Logan Paul Keeps Getting MORE PATHETIC...

Von Reilly

A video that dives into Logan Paul's Latest nonsensical behavior.

Transcript

00:00Messi's bodyguard is talking s**t, he thinks he can take you, tell him to get in line bro

00:04He's an MMA guy who thinks he can box, who thinks he's entitled to victory or attention because he's Messi's bodyguard

00:10I've offered to fly people out before, he doesn't even deserve a fly out

00:13It's like bro, I'm here in Puerto Rico, if you want to pull up on me in Puerto Rico, you're more than welcome bro

00:17But when I beat your ass, this is a big when, not if, when I beat your ass, you gotta drink prime

00:23You gotta drink prime

00:25Logan Paul has done it again folks, just when he thought his quest for attention had peaked

00:30Somewhere between yelling in a Japanese forest and trying to sell hydration drinks with a YouTuber

00:36Who can't blink without screaming, he finds a new low

00:40Apparently, Logan Paul now wants to box Lionel Messi

00:44Yeah, the 5 foot 7 inch, 150 pound football guard, who's never boxed a day in his life

00:52Logan saw a man whose job is to judge soccer balls, not fists

00:57And said, yep, that's my next opponent

01:00That's like challenging Gordon Ramsay to a rap battle

01:03Because, you once microwaved a Hot Pockets

01:07And get this, after Logan publicly called out Messi on TikTok

01:11Because, of course, it was TikTok

01:14Logan Paul's prime accused of harassing Messi in drink IP suit

01:18Okay, okay, let me get this straight

01:19Brother, you copied us

01:20Everyone saw it

01:22They saw what you did

01:23Everyone notices it

01:24It looks exactly like prime

01:25Pretty similar

01:26Identical

01:27And then we got sued

01:29Hold on, wait, what?

01:30This ain't justice

01:31So we countersued

01:33Obviously

01:34If you can't beat the best, you gotta be the best

01:36But that's illegal

01:37That's trademark infringement

01:38We're holding him accountable

01:39And it's harassment?

01:41Bro

01:41Hey, hey, all jokes aside

01:42I will consider dropping this if

01:44Logan Paul versus Messi

01:462025

01:47I'll see you in the ring, brother

01:48Messi's bodyguard

01:49Stepped in

01:50And was like

01:51How about you fight someone

01:53Who won't disintegrate

01:54From a

01:56Strong breeze

01:57What are your thoughts on the

01:58Logan Paul calling out Messi for a fight?

02:00Who?

02:01Logan Paul, like the YouTuber

02:03Ah

02:03Look, Leo, he doesn't know whose guy he is

02:06So if he really wanna fight

02:08He can fight against me

02:09Oh

02:10Suddenly

02:11Logan's enthusiasm

02:13Vanished

02:14Faster than a prime bottle

02:16At Coachella

02:17The second this dude saw a

02:19Six

02:19Six foot

02:21Four inch

02:22250 pound

02:24Ex-navy seal

02:25Walking towards him

02:26Like a final boss

02:27Logan conveniently remembered

02:29He had other commitments

02:31Probably

02:32Had to shampoo his hair

02:34Or walk

02:35His emotional support

02:37Pokemon

02:38You know, one of those

02:39Oh, and

02:40Here's the kicker

02:42Logan was offered

02:4315 million dollars

02:46To take the fight

02:4715 million dollars

02:50But

02:50Instead of showing up

02:52He dipped

02:53Like actually ran away

02:55From a paycheck

02:56The size of a small country's GDP

02:58If Logan Paul

03:00Ever goes broke

03:01It's not because of the lawsuits

03:03Or the NFTs

03:05It's because he turned down

03:0615 million dollars

03:08Because he got scared of a guy

03:10Who probably bench presses helicopters

03:12So

03:12Let's rewind a bit

03:14This whole circus started

03:15Because Messi

03:16Dared to release a hydration drink

03:18Called

03:18Mass Plus

03:19And since Mass Plus

03:21Is vaguely similar to Prime

03:23In that they both come in bottles

03:25And contain liquids

03:26Logan Paul

03:27And his sidekick

03:28KSI

03:29Decided that Messi

03:30Had clearly committed

03:32Grand Theft beverage

03:33Irony is dead

03:34Because these are

03:36The same clowns

03:37Who created Lunchly

03:38Which is

03:39Just

03:40Lunchables

03:41With a different font

03:42At this point

03:43If someone releases

03:44A juice box

03:45With a label

03:46Logan's going to claim

03:47Intergalactic

03:49Theft

03:49Or intellectual

03:50Property

03:51Naturally

03:52Instead of talking

03:53It out

03:54Like grown adults

03:55Or functioning

03:56Human beings

03:56Logan did what he does

03:58When it's

03:59When he's not

04:00Relevant enough

04:02He challenged

04:03Someone

04:03To a

04:04Fight

04:05Because

04:06In Logan's mind

04:07Nothing says

04:08Mature business dispute

04:09Like

04:10Inviting a world class

04:11Athlete

04:12To get

04:13In the ring

04:14For internet

04:15Clout

04:16Messi

04:17Being busy

04:18Doing messy

04:18Things

04:19Like winning trophies

04:20And not caring

04:21About youtubers

04:22Probably didn't even

04:23Know this was happening

04:24His legal team

04:26Handled it

04:27His brand

04:28Handled it

04:29And somewhere

04:30In Argentina

04:31Messi was probably

04:32Just sipping mate

04:33And living his best life

04:35Blissfully unaware

04:36That Logan Paul

04:37Was frotting

04:39At the mouth

04:40Over electrolytes

04:41But

04:42Back to the bodyguard

04:44This guy

04:44Didn't just accept

04:46The challenge

04:46He ate it

04:48The man stood there

04:49Looked into the camera

04:50And said

04:51Logan Paul

04:52Who

04:52Like

04:53Logan was a contestant

04:55On a forgotten season

04:57Of Love Island

04:58He even offered

04:59To take

05:00Logan's place

05:01In the ring

05:02Which is

05:03Basically like

05:04Goliath

05:05Offering to fight

05:05David

05:06While holding

05:07A folding chair

05:08And a crutch

05:09But what did

05:10Logan do in response

05:11Oh

05:12He got real brave

05:13On Instagram

05:14He said stuff like

05:16Pull up to

05:17Puerto Rico bro

05:18Which is

05:19Internet bro code

05:20For please don't

05:21Actually come here

05:22I'm terrified

05:23And then

05:24Came

05:25The biggest

05:25Cop out

05:26Of all of them

05:27Logan said

05:28He wasn't

05:29Ducking a fight

05:30No

05:30He

05:31Was too busy

05:33Being a

05:33WWE

05:34Superstar

05:35Because suddenly

05:36Now

05:37He's devoted

05:38To wrestling

05:39He looked

05:40A

05:4215 million

05:43Dollar

05:43Paycheck

05:44Straight

05:45In the face

05:46And said

05:46Nah thanks

05:47I'm good

05:48I need to work

05:49On my

05:49Flying elbow

05:50Drops

05:51So guys

05:51Let's

05:52Be real

05:53Logan's not

05:53Avoiding the fight

05:54Because of some

05:55Moral

05:55Professional

05:56Or athletic

05:57Reason

05:58He's avoiding it

05:59Because the guy

06:00He's being asked

06:00To fight

06:01Is the human

06:02Equivalent

06:02Of a

06:03Demolition

06:04Derby

06:04This

06:05Bodyguard

06:06Trains

06:07Like he's

06:07Preparing

06:08For a

06:08Boss

06:08Fight

06:09In

06:09Elden Ring

06:10You don't

06:10Challenge

06:11That guy

06:12Unless your

06:12Life insurance

06:13Policy

06:14Includes

06:15A

06:15Resurrection

06:16Clause

06:16This

06:17Isn't

06:17A

06:18Man

06:18It's

06:18A

06:18Brick

06:19World

06:19That

06:20Breathes

06:20Also

06:21Logan's

06:22Whole

06:22Excuse

06:23That

06:23The

06:24Bodyguard

06:25Is

06:25Irrelevant

06:25Is

06:26Just

06:26Rich

06:27Like

06:27Bro

06:27You

06:28Started

06:28This

06:29You

06:29Threw

06:29The

06:30First

06:30Punch

06:30Verbally

06:31At

06:32Messi

06:32A

06:32Man

06:33Who's

06:33More

06:33Famous

06:34Globally

06:34Than

06:34Oxygen

06:35And

06:36Then

06:36Cried

06:37Out

06:37When

06:38Someone

06:38Stepped

06:39Up

06:39Who

06:39Could

06:40Actually

06:40Fight

06:40And

06:41Now

06:41You're

06:42Out

06:42Here

06:42Saying

06:43He

06:43Doesn't

06:44Deserve

06:44A

06:44Fly

06:45Out

06:45Okay

06:46Logan

06:46He

06:47Doesn't

06:47Need

06:48You

06:48To

06:48Fly

06:49Him

06:49Anywhere

06:50The

06:50Man

06:50Looks

06:51Like

06:51He

06:51Jogs

06:51Across

06:52Oceans

06:52For

06:53Cardio

06:53You

06:54Think

06:54He

06:54Needs

06:54A

06:54Plane

06:55He's

06:55Probably

06:56Using

06:56Cargo

06:57Ships

06:57For

06:58Planks

06:58Even

06:59Better

06:59The

07:00Bodyguard

07:00Responded

07:01With

07:02A

07:02Training

07:02Montage

07:03Yeah

07:04He

07:04Dropped

07:05A

07:05Straight

07:06Up

07:06Rocky

07:07Highlight

07:08Reel

07:08To

07:08Show

07:09That

07:09This

07:09Isn't

07:10A

07:10Game

07:11The

07:23MMA

07:23Guy

07:23Who

07:23Thinks

07:23He

07:23Can

07:23Box

07:24Who

07:24Thinks

07:24He's

07:24Entitled

07:25To

07:25Victory

07:25Or

07:26Attention

07:26Because

07:26He's

07:26Messy's

07:27Bodyguard

07:27Said

07:28I

07:28Need

07:28Attention

07:29You

07:29Need

07:30Attention

07:30You

07:30Start

07:30With

07:31This

07:31You

07:31Start

07:32To

07:32Talk

07:32About

07:33Soccer

07:33Players

07:34Who

07:34Make

07:34A

07:34Fight

07:34With

07:34Soccer

07:35Players

07:35So

07:35Now

07:36You

07:36Can

07:36Stop

07:36Talking

07:37Because

07:37I

07:38Know

07:38You

07:38Are

07:38YouTube

07:39Product

07:39I

07:40Come

07:40From

07:40The

07:40Street

07:41I

07:41Street

07:41Product

07:42And

07:43People

07:43On

07:43The

07:43Street

07:43They

07:44Don't

07:44Talk

07:44A lot

07:44So

07:45Now

07:45Stop

07:46Talking

07:46I

07:47See

07:47You

07:47On

07:47The

07:47Railman

07:48Lolo

07:49Lolo

07:50Listen

07:51Stop

07:52With

07:52Your

07:52WWE

07:53Superstar

07:54Story

07:54Everybody

07:55Knows

07:55You

07:55Got

07:56Scared

07:56In

07:56Spanish

07:57Te

07:57Cagaste

07:58In

07:59French

07:59Tu

08:00A

08:00Caca

08:00Two

08:01Month

08:01Ago

08:01When

08:02You

08:02Wanted

08:02To

08:02Fight

08:03Against

08:03The

08:04Football

08:04Player

08:04You

08:05Didn't

08:05Talk

08:05About

08:05WWE

08:06Now

08:07It's

08:07Getting

08:07Serious

08:08You

08:08Try

08:09To

08:09Find

08:09Excuses

08:10Honestly

08:10Who

08:11Turns

08:11Down

08:1115

08:12Million

08:12And

08:12You

08:13Talk

08:13About

08:13Commitment

08:14So

08:14Now

08:14You

08:15Have

08:15Two

08:15Options

08:15Keep

08:16Dancing

08:16In

08:16The

08:17Ring

08:17With

08:17Your

08:17Fake

08:17Drama

08:18Fake

08:19Drinks

08:19Fake

08:20Lifestyle

08:20Or

08:21Be

08:21A

08:22Man

08:22Save

08:22Your

08:22Dignity

08:23Thank

08:23The

08:23Contract

08:24Let's

08:25Give

08:25People

08:25A

08:25Real

08:26Fight

08:26Meanwhile

08:29Logan's

08:30Biggest

08:30Flex

08:31Is

08:32Yelling

08:32In

08:33Pixelated

08:34TikToks

08:35While

08:35Surrounded

08:36By

08:36Neon

08:36Colored

08:37Bottles

08:38Anyways

08:38I'll

08:39See

08:39You

08:39Guys

08:39In

08:39The

08:39Next

08:39One

08:40Bye

Category

Transcript

Recommended