Cohabitating Lover Full Episode
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00:00:00excuse me what are you doing i'm opening my apartment door what does it look like no that
00:00:16is my apartment i just got the keys yeah i think you're mixed up princess maybe you're in 105
00:00:24nice try i think i know what my apartment is i think you're in 105
00:00:33yeah i don't think so bye-bye now and uh good luck with whatever it is you've got going on
00:00:51case in point
00:00:51no no what the hell are you doing let go of the door assholes i am not an
00:00:56asshole this is my door it's my apartment no it is not
00:01:11can you tell her this is my apartment i checked it seems my husband made a mistake and double
00:01:18lease this apartment to both of you okay well is there another unit you could give her because
00:01:23i'm not leaving well i am not leaving unfortunately this is our last available unit well i sincerely
00:01:29hope that you can figure something else out i will pay double deposit if you let me have this place
00:01:33excuse me ma'am i'm serious you have no idea how badly i need this here take my credit card
00:01:49what what how how how well well well can i have the apartment now no no i paid the deposit and got
00:02:03approved same as you unfortunately mr rhodes did apply first oh please call me handy
00:02:09how could you be this cruel first you leave me at the altar and now you're trying to steal
00:02:21our apartment you know i really thought that you loved me are you too no no no no i don't know this
00:02:28woman i've never met her before in my life we celebrated our five-year anniversary in april
00:02:35and our first date was on the pier you won me an octopus auntie an octo what i seriously i don't
00:02:42know this woman ma'am if he says he doesn't know you i have to abide by policy and i it's just
00:02:51i'm pregnant you can't abandon me on the streets with a baby on the way
00:02:58no no no no you can't believe a word she is saying she is crazy mr rhodes if you can't reconcile
00:03:11with your poor fiance i'm going to have to call security
00:03:18since you both paid a deposit the first two months rent's covered
00:03:20okay who are you you don't recognize the girl you left at the altar really hurts andy
00:03:35okay look i had to do something today was my wedding day and i just really couldn't go through
00:03:39with it so i ran yeah i kind of gathered that my credit cards are frozen oh my bank account is
00:03:43probably turned to look it was really an emergency okay what is your name corinne car um i got carter
00:03:54okay correct you know you seem really nice and sane and all but emergency or not you just manipulated
00:04:01your way into my apartment your apartment well you did hear her right i did pay half of the rent for the
00:04:08next two months oh well how are you going to pay that when it's up you're broke i will figure it out
00:04:16okay just relax
00:04:22no don't don't do this andy look this is a this is a bad idea you don't even know her why would you feel
00:04:27buffer it makes no sense
00:04:42uh i think you lost something there magic mike
00:04:50i think you lost something there magic mike
00:04:52well on the contrary i'm making myself at home this is my apartment so i can wear or not wear whatever
00:05:01i want are you sure you can handle this arrangement you've never lived with a guy before uh you might
00:05:09i want to back down i don't want to make you uncomfortable
00:05:24rest assured despite this tempting face
00:05:29and this nice body i will be just fine the real question is whether you will be
00:05:42um what uh what's what's this book well you would know if it wasn't upside down
00:05:50i'm cleaning this one what no i wanted that room ah come on it gets the good light and everything
00:06:05it should have been faster done
00:06:06hey corinne i heard what happened so sorry no it's okay monica i mean it's probably for the best
00:06:23it was my choice after all that's good to hear so i sent your severance package to your personal email
00:06:29your work email was deactivated just take a look and sign it when you can my what your severance
00:06:35package did your dad not he's firing me oh my god corinne i'm so sorry i would love to help you but
00:06:44your dad threatened me yeah well it sounds like him no it's it's okay monica i i got an apartment
00:06:51at least there's somewhere to live well that's good how's the new place it's
00:06:57fine god my roommate he is kind of an asshole but he's fine he you're living with a guy yeah it's
00:07:06a really long story remind me to tell you about it at some point well is he hot at least
00:07:13yeah and it makes it kind of worse well you let me know if he tries anything i'll come over
00:07:17there and teach him a lesson i've got to go i'm really sorry corey i'll catch you later bye
00:07:28and just when i thought it couldn't get any worse
00:07:30i'm gonna hurry up i need to pee
00:07:51sorry what did you say it's loud in here look get out i need to pee
00:07:56yeah no just take your time it's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything
00:08:02look i have got a job interview and i've got to look my best okay
00:08:12hello what are you still doing in here i am not done with my hair
00:08:17you can go ahead i'm not gonna look are you insane i can't use the bathroom while you're in it
00:08:22wow i really didn't take you for a prude andy i guess you're just gonna have to wait a little bit
00:08:28longer i'm serious i'm gonna be late for work
00:08:32okay fine get you later
00:08:37okay get it together andy she's just your roommate
00:08:39oh my god
00:08:46well karen your experience at the carlton group speaks for itself
00:08:52and with a sharp wit like that you'll fit right in here at turntide
00:08:57where can you start i can actually start right now excellent the boss will love you he has been looking
00:09:04for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months i can introduce you wait that
00:09:11would be perfect let's go great
00:09:16come on in
00:09:20i'm a
00:09:22corinne yes the promising candidate i was telling you about
00:09:27i just interviewed her and i think she'll be a perfect fit i'll leave you guys to it
00:09:34so this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for
00:09:41well too bad you won't be getting the job
00:09:47well too bad you won't be getting the job
00:09:49wait that's not fair i had no idea that this was your ad agency okay and you cannot punish me for an
00:09:55innocent mistake well actually as it is my ad agency i can do whatever i want
00:10:01okay well then how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent if i don't have a job
00:10:05it's easy go find a job somewhere else
00:10:07leave
00:10:20oh my god
00:10:23i'm so sorry i was not looking where i was going
00:10:27oh are you reading abracus i love this book i read it in high school oh really i've never met anyone
00:10:33who's actually read it oh um miss rosenberg i didn't know you were coming in today uh please
00:10:39step into my office so we can discuss the rebranding no worries at all i was early i just met your
00:10:44very impressive associate i feel good about turn time media already you know it's so nice to see such
00:10:52bright minds here well actually uh yes thank you this is corinne she is the newest addition to our
00:10:58marketing team it's her first day it is it is yep it is it is you go wait in the break room i'll
00:11:09give you a tour in a second you better treat her nicely roads i would steal her from my company in a
00:11:14heartbeat
00:11:36hi i'm corinne i'm new to the team we saw you really put on a show out there
00:11:45do you need anything corinne oh wait are you the coffee girl you know i would really really love
00:11:49a matcha latte we only have coffee i'm afraid i'll make you some not summer thank you
00:12:00so what were your names again
00:12:01lilia welcome to turn time media
00:12:20uh mr rhodes would like to see you in his office
00:12:23what the hell happened to you i it was the coffee machine super finicky
00:12:44do you mind if i go home and change you're living out of a duffel bag do you have anything to change
00:12:49into okay here take my card go get yourself some new clothes we have a client meeting later tonight
00:13:00you can't go looking like that but no i couldn't know take it i see it as an investment in company
00:13:06talent take it corinne all right then so i'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there
00:13:15see you have fun i will bye
00:13:28what the fuck is wrong with you
00:13:50who spends ten thousand dollars in one afternoon using somebody else's money
00:14:09i'm sorry did you just say ten thousand dollars
00:14:12yes my bank called me they thought my credit card was stolen oh my god what the hell corinne i'm so
00:14:16sorry i didn't even look at the tags i just picked out things that i liked this this is how you shop
00:14:21uh at high-end luxury stores without looking at the price i mean before you ran away what were you
00:14:27look i will return everything i have the receipt okay it's it's somewhere um i promise that this will
00:14:33all be resolved by tomorrow
00:14:35i'm not happy about how this happened but don't go to the trouble it's whatever now come on we have
00:14:45to go meet with that client so chop chop whatever you're not mad i mean i was when i thought you
00:14:51were taking advantage of me but it turns out you are just completely financially irresponsible
00:14:56hey am i wrong look i can return everything okay look just forget it it's not a big deal
00:15:05it's not a big deal
00:15:07ten thousand dollars down the drain and it's just whatever
00:15:14is he like
00:15:22apologies for the delay mr keppner rush hour traffic no matter boy
00:15:29who do we have here oh corinne carter i am the new marketing associate with
00:15:34turn time media brought her along as part of the onboarding process she'll be shadowing this
00:15:38meeting if i had known you hire such magnificent specimens at your agency roads i'd have given you
00:15:47the deal right then well of course we would be honored if you would choose us but um i would hope it's for
00:15:58less superficial reasons but well i'm assuming you're joking how about i get us some drinks
00:16:09tell you what miss uh karen uh carla have a nightcap with me later and the deal is yours
00:16:19excuse me oh it's a really good deal honey it's just one night you do want to make your boss proud
00:16:28don't you
00:16:31i don't know who the you think you are and you're probably too drunk to even realize but i am not
00:16:36that kind of girl okay i don't play nice with men like you so why don't you just keep your dirty hands
00:16:41off of me you let an employee talk to a client like that do you want our business or not
00:16:53well
00:16:53you mean am i gonna let a client talk to an employee like that the answer is no you punched me you
00:17:08punched me you know who i am boy i do now let's go
00:17:23how to dust
00:17:53okay well i don't have whatever that is
00:18:06what did you do it was an accident i barely touched it it just it just fell you ruined the
00:18:27only thing i have left of my first dog on accident i am so sorry i'm going to sweep it up
00:18:35no no get out get out get out
00:18:44get out wait you can't kick me out this is my apartment too i'll make sure you get the deposit back
00:18:50leave wait i don't have my phone or wallet or anything andy look i can't go anywhere andy
00:19:07i'm sorry little guy
00:19:12no more roommates
00:19:20was she trying to clean my room
00:19:44corinne
00:19:50you
00:20:07okay i guess this is
00:20:20Well, I wonder what happened to her.
00:20:24Sleeping in the office in pajamas?
00:20:26It's a first.
00:20:27Do you think she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend?
00:20:31Tea.
00:20:32I'm just in mourning already.
00:20:35Nice pajamas.
00:20:37Just leave me alone.
00:20:44Corinne, can I see you in my office, please?
00:20:50Go home and change.
00:21:06I thought you evicted me.
00:21:08Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:21:11Don't you want to change?
00:21:20This is not a good idea.
00:21:45It's just not there yet.
00:21:47Have you guys seen Corinne yet?
00:21:47You mean since this morning?
00:21:51No.
00:21:53How unprofessional.
00:22:00Corinne!
00:22:03Corinne!
00:22:04Hey, are you okay?
00:22:22You're burning up.
00:22:45Why?
00:22:46No, you have a fever.
00:22:49Stay here.
00:22:49I'll get some medicine.
00:22:58Hey.
00:23:00Come on.
00:23:00Take this.
00:23:02Come on.
00:23:03Okay.
00:23:10How did you sleep?
00:23:13I'm sorry.
00:23:14Just let me stay.
00:23:16Okay.
00:23:16Why am I naked?
00:23:44Why am I naked?
00:23:44Um.
00:23:52Um.
00:23:53So, um.
00:23:56Relax.
00:23:57I am familiar with the human body.
00:24:00Not even have one of my own.
00:24:01But you want me to, uh, take this off so that we're even?
00:24:04Yeah, no, I've seen enough of you, thank you very much.
00:24:09Let's just pretend that this never happened, alright?
00:24:14Are you feeling better?
00:24:16I think so.
00:24:18But I'm starving.
00:24:20There's muffins on the counter.
00:24:27You got muffins.
00:24:29They were a gift from a client.
00:24:32Don't eat them all.
00:24:34Uh-huh.
00:24:40Who the hell are you?
00:24:42Who the hell are you?
00:24:44What are you doing in Andy's apartment?
00:24:46Are you the maid or something?
00:24:48Excuse you, I live here,
00:24:50and you haven't explained who you are yet.
00:24:52I'm Betty, Andy's fiancée.
00:24:58I'm Betty, Andy's fiancée.
00:25:00Uh, not my fiancée.
00:25:02Betty, just because our parents took hands on it before we were born doesn't make it real.
00:25:06Now, please, stop stalking me.
00:25:08Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me.
00:25:12Oh, damn, this apartment's even dingier than the last one.
00:25:16You ghosted her?
00:25:18Oh, that is so bad.
00:25:20You know, would you have preferred that I file a restraining order?
00:25:24Ooh, that is really bad, too.
00:25:26God, I would just cut it now.
00:25:28Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:25:30Oh, what, do you think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:25:34Well, actually, yes.
00:25:36What?
00:25:38What?
00:25:39Yes, and we are very happy.
00:25:44Well, I guess this apartment came with more than one downgrade.
00:25:47Excuse you.
00:25:48Come on, Andy.
00:25:50Stop playing hard to get.
00:25:51You know we belong together.
00:25:53No.
00:25:54Now leave before I call the police.
00:25:55You're not serious!
00:25:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:57Hey!
00:25:58I knew it was weird for the owner of an advertising agency to be in this apartment.
00:26:06How many girls are gonna be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:10Ooh.
00:26:13How many girls are gonna be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:16Shut up!
00:26:17It's none of your business!
00:26:18My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:26:23How lucky am I for the free entertainment?
00:26:26Mrs. Rhodes, it's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:38Who's your guest?
00:26:40Oh, Andrew.
00:26:41This is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:43Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:44The one and only.
00:26:47Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:26:50Melissa here will show you upstairs.
00:26:56What?
00:26:59Did I do something wrong?
00:27:01Why are you here?
00:27:02Again?
00:27:03To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:27:07Andy, Mr. Carlton can improve your standing immensely.
00:27:11Come on now.
00:27:12Mom, I have told you a million times.
00:27:14I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:17Stop meddling in my business.
00:27:19You know what?
00:27:20You are going to hear him out.
00:27:21Now, let's not keep him waiting.
00:27:22Come on now.
00:27:23What are you looking for?
00:27:25I can't seem to find the file in the Braxton project.
00:27:44You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:46Oh.
00:27:48Somebody is about to get a try on.
00:27:57Okay.
00:27:58Okay.
00:27:59Let's see.
00:28:00Let's see.
00:28:01Dad.
00:28:09Uh, four.
00:28:11As for now, but, uh, we're looking to expand in the next quarter.
00:28:14next quarter. Please. So, what brings you here today? The Carlton Group. We are very
00:28:22interested in acquiring them. Excuse me? Sorry, I, um, stubbed my toe. Please, continue. Well, like I was
00:28:37saying, I'm interested in acquiring TTM. Uh, I'm, I'm, uh, I'm flattered, Mr. Carlton, but we're not looking to be bought anytime soon. I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup, and I have plans to grow it further on my own. I, I think it's a brilliant idea. I mean, joining with the Carlton Group would give Turn Tide the much needed stability in this very competitive industry. Our identity as a young, contemporary brand
00:29:07distinguishes us in the marketplace. I'm not so sure that Turn Tide would mesh well with the Carlton Group's long-standing traditions. Well, you would have to create a new identity, of course. I mean, you're an ad agency. That's your job, right? Your younger generation just doesn't appreciate the value of an established brand. And do you really want to go into competition with us? Mr. Rhodes, I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
00:29:34Thank you for the offer, Mr. Carlton, but I have to kindly refuse. Oh, Ed, you know how this generation is. Always changing their mind and so stubborn. But, you know, they always do come around. You have daughters, don't you? What is it? Chloe and Karen, isn't it? I only have one daughter. Chloe.
00:30:04I only have one daughter. Chloe. Now, you have a big pitch coming up with the Goldfield Beer Group next week. We're also bidding on that deal. You want to make a bet to see who wins?
00:30:21How do you know about that? That was supposed to be a private pitch. I'm a Carlton, and I have eyes everywhere. If you win the Carlton deal, I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable clients.
00:30:36But if I win, you sell me your company.
00:30:43All right.
00:30:46Deal.
00:30:47I'll look forward to acquiring your company.
00:30:54Oh.
00:31:04Oh, my God. So sorry for the interruption.
00:31:12Well, I will see you later.
00:31:13No, no, no. What were you doing under my desk and in my office?
00:31:16I was just looking for a file, and I thought it would be in here.
00:31:19And then I heard you coming, and it just felt like the best idea.
00:31:24You sure it doesn't have anything to do with Ed Carlton?
00:31:30Well, look, I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago, and I thought he was going to recognize me.
00:31:35Okay, well, that's actually really funny, but I'm not really in a laughing mood.
00:31:39You heard everything that just happened.
00:31:40You're making the right choice.
00:31:43I know it's risky, but this could be your only shot to save Turntide.
00:31:50If you need any help, let me know.
00:31:57Is that how you deserve it?
00:31:58I do.
00:31:59Oh, yeah.
00:32:02Oh.
00:32:03Walk of shame?
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:06Hey, congrats, man.
00:32:16On what?
00:32:18She's a 10 for sure.
00:32:20Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:32:23If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skill set, maybe you should go find
00:32:27somewhere else to work.
00:32:29All right.
00:32:30Damn, man.
00:32:32Forget I said anything.
00:32:33Okay.
00:32:36Yeah, we can definitely do that.
00:32:44No, not a problem.
00:32:44We should be able to have it to you by tomorrow.
00:32:46I think if...
00:32:48Let me call you back.
00:32:50Bob.
00:32:51Vince.
00:32:52To what do I owe the pleasure?
00:32:55Your mother would like you at a fitting for your wedding suit.
00:32:58We're here to escort you.
00:33:00Well, that's not going to happen.
00:33:01I have a really busy schedule today, and also, I'm not getting married.
00:33:05Well, your mother is very insistent, Mr. Rhodes.
00:33:08Very.
00:33:10Didn't my dad send me?
00:33:11Well, I'm just...
00:33:13Guys.
00:33:15Hey, let's get going.
00:33:16Corinne, should we just...
00:33:17Oh!
00:33:18Oh!
00:33:18Whoa!
00:33:24You didn't need to do that.
00:33:26I have been seeing these creeps around, okay?
00:33:28Be safe.
00:33:28Get pepper spray.
00:33:29Yeah, I'll look into that.
00:33:30Oh, I think you got some on my shirt.
00:33:32Oh, it's fine.
00:33:33I'll do laundry.
00:33:35Now?
00:33:36I can do laundry.
00:33:38I think.
00:33:57Bye.
00:33:59Oh, it burns.
00:34:18It burns.
00:34:18It burns.
00:34:19It burns.
00:34:19Oh, I do not have a pet pee.
00:34:22Oh!
00:34:23Ow!
00:34:24The other nail.
00:34:41This one.
00:34:47Come on.
00:34:48No.
00:34:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:59Spoon?
00:35:00Microwave.
00:35:01No.
00:35:03No.
00:35:03No.
00:35:06Here.
00:35:10Oh.
00:35:11Okay.
00:35:13Whatever my parents were paying the mains, they need to double it.
00:35:15wax or oil?
00:35:17Oh.
00:35:19Wax or oil?
00:35:28Hmm.
00:35:29Close enough.
00:35:30Hey, did you cook and I used a recipe and the best part is I clean the floors you what
00:35:55I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and you know getting me a job and it's Saturday so I clean the floors
00:36:04Thank you, looks great in here and smells great too
00:36:09Yeah well get over here before it gets cold
00:36:16What the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:36:18Soap
00:36:20Oh and then I polish them with oil
00:36:25Olive oil
00:36:27I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil
00:36:29No, not the right kind of oil
00:36:31We are going to walk very, very slowly to the towel closet
00:36:35Yeah?
00:36:37Oh
00:36:39Okay, I have to go
00:36:41Come on, right here
00:36:43Okay, well where's your phone?
00:36:45Okay, I can't get through, I can't see it
00:36:47Wait!
00:36:49Oh my god
00:37:01Are you okay?
00:37:03Oh my god
00:37:05Oh my god
00:37:07Oh my god
00:37:09Oh my god
00:37:10Smells so good
00:37:11Smells so good
00:37:12Smells so good
00:37:13Smells really great
00:37:16I should
00:37:17A brussel truss
00:37:18Yeah, I'll go get the
00:37:19The donuts
00:37:20Yeah, yeah
00:37:21Yeah, you do that
00:37:22Okay
00:37:23Okay
00:37:28New house rule
00:37:29No more chores without supervision
00:37:31Hey, dinner was edible
00:37:33Mm-hmm
00:37:39Need a hand over there?
00:37:41No
00:37:47Ah
00:37:48I'm all powerful
00:37:49Yeah, the bruise on my ass would say otherwise
00:37:52But
00:37:53Sure
00:37:55I am really, really sorry about that
00:37:57There's
00:37:58There's a lot I need to learn
00:38:01Yeah
00:38:02There's a lot that you do know
00:38:03Yeah
00:38:04Like how to escape a wedding
00:38:06Well, I saw those heels
00:38:07That could not have been easy
00:38:13Okay
00:38:14If you could be any animal
00:38:15Which one would you be?
00:38:16I'd be like a spider monkey
00:38:18Ooh
00:38:19Okay, so which ones go?
00:38:20Each jump?
00:38:21I don't know, X
00:38:22Come on
00:38:23X
00:38:27You know, my mom
00:38:28Taught my sister and I
00:38:29How to have perfect posture
00:38:31And impeccable taste
00:38:33Actually
00:38:35But
00:38:37She didn't teach us anything useful
00:38:40Like how to cook
00:38:41Or clean
00:38:42Or live independently
00:38:44I mean, I never really liked those lessons anyway
00:38:46I was always just questioning everything
00:38:49My sister was really good at it though
00:38:51And then at some point they just stopped trying
00:38:54So you have a sister?
00:38:55Yeah
00:38:57Older
00:38:58Chloe
00:38:59Chloe
00:39:00She is the definition of golden child
00:39:06Brilliant, beautiful, and most importantly
00:39:09Obie
00:39:10Yeah, in my parents' eyes I was always the disappointing, troublemaking, younger sister
00:39:16Who was only really good for one thing
00:39:20Marriage
00:39:21And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good
00:39:26I see
00:39:28Arranged marriage
00:39:30You don't really seem that surprised
00:39:33Uh, yeah
00:39:34It, uh, happened to a friend of mine
00:39:37Oh
00:39:38Yeah
00:39:40I only met him like once before the wedding
00:39:43So weird
00:39:44Well, you know what?
00:39:45I'm glad you ran away
00:39:48Fuck
00:39:53Yeah?
00:39:54Yeah
00:39:56Okay, well I haven't really brought much peace into your life
00:39:59I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:40:02I don't pick up on things easily
00:40:04You're smart, Corinne
00:40:06Scary smart
00:40:07Sometimes
00:40:09And I think that you just need to show them
00:40:12That you can live just as good of a life
00:40:13Now, you know what? Hell
00:40:14Better
00:40:16On your own terms
00:40:18And you're not alone
00:40:23Why are you looking at me like that?
00:40:25No, I'm sorry, I just
00:40:28I just really wanna kiss you
00:40:38No
00:40:52No, no, no
00:40:55No
00:40:57Why?
00:40:59There better be something in your pocket
00:41:02What are you imagining?
00:41:03Oh God
00:41:04No
00:41:05Uh, we should do anything else.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:14Okay, yeah.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Okay, yep.
00:41:17Was I snoring?
00:41:19You know, I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:19I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:22This apartment is depressing.
00:41:24You know that?
00:41:27The only thing you own is action figures and video games.
00:41:30That is the definition of delinquency.
00:41:34Excuse me?
00:41:35Look, we've lived in this apartment long enough, okay?
00:41:37Where's the decor?
00:41:39The books?
00:41:41The books?
00:41:43I don't read books.
00:41:43It's the 21st century.
00:41:44Who owns books?
00:41:45Every sensible adult in the world?
00:41:48Well, I, uh, didn't take you for a nerd, Corey.
00:41:52Okay, this is unacceptable.
00:41:53You need to read, Andy.
00:41:55How can you be the founder of a media company if you don't read?
00:41:59I listen to podcasts.
00:42:01Gross.
00:42:03I gotta go run some errands.
00:42:04I'll be home later.
00:42:05Okay.
00:42:06You can just do whatever you want.
00:42:08Unless you're asking me for permission.
00:42:09In that case, no.
00:42:11Did you forget your keys again?
00:42:25Dan?
00:42:32Dan?
00:42:32Dan?
00:42:32Dan?
00:42:34So this is where you're spending your little vacation?
00:42:36No, no, um, this is my home.
00:42:41Home? Very funny.
00:42:43This is merely a month-long tantrum befitting of a brat who is ungrateful as you.
00:42:51Well, I like it.
00:42:52When are you coming back?
00:42:53James did not like that stunt you pulled, and you embarrassed us all when you almost cost us our connection with the Prescott's.
00:43:02Luckily, James and his parents are willing to forgive.
00:43:05How did you find me?
00:43:07Oh, please. I hired a private investigator when you ran. I've known about this place for weeks.
00:43:14You cut me off completely just so you could secretly watch me suffer?
00:43:18No. This is my life now, okay? I have worked for it. Just leave me alone.
00:43:24Cutting you off was your punishment. It was to teach you a lesson, but apparently I guess it didn't.
00:43:29You are a Carlton.
00:43:31Act like it! Your sister is nearly ready to take over as the CEO of our company, while you are wasting our name.
00:43:41The least that you can do is accept your place as a dutiful wife!
00:43:46I am not some complacent little prize for your business partners.
00:43:50You know what? My boyfriend is coming home soon, and he really doesn't like it when I'm upset.
00:43:57Boyfriend?
00:43:58What boyfriend?
00:44:00What boyfriend?
00:44:01Well, his name is Andy. And if you don't know about him, maybe you should get a new private investigator.
00:44:07Now get out!
00:44:09I regret this little girl.
00:44:11Andy? What are you doing here?
00:44:34Um, I pass by this place every day.
00:44:37You know, I just thought I'd stop in and see what all the hubbub's about.
00:44:43Aw, did my comment get to you? We thought it was so sweet!
00:44:46No. No, I'm not buying anything.
00:44:49Huh.
00:44:52No. I am. Hold this.
00:44:58Classic.
00:45:01Little women?
00:45:02Mm-hmm.
00:45:03Are they like, Tinkerbell?
00:45:04Uh, they are full-sized.
00:45:07You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:12You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:14Oh, we were just getting started.
00:45:16No kidding.
00:45:17Well, we just got a very special shipment in.
00:45:20A rare first edition of the Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson by Thomas H. Johnson.
00:45:25Which is Riley regarded as the authoritative collection of her work.
00:45:28And only for $200.
00:45:30It's an opportunity you can't miss if you're a true collector.
00:45:33Ma'am.
00:45:37Johnson's complete Emily Dickinson.
00:45:39It may be her first full collection of her work, but it is far from authoritative.
00:45:43I mean, Miller's has been regarded as the leading version among scholars for, well, years.
00:45:48And if I wanted to get a first edition Johnson, I could easily get it for $80.
00:45:51So, before you sell me an outdated and overpriced book, maybe you should just think about whether or not I'm an idiot.
00:45:58Well, then.
00:46:03So, you can't do chores, but you're a literature expert.
00:46:07Oh, it is so juicy.
00:46:16High society affairs, unrequited love, plot twists.
00:46:21Oh, it is such a fun time.
00:46:24We have so many.
00:46:27Maybe next time.
00:46:28Could you help me send a postcard?
00:46:53Who's this?
00:46:55This?
00:46:56He is...
00:46:57James Prescott.
00:46:59Karen's fiancée.
00:47:00And...
00:47:01you are?
00:47:02Andy Rhodes.
00:47:04You have a fiancée?
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:07You are not my fiancée, James, and just quit telling people that.
00:47:10Just because you left me at the altar doesn't mean we won't get married eventually.
00:47:14Oh, you're that guy.
00:47:17Man, you know, you really can't take no for an answer, huh?
00:47:21Stay out of this.
00:47:22This is between me and her.
00:47:25She can make her own decisions.
00:47:26In fact, you know, why don't we ask her, Corinne, did you change your mind?
00:47:31No.
00:47:32I didn't.
00:47:34Well, there you have it.
00:47:37No means no.
00:47:38And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:40She's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:46Okay, look, man, I don't know what you think.
00:47:47Okay, guys, we are in public.
00:47:50James, I don't even know you, okay?
00:47:51This was all of our parents' idea, and I'm sure there is a lovely girl out there for you who is not me.
00:47:56There you go.
00:48:00Bye-bye now.
00:48:01Look, I don't know who this punk thinks he is, but this isn't over.
00:48:05I wonder what your father has to say about this, Quill.
00:48:12His hair is really shiny.
00:48:13Did you get oak and my coffee?
00:48:22I'll get us.
00:48:27Oh, my goodness.
00:48:30I miss you so much.
00:48:31Ditto.
00:48:32Carlton just isn't the same without you.
00:48:34No.
00:48:35So, this is the new place, huh?
00:48:37Yeah, turn-tied media.
00:48:39Oh, my God, let me give you a tour.
00:48:40Yes.
00:48:40It's the storm cloud.
00:48:50Yeah, remember when I said I had a roommate?
00:48:52And now he's also my boss.
00:48:56But he's not a man like that.
00:48:57I wonder what happened.
00:48:59I think I might know.
00:49:01Someone published an expose on turn-tied media.
00:49:04It's all over the news.
00:49:09Oh, no.
00:49:11That's really bad.
00:49:12Yeah.
00:49:13I'd better go.
00:49:13But dinner soon?
00:49:14Okay, yes, please.
00:49:16Good luck.
00:49:18Thanks.
00:49:23That's a good start to the morning.
00:49:25I'm literally sick to my stomach right now.
00:49:31What's going on?
00:49:32Didn't you hear?
00:49:35We're the new poster child for unethical advertising.
00:49:38Apparently, there was a recall on the first product deal Andy ever did as CEO.
00:49:41Oh, shit.
00:49:43And the worst part, the Carlton group boosted the article immediately and said,
00:49:46this is what happens when you let a bunch of money-hungry Gen Zers run an ad agency.
00:49:52They've got to be behind him.
00:49:53Didn't Ed Carlton just visit the office a week ago?
00:49:55Yeah.
00:49:56Hmm.
00:49:57Can I see you all in the conference room?
00:49:59No.
00:49:59Okay.
00:50:01Okay.
00:50:02What's going to happen?
00:50:03As some of you may know, malicious headlines have been circling around Turntide.
00:50:11Most of the report is false, but we do have some evidence of an internal data leak.
00:50:17We have a mole?
00:50:21We have a mole?
00:50:23Too soon to say.
00:50:25But I will get to the bottom of this.
00:50:26Well, if you ask me, everything was fine until a certain someone was hired.
00:50:31I guess the tabloids aren't the only one throwing around baseless accusations.
00:50:37I'm just putting together two and two.
00:50:39We didn't have a leak before you were hired.
00:50:41Enough.
00:50:42I didn't call this meeting so that people could point fingers at one another.
00:50:45The Goldfield pitch is coming up, and it is our top priority to secure this deal.
00:50:49If we can win them over, who knows?
00:50:50Maybe we can regain the trust of some of our other clients.
00:50:53This pitch is life or death for Turntide.
00:50:56So I'm going to be presenting it.
00:51:01So, mind you, he's fully naked when he drags me into the shower to show me his waterbending skills.
00:51:08But it was just water dripping down his fingers.
00:51:12Yeah, I was five.
00:51:13You know, I recall having to call 911 to, uh, rescue you from a tree after your failed experiment with flying using helium balloons.
00:51:22I was levitating off the ground for a little bit.
00:51:27You know, that, that's considered flying.
00:51:29That's fair.
00:51:29He was.
00:51:30He was.
00:51:31He was.
00:51:42Shall we?
00:51:44Wait, Luke, where the hell are you guys going?
00:51:47You're enjoying your night, bro.
00:51:48What the hell is happening?
00:51:56Okay, you really have to learn how to read a room.
00:51:59Their eyes have been glued to each other all night.
00:52:02Oh.
00:52:03Uh-oh.
00:52:04Yeah, good for them.
00:52:08You're cute.
00:52:10Come on, waterbender.
00:52:12Let's go home.
00:52:15Come on.
00:52:18Well, I, for one, think Andy and Corinne would be great together.
00:52:23Mm-hmm.
00:52:24And not just because Andy introduced me to his best friend.
00:52:30Excuse me.
00:52:34Yeah, I'm really rooting for him, too.
00:52:35Just glad Corinne is doing well.
00:52:37She's been through so much in such a short time.
00:52:41But Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:42What, Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:48She got disowned by her rich family.
00:52:50They're apparently a big deal.
00:52:52They wanted her to marry some big shot, but she didn't love him.
00:52:56She's never been on her own before, so she had to learn from scratch.
00:52:59Oh, wow.
00:53:02I had no idea.
00:53:03It's pretty funny, then, how she met Andy.
00:53:10You know?
00:53:11Like, it's ironic that she ran away from one rich guy straight into the arms of another.
00:53:17Her family would be thrilled if they ever took their heads out of their asses.
00:53:22Wait.
00:53:24Andy is rich?
00:53:24Yeah, uh, haven't you heard of the Rhodes family?
00:53:33Oh, my God.
00:53:34Rhodes hotels?
00:53:35I never even put it together.
00:53:36Yeah, he went on his own a couple years ago.
00:53:39He wanted to make a name for himself, pave his own way aside from his family.
00:53:42And, uh, you and Corinne don't know anything about Andy.
00:53:48And you and Andy don't know about Corinne.
00:53:52Holy shit!
00:53:54Hey, girl.
00:54:01Okay, tell me everything.
00:54:07Baskin' in the afterglow?
00:54:10I don't kiss and tell.
00:54:11It was amazing.
00:54:12Ten out of ten.
00:54:13But before I give you details, there's something way more urgent I have to tell you.
00:54:17You're never going to guess what I heard last night.
00:54:19Uh, but, uh, you got a sec?
00:54:21Uh, yeah, sure.
00:54:23I could take a break.
00:54:24Okay, what?
00:54:25What is more important than your sex life?
00:54:28I heard one of the craziest things from Monica last night.
00:54:31Did you know Corinne comes from one of the wealthiest families in the country?
00:54:35What did you say?
00:54:37Corinne.
00:54:38Andy comes from a rich family.
00:54:40Rhodes hotels.
00:54:41What?
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:42Dude, Corinne is, or was, I guess, a Carlton.
00:54:48What would you say?
00:54:49What would you say?
00:54:49You're a Carlton.
00:55:11You're a Carlton.
00:55:13Yes.
00:55:15I'm the Carlton's youngest daughter.
00:55:17Not that they would acknowledge it.
00:55:18You're a Carlton.
00:55:19The same corporation that's been trying to buy me out and bad-mouthing me in the press.
00:55:23Are you the fucking mole?
00:55:24Is that why you showed up in this apartment in the first place?
00:55:26Do you really think that I would do that to you?
00:55:29After everything we've been through.
00:55:31You know me, Andy.
00:55:32You know that I have no loyalty to my family.
00:55:35I don't know.
00:55:36What do you mean?
00:55:36Why didn't you tell me that you come from a rich family, too?
00:55:39Sorry, how is that relevant right now?
00:55:41How is that relevant?
00:55:42You're accusing me of lying about my family, yet you did the, uh, exact same thing?
00:55:47Well, at least I have an excuse.
00:55:48What's yours?
00:55:49Were you cut off from your family, too?
00:55:51No, no, I wasn't.
00:55:52Okay, well then, why are you here?
00:55:54You don't even need to live a normal life.
00:55:56What, are you just pretending for fun?
00:55:58I am not here for fun.
00:56:00I went out on my own to prove myself.
00:56:02Everybody just expected me to join the family business, but I needed to make my own way in the world.
00:56:07Okay, well then, why didn't you just tell me that, okay?
00:56:09Why don't you trust me?
00:56:10Well, I didn't tell you because I thought that you could be a-
00:56:12Could be what?
00:56:13I thought that you could be after my money.
00:56:16I thought that you could be after my money.
00:56:20Okay, well, if that came out-
00:56:22Yeah, it fucking did!
00:56:24First I'm a traitor, and now I'm a gold digger.
00:56:26You know what?
00:56:27You are just a real class-ass dandy.
00:56:28Oh, stop deflecting!
00:56:30You heard that from Mr. Carlton that while you were snooping around in my office, no less,
00:56:34and you didn't say anything, I have every right to be angry.
00:56:37I chose freedom!
00:56:40And I lost everything because of it.
00:56:41Do you really think that I would turn around and just betray you like that?
00:56:49I opened up to you about everything, and you just turn around and throw it in my face!
00:56:54I even told you that my parents were for my sister over me!
00:56:58And you know how important it is for me to be treated as an equal, and yet you still don't do it!
00:57:02When?
00:57:03When have I not treated you as an equal?
00:57:05Do you suspect you're equal of ulterior motives, so much so that you would accuse her of being the mole?
00:57:12After living with her for weeks!
00:57:14No, it doesn't matter.
00:57:16I saw the door camera fridge.
00:57:18And Carlton was standing right here in this apartment.
00:57:20Did you feed him information then?
00:57:28He was just trying to get me to come back.
00:57:30I have seen you lie, Corinne.
00:57:33It comes as easily to you as breathing.
00:57:34Ever since you showed up in this apartment, you have caused me nothing but trouble.
00:57:38And I swear, if you're the reason that my agency is in jeopardy, I...
00:57:41Well, it sounds like you already think I'm guilty.
00:57:48So be it.
00:57:59Oh, honey.
00:58:01I'll get the ice cream.
00:58:02Come on.
00:58:04I'll get the ice cream.
00:58:08Enjoy.
00:58:09Hi, welcome.
00:58:14Corinne.
00:58:15why did you ask me here james cutting right to the chase okay well you see i haven't quite
00:58:25given up on our future nuptials wait you're going to want to hear what i have to say
00:58:31please what could you possibly say to convince me to go along with this arrangement your boy
00:58:36toys and who says yes andy i know he's part of the roads family big one not that good he's engaged
00:58:48to this woman betty kenden 25 she's a childhood sweetheart of his no no no i met her she's crazy
00:58:56they've been engaged to be married since childhood my source is correct which trust me it is the
00:59:03wedding except for me well you're wrong who's your source
00:59:07okay you know what you still haven't said what that has to do with you and i so just get to the
00:59:27point point is karen i know you love him but you can't have him he belongs to miss camden this past
00:59:35month all of it it's been fake a dream fuck you what i can offer you is real yeah what's that security
00:59:44home assurance that what you have won't disappear in an instant you will be taken care of forever
00:59:49you will never have to worry or doubt ever again take some time think about it i'll be waiting
00:59:57do you remember andy how her easter dress got so muddy that your parents had to cancel the press shoot
01:00:07that was such a fun day despite the looks on their faces
01:00:11oh gosh you know you too i made such a couple then and now
01:00:17um excuse me i need to use the restroom
01:00:22this place is just so lovely isn't it sorry i just need to send a quick message
01:00:31such a lovely evening isn't it yes
01:00:46here he is
01:00:50fuck this
01:01:02excuse me
01:01:06is he taunting me is this psychological warfare
01:01:14you know what james is right i really need to get myself out of this mess
01:01:19corinne what a coincidence i was just having dinner with andy and his mother
01:01:28would you like to join are you the one who texted me off of andy's phone
01:01:33oh did you really think andy wanted to talk things over and make up how sad
01:01:38hello there didn't expect to hear from you so soon
01:01:51you're right
01:01:52imagine that what will you do
01:01:55you know what i would like to propose toast to turntide
01:02:04and all the success that you've had andy
01:02:07i am so proud of you
01:02:10cheers
01:02:11thanks mom that means a lot
01:02:14but i didn't propose this dinner to discuss work
01:02:19i brought you here because we need to put this matter to bed
01:02:22what's that what's the matter
01:02:24betty and i's engagement
01:02:26listen mom i know you and the camdens have wanted this for my entire life
01:02:30but just because you're telling people it's going to happen doesn't make it true
01:02:34i'm a grown man now i need to make my own decisions
01:02:36andy
01:02:38you know what i'm tired of this
01:02:41i have been nothing but patient and understanding for years and all you do is reject me
01:02:47i've been waiting for you my whole life
01:02:49what does she have that i don't
01:02:52oh who is she
01:02:53she is the woman andy is living with
01:02:57andy is that true
01:02:58she's just a roommate and her name's corinne
01:03:03betty i can't marry you
01:03:04and it's not because of her it wouldn't be right
01:03:07i'm sorry
01:03:08fix it
01:03:10i'm going to call my parents
01:03:11andy
01:03:14just because you have a startup does not mean that you have life figured out
01:03:20first you turned down the carltons
01:03:22and now the camdens
01:03:23god
01:03:24what are you doing
01:03:26are you trying to run your career into the ground andy
01:03:29partnerships shouldn't be bought
01:03:32they should be earned
01:03:33and i want to marry somebody i love
01:03:35not somebody that i see business value in
01:03:37you have known betty your entire life and our family approves of her
01:03:41and you stand the risk of insulting her family the longer you put off this marriage
01:03:47do you understand
01:03:48if i can't marry somebody that i love then i'll just walk away from it all
01:03:52oh god
01:03:53how dare you
01:03:55do you really think that i had a choice in who i married
01:03:58do you want the same for your child
01:04:01you are young
01:04:03and i know what's best for you
01:04:05and this
01:04:06is
01:04:06not over
01:04:07and you will figure it out
01:04:09are you leaving
01:04:21yes
01:04:22you could just keep the rest of my stuff or
01:04:26throw it away i don't really care
01:04:28is this about the other night
01:04:29i mean can you blame me for suspecting you
01:04:31do you know what's really ironic
01:04:33you accuse me of being this big mastermind and saying all this bullshit about me
01:04:38yet you are the one with the biggest secret of all
01:04:40what the hell are you talking about
01:04:42enjoy married life
01:04:46oh what cat got your tongue now
01:04:49you know i should have known that you were a player from the very beginning
01:04:53why are you even mad we're just roommates
01:04:57what does it matter to you
01:04:59just roommates
01:05:00you know that's low even for you andy
01:05:03what
01:05:04we had moments
01:05:05the flirting
01:05:06i was here to kiss for god's sake does none of that mean anything to you
01:05:09we were drinking
01:05:10right
01:05:11got it
01:05:12where are you going
01:05:15none of your business
01:05:16oh you're going back to them aren't you
01:05:18to james
01:05:19and i'm supposed to believe you're innocent now
01:05:21i always was
01:05:22if that's the case then you're a coward
01:05:24what
01:05:25after all of the progress you've made
01:05:27the life that you built for yourself through blood sweat and tears
01:05:29you're just gonna give it all away
01:05:31take the easy way out
01:05:32you're better than that corinne
01:05:34what does it matter to you
01:05:37we're just roommates remember
01:05:39well not anymore
01:05:50hmm look who decided to show up
01:05:52you look tired
01:05:54i'm here
01:05:58thank you
01:06:04mr fincher mr thompson
01:06:09it's an honor to have you here today
01:06:11we will be presenting our pitch for goldfield beer
01:06:14as a team
01:06:15here at turntide
01:06:16we aim to pinpoint the core
01:06:18makes a product attractive to consumers
01:06:21and then elevate it into the public consciousness
01:06:23through meticulous research
01:06:25we have found that the two words most commonly associated with goldfield
01:06:29is summer
01:06:31and taste
01:06:32now accompanied with visual and auditory cues
01:06:43and that brings us to the slogan that will transform goldfield's presence in the market
01:06:48goldfield the taste of summer
01:06:55mr rosa you certainly put a lot of effort into this
01:06:59it's an impeccable presentation virtually flawless
01:07:03we can see the quality that comes out of turntide
01:07:06that may also be your greatest weakness
01:07:08on the surface the ad is perfect but
01:07:10it doesn't possess anything beyond that i mean
01:07:13the taste of summer come on what does that even mean
01:07:16i mean it's it's soulless
01:07:20basic
01:07:20and we cannot sign off on this
01:07:27and we cannot sign off on this
01:07:30well you know you'd you'd be surprised
01:07:32as i mentioned studies show that people are very receptive to summer themes
01:07:37they produce neural responses akin to nostalgia
01:07:39ads like this are almost guaranteed to bring in higher year-end profits
01:07:44it's a safe bet
01:07:46you're well aware of the advantage of this
01:07:48type of marketing mr rhodes other beer brands have been using it for decades
01:07:53yeah and we're not other beer brands i mean we didn't take the risk of coming to a new
01:07:57up-and-coming ad agency to get a boring safe pitch
01:08:03um well you know i can uh we've seen enough from you mr rhodes look i don't have to give an ultimatum but
01:08:12if you don't give us something impressive like right now we're walking please if you give us one
01:08:17more day we can put together a presentation that is equally impressive we don't want another presentation
01:08:23we want a good idea
01:08:30miss corinne carlton
01:08:32corinne carlton isn't that um
01:08:37what are you doing i could pitch
01:08:42i could pitch
01:08:46well then go ahead
01:08:47i recently had the misfortune of losing almost everything i had and although it was my choice
01:08:56it was still really hard and most people think that when you're struggling you're focused on the
01:09:01basics getting a job finding a safe place to live affording food and necessities and surviving
01:09:09and for the most part that is that's true but in the in-between moments when everything is just
01:09:15hitting you you're just looking for comfort just about everywhere you're looking for anything and
01:09:21everything that'll give you a sense of belonging that you used to have and in one of those moments
01:09:26someone gave me a gold field beer i had a really hard time opening it you know weak hands
01:09:31but i couldn't believe how something so simple could mean so much it was just a beer but
01:09:46you know this may not resonate but i keep thinking about this quote that ernest hemingway wrote
01:09:52i did not care what it was all about life you know all i wanted to know was how to live in it
01:09:58and if i found out how to live in it then you learned from what it was all about goldfield
01:10:07sun also rises you have no way of knowing this young lady but our ceo is very fond of hemingway
01:10:15if you're here right now be over the moon he'll love the idea of our ad referencing a favorite
01:10:22of the moon well i can throw together some mock-outs by the end of the week excellent we look forward
01:10:31to seeing that miss carlton you have a bright future here thank you that means a lot
01:10:52thank you mr thompson mr fincher please wait what more is there to discuss we made ourselves very
01:11:03clear i don't know if you know this but my father is neil martin okay and he's the largest supplier of
01:11:11wheat on the west coast a connection with him would be very beneficial for goldfield if you go back in
01:11:18there and tell my boss you're turning down turn tides pitch and going with the carlton group i can
01:11:23make that happen if you had done any research into our company miss martin you'd know we produce our
01:11:32own wheat goldfield started as a farm yeah and does mr rhodes know that you're trying to bribe us on behalf of
01:11:39another company how about if you do it i'll give you a night you won't forget both of you
01:11:53mr rhodes you need to control your people never in my entire career experience something so unprofessional
01:12:00is this your corporate culture absolutely not and this is no longer an employee of turn tide my
01:12:07sincerest apologies to both of you and we will make up for this violation tenfold if you can come through
01:12:13like your all-star associate promised maybe we can forget about this thank you
01:12:24mr rhodes what the were you thinking i've worked my ass off for this company i was here when it was
01:12:33nothing i should have been made a partner ages ago but you never even considered it ed carlton
01:12:39offered me an executive role just for doing a small favor so you betrayed us put the entire agency
01:12:46in jeopardy if corinne hadn't saved us back there please i could have done the same thing pack your things
01:12:53you're fired
01:13:13so
01:13:19it's not one word not one gesture of yours shall i could i ever forget
01:13:50he read it
01:14:00mr carlton figured you would uh show up at some point come to hand over your clients to me
01:14:07enjoy them while you have them because i'm sure they'll come crawling back soon
01:14:11do you know who won the deal for us corinne your daughter seems like you lost your biggest asset when
01:14:18you cut her off from the family corinne how i have a deal for you what i will give you back these
01:14:27clients but you have to give up something else then that would be corinne relinquish your control and
01:14:34let her live her own life on her own terms stay out of her life for good
01:14:39they out of her life for good deal
01:14:45let's go
01:14:55Betty, we need to talk about the wedding.
01:15:03Hey, Melissa, have you seen Andy? I just really need to talk to him.
01:15:07No, he's not in yet. But did you hear what happened?
01:15:10No, what happened? Andy fired Lillia.
01:15:13Apparently she's the Carlton mole.
01:15:16It got really intense, so he sent her packing.
01:15:20It was epic.
01:15:22But he's also super hot.
01:15:23Hey, what? Wait, how did I miss this?
01:15:27You were still in the meeting room.
01:15:29I was the only witness. Perks of being HR.
01:15:33Okay, do you know where he is?
01:15:34That's the craziest part. He is at the courthouse downtown.
01:15:38What?
01:15:39He's getting married.
01:15:53Andy?
01:15:54Andy?
01:15:58I'm so sorry. I thought, um...
01:16:03Corinne.
01:16:09Someone told me that you were at the courthouse.
01:16:11Are you here to heroically stop my Irene's marriage?
01:16:16Okay, well, you don't belong with Betty, okay? You just don't.
01:16:19You've worked so hard, and you deserve to be with somebody that loves you.
01:16:22Like, everything about you.
01:16:23Well, maybe Betty does, but you know what? I really don't think so.
01:16:25She's kind of a bitch.
01:16:27Sorry, I'm getting kind of sidetracked.
01:16:29Do not laugh at me, okay? I am trying to give a speech.
01:16:35You, um...
01:16:37You deserve to pick your own path.
01:16:40Whatever that is.
01:16:41And, you know, I've always kind of really admired that about you.
01:16:45Don't go through with it.
01:16:46If I can call off my wedding, then so can you.
01:16:49Are you done?
01:16:51Yes.
01:16:52I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:56I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:59Hey, Betty.
01:17:02Can we talk about the marriage?
01:17:04Andy, can't you just be happy with me?
01:17:06Our mothers are so intent on the marriage,
01:17:08they've decided to forego the wedding altogether
01:17:10and just get it over with in a courthouse.
01:17:12Isn't that enough for you?
01:17:14You need to stand up to them with me.
01:17:16This whole time, you've been perfectly obedient.
01:17:17This will not be over until you say no to.
01:17:20It's not just obedience, Andy.
01:17:22I've loved you since we were kids.
01:17:25You don't love me.
01:17:26You don't even know what love is.
01:17:27I was never going to marry Betty contrary to popular belief.
01:17:32Oh, just like I was never the mole contrary to popular belief.
01:17:36So, is this where I get to say I told you so?
01:17:39I may or may not have made some assumptions.
01:17:42Understatement of the year.
01:17:43And reacted without solid evidence.
01:17:47I'm sorry for not trusting you, Corey.
01:17:50Nothing that I said to you was true.
01:17:51You haven't made my life any worse.
01:17:53In fact, you have made it a hell of a lot better.
01:17:58We can call it even.
01:17:59Sure.
01:18:05So, what is Mr. Rose going to do now?
01:18:10Well, I actually have a very busy evening moving my roommate in.
01:18:15Oh.
01:18:16It's going to be a workout, too.
01:18:18She has a shit ton of books.
01:18:21But I love her anyways.
01:18:23No question.
01:18:24Could have been me at the altar.
01:18:26Would you have ran?
01:18:26Well, we'll just have to see.
01:18:29I'm going to need some insurance.
01:18:31Oh, shut up and kiss me.