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00:00:00Welcome, Blackheart.
00:00:01I thought I was supposed to be in an old house.
00:00:03How long are you going to get away?
00:00:04I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:00:07I'm sorry.
00:00:14What?
00:00:15You're fired, Sarah.
00:00:16Did that do you?
00:00:17Hey, do that!
00:00:18Don't be fair.
00:00:18It could happen, pay, and...
00:00:20I'm off to meet my lovely new stepdaughter.
00:00:24How's he has a favorite joke?
00:00:25What the?
00:00:26Sarah's college flame.
00:00:28Most likely the father of that kid.
00:00:30Did you have...
00:00:30Did somebody spy on me?
00:00:37Is that means real father?
00:00:39Uh, at least it's me.
00:00:40No time to see my dear daughter.
00:00:44I want a real marriage for games.
00:00:46In this moment, I...
00:00:49You believe our dreams have become real life!
00:01:02Find the security footage from downstairs and get her car now.
00:01:14Don't listen to her.
00:01:15We're just trying to get some...
00:01:16Don't ever touch my wife.
00:01:18I'll keep your shit.
00:01:18If you're a game you're trying to play,
00:01:20I'm not going to let you keep using it.
00:01:22Hey, yeah, where is he?
00:01:36I've got plans.
00:01:38He's coming right now.
00:01:39He's wearing a dark suit.
00:01:40Okay, dark suit.
00:01:42Got it.
00:01:42Hi.
00:01:46I'm...
00:01:47Yeah, Finn didn't say that you'd be dressed like this.
00:02:07Then who's Finn?
00:02:09It's fine.
00:02:09Never mind.
00:02:10Follow me.
00:02:10Come.
00:02:10Hi.
00:02:18Hi.
00:02:19Here.
00:02:25Oh, my God.
00:02:27You're the walking blackguard?
00:02:30You're Daniel...
00:02:31Yes, sir.
00:02:32Welcome.
00:02:33What an honor.
00:02:38Your ID.
00:02:39Okay.
00:02:42It's fine.
00:02:44You can go straight through to the chapel.
00:02:46The chapel?
00:02:47I thought I was supposed to clean an old house.
00:02:54For the last time, Sarah, this client is critical.
00:02:58Don't mess it up.
00:02:58Yo.
00:03:00How long are you going to make me wait?
00:03:01Sorry.
00:03:02Sorry.
00:03:03Coming.
00:03:03Thank you, Mr. Feltman, for the best clients.
00:03:08I have to pay you more.
00:03:09I've been cleaning floors and scrubbing toilets for you while chasing you around.
00:03:13Here.
00:03:15Uh, thanks.
00:03:18Today, we are gathered...
00:03:19Sarah, I've been treating you very nicely.
00:03:22You know how tough life is these days?
00:03:23I do.
00:03:24Can we speed this up a little bit?
00:03:26I'm in a rush.
00:03:27Sir, there's a procedure.
00:03:28Do you really need this job?
00:03:30Now you ask me.
00:03:30Yes, I do.
00:03:31Of course I do.
00:03:35I mean, I do really want to wrap this up.
00:03:38Awesome.
00:03:39Skip to the good part.
00:03:40Fine.
00:03:41I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:03:44I'm sorry.
00:03:45What?
00:03:50I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:03:54I'm sorry.
00:03:55What?
00:03:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:04:00Uh, husband and wife?
00:04:01I don't even know this guy.
00:04:02Who are you?
00:04:03Some scammer?
00:04:06Scam?
00:04:06What are you talking about?
00:04:08Okay, my assistant sent you the contract.
00:04:10Whoa, wait, is this some sort of, like, act to milk more money out of me or something?
00:04:14A contract for a cleaning job.
00:04:17Not whatever this is.
00:04:19You scammers are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:04:23I demand an annulment.
00:04:26Oh.
00:04:31Technically, you're both married.
00:04:34Okay, a divorce then.
00:04:35There's no way I'm staying married to some gold-digging amateur who can't even read a contract.
00:04:40Say that again.
00:04:41I dare you.
00:04:46Gold-digging amateur.
00:04:51I hope you have good dental insurance, buddy.
00:04:53Because I'm about to fuck you up.
00:04:56What do you, Jesus?
00:04:56Are you going to sweep me to death?
00:04:58My God!
00:04:59Have some respect!
00:05:00There are couples waiting.
00:05:01Okay, then, let's do, like, a speedy divorce.
00:05:09Let's go!
00:05:11That's not possible.
00:05:12The state of California requires a six-month waiting period on all divorces.
00:05:17What?
00:05:18Go with God.
00:05:20Next.
00:05:20Go with God.
00:05:22The fault.
00:05:31Oh, yeah, I forgot the part where I made you say I do.
00:05:35Hi, Mr. Lawrence.
00:05:37Sorry, I got a call from St. Mary's.
00:05:38Yeah, it won't happen again.
00:05:40Wait, wait, we're talking still.
00:05:41Hi, Dad.
00:05:46Come back to meet your fiancée.
00:05:48Right now.
00:05:50Ah, Gigi.
00:05:52Me and the perfect daughter-in-law of the Rodney family.
00:05:57Ah, perfect timing.
00:05:59The gang's all here.
00:06:01I have an announcement to make.
00:06:03I am now married.
00:06:05What?
00:06:07What?
00:06:08Are you serious?
00:06:09Oh, I'm very serious, Uncle.
00:06:11Check it out.
00:06:20Michael?
00:06:21Did you know about this?
00:06:23You should be getting married to Gigi, not some...
00:06:26Sarah?
00:06:27Who even is this woman?
00:06:28Did you say that if I got married that I'd be in charge?
00:06:34Yes, but...
00:06:34And you didn't say that I had to marry someone in particular for that to happen, did you?
00:06:41Good.
00:06:42I'd like Uncle Victor off the new project effective immediately.
00:06:49Your uncle's been by my side for over a decade.
00:06:52I will not...
00:06:53It's...
00:06:53It's all right, brother.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:06:58But Daniel here...
00:07:00wants me out, I will step aside.
00:07:02After all, he is in charge of the company now, so...
00:07:06No, Victor, you can't just go on.
00:07:09It's so hard for me to...
00:07:10Victor?
00:07:12Since when did the two of you become so cozy?
00:07:14Uncle Victor doesn't have any issues.
00:07:28It's settled.
00:07:30I'm off to see my new wife.
00:07:32This is Rodney.
00:07:33I need you to find out information on Sarah Milton, a.k.a. Mrs. Rodney.
00:07:46Sarah Milton?
00:07:48That wasn't the plan.
00:07:49Did something go wrong?
00:07:51It's God's plan now.
00:07:53God's plan.
00:07:53All right.
00:07:55Are there any other details I need to know about this?
00:07:59Mrs. Rodney.
00:08:00She's doing some kind of cleaning service.
00:08:02Cleaning service.
00:08:03And she mentioned something about a...
00:08:05St. Mary's.
00:08:06I don't know, maybe a hospital.
00:08:07Check that out.
00:08:12Should we move in here?
00:08:13Oh, do you want to try?
00:08:15No, yeah.
00:08:15Cool.
00:08:15Let's go.
00:08:16Please open your mouth.
00:08:34No, I'm not taking it.
00:08:35Anna, please.
00:08:37No!
00:08:38Annie.
00:08:42I'm sorry.
00:08:44You can give it to me.
00:08:45I'll get her to take them.
00:08:48These months fail.
00:08:49Don't forget to pay it.
00:08:53What are you doing?
00:08:55I thought we talked about this.
00:08:57But the treatment's so expensive.
00:08:59I'm better now.
00:09:01Really.
00:09:02You don't need to worry about a pumpkin.
00:09:04I've saved up enough money.
00:09:07Really?
00:09:08Yeah.
00:09:09So take this.
00:09:12And get some rest.
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:16Good night, pumpkin.
00:09:17Good night.
00:09:27Hi, Mr. Bowen.
00:09:41Mr. Lawrence filled me in on how you blew him off today.
00:09:44You're fired, Sarah.
00:09:45Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:09:47Sir, I am so sorry, okay?
00:09:48I, I, that didn't...
00:09:49Hey, give me that!
00:09:55We found you, my newlywed wife.
00:09:57How did you find me?
00:09:59Give me back, you asshole!
00:10:00How dare you!
00:10:01Say that again!
00:10:02Ah, so loud.
00:10:03Don't you dare!
00:10:04Jesus!
00:10:06Hey.
00:10:07Why do you screw everything up for me?
00:10:09I have an offer you can't refuse.
00:10:13I'm sorry, what does that even mean?
00:10:14It means that you may need to stay married to me for longer.
00:10:17Ah, not a chance.
00:10:19In return, I'll give you money.
00:10:22Lots of money.
00:10:28How much money are we talking?
00:10:31Name your price.
00:10:32I could have him pay Ann's bill.
00:10:35After all, it's his fault I got fired.
00:10:38Okay, listen, how about...
00:10:40No, I can't do that.
00:10:43If I screw over a stranger like this, what does that make me?
00:10:47You come up with a number yet?
00:10:48You know, I just don't think you're the type of guy to make that much money, so...
00:10:54I'll only check back in in six months when it's time for that divorce.
00:10:56Wait, do you really not know who I am?
00:10:58Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:10:59I know exactly who you are.
00:11:06Exactly who you are.
00:11:07You're an arrogant little fool who always gets what he wants.
00:11:11Right?
00:11:11Isn't that who you are?
00:11:13What are you talking about?
00:11:15Okay, listen.
00:11:16Wait.
00:11:16Maybe this is a blessing.
00:11:17She has no idea who I am.
00:11:19I can handle this fake marriage way easier.
00:11:21This is perfect.
00:11:23What are you doing?
00:11:24I'm giving you my phone number.
00:11:26Tell me in six months when it's time for that divorce.
00:11:29I thought we were just talking about making the marriage work.
00:11:32And I said, not a chance.
00:11:34I think you'd think different, but she's gone.
00:11:36Why do you never let me finish my sentence?
00:11:38Jesus.
00:11:39I said, not a chance.
00:11:44Yo.
00:11:45Anything useful?
00:11:46So Sarah Milton used to be an architecture student at Baycrest University before she dropped out.
00:11:50How'd she end up cleaning houses?
00:11:52Here's the kicker.
00:11:53She has a daughter.
00:11:54She has a daughter.
00:11:55Eight years old with health issues.
00:11:57Sarah's been in and out of the hospital with her for the last year.
00:11:59A dropout single mom with a sick kid is golden.
00:12:03So what's next, boss?
00:12:06I'm off to meet my lovely new stepdaughter.
00:12:08How's my favorite girl?
00:12:20What the?
00:12:25What a surprise.
00:12:27Yeah, perfect timing.
00:12:28We were just deciding which outfit little Jane would look better in.
00:12:32Little Jane?
00:12:32Yeah.
00:12:33Yeah.
00:12:33Daniel thinks she should wear green, but I think blue is way cuter.
00:12:37What do you think?
00:12:39Uh, the green's fine.
00:12:40Ah, see?
00:12:41I told you.
00:12:42Here's what I'm helping with that.
00:12:43What are you doing here?
00:12:45Well, uh...
00:12:47Doesn't she look good?
00:12:49Yeah.
00:12:50Uh, sweetie, I'm going to talk to my friend in the hallway.
00:12:53Now.
00:13:01Mess with my family again and I'll sue your ass.
00:13:03Got it?
00:13:03I have a business deal for you.
00:13:05You have another deal I can't refuse?
00:13:07No, thanks.
00:13:07I'm good.
00:13:08I don't think you are.
00:13:09Oh, you have no idea what you're talking about.
00:13:11Because this deal covers anti-medical expenses.
00:13:14All of them.
00:13:15Wait, what?
00:13:20I'll just...
00:13:21all bills?
00:13:22I mean, if you're willing to play along, stay married to me.
00:13:27Okay.
00:13:28Why me?
00:13:29There are plenty of other people who will take you up on this offer.
00:13:32Yeah, but you're the only one I'm legally married to.
00:13:34And it is just to keep up appearances.
00:13:37No crossing the line.
00:13:43Fine.
00:13:44We're not telling Anne.
00:13:46What about us?
00:13:47No, of course not.
00:13:55Sign on the dotted line.
00:14:11One more thing.
00:14:12You have to move in with me.
00:14:13You've got to be kidding me.
00:14:20You can move in with me.
00:14:22You've got to be kidding me.
00:14:23Oh, for real.
00:14:25And don't you think a better environment would be good for Anne?
00:14:27I love this house.
00:14:44I...
00:14:45This is a new room?
00:14:48For real?
00:14:49Do you want to see your new room?
00:14:52Yes.
00:14:53I've never had where I'm going before.
00:14:56A mansion?
00:14:58Who are you, really?
00:14:59Mm-hmm.
00:15:00Rule number one.
00:15:01No questions.
00:15:02Uh, I don't remember that in the contract.
00:15:05It does say that party A has full interpretive rights.
00:15:09That is totally unfair.
00:15:11Do you not remember that I paid for Anne's medical expenses?
00:15:14Okay, this is completely insane.
00:15:17Who are you?
00:15:18What even is your last name?
00:15:19Daniel who?
00:15:20Hey, oh, hey!
00:15:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:15:35Okay, okay!
00:15:37Relax.
00:15:39It's Brown.
00:15:40Daniel Brown.
00:15:42No, that doesn't check out.
00:15:44What does that even mean?
00:15:46Arrogant people tend to have more distinct names.
00:15:48This is Daniel Brown sounds like the guy who passes out coffee at the office.
00:15:53Okay, well, I'm not an arrogant guy, and that is exactly who I am.
00:15:57I'm just a normal, simple coffee guy at the office.
00:16:00For sure.
00:16:01Who owns a mansion.
00:16:02Totally checks out.
00:16:03I love my new room.
00:16:05It's amazing!
00:16:08So where's my room?
00:16:10I mean, our room.
00:16:11I will show you.
00:16:11Oh, you are not suggesting that we share a bed, are you?
00:16:15Rule number two.
00:16:16No intimacy.
00:16:17No sex.
00:16:18Okay, so then why are we sharing a room?
00:16:20I spend most of the time at the office anyway.
00:16:22It's just a precautionary.
00:16:23Precautionary for what?
00:16:24For this.
00:16:26For this.
00:16:40Daniel.
00:16:41Miss me?
00:16:43Who is this?
00:16:44Oh, you must be Sasha.
00:16:46Sarah.
00:16:48Right.
00:16:49Sasha.
00:16:50Sarah.
00:16:51Oops.
00:16:52It is so nice to meet you.
00:16:54I am Gigi.
00:16:56Daniel's fiance.
00:16:58Wait, what?
00:16:59Okay, I think you just freaked out my wife.
00:17:00Do not worry about the whole fiance thing.
00:17:02It was my dad's idea, and I never agreed to it.
00:17:06Did I, Gigi?
00:17:07Yeah.
00:17:08Sorry about that.
00:17:10But I heard you were moving in today, so I came over to, you know, celebrate.
00:17:14Brought a little housewarming gift.
00:17:20You are so welcome.
00:17:22So, dinner tonight?
00:17:24No, I'm spending time with Sarah.
00:17:27Now, if you don't mind.
00:17:31So, fiance, huh?
00:17:34I'm a married man, Sarah.
00:17:36You know what that means.
00:17:37A married man whose ex-fiancee is giving me plants.
00:17:44What am I supposed to do with this?
00:17:45Do whatever you want with it.
00:17:47I honestly don't care.
00:17:48I guess it is kind of pretty.
00:17:55I guess it is kind of pretty.
00:17:55You're not mad about Gigi coming, are you?
00:18:06It would have been nice if you had mentioned her to me.
00:18:09But it's fine.
00:18:10She just seems sad and a little pathetic.
00:18:13Anyway, help me with my luggage.
00:18:15Stupid bitch.
00:18:19Don't worry.
00:18:22Your little happy ending won't last long.
00:18:25What are you thinking about?
00:18:42I could get used to a place like this.
00:18:47Are you and Daniel married?
00:18:50What?
00:18:51How do you know about that?
00:18:52Well, I heard Daniel call you his wife.
00:18:55Ah.
00:18:56I wasn't trying to keep that from you.
00:18:59Is he nice?
00:19:01I don't know.
00:19:02I hope so.
00:19:04What do you think?
00:19:06I mean, he seems nice.
00:19:08I just hope he's not like Daddy.
00:19:11And I promise you that I won't let anyone, not Dad or Daniel, ever hurt you again, okay?
00:19:20Dad is far, far away.
00:19:23I promise.
00:19:26I think there's a pool in the back.
00:19:30Want to go first one?
00:19:31Yeah.
00:19:32It could be fun.
00:19:34A kid and an abusive ex.
00:19:38Perfect.
00:19:43Sarah Milton has a kid with her ex.
00:19:46Find him.
00:19:56Morning, boss.
00:20:00Why do you never knock?
00:20:01I'm sorry, I just...
00:20:02You know what to do.
00:20:06Are you serious?
00:20:07Fully.
00:20:14Who is it?
00:20:15It's Finn.
00:20:16Oh, great.
00:20:17Come on in.
00:20:18What was so urgent?
00:20:22You asked me to find a replacement manager for Victor, and I found the perfect candidate.
00:20:28Matt Nielsen.
00:20:30Baycrest University.
00:20:33Isn't that where Sarah went?
00:20:34He's right outside.
00:20:34I can have him come in for an interview.
00:20:36His resume's solid.
00:20:37Hire him.
00:20:39And arrange a car for me.
00:20:40Just finish his paperwork.
00:20:41On it.
00:20:46Congrats, Mr. Nielsen.
00:20:47Plus, likes you.
00:20:48You're on the team.
00:20:50Can't wait.
00:20:52Can't wait.
00:20:53Sarah Milton.
00:20:58Guess you just landed a new job in your city.
00:21:05Sarah Milton.
00:21:08Guess you just landed a new job in your city.
00:21:11Oh, my God.
00:21:13That's so exciting.
00:21:14Matt, congrats.
00:21:16Hey, I think it's time we should catch up.
00:21:18You want to do dinner tonight?
00:21:19Tonight?
00:21:20There's this new place downtown I want to try.
00:21:22Tonight's a little tough.
00:21:24I haven't seen you since college, Sarah.
00:21:26It's been, what, like six or seven years?
00:21:29Time flies.
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:34Always calling at the perfect time.
00:21:37You know what, Matt?
00:21:38I've got to go, but text me the time and place, and I'll meet you.
00:21:43Hello?
00:21:44What took you so long?
00:21:46I'm mopping.
00:21:48Sounds busy.
00:21:50You have plans tonight?
00:21:51I'm in reservations.
00:21:53Actually, I have plans.
00:21:54With who?
00:21:55World number one.
00:21:56No questions.
00:21:57No, no, that is not what I was saying.
00:22:00Okay, bye.
00:22:00No.
00:22:01Yo.
00:22:03Oh, my God.
00:22:04This girl does not let me finish.
00:22:05Oh.
00:22:05Oh.
00:22:06Oh.
00:22:06Sarah.
00:22:19Thank you so much for coming.
00:22:33What's up?
00:22:33What's up?
00:22:36Yeah.
00:22:38Wow.
00:22:39You look unchanged.
00:22:43You're just as beautiful as you were five years ago.
00:22:46Forever a charmer, aren't you?
00:22:48I'm serious.
00:22:48I'm serious.
00:22:49So, how have you been?
00:22:51What have you been up to?
00:22:53A lot of things.
00:22:55Uh, bartending, serving, delivering, and now I'm a janitor.
00:23:02Oh.
00:23:02You were always top of your class.
00:23:07I would have thought you'd be at some top architecture firm.
00:23:11Uh, nobody hires a dropout.
00:23:14That.
00:23:15Besides, I need the flexibility.
00:23:16I have to take care of Anne.
00:23:22It's serious.
00:23:25But anyway, uh, tell me about your company.
00:23:29Hey.
00:23:32I will do, uh, your best bottle of wine.
00:23:36Yes, you're welcome.
00:23:37Sarah.
00:23:49Matt.
00:23:51Hey.
00:23:52Oh, thank you so much for coming.
00:23:54What's up?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:59Wow.
00:24:00You look unchanged.
00:24:04Just as...
00:24:05To your new position.
00:24:20To my karate group.
00:24:21Cheers.
00:24:24So, what's next?
00:24:28Well, um...
00:24:32Sarah, the whole reason that I...
00:24:34Came to the city is...
00:24:37Because of...
00:24:38Mind if I interrupt?
00:24:41My dear wife.
00:24:45Wife.
00:24:49You know this guy.
00:24:50We...
00:24:51Let's go home.
00:24:57Let her go.
00:24:58What did you say?
00:25:06Let her go.
00:25:10Matt, I'm...
00:25:10I'm fine.
00:25:11Really.
00:25:20That was the guy you blew me off for?
00:25:21Who's the guy you blew me off for?
00:25:30This is none of your business.
00:25:31I'm your husband, so it's a little bit of my business.
00:25:33Okay, contract husband.
00:25:35Don't get carried away.
00:25:36And don't talk to me like I was cheating.
00:25:37I was with a friend.
00:25:39If we're gonna talk about that, why don't we talk about your fiancee who's been hovering around like a goddamn vulture?
00:25:43Sarah, Sarah.
00:25:44I'm sorry.
00:25:45Okay, I just wanted to know.
00:25:48I'm going home.
00:25:49Okay, but home is...
00:25:55Home's that way.
00:26:02I need home.
00:26:08What an arrogant pompous asshole.
00:26:12I can't believe...
00:26:13What are you doing in here?
00:26:16Taking a shower.
00:26:17I'm sleeping here tonight.
00:26:23There is no way in hell.
00:26:27That is not a part of our contract.
00:26:28Get back here, Daniel.
00:26:32Are you fighting?
00:26:34No.
00:26:34No, no.
00:26:36We're just talking about some work stuff.
00:26:39Go back to bed, okay?
00:26:41Love you.
00:26:42I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:26:56I love the way it's always getting close to me.
00:26:59I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:27:03I love the way my body's moving to the beat.
00:27:04Well, put a shirt on.
00:27:05I'm more comfortable with this.
00:27:07What's up?
00:27:07Sharing a bed is not in the contract.
00:27:11Okay, you're breaking the rules.
00:27:12Contract says no intimacy or sex.
00:27:15No, this is...
00:27:16I'm breaking any rules.
00:27:17Uh, but you...
00:27:18Rules.
00:27:19Rules.
00:27:22Hi.
00:27:24Pillow barrier, then.
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:25And put a shirt on.
00:27:28Happy wife, happy life.
00:27:29All right.
00:27:33What, are you afraid of the dark?
00:27:46No.
00:27:47I mean, if you are, I can just get rid of the pillow barrier.
00:27:51We could cuddle.
00:27:51Whatever you need.
00:27:53Good night.
00:27:54Good night.
00:27:59This is so weird.
00:28:00I'm sharing a bed with a complete stranger.
00:28:03And he's technically my husband.
00:28:18I'm sorry.
00:28:22Question.
00:28:23Would you ever consider going back to school?
00:28:27Question.
00:28:27Would you ever consider going back to school and getting your degree?
00:28:34I can't bring it up for dinner, but...
00:28:36Since we're here...
00:28:38I know you didn't finish school.
00:28:39Would you ever go back and get your degree?
00:28:42How do you know that?
00:28:45Ann told me.
00:28:46So?
00:28:47Would you go back to school?
00:28:49Of course.
00:28:50But I have Ann to take care of, and I'm droning in debt.
00:28:57So...
00:28:58It's tuition that's...
00:29:01The pipe dream.
00:29:02What if I could make your dreams come true?
00:29:06Are you being serious right now?
00:29:11Okay, I'll tell you.
00:29:13When I was younger, I used to want to be an artist.
00:29:16You...
00:29:17I know it might be hard to believe, but yes.
00:29:20I was obsessed with painting and sketching and creating anything like that.
00:29:25What happened to that?
00:29:26My parents.
00:29:28They said it was more of a hobby than a job.
00:29:31Something to toss aside when life's responsibilities came along.
00:29:36And I listened to them.
00:29:37And I did.
00:29:37And I joined the company, and I put on the suit, and played the part.
00:29:44So that's why I'm asking you.
00:29:46You were super talented.
00:29:48And you love architecture the way that I liked art.
00:29:52And I know what it's like to give up on something that you love.
00:29:55So if you have the opportunity to go back and chase your dreams, you should.
00:30:07I don't know.
00:30:07I would just rather have, like, a brilliant, happy architect for a wife than a grumpy janitor.
00:30:15Okay, what's the cat?
00:30:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no catch.
00:30:22Just doing a friendly gesture.
00:30:24I mean, you have to continue to pretend to be my wife, but...
00:30:28Oh, I'll think about it.
00:30:31Yeah.
00:30:32Yeah, sleep on it.
00:30:36Hey, hey, that's my girl.
00:30:38Good night.
00:30:39Good night.
00:30:39Good night.
00:30:45Well, I assume you got me what I wanted.
00:30:57Babe, now when have I ever let you down in that regard?
00:31:06Meet Matt Wilson.
00:31:09Sarah's college flame, and most likely father of that kid.
00:31:14These were taken recently.
00:31:16That means this guy's still here.
00:31:19Now kiss me, idiot, and maybe I'll tell you where to find him.
00:31:22Victor, stop it.
00:31:24You're still thinking about Daniel and that marriage, aren't you?
00:31:27No.
00:31:28No.
00:31:30No, you are my true partner.
00:31:32Daniel's a clueless idiot.
00:31:34He thinks that he can take control of the company by marrying a useless woman.
00:31:39Pretty soon.
00:31:40Everything he owns will fall into our hands.
00:31:48My nephew is an idiot.
00:31:52Not only did he marry the wrong woman, he hired the wrong employee.
00:31:57The new head of the project, my replacement?
00:32:03Matt Nelson.
00:32:05No.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Well, well, well.
00:32:10Things just got a little more interesting.
00:32:12I have a brilliant idea.
00:32:16I have a brilliant idea.
00:32:16This is St. Mary's Hospital and physician is looking good.
00:32:45I'm on my way.
00:32:48Hey there.
00:32:51It's Matt, right?
00:32:52Yeah.
00:32:53Hey.
00:32:53Victor.
00:32:55Yeah, you should be in charge of the project.
00:32:57You know, if you're looking for Daniel, he just stepped out.
00:33:02Do you know where he went?
00:33:03Because I need him to sign these.
00:33:04Yeah.
00:33:05He said something about a hospital.
00:33:09St. Mary's.
00:33:10Got it.
00:33:11Uh-huh.
00:33:12No problem.
00:33:14Idiot.
00:33:15Do you know where Anne is?
00:33:23I'm in her legal garden.
00:33:25Sir?
00:33:26No.
00:33:27Um, what are you doing here?
00:33:29Um, work.
00:33:31I heard you say Anne.
00:33:33Anne just took her vitamins.
00:33:36You can find her outside.
00:33:37Vitamins?
00:33:38You guys said it was urgent.
00:33:39Well, then you should ask the person who told you that.
00:33:43I'm busy.
00:33:44Next.
00:33:47Why didn't you tell me you were going to the hospital?
00:33:49I'm so worried about you.
00:33:51Well, Daniel.
00:33:51Daniel!
00:33:52We've only known him for a month.
00:33:53Daniel?
00:33:53Daniel?
00:33:55The guy who claims to be your husband?
00:33:58What's going on?
00:33:59You stay here for a minute, okay?
00:34:08I'm going to go talk to you.
00:34:19Yeah.
00:34:20Daniel, the guy you met the other night, technically he's my legal.
00:34:29Husband.
00:34:30Legal husband?
00:34:33Yeah.
00:34:34It's complicated.
00:34:36Uh, we signed a contract, and now he's my fake husband, and I'm his fake wife.
00:34:42What?
00:34:43I know.
00:34:45Sarah, that's crazy.
00:34:48All that's in my life.
00:34:49I can get you a lawyer if you need to get out of this contract.
00:34:52No.
00:34:54He's paying for Anne's medical bills.
00:34:56Well, I can help with money.
00:34:58No, no, no.
00:34:59I couldn't ask you to do something like that.
00:35:04Do you love him?
00:35:06What?
00:35:08No.
00:35:08No way.
00:35:10Then why are you choosing to stay with him?
00:35:16You have me, Sarah.
00:35:18Ever since you left college, I've been trying to find you.
00:35:20Whatever's happening with Daniel, I'm right here.
00:35:25And I want to help you.
00:35:27What was that?
00:35:34Look, Matt.
00:35:37I'm sorry, okay?
00:35:38Anne's waiting.
00:35:39Sarah.
00:35:41Sarah.
00:35:42Hey.
00:35:45I'm sorry.
00:35:46I overreacted.
00:35:47What did Daniel exactly tell you?
00:35:51Well, some guy came to the house and said, Daniel sent him to take me here for a checkup.
00:35:57Some guy?
00:35:59Where is he now?
00:36:00He was right here.
00:36:02Wait.
00:36:04He's right there.
00:36:06The job's done.
00:36:10Photos?
00:36:11Yeah, I got them.
00:36:19Overall, the project's officially launched.
00:36:21We just need to...
00:36:22Do we have any contacts at Baycrest University?
00:36:25Contacts?
00:36:25You mean?
00:36:26Like anyone in admissions or re-enrollment or...
00:36:28Why are you staring at me like that?
00:36:32Do you want to help Miss Milton get back into school?
00:36:35Okay, her name is Mrs. Rodney.
00:36:37She's my wife.
00:36:37I think we should show her a bit more respect.
00:36:39Right.
00:36:41Alright, I'll reach out to some people.
00:36:42We've donated to them in the past, so it shouldn't be a problem.
00:36:45Okay, good.
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:47Ah!
00:36:49There you are.
00:36:51I have been looking for you.
00:36:54Ben, you can leave us.
00:36:57Okay.
00:36:57Stay.
00:36:59Are you sure?
00:37:00Because what I'm about to tell you has something to do with your wife, Sasha.
00:37:05Okay, your name is Sarah.
00:37:06Why is no one getting her name right?
00:37:08Whatever.
00:37:08Whatever.
00:37:11Is he...
00:37:23Is he...
00:37:23I love the outfit.
00:37:34You pick it out yourself?
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Will you do me a big favor?
00:37:39Will you just go play with Uncle Jane for a bit?
00:37:40How was your little hospital date?
00:37:53What are you talking about?
00:37:55How is this?
00:38:00Did you have somebody spy on me?
00:38:09Somebody spy on me?
00:38:10Is that your ex?
00:38:11You guys getting back together?
00:38:12Daniel, you are being ridiculous.
00:38:14Oh, I'm being ridiculous.
00:38:14You're the one that's on a hospital date, and I'm being ridiculous.
00:38:17Okay, look.
00:38:18I'm just going to ask.
00:38:19Is that...
00:38:19Is that Anne's real father?
00:38:23Wait, you guys go to school together?
00:38:24You got to drop out because you get knocked up?
00:38:27You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:38:28Oh, oh, what?
00:38:29Am I wrong?
00:38:29I don't deserve this.
00:38:30Yes, you do, because sometimes actions have consequences.
00:38:34Oh, shut up!
00:38:35Jesus, what?
00:38:36No, I try to get you back into school, and this is what I get.
00:38:38I am an idiot.
00:38:39Yes, you are a fucking idiot!
00:38:42Because you have no idea what you're talking about.
00:38:44And I have a fucking awful life.
00:38:46So awful that my parents stole my tuition money and my sister's medical money.
00:38:53Yeah, she's my sister, you idiot.
00:38:57But you know what's even worse than that?
00:38:58I'm just standing here right now and being ridiculed by some arrogant prick
00:39:03who doesn't know anything about me.
00:39:12Sarah.
00:39:13No, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
00:39:15I'm sorry, okay?
00:39:16I'm so sorry.
00:39:18Yes, I am an arrogant prick.
00:39:21I just...
00:39:22The thought of you as someone just, like, made me sick, okay?
00:39:25And I thought I knew you, and I didn't.
00:39:29I promise you, I promise,
00:39:32nothing bad will happen to you or Anne ever again.
00:39:39I...
00:39:39I...
00:39:39I...
00:39:41I don't...
00:39:43I don't know what to say.
00:39:44I don't know what to say.
00:39:45I don't know what to say.
00:39:45I don't know what to say.
00:39:46I don't know what to say.
00:39:46I don't know what to say.
00:39:47I don't know what to say.
00:39:47I don't know what to say.
00:39:48I don't know what to say.
00:39:49I don't know what to say.
00:39:49I don't know what to say.
00:39:50I don't know what to say.
00:39:50I don't know what to say.
00:39:50I don't know what to say.
00:39:51I don't know what to say.
00:39:52I don't know what to say.
00:39:52I don't know what to say.
00:39:53I don't know what to say.
00:39:54I don't know what to say.
00:39:55I don't know what to say.
00:39:56I don't know what to say.
00:39:57I don't know what to say.
00:39:58I don't know what to say.
00:39:59if you wanted to like amend the rules to the contract
00:40:17that could have gone worse
00:40:25oh my god
00:40:26she doesn't even have a daughter
00:40:29we have been wasting our time
00:40:32it's gonna be okay
00:40:34she still has those two deadbeat parents
00:40:36and they will be much easier to manipulate
00:40:39Matt
00:40:40everything's falling into place
00:40:44you just need a little more patience
00:40:46don't touch me
00:40:59morning tea
00:41:02you know we have a bit of time before you go to work
00:41:06you want to you know
00:41:07don't forget the contract Mr. Brown
00:41:10what are you doing
00:41:16he's saying thank you on your behalf
00:41:19here
00:41:21it's the number for the head of admissions at Baycrest University
00:41:26if you're serious about going back to school give him a call
00:41:30wait
00:41:36thank you
00:41:39see you at night
00:41:42morning boss
00:41:48you got a new project manager wants to debrief you on some progress
00:41:51you got a minute
00:41:51yeah send him in
00:41:53Matt
00:41:54Matt?
00:41:55how many Matt's are there?
00:41:57pleasure to meet you Mr.
00:42:01what?
00:42:02thank you
00:42:02let me introduce
00:42:07this is the CEO's assistant
00:42:08Daniel Brown
00:42:10pleasure to meet you
00:42:13small world huh?
00:42:16indeed
00:42:17is Mr. Rodney
00:42:29going to be back?
00:42:29no no
00:42:30he's out in business
00:42:31you can speak to me directly
00:42:34I think I'll wait till he's back in the office
00:42:37but there's something that I'd like to talk to you about
00:42:41if you could give us a minute
00:42:43sure
00:42:46Sarah told me everything
00:42:57whatever game
00:42:59you're trying to play
00:43:00I'm not going to let you keep using her
00:43:02watch your words Mr.
00:43:04she's my wife
00:43:06she's your wife
00:43:07for now
00:43:08you may have her tied down with your contract but
00:43:12you're never going to have what we had
00:43:16and once the waiting period's up
00:43:18she's free
00:43:19and I'm going to make sure
00:43:23say that again
00:43:24look I'd love to keep talking but
00:43:29unlike you
00:43:30I have some very important work to get back to
00:43:33have a good one Mr. Brown
00:43:36fire him right now
00:43:45wait
00:43:47no
00:43:48keep him around
00:43:50five years
00:44:02can't believe I'm back here
00:44:04I have some good news for you
00:44:11I've got some good news too
00:44:12are you free tonight
00:44:14yeah
00:44:15where
00:44:15great
00:44:16text you the details
00:44:177pm
00:44:18please
00:44:19dress to impress
00:44:21is this a surprise
00:44:22you'll find out
00:44:23okay then
00:44:25good evening madam
00:44:29may I assist you with your reservation
00:44:31uh yeah
00:44:32under Daniel Brown
00:44:33Mr. Brown
00:44:34one second please
00:44:35I apologize for the wait
00:44:38right this way
00:44:39uh
00:44:41why is it so empty
00:44:42when we host special guests
00:44:44we like to ensure that the restaurant is more
00:44:46private
00:44:47well
00:44:49I guess
00:44:50Daniel and I must be pretty special then
00:44:52absolutely ma'am
00:44:54this is your table
00:44:54enjoy
00:44:55Jesus this place is so expensive
00:45:02this could pay for Ann's surgery
00:45:05we're calling Daniel
00:45:07we are going somewhere else
00:45:09Sarah
00:45:11Matt
00:45:13what a
00:45:19coincidence are you
00:45:22dining here
00:45:23no
00:45:24no no
00:45:24I can't afford this place
00:45:28I know my boss sent me to deliver this package
00:45:30but
00:45:31he's not here yet
00:45:32so
00:45:32what about you
00:45:34I have dinner with the
00:45:36um
00:45:37my contract husband
00:45:39I'm not interrupting your
00:45:42no no
00:45:43he hasn't
00:45:44gone here yet
00:45:44sit down
00:45:45feels kind of weird
00:45:53tonight
00:45:53like it's
00:45:54just us two
00:45:55uh
00:45:57yeah
00:45:58it kind of reminds me of the little cafe at Baycrest University
00:46:02he used to sit there for hours
00:46:05until they kick us out
00:46:06you remember that
00:46:06that feels like a lifetime ago
00:46:10actually
00:46:12speaking of Baycrest
00:46:14I have some
00:46:15sorry I'm late
00:46:16you look really great babe
00:46:19thank you
00:46:20you are in my seat
00:46:23you bring the president I ask you to bring
00:46:34you're Daniel Rodney
00:46:47guilty as charged
00:46:49in the
00:46:52Rodney group
00:46:53it's my family business
00:46:56now
00:46:57you have what I asked you to bring
00:46:59forget whatever fantasies you had
00:47:16she's my wife
00:47:19and the things that I can provide
00:47:21are way out of your league
00:47:24it's not just some prize for you to flaunt around
00:47:27that's none of your concern
00:47:30now
00:47:31please leave
00:47:33I've rented out the entire restaurant
00:47:35go ahead
00:47:41so
00:47:47do you like the necklace that I got you?
00:47:49oh my god
00:47:50Sarah what are you doing?
00:47:55thought
00:47:56Sarah what are you doing?
00:47:58I'm giving you a
00:47:59lesson on humility
00:48:01I don't care
00:48:03who
00:48:03you are
00:48:09don't use me to make Matt or someone else feel small
00:48:11I'm not some
00:48:12god damn
00:48:13trophy for you
00:48:16okay now move
00:48:16wait no
00:48:17I wasn't
00:48:18I was just
00:48:19I was trying to be honest with you
00:48:20and show you who I really am
00:48:21honest
00:48:23you're trying to be honest with me
00:48:25you think a full-on power trip
00:48:26in a white tablecloth
00:48:27restaurant is
00:48:28honest
00:48:29you know I had
00:48:32really good news to share
00:48:34Baycrest accepted me
00:48:36they want me
00:48:38that's great
00:48:38but you know what
00:48:39I'm gonna pull out my application
00:48:42why
00:48:44that this is your dream
00:48:46I refuse to be someone you use
00:48:47to flaunt around your family name
00:48:49if a janitor isn't good enough
00:48:51for the Rodney name
00:48:52and then find someone else
00:48:53I'm done
00:48:55I'm going to
00:49:08jean
00:49:10I'm going
00:49:10to
00:49:11home bus home i don't have a home to go to okay my wife wants to leave me
00:49:33you know if she wants a divorce then just let her have
00:49:44take me to the registry office
00:49:52hey hey you wait here i'm gonna handle this
00:50:03by the power invested in me father do you remember me my god uh child how much have you had to drink
00:50:15that doesn't matter okay i need a divorce right now you
00:50:21i can't help you divorce requires both parties to sign your wife would no no no no she's not my
00:50:28wife i'm the one that made her mrs rodney she wants the divorce okay she hurt me
00:50:40you you say that she wants a divorce but you're the one who's here i don't see her anywhere isn't it
00:50:50true that you're the one walking away if anyone's hurt here it's her not you
00:50:58never meant to hurt her
00:51:08i hear you buddy
00:51:09my wife and i used to fight and throw around the word divorce like it was a joke
00:51:16heck one time just like you i ended up right here what happened
00:51:21i passed by this bakery and i saw my wife's favorite cake in the window display
00:51:29so i took it home and we've been together 15 more years now listen to me kid go home
00:51:39i messed up she doesn't want to see me i don't think that's true she's at home waiting for you
00:51:49i don't think that's true i don't think that's true i don't think that's true
00:52:00hello it's almost midnight sarah's birthday's in a few minutes where are you her birthday you didn't
00:52:07know then why was she all dressed up tonight i thought you were celebrating okay okay i'm coming
00:52:15home right now okay oh the the bakery from your story where where exactly is it
00:52:32are you okay
00:52:45i'm so sorry okay i'm an idiot you're a total jackass yes yes
00:53:15i am a jackass okay just the thought of you leaving me from that just drove me nuts okay
00:53:21i am stupid i'm insecure i'm an idiot leaving you we have a contract daniel
00:53:26i don't care about the contract forget about the contract
00:53:31look i don't want this anymore okay i want to marriage no more games i've had enough of your lies
00:53:38i screwed up right pretending to be someone else that is so dumb all right do not throw your life
00:54:02away because of me this is me being honest i promise you i want you to go to school because
00:54:21you deserve it you know not because i need a more presentable wife to me someone who escaped her
00:54:29parents and and looks after her sister and and supports herself that is what makes you amazing
00:54:36happy birthday
00:54:40i'm wonderful sarah
00:54:42happy birthday
00:54:52is that why you were caught all night making the cake it's a long story okay all night
00:55:03i have all night i'm not going anywhere
00:55:23this dress is rented i have to return it tomorrow you will never have to return anything ever again
00:55:28i promise you
00:55:51hey it's 9am you're gonna be late for work
00:55:53work
00:55:56work away come on you have to get ready
00:56:02squeeze
00:56:06i refuse to be the reason you're late for work i'll never hear the end of it
00:56:18have a good day
00:56:32uh it speaks to me
00:56:37long time no see my dear daughter
00:56:39is that really necessary mom just tell me what you want
00:56:52oh five million dollars that's all we need to clear our debt
00:56:56five million dollars that's ridiculous
00:56:59okay i don't have that kind of money
00:57:01not you but your boyfriend the ceo of the rodney group the one with the deep pockets we can go
00:57:07straight to him
00:57:09no no no no no no what what did you say
00:57:14rodney doesn't have that kind of money okay
00:57:17he has 24 7 security you'll never get to him
00:57:22i have some money in my bank account it's not five million but i can get it to you
00:57:28i have some money in my bank account it's not five million but i can get it to you
00:57:33okay she'll follow my directions you understand
00:57:38say it
00:57:39yes
00:57:39is that sarah is that her dad
00:57:51sarah's in trouble
00:57:59hey uh this is actually perfect timing about last night i wanted to apologize
00:58:03sarah sarah sarah's in danger what i saw i saw her dad get into the car
00:58:09scumbag's up to no good
00:58:13aren't you a rodney do something go find it
00:58:15hey finn get in here
00:58:17yep hey sarah's been kidnapped find the security footage from downstairs and get her car now and
00:58:22find me a car too okay i'm going after her
00:58:24uh are you sure this is the right place this feels more like a graveyard than a bank
00:58:32just keep walking hey man yeah we're here no we came alone just like you said
00:58:39okay cool all right who are you talking to
00:58:42are you are you the one who told them to kidnap me no need to be so dramatic sarah we're all
00:59:05family here i am uncle okay then tell them to let me go
00:59:13you're quite a surprise young lady you know that marriage contract you have with daniel that
00:59:19was ingenious how do you know about that and then you went and got to fall in love with you too
00:59:28that love for you is really the only thing keeping you alive right now
00:59:31what are you talking about oh wait you hear that
00:59:37right on cue that is your knight in shining armor here to rescue you
00:59:54okay let her go and we can talk about this that is a tempting offer i prefer more uh direct
00:59:59negotiations negotiations this is a waiver relinquishing all your shares in the rodney group
01:00:06sign it and you can have your little fairy tale life back
01:00:16daniel you don't need to sign that okay
01:00:23you guys are just gonna stand there she's your daughter the guy with the guns your uncle
01:00:27sign the paper and she can go free and get her 300 grand
01:00:31robin shut up daniel don't it's fine okay
01:00:42i'm sorry sir i can't agree with you on this one
01:00:54now let her go not so fast nephew you go make sure you actually signed that thing
01:01:03you call the cops you scared it's too late
01:01:29what do you know it's just an old prop halloween gun
01:01:48and i was just taking my nephew and his lovely new in-laws out for a nice family picnic
01:01:53hardly can we consider it a crime at all anyway i'm gonna go
01:02:02don't you just stand there go get him come on come on come on
01:02:04why did you sign those papers that was reckless
01:02:19jumping in front of me that was reckless
01:02:21well my uncle's not gonna get a thing from me why
01:02:33i've been pretending to be daniel brown for a while now and i didn't realize until after but i
01:02:39i got nervous and signed the wrong name
01:02:49i'm an idiot wait you mean
01:02:52my uncle's gonna get a little bit of a surprise
01:02:56hey am i fucking hallucinating here your uncle says that you married my daughter is that true
01:03:02is that true if you're thinking of extorting daniel don't i won't let you just are you okay how
01:03:12dare you raise your voice to me you ungrateful little brat don't listen to her we're just trying
01:03:17to get somewhere oh fuck don't ever touch my wife you piece of
01:03:22shit
01:03:33now officer they beat up my poor husband robin i mean look at him he's barely alive
01:03:38they kidnapped me it was self-defense oh kidnapped you didn't mention that part you ungrateful little
01:03:44snake we are your parents i have tried over and over again but you refuse to listen you know what
01:03:50you're my parents but you never acted like it oh no we're your you gambled my tuition money and
01:03:55made me take care of ann you never cared about no no no i loved you yeah we loved you yeah we both
01:04:01loved you under california penal code 273 you two are under arrest for child endangerment and abuse
01:04:08okay quit talking i'm gonna add obstruction let's go plenty of paperwork for us against you tonight
01:04:13let's go i understand i understand keep moving
01:04:30you okay
01:04:33oh god
01:04:41daniel i heard what happened yeah i uh i played the part of a hero today and i'm okay
01:04:51hey we have nothing to worry about anymore
01:04:55you mean they're never gonna come close to us again we're gonna be okay really really
01:05:01they'll never find us okay i swear
01:05:09ah oh my god i will get the first aid kit
01:05:13oh this is nice thank you
01:05:31what is this
01:05:44what are you doing it's a bug that is how victor knew everything because gg was helping him spy on us
01:05:52what are we gonna do about it you want to play games let's give him a hell of a show
01:06:00i heard daniel just got married is that his new wife being mrs rodney no absolutely not
01:06:14uh excuse me
01:06:18dad meet my new wife
01:06:20meet gg
01:06:21she's the one who belongs here and the one who should be joining the family you however
01:06:26weren't invited
01:06:26it's so lovely to meet you sarah is it
01:06:35what is wrong with you you
01:06:36bitch
01:06:38gg watch your mouth you're embarrassing yourself that's enough daniel you were meant to marry her
01:06:43yeah gg was supposed to be a mrs rodney but not to me to uncle victor
01:06:50what are you going to divorce your current uncle victor
01:07:01sign it
01:07:02brown
01:07:05who the fuck is brown uncle victor
01:07:12shit gg right victor seriously doesn't victor already have a wife what a total homewrecker
01:07:20gg was a fiance i chose for you but even if you didn't like her you got no right to disgrace it
01:07:25like that look at the necklace it look familiar uncle victor expends something to the company that
01:07:30that looked just like that victor is this true that that is a birthday gift for my friend
01:07:41ah yeah we know about the hotel rendezvous as well was that a is that a birthday gift as well
01:07:46hmm super generous i'm glad you didn't give me any gifts growing up gross hotel victor
01:07:52don't listen to him michael he doesn't always talking about
01:07:54don't try to defend yourself victor leave photo evidence
01:07:56you know what you're crossing the line sarah
01:07:59okay enough enough i've had enough of this yes i have been sleeping with victor
01:08:11i have been sleeping with victor are you happy now gg
01:08:19this is all your fault sarah milton you stole what was supposed to be mine is that why you teamed up
01:08:25with victor to get daniel's shares of the company that's right and i'm not one to forgive or forget
01:08:32tell them victor tell them how the rodney group is ours
01:08:37this woman is
01:08:49clearly a lunatic she doesn't know what she's talking about i will show you victor oh oh what are you
01:08:56going to show me gee gee wow all right no party is going to compare to this one
01:09:10this one
01:09:23you
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01:09:23you
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