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00:00we'll draw them deep into the valley and attack at dawn they'll never see us coming
00:09living up to your family's legacy lieutenant you're making your father proud
00:13we'll draw them into pairs and blast them back into the basket ma'am you really don't have to
00:26do that that's why I'm here I know but I promised Ethan I'd take care of his home you are a saint
00:34putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free couldn't be me oh come on she's nice sometimes
00:42you missed a pair these are still covered in dog shit sometimes when today's our anniversary
00:55you keep asking no answer still the same it's been radio silence for months today's gonna be the same
01:03today's the day my son is coming home today so he did remember maybe we can finally start wedding
01:13planning oh can you get started on a cake I want to surprise Ethan oh my pleasure Mrs. Grant you do too
01:28much Matilda you work for me she hasn't married my son yet I'm Mrs. Grant what do you even do anyway
01:36hmm you quit your job and now you leech off my family leech off your family I gave up everything
01:46when you ended up in the ICU oh come off it you're lucky to be here and you know it you ungrateful little
01:53bitch party star without me Ethan you're home
02:08and you're a green beret what exactly is a green beret oh it's he designates us as elite members of the
02:21United States Army Special Forces basically we could gas you're feisty I love it Ethan is this
02:31your friend yep it's my army buddy Roxy buddy huh so is she gonna be the best man at our wedding
02:42you really think he's had any time to think about that while you've been safe at home daydreaming
02:47about your cute little wedding we've been training side by side day in and day out prepping against
02:55the worst of the worst on front lines of the actual war look Hazel things have changed I've been promoted
03:04and I need you to reflect that okay now look I got you something
03:10you got me you didn't have to get me anything it's laundry couldn't do basic cam so brought it for
03:20you and it is army issued so you know very delicate and wash clothes oh sorry didn't see you there
03:28covered in all the camo those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning that's not right
03:33they should be separate
03:37hey come on what's with that face you love laundry besides she doesn't have any sweat glands that's true
03:50so you two are training together yes yes we've been training together every day we're very close
04:06you look very strong what changed what an amazing young woman you are speaking of young women I have
04:15been living with this one for a few months now and I do not understand what you see in her you done
04:21she takes her sweet time honestly I don't think she's all there
04:32enjoy
04:36Ethan you can't eat that it's overcooked steak and empty starches it's disgusting
04:44you need good nutritious food if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant
04:48oh lieutenant that sounds important
04:51can I see your acceptance letter let your mother be proud
04:56Ethan that's wonderful congratulations
05:07you know when I got mine
05:10take your hands off it when you got yours a GED isn't the same thing
05:16you got yourself a funny one huh
05:18look stop embarrassing me okay take this away and bring back something that's healthy
05:25like a like a chicken or a salad and a raw egg pre-cracked
05:30actually steak is an excellent source of protein and great for training
05:36look we're the professionals okay
05:38so just leave to us
05:41sure but which did you want first do you want me to remake your lunch or wash the skid marks off your
05:50tighty whities can't even multi-task you were such a disappointment maybe you're the disappointment
06:00even what happened you won't understand okay things have changed I mean I have extreme expectations on my shoulders now
06:11fine lost my appetite anyways let me clean up
06:25towel towel towel
06:32fine get myself
06:36what has gotten into you lately
06:39you have become a real laggard
06:43good weird choice
06:45have you tried one of these
06:52I mean they are great for exfoliating
06:54honey if you're going to stand by my side
06:57you better glow
06:58Ethan
07:01why haven't you answered any of my letters
07:05look come off it hazel
07:07I was in training
07:09and I was busy
07:11pen pals huh
07:14that's cute
07:15come on let's be real bro
07:16she's just a charity case for you right
07:19cause you're so nice
07:20look I wish I could say that
07:23but unfortunately no
07:25I mean honestly she just loves me too much
07:27you know
07:28Ethan Grant
07:30how dare you
07:32Ethan Grant
07:36how dare you
07:38I'm your fiance
07:39look
07:40hazel
07:42it's about time I said this
07:44alright
07:44wedding's off
07:45and honestly
07:47it's never really on
07:49I think that is a very smart decision darling
07:52after all things have changed
07:54you have other things to consider
07:56other people to consider
07:59hmm
08:00you're a joke
08:02and you know what
08:04I'm a joke too
08:05I gave up my life
08:07to care for your mother
08:09and look where it got me
08:11I am in the United States
08:13special forces
08:14I don't have time to be married
08:18okay
08:18and I don't have time for your bullshit
08:21look
08:22hazel
08:23I'm some self-awareness
08:24okay
08:26you're embarrassing
08:28and papa's got a network
08:30I abandoned
08:31I abandoned
08:31everything
08:32I care about
08:34for you
08:35but I'm done
08:37embarrassing myself
08:39it's time I live my own life again
08:42look
08:43hazel
08:43if you just
08:45shape it up a bit
08:47get a hobby or something
08:49you know
08:49then
08:51maybe I'll
08:51take you back
08:53hey superstar
09:02so look
09:04I know you've been stressed out
09:06I know you've been anxious
09:07but I have something that
09:09well it might cheer you up
09:11it's a gas mask
09:15don't protect against the toxic fumes while you clean
09:17no
09:24the only toxic fume
09:28around here is you
09:29I'm done
09:31suffocating
09:32in this house
09:33it's your turn to choke
09:38hey hazel
09:45hazel
09:46miss hazel
09:49where are you going
09:50don't forget about the cake
09:51ew
09:58it's really waxy
09:59you call that baking
10:00no that's
10:01a candle
10:02genius
10:03ew
10:04hey don't be rude
10:07I'm home now
10:08it's a happy occasion
10:10fine
10:14happy now
10:15bye
10:19are you really just gonna let her leave
10:28oh please
10:29she can't live without Ethan
10:31she'll be back in
10:32five days tops
10:34about five seconds
10:35five
10:36four
10:37three
10:39two
10:40one
10:41right on time
10:44huh
10:44right on time
10:50huh
10:50delivery for
10:52hazel langston
10:53it's for you
10:58it's for your troubles
10:59wow
11:02the richest assholes
11:04are always the cheapest
11:05sticks
11:05it's her anniversary
11:13why didn't she tell me
11:16selfish
11:17what are you doing
11:24it's hand wash
11:26it's hand wash
11:26only matilda
11:27so hey
11:28congratulations
11:29you ruined it
11:31miss hazel was the one
11:34with the time to do that
11:35my back can't take the standing
11:36and my hands get too dry
11:39miss hazel was an absolute godsend
11:43helping me take care of your mother
11:44she wouldn't have lasted this long
11:47if miss hazel wasn't by her side
11:49the whole time
11:50i know
11:51i know
11:52i'll um
11:52i'll uh
11:54you know what
11:55honestly
11:56if miss hazel's not here
11:57i don't think i can do this anymore
11:59oh no
12:00hey
12:00natura please
12:01don't leave me with her
12:04i was a fucking nightmare
12:06oh
12:07you're aware then
12:08you must understand
12:10i quit
12:11fuck
12:20hi mr grant
12:21yeah your lease is up
12:22miss langston said she was no longer taking care of things
12:25so
12:25i was just wondering if you were planning to renew
12:27my rent
12:30we rent
12:32yeah
12:34sure
12:35um
12:35yeah how much does it cost
12:37yeah it's ten grand a month
12:38ten bands
12:41how'd you pay that
12:43miss
12:55are you sure this is the right place
12:57i really don't want any trouble
12:58it's fine
13:11he's with me
13:12welcome home
13:15miss langston
13:16we'll draw them deep into the valley
13:26and attack at dawn
13:27they'll never see us coming
13:28living up to your family's legacy lieutenant
13:31you're making your father proud
13:33we'll draw them into pairs
13:41and uh
13:42blast them back into the basket
13:44ma'am you really don't have to do that
13:46that's why i'm here
13:47i know
13:48but
13:49i promised ethan i'd take care of his home
13:52you are a saint
13:54putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free
13:56could it be me
13:57oh come on
13:58oh come on
13:58she's nice
14:00sometimes
14:01you missed a pair
14:02these are still covered in dog shit
14:05sometimes
14:10when
14:11no
14:13today's our anniversary
14:14you keep asking
14:16and the answer's still the same
14:18it's been radio silence for months
14:21and today's gonna be the same
14:22today's the day
14:24my son is coming home
14:26today?
14:27so he did remember
14:30maybe we can finally start wedding planning?
14:41can you get started on a cake?
14:43i want to surprise ethan
14:45oh my pleasure
14:46mrs grant
14:46you do too much
14:47matilda
14:48you work for me
14:50she hasn't married my son yet
14:52i'm mrs grant
14:52what do you even do anyway?
14:56hmm?
14:57you quit your job
14:58and now you leech off my family
15:00leech off your family?
15:04i gave up everything
15:05when you ended up in the icu
15:07oh come off it
15:09you're lucky to be here
15:10and you know it
15:11you ungrateful little bitch
15:13party star without me?
15:25hey ethan
15:26you're home
15:27and you're a green beret
15:35what exactly is a green beret?
15:38oh it's
15:38he designates us
15:39as elite members
15:40of the united states
15:41army special forces
15:42basically we kick ass
15:44you're feisty
15:48i love it
15:49ethan is this your friend?
15:52yep
15:52it's my army buddy
15:53roxy
15:54buddy
15:55huh?
15:57so
15:58is she gonna be the best man
16:00at our wedding?
16:01you really think
16:02he's had any time
16:03to think about that?
16:04while you've been safe at home
16:06daydreaming about
16:07your cute little wedding
16:08we've been training
16:09side by side
16:11day in and day out
16:13prepping against the worst of the worst
16:15on front lines of the actual war
16:17look
16:20hazel
16:20things have changed
16:22i've been promoted
16:23and i need you to reflect that
16:25okay
16:26oh look
16:28i got you something
16:30you got me some
16:34you didn't have to get me anything
16:36it's laundry
16:37couldn't do basic cam
16:38so
16:38brought it for you
16:39and it is army issued
16:41so you know
16:42very delicate
16:43hand wash
16:43and i need you to have to get me some
16:45oh
16:46sorry
16:46didn't see you there
16:48covered in all the camo
16:49those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning
16:52that's not right
16:53they should be separate
16:57um
16:58hey
17:01come on
17:02what's with that face
17:04you love laundry
17:05besides
17:06she doesn't have any sweat glands
17:08that's true
17:09so you two are training together
17:20yes
17:21yes
17:22we've been training together
17:23every day
17:24we're very close
17:25you look very strong
17:26what change
17:27of course
17:29what an amazing young woman you are
17:31thank you
17:32speaking of young women
17:34i have been living with this one
17:35for a few months now
17:36and i do not understand
17:37what you see in her
17:38you done
17:41she takes her sweet time
17:49honestly i don't think she's all there
17:51enjoy
17:55ethan you can't eat that
17:58it's overcooked steak
18:01and empty starches
18:02it's disgusting
18:03you need good nutritious food
18:06if you want to be strong enough
18:07to make lieutenant
18:07oh lieutenant
18:09that sounds important
18:11can i see your acceptance letter
18:14let your mother be proud
18:16oh
18:19ethan that's wonderful
18:26congratulations
18:27you know when i got mine
18:29hey
18:29keep your hands off it
18:31when you got yours
18:32a ged isn't the same thing
18:35you got yourself a funny one huh
18:38look stop embarrassing me
18:40okay
18:41take this away
18:42and bring back
18:44and bring back something that's healthy
18:44like a chicken
18:46or a salad
18:47and a raw egg
18:48pre-cracked
18:50actually steak is an excellent source of protein
18:54and great for training
18:55look we're the professionals
18:56okay
18:57so just leave it to us
19:00sure
19:04but which did you want first
19:06do you want me to remake your lunch
19:08or wash the skid marks
19:09off your tidy whities
19:10can't even multitask
19:12you were such a disappointment
19:14maybe you're the disappointment
19:17maybe even what happened
19:21you won't understand
19:23okay
19:24things have changed
19:26i mean i have
19:28extreme expectations on my shoulders now
19:31fine
19:34i lost my appetite anyways
19:36let me clean up
19:38towel
19:48towel
19:50fine
19:53get out of myself
19:55what has gotten into you lately
19:59you have become
20:01a real
20:01laggard
20:03good weird choice
20:04have you uh
20:10tried one of these
20:11i mean they are great for exfoliating
20:14honey
20:15if you're gonna stand by my side
20:16you better glow
20:17ethan
20:21why haven't you answered any of my letters
20:25look come off it hazel
20:27i was in training
20:28and i was busy
20:30pen pals huh
20:33that's cute
20:34come on let's be real bro
20:36she's just a charity case for you right
20:38because you're so nice
20:39look i wish i could say that
20:42but unfortunately no
20:44i mean honestly she just loves me too much
20:47you know
20:47ethan grant
20:50how dare you
20:51ethan grant
20:56how dare you
20:57i'm your fiance
20:59look
21:00hazel
21:01it's about time i said this
21:03alright
21:03wedding's off
21:05and honestly
21:06it's never really on
21:08i think that is a very smart decision darling
21:11after all things have changed
21:13you have other things to consider
21:15other people to consider
21:18you're a joke
21:22you're a joke
21:22and you know what
21:23i'm a joke too
21:25i gave up my life
21:26to care for your mother
21:28and look where it got me
21:30i am in the united states special forces
21:33i don't have time to know you're a joke
21:35i don't have time to be married
21:37okay
21:38and i don't have time for your bullshit
21:40look hazel
21:42i'm some self-awareness
21:44okay
21:45you're embarrassing
21:47and papa's got a network
21:49i abandoned
21:51everything
21:52i care about
21:53for you
21:54but i'm done
21:56embarrassing myself
21:58it's time i live my own life again
22:01look hazel
22:03if you just
22:04shape it up a bit
22:06get a hobby or something you know
22:08then maybe i'll
22:11take you back
22:12hey superstar
22:21so look
22:23i know you've been stressed out
22:25i know you've been anxious
22:26but i have something that
22:28oh it might cheer you up
22:30it's a gas mask
22:34don't protect against the toxic fumes while you clean
22:36no
22:44the only toxic fume around here is you
22:48i'm done suffocating in this house
22:53it's your turn to choke
22:57hey hazel
23:04hazel
23:05miss hazel where are you going
23:09don't forget about the cake
23:11eww
23:17it's really waxy you call that baking
23:19no that's a candle
23:21genius
23:22eww
23:23hey don't be rude
23:26i'm home now
23:27it's a happy occasion
23:29fine
23:34happy now
23:35bye
23:38are you really just gonna let her leave
23:47oh please
23:48she can't live without ethan
23:50she'll be back in
23:51five days tops
23:53about five seconds
23:54five
23:55four
23:56three
23:58two
23:59one
24:00right on time huh
24:04right on time huh
24:09delivery for hazel langston
24:12it's for you
24:17it's for your troubles
24:18wow
24:21the richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks
24:25it's her anniversary
24:32why didn't you tell me
24:35selfish
24:37what are you doing
24:43it's hand wash only matilda
24:46so hey
24:47congratulations
24:48you ruined it
24:50miss hazel was the one with the time to do that
24:54my back can't take the standing
24:56and my hands get too dry
24:58miss hazel was an absolute godsend
25:02helping me take care of your mother
25:04she wouldn't have lasted this long
25:06if miss hazel wasn't by her side
25:08the whole time
25:09i know
25:10i know
25:11i'll um
25:12i'll uh
25:13you know what
25:14honestly
25:15if miss hazel's not here
25:17i don't think i can do this anymore
25:18oh no
25:19hey matilda please
25:20you don't leave me with her
25:23i was a fucking nightmare
25:25oh
25:26you're aware then
25:28you must understand
25:29i quit
25:30hi mr grant
25:40yeah your lease is up
25:42miss langston said she was no longer taking care of things
25:44so i was just wondering if you were planning to renew
25:47my rent
25:49we rent
25:51yeah sure um
25:55yeah how much does it cost
25:56yeah it's ten grand a month
25:58ten bands
26:00how'd you pay that
26:02miss
26:14are you sure this is the right place
26:16i really don't want any trouble
26:18it's fine
26:31he's with me
26:31welcome home
26:34miss langston
26:35we'll draw them deep into the valley
26:45and attack at dawn
26:46they'll never see us coming
26:48living up to your family's legacy lieutenant
26:50you're making your father proud
26:52we'll draw them into pairs
27:00and uh
27:01blast them back into the basket
27:03ma'am you really don't have to do that
27:05that's why i'm here
27:06i know
27:07but
27:08i promised ethan i'd take care of his home
27:11you are a saint
27:13putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free
27:15couldn't be me
27:16oh come on
27:18she's nice sometimes
27:21you missed a pair
27:22these are still covered in dog shit
27:24sometimes
27:29when
27:30today's our anniversary
27:33you keep asking
27:36and the answer's still the same
27:38it's been radio silence for months
27:40and today's gonna be the same
27:41today's the day
27:43my son is coming home
27:45today
27:47so he did remember
27:49maybe we can finally start wedding planning
27:52can you get started on a cake
28:02i want to surprise ethan
28:04oh my pleasure mrs grant
28:05you do too much
28:06matilda
28:08you work for me
28:09she hasn't married my son yet
28:11i'm mrs grant
28:12what do you even do anyway
28:15you quit your job
28:17and now you leech off my family
28:19leech off your family
28:21i gave up everything
28:25when you ended up in the icu
28:26oh come off it
28:28you're lucky to be here
28:30and you know it
28:30you ungrateful little bitch
28:32party star without me
28:44ethan
28:45you're home
28:46and you're a green beret
28:54what exactly is a green beret
28:57oh it's
28:58he designates us as elite members of the united states army special forces
29:02basically we kick ass
29:03you're feisty
29:07i love it
29:08ethan is this your friend
29:10yep
29:11it's my army buddy
29:12roxy
29:13buddy
29:14huh
29:16so
29:17is she gonna be the best man at our wedding
29:20you really think he's had any time to think about that
29:23while you've been safe at home daydreaming about your cute little wedding
29:27we've been training
29:28side by side
29:30day in and day out
29:32prepping against the worst of the worst
29:34on front lines of the actual war
29:37look
29:39hazel
29:40things have changed
29:41i've been promoted
29:42and i need you to reflect that
29:44okay
29:45oh look
29:48i got you some of those
29:49you got me some
29:54you didn't have to get me anything
29:55it's laundry
29:56couldn't do basic cam so
29:58i brought it for you
29:59and it is army issued so you know
30:01very delicate
30:02and washclose
30:03oh
30:05sorry
30:05didn't see you there
30:07covered in all the camo
30:08those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning
30:11that's not right
30:12they should be separate
30:16uh
30:17hey
30:20come on
30:22what's with that face
30:23you love laundry
30:24besides
30:26she doesn't have any sweat glands
30:27that's true
30:33so you two are training together
30:40yes
30:40yes
30:41we've been training together
30:42every day
30:43we're very close
30:44you look very strong
30:45what a chain texture
30:47of course
30:48what an amazing young woman you are
30:50speaking of young women
30:53i have been living with this one
30:54for a few months now
30:55and i do not understand
30:57what you see in her
30:58you done?
31:03she takes her sweet time
31:08honestly i don't think she's all there
31:10enjoy
31:15ethan you can't eat that
31:17it's overcooked steak and empty starches
31:21it's disgusting
31:22you need good nutritious food
31:25if you want to be strong enough
31:26to make lieutenant
31:26oh lieutenant
31:28that sounds important
31:30can i see your acceptance letter?
31:33let your mother be proud
31:35oh
31:38ethan that's wonderful
31:45congratulations
31:46you know when i got mine
31:48hey
31:48keep your hands off it
31:50when you got yours
31:52a ged isn't the same thing
31:54you got yourself a funny one huh?
31:58look stop embarrassing me
31:59okay
32:00take this away
32:01and bring back something that's healthy
32:04like a chicken
32:05or a salad
32:06and a raw egg
32:08pre-cracked
32:09actually steak is an excellent source of protein
32:13and great for training
32:14look we're the professionals
32:16okay
32:16so just leave it to us
32:19sure
32:23sure
32:24but which did you want first?
32:26do you want me to remake your lunch
32:27or wash the skid marks off your tighty whities?
32:29you can't even multitask
32:31you were such a disappointment
32:33maybe you're the disappointment
32:35maybe you're the disappointment
32:36Ethan what happened?
32:40you won't understand
32:43okay?
32:44things have changed
32:45i mean i have extreme expectations on my shoulders now
32:49fine
32:53i lost my appetite anyways
32:55so let me clean up
32:57towel
33:07towel
33:09fine
33:11get it myself
33:13what has gotten into you lately?
33:17you have become a real laggard
33:21good weird choice
33:23ow
33:24mmm
33:26have you uh
33:29tried one of these?
33:30i mean they are great for exfoliating
33:32and honey
33:33if you're gonna stand by my side
33:34you better glow
33:36Ethan?
33:39hmm
33:40why haven't you answered any of my letters?
33:43look come off it hazel
33:45i was in training
33:47and i was busy
33:49pen pals huh?
33:51that's cute
33:52come on let's be real bro
33:54she's just a charity case for you right?
33:56because you're so nice
33:57look i wish i could say that
34:00but unfortunately no
34:02i mean honestly she just loves me too much
34:04you know?
34:06Ethan grant
34:08how dare you?
34:10i'm your fiance
34:17look
34:18hazel
34:19it's about time i said this
34:21alright?
34:22wedding's off
34:23and honestly it's never really on
34:26i think that is a very smart decision darling
34:29after all things have changed
34:31you have other things to consider
34:33other people to consider
34:36hmm
34:38you're a joke
34:41and you know what?
34:42i'm a joke too
34:44i gave up my life
34:45to care for your mother
34:47and look where it got me
34:49i am in the united states special forces
34:53i don't have time to be married
34:56okay?
34:57and i don't have time for your bullshit
34:59look
35:00hazel
35:01have some self awareness
35:03okay?
35:04you're embarrassing
35:06and papa's not a man at work
35:08i abandoned everything i care about
35:12for you
35:13but i'm done embarrassing myself
35:17it's time i live my own life again
35:20look hazel
35:22if you just shape it up a bit
35:25get a hobby or something you know
35:27then maybe i'll take you back
35:31hey superstar
35:41so look
35:42i know you've been stressed out
35:44i know you've been anxious
35:45but i have something that
35:47oh it might cheer you up
35:52it's a gas mask
35:53don't protect against the toxic fumes while you clean
35:55no
36:03the only toxic fume around here is you
36:07i'm done suffocating in this house
36:11it's your turn to choke
36:16hey hazel
36:22hazel
36:24hazel
36:26miss hazel where are you going?
36:28don't forget about the cake
36:35ew
36:36it's really waxy
36:37you call that baking?
36:38no that's a candle
36:40genius
36:41ew
36:42hey don't be rude
36:44i'm home now
36:46it's a happy occasion
36:47mmhmm
36:52fine
36:53happy now
36:56bye
37:04are you really just gonna let her leave?
37:06oh please
37:07she can't live without ethan
37:08she'll be back in
37:10five days tops
37:11about five seconds
37:12mmhmm
37:13five
37:14four
37:15three
37:16two
37:17one
37:19right on time huh?
37:22right on time huh?
37:27right on time huh?
37:28uh delivery for hazel langston
37:31it's for you
37:32it's for your troubles
37:36wow
37:37the richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks
37:50it's her anniversary?
37:52why didn't she tell me?
37:54oh selfish
37:56what are you doing?
38:02it's hand wash only Matilda
38:05so hey
38:06congratulations
38:07you ruined it
38:09miss hazel was the one with the time to do that
38:13my back can't take the standing
38:15and my hands get too dry
38:19miss hazel was an absolute godsend
38:21helping me take care of your mother
38:23she wouldn't have lasted this long
38:25if miss hazel wasn't by her side
38:27the whole time
38:28i know
38:29i know
38:30i'll um
38:31i'll uh
38:32you know what?
38:33honestly
38:34if miss hazel's not here
38:35i don't think i can do this anymore
38:37oh no
38:38hey Matilda please
38:39you don't leave me with her
38:42i was a fucking nightmare
38:44oh
38:45you're aware then
38:46you must understand
38:48i quit
38:49i knew it
38:58hi mr grant
38:59yeah your lease is up
39:00miss langston said she was no longer taking care of things so i was just wondering if you were planning to renew?
39:07my rent?
39:09we rent?
39:12yeah sure um
39:13yeah how much does it cost?
39:14yeah it's ten grand a month
39:17ten bands?
39:20how'd you pay that?
39:32miss are you sure this is the right place?
39:34i really don't want any trouble
39:36it's fine use of me
39:49welcome home miss langston
39:53we'll draw them deep into the valley and attack at dawn
40:04they'll never see us coming
40:06living up to your family's legacy lieutenant
40:08you're making your father proud
40:17we'll draw them into pairs
40:18and uh
40:19blast them back into the basket
40:21ma'am you really don't have to do that
40:23that's why i'm here
40:25i know
40:26but
40:27i promised ethan i'd take care of his home
40:29you are a saint
40:31putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free
40:33couldn't be me
40:34oh come on
40:36she's nice sometimes
40:39you missed a pair
40:40these are still covered in dog shit
40:46sometimes?
40:48when?
40:49today's our anniversary
40:52you keep asking
40:54and the answer's still the same
40:56it's been radio silence for months
40:58today's gonna be the same
40:59today's the day
41:01my son is coming home
41:04today?
41:05so he did remember
41:07maybe we can finally start wedding planning
41:11can you get started on a cake? i want to surprise ethan
41:12oh my pleasure mrs grant you do too much
41:25matilda you work for me
41:27she hasn't married my son yet i'm mrs grant
41:29what do you even do anyway?
41:31hmm?
41:32you quit your job and now you leech off my family
41:35leech off your family?
41:36leech off your family?
41:39i gave up everything when you ended up in the icu
41:42oh come off it
41:44you're lucky to be here and you know it
41:49you ungrateful little bitch
42:01party star without me?
42:02Ethan you're home
42:11and you're a green beret
42:13what exactly is a green beret?
42:15oh it's what
42:16he designates us as elite members of the united states army special forces
42:21basically we kick ass
42:25you're feisty
42:26i love it
42:27Ethan is this your friend?
42:29yep
42:30it's my army buddy
42:31we're oxy
42:33buddy
42:34huh?
42:35so
42:36is she gonna be the best man at our wedding?
42:39you really think he's had any time to think about that?
42:41while you've been safe at home daydreaming about your cute little wedding
42:45we've been training
42:47side by side
42:48day in and day out
42:50prepping against the worst of the worst
42:52on front lines of the actual war
42:54look
42:57Hazel
42:58things have changed
43:00i've been promoted
43:01and i need you to reflect that
43:03okay?
43:06oh look
43:07i got you something
43:11you got me something?
43:12you didn't have to get me anything
43:13it's laundry
43:14couldn't do basic cams
43:15so
43:16i brought it for you
43:17and it is army issued
43:18so you know
43:19very delicate
43:20hand wash place
43:22oh
43:23sorry
43:24didn't see you there
43:25covered in all the camo
43:26those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning
43:29that's not right
43:33they should be separate
43:34uh
43:35hey
43:40come on
43:41what's with that face?
43:42you love laundry
43:44besides
43:45she doesn't have any sweat glands
43:46that's true
43:47that's true
43:57so you two are training together
43:58yes
43:59yes
44:00we've been training together
44:01every day
44:02we're very close
44:03you look very strong
44:05what changed
44:06of course
44:07what an amazing young woman you are
44:09thank you
44:10speaking of young women
44:11i have been living with this one for a few months now
44:14and i do not understand what you see in her
44:16you done?
44:25she takes her sweet time
44:27honestly i don't think she's all there
44:33enjoy
44:35ethan you can't eat that
44:37it's overcooked steak and empty starches
44:40it's disgusting
44:41you need good nutritious food if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant
44:45lieutenant
44:46oh lieutenant
44:47that sounds important
44:48can i see your acceptance letter?
44:51let your mother be proud
44:52oh
44:54oh
45:02ethan that's wonderful
45:04congratulations
45:05you know when i got mine
45:06hey
45:07take your hands off it
45:09when you got yours
45:10a GED isn't the same thing
45:13you got yourself a funny one huh?
45:16look stop embarrassing me
45:18okay?
45:19take this away
45:20and bring back something that's healthy
45:22like a chicken
45:24or a salad
45:25and a raw egg
45:26pre-cracked
45:27pre-cracked
45:28actually steak is an excellent source of protein
45:31and great for training
45:33look we're the professionals
45:34okay?
45:35so just leave it to us
45:37sure
45:38but which did you want first?
45:40do you want me to remake your lunch?
45:41or wash the skid marks off your tidy whities?
45:43can't even multitask
45:44you were such a disappointment
45:45maybe you're the disappointment
45:46maybe even what happened?
45:47you won't understand
45:48okay?
45:49things have changed
45:50i mean i have extreme expectations on my shoulders now
45:54fine
45:55i lost my appetite anyways
45:57let me clean up
46:26towel
46:27Tau!
46:29Fine.
46:31Get out of myself.
46:35What has gotten into you lately?
46:37You have become a real
46:39laggard.
46:41Good weird choice.
46:47Have you tried one of these?
46:49They are great for exfoliating.
46:51Arnie,
46:53if you're gonna stand by my side, you better glow.
46:57Ethan?
46:59Hmm?
47:01Why haven't you answered any of my letters?
47:03Look, come off it, Hazel.
47:05I was in training.
47:07And I was busy.
47:09Pen pals, huh?
47:11That's cute.
47:13Come on, let's be real, bro.
47:15She's just a charity case for you, right?
47:17Because you're so nice?
47:19Look, I wish I could say that.
47:21But unfortunately, no.
47:23I mean, honestly, she just loves me too much.
47:25You know?
47:27Ethan Grant, how dare you?
47:33Ethan Grant, how dare you?
47:35I'm your fiancé!
47:37Look, Hazel.
47:39It's about time I set this.
47:41Alright?
47:42Wedding's off.
47:43And honestly, it's never really on.
47:45I think that is a very smart decision, darling.
47:49After all, things have changed.
47:51You have other things to consider.
47:53Other people to consider.
47:55Hmm.
47:57You're a joke.
47:59And you know what?
48:01I'm a joke too.
48:03I gave up my life to care for your mother.
48:05And look where it got me.
48:07I am in the United States Special Forces.
48:11I don't have time to be married.
48:13Okay?
48:15And I don't have time for your bullshit.
48:17Look, Hazel.
48:19Have some self-awareness.
48:21Okay?
48:23You're embarrassing.
48:25And Papa's got a network.
48:27I've abandoned everything I care about for you.
48:31But I'm done embarrassing myself.
48:35It's time I live my own life again.
48:39Look, Hazel.
48:41If you just shape it up a bit.
48:45Get a hobby or something, you know?
48:47Then maybe I'll take you back.
48:58Hey, Superstar.
49:00So look.
49:01I know you've been stressed out.
49:03I know you've been anxious.
49:04But I'm something that...
49:06Oh, it might cheer you up.
49:11It's a gas mask.
49:12Don't protect against the toxic fumes while you clean.
49:21No.
49:23The only toxic fume around here is you.
49:27I'm done suffocating in this house.
49:34It's your turn to choke.
49:41Hey, Hazel.
49:43Hazel.
49:45Miss Hazel, where are you going?
49:47Don't forget about the cake.
49:54Ew.
49:55It's really waxy.
49:56You call that baking?
49:57No, that's a candle.
49:59Genius.
50:00Ew!
50:02Hey, don't be rude.
50:04I'm home now.
50:05It's a happy occasion.
50:06Mm-hmm.
50:11Fine.
50:12Happy now.
50:16Bye.
50:23Are you really just gonna let her leave?
50:26Oh, please.
50:27She can't live without Ethan.
50:28She'll be back in five days, tops.
50:31About five seconds.
50:32Mm.
50:33Five.
50:34Four.
50:35Three.
50:36Two.
50:38One.
50:40Right on time, huh?
50:46Right on time, huh?
50:48Uh, delivery for Hazel Langston.
50:50It's for you.
50:51It's for your troubles.
50:55Wow.
50:56The richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks.
51:09It's her anniversary?
51:12Why didn't she tell me?
51:14Selfish.
51:21What are you doing?
51:22It's hand wash only, Matilda.
51:25So, hey, congratulations.
51:27You ruined it.
51:30Miss Hazel was the one with the time to do that.
51:32My back can't take the standing,
51:35and my hands get too dry.
51:38Miss Hazel was an absolute godsend,
51:40helping me take care of your mother.
51:43She wouldn't have lasted this long
51:44if Miss Hazel wasn't by her side the whole time.
51:47I know.
51:48I know.
51:49I'll, um...
51:50I'll, uh...
51:51You know what?
51:52Honestly,
51:53if Miss Hazel's not here,
51:54I don't think I can do this anymore.
51:56Oh, no.
51:57Hey, Matilda, please.
51:59You don't.
52:00You don't leave me with her.
52:02I was a fucking nightmare.
52:03Oh, you're aware then.
52:06You must understand.
52:07I quit.
52:17Hi, Mr. Grant.
52:18Yeah, your lease is up.
52:19Miss Langston said she was no longer taking care of things,
52:22so I was just wondering if you were planning to renew?
52:26My rent?
52:28We rent?
52:31Yeah, sure.
52:32Um...
52:33Yeah, how much does it cost?
52:34Yeah, it's ten grand a month.
52:37Ten bans?
52:39How'd she pay that?
52:40Miss, are you sure this is the right place?
52:54I really don't want any trouble.
52:56It's fine. He's with me.
53:11Welcome home, Miss Langston.

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