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00:00:00I need this girl to be classy.
00:00:03Most importantly, she needs to be educated.
00:00:05She needs to be able to hold a conversation
00:00:07and not embarrass herself in front of a crowd.
00:00:10Do you have a girl like that for me?
00:00:12Mr. Reed, I can find you any girl you need.
00:00:16For the right price.
00:00:19Of course. How much?
00:00:23So let me get this straight.
00:00:25You need a girl who can fake marry you for one year,
00:00:28move into your mansion and play wife,
00:00:30and on top of all that, give you a baby.
00:00:32Correct. No love, no sex, no strings attached.
00:00:36No sex. So the baby...
00:00:39Absolutely no sex.
00:00:41The last thing I need is for things to get messy.
00:00:43The baby's gonna be artificially dumb.
00:00:48$500,000.
00:00:51For that price, I should just go get a real wife.
00:00:54What?
00:00:55You're paying for a premium product, Mr. Reed.
00:00:58I mean, the girl's going to be carrying your baby for nine months
00:01:01when you count up the hourly wage.
00:01:03I'm sure you pay your lawyers more than that.
00:01:09Hi. Where did she start?
00:01:12I will find you the perfect girl in 48 hours, Mr. Reed,
00:01:16and deliver her right to your doorstep.
00:01:18Deal.
00:01:22Pleasure doing business.
00:01:28Go away, Amelia.
00:01:29I told you I'm not doing the clinical trial.
00:01:32Why the hell not?
00:01:34Dr. Soroyan said this is your best shot at getting better.
00:01:37Because it's $300,000,
00:01:39and we don't have that kind of money.
00:01:41And I'm sick of living in the stupid hospital.
00:01:43You don't need to worry about the money.
00:01:46You just focus on getting better, okay?
00:01:48Well, it's not up to you.
00:01:50It's my body, and I refuse.
00:01:53Excuse me, it is up to me.
00:01:56I'm your older sister, and you're getting the treatment.
00:01:58You're not even my real sister.
00:02:00You were adopted.
00:02:04Abby!
00:02:05How can you say that?
00:02:10Blood or no blood, I'm your sister.
00:02:13For life.
00:02:27I can't keep dragging you down, Amelia.
00:02:30After Mom and Dad died, you dropped out of college to take care of me.
00:02:33You sold the house to pay for my medical treatments.
00:02:37You gave up everything for me.
00:02:40Just stop.
00:02:43Go and live your life.
00:02:46You are my life, Abby.
00:02:51Hi, this is Amelia Hart calling.
00:02:54About your offer.
00:02:58I'll take it.
00:02:59No, no, no.
00:03:00I never said anything about a fake marriage and a baby.
00:03:04You think your virginity alone is worth 300 grand?
00:03:07What is your pussy made of gold?
00:03:09Look, Amelia.
00:03:12You're a beautiful girl.
00:03:15And I'm sure you're smart too.
00:03:18But if you want to make $300,000, Nathan Reed is your only option.
00:03:22The fake marriage I can deal with.
00:03:26But a baby?
00:03:28That's a living, breathing human being.
00:03:31Do you want to save your sister or not?
00:03:33Because from where I stand, your sister is also a living, breathing human being.
00:03:38You asked me for $300,000, Amelia?
00:03:44I'm giving that to you.
00:03:46What's it gonna be?
00:03:47Wait.
00:03:48Timmy again?
00:03:49You're gonna fake marry someone and give them a baby?
00:04:03wait to me again you're gonna fake marry someone and give them a baby yeah i know crazy
00:04:18what is happening but you're not fucking him madam x said sex is not part of the contract
00:04:24so okay so either he's gay and you're a beard wife or there's something wrong with his dick
00:04:30ed maybe thanks sophie for making me feel so much better so do you have a name who are you marrying
00:04:37yeah i think his name is nathan reed shut up nathan reed the nathan fucking reed
00:04:44do you know him or something nathan reed forbes 30 under 30 richest man in la hello oh my god
00:05:00holy fuck nathan reed yeah okay i get it i get your point amelia turn around nathan reed is here
00:05:12oh damn haughty alert you see those two girls over there that is a 10 out of a 10 you still act
00:05:22like you're in a pride house hey hey don't be a hater i'm gonna go ask them to join us you go wait for
00:05:26come on let's go before they see us hurry hurry it's too late ladies can i buy you two a drink
00:05:38my name is jake adams i'm the owner of this club i'm following a little party for my friend in the
00:05:43vip lounge would love for you two beautiful ladies to join us actually we were just heading out right
00:05:51why not sounds like fun he obviously doesn't know who you are yet it's a perfect chance to get to
00:05:56know him a bit lead the way perfect
00:06:00hey everyone so welcome to your friend oh i didn't get names i'm sophie and this is my friend
00:06:13abigail you can just call me abby
00:06:15all right since we have new friends let me give a little recap we are here tonight to celebrate
00:06:29our good friend nathan reed finally getting hitched
00:06:33he doesn't seem to recognize me at all madamex probably never showed him a photo of me
00:06:42guys seriously though there really isn't much to celebrate i still can't believe it i've known
00:06:48you for like 10 years and now you're getting married suddenly i'm guessing this has something
00:06:53to do with that grandpa years uh yeah duty calls it sounds like his grandpa is forcing him to get
00:06:59married let's drink to that
00:07:01come on you can't be in here this is a private event it'll only be a minute i thought i saw you come
00:07:11in what here to drink your problems away what problems would that be well a little birdie told
00:07:17me that somebody got fired from their own company and that someone is you you was really suck at your
00:07:23job to get fired by your own grandfather who is that that's alexander dumas nathan's biggest
00:07:30competitor they're both bidding for the real short plaza project in silicon valley now that you're
00:07:35no longer ceo reed enterprise do you really think that you stand a chance against me for if you want
00:07:40to talk business talk to my secretary and make a meeting but if you're here to measure dicks
00:07:45i suggest you grow a pair of balls first
00:07:47wait who are you
00:07:51you you i'm sorry what's your name my name is none of your business
00:08:02you look just like someone i knew we've never met i remember a bully like you
00:08:08ah heard that get out dumbass nobody wants you here come on
00:08:13do you know alexander dumas no i've never even heard of him that's strange i've never seen him
00:08:28that rattle before can you stop letting the dumbass in here jake oh they paid me a shit ton of money
00:08:35i know you got beef with the dumas clan but let me make some cash how did i get stuck with you as a
00:08:40friend
00:08:41yeah sorry for the late call mr reed your order was so rushed that i didn't get a chance to send you the
00:08:55confirmation photo her name is amelia hart i just texted you her info
00:08:59should i say something to him when he gets back hi i'm your future contract wife oh god that
00:09:18sounds so dumb wait i should just leave and then pretend i didn't know it was going to be him either
00:09:24sophie yeah amelia wait her name's abby oh yeah i just get to call her by her middle name sometimes
00:09:33i think we should leave like now all right guys party's over what what's barely 10 30
00:09:41something happened hey kevin get the girls home safely actually i think we're just gonna uber
00:09:47oh not you you're coming with me amelia hart fuck he looks so pissed
00:09:54wait where are we going hey if there's something you want to say to me just say it right here
00:10:04why didn't you say something you knew it was me the entire time or else you wouldn't have lied about
00:10:09your name i'm sorry it was such a coincidence to see you here i just didn't know how to react
00:10:15i wanted to see what you were like before officially meeting so you can get more of my
00:10:19money what yeah i know all about girls like you trust me i've seen plenty in my lifetime
00:10:26you want some advice stay in your lane do what you're told and get paid that's it because trust
00:10:33me if you try to get anything more out of this arrangement you won't like the outcome
00:10:38you won't like the outcome
00:10:44girls like me what do you know about girls like me you think i'm some gold digger who sells her body
00:10:52for money you know what yeah you're right i'm dirt poor unlike you i can't blow three grand on a
00:11:00bottle of champagne or drive a fancy car that costs more than a house my sister the only family i have
00:11:08left has cancer and i need money to save her life you think i'd marry a stranger and give him a baby if
00:11:14i wasn't in a desperate situation
00:11:16not everyone is like you mr reed i'm born into privilege some of us live in hell and have to
00:11:25sell our souls just to survive wait wait wait i'm sorry i lost my temper
00:11:40let me at least drive you home no thank you i'll manage please
00:11:46i mean
00:11:55thanks for the ride
00:12:02you're welcome
00:12:10look go pack your things and get ready i'll be back first thing tomorrow morning and we can move on to the next phase of the plan
00:12:16there will be phases yes there's a lot of stuff that needs to happen before we get to the
00:12:22the baby
00:12:49where are you bella
00:12:51that girl looks just like mother
00:13:00jesse i need a favor
00:13:03there was a girl with nathan reed tonight at club sapphire
00:13:06i need you to find out who she is
00:13:08i think that she might be
00:13:11my sister
00:13:13welcome to your new home
00:13:28holy guacamole
00:13:30come on i'll take you to your room
00:13:32i'll take you to your room
00:13:35oh let me help you with that
00:13:36oh no that's that's okay
00:13:38it's not that heavy
00:13:39amelia
00:13:42amelia
00:13:43you're going to be playing my wife
00:13:45if you keep acting like a deer in headlights every time who's gonna believe you
00:13:48who's gonna believe you
00:13:49i'm doing this for my sister
00:13:51but gosh he's so hot
00:13:55hot
00:14:02calm down amelia
00:14:07amelia
00:14:08this is just a job
00:14:14is everything you're liking
00:14:18it's perfect
00:14:21then i'll leave you settle in
00:14:25meet me downstairs in like 20 minutes
00:14:27we need to go over exactly what we're gonna do
00:14:41so those are pretty much the three phases
00:14:44any questions
00:14:45okay so phase one
00:14:47introduce me to your grandfather as your girlfriend
00:14:49yes that happens this saturday
00:14:51that's actually the most important one because
00:14:53he's gonna really need to buy it
00:14:55okay uh phase two we go get married after a month
00:14:58yep and we tell him it's because you got pregnant
00:15:01and then getting you pregnant is phase three
00:15:04gosh i think i need a drink
00:15:10wait you never explained to me why he's doing this in the first place
00:15:14it seems really over the top
00:15:16you're firing me
00:15:29good morning to you too
00:15:31did you want some coffee
00:15:32can you stop joking around
00:15:33you know i'm right in the middle of a bid for the real shorts plaza project
00:15:37what's that a joke about
00:15:40you're fired nathan
00:15:41you can't fire me
00:15:43you of all people know how important this project is
00:15:46last time i checked
00:15:48i was still president of re-enterprise
00:15:50until you get married to produce an heir
00:15:52you are relieved of your ceo duties
00:15:55that is final
00:15:57um to be honest i actually don't know either
00:16:01he's just been talking a lot about me getting married settling down
00:16:05having kids
00:16:09he looks really intense
00:16:11oh shit
00:16:13what's wrong
00:16:14the only one person that has a garage door key
00:16:16it's my fucking grandpa
00:16:18hurry
00:16:23oh my god
00:16:24wait god
00:16:25who called me jesus
00:16:26we got you
00:16:27we got you
00:16:28we got you
00:16:41naked
00:16:44oh my gosh
00:16:46babe
00:16:47is this your grandfather that you told me so much about
00:16:49grandpa
00:16:50you didn't tell me you were coming over today
00:16:52who's this young lady
00:16:53this is amelia
00:16:55my girlfriend
00:17:07you never told me you had a girlfriend
00:17:09well i was gonna tell you grandpa but it
00:17:11this all actually happened pretty recent
00:17:13i just didn't get a chance that's all
00:17:15so
00:17:16miss uh...
00:17:17hart
00:17:18amelia hart
00:17:19but you can just call me amelia
00:17:20all right
00:17:21amelia
00:17:22how long have you known my grandson
00:17:24what did you guys meet
00:17:25when did you two start dating i want to hear all about
00:17:28grandpa
00:17:29can you please not scare away my girlfriend
00:17:31she was a little hard to get
00:17:33oh i'm sure amelia wouldn't be scared away by a friendly little chat with an old man
00:17:38right sweetheart
00:17:40right sweetheart
00:17:41oh fuck fuck fuck
00:17:44if his grandpa sees through a little act i can kiss the money goodbye
00:17:48it's only been a couple months actually um we've already met
00:17:51we've already met
00:17:53it was uh we met back in college
00:17:55in our
00:17:56academic class
00:17:58we're totally unprepared
00:18:00the longer nathan's grandpa stays here the more dangerous it gets
00:18:03we just reconnected recently
00:18:05oh
00:18:06so you went to yale with nathan
00:18:08that's impressive
00:18:09i happen to know all the deans at yale
00:18:12who was your dean of the yale
00:18:15who was your dean of the yale
00:18:17who was your dean of the yale
00:18:20grandpa
00:18:21why are you gonna let your girlfriend speak for herself
00:18:24i've taught you better than to interrupt the lady
00:18:27the truth is
00:18:32i don't know who the dean is because i never went to yale
00:18:39nathan
00:18:40what's the meaning of this
00:18:42i'm sorry
00:18:43nathan probably just wanted to impress you because he thought that you might not like me
00:18:48because i'm just a normal girl from a normal working class family no pedigree no family fortune
00:18:56nathan how could you think that
00:18:59have i ever cared about any of that
00:19:00i actually met nathan at a club
00:19:03maybe you've heard of it club sapphire
00:19:05oh jake's club
00:19:07yes yes audrey and kevin invited me that's how we met
00:19:10well those two are still together
00:19:12i thought they broke up
00:19:14gosh no
00:19:15those two are getting married for sure
00:19:16oh yeah
00:19:18oh this is great
00:19:20finally my grandson's in a serious relationship
00:19:23he never brought a girl home before
00:19:25i've got to go get a glass of wine
00:19:27yeah
00:19:28we should celebrate
00:19:29oh my god i say
00:19:31the best lies are often half-truths
00:19:33oh
00:19:35my old bones are aching
00:19:37emilia would you be a sweetheart and go grab me the wine
00:19:40surely you know where to find it
00:19:42no
00:19:43no
00:19:44no
00:19:45on it
00:19:46yeah
00:19:47where the fuck is the wine
00:19:57i don't know
00:19:59how would i know i just got here
00:20:02here
00:20:03here
00:20:04here
00:20:08your hand
00:20:09oh
00:20:10fuck it
00:20:16ow
00:20:20nathan
00:20:21help
00:20:22i mean what's wrong
00:20:23blood
00:20:24i can't stand the sight of blood
00:20:26is everything all right
00:20:28babe
00:20:29babe
00:20:30babe
00:20:31you can wake up now grandpa's gone
00:20:33come on
00:20:35come on
00:20:36come on
00:20:37come on
00:20:38come on
00:20:39come on
00:20:40come on
00:20:41come on
00:20:42come on
00:20:43come on
00:20:44you can wake up now grandpa's gone
00:20:46come on
00:20:47come on
00:20:48come on
00:20:49come on
00:20:50come on
00:20:51come on
00:20:53you can wake up now grandpa's gone
00:20:59come on
00:21:03but seriously we need to disinfect that finger
00:21:06oh it's okay it's just a tiny cut
00:21:09that's pretty cool
00:21:10it's gonna stink okay
00:21:14okay
00:21:15okay
00:21:16maybe you should have thought twice before you went off and cut yourself
00:21:23well what was i supposed to do he was gonna see right through us
00:21:27i had to fake a way out of that somehow
00:21:28you know your grandpa's actually really sweet
00:21:33that's because you haven't seen him in a boardroom
00:21:36he's a viper
00:21:38i can tell he really loves you
00:21:41well he's all got left
00:21:43my grandma she died when my dad was super young
00:21:46and then both my parents died in a plane crash
00:21:50he was the only one left to raise me
00:21:52he was the only one left to raise me
00:21:57i know how you feel
00:22:02the only family i have left is my sister
00:22:12anyway
00:22:12enough sad talk
00:22:14we're already ahead of schedule now that we've met your grandpa
00:22:17what do we do next
00:22:18that was a good save but now we're in deeper shit because we have this unexpected event
00:22:23what do you mean
00:22:24grandpa sent me a birthday party
00:22:26we're going and he wants you to meet everybody
00:22:28what
00:22:29what
00:22:31get yourself a nice dress
00:22:33you know what just get whatever you need to look the part
00:22:37because amelia
00:22:38you're going into the snake bed
00:22:40so do you think his grandpa bought it or not
00:22:49i honestly have no clue
00:22:52Nathan says we really have to sell it at his grandpa's birthday party or else we're fucked
00:22:56then we better find you a banging dress
00:22:58what about this one it's gorgeous
00:23:03oh my gosh it's beautiful
00:23:05hey that's the last one and i had my eyes on it first
00:23:09oh my goodness
00:23:13look who we have here
00:23:15adoptee amelia and stupid sophie
00:23:18fancy seeing you again tiffany
00:23:20it's been what like ten years
00:23:24you two still look like losers
00:23:26and you're still a bitch
00:23:27glad to see some things don't change
00:23:29yeah fuck off tiffany
00:23:31we both know you two broke bitches can't afford it
00:23:34so get your paws off my dress
00:23:38so get your paws off my dress
00:23:43watch me
00:23:48i'd like to buy this dress please
00:23:54you have great taste
00:23:55thank you
00:23:56your total comes out to
00:23:59five thousand thirty dollars and twenty eight cents
00:24:02five grand for a dress
00:24:05it's hand sewn from italy
00:24:07and a hundred percent made with real silk
00:24:09oh my god
00:24:10should i waste nathan's money like this
00:24:13i knew you couldn't afford it
00:24:15give it to me then
00:24:17screw it
00:24:18i can't disappoint his grandfather
00:24:20thank you ma'am
00:24:25i'll wrap this dress up for you in the back
00:24:28thank you so much
00:24:29how the fuck did you get a black card
00:24:32oh my god you're a sugar baby aren't you
00:24:39hoard yourself to an old man for his money
00:24:42and that's the only explanation
00:24:44actually amelia's getting married to a hot and influential man
00:24:48you may have heard of him
00:24:50nathan reed
00:24:51you may have heard of him
00:24:55nathan reed
00:24:57you expect me to believe
00:24:59that adoptee amelia is engaged to nathan reed
00:25:04who i'm engaged to is none of your business
00:25:06your dress ma'am
00:25:08thank you so much
00:25:10sophie let's go
00:25:11wait if you really are engaged to nathan reed
00:25:15then prove it
00:25:17we have a 10 year student reunion party next weekend
00:25:20bring him
00:25:21or else i'll tell everyone
00:25:24you're a filthy liar
00:25:26say whatever you want tiffany
00:25:28i don't have to prove anything to you
00:25:30come on
00:25:30we'll be there bitch
00:25:32ciao
00:25:32so she was adopted
00:25:58you're looking so much better
00:26:04the doctor told me the clinical trial is going great
00:26:07how do you feel
00:26:08hungry
00:26:09for the first time in a long time
00:26:11wait
00:26:13you still never told me how we were able to afford this
00:26:16you know
00:26:21um
00:26:22i got a job
00:26:23as an executive assistant
00:26:24yeah i asked for a pay advance
00:26:27and the medical benefits are great
00:26:29really
00:26:30executive assistant
00:26:31wow
00:26:32amelia you ate
00:26:34no cap
00:26:34i ate
00:26:36i have
00:26:37i have no idea what you just said
00:26:39i'm so confused
00:26:39i didn't eat anything
00:26:41gosh amelia
00:26:42you really need to go out more
00:26:44it's just a slang
00:26:45it means you did amazing
00:26:46for real
00:26:47i know that
00:26:48and i live in a hospital
00:26:49milia i'm home
00:26:58are you cooking something
00:27:02that smells delicious
00:27:03oh my god
00:27:13sorry starly
00:27:14no no no
00:27:15sorry i didn't see anything
00:27:16i didn't see anything
00:27:16that was awkward
00:27:23i should just dig a hole
00:27:26and bury myself
00:27:27it was actually really delicious
00:27:32really amelia i didn't see anything
00:27:42can we not talk about it
00:27:43please
00:27:44okay okay
00:27:45how about after dinner
00:27:49we do some homework
00:27:49what homework
00:27:51grandpa's birthday party's this weekend
00:27:53you're gonna be meeting a lot of people
00:27:54we need to get our stories straight
00:27:56before you enter into that snake pit
00:27:57which means
00:27:59why don't we play a little game
00:28:04all right all right
00:28:10this is a good one
00:28:12first date
00:28:14um
00:28:16um
00:28:17blue urban steakhouse
00:28:18good job
00:28:20yes
00:28:21why are you saying um
00:28:22first kiss
00:28:26disneyland
00:28:27under the fireworks
00:28:28perfect
00:28:28you're not gonna eat this
00:28:30favorite food
00:28:32lobster mac and cheese
00:28:34what is your
00:28:36no no no
00:28:37i remember
00:28:37pineapple pizza
00:28:39yes
00:28:39yes
00:28:40i remember because it's disgusting
00:28:42hey
00:28:43no judging
00:28:44all right
00:28:45go-to alcoholic beverage
00:28:48oh
00:28:49oh crap
00:28:51cosmopolitan
00:28:53oh my god
00:28:54if you think my go-to drink
00:28:55is a cosmo
00:28:56the actual answer
00:28:59is old-fashioned
00:29:00so take a drink
00:29:01do you know the rules
00:29:02just so you know
00:29:04i'm very bad with alcohol
00:29:05how many exes have you had
00:29:09oh
00:29:10we're doing that
00:29:11yeah
00:29:11why am i
00:29:13it's the note card
00:29:14talking about me
00:29:15um
00:29:16two
00:29:17two
00:29:17two
00:29:18no i swear
00:29:21what do you think
00:29:22you fucking drink
00:29:23how many exes do you have
00:29:24are you
00:29:38how many exes do you have
00:29:39with alcohol
00:29:39ibis
00:29:41on the other hand
00:29:42what do you think
00:29:43you've been eating
00:29:43in Texas
00:29:43um
00:29:43and
00:29:44are you
00:29:44if you don't
00:29:44you ...
00:29:45have to put out
00:29:45something
00:29:45that's
00:29:46ideal
00:29:46kind of
00:29:47you know
00:29:47how many of you are
00:29:48what are you doing
00:29:48you mean
00:29:49as a result of an
00:29:50especially
00:29:50going in
00:30:53Have some work to do.
00:31:06Be back later.
00:31:07Orgy food.
00:31:09Enjoy.
00:31:09Stop it.
00:31:17This is all just pretend.
00:31:23Hey, Sophie.
00:31:25Amelia, emergency!
00:31:26We need to go to that stupid student reunion next week.
00:31:34That's your emergency?
00:31:36Yeah.
00:31:37Duh.
00:31:37I don't want to go.
00:31:38Like you said, it's stupid.
00:31:40Okay, I know that you might not care, but this is super important to me.
00:31:43That bitch Tiffany has been talking shit about us.
00:31:46She's calling us liars and gold diggers.
00:31:47Okay, so let her.
00:31:49She did that back in high school, too.
00:31:51Exactly, Amelia.
00:31:52For four years of high school, Tiffany terrorized us.
00:31:55It's time to show that bitch we've had enough.
00:31:58Please?
00:31:59Please?
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:01Okay, fine.
00:32:02But I'm not telling Nathan to come.
00:32:04That's weird.
00:32:04Oh, that's a low point.
00:32:11Wait for me, yeah?
00:32:13Just have some paperwork to finish it.
00:32:15Hi, Amelia.
00:32:16Nice to see you again.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19I'll be here waiting.
00:32:22What the fuck?
00:32:24Nathan's best friend?
00:32:25When did that happen?
00:32:26You weren't going to tell me anything?
00:32:28Oh, please.
00:32:29We fucked the first day we met.
00:32:31And then, like, 20 other times after that.
00:32:35Does that mean you're boyfriend and girlfriend?
00:32:38Well, no.
00:32:40I mean, I'm not putting a label on it or anything.
00:32:42But I will be going to tomorrow's birthday party as Jake's Plus One.
00:32:46So I'll see you there, bestie.
00:32:47Oh, really?
00:32:48Yep.
00:32:49Cheers, bitch.
00:32:57Well, someone's having fun.
00:32:58Oh, hey.
00:33:00You're back.
00:33:01You made a cake.
00:33:03Yeah.
00:33:03I didn't know what to get your grandfather for his birthday.
00:33:07He probably has all the riches in the world, so I figured I'd bake him a healthy, delicious cake.
00:33:16What for?
00:33:17You're doing something nice for my grandfather.
00:33:19You didn't have to do that.
00:33:21It means a lot.
00:33:26You have something on your face.
00:33:27Oh, my God.
00:33:31Is it gone?
00:33:32Is it gone?
00:33:32You know what?
00:33:53It's going to be a long day tomorrow.
00:33:55You should probably get some rest.
00:33:57Yeah, I'm just going to finish up here, and then I'll head to bed.
00:34:04Good night.
00:34:05Good night.
00:34:06Amelia.
00:34:15Amelia.
00:34:17We got to go.
00:34:18Are you ready?
00:34:19Yeah, I'm coming.
00:34:20I'm coming.
00:34:20Do I look okay?
00:34:45You look...
00:34:46You look beautiful.
00:34:47You're all right.
00:35:06Sorry.
00:35:07I'm just kind of nervous.
00:35:09What if we mess up?
00:35:11It's okay.
00:35:12You're going to be fine.
00:35:13And if all else fails, just remember one thing.
00:35:21You're dead.
00:35:22I love you.
00:35:26Cheers.
00:35:27Cheers.
00:35:33Uh, can you go fetch me another glass of champagne?
00:35:36Can't you see my glass is empty?
00:35:39Yes, of course.
00:35:40I'm sorry.
00:35:41These lower-class hillbillies, they're just so incompetent.
00:35:46Who even cares about that right now, Mom?
00:35:48Where is Nathan?
00:35:49Why has he still not come up here yet?
00:35:51Do I look okay?
00:35:53Let's make my makeup fine.
00:35:55You look perfect, sweetheart.
00:35:58Perfect.
00:35:59Now, remember what Mama taught you.
00:36:01When Nathan gets here, I want you to ask him where the bathroom is.
00:36:06Men just love it when women ask them for help.
00:36:09It makes them feel so macho.
00:36:13Oh, my God.
00:36:15What?
00:36:16What the freak?
00:36:17What's wrong?
00:36:18Who is that?
00:36:29It's Nathan?
00:36:30there's a lot of people nathan i know i know it's fine just small you'll be fine
00:36:53grandpa finally my grandson and his lovely new girlfriend
00:37:00i'll read happy birthday guess what emilia made you a cake it's in the car i'll give it to you after
00:37:07the party did you really it's been so long since anyone's baked me a cake and not since nathan's
00:37:13grandma passed away and then nathan's parents died in a plane crash and i had to raise them all by
00:37:20myself i'm sorry i'm growing old i talk too much no nathan told me he did a fantastic job raising
00:37:30him grandpa rage can he tell you about the time he was eight years old and i took him to the
00:37:34blue ribbon steakhouse for his birthday and he cried all the way home because he realized that steaks
00:37:39came from cows we went to the blue ribbon steakhouse for our very first date and i was wondering why
00:37:45he ordered the lobster mac and cheese instead of a ribeye good job amelia nathan
00:37:56one second grandpa
00:38:01one second grandpa
00:38:04who is that sarah nina perez family friends and business partners the mom's been trying to get me to
00:38:10marry the daughter for like three years okay so why haven't you oh yes hooray how good to see you
00:38:19nathan
00:38:22you will be mine
00:38:26yeah i'd rather get hit by a car
00:38:29uh i'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend this is uh amelia hart oh
00:38:33oh girlfriend i mean since when you never told me uh been about a couple months now right sweetheart
00:38:41yeah yeah it's all very new we're just trying to keep a low profile
00:38:45so emily amelia oh all right amelia i don't think i know a heart family in this city what do your parents
00:38:57do again what do your parents do again
00:39:07oh is their business out of state or i mean why haven't i seen you before
00:39:13all right and that's all a little bit personal isn't it now nathan you know that i was practically
00:39:18best friends with your mother and since she's gone i mean of course i need to watch out for you
00:39:25i'm not like you guys i come from a normal working class family nathan's grandpa knows and he doesn't
00:39:31seem to mind nathan how could you think that have i ever cared about any of that that's right
00:39:40it was a pleasure to see you too yeah but i guess suppose i tend to
00:39:43like a champ i'm not like you guys
00:40:13i come from a normal working class family is that a compliment mr reed
00:40:22i gotta go do something um go find jake and sophie and you can hang out with them
00:40:26i'll find you in a second promise
00:40:33oops oh my gosh i'm so sorry
00:40:38do you want me to take that to the dry cleaners for you it's fine are you sure you know i know the
00:40:55designer of that dress so i can just get you a new one it's probably the only nice dress you own
00:41:01isn't it what are you trying to say just spit it out stay away from nathan reed he's mine
00:41:13funny does nathan know that the perez family and the reed family go way back we have a strong business
00:41:19relationship and you well you're just a nobody i may be a nobody but i'm the nobody that nathan wants
00:41:28that says more about you than it does about me yeah well he might like you now but he'll never marry
00:41:34you you have no place in our world we'll see you about that hey where are you i was looking for you
00:41:44we're taking something i was in the bathroom okay i didn't promise me don't freak out all right
00:41:51uh everybody yeah yeah i'm sorry i know i just need a few moments of your time what's going on
00:42:06i have no clue uh i just have a little birthday surprise for my grandfather tonight jake do you know
00:42:13mm-mm jake knows nothing every single year he keeps telling me he wants me to settle down and he
00:42:22keeps talking about how there's other more important things to life than work and if i'm being honest
00:42:29the longest time i had no idea what he was talking about until
00:42:35i met amelia from the very first moment that i laid eyes on you at jake's club
00:42:43i knew she was the one
00:42:48i knew that i wanted to spend the rest of my life with this woman which is why
00:42:56amelia hart
00:43:00will you make me the happiest man alive
00:43:13will you marry me
00:43:25will you marry me
00:43:26fear yes yes yes i'll marry you
00:43:41this is the best birthday present ever
00:44:02aren't you gonna kiss your future wife
00:44:11you should have told me so i could have prepared
00:44:24you know sometimes the best lies are often half-truths you tell me that
00:44:29i don't think i've ever been this tired in my entire life
00:44:43do you think your grandpa bought the fake proposal
00:44:56oh
00:44:57thought so i mean
00:45:03you were pretty convincing
00:45:06yes yes yes i'll marry you
00:45:09oh again
00:45:21goodbye everyone thank you for coming thank you
00:45:25should i take you to the penthouse
00:45:26no i'll take you back to the office
00:45:30wait hold on
00:45:38hi richard yeah i got your photos
00:45:41so you didn't find anything suspicious
00:45:45well they do look like any normal couple in love
00:45:48but i did find it strange that there's no traces of them
00:45:51anywhere on social media
00:45:53could just be nathan's a very private person
00:45:56i got it
00:45:57got it thank you richard
00:46:01take me to nathan's place
00:46:03yes sir
00:46:11so grandpa what are you doing here so late
00:46:14well you said a million baked me a cake
00:46:16where is it i can't sleep tonight unless i have a bite
00:46:20oh that's right it's in the car completely forgot to give it to you let me go get it right now
00:46:26grandpa why are you really here
00:46:34well i told you i came to try the cake a million baked for me i find that hard to believe
00:46:39fine i came to check if you two are actually living together you know you have issues you know
00:46:44that right and you don't me and amelia are the real deal i'm sure your little photographer
00:46:49friend told you all about it ah you caught that looks like i've taught you well
00:46:57i just want you to be happy nathan i am happy gramps working yourself to death isn't happiness
00:47:02don't make the same mistakes i made there are other much more valuable things in life
00:47:16i'm starting to see that now good looks like firing was the best decision i made all year
00:47:39i got the cake
00:47:43thank you here you go grandpa you can go home and have your cake oh are we not going to have some
00:47:48cake with your grandpa
00:47:49you see
00:47:53and he is a good kid have some cake with me i'm a lonely old man thank you
00:48:00all right fine grandpa have a piece of cake but then you need to go home and get some rest
00:48:05uh no i wasn't planning on going home tonight you have plenty of rooms here surely you can spill your grandpa one
00:48:18i'm gonna go home tonight
00:48:19you are a great pastry chef oh that cake is delicious thank you i'm glad you liked it
00:48:28all right well i'm gonna head upstairs and go to bed
00:48:31good night kiddos all right uh wait wait grandpa um take the smaller guest room which amelia's got
00:48:39her stuff in the big one you two live in separate rooms
00:48:46of course not um i'm just still settling in that's all i'm getting all my clothes sorted out
00:48:51all right i'm fine with whatever as long as i have a bed i'm happy
00:49:02what are we gonna do do i just sneak back into my room no no no he's on us
00:49:09we're gonna have to sleep together tonight
00:49:10so this is what his bedroom looks like
00:49:32i i can just take the floor
00:49:34it's okay you're the california king but you're both good just turn around
00:50:00all right i'm good you turn around
00:50:02i'm not gonna buy just get it
00:50:19just get it
00:50:24yeah
00:50:32i know why my grandpa's here so let's give him a show
00:51:02on the count of three start moaning
00:51:04so let's give him a show on the count of three start moaning
00:51:08one two three
00:51:15louder oh nathan
00:51:17oh
00:51:28and
00:51:30and
00:51:40I don't know.
00:52:10What's up, W?
00:52:15Boss, I have some bad news.
00:52:18I got word that Alexander Dumas is meeting with the Vanderbilts today.
00:52:22Wait, what? Today?
00:52:25But the real Shorts Plaza bit isn't due until March.
00:52:28I don't know, boss, but I think Alexander Dumas is making a move.
00:52:32Hey, boss, when do you think you can get back to the office?
00:52:35I know, I'm working.
00:52:40Were you on the phone with someone, or his grandpa?
00:52:45He already left.
00:52:46Um, Emilio, we're going to need to speed up phase two.
00:52:52We're going to have to get married.
00:52:54Today.
00:53:01The Vanderbilt's will be here in an hour to discuss the real Shorts Plaza bit.
00:53:06Is everything ready?
00:53:07Yes, lunch is ordered and the meeting room is prepped.
00:53:10Thank you so much, Jessie.
00:53:12When this project wraps, I'll be sure to give you a huge bonus.
00:53:16Just doing my job, Mr. Dumas.
00:53:19Oh, Amelia Hart, the girl you had me look into?
00:53:23I tried calling her, but no one picked up, and then she didn't answer her door when I went to her house.
00:53:28Damn.
00:53:29Where the hell could she be?
00:53:31Should I just ask Nathan Reed?
00:53:33No, that asshole probably wouldn't tell me.
00:53:34But, I did search her in our system just in case something popped up, and look.
00:53:40She actually RSVP'd to one of our hotels for a student reunion.
00:53:50Jessie, you're a fucking genius.
00:53:52Wow.
00:53:59I can't believe we're married.
00:54:06This all started out as a contract.
00:54:09A fake marriage.
00:54:10But somehow, this now feels more real than ever.
00:54:14So, Mrs. Reed, I guess that means we celebrate.
00:54:19What do you have in mind?
00:54:25I was forced to do this at first for my sister.
00:54:29But the weight of this ring, I feel it.
00:54:33Does Nathan feel the same?
00:54:35No.
00:54:36So, this is the famous Blue Ribbon Steakhouse, where we had our first date.
00:54:57I figured instead of fake memories, we could start making some real ones.
00:55:01Ah, I see what you're getting at.
00:55:04But, the best lies are often half-truths.
00:55:07You're a smart man, Mr. Reed.
00:55:09I actually met Nathan at a club.
00:55:12Maybe you've heard of it.
00:55:13Club Sapphire?
00:55:14Ah, Jake's Club.
00:55:16Yes, yes.
00:55:17Oh my God, nice day.
00:55:18The best lies are often half-truths.
00:55:20Well, I learned from the best.
00:55:23Mrs. Reed.
00:55:26Let's eat.
00:55:27I'm starving.
00:55:27I can't believe this place sells pineapple pizza.
00:55:30Well, they don't.
00:55:31I had to bribe the chef, who, by the way, is Italian.
00:55:33And was very offended, and I asked him to put pineapple on a pizza.
00:55:37You just made that up.
00:55:38I crossed my heart.
00:55:40You're joking.
00:55:40No, I seriously had to give him, like, $10,000.
00:55:47Thanks for dinner.
00:55:49I haven't had that much fun since...
00:55:53Well, since my parents passed away.
00:55:55It's a pleasure to be of service, mademoiselle.
00:56:03No, but seriously, I feel you.
00:56:06I've been working nonstop for the past three years
00:56:10on this Real Shorts Plaza project
00:56:13until my grandpa fired me.
00:56:15I would probably be in the office right now,
00:56:19working on a Sunday night.
00:56:22Really?
00:56:24You're that much of a workaholic, huh?
00:56:27What's the point of being a billionaire
00:56:28if you're just gonna work every second
00:56:30and not enjoy any of it?
00:56:32I know.
00:56:33I asked myself that, too.
00:56:37This one...
00:56:38This one was a little different, though.
00:56:41It wasn't my dream.
00:56:42It was my dad's.
00:56:48And we actually worked on the project together.
00:56:54Until he passed.
00:56:56And then the government canceled the contract.
00:57:00Until three years ago,
00:57:02and they re-approved it,
00:57:03and, man, I've been...
00:57:05I've been chasing it ever since.
00:57:08Until your grandpa fired you.
00:57:10Yeah, right.
00:57:12Fireworks.
00:57:22Do you remember when we said our first kiss was?
00:57:27Yeah.
00:57:28Under the fireworks.
00:57:32Let's make some new memories.
00:57:33Let's make some new memories.
00:57:51Let me just crack.
00:57:58Let me just crack.
00:57:58Let me just crack.
00:58:00Let me just crack.
00:58:00Let me just push.
00:58:01Let me just crack.
00:58:01Daddy, I don't have a deal.
00:58:05Daddy, I don't have a deal.
00:58:07Can I believe it?
00:58:09Are you sure about this?
00:58:11The contract.
00:58:12Fuck the contract.
00:58:14We never addressed the elephant in the room.
00:58:17You need a baby to get your job back, right?
00:58:21So let's make one.
00:58:24I'm starting to want this to be real.
00:58:28So why can't it be real?
00:58:31You're right.
00:58:34I'm the other.
00:58:35You're mine.
00:58:44I think you should talk to your grandfather.
00:58:51Maybe he'd agree to give you your job back.
00:58:54I don't think so.
00:58:56He's pretty adamant on having an heir first.
00:59:01You never know unless you try.
00:59:09You're right.
00:59:11You never know.
00:59:13I don't care about you.
00:59:19Well, just because you got married
00:59:30doesn't mean I'm going to give you your job back.
00:59:33That wasn't our deal.
00:59:35The deal was you produced an heir.
00:59:37I know.
00:59:38All in due time, Grandpa.
00:59:40I just need this job now.
00:59:42I'm pursuing this Real Shorts Plaza project
00:59:45and you know how much it meant to Dad.
00:59:50Just answer me this, Nathan.
00:59:54Do you really love Emiliano?
00:59:55With all my heart.
01:00:14With all my heart.
01:00:18Okay.
01:00:19Okay?
01:00:20Okay as in you're giving me my job back?
01:00:22Yeah.
01:00:24As of today, you were officially reinstated
01:00:26as CEO of Reed Enterprise.
01:00:28Grandpa.
01:00:30Grandpa.
01:00:36Draw me down, Nathan.
01:00:37It's up to you now, kiddo.
01:01:01What are they doing here?
01:01:03Here's to the CEO of Reed Enterprise.
01:01:10Congrats.
01:01:11You're more efficient than Sam Altman.
01:01:13Well, Sam Altman's grandpa isn't the owner of his company,
01:01:15so I'd say you're just lucky.
01:01:17I'll admit, I'll admit,
01:01:18I'm one lucky bastard, yes.
01:01:20But especially calling you guys my friends.
01:01:23And thank you for keeping this a secret.
01:01:27I'll admit, what started off as a fake relationship
01:01:30actually blossomed into something so much more.
01:01:38Ew.
01:01:39Get the room, you two.
01:01:41Okay.
01:01:41All right, guys.
01:01:42To friendship.
01:01:43There we go.
01:01:43And to getting your job back.
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:46Woo!
01:01:46Woo!
01:01:48Well, Nathan,
01:01:49now that we're all friends,
01:01:51there's a student reunion you must come to.
01:01:53Wait, what?
01:01:53What?
01:01:54Tell me more.
01:01:55All right, tell me more.
01:01:57Fake relationship?
01:01:59Do you really think Amelia is engaged to Nathan Reed?
01:02:28Of course not.
01:02:30She's totally lying.
01:02:32Do you really think a piss-poor loser like Amelia
01:02:36could snag a guy like Nathan Reed?
01:02:38We both know you two broke bitches can't afford it.
01:02:42Watch me.
01:02:44Right, babe?
01:02:46Of course.
01:02:47I don't even remember what she looks like.
01:02:49Let me guess.
01:02:50Nerdy and ugly, right?
01:02:52No sense of style.
01:02:53You're so mean, babe.
01:02:56But I did hear that Nathan Reed proposed to someone
01:02:59at his grandfather's birthday party last weekend.
01:03:02But I don't know if it's true or not.
01:03:04If it's true, it's not Amelia.
01:03:07She's probably not even coming today
01:03:09because she knows I'll call out her bluff.
01:03:12What bluff?
01:03:13What bluff?
01:03:37Well, where's your imaginary fiancé, Nathan Reed?
01:03:40Husband, actually.
01:03:44He's on his way.
01:03:46He got caught up with some work.
01:03:49Right.
01:03:50Then you'll tell me that he can't make it.
01:03:53You're such a fucking liar, Amelia.
01:03:56I don't care what you say, Tiffany.
01:03:58I honestly could care less.
01:04:00The only reason I'm here today
01:04:02is to tell you that I've had enough of your bullshit.
01:04:04Four years of bullying in high school
01:04:08and 10 years later,
01:04:10you're still talking shit about us online?
01:04:12It's like you're obsessed.
01:04:14That's right.
01:04:15If I see three talking shit again,
01:04:17there will be consequences.
01:04:18Well, at least Tiffany's successful,
01:04:26unlike you two losers.
01:04:28Tiffany and Carter work at Dumas Enterprise.
01:04:31How else do you think we could book this place?
01:04:34That's right.
01:04:35Do you two losers even have jobs?
01:04:38Sorry to interrupt.
01:04:40It don't pegs in young.
01:04:41Wrong table.
01:04:43We didn't order this.
01:04:44Oh, it's from our owner,
01:04:46Alexander Dumas.
01:04:47On the house.
01:04:49That guy from last time?
01:04:51What's he doing here?
01:04:57Wait.
01:04:58That's our CEO.
01:05:00Do you think he's here for you?
01:05:03He has to be.
01:05:05Is it gotta be about my new promotion?
01:05:06I can't believe I'm on the CEO's radar.
01:05:17Mr. Dumas, thank you so much for the drinks.
01:05:25That is far too kind.
01:05:27And if this has anything to do with my recent promotion...
01:05:29Sorry, what's your name?
01:05:31Mr. Dumas, I'm the VP at Dumas Enterprises.
01:05:35I'm Carter Johnson.
01:05:42I have over 100 VPs at the company.
01:05:45Sorry if I don't remember your name.
01:05:50This is hard.
01:05:52Welcome to my hotel.
01:05:57Please, have a drink with me.
01:05:59Please, have a drink with me.
01:06:08Go.
01:06:09Tiffany's watching.
01:06:14Lead the way, Mr. Dumas.
01:06:20That was big for me.
01:06:23Okay.
01:06:23What can I do for you, Mr. Dumas?
01:06:27I just want to get to know you a bit, that's all.
01:06:29Why?
01:06:30As I said, you remind me of someone that I used to know.
01:06:35Someone very important to me.
01:06:37How many girls have you used that line on?
01:06:40Amelia, it's not what you think.
01:06:42Then get to your point.
01:06:44I need to get Amelia to drink from that glass...
01:06:47...so I can get a DNA test.
01:06:51Let's have a drink first.
01:06:52You seem tense.
01:06:56If you're not going to say it, I think we're done here.
01:06:58Wait.
01:07:00If you're not going to say it, I think we're done here.
01:07:02Wait.
01:07:04Let's go.
01:07:04Watch out.
01:07:06Dumas!
01:07:06What the hell are you doing?
01:07:09Get away from my wife.
01:07:11Oh my God.
01:07:13Nathan Reed?
01:07:14Did he just say wife?
01:07:15I can't believe this.
01:07:17I told you so.
01:07:19Wife?
01:07:20You got a problem with that?
01:07:21You married this asshole?
01:07:24Who I marry is none of your business.
01:07:28You can take your drink back.
01:07:30Come on, let's go.
01:07:31No, man.
01:07:31Got her hair.
01:07:41Now we just need a DNA test.
01:07:44So you don't know Alexander Dumas, huh?
01:07:48No.
01:07:50He's so weird.
01:07:51He keeps telling me I look like someone he knew.
01:07:55Pastor probably has a crush on you, so...
01:07:57I don't know.
01:08:05I don't think so.
01:08:06He kept on looking at me like he was in some sort of internal turmoil.
01:08:16Whatever the case, stay away from him.
01:08:21You're mine.
01:08:22The results are in.
01:08:4420 years.
01:08:46I've been disappointed too many times.
01:08:48Please.
01:08:52Please, God.
01:08:53Oh, my sister.
01:09:19Amelia, she really is my sister.
01:09:38Mr. Reid, not only is their relationship fake,
01:09:42but there's something else that I found out.
01:09:46Amelia Hart was referred to Nathan by Madam X.
01:09:50They signed a contract.
01:09:55Who's Madam X?
01:09:56She's the owner of an escort service here in Los Angeles.
01:10:00Amelia Hart is a high-end escort.
01:10:05Is a high-end escort.
01:10:08Oh, my God.
01:10:11Oh, my God.
01:10:13Mr. Reid!
01:10:17I'm sorry.
01:10:27There's nothing we can do.
01:10:29You should say your goodbyes.
01:10:31How is that possible?
01:10:32He's completely healthy.
01:10:34To be honest, he's been fighting terminal cancer for the past year.
01:10:38What?
01:10:39No.
01:10:40Grandpa.
01:10:41So that's why?
01:10:42Grandpa.
01:10:43Nathan?
01:10:44I'm sorry.
01:10:45No.
01:10:46Grandpa.
01:10:47So that's why?
01:10:49Grandpa.
01:10:50Nathan?
01:10:51I'm sorry.
01:10:52No.
01:10:53No.
01:10:54Grandpa.
01:10:55So that's why?
01:10:56Grandpa.
01:10:57Nathan?
01:10:58I'm sorry.
01:10:59I know.
01:11:00I'm so sorry.
01:11:13Don't make the same mistake I made.
01:11:15Money.
01:11:16Money can't buy you happiness.
01:11:19I'm so sorry.
01:11:21Don't make the same mistake I made.
01:11:23Money.
01:11:25Money can't buy you happiness.
01:11:27Love.
01:11:28Family.
01:11:29That's the most important.
01:11:34Love and cherish each other.
01:11:41We will, Grandpa.
01:11:44We will.
01:11:46Grandpa.
01:11:51No, Grandpa.
01:11:56We will.
01:11:57No, Grandpa.
01:12:01If I can't have you, then I will destroy you both.
01:12:31I'm so sorry for your loss.
01:12:43Thank you for coming.
01:12:44My sincere condolences.
01:12:47How dare you show your face here still, Amelia.
01:12:52You know, you're the reason why Nathan's grandfather is dead.
01:12:58Everyone, do you want to know the truth behind why Grandpa Reed had a heart attack?
01:13:05It's because Amelia is an orphan.
01:13:08She was plucked by an orphanage.
01:13:11And then she sold herself to Nathan to be his fake wife.
01:13:17They are both liars.
01:13:18They are both frauds.
01:13:20And then when Grandpa Reed found out, he had a heart attack.
01:13:24Shut up, Nina.
01:13:26Have some self-respect.
01:13:28You're at my grandfather's funeral.
01:13:30Self-respect?
01:13:31Where is your self-respect when you married an escort over me?
01:13:36How dare you say that about my sister?
01:13:43My condolences, Reed.
01:13:46Wait a minute.
01:13:48Isn't that Alexander Dumas?
01:13:51I thought the Dumases and the Reed's had a beef with each other.
01:13:54And since when did the Dumas family have a daughter?
01:13:57Yeah.
01:13:58If you slander my sister again, you will deal with the full wrath of the Dumas family.
01:14:03And trust me, I got nothing but time and money.
01:14:07And I play dirty.
01:14:09Mr. Dumas, this is all just a misunderstanding.
01:14:12I told you this was a bad idea.
01:14:15Come on.
01:14:16Come on.
01:14:17Don't you ever show your face to me again.
01:14:19And you could consider all of our contracts canceled.
01:14:22Without the demand of Reed working with you in the city.
01:14:25You're fucked.
01:14:33We should talk.
01:14:42I can't believe this.
01:14:44I know you feel it too, Amelia.
01:14:47And the evidence is all there.
01:14:49How did you only plan about this now?
01:14:51Especially after all these years?
01:14:53The power and influence of your family?
01:14:55It's a long story.
01:14:57Our parents.
01:15:00Should I say our father?
01:15:03Had an affair with the nanny.
01:15:06When she got pregnant, he dumped her.
01:15:09For revenge.
01:15:10She kidnapped the both of us.
01:15:15And it kills me to this day because I should have protected you.
01:15:19And instead I ran like a coward.
01:15:25I was eight and you were three.
01:15:27And when the nanny kidnapped us, I had a brief window to escape,
01:15:30but I couldn't take you.
01:15:31I...
01:15:35Hi.
01:15:36You were only eight.
01:15:40It's not your fault.
01:15:51So you believe me?
01:15:53It's kind of hard not to.
01:15:55And everything adds up.
01:15:57All the DNA evidence is irrefutable.
01:16:02But I have so many questions.
01:16:04Move into our family home.
01:16:05I'll answer all the questions.
01:16:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:07She may be a long lost sister, but she's still my wife.
01:16:10I can't believe I'm doing the real short Plaza project with a dumbass.
01:16:20Wow.
01:16:21You married a dumbass.
01:16:23You married a dumbass.
01:16:24You know what?
01:16:25Touché.
01:16:26One.
01:16:27Two.
01:16:28Three.
01:16:29Three.
01:16:30Uh-oh.
01:16:31One.
01:16:32Two.
01:16:33Three.
01:16:34Bait!
01:16:35No!!!
01:16:36Oh, oh.
01:16:46Dude!
01:16:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:16:48Oh, oh, oh.
01:16:50Oh, oh.
01:16:55Oh, oh.
01:16:56Oh, oh, oh.
01:16:57Oh, oh, oh.
01:16:58you guys slay i'm totally vibing with this piece no cap
01:17:06what did you just say jenzy slang it's a whole new language
01:17:10whoa whoa wait what's that smell it stinks how could it stink i just ordered your favorite
01:17:18pineapple pizza to celebrate abby's discharge from the hospital no no no it smells like rotten
01:17:25eggs angie i like don't smell anything bad that is totally pineapple pizza
01:17:29wait amelia are you preggers
01:17:34pregnant
01:17:39you
01:17:46you
01:17:48you
01:17:50you
01:17:52you
01:17:56you
01:17:58you
01:18:00you
01:18:11you