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00:00:30Oh, my bad.
00:00:36Hello?
00:00:37Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:40I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:44So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:48Sue, um, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52Um, I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:56Uh, I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:58You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:00What?
00:01:01But you can't.
00:01:02I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:06Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:07You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:11This is bad.
00:01:12You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:13She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:22Come on, Lexi.
00:01:23So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:41Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:44But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:47I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:50But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:54So, what's something we've never done before?
00:01:57Mushrooms?
00:01:58No, not like that.
00:01:59Like something nice.
00:02:01Like maybe a trip.
00:02:02Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:04No.
00:02:04Sorry, Sue.
00:02:08I have a date.
00:02:09So do I.
00:02:11Sorry, Sue.
00:02:12Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:13We'll figure it out.
00:02:25Oh, flowers.
00:02:26Are these from you?
00:02:27Yeah, sure.
00:02:30Here you go.
00:02:32No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:34I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:37I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:42Oh, Jake.
00:02:47Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:50Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:02:52When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:54The best night of my life.
00:02:56It will be, I promise.
00:02:58It'll always be amazing with you and me together.
00:03:04Jake, no, I have to go.
00:03:11I have to work on my art project.
00:03:14You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:16but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:20Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:23The Saturday?
00:03:24Of course.
00:03:24Thanks.
00:03:30Okay, bye.
00:03:40Nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:03:42Oh, baby, you're so hot.
00:03:45I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:46Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:47Yeah.
00:03:48What was your name again?
00:03:49Rod.
00:03:50Sex guy.
00:03:50Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:59Yeah, right, I bet.
00:04:07Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:10Oh, no.
00:04:11Does not compute.
00:04:13Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:15Oh, huh.
00:04:19Hi.
00:04:22When did you get home?
00:04:23So is it true?
00:04:24Yes, it is.
00:04:26It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:30I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy,
00:04:35and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:37So I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her, losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:45On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:47Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even like our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:04:55Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:02I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:05Sorry.
00:05:09But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:13We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:17Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:20It's not Jake.
00:05:22It's the male ideal.
00:05:24Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:05:28Right.
00:05:30Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:32I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:33I'm not really an artist.
00:05:34Rose, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:37The point is, we should all lose our virginities together.
00:05:39On the same day.
00:05:40And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:42I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:44And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:45Look, I can go either way.
00:05:48I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:52I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:55Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:59But, if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:10Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:13To church.
00:06:14To pray for you.
00:06:15I want to be first in line.
00:06:16I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:19Yeah, me too.
00:06:29Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:31It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:33I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:35Mm-hmm.
00:06:36Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.
00:06:43Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I mean, not me.
00:06:47I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:49Mm-hmm.
00:06:51I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:53Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:56But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:07:00But there was nothing there.
00:07:04Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:06My best friends.
00:07:08They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:12Third base.
00:07:13What?
00:07:14No.
00:07:15Like, sex.
00:07:16Like, intercourse.
00:07:18With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention.
00:07:21If you know what I mean.
00:07:22All the way.
00:07:24Go all the way.
00:07:26What are you?
00:07:27What?
00:07:29Ah!
00:07:31How could you do that?
00:07:33You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:36What?
00:07:43Yes.
00:07:44Yes!
00:07:45Run!
00:07:46Run!
00:07:47Home route!
00:07:48Ah!
00:07:49Damn it!
00:07:52Oh, fucking Yankees.
00:07:53I'm sorry.
00:07:56Sorry.
00:07:56Sorry.
00:07:56Sorry.
00:07:56Sorry.
00:08:00Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:20What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:22I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:24Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:28I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:35This weekend, on our birthday.
00:08:38Do what?
00:08:40It, screw, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs, shagging, fucking.
00:08:49You do, but what about all your religious stuff, and what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:56Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:58Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:04So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:09Right.
00:09:11I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:13Hey, Frank.
00:09:22Hi, Sue.
00:09:25Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:28Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:31Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:33We'll be back.
00:09:34I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthdays.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at my short?
00:09:48Well, my house looks done.
00:10:03Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18.
00:10:05And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep, because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake, and I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:17But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:18Just pop your chair.
00:10:19It's easy.
00:10:21I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:28I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:38My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:43Sue, you might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:48What?
00:10:48No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:54Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:55It's a sign.
00:10:56Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02He does not.
00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:17Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:18See you in the morning.
00:11:27I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:31I'm gonna have to say to him.
00:11:32I know.
00:11:33I'm gonna have to say to him,
00:11:41I'm gonna have to say to him.
00:11:44Yeah.
00:11:47You're so perfect.
00:12:17I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:45Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:13:09Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:15Oh my gosh, they're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!
00:13:37Ew, why?
00:13:39It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43I'm going to surprise him.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic wrapped idiot.
00:14:07Guys, seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:14:13Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:16I love it.
00:14:17Um, you should put that down, though, because it's like, it's really...
00:14:21Very fragile.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:24Let's put it down.
00:14:25Hurry up.
00:14:27Those were your anal beads, right?
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30Okay, I thought so.
00:14:31Mmm.
00:14:50Whoa!
00:14:51Oh, Jesus.
00:14:52Whoa!
00:14:53Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.
00:14:57Nice!
00:14:58Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:15:07Happy birthday, Lex!
00:15:09No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:12That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:16And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:19Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I mean, I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23Okay, come on.
00:15:29Buster, such a cutie.
00:15:31Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:33All right, sorry.
00:15:34Are you okay now?
00:15:35Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:38See you later.
00:15:40I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:42This is crazy.
00:15:43Jake!
00:15:44Hi!
00:15:45Hey, Ben.
00:15:46Happy birthday.
00:15:47Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:49What?
00:15:50You want a beer?
00:15:52No.
00:15:53Oh, hon.
00:15:54Come here.
00:15:55I have your present here.
00:15:56I'll give it to you later.
00:15:57The time's right.
00:15:58You didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:59And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:02Hey, bro.
00:16:03We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:16:04We'll bet.
00:16:05All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:06Hey.
00:16:07How you doing?
00:16:08Hi.
00:16:09How you doing?
00:16:10Hi.
00:16:11You didn't have to keep me ready for you.
00:16:13How late?
00:16:14You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:16You didn't have to get me anything.
00:16:17And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:19Hey, bro.
00:16:20We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:16:21I'll bet.
00:16:23All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:25Hey.
00:16:26How you doing?
00:16:27Hey.
00:16:28How you doing?
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:38Check it out!
00:16:43Dare me?
00:17:00Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:01Are those real?
00:17:02Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey!
00:17:04Ah, dude, move!
00:17:05Come on, lame!
00:17:06Oh, all right, okay.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:09Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the moves.
00:17:1120 bucks says,
00:17:13by the end of the day,
00:17:13I will be motorboating those titties.
00:17:17They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:23Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:31Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:32Here, let me.
00:17:33Joanna, no, just go enjoy the party.
00:17:35It's not.
00:17:38I'm in.
00:17:41Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:43I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:47Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:48I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:49It just, like, disappeared.
00:17:50Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:06How come I haven't met you before?
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:09Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:18:11Have you seen Jake?
00:18:11Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:18Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where you went.
00:18:22Go roll.
00:18:25Liquid courage?
00:18:26Yeah.
00:18:27Atta girl.
00:18:28Vodka, cranberry?
00:18:33Surely simple.
00:18:36Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:37I can go meet around.
00:18:39Sue?
00:18:40Are you okay?
00:18:42Sue?
00:18:43Relax.
00:18:45They're just guys.
00:18:46Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:47Seriously.
00:18:48It's gonna be fine.
00:18:49Is Chris here?
00:18:50Yeah.
00:18:51Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:58No, he does not have gatefeits.
00:19:01I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:02I'm gonna do it.
00:19:08Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:11No, he does not have gatefeits.
00:19:14I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:16I'm gonna do it.
00:19:17I'm gonna do this.
00:19:18Good luck.
00:19:19Hey, you can do this.
00:19:23Just act like a slut.
00:19:27Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:37Yeah, my favorite chapter is Solomon Galore.
00:19:40Chris.
00:19:41Hi.
00:19:42Can I talk to you?
00:19:44Uh-huh.
00:19:45Uh, in private?
00:19:47No.
00:19:47Oh, hey, Lexi.
00:20:01Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:05You're so sexy.
00:20:08Ever since you played Jesus at camp,
00:20:10I've just, I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:14And I really want to...
00:20:17Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:19Is that wrong?
00:20:20Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:20:22Nothing.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:23I don't know how to do this.
00:20:25Sue.
00:20:27Sue.
00:20:28Sue.
00:20:29I understand these urges, and, you know, I like you too.
00:20:38Really?
00:20:39You do?
00:20:40I do.
00:20:41I really do.
00:20:42I like you too.
00:20:44Really?
00:20:45You do?
00:20:46I do.
00:20:46I really do.
00:20:48It's just...
00:20:49I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:55Right.
00:20:56Lexi said you were...
00:20:57Jesus.
00:20:58Oh.
00:20:59That man.
00:21:00Of course.
00:21:02What did you think?
00:21:03Oh, nothing.
00:21:04So we can still do this then?
00:21:07Oh, Sue.
00:21:08You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about
00:21:18him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed
00:21:30over each other, so delicately, beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty,
00:21:41under that hot, hot sun, and I just feel such compassion.
00:21:47I think about those things, too.
00:21:49So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:53Not really.
00:21:54I just find it too hard, it is, to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so
00:22:03much for us.
00:22:04So...
00:22:06We're going to go out there, right?
00:22:16Andy, we're going to tell you 30 months.
00:22:18Hey, Ty.
00:22:19Whoa!
00:22:21Have you seen Jake?
00:22:22Uh, no.
00:22:23No.
00:22:24All right.
00:22:28Okay.
00:22:28All right, focus, focus, focus.
00:22:36Oh, there he is.
00:22:40Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:42How could he?
00:22:56How could he?
00:22:59Sue?
00:23:00What happened?
00:23:01Did you guys do it?
00:23:03Sue?
00:23:04He doesn't want me.
00:23:05No, because he's gay.
00:23:07No, he's not.
00:23:08He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:10Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:12The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for
00:23:16you.
00:23:17Look, the only way you were going to find out what kind of man you really want is to know
00:23:22what kind of woman you really are, deep inside.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Come with me.
00:23:29Where?
00:23:30To meet your dark side.
00:23:37Out.
00:23:39Everyone out.
00:23:40Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face-to-face.
00:23:53I really can't.
00:24:05I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:08I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:13I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:18Sue?
00:24:19Can you see it?
00:24:22Sue?
00:24:23I'm almost...
00:24:27I'm almost there.
00:24:32What?
00:24:35What?
00:24:36Sue, what happened?
00:24:37What did you see?
00:24:38A raccoon?
00:24:40What?
00:24:42You overshot it.
00:24:43Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:51I can't.
00:24:52Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:53Okay.
00:24:54Fine.
00:24:55Fine.
00:24:56I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:24:59What?
00:25:00You really need an orgasm.
00:25:03Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've
00:25:06never even had it with yourself.
00:25:07This really has to be your first step.
00:25:10Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:12Coming.
00:25:13Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:15Just find it and use it.
00:25:17Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:19It's black.
00:25:20It vibrates.
00:25:23Come on, Rod.
00:25:25Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:26And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:30Hey, cutie!
00:25:42Cutie!
00:25:46Oh!
00:25:48Bullseye!
00:25:49Oh, yeah!
00:25:53Bang.
00:25:54Bang.
00:25:54Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:58Boy, straighten up.
00:25:59Good boy.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:05I'm sorry I can't see anything.
00:26:08That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:10What a bitch.
00:26:11Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:14Ah!
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00:26:57What is wrong Lexi it's Jake
00:27:09He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl for sure I mean I know I've been putting
00:27:16off having sex with him so maybe maybe it's my fault that's no excuse he's a dirtbag how
00:27:21dare he no it's awful I mean I thought I was gonna marry him it's a text it's it's
00:27:33from him um I can't bear myself to read it okay he's looking for you he wants to
00:27:38give you your birthday gift oh I can't face him um I have to go I'm going no you
00:27:44can't just leave well I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened I
00:27:48mean maybe I should confront him well either deny it or admit and promise
00:27:53never to do it again either way it's bullshit I see only one option I'm
00:27:58leaving revenge sex I mean what what does that even mean it means you find a guy
00:28:04you screw his brains out and you let Jake catch you revenge sex I mean what what
00:28:12does that even mean it means you find a guy you screw his brains out and you let
00:28:16Jake catch you but he I mean he doesn't care he doesn't care about me I mean why
00:28:21would he's just into other girls trust me he'll care seriously this is the worst
00:28:27thing you can do to him to his ego just screw someone else when you've never even
00:28:31had sex with him especially if it's with someone smarter better looking and with a
00:28:36bigger dick no I couldn't plus I mean there's there's no one smarter and better
00:28:43looking Eric he's perfect Eric Hall are you kidding I mean he wouldn't be into me
00:28:51he likes your type really and what type is that it's bloody yeah trust me he's
00:28:58amazing I fooled around with him once he has this great tongue ring oh no I could
00:29:03never fool around with somebody you've fooled around with okay then fine we will
00:29:07find someone else someone that I haven't fooled around with okay what does it
00:29:15matter that I fooled around with him I mean it's you're not gonna marry the guy no I
00:29:20just couldn't do it fine if you want to live the rest of your life knowing that
00:29:24you had one chance to do the right thing to make your boyfriend feel like a
00:29:27total worthless piece of garbage and possibly even scarred the rest of his
00:29:31existence and you chose not to do it go ahead but honestly I don't know how you'll
00:29:36be able to live with yourself I don't know but honestly I don't know how you'll be
00:29:43able to live with yourself I don't know trust me it's going to work
00:29:54I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs
00:30:12hey happy birthday mm-hmm thanks
00:30:24do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain
00:30:54but it's actually from us us America United States I know where we live right
00:31:03of course I know where we live right of course hey Jesus Erica are you gonna make your move or not
00:31:17oh you want me to move yeah no I can totally move I just no you're fine
00:31:24Jake
00:31:33so Eric do you want to do it or not oh I'm sorry it what um it like monkey boning and like pigs in a blanket
00:31:47blanket get real nasty oh oh you mean like uh right now I mean well yeah you know the sooner the better
00:31:58the better yeah sure I mean well yeah of course I just never realized that you I mean
00:32:07whoo uh it's just you're so you're so beautiful okay um no Cassine right um of course sorry
00:32:25so um do you wanna unwrap me oh wow uh you're wrapped up like a hot pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese
00:32:36now that you left over you're not yeah you're fresh now that you left over you're not yeah you're fresh
00:32:47organic yep so the wrap right um where's the uh it's uh the end is that I just like right over here oh yeah here it is
00:32:59uh it's where I see it um let me just uh uh oh sorry sorry sorry I um it's okay here do it again
00:33:10sorry I uh I bite my nails so it's a little difficult you know what let me just lay on the bed
00:33:16okay uh let me just see oh here it is I got it all right just um pull it
00:33:31let me just oh geez uh Cheryl are you you okay uh hey Cheryl are you okay
00:33:43oh geez well that was stupid yeah how you doing tonight having a good time yeah good Jake I think I saw Cheryl upstairs
00:34:08what what I can't hear you another beer chips are so damn salty Jake upstairs yeah hold on take a piss
00:34:20how much beer
00:34:23oh
00:34:24finally
00:34:29ugh
00:34:32oh
00:34:40ugh
00:34:49Finally. I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:34:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:55Um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:34:57What?
00:34:58I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:02Oh. Well, okay.
00:35:05Okay.
00:35:19Okay.
00:35:20Okay.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:22Okay.
00:35:23Okay.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:25Okay.
00:35:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:27Um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:35:28What?
00:35:29I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:33Oh.
00:35:34Well, okay.
00:35:35Okay.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:49Uh.
00:35:50Okay.
00:35:51Oh.
00:36:05Oh.
00:36:07Uh.
00:36:08Ah.
00:36:09Oh.
00:36:10Uh.
00:36:11Ah.
00:36:12Uh.
00:36:13Uh.
00:36:14Uh.
00:36:15Uh.
00:36:16Uh.
00:36:17what are you doing I think it's time you know to do it um not yet more foreplay huh
00:36:32oh so good oh yep oh my god draw draw draw draw what what what ah ah ah lock jaw lock jaw is that even a
00:36:55thing I don't know ah are you okay no no no it's uh it's fine I'm just a embarrassed it's
00:37:10probably tmj or fracture or swollen you sure you're okay yeah yeah okay great have fun
00:37:25oh no no no
00:37:37lexi oh
00:37:50oh oh i'm so sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry it's
00:37:53It's been a really long time,
00:37:54and I just, I haven't masturbated for her or anything.
00:38:00Uh-oh.
00:38:02Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:06How you doing?
00:38:08How's it going?
00:38:08Good.
00:38:09Eric?
00:38:10Come, Eric, help me.
00:38:12I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:15Excuse me.
00:38:19Cheryl's in here.
00:38:23What's up, bro?
00:38:25What the fuck is that?
00:38:27Hey, wait.
00:38:29Lex, babe, I'm still waiting.
00:38:32Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see, I'm blind.
00:38:38Damn it.
00:38:40I'm gonna save something to that bitch.
00:38:43Hey, you.
00:38:44You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:38:46or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:48I'm gonna take you a lesson.
00:38:50You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:38:52or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:54Help!
00:38:56I'm so sorry.
00:38:57I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:00Help!
00:39:00Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:39:03Walk a little girl around here.
00:39:22Oh, man.
00:39:24No more water balloons.
00:39:25This party's ass.
00:39:27This just isn't working on nothing it's the big deal about these vibrators anyway
00:39:39Oh man I love this game with the controllers we gotta play here here here okay
00:39:57Oh
00:40:14Hey dude nice shot wasn't me
00:40:22Whoa
00:40:27Hey you found the grenade launcher nice nice
00:40:42Do you have the extra controller
00:40:44Whoa you are the controller I didn't I swear I
00:40:50Whoa you are the controller I didn't I swear I
00:41:03Hey Sue
00:41:14It's okay um hey Sue
00:41:20Hey didn't you hear me calling you yeah I just needed to um oh sure listen Sue I I was rethinking what I said earlier
00:41:42You were you mean yeah so you think we should give it a try can we go get a drink
00:41:54Wow um your toilet's really clogged you know what I I gotta go um happy birthday
00:42:05Uh no Chris no there wasn't I didn't oh god never mind
00:42:09This is the worst idea ever never going to have sex
00:42:25Hello a little attention here oh yeah sorry
00:42:47Lex don't be selfish all right sorry
00:42:59Uh oh jeez who invented this stupid position anyway too much fucking multitasking screw it
00:43:19hey
00:43:24Oh
00:43:30um
00:43:40uh
00:43:40um
00:43:41um
00:43:45No, that was bad.
00:44:02That was so bad.
00:44:15Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:20I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:25Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:29Yes, it does.
00:44:31So, you're JJ?
00:44:33Uh-oh.
00:44:45Hello. Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS.
00:44:59Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:01A nun.
00:45:02Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:08Please hold.
00:45:10Oh, my goodness.
00:45:121-900-CONFESSION. How may I be of service?
00:45:17It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:19I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:22One day?
00:45:25Ow!
00:45:29Is that too long?
00:45:30I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:33Go on.
00:45:35Um, okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:39Well, actually, I didn't. A washing machine did.
00:45:41What's her problem?
00:45:43A washing machine touched her.
00:45:47Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:45:50All right, freak. Time's up.
00:45:51What? But what do I do?
00:45:53Just unplug the thing.
00:45:54No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:45:58Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:46:01I'm serious.
00:46:02Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:46:05I'll tell you this.
00:46:08Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:11No contretions?
00:46:13You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:15It's not in the Bible.
00:46:17So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:20Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:23Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:26Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:28Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:31Huh. God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:34He sure is. Now run along.
00:46:40Wow. How do you know all that?
00:46:43Because I'm a nun.
00:46:44Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:47Huh. Accidental masturbation.
00:46:49Who would've thunk?
00:46:50Revenge sex with a stupid fucking idiot.
00:47:02God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:06Yeah, admit it.
00:47:07I've got no game.
00:47:09I guess I can scare you.
00:47:10I mean, I guess I'm not fearful of that.
00:47:15Fucking douchebag.
00:47:17Damn it.
00:47:19I know I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:22You go, girl.
00:47:24What?
00:47:26What are you doing here?
00:47:28We needed someplace private.
00:47:30But hey, listen.
00:47:31If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:33Yeah?
00:47:34If you want someone great.
00:47:35I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:39No offense.
00:47:41Frank, the blind guy?
00:47:43Really?
00:47:44I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:47I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:49It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:53It was like we used all our senses.
00:47:55Everything.
00:47:59If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:02All right.
00:48:03What about him?
00:48:10Jeremy.
00:48:11Oh, yeah.
00:48:12I know Jeremy.
00:48:13Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:16I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:18It's Jones.
00:48:20Jeremy Jones.
00:48:22This all makes sense.
00:48:23Excuse me.
00:48:25Jeremy.
00:48:27Hi.
00:48:28Who's on the phone?
00:48:30Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:31You'll meet her.
00:48:32She'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:33Wait.
00:48:34You have a girlfriend?
00:48:48Oh.
00:48:50Hey, Frank.
00:48:51Sit.
00:48:55Oh, you meant...
00:48:57You meant the dog.
00:48:58Relax.
00:49:02You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:13Oh, I'm... I'm relaxed and fine.
00:49:16Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:18I'm not.
00:49:21How did you know that?
00:49:25Corner.
00:49:26Sit.
00:49:31Roll over.
00:49:35Oh, you mean me.
00:49:38Roll over.
00:49:42Oh, you mean me.
00:49:44Oh, how do you...
00:49:46How do you want me to...
00:49:47Just lay down.
00:49:48Oh.
00:49:49I shouldn't even be doing this, but...
00:50:03Considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:05Okay.
00:50:09Oh.
00:50:12See me with your hands.
00:50:13Okay.
00:50:16All right.
00:50:18Uh...
00:50:24You know, I should really...
00:50:25I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:28Really.
00:50:30Um...
00:50:33What?
00:50:35Oh, I see...
00:50:37You don't know the guy's going to ride.
00:50:38And you can't do it.
00:50:39That's the only guy I've seen...
00:50:40Oh, I suppose.
00:50:42Hmm.
00:50:43What the guy's going to do here is...
00:50:45We don't know what the guy's going to do.
00:50:47Oh, I don't know.
00:50:49Frank, Frank, oh, oh, Frank.
00:51:19You know what, ma'am?
00:51:27Yo, give me two.
00:51:29My chips, old boy.
00:51:30Yo, give me two, ma'am.
00:51:31My chips.
00:51:32Yo, my chips.
00:51:33Yo, give me two.
00:51:35My chips?
00:51:37Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:40Sorry.
00:51:49It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:52That's all.
00:51:57No, let me do this.
00:51:57Go ahead.
00:51:58I'm not it.
00:51:59No, really, please.
00:52:00I want to help.
00:52:02Please.
00:52:04OK, everybody out.
00:52:06Leave, I have to back you.
00:52:19You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:22They're over here.
00:52:24I see some dust over here, so it's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:33It's a dirty floor.
00:52:35Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:39And it's.
00:52:49OK.
00:52:50Oh, yeah.
00:52:51Oh, yeah.
00:52:52All right.
00:52:53I think I got all that.
00:52:54Just going to I'll see you.
00:52:55Oh.
00:52:56We got it.
00:52:57Oh, yes.
00:52:58Oh, here's my chest.
00:52:59Frankie.
00:53:00Oh, my.
00:53:01Oh.
00:53:02What was that?
00:53:03What?
00:53:04Oh.
00:53:05Oh.
00:53:06Oh.
00:53:07Frankie.
00:53:08Oh.
00:53:09Oh.
00:53:10Oh.
00:53:11Oh.
00:53:12Oh.
00:53:13Frankie.
00:53:14Oh, my.
00:53:15Oh.
00:53:16What was that?
00:53:17What?
00:53:18What?
00:53:19Ah, fucking shit.
00:53:20Man, we gotta smoke.
00:53:21Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:53:25Stop.
00:53:26Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:28Oh, shit.
00:53:29I'm sorry, man.
00:53:30We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:32Oh, I heard something.
00:53:34You wanna join us?
00:53:35Uh, no, I might...
00:53:36Come on!
00:53:37You gotta do it!
00:53:38Come on!
00:53:39Seriously, guys, I need to...
00:53:40What's your dog, man?
00:53:41What's it like being blinded?
00:53:42It's tripping.
00:53:47Frank?
00:53:48Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:53:52Bro, you are too funny.
00:53:55Thanks, man.
00:53:57Ooh, this is some good stuff.
00:53:59I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:00Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:03Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:04I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:09Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:10This is some good shit.
00:54:18Oh, no.
00:54:19You're the devil.
00:54:20No more.
00:54:21JJ?
00:54:22I'm...
00:54:23Jeremy?
00:54:24You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:29Please.
00:54:30Lex, I can't.
00:54:31I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:32I really like this girl.
00:54:33Fine.
00:54:34It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra, and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:54:49Oh.
00:54:50Oh.
00:54:51We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:54:52Perfect.
00:54:53Before she gets here.
00:54:54Perfect.
00:54:55Before she gets here.
00:54:56Perfect.
00:55:02Before she gets here.
00:55:03Perfect!
00:55:04We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:11Perfect.
00:55:16Before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:28Let's do it. Let's do it.
00:55:30Fuck me. Fuck me now.
00:55:34What? What's wrong?
00:55:37I can't. I can't get it in.
00:55:40Try down there. It's like desert down there.
00:55:43It's sandpaper.
00:55:45Okay, I get the picture.
00:55:47Just try it again.
00:55:50No. Why is this happening?
00:55:53We fooled around before.
00:55:55I was dripping wet. I came like four times, remember?
00:55:58Just do what you did then. Go on.
00:56:00I already did my thing. I already tried.
00:56:03What? What is different this time?
00:56:07I don't know.
00:56:08Last time...
00:56:12I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:14What?
00:56:16You're not JJ?
00:56:18But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:20How can you not be JJ?
00:56:23Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:26Where are you going?
00:56:27We're not done here.
00:56:28I can still do this.
00:56:29I just need a little bit of work.
00:56:30I can do this.
00:56:32I don't need JJ.
00:56:33I don't need anyone else.
00:56:34We can do this.
00:56:37Go team.
00:56:38What?
00:56:39What?
00:56:40Just keep going.
00:56:46Jeremy!
00:56:47Shit!
00:56:49Jeremy!
00:56:58Where's Jeremy?
00:56:59Hi.
00:57:00We were just, you know...
00:57:01Hey babe.
00:57:02Just working out.
00:57:10How could you, you bastard?
00:57:15You might wanna...
00:57:16What?
00:57:18What?
00:57:19What?
00:57:22Ah!
00:57:23Mariela!
00:57:25Mariela!
00:57:26You know those aren't mine!
00:57:28At least not all of them.
00:57:31What is wrong with you?
00:57:36What is wrong with you?
00:57:39You used to be so pure.
00:57:41Well no more.
00:57:42That's it.
00:57:43Really, that's the last one.
00:57:49What?
00:58:14Cheryl?
00:58:15What is it? What are you doing down here?
00:58:21Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:26What? Why? Nothing. Just this blind guy and his dog.
00:58:31Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:34No, it's not okay. God. And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:40I'm sorry. It's Jake's. Jake's fault.
00:58:43That blind, cheating bastard.
00:58:45Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.
00:58:49Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:52I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
00:58:55Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:58:57You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:00Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.
00:59:04Yeah. You know, you might want to...
00:59:08You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:10Yeah, you're right.
00:59:12Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:14No.
00:59:20I'm sorry. I'm so...
00:59:23I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:28I got no game.
00:59:30It's not important.
00:59:45Hey, um...
00:59:47Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:50No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.
00:59:52Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
00:59:55No, no, no. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier, and I'm just embarrassed, and I want to make it up to you.
01:00:01Eric, really? I don't care. It's fine.
01:00:03No, but I do. I mean, I do. I care.
01:00:07I haven't known how to tell you. Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:14But I was wondering, or hoping, that we could go out sometime. Soon.
01:00:21Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while, and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:24Really? Eric, you're shy. You have no game.
01:00:28Well, no. Not really.
01:00:32Yeah, no. I can't do this. Sorry.
01:00:38Okay. Alright. I, uh...
01:00:42Happy birthday, then.
01:00:54Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss your...
01:00:58Wow.
01:01:04Here I come, baby. Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:23Oh, Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.
01:01:26Oh, goddammit. Not again. Sorry.
01:01:28Oh, no, um...
01:01:29You're a honey happy...
01:01:32What the fuck is this?
01:01:33Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:35Okay. Guys, don't.
01:01:40Cheryl. Baby. What is this?
01:01:44Aw, gee, Cheryl. You're...
01:01:46I've been looking for you all night, and you've been...
01:01:49Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:51You couldn't find me?
01:01:53What about all those girls' vaginas you were in, or your penis getting sucked?
01:01:58Cheryl, honey.
01:01:59No, no.
01:02:00We can work this out.
01:02:01Baby, I love you.
01:02:03Jake, no. You have to go.
01:02:04Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please. I promise.
01:02:07No, Jake. I can't do this. I'm sorry.
01:02:10Cheryl, come on.
01:02:11No. Jake, please. Just go. Just go. I'm sorry.
01:02:14You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:16How can you do...
01:02:17Yay! You did it.
01:02:19I am so proud of you. You got your revenge sex.
01:02:22You've left him in your shell of a man.
01:02:24Revenge sex?
01:02:27It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:29Right.
01:02:32That all makes sense now.
01:02:34Wow. I feel really stupid.
01:02:37Eric, I'm really... I'm really sorry.
01:02:40Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:43And you used me.
01:02:45Eric, please don't go. Please, Eric!
01:02:49Aren't you happy?
01:02:52Well, no. That's not exactly what I was supposed to feel like.
01:02:55You mean the sex? Was it...
01:02:57Yeah?
01:02:58No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:00Oh.
01:03:01You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:02Really?
01:03:03I just never found the right guy.
01:03:05Or guys.
01:03:07Anyway.
01:03:08We better get downstairs. People are starting to leave.
01:03:10I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:23Can't believe she dumped me, man. This is bullshit!
01:03:25Oh!
01:03:26Oh!
01:03:27Oh!
01:03:28Oh!
01:03:29Oh!
01:03:30Suck it!
01:03:31What the?
01:03:32God, I'm out of here!
01:03:34Yeah!
01:03:35He has good hair, though.
01:03:40Don't you puke on me.
01:03:42And don't puke on my car, either.
01:03:43Oh, Sue, are you alright?
01:03:44Was it from sex? Did you pop your cork?
01:03:45I don't think so. Not with the guy, anyway.
01:03:47Oh, don't ask. Every possible object.
01:03:49It's like every mechanical thing. It was like...
01:03:51Transformers.
01:03:52They just all became vibrators.
01:03:53I told you.
01:03:54It's addicting.
01:03:55It's addicting.
01:03:56So what about Chris?
01:03:57The last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:03:58I told you he was gay.
01:03:59No.
01:04:00No.
01:04:01Well, I think I'm just... Oh, cramp.
01:04:02i think so not with the guy anyway oh don't ask every possible object
01:04:09it's like every mechanical thing it was like transformers they just all became vibrators
01:04:15i told you it's addicting so what about chris well last time i saw him he was running away
01:04:22through your life i told you he was gay oh well i think i'm just oh cramp oh i think it's broken so
01:04:32wait none of us cashed an rv card oh joanna you're so sweet so i was gonna go grab some food you wanna
01:04:45go no thank you i think i should finish up here did you ever find that guy you were looking for
01:04:51no i don't know for some reason i just realized he needs to be my first or something why do you know
01:05:00him sort of oh well hey if you happen to run into him tell him i'd like to see him again
01:05:06love him shut it you want to do it i don't want to hear it from you i want to get married
01:05:17you want to do it
01:05:28um no no way
01:05:51oh well there's always next year
01:06:21it's you it's you i've been waiting for you jay jay
01:06:33jayana
01:06:51and when the heat is on
01:07:16wow that's amazing
01:07:38yeah i didn't know i had it in me i guess something inspired me
01:07:42he really captured his expression and his eyes yeah even that little callic he has in his hair
01:07:52who's eric's that's him right
01:07:58oh
01:08:00yeah i have to go see him
01:08:03well i think you know what we should do
01:08:191 900 confess
01:08:22sister terese
01:08:24yeah hon um there was a problem with your credit card i just need the last three numbers in the back
01:08:29oh sure oh it's two seven one um sister i know this isn't a confession but can i ask your opinion on
01:08:38something do you think if you do something bad that god will forgive you take you back
01:08:45sure hon why why not as long as you're on the right path
01:08:51well how do you know if you're on that path i always look for some kind of sign
01:08:54from the universe something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay
01:09:01sister can i get up now i really gotta pee
01:09:06no hush your trap
01:09:09okay honey i really need to get back to work but call back anytime
01:09:13i will thanks
01:09:15sister shut up or i'll punish you hard you sheep
01:09:38eric wait
01:09:39cheryl
01:09:44eric um look i am so sorry about everything
01:09:50i was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning but then at the end i wasn't
01:09:56i just didn't want to do that with you the revenge part not the sex part
01:10:01um i i do want to go out with you
01:10:05and i didn't realize that until this morning
01:10:10i mean you're a completely different guy than jake is and he's all over these
01:10:13eric
01:10:15come on i gotta get going
01:10:17oh wow um cheryl uh this is my sister tina tina cheryl
01:10:24hi nice to meet you
01:10:26uh so um do you mind if i call you in a few days when i get back
01:10:35yeah sure
01:10:42oh sorry no kissing right no kissing
01:10:46hey did you ever uh get those flowers i sent you
01:11:07i i don't even care that you hooked up a plexi
01:11:10wait what i never did that
01:11:11i mean you don't have to lie about it she told me all about your pierced tongue
01:11:22she must have me mixed up with someone else
01:11:25i wonder who it was
01:11:41at least this birthday is over
01:11:58dear lord please forgive me
01:12:01i mean if you could just
01:12:04i don't know like send me a sign
01:12:11i don't know if you're not out
01:12:22i don't know like send me around
01:12:23i'll see you next time
01:12:24yay
01:12:24jean
01:12:24i don't have to stop
01:12:26because that's what i'm gonna do
01:12:27you say
01:12:28that's why i look at you
01:12:33i don't know if that's why i think that's perfect
01:12:35excuse me excuse me
01:12:38uh do you know where the church is it's on fountain street
01:12:40Um, yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:12:43Or used to go to.
01:12:45Um, it's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:50You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:12:53Oh, um, I don't know.
01:13:02Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:05Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:10Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:13I don't think so.
01:13:15But thanks.
01:13:16What's your name?
01:13:17Sue.
01:13:18What's yours?
01:13:19Jesus.
01:13:20Really?
01:13:21Si.
01:13:26Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:40What's your name?
01:13:41I can get back that.
01:13:42No.
01:13:43Power seeds.
01:13:44Oh, man.
01:13:45You think you can get it from work?
01:13:46I know.
01:13:47Oh, I know.
01:13:48I know.
01:13:49Oh, no.
01:13:50Oh, no.
01:13:52Oh, no.
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01:13:53Oh, no.
01:13:54Oh, no.
01:13:55Oh, no.
01:13:56Oh, no.
01:13:57Oh, no.
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01:14:00Oh, no.
01:14:01Oh, no.
01:14:03Oh, no.
01:14:04Oh, no.
01:14:05Oh, no.