It's Showtime: Vice Ganda, NAKA-VERSUS-AN SI TITA ZENY SA PANDO-DOGSHOW! (Step In The Name Of Love)

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Aired (June 11, 2025): Nakahanap na rin si Meme Vice ng kanyang katapat sa pando-dog show dahil nagkipag-versus-an sa kanya si Hype Bestie Tita Zeny sa kalokohan! #GMANetwork   Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.    Monday to Saturday, 12NN on #GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso    For more It’s Showtime Highlights, click the link below:  https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGRhcC_vtOrbo1gjPILNyCBKw7tSgxQrJ    Watch It's Showtime full episodes here:  https://www.gmanetwork.com/fullepisodes/home/its_showtime

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00:00Hello, I'm here for the choir.

00:02Do you want to have a mamon?

00:04May mamon puto po siya?

00:06No, I don't want it.

00:08Why do we want it to be a man?

00:10Why do we want it to be a problem?

00:12If this is a man, it's a mamon,

00:14a soup diet, we're here.

00:16So, man,

00:18it's not a man?

00:20Yes, that's it.

00:22I have to have a meal.

00:24I have to have a man in the face.

00:26What do you want?

00:28I just don't want it.

00:30Monay!

00:32Monay, that's good.

00:34I don't want it, but I don't want it.

00:36I just want it.

00:38I like it.

00:40I like it.

00:42I like it.

00:44I don't want it.

00:46I can't know it.

00:48I can't have it.

00:50You need to have a two.

00:52You're how you are trying to break it.

00:54Why's that so bad?

00:56Oh

01:03Pero ayoko nang may hiwa

01:07Sapananahimik, you know, tumatakbo sa isip

01:13Iba rin talaga to say any

01:15But if we don't set up that's a kanya, I owe you don't think that the back of the loop

01:20I think I don't know

01:26It's all that in the gardens, eh?

01:28She's forgetting to say,

01:30keep your feet on the ground.

01:32I'm forgetting to keep up the grass.

01:35That's it, ma.

01:37What's up?

01:38What's up?

01:39Why are you angry?

01:40I'm driving.

01:41Why?

01:42But it's nice.

01:43What's up?

01:44We're not hungry.

01:46It's just a little bit.

01:48I'm eating.

01:50It's not all for you.

01:52That's good.

01:54But it's not all for you.

01:56It's not all for you.

01:58It's a little bit.

02:00It's a little bit.

02:02Do you want to drink?

02:04Do you want to drink?

02:06Funeral water.

02:08Mineral water.

02:10We're here.

02:12It's a little bit.

02:14It's a little bit.

02:16It's a little bit.

02:18Polvoron?

02:19What?

02:20Why are you drinking and drinking?

02:22You're really drinking and drinking.

02:24I also have a lot.

02:26Oh, what?

02:28You're really drinking.

02:30You're just drinking.

02:33You're just drinking.

02:34You're drinking.

02:36I really just want to drink.

02:38I know your heart.

02:40We'll always try it.

02:42You're watching more of your evening.

02:46May panggabi ka pala.

02:48May panggabi ka pala.

02:50Security guide kasi ako.

02:52May panggabi ka pala.

02:54Tantang gabi eh.

02:56Ayoko munang kumain.

02:58Makapagtanong mo sakin eh.

03:00May tinga.

03:02Matigas ayokong baka mamaya bumara dito.

03:04May malambot.

03:06E yung chicharon.

03:08May pasta tayo.

03:10May pasta.

03:12May pasta dyan. May jacket. May braces.

03:14May retainer.

03:16Gusto mo irutkanal kita ng ng giseng?

03:18Wow!

03:20Masakit yun.

03:22Masakit po. Hindi ko gagawin siya yung tita.

03:24Grabe rin ang katingko mo.

03:26Nililiwi mo.

03:28Wala.

03:30Katingko yan.

03:32Mabango. Niloloko ko lang siya.

03:34Mabango. Amoy.

03:36Oh! Oh!

03:38Huwag kang sinungaling.

03:40Ay!

03:42Ang totoo lang sabihin mo.

03:44Ang totoo lang sabihin mo.

03:46O ano amoy ko.

03:48O diba?

03:50Kasi nanonood mga anak ko baka sabihin.

03:52Mabango! At saka umuulan ngayon okay lang yung gantong amoy.

03:54Alimo om. Alam mo yung alimo om?

03:58Mabango!

04:00Huwag masyadong amuhin sa sakit yung sikmura mo mamaya.

04:02Mabango si mami. Malinis sa katawan, tama?

04:04Siyempre.

04:06Naligo ka ba kanina tita?

04:08Ay nako ang aga.

04:10Excited kasi.

04:11Ang ginaw na.

04:12Kaya palapasmado ka ngayon.

04:14Hey!

04:16Saka mukhang ano nga siya yung mapustura.

04:18Ang ganda ng mukha eh.

04:20Tignan mo manipis lang ang makeup.

04:22Pero maganda ang mukha.

04:24O? Magasinungaling.

04:26Mag-joke diba?

04:27Ay mag-joke?

04:30O, si Ate Emy ang ano nakahanap ng date.

04:34Maganda ka.

04:35Totoo yan?

04:36Yes.

04:37Habang ikaw'y nagkakaedat, ikaw'y gumaganda.

04:39Ba't ba ayaw mong maniwala sa akin?

04:41E minsan kasi hindi ka nagsasabi ng totoo.

04:43Ay!

04:44Si Vice!

04:45Pag pinure ayaw tanggapin.

04:47Okay lang.

04:48Huwag mo nang balik. Huwag mo nang ano eh.

04:50O.

04:51Iiyak ka pa.

04:52O.

04:53Iiyak pa.

04:54Primero si Vice. Maganda po. Sa personal.

04:57Siyempre.

04:58Wow.

04:59I love Zenny.

05:00O.

05:01Zenny. Mas mahal ko tong si Zenny kaysa sa nanay ko.

05:04O, talaga?

05:05O.

05:06Nanay ko.

05:07Sa'yo ako titira.

05:08Ha?

05:09Sa'yo ako titira.

05:10O.

05:11Titot.

05:12Mahina lang akong kumain.

05:14Mahina ka kumain pero malakas kang uminom.

05:17O.

05:18Ayaw, may pasta o.

05:19O.

05:20O.

05:21O.

05:22Healthy and healthy.

05:23Thank you, Kong.

05:24Talk the Venecia.

05:25Pwede ba nga ano yan?

05:26Pwede si Sharon po.

05:27Ma.

05:28Sharon.

05:29Baka nakalimutan mo na daw sila.

05:31Nakakalimutan mo yung tanong.

05:32Sharon na lang.

05:33Sharon.

05:34Yung pangalot.

05:35Yung pangalot.

05:52Da nga kamalot.

05:58Stare mag.

05:59Iung pangalot.

06:01Ma makna mal dati!

06:03O.

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