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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Dad sent his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I've ever met.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:45Um, your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:22Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:39Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:48I don't think I've seen my dad in months, and I...
00:03:50I don't do small-talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later, and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me, and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:04When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:56Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17Who is this?
00:08:27Whoa!
00:08:28Who's this?
00:08:29Buff grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's House when I run Greek life?
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:50I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:28Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:11What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:01Okay.
00:12:11What the hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:32A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary.
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:57No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:12:59Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:16You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Kerper, that is so nasty!
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:32Let's fuck it down!
00:13:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:13:59Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:27You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:35Come to her party.
00:14:39You take advantage of her kindness.
00:14:41And you make fun of her family life.
00:14:43It was a joke!
00:14:44It was a joke!
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Chris, that's enough.
00:14:55Let her go.
00:15:00One last thing.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:17Fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:30What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:07You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me.
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our...
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just because you run some sort of shady business, does...
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you...
00:16:52to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:01Oh, yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid...
00:17:06What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:16You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:25You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:49What?
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:56God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:11What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:16No.
00:18:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:21It's gonna be happening.
00:18:22He's gonna be back in every second.
00:18:33You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:38I don't want to...
00:18:39I don't want to play.
00:18:40What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:49I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:03Say please.
00:19:04I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:12Give me the key.
00:19:19What the...
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen?
00:19:24Like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:32Rule number one.
00:19:35There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of myself.
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:52No talking back.
00:19:54I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:03Rule number three.
00:20:04Don't start any games.
00:20:10You're not ready to play.
00:20:26So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:32My plans are none of your concerns.
00:20:34Um, here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:52You have curfew.
00:20:54Ah!
00:21:04How's my daughter?
00:21:17Um, hot.
00:21:19What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:22Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:35You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:39You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48Give me some time.
00:21:57Stay with my driver.
00:21:59Over my head.
00:22:03Give me some time.
00:22:05This is the day.
00:22:08Over my head.
00:22:09You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:30Oh, excuse me.
00:22:44We're filming.
00:22:45Filming?
00:22:46Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff.
00:22:49Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:50Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:54It says her location is here.
00:22:56So step aside before I make you.
00:22:58Nope.
00:23:01Harper is my best friend.
00:23:02And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:04Hey, wait!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:13He looks so sexy.
00:23:15Keep going.
00:23:16Harper?
00:23:24You shouldn't be here.
00:23:26You shouldn't be here.
00:23:28I tried to stop him.
00:23:31Hey!
00:23:33No, Harper.
00:23:34You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:36What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:37It's for a class project.
00:23:39Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:41Class my ass.
00:23:42Is that what you want to do?
00:23:43You told her to get her here?
00:23:45I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:46Chris, stop!
00:23:47Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:49Then the camera's next.
00:23:50Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:51Not the camera.
00:23:52Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:56That is enough!
00:23:57These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:14Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:16Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:18No one's going to see these.
00:24:20Deleting them.
00:24:20What?
00:24:21That is art!
00:24:23Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:27creeps a lap dance.
00:24:30See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:32Your choice.
00:24:41The camera it is.
00:24:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:46You asshole!
00:24:48If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:24:53your throat.
00:24:54You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:00We're leaving.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:13So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:23You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:27You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:31Like a piece of meat.
00:25:33My classmate?
00:25:35It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:42Jealous?
00:25:42You're cute, Harper.
00:25:49I'll give you that.
00:25:50And those...
00:25:51things you do?
00:25:53They're cute, too.
00:25:55You know what's not cute?
00:25:58Me jealous.
00:26:00Now, you were right.
00:26:01I'm in some shady business.
00:26:02And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:05But you better not test me.
00:26:08Or I'll break you.
00:26:11In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:17Well, guess what?
00:26:19You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit
00:26:25that you want me.
00:26:32What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:40Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:42You know what, Chris?
00:26:43You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:45Fine.
00:26:46But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:48Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:50So...
00:26:54Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho Hottie is?
00:26:57No.
00:26:59Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:01Oh, my God, Maria, no!
00:27:03Ew!
00:27:05That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:07He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:10And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:13I don't know.
00:27:14But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:18Um, wait.
00:27:19Wait, you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:26What?
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:31The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:33So that's step one.
00:27:35Hmm.
00:27:35You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:39He was jealous, Harv's.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:42Jealous of me?
00:27:42I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:45He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:50Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:52Jealous over you.
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:57So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:02Until he snaps.
00:28:03And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:07And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:13Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:19Because I get what I want.
00:28:21Mm-hmm.
00:28:32Sexy outfit.
00:28:34Check.
00:28:35Popcorn.
00:28:36Check.
00:28:37A notebook.
00:28:38The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:41Check.
00:28:43What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:56Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:00Seduce him.
00:29:01I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:07But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:11Come on, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:13I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:15Your pulse is racing.
00:29:18What's going on?
00:29:20Uh...
00:29:21Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:23Uh-uh.
00:29:25No, I just...
00:29:26I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:30But it's...
00:29:32Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:29:53Jane, please, Jane.
00:30:05Jane, Jane, that's what I'm talking about.
00:30:13How are you not crying?
00:30:14This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:16Because it's not real.
00:30:19This is ridiculous.
00:30:21No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:25It's true love.
00:30:28There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:30Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:33Or...
00:30:33Or...
00:30:34Maybe...
00:30:37You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:43And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:45What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:58What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:03Now, come on.
00:31:04Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:06Shh.
00:31:12Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:14I'll ruin it.
00:31:15Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:26Not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:30And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:32You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:40I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:43I don't kiss.
00:31:44And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:51I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:57I'm not anymore.
00:32:00And even when you were a small, I never loved you.
00:32:09Just...
00:32:10Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:13I'm sorry.
00:32:14I love you.
00:32:15You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:35I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, big daddy.
00:32:42But you sound pissed.
00:32:45So I'll wait.
00:32:47You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:50Not tonight.
00:32:52Busy.
00:32:53Busy?
00:32:53Busy.
00:32:56Not for me, you're not.
00:32:58When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:01Are you with another woman?
00:33:03Woman?
00:33:04No.
00:33:07Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:13Not this guy.
00:33:22Who's my number?
00:33:31Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:43She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:57Kid.
00:34:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:03Just stay.
00:34:17Damn it, Harper.
00:34:33You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:35:02you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:06Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:13His business partner.
00:35:15I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:17No, but we might as well
00:35:20if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:28No.
00:35:30Because you're still alive.
00:35:32Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:35One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:38You don't know that.
00:35:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah?
00:35:45Explain that.
00:35:48That's Mourningwood, sweetheart.
00:35:50Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:53You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:05Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:08Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:18I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:25Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:28This will do.
00:36:50This will do.
00:36:51So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:06Struggling much?
00:37:25I swear I've done my best though.
00:37:31I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:53Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:59That's not...
00:38:00No underwear.
00:38:14That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:17What are you going to do?
00:38:21Punish.
00:38:26I don't know.
00:38:27I don't know.
00:38:33I don't know.
00:38:35You don't know?
00:38:37I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:47I'd say do your worst.
00:38:49I'd say do your worst.
00:38:51I'd say do your worst.
00:38:53I'm sorry. I can't let this happen.
00:38:57I'm sorry. I can't let this happen.
00:39:11What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:13You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:19But... but what about...
00:39:21There's no buts.
00:39:23Can't let this happen again.
00:39:27I can't let this happen again.
00:39:39Hot block!
00:39:40You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:50You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:54That was part of the plan!
00:39:56I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:58I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:00Was it... big?
00:40:02So big.
00:40:06Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:09It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:13Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:15Like... BDSR?
00:40:17The whole nine yards.
00:40:19Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:21My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:24Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:27Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:31Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:34Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:36Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:39if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:42Stop messing with that.
00:40:58You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:01You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:03How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:06He's not my man.
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:13Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:17You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps? Huh?
00:41:22What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:35But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:37It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:40Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:57I want to get back together.
00:42:07You cheated on me.
00:42:09I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:13But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:16Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:18This isn't about payback.
00:42:21I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:26What do you mean, moved on? Hmm?
00:42:29Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:31You slut! Hmm?
00:42:33Get off of me!
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no, no. Get off of me!
00:42:36Let me see, then. Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:39Show me. Show me!
00:42:41Let go of me!
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:45I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:48A drink?
00:42:49I don't have time for this.
00:42:51You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:54That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:00Me?
00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:04Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:07It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:14You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:16But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:18I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:27Help me! Help!
00:43:29Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:32Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:34Good girl.
00:43:37You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:39I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:41That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom, and you just made me rip an asshole.
00:43:49Asshole.
00:43:52Are you okay?
00:43:56Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:58Stop it! You're going to kill him.
00:44:11Good.
00:44:12He's not worth it.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:17If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:21I promise.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:25Good luck!
00:44:28Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:30Should we call 911?
00:44:31The fuck.
00:44:46Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:49Should we call 911?
00:44:51Seriously, Harper?
00:44:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:01You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:28So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now?
00:45:31Hmm.
00:45:33Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:52Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:54Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:03I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:22You can do this.
00:46:23I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:54Just look at me.
00:47:01It's not hard to do.
00:47:02It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:25You're fine.
00:47:27You're fine, Harper.
00:47:34Just breathe.
00:47:36Just keep breathing.
00:47:37How are you feeling?
00:47:47Fine.
00:47:49Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:47:55What?
00:47:56I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:01I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:07I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:10What?
00:48:13Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:16You're talking about swimming.
00:48:19You're talking about swimming.
00:48:21What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:31I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:32You're talking about swimming.
00:48:33I want you to be underwater.
00:48:51I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:52Harper! Harper! Harper!
00:49:02What happened? What happened?
00:49:04You blacked out. You're okay. You're okay.
00:49:08Sorry. I'm sorry.
00:49:11For what?
00:49:14You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:18I didn't do this.
00:49:19It's okay.
00:49:25We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:30Your dad won't like this.
00:49:33Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:49Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:06What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:25We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:28Ugh! Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:34So you are a grandpa?
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:38Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:43No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:49I'm going to shower.
00:50:50Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:03Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:03So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:22Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:25Yes. I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:36He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:53You've been tracking him?
00:51:56What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:58The same kind he is.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:15I'm surprised.
00:52:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:20I'm just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:26Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:33Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:38I mean, look at you.
00:52:39You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:43You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:46Don't call me that.
00:52:51You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:54He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:59Choke you out.
00:53:00None of that.
00:53:02Kissing.
00:53:03Pillow talk.
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:12He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:15He actually lives here with me.
00:53:17Help me, I can't swim.
00:53:33Help me, no.
00:53:34Help.
00:53:35Help, I can't swim.
00:53:40Help.
00:53:41Help.
00:53:42Help.
00:53:43Help.
00:53:44Help.
00:53:45Help.
00:53:46Help.
00:53:49Harper.
00:53:50Harper.
00:53:51Help.
00:53:53Smile for TNT, loser.
00:53:56Please help.
00:53:57Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:09Harper.
00:54:10Water, you, you, you're Botanile, you, you're not boring for me.
00:54:11Give me aここ.
00:54:12I'll be right back.
00:54:13Let's get this.
00:54:23I'll be right back.
00:54:28Bye.
00:54:30Hook.
00:54:31Fire.
00:54:32Fire.
00:54:32Fire.
00:54:33Fire.
00:54:34Fire.
00:54:35Fire.
00:54:35Fire.
00:54:37Fire.
00:54:37Fire.
00:54:38Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:55Harper! Harper!
00:54:58Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:55:01You're sick. You're sick.
00:55:03I thought I was good at times.
00:55:05I thought I was good at times.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now.
00:55:11Just breathe.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:20Hmm.
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:30I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:36She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:44Joke me.
00:55:45Carter.
00:55:47I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:49I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:01She's fine.
00:56:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:12What are you doing?
00:56:14Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad, asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:32You got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:35No, I'm telling you, don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:43Get out of here.
00:56:45Wait, please, don't, I'll, I'll do anything, please.
00:56:49What are you doing?
00:56:50Chris, no!
00:57:05Wait, wait!
00:57:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.
00:57:30She will not bother you again.
00:57:33I swear.
00:57:35Don't worry about it.
00:57:36I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:48We weren't a thing.
00:57:51A lot of brain to her.
00:57:56Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:01She said that...
00:58:12That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:14She said that...
00:58:19That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:28Satisfy you.
00:58:30In bed.
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:45Is that true?
00:58:46That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:18What did you regret?
00:59:20Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22Oh.
00:59:22Oh.
00:59:23Oh.
00:59:29Hello.
00:59:35What?
00:59:43Oh.
00:59:44what the hell am i doing why did you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
01:00:00to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to this isn't about
01:00:07mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours
01:00:13you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:17so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and i should forget this ever happened
01:00:25it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:32it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:40you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not you don't you're a psycho
01:00:46just trying to protect you
01:00:55morning
01:01:04bagel i'm not hungry
01:01:08you need to eat
01:01:12no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:26are we even now
01:01:33bageled me and you made me striptease for you
01:01:37what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this
01:01:41you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:44columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:02:03arper reeves
01:02:05i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:10promise
01:02:12has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:23nope
01:02:27and he's never going to
01:02:29huh
01:02:30i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:33why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:36oh hey
01:02:38hey
01:02:39let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:41okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class
01:02:46and i am not letting you fail
01:02:47stop moping
01:02:49let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:51hey
01:02:52okay
01:02:55okay
01:02:55wow how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:03:11like a million hours
01:03:12who the fuck cares
01:03:14we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:18make sure no one's coming
01:03:22i think i hear them coming let's go
01:03:46one last touch
01:03:48good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01harper
01:04:01tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:07huh
01:04:09what
01:04:10no no no no my
01:04:13my final project
01:04:15how am i gonna graduate
01:04:17why would someone do this to me
01:04:19harper
01:04:25harper
01:04:25harper
01:04:27i'm kind of confused
01:04:29is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:31is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:37don't say that
01:04:40it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:43did you do this
01:04:50christina
01:04:52if i don't
01:04:54sell my work tonight
01:04:56i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:57we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:04:59you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:01guess what
01:05:02you have no proof
01:05:03good luck with that losers
01:05:06that's what you get for fucking with me
01:05:10harper
01:05:10harper
01:05:12there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:15professor i can explain
01:05:16harper
01:05:19is this your work
01:05:23it's so ugly
01:05:25isn't it professor
01:05:26we have to fail harper
01:05:29it looks like a complete choke
01:05:31ladies
01:05:32i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:35in fact
01:05:37a guest just bought this piece
01:05:39wait what
01:05:41who would buy this crap
01:05:42i will
01:05:43who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:58i will
01:05:59it's you
01:06:02you psycho grandpa
01:06:04attacked us
01:06:05at a party
01:06:06christina don't be rude
01:06:08don't you know who this is
01:06:10chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14there's no way
01:06:16that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:18how much for this painting
01:06:22oh no
01:06:23our starting price is 18
01:06:25done
01:06:30wait
01:06:33eighteen hundred dollars
01:06:35you can study at this school or not
01:06:37we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:41you're telling me this
01:06:43gun pulling
01:06:44whiskey chugging
01:06:45whack ass grandpa just has
01:06:47eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:49sitting in his bank account
01:06:51here's two mil
01:06:54take the rest and buy
01:06:56art supplies
01:06:57whatever it is you need to get
01:06:58for harper's sake
01:07:00sir
01:07:01mr collins
01:07:02this is too much
01:07:03oh my god
01:07:04oh my god
01:07:05are you fucking kidding me
01:07:08are you fucking kidding me
01:07:12language
01:07:13miss hawkes
01:07:14don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:16who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:21my father still runs this university
01:07:24money runs this university
01:07:26and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor
01:07:29who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:31for disciplinary action
01:07:33you're going to get us expelled
01:07:37professor
01:07:37you can't
01:07:39please
01:07:39getting expelled sounds
01:07:41just about right to me
01:07:43no wait
01:07:43professor
01:07:44not so fast
01:07:45what the fuck
01:07:46else do you want
01:07:48from me
01:07:48whoa
01:07:51no
01:07:51whoa
01:07:52i can't believe
01:08:00that you two would do something like this
01:08:01good luck proving it was us
01:08:03knowing that you have to live
01:08:06with your bitter jealous selves
01:08:08every day
01:08:08is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:12those dresses though
01:08:14why
01:08:16huh
01:08:16i
01:08:17This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:32You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:35What was it that you two said?
01:08:37Oh, right.
01:08:38Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:43The Chancellor wants you two in his office now!
01:08:46You're being suspended.
01:08:47Let's go!
01:08:48Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:50They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:52Let's go!
01:08:54Oh, I'm gonna have to get this on camera.
01:08:56I'll see you later.
01:09:01Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:09:03Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:05That's $18,000!
01:09:08Seriously?
01:09:11I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:17What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:23He, um...
01:09:26I mean, I...
01:09:29I was an idiot.
01:09:30And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:34...show you how much I want you.
01:09:36I know.
01:09:50A blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:09:55Bad things.
01:09:59Bad things.
01:10:02But only if you want me to.
01:10:06I do.
01:10:07I do.
01:10:20Why'd we stop?
01:10:22We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:25I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:27Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:29And I'll wait for you.
01:10:34And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Write that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:48Low earth to Harper!
01:10:50You need to look at this!
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having...
01:10:54...very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:57No!
01:10:58No!
01:10:59That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:00Harper, look!
01:11:03You've got the right!
01:11:04I swear!
01:11:05The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:10You need to move out now!
01:11:11You can't keep living with him!
01:11:13I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:24Taxi?
01:11:25For Harper?
01:11:28Hey!
01:11:30Hey!
01:11:31Let go of me!
01:11:32Stop it!
01:11:42Please!
01:11:43Please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:48Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:53Harper.
01:11:54Hmm.
01:11:55Ryan?
01:11:56Why are you doing this?
01:11:57We broke up.
01:11:59Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:01You psycho!
01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me!
01:12:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:14Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:18Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:21Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:22No.
01:12:23No.
01:12:24You can just watch.
01:12:25No.
01:12:26No.
01:12:27No.
01:12:28No.
01:12:29No.
01:12:30No.
01:12:31No!
01:12:32No!
01:12:33No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:35No!
01:12:36No!
01:12:52A trap?
01:12:54What the hell?
01:13:05Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:16I hope you don't mind.
01:13:18I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:13:23you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:30Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:13:32You're gonna explain.
01:13:33But first,
01:13:36you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:40Is that text a prank?
01:13:43Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:48Can we have some fun with you?
01:13:50After we kill other Grants?
01:13:53Should we make him watch?
01:13:59Oh!
01:14:01Looks like he's here.
01:14:03Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Huh?
01:14:09Get ready, boys.
01:14:11I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:32That's what happens, Chris,
01:14:33when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:35What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:54What?
01:14:55Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:57Let me go!
01:15:04I-I-I'll leave home!
01:15:05I already told you once.
01:15:07You should have listened to me dead.
01:15:11I'm gonna kill you,
01:15:13you goddamn bitch.
01:15:14I'm gonna kill you, Harper.
01:15:23I'm gonna kill you.
01:15:24I'm gonna kill you, Harper.
01:15:25Are you okay?
01:15:29Are you okay?
01:15:34Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:39You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:51Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:59Oh my god, dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:08I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:11No, dad.
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17But?
01:16:18Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:23Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:33You're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:41If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:49Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:52I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:01Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:21Yes.
01:17:21Yes, daddy.
01:17:36Say it.
01:17:39Yes, daddy.
01:17:44I want you to beg for it.
01:17:46I want you to beg for me, daddy.
01:18:04Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:13Daddy.
01:18:14Say it.
01:18:16Or I'll punish you.
01:18:30Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:39You're pushing down on me.
01:18:40When I'm around you, but without you, don't know where I'd be.
01:18:44Are you sure about that?
01:19:05You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:07You can either uncuff me, or fuck me.
01:19:28You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:33Rich or I?
01:19:34Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:38Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:39Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:40To burn, I'm you.
01:19:41Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:41I'll do it.
01:19:42I'll do it.
01:19:43By the way.
01:19:43The truth, I'll do it.
01:19:44How do I do it.
01:19:46I'll do it.
01:19:46Go ahead and run.
01:19:47Can I go?
01:19:47I'm going to do it.
01:19:49Go ahead and run.
01:19:49I'll do it.
01:19:49Go ahead and run.
01:19:50I'll do it.
01:19:51Bye.
01:19:51Bye.
01:19:52Bye.
01:19:52Bye.
01:20:02Bye.
01:20:03Bye.
01:20:04Bye.
01:20:05Bye.
01:20:05Bye.
01:20:06I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:13You're different.
01:20:30Ready for round five?
01:20:32Stop it, I'm sore. Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:38What if I don't?
01:20:42What was that? Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:45Honey, you home?
01:20:46Um, Dad, I'm kinda busy right now. Stop it!
01:20:49Come in for a walk!
01:20:53I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reeves.
01:20:58If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will. Can you get out?
01:21:04I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:21No, please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:26And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:28I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:31You literally carry around a gun, but whatever. Just get on with it.
01:21:36What I do for a living.
01:21:40The not so legal part.
01:21:43It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:49And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:53Yeah.
01:21:54But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:00You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:05Forever.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:17So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:22I'm moving you in there.
01:22:23As a graduation present.
01:22:27And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:46It's a tacky?
01:22:48I liked it. I thought...
01:22:49Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me.
01:23:02Deal.
01:23:17Deal.
01:23:18Deal.
01:23:19Deal.
01:23:20Deal.