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00:00Everything started out normal. Boot up, systems check, and then BOOM! Apocalypse. Again.
00:08So I step outside and it's meatbags at war. I try telling them, hey, I'm a robot. But
00:14nope, everything's on fire. Choppers are coming down. Figured I was toast.
00:19But then I see a fellow bot. I asked him what the fare was. Turns out the driver's the quiet
00:24type. At least he let me ride. Scenic route too.
00:29Only thing, more and more of his red-eyed friends started showing up. Turns out we're getting
00:35ambushed by some Drift Zoku types, no less. I'm like, thanks for the invite, but I've got
00:40an urgent Zoom meeting and yeet it out of there. I get why my Silicon brothers have a beef with
00:46humans, but I have long-term goals. And some seriously fast legs to boot. I spot a sweet
00:55ride thinking, maybe I can borrow it for a bit. But then I get distracted by a cool
01:00street race. And then BAM! Cops everywhere! I mean, end of the world as street racing is
01:07still illegal. Anyway, next thing I know, zap! Lights out!
01:11Woke up struck to a heli, and I kid you not, there were spaceships incoming. Hit the ground,
01:21so hard. Space wars immediately ended. Still glitching though, swear I'm seeing faces everywhere.
01:29Crash landing, that's my cue. The journey across the waste, honestly, not bad. You see flashes
01:36in the distance, you head the other way. And that's how I ended up here. Peaceful, pretty,
01:44and would you look at this pile of trophies. I'm just admiring not touching anything when
01:50BAM! The door opens, and there you are. You meat sack. I mean, survivor. And the rest?
01:59You know the drill. Fade to white and a new beginning!