Fighting Tools, 1943 - Private Snafu - video Dailymotion

Fighting Tools is a 1943 Private Snafu cartoon directed by Bob Clampett.

Transcript

00:00The End

00:30Oh, I'll be the war's greatest hero

00:38With these guns I have nothing to fear-o

00:42My guns are the best, they can meet any test

00:45Oh, I'll be the war's greatest hero

00:47Oh, I'm the world's best, them fighting machine-o

00:53Them Nazis will learn what I mean-o

00:56My wonderful guns will murder them bums

01:00And I'll bury them in the latrino

01:03Stick them up or I'll blow your brains out!

01:24Ach, what a rifle!

01:30Come around!

01:34Hmm, that rifle looks just a bit gooey

01:37If you think I am scared, you plums screwy

01:41Go on, fire away, buck!

01:42Your damn gun's full of muck

01:44When nothing comes out but just hooey

01:46Oh, ach, what a gun I'm defeated

02:10Such a gun just can't be beated

02:13That gun was neglected, no water connected

02:39No wonder it got overheated

02:41Now, in the German army, mein lieber Herr

02:45Our weapons work fine

02:47Cause we give them great care

02:49Oh, ach, now I'm sunk I am thinking

02:56Oh, you're perfectly safe I am thinking

03:13It's musty and dusty and mighty damn rusty

03:17Conditions inside are just stinking

03:22Really they are

03:24What a dumb cop, what a clown

03:40Just the kind of boob who lets his battery run down

03:45Though, like all careless gents

04:01He winds a behind fence

04:03Snafu is the war's greatest

04:07Zero

04:09To be continued