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00:00Someone stole my watch!
00:02What?
00:03Maybe it fell in between the seats during turbulence?
00:06You took it, didn't you?
00:08What? No, I'm trying to help you find it.
00:10Oh, and that's the perfect cover, isn't it?
00:13I know, dummy. I know how you people operate.
00:16Help! Help! The person sitting next to me is a thief!
00:19Shh! I am not a thief!
00:21Oh, sure. And my watch just magically disappeared while I was sleeping.
00:28Oh! Just knew something like this was going to happen when they bumped me from first class and stuck me in it.
00:36Coach! I'm sure it's around here somewhere. We can help you find it.
00:40Oh, I'm sure? It's in there somewhere. Yeah, like in your bag.
00:43Hey!
00:44Oh, my, my, my. Aren't we awfully sensitive for someone who didn't steal my watch?
00:49I couldn't steal anything.
00:51What happened with that forcing me to sit back here with all these poor people?
00:56Oh, it's, it's an out. Shit.
01:01What seems to be the problem?
01:02Oh.
01:04Well, where do I begin?
01:06First of all, the airline stuck me in a couch where I'm forced to sit with the dregs of society.
01:13And as if that weren't bad enough, this woman stole my watch.
01:19I did not steal your watch.
01:21No one believes you. That watch is worth more than, than whatever hovel you grew up in. I want it back.
01:29Excuse me?
01:30Okay, okay. Let's just keep our voices down. I'm sure we can find your watch.
01:35Don't you think I've already looked? It isn't anywhere. Because she stole it.
01:41Ma'am, you can't just accuse someone of stealing without proof.
01:44Proof? Well, just use your eyes.
01:47Isn't that proof enough? This is unbelievable.
01:50You got that right. In no universe would someone like me be forced to sit with gutter trash like you.
01:58The airline will be hearing from me about this. I can promise you that.
02:03There is no need to insult anyone. We all want to help.
02:07Um, has anyone seen this woman's watch? It may have gotten knocked around during the turbulence.
02:13They're not gonna help me.
02:15Why wouldn't they?
02:16Because poor people always stood together when a gang up against wealthy people like me.
02:23Oh, don't give me that look. You all know I'm right.
02:28Ma'am, just calm down. There is no need to escalate things.
02:32Escalate things? She stole my watch!
02:35I didn't steal anything.
02:37Oh, well, we'll see about that.
02:39Hey, you cannot touch my stuff.
02:41Ah, see? Only a person who has something to hide would refuse to let us go through her bag.
02:49I am so sorry. Do you mind? It might just get her to ease up a little bit and save us all a headache.
02:55Okay, fine. But please be careful.
03:02Hey, be careful with that. I have my father's birthday present in there. It's fragile.
03:07Hey!
03:08Well, I know it's in here.
03:09I know it is.
03:15Okay, you see? She doesn't have your watch. Are you satisfied?
03:18Just because it's not in her bag doesn't mean she didn't steal it. It's probably in her person somewhere.
03:24Search her!
03:26Ugh! I'll do it.
03:28Get your hands off of me!
03:29Oh, see? Why won't she let me search her unless she's trying to hide something?
03:35This has seriously gone too far.
03:37Fine. If I can't search her, we'll have the police do it.
03:43The police!
03:45Tell the pilot that there is a thief on this plane.
03:48And to have the police waiting for us when we land.
03:51And if you don't do it right now, I will sue this entire airlines and you personally for emotional distress.
04:03And I have great lawyers.
04:05I do not have time for this. My father's birthday dinner is an hour after we land and I cannot be late.
04:12I cannot be late. You are not the only one with things to do.
04:16In fact, I have a huge business meeting that I need to prepare for.
04:21But unless you fess up right now, this is happening.
04:25I am not confessing to anything because I did not steal your watch.
04:30You are in big trouble, Missy.
04:32Well, what are you waiting for?
04:36Go!
04:40Her pockets are clean. No sign of a stolen watch.
04:44Did you search everywhere? You know, she could have hidden them.
04:48We know how to do our jobs, ma'am.
04:53I just got word from the cleaning crew on the plane. They did not find a watch on board.
04:58So, what are you saying? That my watch just vanished without a trace?
05:04I am so going to sue every last one of you. Just wait till I call my lawyer.
05:11Can I go now?
05:12Do you mind going through your bag one more time? Maybe you missed it.
05:15I didn't miss anything. This is ridiculous! I'm not the one you should be harassing! She's the thief!
05:22You know it looks really suspicious if you don't want to let us go through your bag, and you have nothing to hide, right?
05:28Fine. If this will make things go faster, I'll check again. But I'm telling you, I've already checked.
05:34Oh! Look at that! I'm just glad this is all over with.
05:46All over with? Excuse me, don't you owe me an apology?
05:50Please, get over yourself.
05:52Kathy! So good to see you again.
05:58Oh, it's my pleasure, Lewis. I'm excited to sign those papers and put this deal to bed.
06:06I bet you are!
06:08It's not every day that you sell your company for these many zeros.
06:14And with a few strokes of the pen, you are going to be a very rich woman.
06:25Yeah?
06:26Hey, Dad. I know I should have called. I just wanted to take you to lunch since I was late yesterday.
06:31Why is she here? What are you doing here? Did you follow me?
06:36Wait! You two know one another?
06:38This woman was on my flight yesterday causing all sorts of problems. It was a nightmare.
06:45A nightmare? You had me detained and searched at the airport and made me late for my own father's birthday.
06:51Whoa! Hold it! Hold it! She's the one who broke the frame that you made for me?
06:58For you? Oh, she's such a liar. She told everyone on the plane that she made that frame for her father.
07:03I am her father. My wife and I adopted a mommy when she was just three months old.
07:10Yeah. And I wanted to do something nice for my father's birthday. So I flew halfway across the country to his childhood home before the new owners destroyed it and got this wood to make this frame for him.
07:23Oh, my goodness. She got a picture of my parents. I thought it was lost forever in that fire we had a few years ago.
07:31This, this, without a doubt, is the most thoughtful gift I have ever gotten. Thank you.
07:40And you almost ruined it by accusing me of being a thief and breaking the frame.
07:46I can explain. Um, it was, um, it, it was my medication. Yes, I took something to get me through the flight and it just made me say all kinds of things I didn't mean.
07:59Like calling me a thief because I was sitting in coach and I'm black. Exactly. Didn't mean any of it. You have to believe me.
08:08You have to believe me. No, no. I think I believe my daughter. And the deal is off.
08:16No, no, no, no, no. You, you, you can't do that. I, I, I'm counting on the, it, it'll ruin me.
08:21Uh-oh. You can't do this to me, Lewis. We had a deal. Oh, my goodness. Lewis, it was a complete misunderstanding.
08:28Oh, I, I, I, I love your back in mine, right? Right.
08:33Well, Dad, now you have to let me take you out to lunch just to celebrate dodging that bullet.
08:41End this.
08:44Gonna go right here.
08:58Go.
08:59Go.
09:00Go.
09:01Go.
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09:03Go.