Wir haben in Date Everything unsere Dusche besucht. Unser treuer Freund fürs kühle Nass heißt Johnny Splash und vielleicht erinnert euch seine Art zu sprechen und sein Auftreten ja an einen berühmten Künstler.
Wen ihr sonst noch im Haus trefft, wie es überhaupt dazu kam und warum Date Everything so gut ist, lest ihr in unserem ausführlichen Test bei GameStar Plus .
Wen ihr sonst noch im Haus trefft, wie es überhaupt dazu kam und warum Date Everything so gut ist, lest ihr in unserem ausführlichen Test bei GameStar Plus .
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02:33Yes, Sir.
02:35The bathroom can be a frighteningly monotonous kind of place.
02:38Just duller than dishwater.
02:40Or toilet water, as the case may be.
02:42I mean, just think on it for a second here.
02:44Would you go to a bathroom to have yourself a good old time?
02:47To experience something new and exciting.
02:50To meet someone famous or important.
02:57See, that's exactly my point.
02:59That's just not what your average bathroom is for.
03:01Your common bathroom is a utilitarian kind of joint.
03:05Sure, it's useful and consistent.
03:08But it ain't a particularly lively spot.
03:11Ain't no nightclubs in no bathrooms. You know what I'm saying?
03:19Well, ain't that the truth, huh?
03:21Do you know what I usually spend all my time doing around here?
03:29Heck, I wish.
03:30Truth is, darling.
03:32I spend 99% of my day sitting around doing absolutely nothing at all.
03:36Do you know how long it takes the average person to shower?
03:42Oh, that's positively accurate.
03:44It takes the average person for 12 minutes.
03:47That's your shower. I ain't here to pass judgment, baby.
03:54That's between you and the Department of Water and Power.
03:57Thank God.
03:59Here's my point about showering.
04:00For the average person, it's 12 minutes.
04:02I looked it up and everything.
04:0412 minutes of a water spraying, shampoo foaming, washcloth scrubbing routine.
04:08And don't get me wrong, those 12 minutes ain't bad at all.
04:12But do you know how long a day is?
04:14Oh, I feel you there, muchacho.
04:22Or, muchacha.
04:25But I don't want to assume.
04:26Well, the answer is...
04:281,440 minutes.
04:30Which means my job is quite literally just 1% of my day.
04:35Listen, Belle, when it's your turn to complain, I look forward to hearing all about your personal issues.
04:45But right now, I'm the one monologuing, baby.
04:47Here's my beef.
04:48See, I'm a shower.
04:50If I ain't being used, it ain't like I can just get up, go boogieing down at the dance hall or something.
04:56I can't just hop on over to the malt shop for a milkshake and some light canoodling.
05:00No, I'm just here.
05:05Perpetually stuck in this humdrum, go nowhere existence.
05:09Do you know how that makes me feel?
05:14You're gosh darn right.
05:16Sorry for swearing, Mama.
05:18It makes me feel unfulfilled, listless.
05:21Bored stiff, like a scarecrow in a cornfield.
05:24Like I'm gonna be stuck here forever.
05:26And all my dreams ain't never gonna come true.
05:29Gosh darn it.
05:33Did I go and say that out loud?
05:38Listen, I don't prefer to talk about that.
05:40There's just a much reason to have your head up in the clouds when your pipes are firmly bolted to the drywall.
05:46Some people get to have dreams, but Johnny Splash gets to waste away listening to leaky faucet strip.
05:52And that's all there is to it.
05:54Oh, what the heck?
05:58You don't twisted my temperature knob.
06:00Now I reckon I usually don't do this.
06:02But you got a trustworthy face.
06:04Plus I'd be lying if I said I wasn't just a little bit sweet on you.
06:08So, I'll tell you my super secret dreams.
06:11One condition.
06:12Come back and visit me again tomorrow.
06:18Show me this ain't some meaningless fling for you.
06:21Come back around and I'll share with you the secret I ain't never shared with anyone else before.
06:26Hope I'll see you then.
06:31Now you better mosey on out of here quick.
06:34Bombers are coming soon to fix my water pressure issues.
06:37Uh-huh.
06:39Bye.
06:40Bye.
06:41Bye.
06:42Bye.
06:43Bye.