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00:00:30Hello? Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans. I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate. So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:49Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure. I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake. I'm going to lose my virginity to him. You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:00What? But you can't. I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:06Besides, you can't do that to us. You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:08Okay. This is bad. You know, I'm going to tell Lexi. She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:22Come on, Lexi.
00:01:23So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:41Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:44But this is the big 1-8. I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special, but this has to be newer and more special. So, what's something we've never done before?
00:01:57Mushrooms?
00:01:58No, not like that. Like something nice. Like maybe a trip.
00:02:02Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:04No.
00:02:04Sorry, Sue. I have a date.
00:02:09Mm. So do I.
00:02:11Sorry, Sue.
00:02:12Don't worry, Sue. We'll figure it out.
00:02:25Oh, flowers. Are these from you?
00:02:27Yeah, sure.
00:02:30Here you go.
00:02:32No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:34I didn't know how to put my feelings into words. I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:42Oh, Jake.
00:02:47Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:50Uh, no, Jake. Not yet. When we do it, I want it to be really special. The best night of my life.
00:02:56It will be. I promise. It'll always be amazing. With you and me. Together.
00:03:04Jake, no. I have to go. I have to work on my art project.
00:03:14You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:18Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay? The Saturday?
00:03:24Of course.
00:03:28Thanks.
00:03:30Okay. Bye.
00:03:31Oh, baby. You're so hot. I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:46Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:47Yeah.
00:03:48What was your name again?
00:03:49Rod.
00:03:50Sex guy.
00:03:50Okay.
00:03:51Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:59Yeah, right. I bet.
00:04:06Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday? Oh, no.
00:04:11Does not compute. Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:15Oh, huh. Hi. When did you get home? So, is it true?
00:04:24Yes, it is. It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man. I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy and he has a really bright future ahead of him. So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her. Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together. On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday. Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday or maybe even like our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:04:55Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry. I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:05But Cheryl, Sue is right. We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:17Oh, does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:20It's not Jake. It's the male ideal. Like, a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:28Right.
00:05:30Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, it kind of sucks. I'm not really an artist.
00:05:34Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:37The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:40And I'm just not ready yet. I'm waiting for a sign. And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:45Look, I can go either way. I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:52I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed. Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:04You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:10Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:13To church to pray for you. I want to be first in line.
00:06:18I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:19Yeah, me too.
00:06:20Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:33I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:35Mm-hmm.
00:06:37Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.
00:06:43Mm-hmm.
00:06:44I mean, not me. I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:49Uh-huh.
00:06:51I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:53Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:56But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:07:00But there was nothing there.
00:07:04Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:06My best friends.
00:07:08They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:12Third base.
00:07:13What?
00:07:14No. Like, sex. Like, intercourse.
00:07:18With boys, they barely even know. I mean, they really need us intervention.
00:07:21If you know what I mean.
00:07:22All the way. Go all the way.
00:07:26What are you...
00:07:27What?
00:07:29How could you do that?
00:07:33You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:37What?
00:07:38Yes.
00:07:44Yes.
00:07:44Yes.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:46Run.
00:07:47Home route.
00:07:49Ah.
00:07:50Damn it.
00:07:52Oh, fucking Yankees.
00:07:53Sorry.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:56Sorry.
00:07:56Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:20What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:22I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:23Geez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:28I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:32Do you hear me?
00:08:33I want to do it.
00:08:35This weekend.
00:08:36On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:39It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs, you know, shagging, fucking.
00:08:50You do.
00:08:51Uh, but what about all your religious stuff and, um, what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:56Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:58Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:04So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right?
00:09:09Right.
00:09:10I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:13Hey, Frank!
00:09:14Oh, hi, Sue.
00:09:15Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:17I don't know, do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:19Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:20Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:09:25Hey.
00:09:26Um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:28It's for our birthdays.
00:09:29Do you want to come?
00:09:30Do you think he can see at my short?
00:09:31Yeah.
00:09:32Oh, hi, Sue.
00:09:33Hi, Sue.
00:09:34Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:36I don't know, do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:38Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:39Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:42We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthdays.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at my short?
00:10:00Well, the house looks done.
00:10:02Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18 and finally lose our virginity.
00:10:08Well, we better get our beauty sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, OK, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake, and I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:16But, Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:18To pop your chair.
00:10:19It's easy.
00:10:20I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:23What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:29My soulmate.
00:10:39Chris?
00:10:42Sue, you might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:47I mean...
00:10:48What?
00:10:49No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:54It's a sign.
00:10:55Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:00What?
00:11:01He does not.
00:11:02Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:04He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:06With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:10Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:12Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:15Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:18See you in the morning.
00:11:26I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:30I knew it would happen.
00:11:48You're so perfect.
00:12:18You knew that's what I look like.
00:12:48Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:13:10Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:18Oh my gosh, they're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:42It's gonna be really sexy.
00:13:43I'm gonna start.
00:13:44You're gonna die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46He's gonna be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:07Seriously, come on.
00:14:08Hurry up.
00:14:09Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:10I love it.
00:14:11You should put that down, though.
00:14:12Because it's very fragile.
00:14:13Yeah.
00:14:14Okay.
00:14:15Set it down.
00:14:16Hurry up.
00:14:17Those are your anal beads, right?
00:14:18Yeah.
00:14:19Okay.
00:14:20Let's have it.
00:14:21Let's have it.
00:14:22Let's have it.
00:14:23Let's have it.
00:14:24Okay.
00:14:25Set it down.
00:14:26Hurry up.
00:14:27Those are your anal beads, right?
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:29Okay.
00:14:30Let's have it.
00:14:31We are going to have some fun.
00:14:55Attack of the wet t-shirts.
00:14:57Nice.
00:14:59Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
00:15:03come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:15:07Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:09No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful, it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:20Oh, how did you know?
00:15:22I'm gonna use both of these tonight.
00:15:29Foster, such a cutie.
00:15:31Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:33All right, sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay now?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.
00:15:37Okay, see you later.
00:15:41I can't believe you haven't heard of this.
00:15:43This is crazy.
00:15:44Jake!
00:15:45Hi!
00:15:46Hey, Ben.
00:15:47Happy birthday.
00:15:49Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:55No.
00:15:56Oh, hon.
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58I have your present here.
00:15:59I'll give it to you later when the time's right.
00:16:00Oh.
00:16:01You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:02And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:18Hey, bro, we need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:16:23A little bit.
00:16:24All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:26Hey.
00:16:27Hey.
00:16:28How you doing?
00:16:29Hey.
00:16:30Check it out.
00:16:31Dare me.
00:16:32Woo!
00:16:33Woo!
00:16:34Woo!
00:16:35Woo!
00:16:36Woo!
00:16:37Woo!
00:16:38Woo!
00:16:39Woo!
00:16:40Woo!
00:16:41Woo!
00:16:42Woo!
00:16:43Woo!
00:16:44Woo!
00:16:45Woo!
00:16:46Woo!
00:16:47Woo!
00:16:48Woo!
00:16:49Woo!
00:16:50Woo!
00:16:51Woo!
00:16:52Woo!
00:16:53Woo!
00:16:54Woo!
00:16:55Woo!
00:16:56Woo!
00:16:57Look at those, look the goat at me!
00:17:00Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:01Are those real?
00:17:02I don't—
00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey!
00:17:05Ah-dude, move!
00:17:06Come on.
00:17:07Lame!
00:17:08All right, okay, I'll see you guys later.
00:17:09Oh!
00:17:10Go do some pushups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the move.
00:17:12Twenty Any Buck says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboding those kitties.
00:17:15Yeah!
00:17:17they're fake anyways who cares okay oh dude dude I'm blind you fucking asshole
00:17:30Sue no it's your birthday here let me Joanna no just go enjoy the party
00:17:37open hey do my lips look any plumper I put this stuff on but I can't really feel anything yet
00:17:45have you guys seen Jake I haven't seen him anywhere it just like disappeared
00:17:50are these real of course they are
00:18:05right um I think he's around or something maybe upstairs that's probably where you
00:18:21went liquid courage yeah at a girl vodka cranberry surely simple well I guess it's
00:18:37an hour never I can go meet Rod Sue are you okay Sue relax they're just guys okay nothing to be scared of seriously
00:18:48it's gonna be fine is Chris here
00:18:50wow it's even worse in person isn't it no he does not have gay face I'm gonna prove it to you I'm gonna do it
00:19:03I'm gonna do this good luck
00:19:19hey you can do this just act like a slut
00:19:24yeah my favorite chapter is Solomon Galore Chris hi can I talk to you in private
00:19:47oh hey Lexi hey Lexi what Chris you're so sexy
00:20:07ever since you played Jesus at camp I've just I've known that we were meant to be together
00:20:13I really want to oh what are you doing is that wrong Sue what's gotten into you nothing I'm sorry I don't know how to do this Sue
00:20:26Sue Sue Sue I understand these urges and you know I like you too
00:20:38really really you do I do I really do it's just I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man
00:20:55right Lexi said you were Jesus oh that man of course what did you think oh nothing so we can still do this then
00:21:07oh Sue Sue you know for me when I think about that man who died for our sins when I think about him up there on that cross so helpless yet so muscular with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth
00:21:36loincloth growing so hard so sweaty under that hot hot sun I feel such compassion
00:21:43I think about those things too so you understand why I can't do this not really I just find it too hard it is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us so I'm gonna give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us so I'm gonna be
00:21:55I just find it too hard, it is, to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us, so...
00:22:15We're gonna go out there, right? Andy, we're gonna totally throw these on.
00:22:18Hey, Ty.
00:22:19Whoa!
00:22:21Have you seen Jake?
00:22:22Uh, no, no.
00:22:24Alright.
00:22:28Okay, alright, focus, focus, focus.
00:22:36Oh, there he is.
00:22:40Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:54How could he?
00:23:00Sue, what happened? Did you guys do it? Sue?
00:23:04He doesn't want me.
00:23:06Because he's gay.
00:23:07No, he's not.
00:23:08He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:10Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:12The only reason we even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:23:16Look, the only way you're gonna find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind of woman you really are.
00:23:24There you are.
00:23:25Deep inside.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Come with me.
00:23:28Where?
00:23:29To meet your dark side.
00:23:31Out.
00:23:32Everyone out.
00:23:33Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:23:49I really can't. I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:07I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:13I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:18Sue?
00:24:20Can you see it?
00:24:22Sue.
00:24:26I'm almost...
00:24:28I'm almost there.
00:24:33What?
00:24:34What?
00:24:35What?
00:24:36Sue, what happened?
00:24:37What did you see?
00:24:39A raccoon?
00:24:40What?
00:24:42You overshot it.
00:24:43Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:51I can't.
00:24:52Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:53Okay.
00:24:54Fine.
00:24:55Fine.
00:24:56I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:24:59What?
00:25:00You really need an orgasm.
00:25:02Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:25:08This really has to be your first step.
00:25:10Lex.
00:25:11I'm waiting.
00:25:12Coming.
00:25:13Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:15Just find it and use it.
00:25:17Wait.
00:25:18What does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:20It's black.
00:25:21It vibrates.
00:25:24Come on, Rod.
00:25:25Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:27And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:30Hey cutie!
00:25:42Cutie!
00:25:43Oh!
00:25:44Wow!
00:25:45Bullseye!
00:25:46Oh!
00:25:48Boom side!
00:25:50Oh, yeah!
00:25:54Bang! Bang!
00:25:56Bang!
00:25:58Good boy. Straighten up.
00:26:00Good boy. Good boy.
00:26:02He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:06I'm sorry. I can't see anything.
00:26:08That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:10What a bitch.
00:26:12Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:16Stop!
00:26:42Oh, shit.
00:26:46What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:50Nice shot.
00:26:52Direct hit.
00:27:06Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:08Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:10He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:14For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe, maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:27:22No, it's awful.
00:27:24I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him.
00:27:32It's a text. It's from him. Um, I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:36Uh, he's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:40Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:42Um, I have to go. I'm going.
00:27:44No, you can't just leave.
00:27:46Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:48I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:50No.
00:27:51He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:54Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:56I see only one option.
00:27:58I'm leaving.
00:28:00Revenge sex.
00:28:02Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy. You screw his brains out and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:10Revenge sex.
00:28:12Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:14It means you find a guy.
00:28:15You screw his brains out and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:18But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:20He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would-
00:28:22He's just into other girls.
00:28:24Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:26Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:28:28To his ego.
00:28:30To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:33Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:38No, I- I couldn't.
00:28:40Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:44Eric! He's perfect!
00:28:46Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:28:48I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:28:52Really? And what type is that?
00:28:54He's bloody.
00:28:56Yeah. Trust me, he's amazing.
00:28:58I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.
00:29:01Oh, no. I could never fool around with somebody you've fooled around with.
00:29:05Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else.
00:29:08Someone that I haven't... fooled around with.
00:29:14Okay, what does it matter that I've fooled around with him?
00:29:17I mean, that's how you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:19No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:21Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:26to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage
00:29:29and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:29:32and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:29:34But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:38I don't know.
00:29:41But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:45I don't know.
00:29:47Trust me. It's going to work.
00:29:54Okay, I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:29:58Hi, Cheryl.
00:29:59Are you okay enough to chat with her?
00:30:01Oh, no!
00:30:02Oh, no!
00:30:13Hey!
00:30:15Happy birthday!
00:30:17Thanks.
00:30:32Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:45So...
00:30:47Happy birthday.
00:30:50Uh, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:54But it's actually from us. U.S.
00:30:57America?
00:31:00United States?
00:31:01I know where we live.
00:31:03Right.
00:31:04Of course.
00:31:08I know where we live.
00:31:09Right.
00:31:10Of course.
00:31:15Hey, Jesus, Erica, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:18Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:19Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:20I just...
00:31:21No, you're fine.
00:31:31Jake!
00:31:33Jake!
00:31:37So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:39Oh.
00:31:40I'm sorry.
00:31:41It?
00:31:42What, um...
00:31:43It.
00:31:44Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket.
00:31:48Get real nasty.
00:31:49Oh!
00:31:50Oh!
00:31:51Oh!
00:31:52You mean, like, uh...
00:31:54Right now?
00:31:55I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:57You know, the sooner the better.
00:32:00Yeah, sure.
00:32:01I mean, well, yeah, of course.
00:32:02Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:04I mean...
00:32:07Whew.
00:32:08Uh...
00:32:10It's just...
00:32:12You're so...
00:32:14You're so beautiful.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:16Um...
00:32:17Hmm?
00:32:18Uh, no cuisine.
00:32:20Right.
00:32:21Um, of course.
00:32:22Sorry.
00:32:26So, um...
00:32:27Do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:29Oh, wow.
00:32:30Uh, you're wrapped up in the...
00:32:32Oh, wow.
00:32:33Uh...
00:32:34You're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket.
00:32:35Or...
00:32:36Leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:37Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:39You, uh...
00:32:40You're fresh.
00:32:43Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:45You, uh...
00:32:46You're fresh.
00:32:47Organic.
00:32:49Yep.
00:32:52So, the wrap.
00:32:53Right.
00:32:55Um...
00:32:56Where's the, uh...
00:32:57It's, uh...
00:32:58The end is...
00:32:59I just, like, right over here.
00:33:00Oh, oh, yeah.
00:33:01Here it is.
00:33:02Let me just, uh...
00:33:03Got it.
00:33:04Uh...
00:33:05Ow.
00:33:06Ow.
00:33:07Ow.
00:33:08Sorry.
00:33:09Sorry.
00:33:10I, um...
00:33:11It's...
00:33:12It's okay.
00:33:13Here.
00:33:14Do it again.
00:33:15Sorry.
00:33:16I, uh...
00:33:17I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:18You know what?
00:33:19Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:24Uh...
00:33:25Let me just see.
00:33:27Oh, here it is.
00:33:28I got it.
00:33:29All right.
00:33:30Um...
00:33:31Pull it.
00:33:32Let me just...
00:33:33Ah!
00:33:34Oh!
00:33:35Oh, geez.
00:33:36Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:37You okay?
00:33:38Help!
00:33:39Help!
00:33:40Uh...
00:33:41Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:44Oh, geez.
00:33:46Uh...
00:33:47Uh...
00:33:48Uh...
00:33:49Uh...
00:33:50Uh...
00:33:51Uh...
00:33:52Uh...
00:33:53Well, that was stupid.
00:33:54Uh...
00:33:55Uh...
00:33:56Uh...
00:33:57Uh...
00:33:58Uh...
00:33:59Uh...
00:34:00Uh...
00:34:01How you doing tonight?
00:34:02Good.
00:34:03You having a good time?
00:34:04Yeah?
00:34:05Good.
00:34:06Jake!
00:34:07I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:09What?
00:34:10I can't hear you.
00:34:11I need another beer.
00:34:13Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:15Jake!
00:34:16Up!
00:34:17Stairs.
00:34:18Yeah.
00:34:19Hold on.
00:34:20I'll take a piss.
00:34:21How much beer?
00:34:22Oh, my God.
00:34:25It's a bad church.
00:34:25It's a bad church.
00:34:27You're a bad church.
00:34:27I don't know how to get slid.
00:34:29We're finally fucking way to get back to school.
00:34:33It's a bad church.
00:34:45Finally.
00:34:48Finally. I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:34:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:55Um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:34:57What?
00:34:58I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:02Oh.
00:35:04Well, okay.
00:35:05Okay.
00:35:18Okay.
00:35:19Okay.
00:35:20Okay.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:22Okay.
00:35:23Okay.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:25Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:26Um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:35:27What?
00:35:28I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:33Oh.
00:35:34Well, okay.
00:35:35Okay.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:48Come on, buddy.
00:35:49Come on.
00:35:50Okay.
00:35:51Oh, no.
00:35:52Come on.
00:36:09We have to save on for Pride.
00:36:13Ah.
00:36:14What are you doing uh I think it's time you know to do it um not yet more foreplay huh
00:36:33so good oh yeah oh my god draw draw draw what what ah ah ah ah ah lock jaw lock jaw is that even a thing
00:36:56I don't know ah are you okay no no no it's uh it's fine I'm just a embarrassed I it's probably
00:37:10TMJ or fracture or swollen you sure you're okay yeah yeah I'm fine okay great have fun
00:37:20oh no now let's do it now no not yet not yet
00:37:28I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come.
00:37:32No, not yet, not yet!
00:37:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:37:35No, no, no, no, not yet!
00:37:36Lexi, Lexi!
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:38No!
00:37:39No, no, no, not yet!
00:37:40Lexi!
00:37:41Lexi!
00:37:42No!
00:37:43No, no, no, not yet!
00:37:44Lexi!
00:37:45Lexi!
00:37:46Oh!
00:37:47No means no!
00:37:49Huh?
00:37:50Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:37:51I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:52It's been a really long time and I just, I haven't masturbated for anything.
00:37:58Uh-oh.
00:37:59Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:02How you doing?
00:38:03How's it going?
00:38:04Good.
00:38:05Eric?
00:38:06Eric, help me.
00:38:07I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:09Excuse me.
00:38:10Cheryl's in here.
00:38:15What's up, bruh?
00:38:17What the fuck is...
00:38:19I'm sorry.
00:38:20I'm sorry.
00:38:21I'm sorry.
00:38:22I'm sorry.
00:38:23I'm sorry.
00:38:24I'm sorry.
00:38:25I'm sorry.
00:38:26I'm sorry.
00:38:27I'm sorry.
00:38:28Hey, wait!
00:38:29Lexi, babe.
00:38:30Still waiting.
00:38:31Oh, I'm sorry.
00:38:32I can't see.
00:38:33I'm blind.
00:38:34Damn it.
00:38:35I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:38:36Hey, you!
00:38:37You better stop making fun of the blind or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:52Help!
00:38:53Help!
00:38:54I'm so sorry.
00:38:55I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:38:56I'm so sorry.
00:38:57I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:38:58Help!
00:39:00Waginha, wab!
00:39:01Wab you, babe.
00:39:02Woo!
00:39:03Oh man, what the hell are you improving?
00:39:04Oh man, normal water balloon.
00:39:07Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:24This party's ass.
00:39:26Yeah!
00:39:28This just isn't working on me.
00:39:33Nothing.
00:39:34What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:41I'm careful, man.
00:39:42The lock sticks.
00:39:43Spark it up.
00:39:45Yes!
00:39:46Oh, man!
00:39:50I love this game.
00:39:51We're in the controllers.
00:39:52We gotta play.
00:39:53Here, here, here.
00:39:54Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:55All right, watch on.
00:39:57Whoo!
00:39:59Whoa!
00:40:00Look at this!
00:40:01Oh, my God!
00:40:03Oh, man.
00:40:04Get that thing away.
00:40:05Jesus.
00:40:06Oh.
00:40:07Hey, dude.
00:40:08Nice shot.
00:40:09Wasn't me.
00:40:10Whoa!
00:40:11Whoa!
00:40:12Nice!
00:40:13Are you sitting in there or something?
00:40:14Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:16Nice.
00:40:17Nice.
00:40:18Nice.
00:40:19Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:33Whoa!
00:40:34You are the controller.
00:40:35No, I just...
00:40:36I didn't.
00:40:37I swear.
00:40:38I...
00:40:39I...
00:40:40I...
00:40:41I...
00:40:42I...
00:40:43I...
00:40:44I...
00:40:45came in there.
00:40:47Is your sis?
00:40:52Yeah, I don't.
00:40:53You are the controller.
00:41:06All right, all right.
00:41:13Hey, hey, Sue.
00:41:14What are you doing, man?
00:41:18It's all right.
00:41:19Um, hey, Sue.
00:41:31Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:33Yeah, I just needed to, um, hoe.
00:41:35Oh, sir.
00:41:37Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:43You were?
00:41:44You mean?
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:50So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:53Could we go get a drink?
00:41:58Wow, um, your toilet's really clogged.
00:42:01You know what?
00:42:03I gotta go.
00:42:04Um, happy birthday.
00:42:05Uh, no, Chris, no, that wasn't, I didn't, oh, God, never mind.
00:42:09This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:24Never going to have sex.
00:42:25Ow.
00:42:27Ow.
00:42:46Hello?
00:42:46A little attention here.
00:42:49Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:42:55Lex, don't be selfish.
00:42:58All right. Sorry.
00:43:11Ugh.
00:43:12Jeez.
00:43:13Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:16Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:19Screw it.
00:43:46Oh, no.
00:43:48That was bad.
00:43:49That was so bad.
00:43:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, that was bad, that was so bad.
00:44:16Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:19I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:24Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:29Yes, it does.
00:44:31So you're JJ?
00:44:33Uh-oh.
00:44:49Hello. Welcome to 1-900 Confess. Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:01A nun.
00:45:02Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:09Please hold.
00:45:10Oh, thank goodness.
00:45:151-900 Confession. How may I be of service?
00:45:17It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:22One day.
00:45:25Ow!
00:45:30Is that too long?
00:45:31I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:33Go on.
00:45:35Um, okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:39Well, actually, I didn't. A washing machine.
00:45:41What's her problem?
00:45:43A washing machine touched her.
00:45:47Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:45:50All right, freak. Time's up.
00:45:52What? What do I do?
00:45:53Just unplug the thing.
00:45:55No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:45:59Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:46:02I'm serious!
00:46:03Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:46:07I'll tell you this.
00:46:09Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:12No contritions?
00:46:14You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.
00:46:17So, the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:21Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:24Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:27Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:29Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:31Huh. God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:35He sure is. Now run along.
00:46:40Wow. How do you know all that?
00:46:43Because I'm a nun. Now eat my pussy, bitch!
00:46:47Huh. Accidental masturbation. Who'da thunk?
00:46:50Revenge sex. What a stupid fucking idiot.
00:47:03God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:07Yeah, admit it. I've got no game.
00:47:09I guess I can scare you. I guess I'm a beautiful one. Thank you.
00:47:16Fucking douchebag.
00:47:18Damn it.
00:47:20Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:23You go, girl.
00:47:25What?
00:47:27What are you doing here?
00:47:28We needed some place private.
00:47:31But hey, listen. If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:33Yeah?
00:47:34If you want someone great.
00:47:36I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:39No offense.
00:47:41Frank, the blind guy?
00:47:44Really?
00:47:46I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:49I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:50It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:53It was like we used all our senses.
00:47:56Everything.
00:47:59If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:02All right.
00:48:09What about him?
00:48:11Jeremy.
00:48:13Yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:15Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:17I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:19It's Jones.
00:48:21Jeremy Jones.
00:48:23This all makes sense.
00:48:24Excuse me.
00:48:26Jeremy.
00:48:28Hi.
00:48:30Who's on the phone?
00:48:31Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:33You'll meet her.
00:48:34She'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:35Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:49Oh.
00:48:50Hi, Frank.
00:48:52Sit.
00:48:56Oh, you meant...
00:48:58You meant the dog.
00:49:00Relax.
00:49:03You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:04Oh, I'm... I'm relaxed. I'm fine.
00:49:17Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:19I'm not.
00:49:22How did you know that?
00:49:26Corner.
00:49:30Sit.
00:49:32Roll over.
00:49:36Oh, you mean me.
00:49:39Roll over.
00:49:43Oh, you mean me.
00:49:45Oh, how do you...
00:49:46How do you want me to...
00:49:48Just lay down.
00:49:49Oh.
00:50:00Oh.
00:50:01I shouldn't even be doing this, but...
00:50:03Considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:05Okay.
00:50:09Oh.
00:50:12See me with your hands.
00:50:13All right.
00:50:17All right.
00:50:18Uh...
00:50:25You know, I should really...
00:50:26I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:28Really.
00:50:29Oh, you know...
00:50:30Just a second.
00:50:31Perfect.
00:50:32Okay.
00:50:33I'm gonna eat tea.
00:50:34I'm gonna eat tea.
00:50:35I'm gonna eat tea.
00:50:36I'm gonna eat tea.
00:50:37Yes, I'm gonna eat tea.
00:50:38That's a goodEM.
00:50:39Cool.
00:50:41Mmm, peanut butter.
00:50:42Peanut butter.
00:50:57Frank, Frank.
00:50:59Oh.
00:51:02Oh, Frank.
00:51:12You know, man?
00:51:28No, gimme a chip.
00:51:29My chips, homeboy.
00:51:31No, gimme a chip, man.
00:51:32My chips.
00:51:33My chip?
00:51:34No, gimme a chip.
00:51:36My chips?
00:51:38Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:40Sorry.
00:51:48It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:50That's all.
00:51:55Why don't we do this?
00:51:56Go ahead.
00:51:57I got it.
00:51:58I got it.
00:51:59No, really.
00:52:00Please.
00:52:01I want to help.
00:52:03Okay, everybody out.
00:52:05Leave.
00:52:06I have to vacuum.
00:52:10You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:22They're over here.
00:52:23I see some dust over here.
00:52:26It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:33It's a dirty floor.
00:52:35Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:39Horace.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:58Oh, yeah.
00:52:59Oh, all right.
00:53:00Oh.
00:53:01I think I got all that.
00:53:02I'm just gonna...
00:53:03I'll see how...
00:53:04Oh.
00:53:09Frankie.
00:53:10Oh, my.
00:53:11Oh.
00:53:12What was that?
00:53:13What?
00:53:14Oh, fuck your shit.
00:53:15Oh, man.
00:53:16We gotta smoke.
00:53:17Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:53:18Stop.
00:53:19Frank.
00:53:20Stop teasing Frank.
00:53:21Oh, shit.
00:53:22Sorry, man.
00:53:23We're just looking for a place to finish this road.
00:53:24Oh, I heard something.
00:53:25You wanna join us?
00:53:26Uh...
00:53:27No, I might...
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:29You gotta do it.
00:53:30Come on.
00:53:31Seriously, guys.
00:53:32Where's your dog, man?
00:53:33Dude.
00:53:34What's like being blinded?
00:53:35It's trippy.
00:53:36Oh, yeah.
00:53:37Frank?
00:53:38Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:53:40Bro, you are too funny.
00:53:41Thanks, man.
00:53:42Oooh, this is some good stuff.
00:53:43I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:53:44Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high!
00:53:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:53:46I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:53:47Damn, I really don't know.
00:53:48I know.
00:53:49What's it like?
00:53:50I know.
00:53:51How was it like a lot of people?
00:53:52What the hell?
00:53:53What's it like being blinded?
00:53:54It's trippy.
00:53:55Frank?
00:53:56Frank?
00:53:57Frank?
00:53:58Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:53:59Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:01Thanks, man.
00:54:02Ooh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:03I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:04Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:54:08Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:10This is some good shit.
00:54:30Oh, no. You're the devil.
00:54:32No more.
00:54:34JJ, I'm Jeremy.
00:54:38You have to remember that amazing time
00:54:40we had together, don't you?
00:54:42Please.
00:54:44Lex, I can't.
00:54:46I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:48I really like this girl.
00:54:50Fine. It's just so sad
00:54:52because I'm wearing this
00:54:54coupless bra,
00:54:56and I also have on crotchless panties
00:54:58with just a little
00:55:00string of pearl in front
00:55:02for extra stimulation.
00:55:04Oh.
00:55:08We've got like 30 minutes
00:55:10before she gets here.
00:55:11Perfect.
00:55:16Before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:18Let's do it.
00:55:20Let's do it.
00:55:21Fuck me.
00:55:22Fuck me now.
00:55:24What? What's wrong?
00:55:26I can't.
00:55:28I can't get it in.
00:55:30It's too dry down there.
00:55:32It's like desert down there.
00:55:34It's sandpaper.
00:55:36I just...
00:55:37Okay.
00:55:38I get the picture.
00:55:39Just try it again.
00:55:40No.
00:55:41Why is this happening?
00:55:42We fooled around before.
00:55:43I was dripping wet.
00:55:44I came like four times, remember?
00:55:45Just do what you did then.
00:55:46Go on.
00:55:47I already did my thing.
00:55:48I already tried.
00:55:49What?
00:55:50What?
00:55:51What is different this time?
00:55:52I don't know.
00:55:53Last time...
00:55:54I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:55:55What?
00:55:56You're not JJ.
00:55:57But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:55:59How can you not be JJ?
00:56:00I want to be JJ.
00:56:01Why is this happening?
00:56:02Why is this happening?
00:56:03We fooled around before.
00:56:04I...
00:56:05I was dripping wet.
00:56:06I came like four times, remember?
00:56:07Just do what you did then.
00:56:08Go on.
00:56:09I already did my thing.
00:56:10I already tried.
00:56:11What?
00:56:12Why?
00:56:13What is it different this time?
00:56:14what you're not JJ but your name is Jeremy Jones how can you not be JJ who
00:56:23the hell is this JJ where are you going we're not done here I can still do this
00:56:29I just need a little bit of fun I can do this I don't need JJ I don't need anyone
00:56:34else we can do this we'll go team what just keep going
00:56:58where's Jeremy we were just
00:57:04hey babe just working out
00:57:06how could you you bastard
00:57:12you might want to
00:57:16what
00:57:17what
00:57:19you know those aren't mine
00:57:27at least not all of them
00:57:29what is wrong with you
00:57:32what is wrong with you
00:57:37you used to be so pure
00:57:40well no more that's it
00:57:42really that's the last one
00:57:44come on
00:57:56what is it what are you doing down here
00:58:08what is it what are you doing down here
00:58:21waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far far away from here what why nothing just this blind guy and his dog and ugh honey it's gonna be okay no it's not okay
00:58:24and you know whose fault it is I'm sorry it's Jake's fault that blind cheating bastard yes he is such a dickwad you need to confront him yeah yeah I need to confront him I mean it's my birthday and I mean it's my birthday
00:58:41Jake's, Jake's fault.
00:58:44That blind cheating bastard.
00:58:46Yes, he is such a dickwad, you need to confront him.
00:58:50Yeah, yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:53I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
00:58:55Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:58:57You know, you just call him here
00:58:59and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:00Yeah, a big piece, a big old chunk of my mind,
00:59:04a big piece of it.
00:59:05Yeah.
00:59:06You know, you might want to,
00:59:09you need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:11Yeah, you're right.
00:59:13Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:14I know.
00:59:21I'm sorry.
00:59:22I just, uh, I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:28I got no game.
00:59:36It's not important.
00:59:41I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier, and, and, and I'm just embarrassed, and I
00:59:48want to make it up to you.
00:59:49Eric, really?
00:59:50I don't care.
00:59:51It's fine.
00:59:52No, but I do.
00:59:52I mean, I do.
00:59:53I care.
00:59:54I haven't known how to tell you, maybe because, uh, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:01But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime soon because I'm going to be
01:00:06leaving for a little while, and, and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:09Really?
01:00:10Eric, you're shy.
01:00:11You have no game.
01:00:12Well, no, not really.
01:00:13Yeah, no, I can do this.
01:00:14Sorry.
01:00:15Sorry.
01:00:16I can't do this.
01:00:17I can't do this.
01:00:18I can't do this.
01:00:19I can't do this.
01:00:20Sorry.
01:00:21Okay.
01:00:22All right.
01:00:23I, uh, happy birthday then.
01:00:43Happy birthday, then.
01:00:55I'm sorry, I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:05Wow.
01:01:13Here I come, baby.
01:01:18Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:23Oh, Eric, stop.
01:01:25Um, we can't do this.
01:01:26Oh, goddammit, not again.
01:01:28Oh, no, um...
01:01:29Honey, happy...
01:01:32What the fuck is this?
01:01:33Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:35Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:37Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:01:43Aw, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:45You're...
01:01:46I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:01:49Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:51You couldn't find me?
01:01:53What about all those girls' vaginas you were in
01:01:56or your penis getting sucked?
01:01:58Cheryl, honey.
01:01:59No, no.
01:02:00We can work this out.
01:02:01Baby, I love you.
01:02:03Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:04Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:06I promise.
01:02:07No, Jake.
01:02:08I can't do this.
01:02:09I'm sorry.
01:02:10Cheryl, come on.
01:02:11No, Jake, please, just go.
01:02:12Please, please, come on.
01:02:13Just go.
01:02:14I'm sorry.
01:02:15You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:16How can you do it to me?
01:02:18Yay!
01:02:19You did it.
01:02:20I am so proud of you.
01:02:21You got your revenge sex.
01:02:22You left him a mere shell of a man.
01:02:24Um, revenge sex?
01:02:27It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:30Right.
01:02:31It all makes sense now.
01:02:34Wow.
01:02:35I feel really stupid.
01:02:37Eric, I'm really, I'm really sorry.
01:02:40Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:43And you used me.
01:02:45Eric, please don't go.
01:02:47Please, Eric!
01:02:48Aren't you happy?
01:02:51Well, no, that's not exactly what I was supposed to feel like.
01:02:55You mean the sex?
01:02:56Was it?
01:02:57Yeah.
01:02:58No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:00Oh.
01:03:01You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:02Really?
01:03:03I just never found the right guy.
01:03:05Or guys.
01:03:07Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:09People are starting to leave.
01:03:10I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:12I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:24This is bullshit!
01:03:25Oh!
01:03:26Oh!
01:03:27Oh!
01:03:28Dude, suck it!
01:03:29What the?
01:03:30I'm outta here!
01:03:31Yeah!
01:03:32He has good hair, though.
01:03:35Don't you puke on me.
01:03:37And don't puke on my car, either.
01:03:40Oh, Sue, are you alright?
01:03:42Was it from sex?
01:03:43Did you pop your cork?
01:03:44I don't think so.
01:03:45Not with the guy, anyway.
01:03:46Oh, don't ask.
01:04:07Every possible object.
01:04:10It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:11It was like... transformers.
01:04:13They just all became vibrators.
01:04:14I told you.
01:04:16It's addicting.
01:04:19So what about Chris?
01:04:21Well, last time I saw him, he was running away through your life.
01:04:23I told you he was gay.
01:04:25Well, I think I'm just all cramp.
01:04:30I think it's broken.
01:04:32So wait.
01:04:34None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:40Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:43So I was going to go grab some food.
01:04:45You want to go?
01:04:46No.
01:04:47I think I should finish up here.
01:04:50Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:52No.
01:04:54I don't know.
01:04:54For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:04:58Or something.
01:05:00Why?
01:05:00Do you know him?
01:05:02Sort of.
01:05:02Oh.
01:05:03Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:13Love him.
01:05:14Shut it.
01:05:15You wanna do it?
01:05:15I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:05:16I wanna get married.
01:05:17You wanna do it?
01:05:18I'm dippin' it.
01:05:18I'm dippin'.
01:05:19I'm dippin'.
01:05:20I'm dippin'.
01:05:20I'm dippin'.
01:05:21All right, I'm dippin'.
01:05:21I'm dippin'.
01:05:21Um, no, no way.
01:05:51Oh, well, there's always next year.
01:06:17It's you.
01:06:26I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:30I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:39I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:48I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:57I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:07:06I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:07:16I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:07:26I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:07:29And when the heat is on.
01:07:32Wow.
01:07:34That's amazing.
01:07:37Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:40I guess something inspired me.
01:07:43You really captured his expression, and his eyes.
01:07:46Yeah.
01:07:47Even the little calc he has in his hair.
01:07:50who's Eric's that's him right oh yeah I have to go see him
01:08:03well I think you know what we should do
01:08:09one nine hundred confess sister turris yeah hon um there was a problem with your credit card I just
01:08:28need the last three numbers in the back oh sure oh it's two seven one um sister I know this isn't
01:08:36a confession but can I ask your opinion on something do you think if you do something bad
01:08:41that God will forgive you take you back sure hon why not as long as you're on the right path
01:08:50well how do you know if you're on that path I always look for some kind of sign from the universe
01:08:56something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay sister can I get up now I really gotta pee
01:09:05no hush your trap okay honey I really need to get back to work but call back any time
01:09:13thanks
01:09:15sister shut up or I'll punish you hard you sheep fucker
01:09:22eric wait
01:09:39cheryl
01:09:42eric um look I am so sorry about everything
01:09:49I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning but then at the end I wasn't
01:09:54I just didn't want to do that with you the revenge part not the sex part
01:10:00um I I do want to go out with you and I didn't realize that until this morning
01:10:09I mean you're a completely different guy than Jake is and he's all over these
01:10:13eric
01:10:14come on I gotta get going
01:10:16oh wow
01:10:19um cheryl uh this is my sister tina tina cheryl
01:10:23hi nice to meet you
01:10:26uh so um do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back
01:10:35yeah sure
01:10:37oh sorry no kissing right no kissing oh
01:10:46yeah
01:10:49yeah did you ever uh get those flowers I sent you
01:11:05I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi
01:11:10wait what I never did that
01:11:12I mean you don't have to lie about it she told me all about your pierced tongue
01:11:17she must have me mixed up with someone else
01:11:23I wonder who it was
01:11:26at least this birthday is over
01:11:47dear lord please forgive me
01:12:00I mean if you could just I don't know like send me a sign
01:12:05who it was
01:12:24true
01:12:29no
01:12:30Excuse me, excuse me, do you know where the church is?
01:12:37It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:39Um, yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:12:42Or used to go to.
01:12:44Um, it's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:49You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:12:52Oh, um, I don't know.
01:13:00Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:05Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:10Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:13I don't think so.
01:13:15But thanks.
01:13:17What's your name?
01:13:18Sue.
01:13:19What's yours?
01:13:20Jesus.
01:13:22Really?
01:13:23Si.
01:13:25Uh, maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:30I could, uh, work this way.
01:13:32I think we needed the ride.
01:13:37Oh, it wouldn't be so powerful.
01:13:43Ah.