Fighting Tools is a 1943 Private Snafu cartoon directed by Bob Clampett.
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00:00The End
00:30Oh, I'll be the war's greatest hero
00:38With these guns I have nothing to fear-o
00:42My guns are the best, they can meet any test
00:45Oh, I'll be the war's greatest hero
00:47Oh, I'm the world's best, them fighting machine-o
00:53Them Nazis will learn what I mean-o
00:56My wonderful guns will murder them bums
01:00And I'll bury them in the latrino
01:03Stick them up or I'll blow your brains out!
01:24Ach, what a rifle!
01:30Come around!
01:34Hmm, that rifle looks just a bit gooey
01:37If you think I am scared, you plums screwy
01:41Go on, fire away, buck!
01:42Your damn gun's full of muck
01:44When nothing comes out but just hooey
01:46Oh, ach, what a gun I'm defeated
02:10Such a gun just can't be beated
02:13That gun was neglected, no water connected
02:39No wonder it got overheated
02:41Now, in the German army, mein lieber Herr
02:45Our weapons work fine
02:47Cause we give them great care
02:49Oh, ach, now I'm sunk I am thinking
02:56Oh, you're perfectly safe I am thinking
03:13It's musty and dusty and mighty damn rusty
03:17Conditions inside are just stinking
03:22Really they are
03:24What a dumb cop, what a clown
03:40Just the kind of boob who lets his battery run down
03:45Though, like all careless gents
04:01He winds a behind fence
04:03Snafu is the war's greatest
04:07Zero
04:09To be continued