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00:01Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:05Perfect grades, the model boyfriend.
00:08It's all falling into place.
00:11Hey, Jake.
00:13What'd you want to talk about?
00:15We need to break up.
00:16What?
00:17Come on, Claire.
00:18Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:20But everything was going so well.
00:22I've been seeing someone else.
00:24It's okay, Claire.
00:26I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone.
00:30You'll find someone.
00:32Claire.
00:34My jacket.
00:44See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week, but this moping, it's got to stop.
00:55We were together for two years, Zoe.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year.
01:00Literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:03I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07Pause.
01:08You want to get back together with him?
01:10Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:13Even though he cheated on you.
01:16Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later he's going to realize how much he misses me.
01:22You know you're my best friend, right?
01:24Yeah.
01:25So seeing you like this, it honestly kills me.
01:30So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake, then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42There's one thing you can do, like one thing that will drive him crazy and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:51Operation Jealousy.
01:53Yep.
01:54You got to make him crazy jealous and then he'll be crawling on his knees begging to get back together with you.
01:59Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:04I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:08Well, you need to trust me because it's going to work.
02:10Okay, well how am I supposed to find a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:14Babe, it's 2020.
02:16You know that anything's possible.
02:18Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the night.
02:24Wait, how do you know about this?
02:26This is about you.
02:28This is about you.
02:29So...
02:30Okay, well how does it work?
02:32Well, first we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:37Actually, hold on.
02:38I'm going to add a bio to make you seem a little bit more... fun.
02:44Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:47Look at you right now.
02:49Okay, fair enough.
02:50Yeah.
02:51And...
02:52Oh, oh, whoa.
02:53You already have a match, dude.
02:54You have a match.
02:55And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
02:58Oh my god, let me see.
02:59Swoon-worthy.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Local athlete.
03:02He has a five-star rating.
03:03Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:04Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:05Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing you have to commit to at least a meetup.
03:07Oh.
03:08I'll take this.
03:09Let's see.
03:10Wait, what are you doing?
03:11Uh...
03:12Done.
03:13You're meeting him today.
03:14Today?
03:15Yeah.
03:16Like, this today?
03:17This one, so...
03:18Let's get dressed.
03:19Zoe!
03:20Yeah!
03:21Zoe!
03:22Come on!
03:23That is too soon!
03:24That is too soon!
03:43Damon!
03:44Hey.
03:45I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:46No, it ended.
03:47I just got back into town.
03:48Plus, Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
03:49Guess I'll see you there?
03:50Um, no.
03:51Actually, we broke up.
03:52Oh.
03:53Oh, man.
03:54I'm sorry to hear that.
03:55Thanks.
03:56Well, I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
03:58Yeah, you too.
03:59Bye.
04:00Bye.
04:01Bye.
04:02Bye.
04:03Bye.
04:04Bye.
04:05Bye.
04:06Bye.
04:07Bye.
04:08Bye.
04:09Bye.
04:10Bye.
04:11Bye.
04:12Bye.
04:13Bye.
04:34You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:36You don't have to wait.
04:37Thank you, though.
04:38I'm not.
04:39I'm actually...
04:40I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:42Do you have to do it right here?
04:44It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:50I was supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:52Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:54What?
04:55What?
04:56What?
04:57What?
04:58What?
04:59What?
05:00This is epic.
05:01What?
05:02This is epic.
05:03This is a mistake.
05:04Look, forget about everything.
05:05You can even keep the money.
05:06Oh, no, no, no.
05:07You can't get away that easy.
05:08Please.
05:09Don't tell Jake about this.
05:10Okay.
05:11I won't tell him.
05:12And I'll do you one better.
05:14I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:16What?
05:18What?
05:19That's why you're in the app, right?
05:22I...
05:23I just wanted to hire someone for a date.
05:25You know, make Jake jealous.
05:26Great.
05:27I'm in.
05:28No.
05:29Look, we can't do that.
05:30He's...
05:31He's your brother.
05:32Who also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you?
05:34I mean, I can't believe he cheated on you.
05:37No one's gonna believe that you're actually dating me.
05:41Everyone knows you don't do relationships.
05:44Maybe I'm full of surprises.
05:45No.
05:46Forget it.
05:47Look, I'll find someone else.
05:48Look, you're not gonna do better than going out with Jake's older, charming, and much hotter
05:53brother.
05:54Come on.
05:55You want to make him jealous, and I want to teach him a lesson.
05:57It's a win-win.
05:58Hmm?
05:59Fine.
06:00But we follow my plan.
06:04No improvising.
06:05Yes, ma'am.
06:07So, when exactly are we gonna do this?
06:10Tomorrow night.
06:11That's...
06:12That's his birthday party.
06:13Exactly.
06:14Oh.
06:15Well, you're definitely full of surprises.
06:16Will you please answer the question?
06:17Geez, take it easy.
06:18I hired you to be my boyfriend, remember?
06:19You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks.
06:20Okay, okay, yeah.
06:21What was the question?
06:22Where did we go on our first date?
06:23Um...
06:24The...
06:25We had a magical night at the movie.
06:26Oh, yeah.
06:27Oh, yeah.
06:28Oh, yeah.
06:29Oh, yeah.
06:30Oh, yeah.
06:31Oh, yeah.
06:32Oh, yeah.
06:33Oh, yeah.
06:34Oh, yeah.
06:35Oh, yeah.
06:36Oh, yeah.
06:37Oh, yeah.
06:38Oh, yeah.
06:39Oh, yeah.
06:40Oh, yeah.
06:41Oh, yeah.
06:42We had a magical night at the movies.
06:44Do people even go to the movies anymore?
06:46Yes, they do.
06:47Isn't that kind of lame?
06:49It's not lame.
06:50It's believable.
06:51No, what we need is an epic love story to blow everyone's mind.
06:59What epic love story?
07:00We've been dating for like a week.
07:03Well...
07:05Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:10Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:13I've known you for two years, Damon.
07:16Fine.
07:17Love at second sight.
07:18Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep.
07:22I'm getting Jake back.
07:23He cheated on you.
07:24It was a mistake.
07:25Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it away.
07:29Wow.
07:30How romantic.
07:31You just don't understand the value of being in a committed relationship.
07:34Real relationships never work.
07:37That's why I'm on the app.
07:39With fake relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment.
07:46How romantic.
07:50Well, I gotta go.
07:51I've got hockey practice before the party tonight.
07:54Wait, we haven't even gone over my favorite hobbies yet.
07:57How about you drop the plan and just see where the night takes you?
08:00Ever heard of the risk worth taking?
08:02Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up.
08:08I mean, have some fun.
08:10When was the last time you had fun, Claire?
08:12I have plenty of fun.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah, that's fun.
08:16That's almost too fun.
08:18Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:27Nope.
08:28No more of that.
08:29Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now.
08:32What I mean is you don't need any makeup.
08:34You already look amazing with that.
08:36You can save the theatrics for now.
08:38We're not at the party yet.
08:39No.
08:40I'm serious.
08:41You look...
08:42You look beautiful.
08:43You always do.
08:46I guess I'm just nervous.
08:48Don't worry.
08:49I'll be by your side the whole night.
08:51I promise.
08:52You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:54I mean, you're already way out of his league.
08:56Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:59When you guys first started dating, I couldn't believe my brother's luck.
09:03I mean, you're ridiculously smart.
09:06You started all the school plays, got every solo and chorus.
09:09You still have time for math leads.
09:13I can't believe you know all that.
09:15I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend.
09:19I had to keep my distance, but...
09:21I still pay attention.
09:23You know, when you drop the whole too-cool-for-school act,
09:26you're actually a pretty decent guy.
09:28Damon Coyle.
09:29Hey, careful.
09:31I have a reputation doable.
09:33No, I'm serious.
09:34I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:37I mean, when you finally decide to try with someone, of course.
09:44Claire?
09:47We're here.
09:48People are looking.
10:06Why are they looking?
10:08They're looking because you're with me.
10:10When you're with me, you actually get to have some fun for me.
10:13In the Ч wow they see.
10:15Yeah.
10:19Oh!
10:23«No »
10:24What are you?
10:25What city do?
10:26«No »
10:30I'm going to give this drinks.
10:52I'll be right back.
11:00Okay, wow, wow, wow, it looks like things are heating up.
11:04I know, right?
11:05It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
11:07Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
11:10What?
11:11You and the town hottie?
11:12No, I mean, we're just, I don't know, pretending or actually having fun for once?
11:18You know, you two kind of look cute together.
11:21Plus, I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time.
11:24Oh my god, there he is.
11:26Oh my god, there he is.
11:29See, he can't be over me, look at his face.
11:33Oh my gosh, is that Chelsea?
11:37So much for girl code, and I thought she was your friend.
11:44He said he'd only give his jacket to his one special girl.
11:55Time to AF this party up.
11:57Did someone say never have I ever?
12:01Let's play.
12:04I don't think that's a good idea.
12:06Come on, it'll be fun.
12:09So wait, why don't you go first?
12:21Okay.
12:22Um, never have I ever fantasized about a teacher.
12:27Ooh.
12:28Ooh.
12:29Cute.
12:30Now let's see.
12:31Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:37Ooh.
12:38Ooh.
12:39Cute.
12:40Now let's see.
12:41Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:52Never have I ever been some loser's side chick.
12:55Never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in on someone's ex.
12:59Never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league.
13:02Never have I ever slept with basically every girl in this room.
13:05Ooh.
13:10Face it, Claire.
13:11Claire.
13:12Claire.
13:13Claire.
13:14Seriously, Claire?
13:15You gonna show up to my party just to start drama?
13:16No, I didn't do anything.
13:17It was Chelsea.
13:18Don't blame Chelsea.
13:19You're just jealous.
13:20You know what?
13:21You two deserve each other.
13:22Hey, dude, are you okay?
13:23Cause that game was just a bad idea.
13:24I'm sorry.
13:25I'm sorry.
13:26I'm sorry.
13:27I'm sorry.
13:28I'm sorry.
13:29I'm sorry.
13:30I'm sorry.
13:31I'm sorry.
13:32I'm sorry.
13:33I'm sorry.
13:34I'm sorry.
13:35I'm sorry.
13:36I'm sorry.
13:37I'm sorry.
13:38I'm sorry.
13:39I'm sorry.
13:40Okay.
13:41Cause that game was brutal.
13:43And where did Damon run off to?
13:45I don't know.
13:46He said he was going to be by my side the entire night and I thought we were...
13:51Doesn't even matter anymore.
13:53Is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol?
13:57No matter how hard I plan or how carefully I try to put my life into this perfect little box,
14:02it all comes crashing out around me.
14:04And now the one guy I might actually have real feelings for is off God knows where,
14:09you're probably setting up a new date with a girl in that stupid app.
14:14So, yeah.
14:15I'm done planning.
14:17Plans can suck it.
14:19Hey.
14:20Sorry I ran out like that.
14:21Left my phone in the car and I had to grab it to get on the app.
14:36Of course.
14:37What?
14:38Wait, wait, wait.
14:39Where are you going?
14:40Home.
14:41And don't worry, I'll still write a good review for you.
14:43I wouldn't want you to miss out on any more epic dates.
14:45Hey.
14:46Talk to me.
14:47You just left me in there.
14:49I know.
14:50I'm sorry.
14:51I wasn't thinking.
14:52I don't care anymore, Damon.
14:54Look, you were right.
14:55Jake's an ass.
14:56So, the plan...
14:58This...
14:59It's over.
15:02What if I don't want it to be over?
15:04What if I don't want it to be over?
15:06You could have your pick of any girl out there.
15:09So, why don't you just get on the app and find someone else?
15:11Yeah, I got on the app.
15:13Because I wanted to delete it.
15:15What?
15:16I deactivated my account.
15:18Why would you do that?
15:19Look, I know I'm just another number.
15:21You're not just another number.
15:23Okay?
15:24You never were.
15:27I don't want a fake date with you anymore.
15:29Alright?
15:31I want...
15:33a real one.
15:36I thought you said that real relationships never work.
15:41Well, maybe I realize that...
15:43you're the risk worth taking.
16:06Come on.
16:07Slapshot 239.
16:11Take me home.
16:17Are you sure I'm doing this right?
16:18Yeah.
16:19Just...
16:20make sure these two dots match.
16:21They'll make that side a little bit bigger.
16:24Okay.
16:25I'm trusting the process.
16:27I'm just glad we get to go SAG together.
16:29You never got a date, right?
16:30No date.
16:31But Damon's really not coming?
16:33I bought him a ticket in case he changed his mind, but he won't budge.
16:37Well, that's his loss because you are about to be the best homecoming queen that we have ever seen.
16:44No way!
16:45I don't even know how I got nominated.
16:47And, of course, Jake is on the ballot because he's the only reason why our soccer team wins.
16:51I feel like the only reason I'm on there is because people want to see what Chelsea will do if I win.
16:55Knowing her, she'll probably dump a bucket of pig's blood on my head.
16:58At least she's vegan, so you know it'll be synthetic.
17:03Maybe Jake, like, campaigned for you guys to reignite something.
17:07Because I heard rumblings that him and Chelsea aren't doing too hot right now.
17:11Ooh, trouble in cheater's paradise. Shocker.
17:14Where did you even hear that, anyway?
17:18I don't even remember. You know, gossip travels.
17:23That looks pretty good.
17:25But it could also be your newfound popularity from dating Damon.
17:28It hasn't exactly gone unnoticed that you get picked up on a motorcycle every single day.
17:33Yes, Damon. My knight in shining armor who can't even be bothered to take his girlfriend to her school dance.
17:42I mean, at least he's hot.
17:45So hot.
17:47It's so weird that Joey didn't ask you to be his date.
17:51Um, not that weird. We haven't talked in a while.
17:54Why? I thought you were starting to dig him.
17:56As soon as I figured out that our names couldn't have one of those cool celebrity abbreviations, it was over before it began.
18:01J-Zoe.
18:03J-Zoe. Absolutely not.
18:06Well, more Zoe for me.
18:09Nothing's gonna keep us apart.
18:11Oh, it's Damon!
18:14Oh, it's Damon!
18:16Or should I say Claremont?
18:18Can I call you back to finish this?
18:20Yeah, you can. Claremont.
18:22But you better, because we need to finish this look.
18:24Okay. Bye!
18:26Hey, beautif-
18:28What's up with your eyes?
18:30It's not finished yet.
18:32You look like Amy Winehouse on a Tuesday morning.
18:35Zoe is giving me a tutorial for the dance tonight.
18:38Ah, yes. I almost forgot who I was speaking with. My sincerest apologies. Your royalness.
18:45I know how you can make it up to me.
18:48Nope.
18:49Come on, you're seriously gonna let me do this alone?
18:52You're not gonna be alone. I thought you were wrong with Zoe.
18:55Plus, if you listen very carefully, I bet you can hear Jake.
18:59Yep, there's Jake, bouncing off the walls. Dude is pumped.
19:03Yeah, because dances are super fun, and even more fun if you have a date like he does.
19:08Yeah, for now.
19:10What do you mean?
19:11Chelsea's been soft ghosting him. I don't think she's that excited about the dance.
19:15Why could that be? Because yours truly got nominated and she didn't?
19:21Oh yeah, I'm sure that's it.
19:23I bet that is it.
19:25She's gonna be so pissed if I win queen for the night.
19:29She's gonna be so pissed if I win queen for the night.
19:33And then, you know, for the rest of the school year, because I would have to play in prom,
19:38and then the homecoming queen normally becomes the prom queen, and then-
19:41I seriously doubt she's thinking about this a quarter as much as you are.
19:44How could you not be?
19:47Because nobody cares about this king and queen stuff as much as you and Jake. It's lame.
19:52Easy for you to say. You got nominated all four years and didn't even show up.
19:56I get that this seems like a big deal to you now, but I promise, when you get out of high school,
20:00you'll realize none of this stuff matters.
20:02Wow! And, uh, you think Chelsea has already reached this higher consciousness?
20:10No, I'm not talking about her.
20:11You know, come to think of it, um, if you both are so mature,
20:14maybe you should skip the dance together, get a cheese board,
20:17and, you know, talk about all the super important adult stuff that actually matters.
20:23Oh, look. Someone my age is calling.
20:26I didn't mean- Claire-
20:28Bye.
20:29I need to fix this.
20:38Hey, Jake.
20:39Claire!
20:40Hey, um, thanks for picking up.
20:43Whoa, did- did Zoe do this to you?
20:47It's a work in progress. What's up?
20:50Cool. Um, I just wanted to call you and touch base and just, you know, make sure that things don't get awkward tonight.
21:01You mean if we win?
21:03Oh, we're gonna win.
21:05Is Chelsea gonna be upset if, when we win?
21:11If, um, if she looks up from her phone long enough to notice, maybe.
21:16Aw, texting someone else? It'd be a shame if she were in, like, a secret relationship. That would suck.
21:22Look, Claire, I know that I can never apologize enough for what I did, but I really am sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you, and if I could take it back, I would.
21:37It's fine. It's fine. Just, at least she'll be there. Damon won't even come.
21:44Yeah, I never really understood his thing with dances. I mean, like, we always had a great time.
21:50I know. It's a chance to get, like, dressed up and have fun and make grand romantic gestures.
21:55Grand romantic gestures.
21:56Jinx!
21:58Don't tell anyone that I just said that.
22:03Whoa. Is that the dress that you've been saving since freshman year?
22:07Yeah. I can't believe I'll finally be able to wear it. And I can't believe this will be our first high school dance where we aren't going together.
22:19Yeah. Me neither. I hope we win so we at least get one dance together.
22:29Well, how about either way we make it happen. One dance before the night's over.
22:34Deal.
22:35As long as you promise not to step on my dress like you did junior year.
22:40That was sophomore year.
22:41It was both.
22:42Fine. As long as you promise not to bust out your...
22:48Grandma moves.
22:50What? You mean...
22:52This one?
22:53Oh, God. My eyes!
22:55Stop it! My eyes!
23:01What? Like you can do better?
23:02Oh, come on. Anyone can do better than whatever that was.
23:06Let's see. By all means.
23:08Oh, sorry. Chelsea's calling me. I should get it. I'll see you later?
23:30Yeah, yeah. See ya.
23:49Hello? Hello?
23:52Just trying to show you what you're missing.
23:55Wow. You look incredible.
23:58Thanks. Are you... are you going somewhere?
24:02Yeah, there's a cheese board with my name on it I need to get to.
24:05Look, I'm sorry about before.
24:08I know it's just a stupid dance, but it's my last homecoming and...
24:13I don't know. I really wanted you to be there.
24:15Yeah, I'm sorry too. I... I should have known how important it was to you.
24:18It's okay.
24:20God, how do you... how do you do this?
24:22You're getting pretty dressed up to eat a cheese board with your brother's girlfriend.
24:27If you think I'm going to let my brother have all the fun, you're crazy.
24:32Is this going to match your dress?
24:34You're coming?!
24:36And you got me a corsage?!
24:38Is that against the rule to bring your own crowns?
24:40I just want to make sure people know who the true king and queen are.
24:43Hey, Grandma, I'm just kidding.
24:45Say what?
24:46Nothing! Nothing!
24:48I'm just talking to myself.
24:50Okay, well, how about a little less chit-chat and a little more boogie?
24:53Come on, Claire, we've got a homecoming to get to!
24:55And I, for one, am wearing my dancing shoes.
25:00Kay!
25:01This part always gets me.
25:20Yes!
25:21Yes!
25:22Yes!
25:23It is so sad.
25:24Are you watching hockey right now?
25:26What?
25:27No!
25:28No, I mean, I'm not NOT watching hockey.
25:33Come on, babe, cut me some slack.
25:34It's my birthday tomorrow, and these are two of my favorite teams.
25:37This is a classic, Damon.
25:38Anybody who's anybody who's seen this.
25:40Classics just code for old.
25:42I don't know why I bother trying to culture you.
25:45Anyway, what's the plans for tomorrow, birthday boy?
25:49Well, since I've been away for two weeks, I was thinking I could kiss your face for the first half of the day, and then, you know, we get to the party later.
25:57Um...
25:58Crap, crap, crap.
25:59Um...
26:00Nico...
26:01Guitar...
26:02Flames is calling?
26:03Who's that?
26:04I...
26:05I completely forgot.
26:06I have a...
26:07A lesson.
26:08Ow!
26:09Is this why you've gotten so into guitar lately?
26:10Hey, my favorite student!
26:11And my favorite student's...
26:12Friend?
26:13We...
26:14We were just watching The Long Way, and we lost track.
26:17We were just watching The Long Way, and we lost track.
26:20We were just watching The Long Way, and we lost track.
26:22We were just watching The Long Way, and we lost track.
26:25We were just watching The Long Way, and we lost track of time.
26:28Oh, yes!
26:29I see you took my recommendation.
26:31Such a classic.
26:34Boyfriend.
26:36What?
26:37I'm not her friend.
26:38I'm her boyfriend.
26:39Oh, lucky guy.
26:40Who...
26:41Who was just...
26:42Leaving.
26:43Bye, Demon!
26:44I mean, I can stay.
26:45I'd love to see what you two have been working so hard on lately.
26:48But no!
26:49I...
26:50I mean...
26:51No!
26:52No!
26:53She's right.
26:54Music is so personal.
26:55So intimate.
26:56Something to be shared between two.
26:57Or three.
26:58Oh, no.
26:59Almost never three.
27:04Young love.
27:05Such a beautiful thing.
27:06Love?
27:07Who said...
27:08I...
27:09I don't...
27:10We...
27:11I...
27:12We don't...
27:13Um...
27:14Have you ever been in love?
27:16Of...
27:17Of course.
27:18Yeah, I've...
27:19I've been in love...
27:20A bunch of times.
27:21I mean...
27:22Not a...
27:23Bunch of times.
27:24The normal amount of times.
27:26There's just a lot of...
27:27Pressure...
27:28On when to say it.
27:29You know?
27:30There's just...
27:31There's a lot of stress.
27:32And then...
27:33You don't know who should say it first.
27:34Or...
27:35When you should say it.
27:36Or if...
27:37Say it back.
27:38And...
27:39Maybe I can help you find a way to say it.
27:47Should we begin?
27:49Should we begin?
27:51Yeah!
27:58Damon?
27:59Hey, Zoe!
28:00What's up?
28:01How are you doing?
28:02I'm good.
28:03That's awesome.
28:06I'm...
28:07I'm also good.
28:08You know?
28:09I've been away at training camp for a couple weeks.
28:11Coming home tomorrow.
28:13So...
28:14Here's a funny...
28:15Little question.
28:16For ya.
28:17Claire's guitar teacher.
28:21Nico...
28:23Yeah.
28:24He's...
28:25He's not even that good looking.
28:26Like at all.
28:27Oh no.
28:28He's a solid 9.5.
28:29And then him playing guitar takes him to about a 12.
28:31I just think it's...
28:32It's weird.
28:33You know?
28:34We...
28:35She's doubled her lessons while I've been away.
28:37And...
28:38We're watching movies they both like.
28:40Wouldn't you feel a little bit weird about your girlfriend hanging out with some guitar player multiple times a week?
28:44I thought you said he wasn't good looking.
28:47Zoe.
28:49Okay.
28:51I wouldn't feel great about it.
28:52But...
28:53I'd be...
28:54Confident in my relationship.
28:55I would know that she really wants to be with me.
28:58And not him.
28:59I just don't get it.
29:01I mean, she's being so secretive about it.
29:03I haven't even heard her play anything.
29:06Yeah, Damon.
29:07I don't know.
29:08Don't you have any guy friends to call about this?
29:10Who am I gonna talk to, Zoe?
29:12Guys don't talk about stuff.
29:13If only you knew somebody that dated Claire and knew her really, really well.
29:18Jake?
29:19Yeah.
29:20Is that weird?
29:21I mean, it can't be weirder than you calling me about this.
29:23Yeah, okay.
29:24You're right.
29:25You're good friends though.
29:26Claire's lucky to have you on her side.
29:28Don't stress.
29:29I'm sure there's absolutely nothing to worry about.
29:32Plus, isn't it your birthday tomorrow?
29:34Focus on that.
29:35Yeah.
29:36Thanks now.
29:37I'll see you tomorrow.
29:38Beep beep beep beep.
29:39Beep beep beep.
29:45Woof.
29:46Woof.
29:47Woof.
29:48Woof.
29:49Hey birthday boy.
29:50Not until tomorrow.
29:51Where's Jake?
29:52He's in the shower.
29:53He just got back from practice and he's disgusting.
29:56I was totally going to wish you a happy birthday, but I didn't have your number.
30:01Yeah, let's keep it that way.
30:03So what's on the agenda?
30:04What time am I picking you up tonight?
30:06Kidding.
30:07Obviously.
30:08Does perfect Claire have a perfect little date planned?
30:11Other than running off the guitar teacher?
30:13Probably not.
30:14Oh, that's right.
30:15She starts dying with Nico.
30:17Wait, you know Nico?
30:18Yeah.
30:19I set them up.
30:20He's amazing.
30:21So, so talented.
30:23So, so talented.
30:25What do you mean you set them up?
30:28Well, she was saying a few weeks ago at the house that she's been wanting to learn.
30:31So, yeah, I don't know.
30:32I suggested Nico.
30:33Oh, great.
30:34So this is your fault.
30:35Thanks a lot.
30:36Where was I?
30:37Sitting right next to her, not listening per usual.
30:40That's not, that's not true.
30:43I listen.
30:44Whatever.
30:45Anyway, out of the kindness of my generous heart, I suggested Nico.
30:50Every girl should have a few lessons with him.
30:52He teaches you so much.
30:55I wouldn't expect your smashed hockey brain to understand.
30:58What exactly wouldn't I understand?
31:00What exactly wouldn't I understand?
31:03Music, art, culture, languages.
31:06You're not, like, afraid she's gonna ditch you for a guy she can actually have a conversation with.
31:12Are you?
31:13But we have conversations, Chelsea.
31:15Is Jake out of the shower yet?
31:17Oh yeah, about what, huh?
31:19Hockey?
31:20And then hockey?
31:21Oh, of course, right.
31:22There's always hockey.
31:24Seriously though, Damon.
31:25Hockey's like your one true love and it's kind of boring.
31:28I love other things.
31:30Like what?
31:31Like Claire.
31:32And I don't want her running off with some guitar playing art culture looking snob, alright?
31:41Look, I'm not saying I'm an expert on all things Claire, but dating brothers has forced
31:47us to hang out with each other more than either of us would have liked and she's actually
31:52kind of interesting.
31:55So, maybe you should at least pretend to care about some of the things she likes.
31:59Yeah.
32:00That's actually not terrible advice.
32:03I considered my birthday gift to you.
32:06Gee, thanks a lot.
32:08So, what are you still doing here?
32:11Go before she hires Nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow.
32:15Bye.
32:16So, what are you still doing here?
32:18Go before she hires Nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow.
32:22Bye.
32:23Yeah, yeah, okay, whatever.
32:25Thanks, bye.
32:26Hey!
32:27I was just gonna call you.
32:28You're all dressed up.
32:29Damon.
32:30I've been wanting to tell you how I feel.
32:33And, and I, I, this was going to be a birthday surprise, but I just, I didn't think I could wait.
32:40Okay.
32:41Okay.
32:42Okay.
32:43Okay.
32:44Okay.
32:45You're the cream in my coffee.
32:46You're the apple of my eye.
32:47You're the cream in my coffee.
32:48You're the apple of my eye.
32:49You make me wanna laugh when I think I'm gonna cry.
32:50You're the cream in my coffee.
32:51You're the apple of my eye.
32:52You make me wanna laugh when I think I'm gonna cry.
32:56But, because you're the one, so there's one thing I must do.
32:57You're the cream in my coffee.
32:58You're the apple of my eye.
32:59You make me wanna laugh when I think I'm gonna cry.
33:03But, because you're the one, so there's one thing I must do.
33:11You're the cream in my coffee.
33:12You're the apple of my eye.
33:13You make me wanna laugh when I think I'm gonna cry.
33:18But, because you're the one, so there's one thing I must do.
33:24I have to say, I...
33:31I love you.
33:32I love you, too.
33:35Moment Stealer.
33:38I'm sorry, but I needed you to know it.
33:41I love you so much, Claire.
33:43And I'm sorry that I got weird earlier, but I talked to Zoe and...
33:46You talked to Zoe?
33:47Yeah, and she told me not to worry.
33:49And she told me that she always has your back, which I love.
33:53Huh.
33:54Love.
33:55And I talked to Chelsea.
33:56Ew, why didn't you talk to Chelsea?
33:58I don't know.
33:59She sucks.
34:00But, she did say one thing that wasn't terrible.
34:03I wanna make more of an effort to share your interests, Claire.
34:06I wanna watch whatever you wanna watch and talk about musicals.
34:10Even the old ones.
34:11I don't care.
34:12Just...
34:13No subtitles.
34:14Deal?
34:15Deal.
34:16I don't care.
34:18Babe?
34:19Yeah?
34:20Do you think I could finish my song?
34:22I work really hard on it.
34:23Yes, please.
34:25two, two, two, three, four.
34:31Blue, white baby, as bright as the sky.
34:34Hit it in the cloud, and then we fall so high.
34:37I think that you're the one, so there's one thing I must do.
34:44I have to say...
34:46I love you
34:49Did you change your pillowcases?
34:59No, Claire did not leave them there. That looks like trash.
35:04Do you have time to do a load of laundry?
35:05Not really, but yeah.
35:08Did you get the champagne?
35:10Yes.
35:11Chocolates, rose petals, massage oils, scented candles, all of that?
35:16Claire, I'm playing with you.
35:18I literally don't understand why you're freaking out right now.
35:21One, Damon's been in your room, and two, you're not a virgin.
35:24I'm a virgin to sleeping with brothers.
35:27True.
35:28That's awkward.
35:30Is there a term for that?
35:31Sleeping with brothers.
35:37Please do not ever Google that.
35:40Ever.
35:41You're not helping, so...
35:43Look, this is a big night.
35:45After tonight, that's it.
35:47What do you mean, this is it?
35:48Like, me and Damon.
35:50There's no going back.
35:51Going back to what?
35:53To Jake?
35:54Have you guys been talking or something?
35:57No.
35:57Not talking.
35:58Just...
35:59I don't know.
36:01We dated for so long.
36:02It feels like a betrayal, you know?
36:04And, plus, I know Chelsea broke up with him, so I know he's not in a good place.
36:11About time.
36:12She dragged that on long enough.
36:14What's that supposed to mean?
36:15Nothing, Claire.
36:17I don't think you sleeping with your boyfriend is a betrayal.
36:20You're good.
36:20You think they'll talk about it?
36:22Oh my god, what if they compare notes?
36:25Oh god, that's so awkward.
36:26I think the only one that gets to do the comparing is you.
36:29Plus, Damon is going to be ten times better than Jake.
36:32Think about all that experience.
36:34Why would you say that?
36:36So, I didn't even think of it like that.
36:40He's been with so many girls.
36:42What if he thinks I don't know what I'm doing?
36:45God, thanks a lot.
36:47Just what I needed.
36:48That's literally not what I meant at all.
36:51Oh, it's Damon.
36:54Wish me luck.
36:55Bye.
37:00Hey.
37:04You are definitely running late, but since you are shirtless, and you probably smell good,
37:10I'll let it slide.
37:12You are definitely running late, but since you are shirtless, and you probably smell good,
37:19I'll let it slide.
37:21Hey, uh, so I got some news.
37:23Bad news?
37:24No, just, uh, do you remember Natasha?
37:29Natasha, your super hot ex who ran away to, like, live off the land in Japan?
37:34Ride her bicycle across Thailand, but yeah, great.
37:37So you remember.
37:39She's back.
37:40Oh, so it's horrible news.
37:42I know we're supposed to hang tonight.
37:43Do you mind if I rain check?
37:44Do I mind if you bail to run off with a literal model who also happens to be your ex-girlfriend?
37:51Hmm, let me think about that.
37:54I know it's a little bit weird, but I promise.
37:56She just wants to stop by, show me some pictures, and she's leaving again in, like, a week.
38:00Wait, wait, she's coming over to your place?
38:02Why can't you just insta-stalk her like any normal ex-boyfriend?
38:05Actually, uh, do not.
38:11She is the literal girl version of you.
38:13That's exactly why we didn't work.
38:15Trust me, it's strictly a friend hang.
38:17I don't know.
38:17I know who you guys were when you were together.
38:19You couldn't keep your hands off each other.
38:21Yeah, now I can't keep my hands off you.
38:24I'm being serious.
38:25We both have exes, Claire.
38:27Come on.
38:28Don't forget I'd watch you date my brother for two years.
38:30Don't forget I'd watch you date my brother for two years.
38:34Okay, I don't want to fight.
38:35I just, I really wanted to spend time with you tonight.
38:38I was hoping this could be our special...
38:42She's here.
38:42I gotta go.
38:43Love you.
38:52I know I said I wanted updates, but definitely did not mean in real time.
39:01Ha ha.
39:02Funny.
39:03You know what else is funny?
39:05Damon running off with his ex-girlfriend.
39:07Wow.
39:08Which one?
39:09Please don't say Natasha.
39:11Oh.
39:13Didn't she move to the Philippines?
39:16Thailand.
39:17And just for the year, sadly.
39:20Damon finally moving on must have triggered her spidey sense,
39:23and now she's returned to ruin my perfect night.
39:26Claire, she's an influencer, not a comic book villain.
39:29Same difference.
39:30Okay, Natasha's back, but that doesn't have to mean anything.
39:33Was Damon acting excited or weird?
39:36He showered.
39:38Okay.
39:39He's pretty.
39:40He does that.
39:41Anything else?
39:43I trust Damon.
39:45I don't trust her.
39:48Shit.
39:49She just posted a story.
39:51I can't look at it.
39:52She'll know.
39:52She has 80,000 followers.
39:54She's not gonna see your name.
39:56I can't look, Zoe.
39:57Look.
40:00What is it?
40:02Are they kissing?
40:03Are they back together?
40:04Okay, maybe you should look at it so you can stop freaking out.
40:14Why would you have me look at that?
40:17This is it.
40:21You're gonna get married, have two and a half kids, and have a yurt in Iceland.
40:24You know, I did hear that Reykjavik is really beautiful in springtime, actually.
40:31Again, with them not helping.
40:33This was supposed to be our biggest night of our lives.
40:35I'm allowed to be disappointed.
40:37But you're being insane.
40:39Damon loves you.
40:40He's not getting back together with Natasha.
40:42Did you see the photo?
40:43He is supposed to be drinking and snuggling with me, not her.
40:48They're not snuggling.
40:50And to be fair, you didn't tell him about this perfect night, so you can't be mad at him for not being a mind reader.
40:55You didn't tell him about this perfect night, so you can't be mad at him for not being a mind reader.
41:01What's going on?
41:02Why are you taking my side on this?
41:05Nothing's wrong with me.
41:06I'm just saying that, like...
41:09Whatever.
41:09I gotta go.
41:10Don't trip.
41:11I'm sure it'll be fine.
41:13I'm sure it'll be fine.
41:26Hi.
41:27You calling from Reykjavik?
41:28What?
41:30Nothing.
41:31Where are you?
41:32I thought you were hanging out with Natasha.
41:34Uh, yeah, I was, but, you know, there's only so many pictures of Thailand a person can take.
41:38What happened?
41:40Nothing.
41:40What?
41:40Nothing.
41:42Nothing, nothing?
41:42Nothing, or something, nothing.
41:44You were right.
41:46That was a bad idea.
41:47It was stupid for me to think we could just hang as friends.
41:50She hasn't changed at all.
41:51I mean, she invited me to go to Bali with her, and she tried to kiss me.
41:56Wait.
41:57You kissed?
41:58No, no, she tried.
41:59Look, I'm really sorry, Claire.
42:01I shouldn't have put myself in that position.
42:03Did you want to kiss her?
42:05No way.
42:06Are you kidding?
42:06You're the only person I want to kiss.
42:08Like, ever.
42:10Why don't you say that to my face?
42:13Why don't you let me up?
42:14I'm outside.
42:16You're here?
42:18Wait, are you sure?
42:19I only have 700 followers.
42:21Please, you know she bought all those followers, right?
42:23What?
42:25100%.
42:26But do I see some black silk under there?
42:29I'm much more interested in that.
42:31Come on.
42:32Let me up.
42:39Keep going.
42:40Now, target zone for the tree punches, right for the front of the face.
42:43Palms are down.
42:44Elbows are tight.
42:45There we go.
42:47Damon's texted me, I love you three times since this morning.
42:51Who need to get so mushy after sex?
42:54That's awesome.
42:55And he took me out for breakfast.
42:58Did I say that already?
42:59Like four times.
43:01Oh, well, now I guess I said it five.
43:03Anyway, could you hear that Natasha pays for her followers?
43:06How embarrassing and sad is that?
43:10Damon was talking about how...
43:12Uppercuts, target zone.
43:13Where is it?
43:13Underneath the chin.
43:14Elbows tied to the body.
43:16Now.
43:17Wow.
43:18That's actually the first question you've asked me in months.
43:22Whoa, are you mad at me?
43:24Not mad.
43:24I'm just...
43:25Tired.
43:27Well, we can pause it.
43:28I mean...
43:29No, Claire.
43:29I'm tired of this one-sided friendship dance that we've been doing since you started dating
43:34Damon.
43:35I don't know what you're talking about.
43:36You realize that we were supposed to go to homecoming together, right?
43:39And then Damon came.
43:40And the only time you call me is to ask or talk about Damon.
43:44And now Damon's calling me to talk about you and I am tired of it.
43:48We're supposed to be best friends, right?
43:50I am your best friend.
43:51No, I'm your best friend and you've been asleep at the wheel.
43:55I am your best friend.
43:56No, I'm your best friend and you've been asleep at the wheel.
43:59Well, I'm sorry I'm talking a little too much about my boyfriend, but I don't think it's
44:03fair to say that I've been a bad friend.
44:05I mean...
44:06Well, I think a good friend would notice that their best friend has been going through
44:09something huge the past few months.
44:12Oh my god.
44:14What?
44:14Zoe, are you okay?
44:15Yeah, I'm actually great.
44:19I've been seeing someone and it's getting pretty serious, but it's been exhausting not being
44:25able to just talk to you about it.
44:27You can talk to me about anything.
44:29This is so exciting.
44:30Who is it?
44:31It's not important.
44:32What do you mean it's not important?
44:34I want to know who stole my bestie's heart.
44:37Come on.
44:38She didn't steal anything.
44:39It just kind of happened.
44:42I didn't think we'd get along so well, but she's just perfect.
44:48Okay, so we've established it's a girl.
44:52I mean, that shrinks the pool a little, but you still haven't given me a good enough hand.
44:56Okay, maybe she's not perfect and it's just like the honeymoon phase talking.
45:01I don't know.
45:02I don't know what we are.
45:04It's like we're dating, but we haven't put a label on it yet.
45:09I guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for Chelsea.
45:13What does Chelsea have to do with this?
45:16Because I'm the first girl she's ever been with.
45:19I guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for Chelsea.
45:23What does Chelsea have to do with this?
45:26Because I'm the first girl she's ever been with.
45:28Hold on.
45:31You're dating Chelsea?
45:33Like, like ruined my life, Chelsea.
45:37Are you kidding me?
45:38We hate Chelsea!
45:39You know she broke up with Jake and he's like devastated, right?
45:42Okay, but we don't care about Jake.
45:45We care about me, right?
45:46So you're the other woman now.
45:48That's not fair.
45:50Especially because she wasn't even that into him.
45:52I'm sorry, what?
45:53She weaseled into our two-year relationship because she wasn't that into him?
45:58Claire, why are you so wrapped up in that?
46:01Aren't you in heaven with Damon?
46:02Because I haven't heard you shut up about him in the last three months.
46:05Well, I'm sorry I didn't shut up long enough to hear of your disastrous plan to date the she-devil herself.
46:12I would have talked you out of it.
46:14You don't even know her, Claire.
46:15Seems like I don't know either of you.
46:17And whose fault is that?
46:19Listen, I can tell you exactly what Damon had for breakfast.
46:23But as soon as I share an important detail of my love life for once,
46:27you get up on your high horse and you rain judgment on everyone below you.
46:31I'm over it.
46:32Well, that went well.
46:44Uh-oh.
46:45How bad?
46:46If a dumpster fire filled with fuzzy puppies was a tin, then that was a 14.7.
46:53Gross.
46:54I'm sorry, babe.
46:55I know it couldn't happen easy, but at least Claire stopped talking long enough for you to tell her?
47:00That feels like a small win.
47:01I guess.
47:03I don't know.
47:03It's hard because I don't even know what I'm supposed to be telling her.
47:07Like, I didn't say that you were my girlfriend because you and Jake just broke up and I totally respect that.
47:13I think after last night, it's pretty safe to say you're my girlfriend, Zoe.
47:19Cool.
47:21Cool.
47:21Chelsea, I really like you, and I haven't been this happy with someone in a long time.
47:29I just wish that Claire could get her head out of her butt for five seconds to be excited for me.
47:35Whatever.
47:36I don't need her.
47:38I have you.
47:40As much as I'd love to have Claire out of my life forever, you guys have way too much history to throw it away.
47:46But that dumpster fire I was talking about?
47:48Yeah, it's active.
47:50Babe, I'm serious.
47:52You guys have been friends forever, and I'm sure you've taken your turns over the years being the needy one.
47:56Yeah, well, her 90 days have expired. They're done. I'm over it.
48:09I've never known you to be the type to not say what's on your mind, but for some reason with Claire, you just bottled up, and it's like you forgot how to stand up for yourself.
48:18Well, she dominates every single conversation with, me and Damon did this, and me and Damon did that.
48:23So you're telling me you haven't had a single chance to tell her about us? Or about how you were feeling? Or you may be holding back because you knew how she'd respond?
48:34Maybe.
48:36Claire's the one who needs to apologize, but she's not the only one in the wrong.
48:43Why do you have to be so perfect?
48:46Bad habit.
48:49Alright, let me figure this out.
48:52Okay, call me back.
48:53Bye.
48:57Hey, what's going on?
48:59Chelsea? Did I open a curse box? Was I a serial killer in a past life? What horrible karma am I due that Chelsea exists to date everyone I love?
49:08She hasn't dated me.
49:09I will literally murder.
49:11She hasn't dated me.
49:12I will literally murder.
49:14Sounds like you'll be a serial killer in this life, too.
49:17Why aren't you more bothered by this? Don't you feel bad for Jake?
49:20No, do you?
49:21No. Look, she has just weaseled her way through our entire friend group and I'm sick of it.
49:28I thought you guys were becoming buds. Didn't she set you up with Miko?
49:31Oh, yeah. Another way how she's ruined our lives. Why can't she just stay in her lane?
49:36What?
49:40Nothing. I just... I hope you weren't like this with Zoe. I think it's cool. Zoe's never really had a relationship stick, has she? So maybe the fact that she's bringing this up to you could be something serious.
49:52Why'd she wait so long to tell me, then?
49:56Maybe because she knew you were gonna act like you did?
49:59Okay, so you think I'm the jerk.
50:01No, no. I just... I think it's... maybe it's your turn to be the best friend.
50:06Yeah, the best friend to someone who's just screamed at me.
50:10Zoe's literally never screamed at anyone. She's the chillest person I know.
50:14I'm sorry to say it, babe. You know I'm on your side, but if she's this upset...
50:19I was wrong.
50:21You're still very cute, though. And I bet you're even cuter when you apologize.
50:25Not that I've ever seen it, but I'm sure we'll get there one day.
50:30Don't hold your breath.
50:33Okay. I am going to give her the best, best friend apology she's ever had.
50:40You got this. I'm proud of you.
50:41And thanks for loving me, even though I'm a teeny tiny bit difficult.
50:49Of course. You got this.
50:55Pick up. Please pick up.
51:00Never have I ever been the biggest jerk in the history of the world.
51:04I was gonna say been so selfish to someone who's always been there for me, but yours works too.
51:10I messed up.
51:13You messed up big time.
51:14I know. I freaked.
51:16I'm just... I'm so tired of hearing Chelsea's name.
51:21But that doesn't matter.
51:24Because this isn't about me.
51:26Well, you're gonna be hearing it a lot more.
51:30Seriously, Claire.
51:30I've never felt this way about anybody before.
51:35I think she might be...
51:37My person.
51:39If you're happy...
51:40I'm happy.
51:42Truly.
51:44Look, I love you, so...
51:46You're my best friend.
51:48And I'm yours, and you are not allowed to replace me.
51:51You know there's an app for that.
51:58Best friend for hire?
52:00Yeah, but unfortunately, they don't seem to have anybody as good as you.
52:04I checked.
52:05I'm sorry, too.
52:11I should've told you way sooner.
52:14It's just I was afraid that you were gonna freak out, which you did.
52:17And I know Chelsea's probably the worst person for this to happen with, but...
52:21If you guys just gave each other a chance, I'm sure you would get along.
52:27Wait...
52:28Chelsea doesn't like me?
52:30But if you like her, I guess she can't be all that bad.
52:39Now, spill the deets.
52:41You have dirt to catch me up on.
52:43Well, let's just say last night wasn't just...
52:46Your special night?

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