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00:00Thank you very much.
02:28I'm going to die.
02:30I say puedo promarlo.
02:32There's no doubt anyone can come.
02:34I guess I'm going to go home.
02:37But it's quiet.
02:39You can hear.
02:41Even the sound of the sound.
02:59What are you doing?
03:04How is it?
03:06Let's go.
03:20Where are you going?
03:22Why are you going to do something wrong?
03:24I tell you.
03:25If you met up with me, you can't do anything wrong with me.
03:29Give me a little bit.
03:31Then...
03:34I said this.
03:36You're saying there are rules.
03:38The truth is?
03:39The truth is?
03:40The truth is?
03:463月11.
03:48The truth is.
03:50The truth is.
03:523月13.
03:53The truth is.
03:54The truth is.
03:55The truth is.
03:563月15.
03:58You are not here.
03:59You can't.
04:00The truth is.
04:01The truth is.
04:02The truth is.
04:03The truth is.
04:04The truth is.
04:05I am wrong.
04:06I am wrong.
04:07I am wrong.
04:08I am wrong.
04:09I am wrong.
04:10I am wrong with you.
04:11The truth is not true.
04:13The truth is.
04:14There's a way to where to go.
04:18Let me go.
04:22I'm not going to go with you.
04:25That's why I'm going to start writing.
04:284月初 2.
04:30I'm trying to hide your actions.
04:33Let's go.
04:40Let's go.
04:42Let's go.
04:43Let's go.
04:44Who's going to go?
04:45You're going to take a stab at me.
04:47You're going to take a stab at me.
04:57I'm not.
05:03I'm not.
05:08I'm not.
05:12I'm not.
05:14I'm not.
05:16I'll tell you.
05:17I'm not.
05:18I'm not.
05:19I'm not.
05:24I'm not.
05:25You're not.
05:28Why don't you go with me?
05:30You're not.
05:31You're not.
05:32You're not.
05:33What kind of thing?
05:34Who's to you?
05:35You're not.
05:36You're not.
05:37You're not.
05:38You're not.
05:39Let me go.
05:42I'll tell you.
05:44You're not.
05:45You're not.
05:46You're a dead man.
05:47You're a dead man.
05:48You're dead man.
05:49You're dead man.
05:50Where did you go?
05:52You're dead man.
05:53I'm the only one.
05:56I am the one, the first teacher.
05:58I'm the one.
05:59I'm going to go to the end of my life.
06:09Where are you going?
06:21What kind of thing?
06:22I'm not going to put it in my eyes.
06:29What kind of thing are you going to do?
06:38You're going to look at me.
06:45Don't go.
06:50What kind of thing are you going to do?
06:51I'm going to kill you.
06:54I'm going to kill you.
06:56I'm going to kill you.
06:57I'm going to be standing alone.
06:59I can't only kill you all.
07:03Let's get out of here.
07:20This is what I'm going to do.
07:22Oh
07:24Oh
07:26Oh
07:28Oh
07:30Oh
07:52Oh
07:54Oh
07:56Oh
07:58Oh
08:00Oh
08:02Oh
08:06Oh
08:12Oh
08:14Oh
08:18Oh
08:22Let's go.
08:51Why are you so crazy?
08:53I'm not going to let it all go.
08:56I'm not going to let it all go.
09:04How can I help you?
09:21How are you?
09:23You still have to look at my Taw元.
09:25Go ahead, go ahead, go to the Taw.
09:30Don't be scared.
09:42The artist is a good one.
09:44What time did I get to you?
09:46What a terrible one.
09:48You're done.
09:49Of course, you're going to help me.
09:51What are you talking about with this guy?
09:55What are you talking about?
09:57I think this guy likes me.
10:16Don't worry.
10:17That guy is going to fight.
10:21Don't worry.
10:27Mr. Gilles, if you're talking about this,
10:29I'll just be for you to let us out our own own.
10:33You're going to let us out our own own own.
10:35You're going to let us out our own own own.
10:37I'm a little bit more.
10:39I'm a little bit more.
10:41I'm a little bit more.
10:43Don't worry.
10:45Don't worry.
10:47Don't worry.
10:49Don't worry.
10:51Don't worry.
10:57Don't worry.
10:59Don't worry.
11:01Don't worry.
11:03Don't worry.
11:05Don't worry.
11:07Don't worry.
11:09Don't worry.
11:11Don't worry.
11:13Don't worry.
11:15Don't worry.
11:17Don't worry.
11:18Don't worry.
11:19Don't worry.
11:20Don't worry.
11:21Don't worry.
11:22Don't worry.
11:23Don't worry.
11:24这人啥时候到啊
11:26哎呀 小了 格局小了
11:31我们呢 赌的不是他的人
11:33是他的人头
11:35好可怕
11:38小青 你知不知道什么叫一石三鸟啊
11:44君莫邪死在来千金堂的路上
11:47这君家呀 就绝后了
11:50李公子高明
11:53这君家绝了后啊
11:56那君老爷子肯定不会放过唐家的
12:00到时候唐原那头猪抵押老婆的戒子
12:06也会被公之于众
12:08那他亲家肯定不会善罢甘休啊 是不是
12:14公子 你真厉害
12:17不过就是个执行命令的家伙
12:20还真等自己是个爵儿了
12:22你们呢 就等着看唐原痛哭流涕的样子
12:27咱们马上就有好戏看了
12:31什么好戏啊
12:33让我也看一看
12:35这 这墨鞋
12:38听说你们
12:40这墨鞋
12:40听说你们
12:44这墨鞋
12:44听说你们
12:54君 君莫邪
13:02听说你们想和我比一比
13:07不敢不敢
13:09我们就是想和君三少切磋切磋
13:13就是他们
13:14他们拉我搓麻将害我输得精光
13:17唐大少此言差矣
13:24您看呢 您参加我们千金堂举办的第一届棋牌类竞技比赛
13:32既然是竞技类比赛 那有输有赢 不都很正常吗
13:38只不过呀 我们这个比赛是有门槛的
13:42三少要是不愿意的话 来都来了
13:46那咱们就比一下呗
13:49好 给三少准备包厢 上场
13:53要最好的茶
13:55请吧
13:57请吧
14:00金少爷 唐少爷
14:11金三少 唐大少 先喝茶
14:21李凤 你这个猪头什么意思啊
14:24为什么他们都有茶 我没有啊
14:26李认 李认 怎么办呢
14:31毒孤小姐叫醒的是 这就给您上一会更好的茶来
14:36不用这么麻烦 喝我的 喝我的 咱们赶紧开始
14:40别啊 还是让李认给倒壶新的吧
14:44这位李兄 你怕不是在这杯茶里下了毒吧
14:49李凤 你怎么流汗了
14:53胖子汗多 你还用梦我
14:56别担心 我已经换成迷幻伞了
15:00金三少 我李凤是那样人吗
15:04先喝茶
15:05先喝茶
15:16好茶
15:17这里是第一届天香国千金堂丸酷大赛
15:32我是你们的解说员 小毕
15:34本次比赛分为五局三胜制
15:37对阵双方分别是 君家的大丸酷 君墨鞋
15:41和李家的胖丸酷 李凤
15:44究竟谁会是天香国第一万苦王者呢
15:48让我们拭目以待吧
15:50比赛规则 入场费一千两
15:53只是我们这个入场费输了是不退还的
15:57那我要是赢了呢
15:59喂 他怎么这么有底气啊
16:03我也不知道啊
16:05所有参赛者的入场费全部奉上
16:10不放上
16:12这比赛不够刺激啊
16:16你想怎么样
16:18咱们来点刺激的
16:19我出五十万入场费
16:21君三少果然大气
16:23那咱们奖励翻杯
16:26那倒不用了
16:27我们直接把陶渊的老
16:29把他的那些东西还给我们就行了
16:35成交 拿钱吧
16:37我现在身上连五两银子都没有啊
16:41你当我们千金堂干什么的
16:44别急
16:45我虽然没钱 但是我有老婆
16:48说来听听
16:49灵梦公主就是我为过门的老婆
16:53我拿她底一百万两银
16:55够不够啊
16:56入场费五十万
16:58你还一百万
16:59君墨鞋 你会不会算账
17:00你懂什么
17:01君墨鞋 你太不要脸了吧
17:03灵梦公主怎么可能是你的老婆啊
17:06我跟灵梦公主的婚约那是天下皆知
17:09这是公主没过门
17:11我拿她底一百万两
17:12这要是过了门了
17:13脱脱的五百万两
17:15你那个婚约都是多少年前的事了
17:17再说了 国主一直没提
17:20你还不知道国主是什么意思吗
17:22国主一直没提
17:25证明婚约一直存在啊
17:27啊 对对对
17:30君墨鞋
17:32你信不信我现在就去找国主告状
17:34让你脑袋搬架
17:35别急
17:36如果我真的把公主给输掉了
17:39国主自然会来取我的脑袋
17:45相信我
17:46不会让你吃亏的
17:48干嘛
17:49要贿赂我啊
17:50请你做个见证啊
17:51谁不知道你独孤大小姐
17:53那是公平公正的象征啊
17:55
18:04
18:05作词
18:17作词
18:17作词
18:18作词
18:20作词
18:21作词
18:22作词
18:22作词
18:23
18:24作词
18:26让我们恭喜
18:27李峰选手先下一程
18:31作词
18:31作词
18:33作词
18:34作词
18:34Hmm?
18:37Hmm?
18:41Huh?
18:42Oh.
18:49Huh?
18:51Oh?
18:53Oh.
18:56Oh, oh.
19:00I'm not sure.
19:02Okay.
19:03二条
19:05火了
19:11让我们恭喜李峰选手再下一城
19:18比赛来到了第三局
19:20现在李峰选手手握两个赛点
19:23压力给到了君墨鞋选手这边
19:25这关键的一局他究竟能不能赢呢
19:28赢不了
19:31啥 你不是君墨鞋的发小吗
19:34正以为是他发小才知道君墨鞋输了正常
19:37他哪次来现金堂不如输呢
19:40唉 纹固何苦为难纹固
19:44刚 吃
19:47刚 吃
20:01不碰了吧
20:04不更了吧
20:07不吃了吧
20:10红中
20:12红汉
20:14红汉
20:18我也红了
20:20红汉
20:23红汉
20:24红汉
20:25红汉
20:26你输了
20:30要不咱们还是玩七局四胜吧
20:33怎么
20:34你想耍赖
20:35入场费五十万
20:36我拿灵梦公主押了一百万
20:38我可就交了双倍的入场费
20:41就是就是
20:43我们交了双倍的钱
20:46只要你们多比两局
20:48已经是亏本买卖了
20:49你们是不是不敢玩了
20:51那恐怕不行
20:52说好五局三胜
20:54不能改
20:55独孤大小姐
20:56你怎么看
20:57你们刚才还说好了五十万呢
21:01结果不还是收了一百万两吗
21:03你们哪 得接着比
21:06好 既然独孤大小姐都这么说了
21:10那咱们就继续
21:14这个玄玄大陆
21:15要不是我独孤小义
21:17得有多少不平时啊
21:24什么都不能一条道走到黑
21:26我们换一条赛道吧
21:30可以
21:31那咱们玩头子
21:33
21:40里面灌了水印
21:43这都是我KTV玩顺色的
21:46咱们是比大啊
21:48还是比小啊
21:49玩得这么大
21:51当然是比大了
21:52
21:53我先来
21:54六个六 三少
22:07这把你又输了
22:09七局四胜
22:11你就输了四局了
22:12哈哈哈哈
22:13我都还没摇呢
22:15你怎么就说我输了
22:16这不可能有比六个六更大的点数了
22:18那可不一定
22:20那可不一定
22:37大大
22:38头子竟然都立起来了
22:51这应该算是几点啊
22:52这个呀
22:53应该加起来是六十六点
22:55
22:56这可是绝地翻盘
22:57我第一次看到有人玩头子
22:59玩出这么热血的感觉
23:01这把是你
23:02输了
23:03不可能
23:04这头子都没落地
23:06不能再输
23:07独孤大小姐
23:08你怎么看啊
23:09君墨鞋把头子支乱起来
23:12技高一筹
23:13
23:14还有你
23:15你们有点想象力行不行
23:17
23:18那他只有学去作弊
23:19哈哈哈哈
23:20君墨鞋是一个玄器为零的废物
23:23你们刚才谁看到有颜色的玄器了
23:27四月初二
23:28李峰试图在比赛中抵赖
23:32写上写上
23:33他们还企图购险大人
23:35
23:36
23:37气死我了
23:38气死我了
23:39七局四胜
23:40那咱们就继续吧
23:42谁怕谁啊
23:43你才赢了一局
23:45我就不信你能翻盘
23:46我是军墨鞋
23:52这一是我重生了
23:53我要拿回属于王牌特工的一切
23:56这个修眉毛的男人一看就不是什么好东西
23:59他叫李悠然
24:00可比你家另外那两个小子有心眼多了
24:03看起来这个玄玄大陆上
24:05小爷我遇到了第一个真正的对手
24:08可找上门了
24:09事情变得越来越有趣
24:13与之后事如何
24:15可超神眼镜
24:17可超神眼镜
24:18可超神眼镜
24:23柯彤
24:25柯彤
24:26柯彤
24:26柯彤
24:28柯彤
24:38柯彤
24:38柯彤
24:38柯彤
24:39柯彤
24:39柯彤
24:39柯彤
24:39从来的古怪梦柳柳帽又熟睡狐包
24:42一抬手看薄林衣拍拍都正好
24:46对面的小с
24:48山贼工夫没脸好
24:51拿上两把大半腹居然对我接到
24:56这张护士在是乱造造有太多笑笑
24:59都以我习我论不是阿森叫茅
25:03今晚叫餐馆宝游门下就好
25:09这些大侠每个都记不记哄哨
25:13日数也没多少要替天寻到
25:16谁是天谁是道友没有思考
25:18说得多做得少话没过大脑
25:20只能搭配仗
25:21走一早红尘中国唱浙江湖
25:25该我一样你们轮番出场
25:28能有几分风浪
25:31前行间裙子一字枪
25:33我就是裙子的模样
25:35断水成王城吧
25:37也笑在家上一锅老铁堂

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