Boy I Hate - Full Movie
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00:00:00Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:13Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:16I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her?
00:00:21It's also killing me, is that?
00:00:23He's my best friend.
00:00:25She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:29Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:32Okay.
00:00:38Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:42All those feelings last night?
00:00:46Are they just... gone?
00:00:53I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:59I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:01:04Look, even way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:10Oh my god, wait!
00:01:11Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:14No.
00:01:15I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:17I love you. Bye.
00:01:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:20You're supposed to knock, not break down my dory, you stupid giant!
00:01:25giant
00:01:35Never mind Ren. She's up now
00:01:43Tristan long time no see. Mind if we skip the small talk? I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York
00:01:49so is this your outfit or just hold on I
00:02:03Think that was last time we saw each other
00:02:10Took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Ren for a grad party. I don't remember you at that party. I
00:02:16I
00:02:18Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend Stephen boyfriend
00:02:26Is that all your luggage yeah, but I got to take the sculpture down first so
00:02:33And give me a hand
00:02:46I
00:02:48Got it
00:02:54We're going all the way to New York in that that's the plan sweetheart Wow Tristan you're just as sweet and considerate as I remember
00:03:03Tell me smiles
00:03:06What exactly do you remember
00:03:08Tell me smiles what exactly do you remember?
00:03:25Not much perfect makes two of us
00:03:29You're saying you don't remember me who remembers shit. We did his dumb teens anyways. Yeah
00:03:35totally
00:03:38We got 3,000 miles of road to change all that we don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way
00:03:44Greed suit yourself. I'm sure your boyfriend step in Steven would appreciate that
00:04:08Everything all right yeah, I'm just I'm just worried about Renee
00:04:26Tell me about it
00:04:28She just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married she even know the guy
00:04:32Uh, he and Ren seem happy. I guess they're in love
00:04:37What about you?
00:04:39Me?
00:04:40Yeah, you are you in love or what?
00:04:43Yeah, yeah, actually I am
00:04:46Yeah
00:04:48Wasn't telling a joke, but okay, I just think it's funny how you say you're in love
00:04:52But your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York
00:04:56Yeah, he has work. It's very important
00:04:58Yeah, more important than you
00:05:02Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last 10 minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls so
00:05:10You look like uh
00:05:12Nothing forget it. No, you can't do that. Come on finish your sentence Tristian. I'm a big girl
00:05:18I was gonna say
00:05:23You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever
00:05:29My sex life is none of your business
00:05:32You're right
00:05:33Absolutely, I can't believe you just said that well, you know if you're so concerned about my relationship
00:05:38Could you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye, please. All right, whatever you say, honey
00:05:49You got 10 minutes max. No last-minute quickies got it
00:06:04Phone off you're killing the money. I gotta let it go to voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting
00:06:09What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary
00:06:17Hey, after the wedding kitten. Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school. I would have never wasted my time
00:06:27Tristan! What are you doing here?
00:06:30I've been gone for over a half-hour
00:06:33What happened?
00:06:35Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:36No, you're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:38No, Tristan, let's just go please before he sees me
00:06:41Sammy?
00:06:42She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:43It's weird. I thought I heard her
00:06:48Can I help you?
00:06:50You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit
00:06:54You slimy piece of shit
00:06:56Do I know you?
00:06:57Nah, but I know you
00:07:00You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go
00:07:04Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:08How do you even know Sammy?
00:07:10Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:12Let's just say I'm a friend
00:07:14Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness
00:07:19Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know
00:07:24And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure
00:07:28You don't deserve to say her name
00:07:30All she ever does is care about you
00:07:32And you're here talking shit
00:07:34When you should be thankful, she even gives you the time of fucking day
00:07:37Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:41I'm the guy about to teach you some respect
00:07:43I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my
00:07:47Oh my god, Steven
00:07:51What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:53Security
00:07:54Get the hell out of my
00:07:56What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:01Security
00:08:02You're lucky that's all I need
00:08:04Hey, if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again
00:08:07She's so much as look at her wrong
00:08:09You won't just be losing a client or two
00:08:11You'll be losing teeth
00:08:13Get me losing teeth
00:08:15Got it
00:08:23What the hell was that all about?
00:08:25Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend
00:08:27Oh, you mean you're lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:29God, are you insane?
00:08:30This has nothing to do with you
00:08:32Why would you just
00:08:33Cuz I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him
00:08:36And it pisses me the fuck off
00:08:38Why does it piss you off?
00:08:39Why do you even care?
00:08:41Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you
00:08:43He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:08:46And I would never do that to you Sam
00:08:49Because I just
00:08:50I
00:08:51Because you what?
00:08:54Sorry, I
00:08:58Just forget it
00:09:00What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already
00:09:03I can't
00:09:04You can't?
00:09:05So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you
00:09:07Tristan, it's okay
00:09:08No, it's not okay
00:09:09He's the fucking scum of the earth
00:09:10Look, I'll deal with Steven later
00:09:12All right?
00:09:13I don't want to cause any drama to Rene's big day
00:09:15So I'll just wait after the wedding
00:09:16Okay?
00:09:19Smiles
00:09:20You know you deserve more than this
00:09:22Don't you?
00:09:23I just want to get out of here
00:09:24Okay?
00:09:26Please?
00:09:27Fine
00:09:35Just don't let me catch you crying again
00:09:37Or
00:09:38I don't know what I'll do
00:09:42See?
00:09:44Better
00:09:45Hey Sammy
00:10:03Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey
00:10:06Today was crazy
00:10:08No, it's okay
00:10:09No, you're busy
00:10:10That
00:10:11Plus this random dude
00:10:12Came into the office and assaulted me
00:10:14Oh no
00:10:15Are you all right?
00:10:16Yeah, but it was just so weird
00:10:18Seemed like he knew you
00:10:20Big blonde guy
00:10:21Kind of looks like a surfer
00:10:22Nope, doesn't sound familiar
00:10:23But I'm glad you're okay
00:10:24Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding
00:10:26I gotta go
00:10:27Have a safe drive, honey
00:10:28Love you
00:10:29Yeah, I love you too
00:10:30See you soon
00:10:31Don't look at me like that
00:10:34Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding
00:10:36This isn't forever
00:10:37Yeah, I heard that one before
00:10:38Yeah, I heard that one before
00:10:39Good night, Tristan
00:11:02Boo!
00:11:28Ah!
00:11:28Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:11:33Yeah
00:11:34You know what you need
00:11:36A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs
00:11:38I can't even swim
00:11:40Then I can just teach you
00:11:41Duh
00:11:45I'll never understand how I feel about him
00:11:48To him
00:11:49I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend
00:11:53Earth to Samantha
00:11:54Miles
00:12:03There's
00:12:07Something I've been wanting to tell you
00:12:12Yes?
00:12:15Hey
00:12:20You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:22Uh, sure
00:12:41Hey Savannah
00:12:43It's Samantha
00:12:44Oh
00:12:44Right
00:12:45For sure
00:12:46Um
00:12:47So Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:51You know
00:12:52It would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us
00:12:57I don't think he'd listen to me
00:12:59Come on Sabrina, you would be doing us a huge favor
00:13:02Girl
00:13:03I can tell you what else is probably huge
00:13:06You don't need me to get him
00:13:09I'm nobody
00:13:11What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:14What?
00:13:15What's your problem?
00:13:16Please, no one actually reads anymore
00:13:18That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:21What?
00:13:22Hey
00:13:23Hey
00:13:24You want to be different so bad
00:13:26You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:30What?
00:13:32Oh my god, look at her blushing
00:13:34She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books
00:13:37Aww
00:13:38The little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother
00:13:41I do not have a crush on him, just leave me alone
00:13:53Oh yeah?
00:13:54Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:13:55So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:13:58Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:00You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:03Well then let us help you
00:14:14Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:22She's not coming back up
00:14:24Fuck
00:14:43Oh
00:14:44Oh
00:14:45Oh
00:14:46Oh
00:14:48Oh
00:14:49Oh
00:14:50Oh
00:14:51Oh
00:14:51Oh
00:14:52Oh
00:14:53Oh
00:14:53Yeah
00:14:54hey tell me you're all right oh my god wow tristan you are literally a hero
00:15:04don't fucking touch me all right just get out of here babe come on it was an accident
00:15:10we're just messing around i said get out before you get thrown in the water next go
00:15:19are you hurt they must have nicked me with their nails
00:15:27thank you for saving me
00:15:49those girls they push you in because of me
00:15:54it isn't your fault isn't it if i would have just paid more attention god i feel like such
00:16:00a piece of shit you're not a piece of shit you know if ren were there she'd call me the
00:16:05same thing and she wouldn't be wrong oh my god i'm so sorry i i'm so sorry i don't know
00:16:14why i just did that is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you
00:16:20this is my way of shutting you up oh really then i should get you to shut me up every day
00:16:28we shouldn't no no no ren is my best friend you kissed me first remember i i know but
00:16:48you're her older brother and she hates when girls make moves on you i but but you're not just any girl
00:16:57forget everyone else it's just you and me
00:17:09do you want me sam
00:17:14i couldn't quite hear those smiles was that yes right now
00:17:21i want you
00:17:28i want you
00:17:28just
00:17:29i don't want to stop
00:17:55have you ever done this before
00:18:08i think i'm ready much my first everything
00:18:12sam
00:18:40where were you
00:18:42i went to the bathroom
00:18:48i don't remember you coming home last night
00:18:50i lost track of time at the lake
00:18:56you were asleep when i got back
00:18:58the girls from across the lake came by when you were gone
00:19:05you brought me this
00:19:07so like in exchange you'll give us your brother's number right
00:19:11wren i don't know if you think i'm stupid like i don't know they're trying to use me to get to tristan
00:19:16it's all anyone does it's always about tristan
00:19:18honestly i think my dad loves him more than me
00:19:22you would never do you would never do that to me right sam you're my friend because you love me of course you're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother come on you know i hate him we both hate him he's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:19:28tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:19:34tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:19:48tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:19:54tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:19:58tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:20:00i know i can trust you always ran
00:20:03hold on
00:20:03it's me and you
00:20:05here they go showing off golden boy
00:20:16again
00:20:17attention everyone
00:20:18we are both
00:20:20so proud
00:20:21of tristan
00:20:22you know ut austin
00:20:24gave him a full scholarship
00:20:26my boy's gonna be a longhorn
00:20:28he had the summer off but next week he is off to college and back to the grind
00:20:35isn't that right son
00:20:36yes sir
00:20:37tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over
00:20:47oh great the airheads from across the lake are here too
00:20:53hey
00:20:55whoa are you okay
00:20:58you look like you just saw a ghost
00:21:00you want his attention sweetie
00:21:02well then let us help you
00:21:04hmm
00:21:09yeah oh yeah fine
00:21:12god all this noise is hurting my head
00:21:14i'm gonna go back upstairs
00:21:15do you want me to pick out a movie for us to watch
00:21:18yeah
00:21:18uh
00:21:20i'll be up in a sec
00:21:21okay
00:21:22hey tristan
00:21:26can i talk to you i feel like you've been avoiding me
00:21:29i'll
00:21:31say
00:21:33oh hey smiles
00:21:35need some
00:21:36no
00:21:37no
00:21:37never mind
00:21:39just
00:21:40forget it
00:21:42forget it
00:21:45i knew you'd come around
00:22:11want to take this to your room
00:22:13i'm not in the mood
00:22:16i'm never gonna be that stupid again
00:22:30tristan
00:22:37come on
00:22:39open up it's already 10 we gotta get on the road
00:22:41if you don't get up in the next 10 seconds i swear to god i'll beat down this door with my fist
00:22:47glad to see you're in a better mood this morning
00:22:52please tell me you're not naked
00:22:54please tell me you're not naked
00:22:58put some clothes on the people of utah don't need to see that
00:23:01hate to break it to you but lots of people want to see that
00:23:04if you wanted to get me in bed you could have just said so
00:23:10shut up there was somebody else that was coming outside of their room
00:23:13put that on
00:23:14god can you hurry up so we go already
00:23:17gee thanks
00:23:19well i'm just paying back the favor consider us even now
00:23:22hey tell me you're all right
00:23:29are you nervous or something smiles
00:23:33no
00:23:34why would i be
00:23:35grew up ren you and ren it's nothing i haven't seen before
00:23:38it's okay to admit you liked what you saw
00:23:41we're not teens anymore tristan can't tease me like this
00:23:46what if i'm not teasing though
00:23:50what if i'm serious
00:23:51tristan montgomery being serious i'll believe it when i see it
00:23:55do i look serious enough now
00:23:58we should uh get going
00:24:07meet you
00:24:11we're out of gas
00:24:20no we're not filled up yesterday
00:24:22hey
00:24:25gas gauge is broken genius
00:24:27got gas last night we were taking your depression now
00:24:30we're driving three thousand miles in a car with a broken gas gauge
00:24:33gotten us this far haven't i
00:24:34do you know how many assholes sounding things you say today
00:24:37so what have you been up to the last five years huh
00:24:48thought you didn't like small talk
00:24:50come on lighten up smiles no harm in some conversation right
00:24:54it's basically just school and work
00:24:56and i graduated last year now i'm a bartender
00:24:59you don't do sculptures full-time
00:25:01as much as i'd like to i can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time
00:25:06what about you
00:25:07i own my own business
00:25:09cleaning pools
00:25:10how did that happen
00:25:12a year ago i overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was
00:25:19her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous
00:25:23that's where i came in
00:25:25sounds like a bad porno
00:25:27a bad porno oh you wound me smiles
00:25:30hey uh smiles you still awake
00:25:45hey
00:25:48i have a hell of a headache do you have any aspirin
00:25:58yeah come in
00:26:00thank you
00:26:12you're gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it
00:26:24i'm sorry
00:26:25i just don't remember you having that scar last time we met
00:26:29how did you get it
00:26:33playing football
00:26:34i remember it was raining
00:26:37i was calling the play
00:26:40lining up on the field and
00:26:42nothing
00:26:44i woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere
00:26:49that was the last time i played college ball
00:26:52i lost my scholarship
00:26:54i'm so sorry
00:26:56well
00:27:00i forgot the rest of our lives
00:27:05shall we
00:27:06thank you for the aspirin
00:27:18i'm gonna let you get some sleep
00:27:20all right
00:27:20i'll see you tomorrow soon
00:27:22what can i get for you
00:27:31just two coffees please
00:27:32so you folks aren't from around here are you
00:27:36you and that popping hot dish of a man outside
00:27:39oh no
00:27:40we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in new york city
00:27:43he's her older brother
00:27:44so you're shacking up with your best friend's brother
00:27:46no i have a boyfriend
00:27:47well that's complicated
00:27:49but tristan and i aren't
00:27:50i mean we hooked up once
00:27:51but it was years ago
00:27:52he doesn't even remember
00:27:53oh sweet pea
00:27:57you think the man
00:27:59giving you bedroom eyes
00:28:01from all the way across the road
00:28:03wouldn't remember something like that
00:28:05i think again
00:28:07who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways
00:28:11hey
00:28:16anything sound good
00:28:18what do you remember about me
00:28:21tristan
00:28:22what do you mean
00:28:26i can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me
00:28:30right
00:28:31i remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle
00:28:37what do you remember about me
00:28:44i remember every summer at your family's cabin at pig bear
00:28:55i remember every summer at your family's cabin at pig bear
00:29:06did some stupid shit there
00:29:08i guess we all did stupid shit
00:29:11you know what else i remember
00:29:14i remember you being a selfish arrogant fuckboy
00:29:18who cared about nothing and no one but himself
00:29:20oh really
00:29:21is that it
00:29:23what's that supposed to mean
00:29:25nothing
00:29:28you are completely right smiles
00:29:33that's exactly what i am
00:29:36did we just run out of gas
00:29:54i filled up three hours ago
00:29:56i told you this would happen
00:30:03we're out of gas
00:30:05no we're not
00:30:06for the last time we did not run out of gas
00:30:08oh yeah how do you know
00:30:10i know my car
00:30:11my god
00:30:12do we have a problem
00:30:15you are my problem
00:30:17my best friend is getting married in three days
00:30:20and instead of giving me a real answer
00:30:21you're saying cryptic shit like
00:30:22i know my car
00:30:24because you're too much of a man to admit
00:30:25when you don't know anything
00:30:26what do you want me to say
00:30:32that it's my fault
00:30:34fine
00:30:35it's my fucking fault
00:30:37this whole mess is my fault
00:30:39god i should have never agreed to do this
00:30:41i should have just told ren no
00:30:42agreed to what
00:30:43ren talked you into this
00:30:49didn't she
00:30:50you didn't want to drive me
00:30:53sam sam
00:30:54sam no no i'm sorry
00:30:59i'm sorry i didn't mean it
00:31:01hey
00:31:03hey
00:31:04i'm frustrated too
00:31:09we're in this together
00:31:14all right
00:31:15you and me
00:31:17what in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here
00:31:29you two are real lucky i found you
00:31:36well i'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car
00:31:39bring it back to the shop
00:31:40we'll take a look in the morning
00:31:41for now let's get you someplace cozy
00:31:43hey we appreciate the help
00:31:44oh if possible could you please tell them to be careful
00:31:47i have a gift for my friend in the trunk and i don't want it damaged
00:31:50you have my word miss
00:31:52thank you so much sir
00:31:54ah
00:31:54just call me bob
00:31:56so what brings you two around these parts
00:32:00we're on our way to new york
00:32:02my best friend's getting married
00:32:03well then you're the maid of honor
00:32:05i'll bet you're a hell of a stunger in your dress
00:32:08don't you agree son
00:32:09one hundred percent
00:32:11how can i help you tonight
00:32:20uh two rooms please
00:32:21uh shoot
00:32:25i'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:28i'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:34that's okay
00:32:39we'll just go somewhere else
00:32:40thanks
00:32:41uh sir
00:32:43we're the only spot in town
00:32:47everything else is over three hours away
00:32:50one room will be fine
00:32:56look it's just one night
00:32:58sorry i was being silly
00:33:01so are we gonna talk about it
00:33:14i
00:33:16i think it's better if we don't
00:33:20just forget it
00:33:22sorry
00:33:30about what i said at the cafe earlier
00:33:34i didn't mean it
00:33:35i know
00:33:37goodnight sam
00:33:42hey honey
00:33:49sorry i haven't called
00:33:50i've been caught up at the office
00:33:52how's the drive been
00:33:53uh it's been
00:33:54crazy honestly
00:33:56the car broke down and we had to
00:33:57that's nice
00:33:58anyway
00:33:58i got some bad news sammy
00:34:00my boss wants me to go to napa this weekend
00:34:03i can't make it to the wedding after all
00:34:05are you kidding
00:34:06i mean
00:34:06no you're supposed to fly in friday
00:34:08you can't miss one single fucking work event
00:34:10honey you're being ridiculous
00:34:12i can't tell my boss no
00:34:13he needs me
00:34:14yeah well what about what i need
00:34:15do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone
00:34:18i mean
00:34:18no no no
00:34:19we've been planning this for months steven
00:34:20god how could you i
00:34:22what was that
00:34:30what was that
00:34:31huh
00:34:32oh nothing my co-worker just said something
00:34:34anyway i'm sorry to have let you down
00:34:36but i promise i'll make it up to you when you get back
00:34:38okay
00:34:38see you soon
00:34:40hey
00:34:48you okay
00:34:49what happened
00:34:50steven's not coming to the wedding
00:34:52i broke up with him
00:34:56what are you gonna say i told you so
00:34:59you should have dumped him from the start smiles you dumbass
00:35:01sam
00:35:02no
00:35:02i'm sorry
00:35:04no
00:35:04everything in my life is falling apart i don't want to hear some bullshit like i'm sorry
00:35:08okay just just wait
00:35:09no i should have never agreed to this i should have said no i should have
00:35:13sam sam
00:35:14sam
00:35:27god
00:35:33don't you just stop i'm trying to help
00:35:36why
00:35:37why
00:35:37because
00:35:38because
00:35:38because why
00:35:40because he can't swim
00:35:41you remember
00:35:44sam
00:35:46sam
00:35:46just
00:35:46just
00:35:47just
00:35:47just
00:35:47just
00:35:49you lied to me tristan
00:35:51you do remember lake the night of the cabin everything don't you
00:35:53Yes, I remember.
00:35:58Sam, where are you going?
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:05Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:07Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:11Sam, just stop.
00:36:13Samantha.
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:20Alright, yeah, be right there.
00:36:23Fuck.
00:36:50I picked up the car.
00:36:51Um, we're not going to leave until we...
00:36:58We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:05Talk.
00:37:10I don't feel like talking.
00:37:12What are you doing?
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:21But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:25Never.
00:37:25Mm-hmm.
00:37:26How much have you had to drink?
00:37:35Doesn't matter.
00:37:38You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:41Things I've never felt before.
00:37:44I hate you so much.
00:37:49But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:37:52but you don't feel like...
00:37:53I don't feel like talking.
00:38:02No, it's fine.
00:38:04No, no, not a better story.
00:38:07No, he doesn't work.
00:38:08I'm sorry, I can't.
00:38:38Hey, you hungry?
00:38:45Hey, you hungry?
00:38:57Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:01Like what?
00:39:02Like you not talking to me?
00:39:05Not even looking at me?
00:39:08Is this all because of last night?
00:39:14Hey, answer me.
00:39:18Yes.
00:39:21Yes.
00:39:22This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:24If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:27I can handle words, but I can't...
00:39:29You want me to fix me like that.
00:39:32Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:34Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:39:36You think I don't want you?
00:39:38You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:42I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:46And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:52But you were drunk and...
00:39:54I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:39:56Hey.
00:39:56Hey.
00:39:56Hey.
00:39:57Hey.
00:39:59Hey.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:03Hey.
00:40:03Hey.
00:40:04Hey.
00:40:04Hey.
00:40:04Hey.
00:40:05Hey.
00:40:05Hey.
00:40:05Hey.
00:40:05Hey.
00:40:05Hey.
00:40:05Hey.
00:40:05Hey.
00:40:05Hey.
00:40:05Hey.
00:40:05Hey.
00:40:05Hey.
00:40:05Hey.
00:40:06Hey.
00:40:06Hey.
00:40:06Hey.
00:40:06Hey.
00:40:06Hey.
00:40:07Hey.
00:40:07Hey.
00:40:07Hey.
00:40:07Hey.
00:40:08Hey.
00:40:38Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:52Um, one room, please.
00:40:58Here you go.
00:41:00We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:41:01Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:02Mine died in the pool.
00:41:05Tell her to say hi.
00:41:06Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:09Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:11Renee, it's me.
00:41:12Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:13Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:15I fell in a pool.
00:41:17It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:19Don't be.
00:41:20I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:22I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:24God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:26So you're just telling each other everything?
00:41:29Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:31Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:33Love you.
00:41:36Everything good?
00:41:39Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:44You okay?
00:41:46Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:48Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:41:53it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:41:55What?
00:41:56Why?
00:41:57Is this because of Renee?
00:41:58Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:00And it can't happen again.
00:42:08Really?
00:42:09Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:16I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:18No, you tell me.
00:42:19You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:21Let's do it.
00:42:22What are you talking about?
00:42:23You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:26There's some stupid shit there.
00:42:28You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:31I hate Tristan.
00:42:34Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:36Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:37And he never will.
00:42:39Ring any bells?
00:42:40You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:45Did you mean it?
00:42:47Of course I didn't.
00:42:48Then why'd you say it?
00:42:50Why'd you push me away?
00:42:51And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:42:54Renee is my best friend.
00:42:56And she, you didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:00I just, I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:03God.
00:43:04I'm sorry.
00:43:05I just, I don't regret last night.
00:43:10And I do want to tell Wren, I just, I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:16Yeah.
00:43:18It's okay.
00:43:20I get it.
00:43:24You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:26You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:35I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:46Tristan!
00:43:50Parents are going to try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:43:55And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:00Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:02Last month, I opened my first art gallery and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:08I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:44:12And I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:19It isn't stupid.
00:44:22Your heart makes you happy, right?
00:44:26Then it's worth it.
00:44:27My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:31You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:34Oh, God, no.
00:44:36Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:39Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:41Everything with Stephen was easy, comfortable.
00:44:45Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:53It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:00I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:03You deserve everything.
00:45:17You hear me?
00:45:19Everything.
00:45:21I wanted to hate you.
00:45:24But I don't.
00:45:26I don't.
00:45:28I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:30I never have.
00:46:00Oh, you finally made it.
00:46:04I have something for you.
00:46:10A cell phone?
00:46:12If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:20Wild Stallion?
00:46:21Is that your code name?
00:46:23Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:26I can't help you.
00:46:27We hate each other.
00:46:28Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:34That's what you want, right?
00:46:36Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Stephen.
00:46:38I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late.
00:46:43Ow.
00:46:44Your head smiles.
00:46:45I said I understand.
00:46:47You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:48Stop.
00:46:49Okay.
00:46:49So, did you tell Renee we're here, or?
00:46:53You motherfuckers.
00:46:56Took you long enough?
00:46:59You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:01Whoa, whoa.
00:47:02Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:04Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:07It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:09And you must be Samantha.
00:47:11Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:13I feel like I already know you.
00:47:14Bring it.
00:47:15I'll take your bag.
00:47:18Yes!
00:47:19Oh, my God!
00:47:21I'm going to win that.
00:47:22I know.
00:47:23How was it right?
00:47:24Did Tristan play nice, or do I need to beat his ass?
00:47:27What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:47:28Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:29A pirouette on her corpse.
00:47:31If you were meaning my bestie, yes.
00:47:32Relax, run.
00:47:33It wasn't bad.
00:47:34It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:37You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down, because he was driving around with no gas
00:47:41gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:42Yeah?
00:47:43And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:47I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:51I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:47:54Jeez.
00:47:55You are not kidding.
00:47:56They really do hate each other.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:48:01Anywho!
00:48:02You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:05I need to get my native office fitted into a dress!
00:48:13I need to get my native office fitted into a dress!
00:48:14I need to get my native office fitted into a dress!
00:48:15I need to get my native office fitted into a dress!
00:48:16I need to get my native office fitted into a dress!
00:48:17No!
00:48:18Deep tissue!
00:48:19Okay, the tide works!
00:48:20Mom!
00:48:21Please!
00:48:22Okay, we'll figure it out!
00:48:23Are you alone?
00:48:24You wish!
00:48:25I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:26My room's next door.
00:48:27That's too bad.
00:48:28You should be in mine instead.
00:48:29Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:30I like it when you call me that.
00:48:31What's your room number?
00:48:32I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:33You can't.
00:48:34I'm with your sister.
00:48:35Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:36Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:37I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:38See what I mean?
00:48:39Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:40Come to my room later, please.
00:48:41Sam, are you alive?
00:48:42I gotta go.
00:48:43I'll talk to you later.
00:48:44Okay, which ones?
00:48:45I think the pearls.
00:48:46Thank God you're here.
00:48:48I can't wait to be married so I never have to have to come.
00:48:50I can't wait to be married.
00:48:51I can't wait to be married so I never have to come on.
00:48:52I'll be there for a second.
00:48:53I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:54You can't.
00:48:55I'm with your sister.
00:48:56Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:57Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:58I need help picking out my earrings.
00:49:00See what I mean?
00:49:01Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:49:03Come to my room later, please.
00:49:04Sam, are you alive?
00:49:05I gotta go.
00:49:06I'll talk to you later.
00:49:07Okay, which ones?
00:49:08I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean the wedding again.
00:49:12It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:14I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:15Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:17If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on
00:49:21the way here.
00:49:22When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:27When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:29I broke up with him.
00:49:32When?
00:49:33Why?
00:49:34He's cheating on me.
00:49:38You were right, Wren.
00:49:40I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:42I...
00:49:43I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:45Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:49:49When you told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:49:52I couldn't do it anymore.
00:49:55God, I'm sorry.
00:49:57But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see you again.
00:50:03How'd he take it?
00:50:04Like a pussy?
00:50:05I have no clue.
00:50:06My phone drowned at the Ohio motel pool.
00:50:10Come here.
00:50:12Oh, serves him right.
00:50:15Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:20I'm done with him.
00:50:21That's the fucking spirit!
00:50:24Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:26And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:29Oh, God, I missed you so much.
00:50:44We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:47I'm gonna hedge you all in my sofa, dude.
00:50:51Non-stop.
00:50:52I'm hooked on you now.
00:50:54Wait, hold on.
00:50:55Can we...
00:50:56Can we talk?
00:50:58Sure.
00:50:59What about...
00:51:00I was talking with Ren earlier, and...
00:51:03Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours, because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:07So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:10Thank you, Justin.
00:51:12I didn't even think of that.
00:51:14So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:51:16Does she know about us?
00:51:18No, but...
00:51:20I think...
00:51:21I think I want to tell her the truth.
00:51:24Tomorrow.
00:51:26Are you sure?
00:51:27Your parents are gonna be here, and...
00:51:29I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from me.
00:51:33I'm done, too.
00:51:34No more hiding.
00:51:37I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:05How could you?
00:52:08Ren, I...
00:52:10I...
00:52:15Why was she here?
00:52:16Did someone see?
00:52:18Mom showed up this morning, and...
00:52:21Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:23She found out about the affair, and she came here.
00:52:27And she saw us, and...
00:52:31Oh, my God.
00:52:37You were right.
00:52:39I should've just told her from the start.
00:52:43If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug,
00:52:46and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:48Oh, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:52:54Mom's down in the lobby.
00:52:56She's in shock, too.
00:52:58Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:03I'll be okay.
00:53:04I'll be okay.
00:53:06I'll be okay.
00:53:07I'll be okay.
00:53:08I'll be okay.
00:53:10I'll be okay.
00:53:12See you over here so again?
00:53:14I'll be okay.
00:53:16Come and love my Tristan.
00:53:18Fuckin' Montgomery.
00:53:19I'm in love with Tristan in fucking Montgomery.
00:53:30Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:32It's good to have you.
00:53:35Excuse me.
00:53:37How's Wren?
00:53:41As well as can be expected.
00:53:43Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:46Now, I've only met their dad once.
00:53:49But I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:51Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:53Like his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:53:57Surprise!
00:53:58Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:04I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:06Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:07Didn't you get my text?
00:54:08What text?
00:54:09I didn't get any text.
00:54:10The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:13Before I fell in the pool, oh my God.
00:54:15I broke up with him.
00:54:19Wait.
00:54:26Don't I know that guy?
00:54:28God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:30Jesus Christ.
00:54:31I came out all this way.
00:54:32You're not even happy to see me.
00:54:34And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:36Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:38Let's just go talk some...
00:54:38No.
00:54:40Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:47No.
00:54:47Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:51God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:54:54And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:54:57I broke up with you.
00:55:00Excuse me?
00:55:01I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:06And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:12Honey, what?
00:55:13What are you talking about?
00:55:15Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:17You know I love you.
00:55:18I would never cheat on you.
00:55:19I saw her.
00:55:21She was on your lap.
00:55:22What are you going to dump her ass?
00:55:24You said you were going to take me to Hillary.
00:55:25Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:28You were there.
00:55:30Sammy, honey.
00:55:31Listen, that...
00:55:32That girl...
00:55:33She's nobody.
00:55:34Okay.
00:55:35I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:37But I can change.
00:55:38No, Steven.
00:55:40I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:44But it's over now.
00:55:45I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:47Sam.
00:55:48You're not in the right mind.
00:55:50I know you love me.
00:55:51You can't live without me.
00:55:52You even told me so.
00:55:53Listen to me.
00:55:55You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:55:57You need me.
00:55:59Not anymore.
00:56:00Now get out.
00:56:02My dad isn't coming.
00:56:19Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:22Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:28I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:31I tried calling.
00:56:32This typical Tristan doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:37He gets that from my dad.
00:56:40Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:42It was your wedding.
00:56:43I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:45It's bullshit.
00:56:47And you know it.
00:56:49You're right.
00:56:49I didn't tell you because my feelings were so big and everything was happening so fast.
00:56:58And what?
00:56:58You don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:01I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:02We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:03I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:07Not even you.
00:57:09Because if I told you, then that makes it real.
00:57:11And I...
00:57:12I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:15You love Tristan?
00:57:20Yes.
00:57:22I love him.
00:57:27I love him so much.
00:57:33But then you need to tell him.
00:57:36I know.
00:57:54Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:00Her mother and I do.
00:58:01Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:08I do.
00:58:09Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:13I do.
00:58:15Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:19I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:22You may kiss the bride.
00:58:31Why haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:45Are you ignoring me?
00:58:47I don't know what you mean.
00:58:48I'm sorry.
00:58:48I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
00:58:50You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:52I did.
00:58:53I swear.
00:58:54Then why was he here?
00:58:55Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:01Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:04I told you how that shit wrecked me,
00:59:06and you just...
00:59:08let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:12Please, let me explain.
00:59:16Save it.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:21Hi.
00:59:25What are you doing in here?
00:59:28You should be at your reception.
00:59:30I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:33Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:34Will you please come out?
00:59:35Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to sit.
00:59:47Remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year?
00:59:51It was because he was in a bad accident.
00:59:53I know.
00:59:54He told me his football career was over after that.
00:59:58But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:03All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:05So after everything with my dad broke his world,
01:00:08when he saw you with Steven,
01:00:10I ended it with Steven.
01:00:12He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:15I know.
01:00:17I know.
01:00:17He won't even talk to me.
01:00:20Even if he won't talk to you,
01:00:21you need to talk to him.
01:00:22If you really love him,
01:00:25he'll listen.
01:00:27Come here.
01:00:28Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:35Samantha Smiles.
01:00:36I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:50Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:00:54She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:00:58I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was,
01:01:00are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:03I've been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:07How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:10I realized,
01:01:12Wren had it right.
01:01:14Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else,
01:01:18because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:20and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:25Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks
01:01:27or a few days.
01:01:29That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:32And that's how I did too.
01:01:35To the bride and groom.
01:01:37And to love that is timeless.
01:01:40Excuse me.
01:01:52Is this sculpture yours?
01:01:53Um, yes, it's mine.
01:01:55I own a gallery in Soho.
01:01:58Give me a call when you can.
01:01:59I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:02I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:04Absolutely.
01:02:05Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:09I look forward to your call.
01:02:10Hey, can we talk?
01:02:30Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:32After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:33I know.
01:02:34I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:35I...
01:02:36I was scared.
01:02:41Okay?
01:02:42I was shitty to you.
01:02:43I know that.
01:02:45I was angry, hurt.
01:02:47And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:48So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, you started pouring out of me again.
01:02:55I mean, he had you for five years.
01:02:57I only been with you for a few days.
01:02:59Eventually, I dropped the ball and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:03So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:12You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:15Trust him.
01:03:16I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:24I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:27I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:34Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:39It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:03:43And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:49Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:03:56How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:03:58Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:09I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:15What do you say?
01:04:17Forget the past, ignore the future, let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:20You and me.
01:04:21We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:23I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:25You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:27Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:31You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:33Just say yes.
01:04:35Please say yes, please.
01:04:50Yes.
01:04:55Oh!
01:04:57And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:00I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:06Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:09Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:11No fucking way.
01:05:13They're making out too.
01:05:14Oh, you owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:18Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:23I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' wedding.
01:05:26Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brett.
01:05:28Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, okay?
01:05:31You're always going to be number one.
01:05:32Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:34Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:37We are going to hit the road.
01:05:43Where are you guys even going?
01:05:44To the gas station.
01:05:46We are going to hit the road.
01:05:47We are going to hit the road.
01:05:48We are going to hit the road.
01:05:49We are going to hit the road.
01:05:50We are going to hit the road.
01:05:51We are going to hit the road.
01:05:52We are going to hit the road.
01:05:53We are going to hit the road.
01:05:54We are going to hit the road.
01:05:55We are going to hit the road.
01:05:56We are going to hit the road.
01:05:57We are going to hit the road.
01:05:58We are going to hit the road.
01:05:59We are going to hit the road.
01:06:00We are going to hit the road.
01:06:01We are going to hit the road.
01:06:02We are going to hit the road.
01:06:03We are going to hit the road.
01:06:04We are going to hit the road.
01:06:05We are going to hit the road.
01:06:06We are going to hit the road.