00:00Sometimes things aren't always what they seem.
00:07For example, the first day of my new job at Sterling Trust.
00:27First day?
00:29Yeah.
00:34It's weird.
00:36I think we might be stuck.
00:38Oh god, don't say that. Don't say that.
00:40Probably just a maintenance issue.
00:42I'll fix it.
00:44No, I'm faster foaming!
00:46Uh, okay. Okay, that's okay.
00:50I'll strap to you.
00:52Nope. That's not what I did. Even though I wanted to. What I did do was...
01:13I got my ticket working at Sterling Trust. And I'm stuck in an elevator. But it's okay, cause we're gonna be just fine. And I'm here right now. What's your name?
01:30Just breathe, just breathe, it's all fine. It's good, happy thought.
01:37But let's back up. While it seemed like my first day at my new job, I'd say that technically, my first day started the day before, at my stepdad's house.
01:48Okay, let's get this over with.
01:56We have business to discuss.
01:58And I have my onboarding meeting this afternoon with Sterling Trust. My first day's tomorrow. I need to be prepared. I need to focus.
02:06I can't believe you actually consider the RockSync documents at your dead mom's company a real job.
02:12Says this sloth who's never worked a day in her life.
02:15Is it my fault some of us can get by on their looks?
02:18It's a real job. I'm the assistant to the vice president of mergers and acquisitions.
02:23Nobody knows who I am or that it was my mother's company. That was the deal.
02:28She wanted me to prove that I can do it on my own. Unlike some people.
02:33Destiny, stop yelling at your sister.
02:38The reason we're meeting today is because the attorney asked me to remind you that, per the terms of your mother's wedding, you need to hold the job at Sterling for at least six months.
02:47Or else Ashley won't inherit the company. Yeah, I know. I know.
02:50Don't worry, Daddy. She doesn't have a head for business. She won't last.
02:58Not only will I keep my job, I'll be the CEO one day. I'm gonna make my mom proud.
03:03Destiny, quit picking on your sister.
03:08Step-sister. Run along. Go play secretary.
03:12I'm an assistant. It's an assistant.
03:20I hate that bitch and I want her gone.
03:22Mmm, now, now, sweetie.
03:25Let's go buy you a horse or something fun like that.
03:28Okay, Daddy.
03:30So there I was, sitting at the bar across the street from Sterling Trust, having some liquid courage before my onboard interview.
03:44It was her. Tamara Stone, my new boss.
03:49She had no idea who I was.
03:57What are you reading?
04:00Just studying for my new job.
04:04What's your name?
04:06Destiny.
04:07Destiny.
04:10So what kind of a name is Destiny?
04:13My mom.
04:15She always said that I would have a happily ever after.
04:19Like it was my destiny.
04:21How precious.
04:27Tamara. Tamara Stone.
04:30Nice to meet you.
04:31I like you, Destiny.
04:37And I like your vibe.
04:41So I'm gonna give you a little business tip.
04:46Do not tell anyone or you heard this.
04:50Or else I will find you.
04:52And break your thumb.
04:54Yikes.
04:56Your secret's safe with me?
04:58Buy shares of Sterling Trust.
05:01Pronto.
05:03Is in trouble.
05:05And I'm gonna tank it and cash in back.
05:08Little did she know, it was my late mother's company.
05:12But what about all the people who are gonna lose their jobs there?
05:16Barbara, you can't give a fuck about the proletariat.
05:19Survival of the fetus.
05:21And I'm fet.
05:25Second piece of advice?
05:27Got fet.
05:29Now.
05:31I'm going to Sterling.
05:34No time like the present.
05:39You won't believe what happened next.
05:41Tamara?
05:43Tamara?
05:45Tamara?
05:47Oh, my head.
06:00Who are you?
06:02Who are you?
06:04Uh, it's me.
06:06Destiny.
06:07Are you okay?
06:09Where am I?
06:11You're outside Sterling Trust.
06:15Your new job.
06:17You were hit by a car.
06:19Huh?
06:21Who am I?
06:22Oh, boy.
06:24Oh, boy.
06:28Okay, I'm here. What's the emergency?
06:42Shhh.
06:43Shhh.
06:44Shhh.
06:45My goddest...
06:47My goddest...
06:48What the frick did you kill someone?
06:50She's Tamara Stone.
06:52My new boss.
06:54She got hit by a car and now she has amnesia.
06:56Amnesia? Who gets amnesia?
06:57I am. She's a massive bitch.
07:00She's trying to crash the company.
07:02Lord, but if the company goes under...
07:03Think about how many people are going to lose their jobs.
07:06Plus, Sterling was my mom's pride and joy.
07:11I've got it.
07:13What?
07:14You pretend to be Tamara.
07:17What?
07:18You heard me. You pretend to be Tamara.
07:21You know, just until she wakes up.
07:23And I can be your secretary.
07:25I mean, Lord knows I'm unemployed.
07:27You can pull the company through.
07:29You know, put it back on its feet again.
07:33You can do it.
07:38You know, that might just be crazy enough to work.
07:43Which brings me back to that first day.
07:50Alright, that was pretty brilliant.
07:56Oh, thank god.
08:03Thanks for that back there.
08:05No problem.
08:07I'll see you around.
08:09I hope so.
08:11Have a good day.
08:13Destiny.
08:15A brick.
08:16I mean, Tamara.
08:18Come on.
08:19We've got places to go.
08:20People to see.
08:22I hope so.
08:24Have a good day.
08:26Destiny.
08:28A brick.
08:29I mean, Tamara.
08:31Come on.
08:32We've got places to go.
08:33People to see.
08:34You're not going to believe your office.
08:43Oh my god.
08:44Right?
08:51I can't believe this.
08:53You really pulled it off.
08:54You did it.
08:55We did it.
09:00Or did we?
09:02Or did we?
09:04Yes!
09:05Chad!
09:06Give it to me!
09:08What the?
09:09What the fuck?
09:10Oh my god!
09:12Hi Destiny.
09:21Toodle.
09:23Dad!
09:24Baby.
09:25Baby girl.
09:27I can explain.
09:29I spent three years with you and this is what you do?
09:32It was only this one time!
09:37Hey!
09:39Hey baby!
09:40Baby!
09:42Hey!
09:43That's our money!
09:44Nope.
09:45Not the Gucci loafers.
09:47They were $1200!
09:48I'll burn them all if you don't get out!
09:50Come on!
09:51I'm going!
09:52I'm going!
09:53Get out!
09:57I'm going to maintenance.
10:06Shit!
10:07It's cold out here!
10:09Like you even can!
10:11I needed a drink.
10:13Bad.
10:15So, back I went to the bar.
10:17And that's when things got complicated.
10:24Margarita.
10:25Double, please.
10:28Make it two.
10:30This one's on me.
10:31The least I can do for saving my butt in the elevator, do they?
10:33If that was your first day.
10:35It was good.
10:37Uh, it's tomorrow that I'm more worried about.
10:40I have a big meeting with the CEO of Evergreen Investments.
10:44Grant Fettman?
10:46That's that handsome billionaire with a six-pack.
10:48Yeah.
10:50I'm trying to pitch him an idea I have about merging our two companies.
