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00:00Hello.
00:01I'm going to go to the choir.
00:02Hello, guys.
00:03Do you want to be a mamon?
00:04May mamon putin?
00:05No.
00:06We don't want it to be a man.
00:08We don't want it to be a man.
00:09We don't want it to be a problem.
00:10If you want it to be a man,
00:13we should be a man,
00:14a luga,
00:15a soft diet here.
00:16I'm sorry.
00:17I don't want to be a man.
00:19No?
00:20Yes.
00:21There's a drink.
00:22I don't want it to be a man.
00:23I don't want it to be a man.
00:25I don't want it.
00:26What do you want?
00:27What's your name?
00:28I don't want it.
00:29Monay?
00:30That's how?
00:31Monay can be.
00:32Okay that's Monay,
00:33but it doesn't wear a sus,
00:34okay.
00:35Okay.
00:36But I don't want it.
00:38I don't want it.
00:39I don't want it,
00:40I don't want it.
00:41I don't want it.
00:42I don't want it,
00:43because I don't want it.
00:44No water.
00:45When you do have a house,
00:46you don't want it.
00:47Oh, it's only water.
00:48Oh.
00:49You just want it.
00:50You want it to be a man.
00:51If your daughter,
00:52you don't want it,
00:53it's good.
00:54Will you come.
00:55Why do you eat a little fish?
00:56What will you eat?
00:57Guys,
00:58I want to make a smile, but I don't want to make a smile.
01:06That's right.
01:08That's nice.
01:10That's right, Senny.
01:14That's right, Senny.
01:16We want to make a set up because of her.
01:18We don't want to make a face.
01:20We're going to make a face.
01:23I don't want to make a face.
01:26He's like, keep your feet on the ground.
01:32I'm like, keep your feet on the ground.
01:36That's right, Ma.
01:38Why are you upset me?
01:40I'm driving.
01:42But it's so good.
01:44We're not weak.
01:46Just later.
01:48I'm eating.
01:50It's all for you.
01:52That's nice.
01:54But we're here.
01:56Is it a wrap?
01:58It's a wrap.
02:00This is a wrap.
02:02This is a wrap.
02:04What type of wrap?
02:06Funeral water.
02:08Mineral.
02:10We're here.
02:12Melaki palalamuna.
02:13Ano po?
02:14Malaki palalamuna.
02:15Bakit po lumuwag at lumaki yung lalamunan nyo?
02:17Malaki pa'ng lalamuna na.
02:18Ano po?
02:19Malaki pa'ng lalamuna.
02:21Bakit po lumuwag at lumaki yung lalamuna niyo?
02:24Ikaw din, masama rin isip.
02:25Ah, ano ba?
02:28Mays ka sa ha? Mays ka.
02:30Hala, ate.
02:32May mga pasita ka yung pearls.
02:35May mga.
02:35Ang katanong lang eh.
02:37Tita, selly ako.
02:38Alam ko yung utak mo.
02:39Otak mo?
02:40Pareho tayo.
02:41Pareho ba tayo?
02:42Lalagi kita pinapanood, sinusundan ko yung panggabi mo.
02:46May panggabi ka pala.
02:47Ay, may panggabi ka pala.
02:49Hindi nyo nataturo.
02:50Security guide kasi ako.
02:53May panggabi ka pala.
02:54Kanta gabi eh.
02:55Oo.
02:56Ayoko munang kumain.
02:58Oo, wag to.
02:58Makapagtanong mo sa akin eh.
03:00May tinga.
03:01At saka ano, matigas ayokong baka mamaya bumara dito.
03:04Yan.
03:05May malambot.
03:06Ayun yung chicharon.
03:08May pasta tayo.
03:09Kung pasta, gusto niyo pasta.
03:11May pasta dyan.
03:12May jacket, may braces, may retainer.
03:14Huwag naman sa email.
03:16Gusto mo i-root kanal kita ng ng gising?
03:19Huwag.
03:20May sakit yun.
03:20Hindi pa masakit yun.
03:21Masakit po.
03:22Hindi ko gagawin sa'yo yung tita.
03:23Oo.
03:24Grabe rin ang katinko mo, no?
03:26Nililili mo.
03:28Wala.
03:29Katinko yan.
03:31Mabango.
03:32Niloloko ko lang siya.
03:33Pero hindi katinko.
03:33Mabango.
03:34Amoy.
03:35Oh.
03:35Oh.
03:36Ano amoy?
03:37Huwag kang sinungaling.
03:38Ay!
03:38Hala.
03:41Huwag kang sinungaling.
03:43Huwag kang sinungaling.
03:43Higa obra.
03:44Higa obra.
03:44Higa obra.
03:45Higa obra.
03:46Higa obra.
03:46Ito totoo lang sabihin mo.
03:48Amoyin ko.
03:48Amoyin ko.
03:49Amoyin ko.
03:49Kung ano amoy ko.
03:50Oo, diba?
03:50Kasi nanonood mga anak ko.
03:52Mabango.
03:53At saka umuulan ngayon, okay lang yung gantong amoy.
03:56Alimo om.
03:57Alam mo yung alimo om?
03:59Mabango.
04:00Huwag masyadong amuhin sa sakit yung sigura mo mamaya.
04:03Kaya pag mabango si mami, malinis sa katawan, tama?
04:07Siyempre.
04:07Naligo ka ba kanina, tita?
04:09Ay, naku, ang aga.
04:10Ay, excited kasi.
04:11Ang ginaw na.
04:12Kaya palapasmado ka ngayon.
04:15Maaga.
04:16Tsaka mukhang ano nga siya, yung mapustura.
04:18Ang ganda ng mukha eh.
04:19Tignan mo, manipis lang ang makeup.
04:21Pero maganda ang mukha.
04:23Oo.
04:23Magkasinungaling.
04:25O di, alam mong joke, diba?
04:26Ay, mag-joke?
04:30Oy, si Ate Emy, ang ano na pahala.
04:32Maganda?
04:33Wow, maganda ka.
04:35Totoo yan?
04:35Yes.
04:37Habang ikaw'y nagkakaedad, ikaw'y gumaganda.
04:39Ba't ba ayaw mong maniwala sa akin?
04:41Magmaganda ka.
04:41Imiisang kasi hindi ka nagsasabi ng totoo.
04:43Ay, si Vice?
04:45Pag pinure, ayaw tanggapin.
04:47Okay lang.
04:48Huwag mo nang balik.
04:49Huwag mo nang ano eh.
04:50Oo, iiyak ka pa.
04:52Oo, iiyak pa.
04:54Meron si Vice, maganda po?
04:55Sa personal?
04:57Siyempre.
04:57Wow.
04:58I love Zenni.
04:59Oo.
05:00Zenni, mas mahal ko tong si Zenni
05:02kaysa sa nanay ko.
05:03Oo, talaga?
05:04O, ayaw.
05:05O, ayaw.
05:06O, nanay ko.
05:06Sa'yo ako titira.
05:08Ha?
05:08Sa'yo ako titira.
05:10Oo.
05:11Titoot.
05:12Mahina lang akong kumain.
05:14Mahina ka kumain,
05:15pero malakas kang uminom.
05:16Ah, ayaw, may pasta o.
05:19O, ayaw, may pasta o.
05:19Oo.
05:20O, yan yun na yun na.
05:21Tinuto.
05:21Thank you, Kong.
05:23Talk to the Venecia.
05:25Pwede ba nga ano yan?
05:26Pwede yung Sharon po.
05:27Ma, Sharon.
05:28Baka nakalimutan ko na daw sila.
05:30O, nakakalimutan nung?
05:32Pwede ko mo ito yung Sharon.
05:33Sharon.
05:34Yung pangalot.
05:35O, mamaya na,
05:36magpapakilala muna yung ating pangatlong.
05:38Excited na si number three.
05:39Ito na po, number three.
05:40Kayo na po, tatay.
05:41It's showtime for the people.
05:50Everybody, everybody,
05:52put your hands on.

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