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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong, God, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I've ever met.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:45Um, your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be...
00:03:33busy running your nightclub, or...
00:03:35beating up...
00:03:37sleazebags, not...
00:03:38picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:39Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Ooh!
00:04:00Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly.
00:04:07Ugh, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well,
00:06:16maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here,
00:06:22and neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17God damn it.
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's House when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:45I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or...
00:10:00No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:06Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:28Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:11What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:11What the hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody!
00:12:24Hello!
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:32A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Hey, dear diary.
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:57No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:12:59Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:11And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33Let's fuck right down.
00:13:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:48Fuck this.
00:13:59Are you jealous that a grandpa...
00:14:19Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:31You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:37Come to her party.
00:14:39Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:43It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54First, that's enough.
00:14:57Let her go.
00:15:00One last.
00:15:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:19Fuck you up.
00:15:23Harper literally just girl.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Everyone out.
00:15:28The fuck out.
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:42She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:07You're crying.
00:16:08Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me.
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:31I said stop!
00:16:32I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just because you run some sort of shady business, does it?
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, dear.
00:16:48I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:17:01Oh, yeah?
00:17:01If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:16You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:22You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:52What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:16No.
00:18:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:21It cannot be happening.
00:18:22He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:33You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:38I don't want to...
00:18:39I don't want to play.
00:18:40What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:44You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out, because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:55Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:03Say please.
00:19:04I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:12Give me the key.
00:19:19What the...
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:28Rule number one.
00:19:35There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:46you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of my...
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:52No talking back.
00:19:53I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:03Rule number three.
00:20:06Don't start any games.
00:20:09You're not ready to play.
00:20:11You're not ready to play.
00:20:23So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:31Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:34Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:39we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:48We have curfew.
00:21:15How's my daughter?
00:21:16Um, hot.
00:21:19What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her, not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:39You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48Give me some time.
00:21:57Still wanna try.
00:21:59Open my head.
00:22:03And you'll be the same.
00:22:05Listen to that.
00:22:07Open my head.
00:22:10I'll be the same.
00:22:11I'll be the same.
00:22:11Do you want me to say?
00:22:13You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:30Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:22:45Filming? Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location is here. So step aside before I make you.
00:22:58Hmm. Nope. Harper is my best friend.
00:23:02And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:04Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:13He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:23:16Harper?
00:23:24You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:28I tried to stop him.
00:23:32Hey!
00:23:33No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:37It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:41Class my ass. Is that what you want to do?
00:23:43You told her to get her here? I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:46Chris, stop!
00:23:47Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:23:50Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera. Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:56That is enough!
00:23:57That is enough!
00:23:57You should have thought about it.
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59You should have thought about that.
00:24:00And that is enough.
00:24:01these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no
00:24:18one's going to see these deleting them what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god
00:24:25i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:28see how much my dad likes that
00:24:32your choice
00:24:37camera it is
00:24:42no no no no no no no you asshole if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that
00:24:52camera so far down your throat you'll be shitting out polaroids what the fuck is your problem
00:25:00leaving now
00:25:06so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:25:17i did it for your own good you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me
00:25:24around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own you should have seen the way those
00:25:29guys were looking at you like a piece of meat my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:37jealous
00:25:41jealous
00:25:43jealous
00:25:43you're cute harper i'll give you that and those things you do they're cute too
00:25:54you know what's not cute
00:25:56me jealous
00:25:59now you were right i'm in some shady business and i don't give two shits about what your little
00:26:04friends think about me you better not test me or i'll break you
00:26:09in more than one way
00:26:13well guess what you just called me harper instead of kid
00:26:22just admit that you want me
00:26:27what the hell is happening to me
00:26:34there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:39put your seat belt on
00:26:41you know what chris you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:44fine but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:48let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:50so are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:57no
00:26:58are you sleeping with a professor
00:27:01oh my god maria no ew
00:27:03that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:07he was sent here to keep me safe
00:27:10and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:12i don't know but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:17um wait you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:22think about it
00:27:25we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:31the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:27:33so that's step one
00:27:34you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:39he was jealous harves
00:27:40yeah right jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:27:45he's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:50not jealous of you dummy jealous over you
00:27:54it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:57so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:02until he snaps
00:28:03and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:07and when your dad sees that
00:28:09he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:13here's to operation seduction
00:28:16chris collins
00:28:18you better watch out
00:28:19because i get what i want
00:28:21sexy outfit
00:28:34check
00:28:34popcorn
00:28:36check
00:28:37a notebook
00:28:38the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:40check
00:28:41what do you want
00:28:53you done giving me the salad treatment
00:28:55um popcorn
00:28:57harper
00:28:58you idiot
00:28:59seduce him
00:29:01i mean i
00:29:02brought snacks
00:29:05as a peace offering
00:29:06but
00:29:08if you're busy
00:29:09i can come back later
00:29:10oh wait wait wait
00:29:12i have a date but that's not important
00:29:15your pulse
00:29:16is racing
00:29:17what's going on
00:29:19oh
00:29:20is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:23uh
00:29:24no i just
00:29:26i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:30but
00:29:31well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:45but what about your date
00:29:53how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:16because it's not real
00:30:18this is ridiculous
00:30:20no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:25it's true love
00:30:27there's no such thing as true love
00:30:30anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:33or
00:30:34maybe
00:30:37you're just a soulless ai bot
00:30:42and there are batteries in your back
00:30:45what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:55what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:01now come on
00:31:04just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:06don't mess with me harper
00:31:14i'm not a toy
00:31:14i'll ruin you
00:31:15well
00:31:16i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:18as hard as you try to convince yourself
00:31:20i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:22not a lie
00:31:27you are a beautiful woman
00:31:29and i'm too much for you kid
00:31:32you can't handle me
00:31:34try me
00:31:36i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:42i don't kiss
00:31:44and i don't make love harper
00:31:46maybe i'm into that
00:31:49no
00:31:50i don't think you are
00:31:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:31:58just
00:32:09shut up and watch the movie
00:32:13i'm sorry
00:32:14i love you
00:32:15this was the last thing i could do for you
00:32:18you're supposed to seduce him harper
00:32:29not be seduced by him
00:32:31i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:35i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:39you're late big daddy
00:32:41but you sound pissed
00:32:44so i'll wait
00:32:46you want to come in
00:32:48fuck your frustration up
00:32:50not tonight
00:32:50busy
00:32:52busy?
00:32:53maybe for me you're not
00:32:57when the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:00are you with another woman?
00:33:03woman?
00:33:03no
00:33:04not a woman
00:33:08do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:20not this guy
00:33:21lose my number
00:33:23whoever this girl is
00:33:32your days are numbered
00:33:34do not flake
00:33:35on melana kaufman
00:33:37she's going to be the death of me
00:33:57kid
00:33:58because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:03stay
00:34:04stay
00:34:10damn it harper
00:34:18damn it harper
00:34:20no
00:34:22no
00:34:23no
00:34:24no
00:34:25no
00:34:26no
00:34:27no
00:34:28no
00:34:29no
00:34:30no
00:34:31no
00:34:56no
00:35:00You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside your pants.
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:13His business partner.
00:35:15I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:28No.
00:35:30Because you're still alive.
00:35:32Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:35One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:38You don't know that.
00:35:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah?
00:35:45Explain that.
00:35:48That's Mourningwood, sweetheart.
00:35:50Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:05Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:08Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:18I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:25Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:28Well, this'll do.
00:36:50So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:37:03and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:16Struggling much?
00:37:20I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:46I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:57You just can't get away from it, can you?
00:37:59That's not.
00:38:06No underwear?
00:38:06That's Batman or his angel.
00:38:17What are you going to do?
00:38:21Punisher.
00:38:26I don't know.
00:38:29Oh, my.
00:38:34You don't know me?
00:38:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:47Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:50And so you do your worst.
00:38:53And so you do your worst.
00:38:54I'm sorry.
00:39:10I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck?
00:39:12Why are you stopping?
00:39:17You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:20But, but what about-
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:27Can't let this happen again.
00:39:38Oh!
00:39:39Cut block!
00:39:40You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:55That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:59I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:00Was it big?
00:40:03So big.
00:40:04Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:14Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:15He's a sex freak?
00:40:16Like, BDSM?
00:40:18The whole nine yards.
00:40:19Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28Wait.
00:40:29Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:35Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:57Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:01You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:04How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:14No, leave, Brian.
00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:21Harps?
00:41:22Huh?
00:41:23What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay.
00:41:38Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:40Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:58I want to get back together.
00:42:08You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:14But that was months ago.
00:42:16Huh?
00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:20I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:26What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:28Hmm?
00:42:29Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:33Hmm?
00:42:33Get off of me!
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:36Get off of me!
00:42:36Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:40Show me!
00:42:41Let go of me!
00:42:42There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:46I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:49A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:51You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:54That's not happening.
00:42:56Ever.
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:00Me?
00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:07It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:12You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:17But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:19I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:28Help me!
00:43:29Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Good girl.
00:43:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:48You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:50Oh!
00:43:52You okay?
00:43:56Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:59Stop it!
00:44:11You're going to kill him.
00:44:12Good.
00:44:12He's not worth it.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:22I promise.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:25What about you?
00:44:25You're going to kill him.
00:44:26You are going to kill him.
00:44:31I don't want to kill him.
00:44:31What about you?
00:44:32You're vanishing six items.
00:44:33I'm going to kill him.
00:44:33The plug.
00:44:46Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:49Should we call 911?
00:44:51Seriously, Harper?
00:44:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:03You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:28So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now?
00:45:33Let's see who you are.
00:45:48Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:52Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:55Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:16I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:17Breathe.
00:46:22You can do this.
00:46:23I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:54Just look at me.
00:47:01It's not hard to do.
00:47:02It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:19You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:35Just breathe.
00:47:36Just keep breathing.
00:47:39How are you feeling?
00:47:40Fine.
00:47:49I'm just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:47:56What?
00:48:00I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:04I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:13Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:16You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:26I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30Good job.
00:48:31I'll hold your hand.
00:48:56Oh, my God.
00:48:58Let's go.
00:48:58What happened?
00:49:03What happened?
00:49:04You blacked out.
00:49:06You're okay.
00:49:07You're okay.
00:49:08Sorry.
00:49:09Sorry.
00:49:11You're right.
00:49:14You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:18What you did is...
00:49:21Hey.
00:49:23It's okay.
00:49:25We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:31Your dad won't like this.
00:49:33Don't think about him.
00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:57Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:01I want you.
00:50:03And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07I don't want you to mess with me.
00:50:08I don't want you to mess with me.
00:50:10I don't want you to mess with me.
00:50:12I don't want you to mess with me.
00:50:13You're like...
00:50:15What the hell?
00:50:17What are you doing?
00:50:20what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds
00:50:28not our crawlers why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just
00:50:32care about you so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:38come on let's go inside no i need a moment to cool off
00:50:47i'm gonna shower
00:50:50what are you doing
00:51:03so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare
00:51:16who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:19who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:25i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor industries
00:51:29i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala
00:51:34i wanted to warn you he might be sexy but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart
00:51:41yeah he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house
00:51:46oh honey i go where i want
00:51:50plus i keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:51:54you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you
00:51:58the same kind he is let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:52:10let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately i'm surprised
00:52:16doesn't look like you can handle him in bed
00:52:20just all around
00:52:23not intense enough for him
00:52:26not intense enough
00:52:28yeah well
00:52:30chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:52:33oh please don't make me laugh
00:52:38i mean look at you
00:52:39you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
00:52:43you're out of your league kid
00:52:47don't call me that
00:52:48you want to know
00:52:52how chris likes the fuck
00:52:53he likes to take you from behind
00:52:56handcuff you
00:52:57so you can't run
00:52:59choke you out
00:53:00none of that kissing
00:53:03pillow talk
00:53:04well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:09he'll be bored of you in a week
00:53:14he actually lives here with me
00:53:17you're a little scared
00:53:19help me i can't swim
00:53:30help i can't swim
00:53:36help i can't swim
00:53:42parker
00:53:47parker
00:53:49parker
00:53:50smile for tim
00:53:54Get off, Levy!
00:53:56Please don't!
00:53:57Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:09Harper!
00:54:24Harper, no! Come on!
00:54:55Harper! Harper!
00:54:58Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:55:00It's okay, I got you.
00:55:01You're sick.
00:55:02I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:05I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:07I'm okay, just breathe.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now.
00:55:11Just breathe.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:20Hmm.
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:30I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:44Totally harder.
00:55:47I'm just so rough you get, baby.
00:55:49I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:55How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine.
00:56:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:15Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked
00:56:20on the stock market, and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:32Do you got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:36No.
00:56:37I'm telling you.
00:56:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:45Wait.
00:56:45Please, don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:49Please.
00:56:49Please do it.
00:57:03Chris, no.
00:57:05Wait.
00:57:06Wait.
00:57:06Oh, no.
00:57:07Oh.
00:57:09Oh.
00:57:11Oh.
00:57:15Sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:30She will not bother you again.
00:57:33I swear.
00:57:35Don't worry about it.
00:57:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:45I never dated her.
00:57:48We weren't a thing.
00:57:51Not a brain to her.
00:57:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:06She said that...
00:58:08that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:15satisfy you in bed.
00:58:18That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:41Is that true?
00:58:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:18What did you regret?
00:59:20Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22I don't know if you think about how I feel about it.
00:59:23I think you're going to be a little bit more.
00:59:24You still need to be a little, baby.
00:59:25You still need to be a little, baby.
00:59:26Because now I'm waiting for a day.
00:59:27For the time you didn't have to be a little, baby.
00:59:28And perfect the day.
00:59:28And perfect the day.
00:59:29You still need to be a little.
00:59:30In the next week.
00:59:31I'll be able to do it as a possible next week.
00:59:32It's a good night.
00:59:32You still need to be a little, baby.
00:59:33I'm just waiting.
00:59:34Let's go ahead with you.
00:59:36I'll be talking soon.
00:59:36It's a little bit better.
00:59:37I'm just waiting for you.
00:59:38How about it.
00:59:39What are you doing ?
00:59:40I will be a little bit more.
00:59:43You just wanna get drunk, girl,
00:59:52What the hell am I doing?
00:59:55Why don't you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:06This isn't about Mark.
01:00:08It's about you and me.
01:00:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:16I'm too dangerous.
01:00:17So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:37Just admit it.
01:00:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:41Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43It's not true.
01:00:43Don't!
01:00:45You're a psycho.
01:00:47I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:04Morning.
01:01:06Bagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:11You need to eat.
01:01:12You need to eat.
01:01:17No.
01:01:22What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:32Are we even now?
01:01:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:39What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:40I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:57Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:05I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:11Promise.
01:02:20Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:26Nope.
01:02:28And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:30I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:37Oh, hey.
01:02:39Hey.
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:41Okay?
01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class.
01:02:46And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:48Stop moping.
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:52Okay?
01:02:52Okay.
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:55Hey.
01:02:55Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:56Hey.
01:02:57Hey.
01:02:58Hey.
01:02:58Hey.
01:02:58Hey.
01:02:59Hey.
01:03:00Hey.
01:03:08Hey.
01:03:09How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:11Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:21Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:30I think I hear them coming.
01:03:46Let's go.
01:03:47One last touch.
01:03:57Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:04:06Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:08Huh?
01:04:09What?
01:04:10No, no, no, no, my final project.
01:04:17How am I going to graduate?
01:04:18Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:24Harper, Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:30Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:36Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38Don't say that.
01:04:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:45Did you do this?
01:04:52Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:01Guess what?
01:05:02You have no proof.
01:05:03Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:13There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:15Professor, I can explain.
01:05:19Harper.
01:05:22Is this your work?
01:05:24It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:27We have to fail Harper.
01:05:29It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:36In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what?
01:05:41Who would buy this crap?
01:05:43I would.
01:05:44It's you.
01:06:03You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:07Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:09Don't you know who this is?
01:06:11Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:14There's no way.
01:06:15That's OK, Professor.
01:06:16Not everyone has taste.
01:06:21How much for this painting?
01:06:22Oh, no, you really don't.
01:06:23Our starting price is $18,000.
01:06:29Done.
01:06:32Wait, $1,800?
01:06:34You can study at this school or not.
01:06:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:41You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:06:45whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:53Here's two mil.
01:06:54What?
01:06:55Get the rest and buy art supplies.
01:06:57Whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:00Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:03Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:12Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:14Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:17Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:21My father still runs this university.
01:07:24Money runs this university.
01:07:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:29who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:33You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:37Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:40Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor!
01:07:44No, not so fast.
01:07:45What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:49I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:02Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day
01:08:08is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:11I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:13There's stresses, though.
01:08:15Wait, what?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:19What's the stress?
01:08:30This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:32You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:35What was it that you two said?
01:08:37Oh, right.
01:08:39Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:44The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:47You're being suspended.
01:08:48Let's go!
01:08:49Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:50They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:53Let's go!
01:08:55Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:57I'll see you later.
01:09:02Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:06That's $18,000.
01:09:09Seriously?
01:09:10I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:13What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:24He, um...
01:09:27I mean, I...
01:09:30I was an idiot, and I'm sorry.
01:09:32But I think this might help...
01:09:35...show you how much I want you.
01:09:50A blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:10:00Bad things.
01:10:03But only if you want me to.
01:10:07I do.
01:10:08Why'd we stop?
01:10:20We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:23I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:34And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:48Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:50You need to look at this!
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having...
01:10:53...very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No!
01:10:58No!
01:10:59That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:00Harper, look!
01:11:04Wait, so you mean the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:10You need to move out now!
01:11:11You can't keep living with him!
01:11:13I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:23Taxi?
01:11:24For Harper?
01:11:29Lori!
01:11:30Hey!
01:11:31Let go of me!
01:11:32Stop it!
01:11:33Please!
01:11:42Please.
01:11:43Please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:50Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:52Harper.
01:11:53Harper.
01:11:54Hmm?
01:11:55Ryan?
01:11:56Why are you doing this?
01:11:57We broke up.
01:11:58Oh, Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho!
01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me!
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:15Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:16Once he arrives to save his little princess, well, we don't need to get into more details,
01:12:26do we?
01:12:27No.
01:12:28No.
01:12:29You can just watch.
01:12:30No.
01:12:31No.
01:12:32No.
01:12:33No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:35No!
01:12:36A trap?
01:12:53What the hell?
01:13:06Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:17I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:30Hey crap, I can explain-
01:13:32You're gonna explain, but first...
01:13:38You know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:40Is that text a prank?
01:13:43Harper's in trouble, we need to go, okay?
01:13:48Can we have some fun with you after we kill other Gramps?
01:13:53Hmm?
01:13:54Should we make him watch?
01:13:56Hmm?
01:13:58Oh!
01:14:00Looks like he's here!
01:14:03Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Huh?
01:14:09Mm-hmm!
01:14:10Get ready boys!
01:14:12I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:27That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:37What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:53What?
01:14:54Can't talk without you, the bodyguard?
01:14:56Let me go, I-I-I'll leave all my-
01:15:05I already told you once!
01:15:06You should've listened to me dead!
01:15:08I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn dick!
01:15:13I'm sick!
01:15:15ehhh!!
01:15:16Ehh!
01:15:18Are you okay?
01:15:34Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:39You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:48Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:00Oh my god, dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:09I want an answer now before I kill him.
01:16:11No, dad.
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:16But deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:28Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:33You're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:41If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up, or I will make him regret it.
01:16:52I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:01You remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:21Yes, daddy.
01:17:36Say it.
01:17:39Yes, daddy.
01:17:40I want you to beg for it.
01:17:50I want you to fuck me, honey.
01:18:04Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:07Daddy, say it, or I'll punish you.
01:18:30Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:31Are you sure about that?
01:18:50You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me, or fuck me.
01:19:20You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:30You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:33Rich or I?
01:19:37Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:38Daddy.
01:19:38Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:02I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:13You're different.
01:20:30Ready for round five?
01:20:31Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:38What if I don't?
01:20:42What was that?
01:20:43Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:46Honey, you home?
01:20:46Um, dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:48It's okay, I'll just come in for a walk.
01:20:50I told you I was busy.
01:20:55Hey, this is my home, Harper Reeves.
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:03I, can you get out?
01:21:04I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No, please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:31You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:38What I do for a living, the not so legal part.
01:21:42It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:55But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:12So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:22I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present.
01:22:28And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:41Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:46Is it tacky?
01:22:48I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:49Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:11Deal.
01:23:15Deal.
01:23:17Deal.
01:23:18Deal.
01:23:19Deal.
01:23:20Deal.
01:23:21Deal.
01:23:21Deal.
01:23:21GL theme.
01:23:22Deal.
01:23:23Pin.
01:23:24Deal.
01:23:25Deal.
01:23:28Deal.
01:23:29Page.
01:23:29www.
01:23:29Deal.
01:23:30象

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