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  • 6/12/2025
Fired, Framed, and Fierce Full Movie
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:08Just need your signature to close it.
00:12Boss.
00:13Boss!
00:14What?
00:15Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:18What crush?
00:19You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well, yeah.
00:27She's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:36Where are you going?
00:37To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:41To the racetrack.
00:54You win!
00:55Yes!
00:58Boss!
00:59The trading system is down!
01:03What?
01:04The trading system is down!
01:07We need you!
01:08The trading system is down!
01:09We need you!
01:18The system is still placing counter trend orders!
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
01:23All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
01:25We're down for a moment already!
01:27The computer thinks this is normal!
01:28The computer thinks this is normal!
01:29I can't do anything no matter what I try!
01:31If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
01:34Don't panic!
01:35The boss is here!
01:36Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:46Go!
01:47Go!
01:48Go!
01:49Go!
01:50Go!
01:56Go!
01:57Go!
01:58Go!
01:59Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:28Boss?
02:29Even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry.
02:32Food coma's hitting hard.
02:34Mind grabbing me a coke?
02:38Who does she think she's fooling?
02:40What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:42If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:51Here you go, boss.
02:58Relax, people.
02:59I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home.
03:11Get some sleep.
03:12And with that, we're gone.
03:15Thank you, boss.
03:16You truly are the MVP.
03:18All right.
03:19Let's go, folks.
03:20Come on, let her work.
03:21Let's go.
03:22Nailed it.
03:47The model's fixed?
03:48The company account.
03:49Hoss is insane.
03:50Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a Kelly in one night.
03:52Time to update that resume to our team.
03:53I'm sorry.
03:54I'm sorry.
03:55I'm sorry.
03:56I'm sorry.
03:57I'm sorry.
03:58I'm sorry.
03:59I'm sorry.
04:00I'm sorry.
04:01I'm sorry.
04:02I'm sorry.
04:03I'm sorry.
04:04I'm sorry.
04:05I'm sorry.
04:06I'm sorry.
04:07I'm sorry.
04:08It's bad.
04:09You're not bad.
04:10I'm sorry.
04:11I'm sorry.
04:12I'm sorry.
04:13I'm sorry.
04:14I'm sorry.
04:15I'm sorry.
04:16The model's fixed?
04:17The company account.
04:18Hoss is insane.
04:20Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a Kelly in one night.
04:22Time to update that resume, Tom, or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:25Mark, who is our boss?
04:26Really?
04:27Though this is as usual, Tom.
04:29Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:31Her algorithm is the reason why TV security is a title.
04:34What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:35Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
04:39Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:48You are fired!
04:50What?
04:52Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:57Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:04We made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
05:11Did you just hit her?
05:14What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:21Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:27You know what?
05:29Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:33No one wants to see that.
05:35Yeah.
05:36Drop it.
05:37Just go handle as much as work.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:41Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
05:43Listen up everybody.
05:45The market is a savage wilderness.
05:47It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:49It is eat or be eaten.
05:51You need to be apex predators.
05:54Not little fluffy performance faking rabbits.
05:58Those will be eaten.
06:00But the real alphas.
06:02The real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:15Caitlin!
06:16Where's my superstar?
06:18That would be me.
06:20Caitlin.
06:21Caitlin.
06:22Is this...
06:24Kayla Twist?
06:25Are...
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect!
06:32Go!
06:33Now!
06:34Before you're late!
06:35And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk.
06:36Cause you're fired.
06:37What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
06:45Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus!
06:50It's Jessica!
06:52She's here!
07:07You are fired!
07:11Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter.
07:16All that matters is that you are fired.
07:18Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:34So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:41And to you defenders.
07:43Finance takes timing and judgment.
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:57What?
07:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:08Susan!
08:13Susan!
08:14Susan!
08:15Susan!
08:16Susan!
08:17Look around.
08:18Finance is a men's game.
08:19Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
08:22All right?
08:23I did us a favor.
08:24We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:26Okay.
08:27Dad, how's it going?
08:28I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:33Woman executive?
08:34Woman executive?
08:35Don't tell me it's...
08:36How many women executives do we have Susan?
08:37Just two women in executive roles.
08:38Uh, these are our clients.
08:39Uh, she's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
08:40A cuantan.
08:41Uh-huh.
08:42How many women executives do we have Susan?
08:44Just, uh, two women in executive roles.
08:46Uh, these are the clients.
08:47She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:55How many women are executives? Do we have Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are the clients.
09:05She's a talented board paid top dollar for.
09:08A quant model. She built it from scratch.
09:11And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jesse, Harvard PhD, start trader.
09:18Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:23Jesse.
09:24I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose.
09:28Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:35Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey.
09:47Remember our pillow talk?
09:50Trading director.
09:52One-upping Jessica.
09:55It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:57Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but...
10:04Couldn't you be a doll and...
10:06Work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO.
10:11Let's lay low for a while.
10:13Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:19Of course.
10:28Pathetic.
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:30Come in.
10:36Jesse.
10:37Emergency.
10:38New boss just asked Jessica.
10:40What?
10:41Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:50Okay.
10:51Okay.
10:51Okay.
10:54God.
10:54Okay.
11:00You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, right?
11:05Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:17Uh, absolutely.
11:20Jackson, uh, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:27You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:41I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:42I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:49Don't worry, Jackson.
11:50With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:53That's what I like to hear.
11:54All right, get going, clock's ticking.
11:56I'm on it.
11:59That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:01Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:04Hardly remarkable.
12:05Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
12:08Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:14So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
12:16You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:24Coffee, always, right here.
12:26Unbelievable.
12:30Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:33Join TV, and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:35Boss, we have an emergency.
12:59Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:01Are you crazy?
13:01I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:04Ah, don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that.
13:08Eight years of this secret crush.
13:09Still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:13Wait, hold on.
13:13You found Jessica?
13:14We got her.
13:15She's running trading at TV Securities.
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:20Fired her?
13:20She's brilliant.
13:21How could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here.
13:25Let's go get her.
13:25This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:31You idiot.
13:34You idiot.
13:35This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:44She's in security trading.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
13:55This office is all mine now.
14:14Broke much?
14:16Disgusting.
14:16Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
14:29Jackson fired Jessica.
14:32And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:42Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
14:44I'm sorry.
14:46Hey, boss.
14:53We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:56Just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss.
15:01Boss.
15:01What?
15:02Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
15:06What crush?
15:07You're looking at the future, Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:12What if she's married already?
15:13Well, yeah.
15:14She's incredible.
15:15Of course, others would see that, too.
15:18Not happening.
15:23Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss.
15:27To the racetrack.
15:30You win.
15:43Boss.
15:43The trading system is down.
15:55What?
15:55The trading system is down.
15:58We need you.
15:59The trading system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:07The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:10All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
16:13We're down 100 in a moment already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal.
16:17I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic.
16:24The boss is here.
16:33Stop staring and get out of the chair.
16:34Go.
16:34Come on.
16:57Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:59So, the model thinks up is down, and down is up.
17:04So, naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:15Boss?
17:16Even you can't solve it?
17:18Sorry.
17:19Food coma's hitting hard.
17:22Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:23Who does she think she's fooling?
17:27What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:32You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:53Relax, people.
17:54I just got to reset one more parameter, and we're golden.
17:57Go home.
17:58Get some sleep.
18:01And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss.
18:04You truly are the MVP.
18:07All right.
18:07Let's go, folks.
18:08Come on.
18:08Let her work.
18:09Let's go.
18:23Let her work.
18:53The model's fixed?
18:57The company account.
18:58Boss is insane.
19:00Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing one night.
19:03Time to update that resume, Tom?
19:05Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:07Mark, who is our boss?
19:09Really?
19:10This is as usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Our algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:22And you are?
19:23Meet the chairman's son.
19:25Your new CEO.
19:27Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:31And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:35Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:36You are fired.
19:38Us?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:43Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:52We made it here on Pure Talent.
19:54You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
19:58You just hit her?
20:01What the hell is wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:09Here is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:14You know what?
20:17Here's a little extra.
20:19Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:21No one wants to see that.
20:23Drop it.
20:24Just go handle as much as work.
20:27The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:33The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:37It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators, not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
20:55Hopefully, top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlin, where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:08Caitlin.
21:11Is this Kayla Twist?
21:13Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes.
21:17This is perfect.
21:18This is perfect.
21:19Go now, before you're late.
21:21And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
21:25Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
21:33Those numbers must be fake.
21:34And who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:38It's Jessica.
21:39She's here.
21:40You are fired.
21:59Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:04All that matters is that you are fired.
22:06Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:13Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it.
22:27Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:29And to you defenders.
22:31Finance takes timing and judgment.
22:33And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:39Leave them alone.
22:40They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:45What?
22:45Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:55Susan!
22:56Boss, she's high up in trading.
23:06Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:10Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:12Look around.
23:13Finance is a men's game.
23:15Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
23:19All right, I did us a favor.
23:20We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:22Okay.
23:26Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive?
23:39Don't tell me it's...
23:42How many women executives do we have Susan?
23:46Just two women in executive roles.
23:49These are the ones.
23:51She's a talent the board paid top dollar for, a quant model.
23:56She built it from scratch.
23:58And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
24:08Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:10Jesse.
24:11I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:13Actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:18I'll make sure she stays, all right?
24:19Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
24:37Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:45Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO.
24:58Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:07Of course.
25:08All right.
25:08Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:21Come in.
25:23Jesse.
25:25Emergency.
25:25New boss just asked Jessica.
25:27What?
25:28Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:38Okay.
25:41Good.
25:49You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jesse, right?
25:52Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:59I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:06Absolutely.
26:07Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:13You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:26You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:28I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:31I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson.
26:37With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41All right, get going, clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:46That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:49Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:51Hardly remarkable.
26:52That's how I hire Miss J.
26:53I won't need her anymore.
26:55Miss J?
26:56Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:58She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:01So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
27:03You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:11Coffee, always, right here.
27:13Unbelievable.
27:17Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:20Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:43Boss, we have an emergency.
27:46Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:48Are you crazy?
27:49I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:52Don't go around calling her that.
27:53You told me to call her that.
27:55Eight years of this secret crush.
27:56Still no action.
27:57Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
28:00Wait, hold on.
28:00You found Jessica?
28:01We got her.
28:02She's running trading at TB Securities.
28:04Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:07Fired her?
28:08She's brilliant.
28:08How could she get fired?
28:11Something's off here.
28:12Let's go get her.
28:13This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:18You idiot.
28:21You idiot.
28:22This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it.
28:32She's in security trading.
28:34Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:47This office is all mine now.
29:01Broke much?
29:03Disgusting.
29:11Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
29:14No one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:29Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:39Hey, boss.
29:40We locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
29:43I just need your signature to close it.
29:46Boss.
29:48Boss.
29:49What?
29:50Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush, Jessica, again.
29:53What crush?
29:54You're looking at the future, Mrs. Clooney.
29:56We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:59What if she's married already?
30:01Well, yeah.
30:01She's incredible.
30:03Of course, others would see that, too.
30:05Not happening.
30:10Where are you going?
30:11To the racetrack.
30:13Boss.
30:16To the racetrack.
30:29You win.
30:30Yes.
30:35Boss.
30:36The trading system is down.
30:42What?
30:43The trading system is down.
30:45We need you.
30:52The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:55The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
31:00We're down a certain moment already.
31:02The computer thinks this is normal.
31:04I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:10Don't panic.
31:11The boss is here.
31:20Stop staring and get out of the chair.
31:21Go.
31:21Go.
31:22Go.
31:22Come on.
31:44Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:46So, the model thinks up is down, and down is up.
31:51So, naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
32:02Boss?
32:03Even you can't solve it?
32:05Sorry.
32:07Food coma's hitting hard.
32:08Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:13Who does she think she's fooling?
32:15What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:17If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:19You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:25Here you go, boss.
32:26Here you go, boss.
32:38Relax, people.
32:41I just got to reset one more parameter, and we're golden.
32:44Go home.
32:45Get some sleep.
32:48And with that, we're gone.
32:51Thank you, boss.
32:51You truly are the MVP.
32:54All right.
32:54Let's go, folks.
32:55Come on.
32:56Let her work.
32:56Let's go.
33:08Nailed it.
33:23Nailed it.
33:25Nailed it.
33:35The model's fixed?
33:44The company account.
33:45Boss is insane.
33:47Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:50Time to update that resume, Tom?
33:52Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss?
33:56Really?
33:57Clueless as usual, Tom.
33:58Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
34:04What on earth?
34:06What are we doing during work hours?
34:09And you are?
34:10Meet the chairman's son.
34:12Your new CEO.
34:14Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:18And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
34:22Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:23You are fired.
34:25Us?
34:25Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:36Only the best work here.
34:39We made it here on Pure Talent.
34:41You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
34:45You just hit her?
34:49What the hell is wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:56Here is your hush money.
34:59Take it and get out.
35:01You know what?
35:04Here's a little extra.
35:06Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:08No one wants to see that.
35:09Drop it.
35:11Just go handle as much as fuck.
35:14The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:16Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:19Listen up, everybody.
35:20The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:24It is eat or be eaten.
35:26You need to be apex predators,
35:29not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten.
35:36But the real Alphas,
35:37the real Rainmakers,
35:39among you,
35:40will be rewarded accordingly.
35:46Top of the leaderboard is...
35:50Caitlin!
35:52Where's my superstar?
35:54That would be me.
35:55Caitlin.
35:58Is this Kayla Twist?
36:00Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:01You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:03Would you want to go?
36:04God, yes.
36:04This is perfect.
36:05It's perfect!
36:06Go now, before you're late!
36:08And as soon as the concert's over,
36:10clean out your desk,
36:11because you're fired.
36:12What?
36:13Why?
36:13The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:16You know, I figured a traitor
36:17wouldn't put Kayla Twist
36:18above making traits.
36:20Those numbers must be fake.
36:22Now, who's your boss?
36:22I need to meet the clown
36:23that runs this circus.
36:25It's Jessica.
36:26She's here.
36:27You are fired.
36:46Move your damn foot
36:47and explain what rock
36:48you crawled out from under.
36:50Who I am doesn't matter.
36:51All that matters
36:51is that you are fired.
36:53Are you certain about firing me?
36:54You think you're some unicorn employee
36:56that this place will crash and burn
36:57without your precious brain?
36:58You wouldn't say that, exactly.
37:00Jessica hasn't slept
37:01because she was busy
37:02saving us nine figures
37:03because of a bug.
37:04Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:06You expect me to believe that?
37:07Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:09So take your headphones
37:10and beat it.
37:14Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:16And to you defenders,
37:18finance takes timing
37:19and judgment.
37:21And sticking up for her
37:22shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap
37:24and follow her out the door.
37:26Leave them alone.
37:27They have nothing to do with this.
37:29I'll go.
37:32What?
37:33Is office drama more important
37:34than making money now?
37:42Susan!
37:43Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:53Firing her out of nowhere
37:54might be problematic.
37:57Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:59Look around.
38:00Finance is a men's game.
38:02Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
38:03she was just sitting there
38:04warming a chair
38:05and cashing paychecks.
38:06All right, I did us a favor.
38:07We should have squashed
38:08that bug a while ago.
38:09Okay.
38:13Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you
38:18there's this one woman exec
38:20you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive?
38:26Don't tell me it's...
38:27How many woman executives?
38:31Do we have Susan?
38:33Just two women in executive roles.
38:37These are the clients.
38:38She's a talent the board
38:40paid top dollar for.
38:42A quant model.
38:43She built it from scratch.
38:45And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:47Our marketing dominance
38:49depends on it.
38:50Jesse.
38:51Harvard PhD.
38:52Star trader.
38:55Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:57Jesse.
38:58I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
39:00Actually, Jessica.
39:01She's our golden goose.
39:03Now you need to...
39:03Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:05I'll make sure she stays.
39:06All right?
39:06Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:12Wait a minute.
39:21Pete, honey.
39:22Remember our pillow talk?
39:24Trading director.
39:26One-upping Jessica.
39:29It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:32Babe, it already took a lot of effort
39:34to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:36I know, but...
39:37Couldn't you be a doll
39:39and work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO.
39:45Let's lay low for a while.
39:49Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:54Of course.
39:55All right.
40:02Pathetic.
40:03Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jesse.
40:12Emergency.
40:13New boss just asked Jessica.
40:14What?
40:15Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:19He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:22Okay.
40:25Okay.
40:28Good.
40:36You needed something, Jackson?
40:38Jesse, you're right.
40:39Damn, looking good.
40:41Thanks.
40:41Word is, our quant trading model
40:43is crushing market averages.
40:46I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:50How does he not know this?
40:53Absolutely.
40:55Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters
40:59designing that solo.
41:01You see, I have pure talent,
41:05unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder
41:08using connections.
41:13You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:14I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:18I need your model,
41:20because our fund is launching,
41:21and I need it to deliver
41:21and maximize company profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson.
41:24With Jessica out of the way,
41:26I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28All right, get going, clock sticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:33That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:36Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:38Hardly remarkable.
41:39That's how I hire Miss J.
41:40I won't need her anymore.
41:42Miss J?
41:43Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:45She's the unrivaled queen
41:46of the securities trading market.
41:48So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:50You've already got someone else in mind.
41:53Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:56Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:58Coffee, always, right here.
42:00Unbelievable.
42:04Miss J, you're the only woman
42:06who deserves to be my equal.
42:07Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:13Boss, we have an emergency.
42:15Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:18Are you crazy?
42:20I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:22Ah, don't go around calling her that.
42:24You told me to call her that.
42:26Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:28Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:30Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
42:30We got her.
42:31She's running trading at TB Securities.
42:32Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:33Fired her?
42:34She's brilliant.
42:35How could she get fired?
42:36Something's off here.
42:37Let's go get her.
42:38Let's go get her.
42:39Let's go get her.
42:40Let's go get her.
42:41Let's go get her.
42:42Let's go get her.
42:43Let's go get her.
42:44This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:05What?
43:06You idiot.
43:08This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:12Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it.
43:18She's in security trading.
43:20Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:23So we'll buy one.
43:35This office is all mine now.
43:47Ugh.
43:48Broke much?
43:49Disgusting.
43:58Jessica's Jackson's drinko, Mrs. J?
44:02Jackson fired Jessica.
44:05And no one knows who she really is.
44:08I can take advantage of this.
44:16Jessie.
44:17What do you think you're doing?
44:26Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
44:29Just need your signature to close it.
44:33Boss.
44:35What?
44:36Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:39What crush?
44:40You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:43We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:45What if she's married already?
44:47Well yeah.
44:48She's incredible.
44:49Of course others would see that too.
44:52Not happening.
44:53Where are you going?
44:54To the racetrack.
44:55Boss.
44:56To the racetrack.
44:57Boss.
44:58To the racetrack.
44:59Boss.
45:00To the racetrack.
45:01To the racetrack.
45:02To the racetrack.
45:03To the racetrack.
45:16You win!
45:17Yes!
45:22Boss!
45:23The trading system is down.
45:24What?
45:25The trading system is down.
45:26We need you.
45:27The system is still placing counter trend orders.
45:28The more the market rises the faster we're selling.
45:29All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
45:30We're down for a moment already.
45:31The computer thinks this is normal.
45:32I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:33If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
45:34Don't panic.
45:35The boss is here.
45:36Don't panic.
45:37The boss is here.
45:38The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
45:42The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:44All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
45:47We're down for a moment already.
45:49The computer thinks this is normal.
45:51I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour,
45:54we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
45:56Don't panic. The boss is here.
46:06Stop staring and get out of the chair.
46:08Go!
46:30Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:33So the model thinks up is down,
46:36and down is up.
46:38So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:49Boss?
46:50Even you can't solve it?
46:52Sorry.
46:53Food coma's hitting hard.
46:55Mind grabbing me a Coke?
46:59Who does she think she's fooling?
47:01What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:03If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:05You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:07Here you go, boss.
47:13Relax, people.
47:27I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:30Go home, get some sleep.
47:34And with that, we're gone.
47:37Thank you, boss.
47:38You truly are the MVP.
47:40All right.
47:41Let's go, folks.
47:42Come on, let her work.
47:43Let's go.
47:44You are the MVP.
48:00Human form.
48:01You are the MVP.
48:09Nailed it.
48:10The model's fixed?
48:31The company account.
48:32POS is insane!
48:34Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom?
48:39Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss?
48:43Really.
48:44This is usual, Tom.
48:45Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:48Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a ty...
48:51What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:56And you are...
48:57Meet the chairman's son.
48:59Your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but...
49:10You are fired!
49:12Russ?
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:22Only the best work here.
49:26We made it here on pure talent.
49:27You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:29Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
49:34Did you just hit her?
49:36What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:43Here...
49:45...is your hush money.
49:46Take it and get out.
49:49You know what?
49:51Here's a little extra.
49:53Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:57Drop it.
49:58Just go handle this when she's back.
50:01The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:06Listen up, everybody.
50:07The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators.
50:16Not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:22But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
50:34Top of the leaderboard is...
50:38Caitlin!
50:39Where's my superstar?
50:40That would be me.
50:43Caitlin.
50:45Is this...
50:46Kayla Twist?
50:47Are...
50:48Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:49You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:50Would you want to go?
50:51God, yes.
50:52This is perfect.
50:53This is perfect!
50:54Go!
50:55Now!
50:56Before you're late!
50:57And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk.
50:58Cause you're fine.
51:00What?
51:01Why?
51:02The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:03You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
51:07Those numbers must be fake.
51:08And who's your boss?
51:09I need to meet the clown that runs this circus!
51:12It's Jessica!
51:13She's here!
51:29You are fired!
51:30Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:36Who I am doesn't matter.
51:37All that matters is that you are fired.
51:39Are you certain about firing me?
51:41You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:45You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:46Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:50Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:52You expect me to believe that?
51:54Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:56So take your headphones and beat it.
51:58Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:02And to you defenders.
52:04Finance takes timing and judgment.
52:07And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:10So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone.
52:14They have nothing to do with this.
52:15I'll go.
52:19What?
52:20Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:28Susan.
52:37Boss.
52:38She's high up in trading.
52:39Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:43Susan.
52:44Susan.
52:45Susan.
52:46Look around.
52:47Finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay.
52:50As far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman a chair and cashing paychecks.
52:53All right.
52:54I did us a favor.
52:55I squashed that bug a while ago.
53:01Dad.
53:02How's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you.
53:05There's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:11Woman executive?
53:12Don't tell me it's...
53:13How many women execs do we have Susan?
53:14Just two women in executive roles.
53:15These are the ones.
53:16She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:34Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:37Jessie.
53:38Harvard PhD.
53:39Star trader.
53:42Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
53:44Jessie.
53:45I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
53:47Actually, Jessica.
53:48She's our golden goose.
53:49Now you need to...
53:50Dad.
53:51You just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays.
53:53All right?
53:57Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
53:59Wait a minute.
54:04Pete, honey.
54:09Remember our pillow talk?
54:11Trading director.
54:13One-upping Jessica.
54:15It's time you pay up lover boy.
54:18Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:42All right.
54:49Pathetic.
54:50Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:55Come in.
54:57Jessie.
54:59Emergency.
55:00New boss just asked Jessica.
55:01What?
55:02Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:12Okay.
55:23You needed something, Jackson?
55:24Jessie, right?
55:25Damn, looking good.
55:26Thanks.
55:27Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:32I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:37How does he not know this?
55:39Absolutely.
55:40Absolutely.
55:41Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:48You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:56You're referring to Jessica, right?
55:57I already fired that corporate parasite.
55:58I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:15All right, get going, clock sticking.
56:16I'm on it.
56:17That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:22Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:24Hardly remarkable.
56:25Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
56:28Miss J?
56:29Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:31She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:34So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:41Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:45Coffee.
56:46Always.
56:47Right here.
56:48Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:11Boss, we have an emergency.
57:12Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:13Are you crazy?
57:14I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:15Ah, don't go around calling her that.
57:16You told me to call her that.
57:17Eight years of this secret crush.
57:18Still no action.
57:19Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
57:21Wait, hold on.
57:22You found Jessica?
57:23We got her.
57:24She's running trading at TB Securities.
57:26Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:27Fired her?
57:28She's brilliant.
57:29How could she get fired?
57:30Something's off here.
57:31Let's go get her.
57:32This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in.
57:33Be the hero.
57:34Confess your feelings.
57:35You idiot.
57:36You idiot.
57:37You idiot.
57:38You idiot.
57:39What?
57:40What?
57:41What?
57:42What?
57:43What?
57:44What?
57:45What?
57:46What?
57:47What?
57:48What?
57:49What?
57:50What?
57:51What?
57:52What?
57:53What?
57:54What?
57:55What?
57:56What?
57:57I got me.
57:58How do you get my feelings?
57:59You idiot.
58:00You idiot.
58:01This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:04Seeing each other every day.
58:06I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:07Boss, snap out of it.
58:08She's in Security Tradie.
58:09Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So, we'll buy one.
58:21This office is all mine now.
58:36Broke much? Disgusting.
58:46Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
58:50Jackson fired Jessica, and no one knows who she really is.
58:55I can take advantage of this.
59:03Jessie, what do you think you're doing?