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  • 6/12/2025
Ali Siddiq is many things—a master storyteller, a comedy powerhouse—but a handyman? Not even close. In his brand-ne | dG1fLUtjMmZ6ME92Z2c
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00:00I want to I want to start by doing this if you are not handy you might want to
00:06learn to fix something because for some reason when you're not handy you get
00:11totally disrespect many people don't love me in my house because I can't fix
00:15stuff I heard something crawling around in my attic the other day and I turned
00:21the heat up to 96 it's gonna suffocate it's gonna die and the housekeeper gonna
00:29go up there and get it I'm not messing with the thing that makes the water hot
00:43he said the hot water heater I say if that's the technical name of it grass just
00:49high on safari out there grass just high so I decide I'm gonna go get a lawnmower
00:54I'm gonna cut it myself man let me tell y'all something I didn't know that a
01:01lawnmower didn't come already assembled you gotta assemble it
01:04oh I said I wasn't handy don't do don't don't lean back on me dog I told you I
01:08wasn't handy boy they always try to make you feel bad I tell you boy
01:14and y'all I'm a trained fighter when something come in my head I'm boom now what
01:20you can't do is do that on a ladder I'm gonna just say you can't do that on a
01:23ladder I hard step I'm off the ladder let me tell y'all something man I hit my
01:27head on the top of the door okay I'm out I never took my truck to the mechanic I
01:38would just go outside and lift my hood up
01:45and be waiting for my neighbor Jose to come outside Jose come out my friend what's
01:51wrong my friend once Jose come over there and call Manuel and call those shit I just
01:59go in the house with the ladies well you electrocute yourself one time and all of a
02:03sudden somebody watching over you

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