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  • 6/10/2025
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpSkgV5jXnQ
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00:00Ah, Chili Dog. How I love your delicious flavor.
00:14FACER!
00:15Bro, what? I'm on my lunch break right now.
00:18There's a new one.
00:21A new... what?
00:23A new trailer for the Shadow Movie.
00:25I mean, Sonic Movie 3.
00:27Anyway, we're going to have an ultimate battle where I beat you up.
00:29We have to react to it.
00:30Uh, sure. Let me just finish my...
00:32There's no time!
00:33Oh.
00:34Before we get started, give the like button a Chaos Spear.
00:37The link to the original trailer will be in the description below.
00:40Start the thing.
00:41Dude, I just wanted to eat my Chili Dog.
00:43Silence, Sonic. The peak has begun.
00:45Yo, there's me. Let's go.
00:46No, it's you. Where's me?
00:48I don't know.
00:48What?
00:49Yo, it's the Chao Garden.
00:50Come on, where's the violence and the reckless destruction?
00:53We don't have to start with the fight immediately.
00:55Look like a Pokemon.
00:57What?
00:57You know, he kind of does look like Pikachu.
00:59I guess.
01:00Wait.
01:01Whoa, uh...
01:02Dude!
01:02Yes, the violence has begun!
01:03All right, this is about to get serious. Let's go!
01:05I'm ready for this.
01:06I'm ready for this.
01:06Wait.
01:07Dude!
01:08Let's go.
01:09Wait, is that the Eclipse Cannon?
01:10I think so.
01:11What is happening?
01:12Peak is what's happening, Sonic.
01:14I mean, it's pretty cool.
01:15Of course it's cool. It's my move.
01:16Dude, we got tied up!
01:17Whoa, both Robotniks are working together.
01:19There's two Eggmen now?
01:21Yeah, that's what I said.
01:23Sounds like a bargain.
01:24Yes, more Keanu!
01:26Whoa.
01:26Let's go.
01:27Uh, Zappy Ball.
01:28I'm about to destroy you.
01:29Let's shoot the Zappy Ball.
01:30Let's go.
01:30Um.
01:32Whoa!
01:32Dude, it just made a black hole!
01:33That is...
01:34Are we gonna die?
01:35Uh, probably.
01:35Whoa, what is happening right now?
01:37Oh, I'm winning so hard.
01:38I don't want this to be the last Sonic movie!
01:40You know, I'd be fine with that.
01:41Whoa!
01:41Then they can make a Shadow Trilogy.
01:42What?
01:43Uh.
01:44What is he wearing?
01:46Um.
01:46Do you mind?
01:47Oh, wow.
01:47Dude, yeah.
01:48Really?
01:49All right.
01:49We need your help on a super dangerous...
01:51Yeah, this is serious!
01:52Yeah, let's get the super powerless humans to help us defeat the ultimate life form.
01:56Well, they could be helpful!
01:57Nah, you're capping, bro.
01:58Wait, why does Tails have a jetpack?
02:00I never knew he needed a jetpack.
02:02I didn't think he did!
02:04Oh, he's coming out of the sewer like that other pudgy guy that wears red with the mustache.
02:08What?
02:08You mean Mario?
02:09Yeah, Blorio.
02:10W-Blorio?
02:11Whatever.
02:11Oh, let's go!
02:13Dude, I'm powering up the entire Eclipse Cannon.
02:15So wait, you're the one that puts the Eclipse Cannon into the air?
02:18Yeah, I'm just that cool.
02:19Um.
02:20Wait.
02:20No way!
02:21Dude!
02:21The Eclipse Cannon!
02:22The moon!
02:23Whoa.
02:24This is awesome, dude!
02:25Maria!
02:26Uh.
02:27Oh, man.
02:28You need a hug, bro?
02:29Uh, no.
02:30Wait, no way!
02:31Dude!
02:31What?
02:32I got my Glock!
02:33Let's go!
02:33Dude, it's like Shadow 2005!
02:35What is this?
02:36Let's go!
02:38Whoa.
02:39This.
02:39It ends now!
02:41Let's go!
02:42Wait, wait.
02:42What?
02:44Oh.
02:44Yo.
02:45This is insane!
02:47I have to agree.
02:47Where are we?
02:48What is this?
02:49I have no idea.
02:49Like the planet or?
02:52Whoa.
02:52Yo!
02:54I am so ready for this.
02:55This trailer was peak.
02:56This movie is gonna be amazing.
02:57I'm just saying, it was actually peak.
02:58Wait.
02:59Wait, what?
03:00What is happening?
03:02Oh, that's creepy.
03:03Intruder!
03:04Get him!
03:05Yeah, take down that intruder.
03:07You boys!
03:08I can't believe you reacted to the trailer without me!
03:11Again!
03:12Oh.
03:12Meh.
03:13Sorry, Amy, but the hype was real.
03:14Whatever!
03:15I just wanna be in the movie this time!
03:17I'm gonna watch the trailer by myself!
03:20You boys better buy me an extra popcorn at the theater for this!
03:24Dude, do you know how much extra popcorn costs?
03:26Not as much as our medical bills if she hits us with her hammer.
03:29Alright, that's fair.

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