- 6/12/2025
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00:00We'll draw them deep into the valley and attack at dawn. They'll never see us coming.
00:10Living up to your family's legacy, Lieutenant. You're making your father proud.
00:20We'll draw them into pairs and blast them back into the basket.
00:25Ma'am, you really don't have to do that. That's why I'm here.
00:27I know, but I promised Ethan I'd take care of his home.
00:33You are a saint putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free. Couldn't be me.
00:38Oh, come on. She's nice sometimes.
00:42You missed a pair! These are still covered in dog shit!
00:50Sometimes? When?
00:53Today's our anniversary.
00:54You keep asking, and the answer's still the same.
01:00It's been radio silence for months, and today's gonna be the same.
01:04Today's the day!
01:05My son is coming home!
01:08Today?
01:09So he did remember.
01:12Maybe we can finally start bedding planning?
01:14Can you get started on a cake?
01:24I want to surprise Ethan.
01:26Oh, my pleasure, Mrs. Grant. You do too much.
01:29Matilda, you work for me.
01:31She hasn't married my son yet. I'm Mrs. Grant.
01:35What do you even do, anyway?
01:36You quit your job, and now you leech off my family.
01:41Leech off your family?
01:45I gave up everything when you ended up in the ICU.
01:48Oh, come off it.
01:50You're lucky to be here, and you know it.
01:52You ungrateful little bitch!
01:54Party star without me?
02:06Hey, Ethan!
02:07You're home!
02:14And you're a Green Beret.
02:17What exactly is a Green Beret?
02:19Oh, it's...
02:19He designates us as elite members of the United States Army Special Forces.
02:23Basically, we kick ass.
02:28You're feisty. I love it.
02:31Ethan, is this your friend?
02:32Yep. It's my army buddy.
02:34We're Oxy.
02:35Buddy.
02:37Huh?
02:38So, is she going to be the best man at our wedding?
02:42You really think he's had any time to think about that?
02:45While you've been safe at home, daydreaming about your cute little wedding,
02:49we've been training.
02:51Side by side.
02:52Day in and day out.
02:54Prepping against the worst of the worst on front lines of the actual war.
02:58Look, Hazel, things have changed.
03:03I've been promoted.
03:05And I need you to reflect that.
03:06Okay?
03:09Oh, look.
03:10I got you some of those.
03:14You got me some...
03:15You didn't have to get me anything.
03:17It's laundry.
03:18Couldn't do basic cam, so...
03:19Brought it for you.
03:20And it is army-issued, so, you know, very delicate.
03:24Head wash, miss.
03:26Oh, sorry.
03:27Didn't see you there, covered in all the camo.
03:30Those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning.
03:33That's not right.
03:36They should be separate.
03:37Uh...
03:38Hey.
03:43Come on.
03:44What's with that face?
03:45You love laundry.
03:47Besides, she doesn't have any sweat glands.
03:49That's true.
03:50So, you two are training together.
04:01Yes.
04:02Yes, we've been training together.
04:04Every day.
04:05We're very close.
04:06You look very strong.
04:07What changed?
04:08What an amazing young woman you are.
04:13Speaking of young women,
04:14I have been living with this one for a few months now,
04:17and I do not understand what you see in her.
04:21You done?
04:28She takes her sweet time.
04:30Honestly, I don't think she's all there.
04:35Enjoy.
04:37Ethan, you can't eat that.
04:40It's overcooked steak and empty starches.
04:43It's disgusting.
04:45You need good, nutritious food
04:46if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant.
04:49Oh, lieutenant.
04:50That sounds important.
04:53Can I see your acceptance letter?
04:55Let your mother be proud.
05:00Oh.
05:05Ethan, that's wonderful.
05:07Congratulations.
05:08You know, when I got mine, it was the...
05:10Hey.
05:10Get your hands off me.
05:12When you got yours,
05:14a GED isn't the same thing.
05:17You got yourself a funny one, huh?
05:20Look, stop embarrassing me.
05:21Okay?
05:22I'll take this away
05:23and bring back something that's healthy.
05:26Like a...
05:26Like a chicken or a salad.
05:28And a raw egg.
05:30Pre-cracked.
05:30Actually, steak is an excellent source of protein
05:35and great for training.
05:36Look, we're the professionals, okay?
05:39So just leave it to us.
05:40Sure.
05:46But which did you want first?
05:47Do you want me to remake your lunch
05:48or wash the skid marks off your tighty-whities?
05:51Can't even multitask.
05:52Look, you were such a disappointment.
05:56Maybe you're the disappointment.
06:00Ethan, what happened?
06:03You won't understand.
06:05Okay?
06:06Things have changed.
06:08I mean, I have extreme expectations on my shoulders now.
06:14Fine.
06:15I lost my appetite anyways.
06:18Let me clean up.
06:22Towel.
06:30Towel.
06:33Fine.
06:35Get out of myself.
06:38What has gotten into you lately?
06:40You have become a real laggard.
06:44Good weird choice.
06:46Ow.
06:48Have you tried one of these?
06:52I mean, they are great for exfoliating.
06:55And honey, if you're going to stand by my side,
06:57you better glow.
07:01Ethan?
07:02Hmm?
07:03Why haven't you answered any of my letters?
07:06Look, come off it, Hazel.
07:08I was in training.
07:10And I was busy.
07:12Pen pals, huh?
07:14That's cute.
07:15Come on, let's be real, bro.
07:17She's just a charity case for you, right?
07:19Because you're so nice.
07:21Look, I wish I could say that.
07:24But unfortunately, no.
07:26I mean, honestly, she just loves me too much.
07:28You know?
07:29Ethan Grant, how dare you?
07:35Ethan Grant, how dare you?
07:38I'm your fiancé.
07:40Look, Hazel.
07:42It's about time I said this, all right?
07:45Wedding's off.
07:46And honestly, it's never really on.
07:49I think that is a very smart decision, darling.
07:53After all, things have changed.
07:54You have other things to consider.
07:57Other people to consider.
08:00Hmm.
08:00You're a joke.
08:03And you know what?
08:04I'm a joke, too.
08:06I gave up my life to care for your mother.
08:10And look where it got me.
08:11I am in the United States Special Forces.
08:16I don't have time to be married, okay?
08:19And I don't have time for your bullshit.
08:22Look, Hazel.
08:23Have some self-awareness, okay?
08:27You're embarrassing.
08:29And Papa's got a network.
08:30I abandoned everything I care about for you.
08:35But I'm done embarrassing myself.
08:40It's time I live my own life again.
08:43Look, Hazel.
08:44If you just shape it up a bit,
08:48get a hobby or something, you know,
08:50then maybe I'll take you back.
09:00Hey, Super Story.
09:04So look,
09:05I know you've been stressed out,
09:06I know you've been anxious,
09:07but I'm something that,
09:10well, it might cheer you up.
09:14It's a gas mess.
09:15Don't protect against the toxic fumes while you clean.
09:17No.
09:20The only toxic fume around here is you.
09:30I'm done suffocating in this house.
09:33It's your turn to choke.
09:38Hey, Hazel.
09:46Hazel.
09:48Miss Hazel, where are you going?
09:50Don't forget about the cake.
09:51Ew, it's really waxy.
09:59You call that baking?
10:01No, that's a candle.
10:02Genius.
10:03Ew!
10:05Hey, don't be rude.
10:07I'm home now.
10:09It's a happy occasion.
10:10Mm-hmm.
10:14Fine.
10:15Happy now?
10:15Bye.
10:17Bye.
10:18Are you really just going to let her leave?
10:29Oh, please.
10:29She can't live without Ethan.
10:31She'll be back in five days, tops.
10:34About five seconds.
10:36Five, four, three, two, one.
10:43Right on time, huh?
10:48Right on time, huh?
10:51Delivery for Hazel Langston.
10:57It's for you.
10:58It's for your troubles.
11:01Wow.
11:03The richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks.
11:11It's her anniversary?
11:15Why didn't you tell me?
11:16Oh, selfish.
11:23What are you doing?
11:25It's hand wash only, Matilda.
11:27So, hey, congratulations.
11:30You ruined it.
11:33Miss Hazel was the one with the time to do that.
11:35My back can't take the standing,
11:37and my hands get too dry.
11:41Miss Hazel is an absolute godsend,
11:43helping me take care of your mother.
11:44She wouldn't have lasted this long
11:47if Miss Hazel wasn't by her side
11:49the whole time.
11:51I know.
11:51I know.
11:52I'll, um...
11:53I'll, uh...
11:54You'll what?
11:55Honestly,
11:56if Miss Hazel's not here,
11:58I don't think I can do this anymore.
11:59Oh, no.
12:00Hey, Tota, please.
12:03You don't leave me with her.
12:05I was a fucking nightmare.
12:06Oh, you're aware of that.
12:09You must understand.
12:10I quit.
12:11Fuck.
12:11Fuck.
12:11Fuck.
12:12Fuck.
12:14Hi, Mr. Grant.
12:21Yeah, your lease is up.
12:22Miss Langston said she was no longer taking care of things,
12:25so I was just wondering if you were planning to renew?
12:29My rent.
12:32We rent?
12:34Yeah, sure.
12:35Um, yeah, how much does it cost?
12:37Yeah, it's 10 grand a month.
12:3810 bans?
12:42How'd you pay that?
12:54Miss, are you sure this is the right place?
12:57I really don't want any trouble.
12:58It's fine.
13:11He's with me.
13:14Welcome home, Miss Langston.
13:16We'll draw them deep into the valley and attack at dawn.
13:27They'll never see us coming.
13:29Living up to your family's legacy, Lieutenant.
13:31You're making your father proud.
13:33We'll draw them into pairs and, uh, blast them back into the basket.
13:44Ma'am, you really don't have to do that.
13:46That's why I'm here.
13:47I know.
13:49But I promised Ethan I'd take care of his home.
13:53You are a saint putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free.
13:56Couldn't mean me.
13:57Oh, come on.
13:59She's nice sometimes.
14:02You missed a pair.
14:03These are still covered in dog shit.
14:09Sometimes?
14:11When?
14:12Today's our anniversary.
14:15You keep asking and the answer's still the same.
14:19It's been radio silence for months.
14:21Today's gonna be the same.
14:23Today's the day!
14:25My son is coming home!
14:27Today?
14:29So he did remember.
14:31Maybe we can finally start wedding planning?
14:40Can you get started on a cake?
14:43I want to surprise Ethan.
14:45Oh, my pleasure, Mrs. Grant.
14:46You do too much.
14:48Matilda, you work for me.
14:50She hasn't married my son yet.
14:52I'm Mrs. Grant.
14:54What do you even do, anyway?
14:56You quit your job and now you leech off my family.
15:01Leech off your family?
15:04I gave up everything when you ended up in the ICU.
15:07Oh, come off it.
15:09You're lucky to be here and you know it.
15:12You ungrateful little bitch.
15:13Party star without me?
15:25Hey, Ethan.
15:26You're home.
15:33And you're a Green Beret.
15:35Hey, what exactly is a Green Beret?
15:38Oh, it's what...
15:38It's what...
15:39It designates us as elite members of the United States Army Special Forces.
15:43Basically, we kick ass.
15:44You're feisty.
15:48I love it.
15:50Ethan, is this your friend?
15:52Yep.
15:52It's my army buddy.
15:53We're Oxy.
15:55Buddy.
15:56Huh?
15:57So, is she going to be the best man at our wedding?
16:01You really think he's had any time to think about that?
16:04While you've been safe at home, daydreaming about your cute little wedding, we've been training.
16:10Side by side.
16:11Day in and day out.
16:13Prepping against the worst of the worst on front lines of the actual war.
16:19Look, Hazel.
16:21Things have changed.
16:22I've been promoted.
16:24And I need you to reflect that.
16:25Okay?
16:26Oh, look.
16:29I got you some of them.
16:33You got me some?
16:34You didn't have to get me anything.
16:36It's laundry.
16:37Couldn't do basic cam, so I brought it for you.
16:40And it is army issued, so, you know, very delicate.
16:43Hand washclose.
16:45Oh, sorry.
16:47Didn't see you there, covered in all the camo.
16:49Those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning.
16:52That's not right.
16:56They should be separate.
17:00Hey.
17:02Come on.
17:03What's with that face?
17:04You love laundry.
17:06Besides, she doesn't have any sweat glands.
17:09That's true.
17:18So, you two are training together.
17:21Yes.
17:21Yes, we've been training together.
17:23Every day.
17:24We're very close.
17:25You look very strong.
17:27What change.
17:28Of course.
17:29What an amazing young woman you are.
17:32Speaking of young women, I have been living with this one for a few months now, and I do not understand what you see in her.
17:40You done?
17:43Hmm.
17:47She takes her sweet time.
17:49Honestly, I don't think she's all there.
17:51I don't think she's all there.
17:55Enjoy.
17:57Ethan, you can't eat that.
17:59It's overcooked steak and empty starches.
18:02It's disgusting.
18:04You need good, nutritious food if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant.
18:08Oh, lieutenant.
18:09That sounds important.
18:12Can I see your acceptance letter?
18:14Let your mother be proud.
18:15Ethan, that's wonderful.
18:26Congratulations.
18:28You know, when I got mine, it was the...
18:29Get your hands off it.
18:31When you got yours?
18:33A GED isn't the same thing.
18:36You got yourself a funny one, huh?
18:39Look, stop embarrassing me.
18:40Okay?
18:41Take this away.
18:43And bring back something that's healthy.
18:45Like a...
18:45Like a chicken.
18:47Or a salad.
18:48And a raw egg.
18:49Pre-cracked.
18:50Actually, steak is an excellent source of protein and great for training.
18:56Look, we're the professionals, okay?
18:59So just leave it to us.
19:04Sure.
19:05But which did you want first?
19:07Do you want me to remake your lunch or wash the skid marks off your tighty-whities?
19:10Kent, you didn't multitask.
19:13You were such a disappointment.
19:15Maybe you were the disappointment.
19:17Ethan, what happened?
19:22You won't understand.
19:24Okay?
19:25Things have changed.
19:27I mean, I have extreme expectations on my shoulders now.
19:33Fine.
19:34I lost my appetite anyways.
19:37Let me clean up.
19:47Towel.
19:49Towel.
19:52Fine.
19:54Get out of myself.
19:58What has gotten into you lately?
20:00You have become a real laggard.
20:03Good weird choice.
20:05Ow.
20:05Have you tried one of these?
20:12I mean, they are great for exfoliating.
20:14Honey, if you're going to stand by my side, you better glow.
20:20Ethan?
20:21Hmm?
20:22Why haven't you answered any of my letters?
20:25Look, come off it, Hazel.
20:27I was in training.
20:29And I was busy.
20:32Pen pals, huh?
20:33That's cute.
20:35Come on, let's be real, bro.
20:36She's just a charity case for you, right?
20:38Because you're so nice.
20:40Look, I wish I could say that.
20:43But unfortunately, no.
20:45I mean, honestly, she just loves me too much.
20:47You know?
20:47Ethan Grant, how dare you?
20:55Ethan Grant, how dare you?
20:58I'm your fiancé.
20:59Look, Hazel.
21:02It's about time I set this.
21:03All right?
21:04Wedding's off.
21:06And honestly, it's never really on.
21:09I think that is a very smart decision, darling.
21:12After all, things have changed.
21:14You have other things to consider.
21:15Other people to consider.
21:19Hmm.
21:21You're a joke.
21:22And you know what?
21:23I'm a joke, too.
21:25I gave up my life to care for your mother.
21:29And look where it got me.
21:30I am in the United States Special Forces.
21:35I don't have time to be married, okay?
21:38And I don't have time for your bullshit.
21:41Look, Hazel.
21:43Have some self-awareness, okay?
21:45You're embarrassing.
21:48And Papa's got a man at work.
21:50I abandoned everything I care about for you.
21:55But I'm done embarrassing myself.
21:59It's time I live my own life again.
22:02Look, Hazel.
22:03If you just shape it up a bit,
22:07get a hobby or something, you know,
22:09then maybe I'll take you back.
22:15Hey, Superstar.
22:23So look, I know you've been stressed out.
22:25I know you've been anxious.
22:27But I have something that...
22:29Oh, it might cheer you up.
22:33It's a gas mask.
22:34Don't protect against a toxic fuse while you're clean.
22:36No.
22:45The only toxic fume around here is you.
22:49I'm done suffocating in this house.
22:56It's your turn to choke.
22:57Hey, Hazel.
23:05Hazel.
23:07Miss Hazel, where are you going?
23:09Don't forget about the cake.
23:16Ew.
23:17It's really waxy.
23:19You call that baking?
23:20No, that's a candle.
23:21Genius.
23:23Ew!
23:23Hey, don't be rude.
23:27I'm home now.
23:28It's a happy occasion.
23:30Mm-hmm.
23:33Fine.
23:34Happy now.
23:38Bye.
23:45Are you really just going to let her leave?
23:48Oh, please.
23:48She can't live without Ethan.
23:50She'll be back in five days, tops.
23:53About five seconds.
23:55Five.
23:56Four.
23:57Three.
23:59Two.
24:00One.
24:02Right on time, huh?
24:08Right on time, huh?
24:10Delivery for Hazel Langston.
24:16It's for you.
24:17It's for your troubles.
24:20Wow.
24:22The richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks.
24:31It's her anniversary?
24:34Why didn't you tell me?
24:36Selfish.
24:43What are you doing?
24:44It's hand wash only, Matilda.
24:46So, hey, congratulations.
24:49You ruined it.
24:52Miss Hazel was the one with the time to do that.
24:54My back can't take the standing,
24:56and my hands get too dry.
25:00Miss Hazel was an absolute godsend,
25:02helping me take care of your mother.
25:05She wouldn't have lasted this long
25:06if Miss Hazel wasn't by her side the whole time.
25:09I know, I know, I'll, um, I'll, uh...
25:13You know what?
25:15Honestly, if Miss Hazel's not here,
25:17I don't think I can do this anymore.
25:19Oh, no, hey, Matilda, please.
25:21You don't leave me with her.
25:24I was a fucking nightmare.
25:25Oh, you're aware then.
25:28You must understand, I quit.
25:30Hi, Mr. Grant.
25:40Yeah, your lease is up.
25:42Miss Langston said she was no longer taking care of things,
25:44so I was just wondering if you were planning to renew?
25:48My rent?
25:51We rent?
25:53Yeah, sure, um, yeah, how much does it cost?
25:56Yeah, it's ten grand a month.
25:58Ten bans?
26:01How'd she pay that?
26:14Miss, are you sure this is the right place?
26:16I really don't want any trouble.
26:28It's fine.
26:31He's with me.
26:34Welcome home, Miss Langston.
26:43We'll draw them deep into the valley
26:45and attack at dawn.
26:47They'll never see us coming.
26:48Living up to your family's legacy, Lieutenant.
26:50You're making your father proud.
26:52We'll draw them into pairs
27:00and, uh, blast them back into the basket.
27:04Ma'am, you really don't have to do that.
27:05That's why I'm here.
27:07I know.
27:08But I promised Ethan I'd take care of his home.
27:12You are a saint putting up with this nightmare
27:14of a mother for free.
27:15Couldn't mean me.
27:17Oh, come on.
27:19She's nice sometimes.
27:20Sometimes.
27:21You missed a pair.
27:22These are still covered in dog shit.
27:28Sometimes?
27:30When?
27:32Today's our anniversary.
27:34You keep asking
27:36and the answer's still the same.
27:38It's been radio silence for months
27:40and today's gonna be the same.
27:42Today's the day!
27:44My son is coming home!
27:46Today?
27:48So he did remember.
27:50Maybe we can finally start wedding planning?
27:57Can you get started on a cake?
28:03I want to surprise Ethan.
28:04Oh, my pleasure, Mrs. Grant.
28:06You do too much.
28:07Matilda, you work for me.
28:09She hasn't married my son yet.
28:11I'm Mrs. Grant.
28:12What do you even do anyway, hmm?
28:16You quit your job
28:17and now you leech off my family.
28:20Leech off your family?
28:23I gave up everything
28:25when you ended up in the ICU.
28:27Oh, come off it.
28:28You're lucky to be here
28:30and you know it.
28:31You ungrateful little bitch!
28:32Party star without me?
28:44Hey, Ethan!
28:45You're home!
28:46Oh, my God!
28:52And you're a Green Beret.
28:54Hey, what exactly is a Green Beret?
28:57Oh, it's what...
28:58He designates us as elite members
29:00of the United States Army Special Forces.
29:02Basically, we could gas.
29:06You're feisty!
29:08I love it!
29:09Ethan, is this your friend?
29:11Yep!
29:12It's my Army buddy.
29:13We're Oxy.
29:14Buddy.
29:16Huh?
29:16So,
29:17is she gonna be the best man
29:19at our wedding?
29:21You really think
29:21he's had any time
29:22to think about that?
29:24While you've been safe at home
29:25daydreaming about
29:26your cute little wedding,
29:28we've been training
29:28side by side,
29:31day in and day out,
29:32prepping against
29:33the worst of the worst
29:34on front lines
29:35of the actual war.
29:38Look, Hazel,
29:40things have changed.
29:42I've been promoted.
29:43And I need you
29:44to reflect that.
29:45Okay?
29:47Oh, look.
29:48I got you something else.
29:52You got me something?
29:54You didn't have to get me anything.
29:55It's laundry.
29:56Couldn't do basic cam,
29:57so I brought it for you.
29:59And it is Army-issued,
30:00so, you know,
30:01very delicate.
30:02Hand washclothes.
30:04Oh, sorry.
30:06Didn't see you there,
30:07covered in all the camo.
30:08Those need to be pressed
30:10and cleaned by morning.
30:11That's not right.
30:12They should be separate.
30:17Uh...
30:17Mm-hmm.
30:20Hey.
30:21Come on.
30:22What's with that face?
30:23You love laundry.
30:25Besides,
30:26she doesn't have any sweat glands.
30:28That's true.
30:28So, you two are training together.
30:40Yes.
30:41Yes, we've been training together.
30:42Every day.
30:43We're very close.
30:44You look very strong.
30:45You're going to be protecting myself.
30:48Of course.
30:49What an amazing young woman you are.
30:51Speaking of young women,
30:53I have been living with this one
30:54for a few months now,
30:56and I do not understand
30:57what you see in her.
30:59You done?
31:07She takes her sweet time.
31:08Honestly, I don't think she's all there.
31:14Enjoy.
31:16Ethan, you can't eat that.
31:18It's overcooked steak
31:20and empty starches.
31:21It's disgusting.
31:23You need good, nutritious food
31:25if you want to be strong enough
31:26to make lieutenant.
31:27Oh, lieutenant.
31:29That sounds important.
31:31Can I see your acceptance letter?
31:33Let your mother be proud.
31:43Ethan, that's wonderful.
31:45Congratulations.
31:47You know, when I got mine,
31:48it was the...
31:49Hey.
31:50Put your hands off it.
31:51When you got yours,
31:52a GED isn't the same thing.
31:55You got yourself a funny one.
31:57Look, stop embarrassing me, okay?
32:00Take this away
32:01and bring back something that's healthy,
32:04like a chicken or a salad
32:06and a raw egg, pre-cracked.
32:10Actually, steak is an excellent source of protein
32:13and great for training.
32:15Look, we're the professionals, okay?
32:18So just leave it to us.
32:23Sure.
32:24But which did you want first?
32:26Do you want me to remake your lunch
32:27or wash the skid marks
32:28off your tighty-whities?
32:29Kent, you didn't multitask.
32:32You were such a disappointment.
32:35Maybe you're the disappointment.
32:39Ethan, what happened?
32:42You won't understand, okay?
32:44Things have changed.
32:45I mean, I have extreme expectations
32:49on my shoulders now.
32:53Fine.
32:54You lost my appetite anyways.
32:57Let me clean up.
32:57towel.
33:07Towel.
33:09Towel.
33:11Fine.
33:13Get out of myself.
33:16What has gotten into you lately?
33:19You have become a real laggard.
33:22Good word choice.
33:24Ow.
33:27Have you, uh, tried one of these?
33:31I mean, they are great for exfoliating.
33:34And honey, you're gonna stand by my side.
33:36You better glow.
33:39Ethan?
33:40Hmm?
33:42Why haven't you answered any of my letters?
33:45Look, come off it, Hazel.
33:46I was in training.
33:49And I was busy.
33:51Pen pals, huh?
33:52That's cute.
33:54Come on, let's be real, bro.
33:55She's just a charity case for you, right?
33:57Because you're so nice.
33:59Look, I wish I could say that.
34:02But unfortunately, no.
34:04I mean, honestly, she just loves me too much.
34:06You know?
34:08Ethan Grant, how dare you?
34:11Ethan Grant, how dare you?
34:17I'm your fiancé.
34:18Look, Hazel.
34:21It's about time I said this, all right?
34:23Wedding's off.
34:25And honestly, it's never really on.
34:28I think that is a very smart decision, darling.
34:31After all, things have changed.
34:33You have other things to consider.
34:35Other people to consider.
34:38Hmm.
34:39You're a joke.
34:41And you know what?
34:43I'm a joke too.
34:44I gave up my life to care for your mother.
34:48And look where it got me.
34:50I am in the United States Special Forces.
34:54I don't have time to be married, okay?
34:57And I don't have time for your bullshit.
35:00Look, Hazel.
35:02Have some self-awareness, okay?
35:05You're embarrassing.
35:07And Papa's got a network.
35:09I abandoned everything I care about for you.
35:14But I'm done embarrassing myself.
35:18It's time I live my own life again.
35:21Look, Hazel.
35:23If you just shape it up a bit,
35:26get a hobby or something, you know,
35:28then maybe I'll take you back.
35:31Hey, Superstar.
35:42So look,
35:43I know you've been stressed out,
35:44I know you've been anxious,
35:45but I have something that,
35:48oh, it might cheer you up.
35:52It's a gas mask.
35:54Don't protect against the toxic fumes while you clean.
35:56No.
36:03No.
36:04The only toxic fume around here is you.
36:07I'm done suffocating in this house.
36:15It's your turn to choke.
36:17Hey, Hazel.
36:24Hazel.
36:26Miss Hazel, where are you going?
36:29Don't forget about the cake.
36:30Ew, it's really waxy.
36:38You call that baking?
36:39No, that's a candle.
36:41Genius.
36:42Ew!
36:44Hey, don't be rude.
36:46I'm home now.
36:47It's a happy occasion.
36:49Mm-hmm.
36:52Fine.
36:53Happy now?
36:54Bye.
37:04Are you really just going to let her leave?
37:07Oh, please.
37:08She can't live without Ethan.
37:10She'll be back in five days, tops.
37:12About five seconds.
37:14Five, four, three, two, one.
37:22Right on time, huh?
37:24Uh, delivery for Hazel Langston.
37:36It's real.
37:37It's real troubles.
37:40Wow.
37:42The richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks.
37:50It's her anniversary?
37:51Why didn't you tell me?
37:55Oh, selfish.
38:02What are you doing?
38:03It's hand wash only, Matilda.
38:06So, hey, congratulations.
38:08You ruined it.
38:11Miss Hazel was the one with the time to do that.
38:13My back can't take the standing.
38:16And my hands get too dry.
38:19Miss Hazel was an absolute godsend helping me take care of your mother.
38:24She wouldn't have lasted this long if Miss Hazel wasn't by her side the whole time.
38:29I know.
38:30I know.
38:30I'll, um...
38:31I'll, uh...
38:32You know what?
38:34Honestly, if Miss Hazel's not here, I don't think I can do this anymore.
38:37Oh, no.
38:38Hey, Matilda, please.
38:40I mean, don't leave me with her.
38:43I was a fucking nightmare.
38:45Oh, you're aware then.
38:47You must understand.
38:49I quit.
38:50I quit.
38:58Hi, Mr. Grant.
39:00Yeah, your lease is up.
39:01Miss Langston said she was no longer taking care of things.
39:03So, I was just wondering if you were planning to renew?
39:08My rent?
39:10We rent?
39:13Yeah, sure.
39:14Yeah, how much does it cost?
39:16Yeah, it's ten grand a month.
39:18Ten bands?
39:21How'd you pay that?
39:22Miss, are you sure this is the right place?
39:36I really don't want any trouble.
39:49It's fine.
39:50He's with me.
39:52Welcome home, Miss Langston.
40:03We'll draw them deep into the valley and attack at dawn.
40:06They'll never see us coming.
40:08Living up to your family's legacy, Lieutenant.
40:10You're making your father proud.
40:18We'll draw them into pairs
40:19and, uh, blast them back into the basket.
40:23Ma'am, you really don't have to do that.
40:24That's why I'm here.
40:26I know.
40:27But, I promised Ethan I'd take care of his home.
40:31You are a saint putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free.
40:35Couldn't be me.
40:36Oh, come on.
40:38She's nice sometimes.
40:40You missed a pair!
40:41These are still covered in dog shit!
40:48Sometimes?
40:49When?
40:51Today's our anniversary.
40:52You keep asking, and the answer's still the same.
40:57It's been radio silence for months, and today's gonna be the same.
41:02Today's the day!
41:03My son is coming home!
41:05Today?
41:06Today, so he did remember.
41:10Maybe we can finally start wedding planning?
41:17Can you get started on a cake?
41:22I want to surprise Ethan.
41:23Oh, my pleasure, Mrs. Grant.
41:25You do too much.
41:26Matilda, you work for me.
41:29She hasn't married my son yet.
41:30I'm Mrs. Grant.
41:31What do you even do, anyway?
41:34You quit your job, and now you leech off my family.
41:39You leech off your family?
41:43I gave up everything when you ended up in the ICU.
41:46Oh, come off it.
41:48You're lucky to be here, and you know it.
41:50You ungrateful little bitch!
42:02Party star without me?
42:04Ethan!
42:04You're home!
42:12And you're a Green Beret.
42:14What exactly is a Green Beret?
42:16Oh, it's...
42:17It designates us as elite members of the United States Army Special Forces.
42:21Basically, we kick ass.
42:23You're feisty.
42:26You're feisty.
42:27I love it.
42:28Ethan, is this your friend?
42:30Yep.
42:31It's my army buddy.
42:32We're Oxy.
42:33Buddy.
42:35Huh?
42:35So, is she going to be the best man at our wedding?
42:40You really think he's had any time to think about that?
42:42While you've been safe at home, daydreaming about your cute little wedding, we've been training.
42:48Side by side.
42:50Day in and day out.
42:51Prepping against the worst of the worst on front lines of the actual war.
42:57Look, Hazel, things have changed.
43:01I've been promoted.
43:02And I need you to reflect that.
43:04Okay?
43:07Oh, look.
43:07I got you some of those.
43:08You got me some.
43:13You didn't have to get me anything.
43:15It's laundry.
43:16Couldn't do basic cam, so I brought it for you.
43:19And it is army issued, so, you know, very delicate.
43:22Hand wash clothes.
43:24Oh, sorry.
43:25Didn't see you there, covered in all the camo.
43:28Those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning.
43:30That's not right.
43:34They should be separate.
43:36Oh.
43:38Hey.
43:40Come on.
43:41What's with that face?
43:42You love laundry.
43:45Besides, she doesn't have any sweat glands.
43:47That's true.
43:57So, you two are training together.
43:59Yes.
44:00Yes, we've been training together.
44:02Every day.
44:02We're very close.
44:03You look very strong.
44:05I'm a change.
44:06I'm protecting myself.
44:07Of course.
44:08What an amazing young woman you are.
44:11Speaking of young women, I have been living with this one for a few months now, and I do not understand what you see in her.
44:18You done?
44:19She takes her sweet time.
44:28Honestly, I don't think she's all there.
44:33Enjoy.
44:34Ethan, you can't eat that.
44:36It's overcooked steak and empty starches.
44:40It's disgusting.
44:41You need good, nutritious food if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant.
44:46Oh, lieutenant.
44:48That sounds important.
44:50Can I see your acceptance letter?
44:52Let your mother be proud.
44:54Ethan, that's wonderful.
45:04Congratulations.
45:05You know, when I got mine, it was the...
45:08Cut your hands off me.
45:10When you got yours?
45:11A GED isn't the same thing.
45:13You got yourself a funny one, huh?
45:17Look, stop embarrassing me, okay?
45:20Take this away.
45:21And bring back something that's healthy.
45:23Like a chicken or a salad.
45:26And a raw egg.
45:28Pre-cracked.
45:30Actually, steak is an excellent source of protein and great for training.
45:34Look, we're the professionals, okay?
45:37So just leave to us.
45:42Sure.
45:43But which did you want first?
45:45Do you want me to remake your lunch or wash the skid marks off your tighty-whities?
45:49Can't even multitask.
45:51You were such a disappointment.
45:54Maybe you're the disappointment.
45:58Ethan, what happened?
46:01You won't understand, okay?
46:04Things have changed.
46:05I mean, I have extreme expectations on my shoulders now.
46:12Fine.
46:13I lost my appetite anyways.
46:16Let me clean up.
46:23Towel.
46:27Towel.
46:27Towel.
46:31Fine.
46:33Get out of myself.
46:33You know, what has gotten into you lately?
46:38You have become a real laggard.
46:42Good weird choice.
46:46Have you tried one of these?
46:50I mean, they are great for exfoliating.
46:53And honey, if you're going to stand by my side, you better glow.
46:56Ethan, why haven't you answered any of my letters?
47:04Look, come off it, Hazel.
47:06I was in training.
47:08And I was busy.
47:09And pals, huh?
47:12That's cute.
47:13Come on, let's be real, bro.
47:14She's just a charity case for you, right?
47:17Because you're so nice.
47:19Look, I wish I could say that.
47:21But unfortunately, no.
47:23I mean, honestly, she just loves me too much.
47:26You know?
47:27Ethan Grant, how dare you?
47:33Ethan Grant, how dare you?
47:36I'm your fiancé.
47:38Look, Hazel.
47:40It's about time I set this, all right?
47:42Wedding's off.
47:44And honestly, it's never really on.
47:47I think that is a very smart decision, darling.
47:50After all, things have changed.
47:52You have other things to consider.
47:54Other people to consider.
47:58Hmm.
47:59You're a joke.
48:01And you know what?
48:02I'm a joke, too.
48:04I gave up my life to care for your mother.
48:07And look where it got me.
48:09I am in the United States Special Forces.
48:13I don't have time to be married, okay?
48:17And I don't have time for your bullshit.
48:19Look, Hazel.
48:20I don't have some self-awareness, okay?
48:25You're embarrassing.
48:26And Papa's got a network.
48:28I abandoned everything I care about for you.
48:32But I'm done embarrassing myself.
48:38It's time I live my own life again.
48:40Look, Hazel.
48:42If you just shape it up a bit, get a hobby or something, you know?
48:48Then maybe I'll take you back.
48:50Hey, superstar.
49:00So look, I know you've been stressed out, I know you've been anxious, but I have something
49:06that, well, it might cheer you up.
49:08It's a gas mess.
49:13Don't protect against the toxic fumes while you're clean.
49:22No.
49:24The only toxic fume around here is you.
49:27I'm done suffocating in this house.
49:34It's your turn to choke.
49:41Hey, Hazel.
49:43Hazel.
49:46Miss Hazel, where are you going?
49:48Don't forget about the cake.
49:49Ew, it's really waxy.
49:57You call that baking?
49:58No, that's a candle.
50:00Genius.
50:01Ew!
50:03Hey, don't be rude.
50:05I'm home now.
50:07It's a happy occasion.
50:08Mm-hmm.
50:12Fine.
50:12Happy now?
50:16Bye.
50:19Are you really just going to let her leave?
50:26Oh, please.
50:27She can't live without Ethan.
50:29She'll be back in five days, tops.
50:32About five seconds.
50:33Five, four, three, two, one.
50:41Right on time, huh?
50:46Right on time, huh?
50:48Uh, delivery for Hazel Langston.
50:55What's for you?
50:56Yeah.
50:56Free troubles.
50:59Wow.
51:01The richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks.
51:09It's her anniversary?
51:12Why didn't you tell me?
51:14Oh, selfish.
51:15What are you doing?
51:22It's hand wash only, Matilda.
51:25So, hey, congratulations.
51:27You ruined it.
51:30Miss Hazel was the one with the time to do that.
51:33My back can't take the standing,
51:34and my hands get too dry.
51:39Miss Hazel was an absolute godsend,
51:41helping me take care of your mother.
51:43She wouldn't have lasted this long
51:45if Miss Hazel wasn't by her side the whole time.
51:48I know.
51:49I know.
51:50I'll, um...
51:51I'll, uh...
51:52You know what?
51:53Honestly,
51:54if Miss Hazel's not here,
51:55I don't think I can do this anymore.
51:57Oh, no.
51:58Hey, Matilda, please.
52:00I mean, don't...
52:00I mean, don't leave me with her.
52:02I was a fucking nightmare.
52:04Oh, you're aware, then?
52:07You must understand.
52:08I quit.
52:18Hi, Mr. Grant.
52:19Yeah, your lease is up.
52:20Miss Langston said she was no longer taking care of things,
52:23so I was just wondering if you were planning to renew?
52:27My rent.
52:29We rent?
52:30Yeah, sure.
52:33Um...
52:34Yeah, how much does it cost?
52:35Yeah, it's ten grand a month.
52:37Ten bands?
52:40How'd you pay that?
52:52Miss,
52:53are you sure this is the right place?
52:55I really don't want any trouble.
53:00It's fine.
53:09He's with me.
53:12Welcome home, Miss Langston.
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