:41I gotta go.
00:45:48Mr. Constantine.
00:45:49You said you'd fix this by today.
00:45:55Hey, I am.
00:45:56I'm fixing it.
00:45:57You can't even be seen here.
00:46:01Hey, what the fuck?
00:46:02Relax.
00:46:03You'll still be able to play.
00:46:13Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:46:20And after that, game over.
00:46:33Hey.
00:46:37Right on time.
00:46:38So, should I go for more of a smokey eye or like a peach blossom?
00:46:43I know.
00:46:44Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:46What?
00:46:48Just joking.
00:46:49No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:54Yeah.
00:47:00You're a big date with him.
00:47:01What?
00:47:02I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:47:05Alright, you're the expert.
00:47:06You tell me.
00:47:07Just wing it, Dora.
00:47:08Okay?
00:47:09Everybody just wings it.
00:47:11What's wrong with you?
00:47:12Wait, I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
00:47:15Alright, so come on.
00:47:16Pay up.
00:47:17Wait, really?
00:47:18When am I gonna know who's dumbing all the money on me?
00:47:20Soon.
00:47:22If you keep your promises.
00:47:24Alright.
00:47:25Okay, fine.
00:47:26What do you need to know?
00:47:27Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:47:29Well.
00:47:31Which underwear?
00:47:33Black?
00:47:34Or what?
00:47:35The black ones are a little bit see-ter.
00:47:37See?
00:47:38Yeah, I can see.
00:47:39You don't need to handle it to me.
00:47:40And you're handing them to me.
00:47:41Oh shit, I'm getting harder.
00:47:42Dude, not in front of her.
00:47:43Fuck!
00:47:45Um, yeah, these feel too soft.
00:47:47You might not want to take them off.
00:47:50So, the other ones?
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:52Okay.
00:47:54But, up until this point, my life has been a sex negative, a kiss negative too.
00:48:00Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:48:02So, could you show me?
00:48:05Alright.
00:48:06You asked for it.
00:48:07If I wanted to kiss you, the first thing I do is get you close.
00:48:13Maybe, offer you my jacket.
00:48:14And I'd use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:48:15And I'd use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:48:19And I'd look into your eyes.
00:48:20And I'd tilt your chin up.
00:48:21And I'd look into your eyes.
00:48:22And I'd tilt your chin up.
00:48:23That way, you can be ready for my kiss.
00:48:24That way you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:48:25And I'd wear them.
00:48:26And then you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:48:30And I use that as an excuse to keep you close, and I look into your eyes, and I tilt your chin up.
00:48:50That way you can be ready for my kiss.
00:49:00The tongue does.
00:49:10Gross.
00:49:12I don't know.
00:49:30Why'd you stop?
00:49:38Is it being weird?
00:49:40No.
00:49:50Wait, did I do something wrong?
00:49:52Please, tell me.
00:49:54Because you love Leo, not me.
00:50:00You're cool.
00:50:04Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:50:06That's like the launch pad right there.
00:50:08I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:50:14Sorry.
00:50:16I know that it sounds meaty, I just feel exposed.
00:50:20Me too.
00:50:22Sorry?
00:50:24You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:50:28Everyone else is a player.
00:50:30They're the ones who are shit, not you.
00:50:32I'm sorry, Dora.
00:50:34I got stuff to do.
00:50:40Tell me, why him? Why Leo?
00:50:42Really?
00:50:44I thought you were friends.
00:50:46Yeah, we're good on the ice together.
00:50:48But he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:50:52Huh.
00:50:53I mean, growing up Leo, he's just letting me get married.
00:50:56His mom left him and his brothers and...
00:51:00I just kinda wanted to save him.
00:51:03So I guess that kinda mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
00:51:08So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:51:11And you're just gonna hand him your V-card.
00:51:16That was how I imagined my future.
00:51:20Why?
00:51:22What did you listen to? Some good looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:51:24Yeah, hot bitchy chicks.
00:51:26Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:51:28Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:51:32What?
00:51:34Hey, you don't get to judge me!
00:51:50Hey, Troy.
00:51:52Is this okay?
00:51:56Why am I pulling up his phone?
00:51:58He doesn't care what I look like.
00:52:01This is all for Leo.
00:52:07Seriously, who cares?
00:52:08She'll work it out.
00:52:09He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:52:11Lesson learned.
00:52:15Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:52:17That narcissist would just hurt her.
00:52:19How's your hand?
00:52:20I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:52:21It's alright though, I'm good.
00:52:22I'm still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:52:24Have you seen me play?
00:52:25I have.
00:52:26You know, that's what I like about you.
00:52:27What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:28How was I?
00:52:29I think it was great.
00:52:30You know, honestly, I'm thinking about, uh...
00:52:31I think it was great.
00:52:32You know, honestly, I'm thinking about, uh...
00:52:33I think it was great.
00:52:34You know, honestly, I'm thinking about, uh...
00:52:35expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:52:36Right, and next year's gonna be even bigger for me.
00:52:38You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:52:39Everybody's gonna be like,
00:52:40Lee-o-fe, Lee-o-fe.
00:52:41Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:52:42Why did I upset Troy?
00:52:43He's been so nice.
00:52:44He's just asking me a question.
00:52:45I'm like, oh, I'm really happy.
00:52:46I'm just going to be like the game.
00:52:47He's been so nice.
00:52:48He's just asking me a question.
00:52:49He's still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:52:51He's still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:52:52He's seen me play.
00:52:53I have.
00:52:54You know, that's what I like about you.
00:52:56What'd you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:58Lee-o-fe.
00:52:59Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:53:00Why did I upset Troy?
00:53:02He's been so nice.
00:53:04He's just asking me a question.
00:53:06See, one guy who gets my jokes.
00:53:10I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:53:12The Leo Constantine.
00:53:14Oh.
00:53:15Leo's still talking about himself.
00:53:17Everything's great.
00:53:19And that's why we should fuck.
00:53:22What?
00:53:25Lee-o, there's something I should tell you.
00:53:27Jeff?
00:53:32You were right.
00:53:33I know.
00:53:34So, your room or mine?
00:53:36No.
00:53:37We're better off as friends.
00:53:43No, we should fuck.
00:53:46Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:53:51Let me guess.
00:53:52Troy?
00:53:53I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't say.
00:53:56It's cool.
00:53:57I know it's Troy.
00:53:59Dora.
00:54:02I'm really attracted to you.
00:54:04And I don't know if you remember, but as kids we used to joke around about getting married.
00:54:09It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:54:12Why did you just walk away with the hockey puck hitting me in the face?
00:54:29Did I?
00:54:30I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up, you're one of us, like one of the boys, you know?
00:54:36I don't know, it just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:54:39Uh, this isn't gonna work.
00:54:40Tora.
00:54:41I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:54:42I'm really flattering.
00:54:43I am.
00:54:44And you are the hottest, but...
00:54:45I'm gonna go find someone else.
00:54:46This is gonna leave a scar.
00:54:47I'm gonna even leave a brace.
00:54:48Oh, no.
00:54:49Oh, no.
00:54:50I didn't, not say, you're the worst.
00:54:51I can't even leave a brace.
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:53We've been awful.
00:54:54I don't know.
00:54:55I was just like that.
00:54:56You know?
00:54:57I guess this is gonna work.
00:54:58Tora.
00:54:59I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:55:01You're really flattering.
00:55:02I am.
00:55:03And you are the hottest.
00:55:04But...
00:55:05Then you'll find someone else.
00:55:06This is gonna leave a scar.
00:55:12Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:55:29Who?
00:55:31Lily?
00:55:32Borer?
00:55:34Dora the Borer?
00:55:35She's on a date with Leo.
00:55:39No way.
00:55:42Actually, I don't care.
00:55:46You're not exclusive.
00:55:49How about you?
00:55:50Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:52Are you jealous?
00:55:54She's free to make her own choices.
00:55:57Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
00:56:01I am!
00:56:05Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:56:11Wow.
00:56:11Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
00:56:16Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:21You know, I could go for a ride now if you want.
00:56:26You know, for a full-time soon.
00:56:30No thanks.
00:56:32But I...
00:56:33Maybe you'll be around here.
00:56:35Maybe you'll be around here.
00:56:35I don't know.
00:57:05Oh yeah, that's definitely the bruise.
00:57:33You're going in the penalty box.
00:57:38Not snake dickhead.
00:57:46Okay?
00:57:48Shit, run.
00:57:54Go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:57Keep going, I'm coming!
00:57:59Oh my god.
00:58:11You okay?
00:58:12Yeah, the guy was trying to kill me.
00:58:14Why?
00:58:16You okay?
00:58:17You hurt?
00:58:18I'm fine.
00:58:19I'm fine.
00:58:20You're hurt.
00:58:21Did he stab you?
00:58:22Take off your shirt.
00:58:23You must have got a cut from the guy's ring.
00:58:38First aid.
00:58:39It's under the table.
00:58:40Oh, it's...
00:58:41Yes.
00:58:42Hi.
00:58:43It's so lucky you were there.
00:58:46Why were you there?
00:58:47I was just going to hit the bars.
00:58:49Why were you in the alley?
00:58:50Where's Leo?
00:58:51I called off my date.
00:58:52But I thought he was number one.
00:58:53Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number two.
00:58:54Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:58:55I thought he was number one.
00:58:56Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number two.
00:58:57I don't know.
00:58:58I know.
00:58:59Whatever.
00:59:00I'm sorry, it's just huh?
00:59:01I feel like you were there.
00:59:02It's so lucky you were there.
00:59:03What?
00:59:04Were you there?
00:59:05I was just going to hit the bars.
00:59:06Why were you in the alley?
00:59:07Where's Leo?
00:59:08I called off my date.
00:59:10I thought he was number one.
00:59:14Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:59:17He is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:59:25You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:59:28I will.
00:59:41Joy, I released something important last night.
00:59:44What?
00:59:51Leo is not the one for me.
00:59:53Yeah, finally.
00:59:55Who is the right person?
01:00:05Stupid.
01:00:07I should've known you don't feel the same way.
01:00:10How do you know I don't?
01:00:12Because you didn't say anything.
01:00:15Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
01:00:18You love him.
01:00:20I love him.
01:00:23But why did I leave the restaurant?
01:00:31Hot twist.
01:00:36Are you sure?
01:00:37Yes.
01:00:38I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
01:00:47Then I saw you holding hands.
01:00:51You went to the restaurant?
01:00:52Yeah.
01:00:53For the ribs.
01:00:54Yeah.
01:00:55For the ribs.
01:00:56For the ribs.
01:00:57Yeah.
01:00:58I'll let go out.
01:01:00I'm done.
01:01:04I will never forgive him.
01:01:05Break.
01:01:06No, no, no.
01:01:08I'll let go out of my surgery.
01:01:09You cleaned my mind.
01:01:11You cleaned my mind.
01:01:12Not me, no, no.
01:01:13You took it down to pee, cause I did it took off my shorten sweat.
01:01:16Are you sure?
01:01:46Is it alright?
01:02:14That's amazing.
01:02:16How was it for you?
01:02:18My ribs don't hurt anymore.
01:02:21It was really...
01:02:24Really?
01:02:26The best.
01:02:30Good morning.
01:02:44Good morning.
01:02:46Is it good?
01:02:48Best I've ever slept.
01:02:50Alright, so what do we do now?
01:02:52Do we, uh...
01:02:54Didn't like this ever happened?
01:02:56Do we do it again?
01:02:58What do the experts say?
01:03:00What do the experts say?
01:03:02The experts eat breakfast.
01:03:06I'll go get changed.
01:03:08Meet you at a cafe at 9.30.
01:03:109.30.
01:03:11I'll get it.
01:03:20See you in a little bit.
01:03:22We're sure we can do it again.
01:03:32We're sure we can do it again.
01:03:42I'm on my way for practice.
01:03:44I can't believe last night really happened.
01:03:58And with the right person.
01:04:00I can't believe last night really happened.
01:04:02And with the right person.
01:04:04Dora.
01:04:06Dora.
01:04:0750.
01:04:08Look.
01:04:09I know we're never gonna be friends.
01:04:11But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:04:14What are you talking about?
01:04:16I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:04:18You may even have a little crush on him.
01:04:22Which is fine.
01:04:24But...
01:04:26But...
01:04:28Hayley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:04:32And I know you're not gonna believe me.
01:04:34So I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:04:40In bed these needy virgins will do anything.
01:04:44She's a bit fat.
01:04:46But you know fat brings the flavor right?
01:04:48And Dora's like so grateful.
01:04:50You're the dog a bone eh?
01:04:59Can you make me to cry in peace?
01:05:01Oh.
01:05:02Someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:05:08And how do you find the time?
01:05:10Between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back.
01:05:17Troy would never say that.
01:05:19Leo, right?
01:05:21What is it AI?
01:05:23No.
01:05:24It's real.
01:05:26And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who is trying to help.
01:05:30You are the crappiest foley if you think I'm gonna believe that.
01:05:34I'm gonna tell you this now because I don't think you're gonna fear it out yourself.
01:05:38But hurting me is not gonna bring back whoever left you.
01:05:47Please don't let that tape be real.
01:05:49He's not coming.
01:05:50That tape was real.
01:06:00He's not coming.
01:06:01That tape was real.
01:06:03Come here, you piece of shit!
01:06:14Hell all you want, Mr. Ace.
01:06:18No one will ever find you.
01:06:23Who are you?
01:06:25What do you want?
01:06:29Shut up and listen.
01:06:31We're gonna play Carrot instead.
01:06:33But Carrot is, you're gonna be a TV star.
01:06:37Take this bag off my head.
01:06:39Now there's a bunch of money in your account.
01:06:41You took that money to throw the game.
01:06:43You're bookies?
01:06:45Is that all this is?
01:06:46You're gonna say on camera that you made a big mistake.
01:06:59You have a gambling problem.
01:07:01But you're seeking help.
01:07:03Rehabbing God.
01:07:05Hoping for a healing miracle.
01:07:09I'll never do it.
01:07:11I'm glad you said that.
01:07:13Now here is the stake.
01:07:16No.
01:07:24You will say a few words on camera and click the team.
01:07:28And Dora gets to keep upgrading this.
01:07:41This is a KGB issued spy gun.
01:07:43It fires one bullet.
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:49If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull.
01:07:52Then do as I command.
01:07:58Alright.
01:08:00I'll do it.
01:08:13Hey.
01:08:14It's me again.
01:08:15Just wanna make sure you're okay.
01:08:16We're okay.
01:08:17Call me.
01:08:18Call me.
01:08:19It's me again.
01:08:20Just wanna make sure you're okay.
01:08:22We're okay.
01:08:24Call me.
01:08:25Call me.
01:08:37The cream is always the answer.
01:08:40But you've abandoned me too.
01:08:41Back to the store.
01:08:42I cannot believe this.
01:08:43I know, right?
01:08:44What's going on?
01:08:45It's unreal.
01:08:46It's joy.
01:08:47I've been busted match fixing.
01:08:48Coach.
01:08:49I'm really sorry.
01:08:50And to my teammates.
01:08:51And to the whole team.
01:08:52I screwed up.
01:08:53And I'm prepared to accept whoever's gonna be.
01:08:54I screwed up.
01:08:55And I'm prepared to accept whoever's gonna be.
01:08:56What's got up?
01:08:58It's unreal.
01:09:01It's Troy.
01:09:02I've been busted match fixing.
01:09:04Coach, I'm really sorry.
01:09:06And to my teammates, and to the whole team.
01:09:09I screwed up, and I'm prepared to accept whatever's beginning.
01:09:26Where have you been?
01:09:30I have been calling, and calling.
01:09:34We should talk.
01:09:35Yes, yes we should.
01:09:37Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
01:09:40Mindy just tried to make me out with one, too.
01:09:42I think it's the same people behind the bank.
01:09:43It's not AI.
01:09:45Hey, it's real. It's me.
01:09:49What?
01:09:51It was all me.
01:09:53You took a bribe?
01:09:54Yeah.
01:09:59Hey, what?
01:10:01Why would you say that?
01:10:04I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?
01:10:06I'm setting up an alibi, and I got caught.
01:10:11By who?
01:10:13The authorities.
01:10:15Who exactly?
01:10:18Look, this doesn't involve you, okay? Just back off.
01:10:21Oh, no. Something else is coming up here.
01:10:24For fuck's sake, Tori.
01:10:26Don't you get it?
01:10:27I was using you.
01:10:29Thank you for making it so easy for me.
01:10:32Especially last night.
01:10:40You don't mean that.
01:10:42Just tell me which authorities.
01:10:43I will talk to them.
01:10:45It doesn't matter.
01:10:46Okay, it's too late.
01:10:48Tori, please.
01:10:49For fuck's sake.
01:10:50What don't you understand?
01:10:52You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.
01:10:55I'm the captain of the hockey team, and you're a little ex-virgin.
01:10:59You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:11:02It's not worth the hassle.
01:11:10I'm sorry, Dora.
01:11:11But it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:11:18You should have known.
01:11:19Of course someone like Tori wouldn't want to be with me.
01:11:21I count this for you.
01:11:35Hey.
01:11:37I say.
01:11:45I don't believe Owen does know this for you.
01:11:48He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:50He'll never forget it.
01:11:51Something else is going to lie.
01:11:53Something else is going to lie.
01:12:05Okay?
01:12:14I don't know.
01:12:15I don't know.
01:12:15I don't know.
01:12:16How's it going?
01:12:16I don't know.
01:12:17I don't know.
01:12:18I don't know.
01:12:18I don't know.
01:12:19Oh my god, it's a camera.
01:12:34What program did you use to make Troy's voice?
01:12:37Tell me.
01:12:38Holy boy.
01:12:39Screw you.
01:12:40Just send me a link.
01:12:42Yeah.
01:12:43It was real.
01:12:45I'll punch you.
01:12:49I just need one minute in this room to put my plan into motion.
01:13:07Who is it?
01:13:08Hey, it's Nora.
01:13:10Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:13:15Got kicked off the team, remember?
01:13:17Of course he did.
01:13:18Idiot.
01:13:20I'm just looking for my hair clips.
01:13:26They're not here.
01:13:29You shouldn't be here, Dora.
01:13:30I don't want you here.
01:13:32That's alright.
01:13:33I made a pact with myself.
01:13:34If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...
01:13:36I'll just go.
01:13:40They're not here.
01:13:43Okay.
01:13:47Stop talking.
01:13:48Okay.
01:13:49I'll just get in there.
01:13:50I'll just take a look at the next one.
01:13:52I've just got it.
01:13:55You have to leave it.
01:13:56I'll just go all the way down there.
01:13:57I'll just go.
01:13:58I'll just make sure he's gone.
01:14:04I'll just go home.
01:14:05I'll just take this one.
01:14:07No, I'm going to go home too.
01:14:08I'll just go home too.
01:14:10That's right.
01:14:11I'll just go home too.
01:14:12I'll just get out and go home.
01:14:14Wait, Troy, before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:14:28You found out who put it there?
01:14:31Yeah, yeah, my friend, she has a name.
01:14:34So we can take this evidence to the cops.
01:14:36Yes.
01:14:37Meet me in the library at wedding.
01:14:38I'll have all the information in.
01:14:44Why can't you take Di for an answer, Dora?
01:14:56You're ruining everything.
01:15:04Oh, good to see you there.
01:15:06I thought you were a book.
01:15:08It's probably because you can't read.
01:15:10Yes, you can.
01:15:11Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
01:15:16Because you're too busy being alone.
01:15:18Yeah.
01:15:21You are exhausting.
01:15:24All right, just do me a favor.
01:15:26Get some real friends.
01:15:26Get some therapy, please, before you end up being the one who is all left alone.
01:15:36Leo, hi.
01:15:38Hey, you're just in time to watch me destroy Borer.
01:15:43Get lost.
01:15:44Dora, we need to talk.
01:15:47What?
01:15:50Apologize to me.
01:15:51No.
01:15:59Get lost.
01:16:01Lost.
01:16:08Leo, right now is really not a good time.
01:16:12Okay, I'm expecting someone.
01:16:14I know.
01:16:16I talked to Troy about the situation.
01:16:18He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
01:16:20He sent me here to talk with you.
01:16:22Who transferred the money into his account?
01:16:25Troy wouldn't tell you that.
01:16:30It was you.
01:16:31You were the one that hit the camera.
01:16:32You were the one who set up Troy.
01:16:33Keep your voice down.
01:16:38Set up Troy.
01:16:38Keep your voice down.
01:16:40Why would you do that?
01:16:42That he's your friend.
01:16:44Wait, the team needs him.
01:16:45They're going to lose without him.
01:16:46That's the point.
01:16:47I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.
01:16:53That's how I want you to do pay it off.
01:16:57Am I losing?
01:16:58Duh.
01:16:59The bets are in.
01:17:01There's no way they're going to win now.
01:17:03Unless you screw it up.
01:17:04What about Troy's future?
01:17:07Right, he'll never go pro.
01:17:08This could follow him around for the rest of his life.
01:17:11That's the free market, baby.
01:17:13And now I'm free.
01:17:15So, I'm going to the cops.
01:17:18You're not going anywhere, moron.
01:17:24Would it hurt me?
01:17:25Of course not.
01:17:26Big Mike?
01:17:27I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
01:17:29You organized that?
01:17:33Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea, and he is a hitman.
01:17:37Hitmen hit people.
01:17:38You're a monster.
01:17:40Me?
01:17:41He's a hitman?
01:17:43Why'd you have to stick your nerdy nose in my business in the first place?
01:17:46You're in public space, you idiot.
01:17:48If you don't come with me right now, be quiet.
01:17:54I'll make sure Big Mike finishes with his stuff on Troy.
01:17:56Just a big one.
01:17:58Okay?
01:17:58Okay.
01:18:00Come.
01:18:01Let's go.
01:18:02I know it wasn't you.
01:18:17I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:18:19I'm meeting them in the library.
01:18:20I know it wasn't you.
01:18:20I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:18:29Pick up the one.
01:18:32She would never leave this.
01:18:43Have you guys seen Dora?
01:18:44Who?
01:18:47Come on, stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.
01:18:49She's in danger.
01:18:51Promise?
01:18:54Relax.
01:18:54I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.
01:18:57She's Leo?
01:18:58Why was he with Dora?
01:19:02You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
01:19:07Thanks, guys.
01:19:08I appreciate it.
01:19:09I'll pay you back in a second.
01:19:14Holy shit.
01:19:18It's been Leo this whole time.
01:19:19Come on, Mike.
01:19:26Pick up.
01:19:28Leo, this is crazy.
01:19:30We've known each other forever.
01:19:31We can fix this.
01:19:32I...
01:19:33We're way too deep.
01:19:35Pick up, Big Mike.
01:19:37He burned you.
01:19:40Bullshit.
01:19:42Okay.
01:19:42The hockey game's coming up.
01:19:44People, if you don't show up, people are...
01:19:46They're gonna start asking serious questions.
01:19:49Here's a free lesson for you.
01:19:50And all you dopey fucking girls out there,
01:19:52talking more does not fucking help.
01:19:55Or why'd you even help, Troy?
01:19:56Want to get laid or something?
01:19:59You made a deal.
01:20:01For what?
01:20:04She's gonna help me get your attention.
01:20:05And then I was gonna trace somebody.
01:20:08Well,
01:20:08you got my attention now.
01:20:11Yeah.
01:20:16I see why Big Mike likes this.
01:20:20It's actually a turn-on
01:20:22to feel someone fully under your power.
01:20:26Do you remember what you told me?
01:20:29About losing your virginity?
01:20:33I know I'm a day late, but
01:20:34still got a few minutes.
01:20:41You little bitch.
01:20:47I hope it hurts.
01:20:50You're a little spicy.
01:20:52That's how I like it.
01:20:53I would rather die than let you touch me.
01:20:56We can do both.
01:20:58I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too long.
01:20:59You up for that?
01:21:00I'll never look up to you.
01:21:01You are not kind, brave, or courageous.
01:21:08Not even a good hockey player.
01:21:10I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
01:21:13Bullshit.
01:21:16I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts,
01:21:17they wouldn't even take a second look at you.
01:21:18Shut the fuck up.
01:21:19You don't even know what you're talking about.
01:21:21No, it's true.
01:21:22Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.
01:21:24Do you know how much they're going to hate you
01:21:26when they found out they were betrayed by our bet?
01:21:28I said shut up!
01:21:29Go on!
01:21:30Do it!
01:21:31Now you're going to be a woman-hitting coward too!
01:21:33Shut up!
01:21:51What the fuck did you do to her?
01:21:56Nothing she didn't deserve.
01:21:58If Big Mike gets here,
01:21:59he'll take care of both of you too.
01:22:01No, Leo, he's not coming.
01:22:03If you hurt us, that is on you.
01:22:07It's okay.
01:22:11Stay there.
01:22:12Get back with her.
01:22:13Why, Dickhead?
01:22:14What's your plan?
01:22:15Tie both you up.
01:22:17Then we'll lock the door.
01:22:20And do what?
01:22:21Go play.
01:22:23Then I'm going to light a little fire.
01:22:25And then I'll go play.
01:22:27See, you're not so stupid now, huh?
01:22:30Keep it up, Leo.
01:22:31I already called the cops.
01:22:33Yeah, prove it.
01:22:34Let me see.
01:22:37Oh, I'm going to gut you, man.
01:22:39I'm going to get you.
01:22:40Hey, I'm going to cut you!
01:22:41Boy, no.
01:22:43I don't care, Nora.
01:22:45He's not going to hurt you.
01:22:49It's the police!
01:22:51Did he hurt you?
01:23:13I'm fine.
01:23:14You have to hurry.
01:23:14No, it's fine.
01:23:18He's out.
01:23:18We need to call the cops right now.
01:23:20We can still make it to the hockey game.
01:23:22That's too late.
01:23:24I'm finished.
01:23:25No one's going to believe anything I say now.
01:23:30Let's go.
01:23:30Coach.
01:23:42What are you doing?
01:23:46Get out.
01:23:47Get off the premises.
01:23:48Just give me two minutes to explain.
01:23:49You know how much damage you've done?
01:23:51Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the matchmaking.
01:23:54It was Leo, right?
01:23:55He did it to pay off his debts.
01:23:57What?
01:23:58He's a gambler.
01:23:59Okay, getting me off the team squareded away with the PPO's money, too.
01:24:03Where is he, right?
01:24:04I've been calling for two hours.
01:24:05He's with the police.
01:24:07All right, I have the number if you want to check with him.
01:24:09You have to let Troy play.
01:24:10I don't have time for these fairy tales.
01:24:13I want you off the premises.
01:24:14There's securities that will kick you out.
01:24:18Let's go.
01:24:19Let's over.
01:24:21Off your respect, Coach.
01:24:23You are an idiot.
01:24:24Dora.
01:24:26No, no, no.
01:24:26He needs to hear this.
01:24:27Do you know how badly you're going to get trolled
01:24:29when they find out that you lost the biggest game of the season
01:24:31because you wouldn't let your best player play?
01:24:40Let's go.
01:25:05Whatever bitchy thing you are about to say, save it.
01:25:08I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
01:25:12The girls are here to witness me not saying this.
01:25:16But you did good.
01:25:19Troy played and we won.
01:25:23Because of you.
01:25:28I'm big enough to accept that.
01:25:33I'm also big enough to know that you will always be a girl bullying bitch.
01:25:38I am.
01:25:42But now it's time for you to thank me.
01:25:44For that.
01:25:46For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
01:25:49It's a special relationship.
01:25:51We're not friends.
01:25:53Just try stopping me.
01:25:54I'm looking everywhere for you.
01:26:10Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
01:26:12I just couldn't wait any longer to see you.
01:26:14You were amazing out there.
01:26:16The scouts, I couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
01:26:20It's crazy.
01:26:21Three of them want me to go see them.
01:26:22And I think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
01:26:27I hope for dreams that come in too.
01:26:31No.
01:26:31Sure, you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate?
01:26:45Not pizza.
01:26:47It'll stop.
01:26:48I just think it's getting better and better.
01:27:06I guess it's you and me.
01:27:15I love you like crazy.
01:27:19And you love me.
01:27:21Right?
01:27:23Yes.
01:27:26Don't worry the end of the world.
01:27:29I love you like crazy.
01:27:30I love you like crazy.
01:27:36You've been saving me.
01:27:40You've been saving me first.
01:27:42I'm really glad you were the one I lost right here to maybe two.
01:27:46I'm not going to argue with that.
01:27:51You're a really good tutor, you know.
01:27:53I'm glad you think so, because...
01:27:55I have another lesson for you.
01:27:58And I think you're really going to like it.
01:28:06I'm glad you were signing.
01:28:08I love you.
01:28:10I love you.
01:28:11I love you.
01:28:12I love you.
01:28:12I love you.