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  • 6/10/2025
Francis Bigger, a notorious charlatan who tours the country lecturing on the subject of mind over matter, slips off the | dG1feVVBcGxPc3UxV28
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00:00Now this isn't going to hurt.
00:05And so a great hospital swings into action.
00:08Darling, are you alright?
00:10It's doctors, nurses and orderlies working calmly...
00:13Back!
00:14...coolly and efficiently to relieve the suffering of others.
00:19What a carry-on!
00:21As that well-known prescription for laughter,
00:23the carry-on team present a bed panorama of hospital life.
00:30Carry-on doctors.
00:36I'm using a hurry.
00:37Peter Rogers and Gerald Thomas invite you to take the cure
00:40for all depression in this hilarious hospital.
00:43Smile, please.
00:45Smile?
00:46What with?
00:50Frankie Howard.
00:51Oh.
00:52Come now, Mr. Bigger.
00:54We don't want to lie in our nice, comfortable bed
00:57with our nasty old pants on, do we now?
00:59Madam, what you do in your bed is your own affair.
01:02Sidney James.
01:08Where's my watch?
01:09It must have taken it off.
01:10No, no, I distinctly remember having it on
01:12when I started to sew that...
01:14Hello.
01:15Oh, no.
01:16And it was an alarm, too.
01:18Kenneth Williams, the hospital's prize surgeon.
01:21Surgeon.
01:22Is this your first?
01:24First?
01:25First what?
01:26Baby.
01:27Huh?
01:28Charles Hawthry is having a baby.
01:32Jim Dale, the handsome, hopeless hospital Romeo.
01:36Oh!
01:37Oh!
01:38Oh!
01:39Oh!
01:40Oh!
01:41Oh!
01:42Help!
01:43Oh!
01:44Oh!
01:45Oh!
01:47Oh!
01:48Oh!
01:49Oh!
01:50What a lovely-looking pair.
01:51Hmm.
01:52Took the words right out of my mouth.
01:53Barbara Windsor.
02:00Hattie Jakes, and a more matronly matron you couldn't wish to meet.
02:04Joan Sims.
02:05Mr. Bigger's very fond of fresh flowers, especially chrysanthemums.
02:09He's never without a pot by his bed.
02:11Bernard Breslau.
02:13What's your trouble?
02:14Oh, I had me appendix out.
02:16Appendix? What about your leg?
02:19Oh, no. That happened when I fell off the operating table.
02:22Anita Harris.
02:24Morning, Mr. Smith.
02:26Peter Butterworth.
02:35Only not, you wouldn't care. You can't fool me.

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