mortal realm outshines the divine realm
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00:00:00Young sire
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00:00:08陈儿
00:00:10你即将执掌天界
00:00:13按天货规则要下凡例
00:00:16此番前世 一定要找到你心仪的女子
00:00:21我们天神一组 人丁当博
00:00:24你是九千九百九十九代单臣
00:00:29You must be mercado the Lord with the Lord,
00:00:32aging for life.
00:00:35I know.
00:00:38This is Lord of the Holy Spirit!
00:00:42Oh, that's right.
00:00:44What's wrong?
00:00:46Can I say?
00:00:51Chcerea!
00:00:52You're the one you don't want to listen to!
00:00:54Uncle, I don't want to hear.
00:00:57Bum, you're a girl.
00:00:58You're a girl.
00:01:00When you give him a daughter.
00:01:01Then you're going to be a girl.
00:01:04What do you want to see?
00:01:05She's a girl.
00:01:08I'm not a girl.
00:01:11She was a girl.
00:01:13What?
00:01:15You're a girl.
00:01:19She's a girl.
00:01:20I got a girl.
00:01:22She's a girl.
00:01:27姐姐,婚姻大事,父母做主,父親為你訂了婚事,你還敢推辭?
00:01:35我就不一樣了,父親為我訂好的婚事,我就乖乖出嫁了。
00:01:41父親把你嫁給吉陽成熟夫做正器,卻把我嫁給你那七八十歲的老頭做小妻,這能一樣嗎?
00:01:51姐!
00:01:53姐!
00:01:55妮女,這日你嫁也得嫁,不嫁,你也得嫁!
00:01:59父親,如果要嫁給我的話,我一定要抓住你這個地方,你倒是要讓神太子,我父親就是一個國则惡毒之人!
00:02:07你!
00:02:13你若是不敢嫁給娃娃,我就把你嫁給這個絲燒自己最悲劍的結蛋!
00:02:19我就把你嫁給這個絲燒最悲劍的乞丐!
00:02:24就算叫你乞丐,我也絕對不會給人當小妾!
00:02:29好!
00:02:30那個,那個誰?
00:02:32叫我啊!
00:02:33叫我啊!
00:02:34叫我啊!
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00:02:47你!
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00:02:57叫我啊!
00:02:58叫我啊!
00:03:08Oh
00:03:38是
00:03:40不行
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00:03:56没想到
00:03:58赵老爷居然把大女儿嫁给这个乞丐了
00:04:00听说呀
00:04:02干嘛呀是要嫁给马老爷当小妾
00:04:04大女儿宁死不吃
00:04:06结果赵老爷一怒之下
00:04:08就把他嫁给了这个乞丐
00:04:10听我说
00:04:12这姑娘就是想不开
00:04:14马老爷虽然老了点
00:04:16庞里也算妖缠万宫
00:04:18嫁给她也是荣华富贵想之不尽
00:04:20现在嫁给这个卑贱的臭乞丐
00:04:22那有什么好日子过
00:04:24确实
00:04:26他有什么意思
00:04:30最后问你一句
00:04:34确定不后悔
00:04:36不后悔
00:04:44走
00:04:46一起回家
00:05:00我是个乞丐
00:05:02没有家
00:05:04只能在这里将就一晚了
00:05:06初见姐夫
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00:05:22这是怎么回事
00:05:24娘子
00:05:26之前进
00:05:27我们
00:05:28喝酒杯酒吧
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00:07:14I'm already in the city.
00:07:25Why are you still here?
00:07:32Shenzhen,
00:07:33you must be the king of the king.
00:07:37You must be the king of the king.
00:07:40You must be the king of the king of the king.
00:07:44Yes.
00:07:45Mother.
00:07:52Congratulations.
00:07:59Mother.
00:08:00The wedding is already finished.
00:08:01Your father will go to the hospital.
00:08:03You have to go to the hospital.
00:08:05Why do you still have to go to the hospital?
00:08:07Your father will go to the hospital.
00:08:11Really?
00:08:12I didn't think so.
00:08:14You've been to the village.
00:08:16為為娘找到的兒媳婦.
00:08:18If you have a her媳婦.
00:08:21為娘就能報上天孫了呀.
00:08:25We are the king.
00:08:27世代單純.
00:08:29You is 9999代獨苗了.
00:08:32If your mother is a king.
00:08:34If you can make the Lord of the Holy Spirit.
00:08:36She is the king.
00:08:37She is the king.
00:08:38The king is our king.
00:08:40The king is our king.
00:08:42What's that?
00:08:44What's that?
00:08:46Go!
00:08:48Go!
00:08:50Shenzhen,
00:08:52these are all my daughters.
00:08:54This is my family.
00:08:56This is a year of five years.
00:08:58It's been a five hundred years.
00:09:00This is a year of year.
00:09:02It's been a year for sure.
00:09:04This is the day of year.
00:09:06It's been a day for the night.
00:09:08It's been a day for the night.
00:09:10Hey,白日!
00:09:11You can take these gifts to him and get him back to him.
00:09:15The girl is waiting for him to come back to him.
00:09:19Now he's over 7 days.
00:09:21He's waiting for him.
00:09:23He's waiting for him.
00:09:24It's 7 days.
00:09:26This is the day of the day.
00:09:28The woman is waiting for you for 7 years.
00:09:33I'm sorry.
00:09:34I'm sorry.
00:09:35She's not a big fan!
00:09:41She's not a big fan!
00:09:43She's not a big fan!
00:09:45She's taking a gift to her.
00:09:47She's taking some gifts to me!
00:09:49She's not a big fan!
00:09:55She's not a big fan!
00:09:58I don't need you!
00:10:00You guys!
00:10:02I need money!
00:10:04Me neither.
00:10:05I haven't been to wash this and clean.
00:10:07We're not even to have a good care!
00:10:10I'm not even aware of the time.
00:10:12I don't have to worry about the time.
00:10:14My father's still there.
00:10:16You're not alone!
00:10:18You're not alone!
00:10:20You're not alone!
00:10:22You're not alone!
00:10:23You're alone!
00:10:25Even now, I'll get you done!
00:10:27If I let you get back, you'll be gone!
00:10:30You're not alone!
00:10:31I'll tell you that little kid!
00:10:33We're already having two kinds of mudrues.
00:10:35Now the gki-gki is still up to me.
00:10:37You just have two small gki-g.
00:10:39에e-gum-tune is a secret慢慢.
00:10:41It has been a good looking-tune.
00:10:42You don't love me, Mr.
00:10:43But she is looking at me.
00:10:45She is in the same room.
00:10:47She will have to get me.
00:10:48I was you?
00:10:50There was a gki-gki-gki, she did not get what she did.
00:10:52She's a princess.
00:10:53She is a princess and her uncle over here.
00:10:55They were back.
00:10:57Poor girl.
00:10:58She is again.
00:10:59I don't know.
00:11:29I'm back here.
00:11:32Oh, my God.
00:11:33My God, my God, I'll come to you and my dad.
00:11:35Oh, my God.
00:11:37I'll take my clothes.
00:11:39I'll take my clothes.
00:11:41My God, my God, I'll come to you.
00:11:43My God, my God, I'll take my gift.
00:11:46Oh, my God.
00:11:51Oh, my God, my God.
00:11:53Oh, my God.
00:11:54Today is the church.
00:11:56Oh, my God.
00:11:58天神人帽助箱天神一定会保佑我们赵家擦颜滚滚不受崩坑呢.
00:12:06來,快進去
00:12:10快點
00:12:18高姐姐真是命苦啊,
00:12:19剛成千夫妻就逃了
00:12:21只能帶著兩個孩子回娘家蹤飯吃
00:12:24一家子臭乞丐
00:12:28娘
00:12:30不如我们带上他们一起吧
00:12:44一定要天神老爷
00:12:46保佑我们赵家
00:12:47娘
00:12:48一定要
00:12:49您和这种人
00:12:50就该多喜欢
00:12:54还是我们羽儿
00:12:56聪明啊
00:12:57好了
00:12:58赶紧上轿吧
00:12:59别耽误了及时
00:13:24娘
00:13:25这是圣子的性脉吗
00:13:26怎么会流落在人间
00:13:27什么圣主
00:13:28圣主已经正式继位
00:13:29只找神仙
00:13:30成为了神圈带人
00:13:32哥哥
00:13:34这里很熟悉
00:13:35是啊
00:13:36就像回到家的感觉
00:13:38周天神老爷
00:13:44救天神老爷帮助我们赵家
00:13:46踩云滚滚
00:13:48无寿安康
00:13:53女女
00:13:56还处在那里干什么
00:13:57还不赶紧带着你那两个小野种
00:13:59过来跪下磕头
00:14:01.
00:14:19No, no!
00:14:29Mm-hmm .
00:14:30I'm not gonna die.
00:14:31I don't wanna die.
00:14:32Stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:14:34That's what I'm gonna die.
00:14:35I'm not gonna die.
00:14:37You're not gonna die.
00:14:39I'm not gonna die.
00:14:41I'm not gonna die.
00:14:50We all need to die.
00:14:52You're not gonna die.
00:14:53This is not a mess.
00:14:55You're not gonna die.
00:14:57Oh,
00:15:27Oh, I'm not supposed to be here.
00:15:29Yes.
00:15:30What is it?
00:15:31Who is the天神?
00:15:35Oh, it's them.
00:15:38What is this?
00:15:38That's my son.
00:15:41Yes.
00:15:42The child is a child's son.
00:15:44He has the Holy Spirit's son's son.
00:15:45He has the Holy Spirit's son's son.
00:15:48What a child is saying.
00:15:49What a child is saying.
00:15:50What a child is saying.
00:15:51Yes.
00:15:52You're the only one.
00:15:54You're the only one.
00:15:54Oh
00:16:24Oh, my God!
00:16:26They're your own.
00:16:28You're over them!
00:16:30They're all over.
00:16:32They're a girl!
00:16:34This girl is a girl.
00:16:36She's a girl.
00:16:38She's a girl.
00:16:40If you're a girl,
00:16:42you'll have a girl.
00:16:44I'll never let you go.
00:16:46You're not going to die.
00:16:48I'm going to die.
00:16:54Oh
00:17:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
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00:23:12是商骨世家
00:23:13家里长年敬服的各路天神
00:23:15为人烧香
00:23:16全不敢大脑
00:23:17看我天神老爷明见啊
00:23:19你们敬奉天神
00:23:20都是为了钱财
00:23:22但你们可知道
00:23:23天神最要的便是
00:23:25故人不一之
00:23:26你这个下贱的乞丐
00:23:31竟敢口吐狂言
00:23:33你们冲撞了天神
00:23:35马上就要死到临头了
00:23:37还敢再跟你胡说八道
00:23:38今天
00:23:39农夫就要好好教训教训你
00:23:41天神出击
00:23:43我则要看
00:23:44那什么就是
00:23:46你们这是好大的胆子
00:23:51当去天神的面
00:23:52你们就敢这样
00:23:53胡作非为吗
00:23:54雪儿这是认错了
00:23:57这满天的神府
00:24:01无论掌管的是什么
00:24:02总归还是坚守神
00:24:04义
00:24:04这两个字
00:24:05当去天神神像的面
00:24:10就敢这样为非做的
00:24:11难道就不怕陷阻神明吗
00:24:13还是你们觉得
00:24:16天神是瞎子
00:24:17看不到你们所做的坏事
00:24:19会来神母说神经是瞎子
00:24:23娘子
00:24:26天神不是瞎子
00:24:28相公
00:24:29你放心
00:24:30我不会让任何人烧毁你
00:24:32你们可真会颠倒是非
00:24:39明明是你们冲撞天神
00:24:41我们只是替天行道
00:24:43你们还说我们为非做的
00:24:45没错
00:24:45我们是替天行道
00:24:47替天神出气
00:24:49你
00:24:51你这个碑剑的乞丐
00:24:54居然敢打我
00:24:55来人的
00:24:57你
00:24:58你这个
00:25:08这个卑贱的东西
00:25:13连天狗都不如
00:25:14你该在我面前
00:25:16做铃做福
00:25:18今天我就要好好教训教训你
00:25:20让你知道什么叫天高地厚
00:25:22还有你
00:25:23我今天就要打断你的腿
00:25:25看你以后还敢不敢
00:25:27在外面胡说八道
00:25:28我清白
00:25:29老爷
00:25:31居然都是你的亲骨肉
00:25:33闭嘴
00:25:34你是我娘子的父亲
00:25:36都是一家人
00:25:37你们为何如此对她
00:25:39呸
00:25:40谁跟你这家人
00:25:41你们冲撞了天神老爷
00:25:43可别连累我
00:25:44刚才
00:25:45我就已经跟这个逆女
00:25:47断绝妇女关系
00:25:48在场的所有人
00:25:49都可以为我作争
00:25:50你们这种人
00:25:51根本就不配和我相亲并乱
00:25:53你们这对夏家的夫妇
00:25:56心想跟我们
00:25:57谈关系
00:25:58报救我
00:25:58你们冲撞了天神老爷
00:26:00就等着
00:26:01死死了
00:26:02走上
00:26:03糟糕
00:26:07夏凡是忘了解开封印
00:26:09从现在只有万分之一的功力
00:26:10还愣就干啥
00:26:11给我等我啊
00:26:12我要保护仙君
00:26:13我要保护仙君
00:26:15我要保护仙君
00:26:17糟糕
00:26:21夏凡是忘了解开封印
00:26:23从现在只有万分之一的功力
00:26:25还能不能干什么
00:26:25给我打呀
00:26:26不要到我们仙君
00:26:29你
00:26:29雪儿
00:26:37叶琴
00:26:38我要先学
00:26:40我要保护仙君
00:26:41糟糕
00:26:42赶紧想的是
00:26:44凡人之群
00:26:45你没有打救他
00:26:47没有打我心
00:26:49死
00:26:53天神
00:26:54寄人
00:26:57想死
00:26:59我成全你
00:27:00与我打
00:27:01与我打
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00:27:43You're an old man who is a little old kid.
00:27:45I don't think.
00:27:47She can't even make us all the people!
00:27:49A lot!
00:27:56I'm not a kid.
00:27:58This is a good kid.
00:28:00She's been a kid.
00:28:01She's a kid!
00:28:03She's not a kid!
00:28:04I'm not going to take my kids to all this shit.
00:28:07You're not gonna give them this shit!
00:28:09Who said that?
00:28:10I'm not a kid.
00:28:13今天我就要用你的血祭奠天神
00:28:16下届的狗东西
00:28:20今天就是你们的死期
00:28:23如果你们要是能刻意摆个响头
00:28:28生许我还能饶
00:28:30爹 他们激怒了牵手
00:28:33怎么能饶他们
00:28:34就算刻意摆个响头也不行
00:28:36老爷 居然可是你的亲生不容
00:28:40你当真这么狠心吗
00:28:42爹 他 滚开
00:28:44你这个丧心
00:28:46娘 你们没事吧
00:28:48有事 我娘是正事
00:28:50你敢动手打他
00:28:52动手怎么了
00:28:54又不是第一次动手
00:28:56娘
00:28:57都给我上
00:29:01娘 娘
00:29:07雪儿
00:29:08她们做你娘
00:29:10难道是
00:29:12相公
00:29:14七年前你离开不久
00:29:16我就发现我怀孕了
00:29:20所以
00:29:21她们是我的孩子
00:29:26端端月月
00:29:27来 快来叫爹爹
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