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00:00This line is so long.
00:02Yeah, but I'm sure it'll go fast.
00:05And this old geezer is taking forever.
00:07We're gonna be late for lunch.
00:11You know what?
00:14Let's go.
00:15No, you can't just...
00:17Ted!
00:22Hey, you can't just walk out without paying for something.
00:26Gum?
00:27No, I don't want any of your stolen gum.
00:30Then I'll get your bad karma.
00:32Okay.
00:33Alright, tell me you don't really believe in that, do you?
00:35I actually do.
00:36Your actions always have a way of coming back to you.
00:40Well, I stole this gum, right?
00:42Where are you, karma?
00:44Come and get me for this stolen pack of gum.
00:47I deserve it!
00:49Oh, no?
00:50You don't exist?
00:53If I was gonna get caught, it would have already happened.
00:57Okay, that's not how it works.
00:59It's not always immediate and sometimes it comes back to you in unexpected ways.
01:06Ted, you're not supposed to be parked there.
01:09It says reserved, probably for the owner.
01:12Look, there's plenty of open spots in the line.
01:15Look, I don't know who this Joe Cali guy is,
01:19but he's crazy if he thinks I'm paying five dollars to park in his lot.
01:24Besides, he's probably some old geezer who can't do anything.
01:28Okay, if you say so.
01:31It's a cool jacket. I've never seen you wear that before.
01:34Oh, thanks. I just got it.
01:37Oh, let's go. We're gonna be late to lunch.
01:39That was delicious.
01:43Yeah, good call on the plays.
01:46Thanks.
01:48Here you are, sir.
01:50A glass of 2002 Robert Mondavi Cabernet Sauvignon Reserve.
01:56And your check.
01:58Thanks.
02:00How are you paying for all of this?
02:03You got a new promotion?
02:04No, why do you ask?
02:06What?
02:07New jacket, nice restaurant, and expensive wine.
02:13Can you give us a few moments?
02:15Oh, sure. No problem.
02:16Take your time.
02:22Why is he just standing there?
02:24Have you ever ordered expensive wine before?
02:27No.
02:28He's waiting for you to try it.
02:30Oh, okay.
02:34Okay.
02:36Mmm.
02:37That's great.
02:39Excellent.
02:40Enjoy.
02:43That was so awkward.
02:51$175.
02:52What?
02:53Oh, kid.
02:54The jacket.
02:56Oh, yeah.
02:57My jacket?
02:58Okay, use this, use this.
02:59Oh, yeah, thank you.
03:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:03It's just making it worse.
03:04Oh, man, and red wine is impossible again.
03:07What?
03:11I should have not stolen that gum.
03:12Oh, as if that has anything to do with this.
03:16You know what?
03:17Give me the bill.
03:18I want to go.
03:23$100 for a glass of wine?
03:25That is ridiculous.
03:26Didn't check the price before you ordered it?
03:28No, but I didn't think it was going to cost $100.
03:31You know what?
03:32Forget this.
03:36Here.
03:37I'll split it with you, okay?
03:40No way, no chance of my paying that much.
03:43Oh, wow.
03:46Ow.
03:48Okay, besides that wine wasn't even that good.
03:50Like, you just drank the whole thing, so.
03:52Yeah, it's called not being wasteful, Randall.
03:55Listen.
03:57Here's a plan.
03:58Give me your hand.
04:00I'm going to walk out of here.
04:01Wait a few moments.
04:03And then fall.
04:04Oh, I'm not going to the diner, that's Ted.
04:06What are you, Ted?
04:07Oh, wait, where are you, Ted?
04:08What are you, Ted?
04:09Ted, just...
04:10Ah, yeah.
04:11You're seriously unbelievable, you know that?
04:24Okay, what's unbelievable is how much they tried to charge for a glass of wine.
04:27I could have bought a new jacket with that money.
04:29Okay, Ted, where's your car?
04:30What are you...
04:32Where did it go?
04:36Yo, hey, man.
04:37You can't tow my car.
04:39Oh, yeah?
04:40Well, it'll be $2.50 to get it down.
04:42Okay, you're insane.
04:43I'm not going to pay you anything.
04:45All right, well, here's where you can pick up your car later.
04:49It'll be $3.50 by the time it gets processed.
04:51Yeah, no.
04:52You're not going to tow my car.
04:53Get it down right now.
04:55Hey, man.
04:56You shouldn't have parked in Joe Cowley's spot.
04:58He had to park his rolls in the lot.
05:00So that's the guy that got my car towed?
05:02Do not leave.
05:03I'm going to go talk to him, okay?
05:04Stay!
05:06Hey, Gramps.
05:09Yeah, you.
05:10Why'd you get my car towed?
05:12Excuse me?
05:13Don't act like you don't know.
05:14You could have written me a note or got me a ticket.
05:16You didn't have to get me towed.
05:18I don't know what you're talking about.
05:20Yeah, right.
05:21I need you to tell him to put my car down right now.
05:25Hey, I'm serious.
05:28Don't think I won't hurt an old man.
05:31Why do you think he would believe me?
05:33Because you're Joe Cowley.
05:36No, I'm not.
05:37Okay, then who is?
05:43Did you just threaten my dad?
05:45Uh, no, no.
05:48I would never do anything like that at all.
05:50You didn't just say you weren't afraid to hurt an old man?
05:53Um, if I did, I was definitely kidding.
05:56That's what I thought.
05:57Now, if I ever catch you corked in my spot.
06:00Uh, Joe.
06:01Mr. Cowley, sir.
06:02It won't happen.
06:03Yep.
06:04But again, don't worry about that.
06:05And, sir, have a great day.
06:06Sorry about the misunderstanding, Mr. Cowley.
06:08Oh, okay.
06:09Just me.
06:10Keep walking.
06:11Okay.
06:15Can you take 200?
06:16250 is all that I got.
06:18Nah, man.
06:19You can just pay the 350 down at the lot.
06:21Hey, no.
06:23Take it all.
06:24Just get my car down.
06:26Now.
06:27Yeah.
06:29250 dollars.
06:31Are you kidding me?
06:32What a crook.
06:33What are you smiling about?
06:34Well, I told you, you should have not parked.
06:36You're seeing me at a lecture, Randall.
06:37Ah.
06:38I mean, can today get any worse?
06:43Gum?
06:44Who spits their gum out on the ground?
06:46No.
06:48These are new.
06:49Stop laughing, Randall.
06:50Stop buying.
06:51Okay, okay.
06:52Well, I really hope all of this taught you a lesson.
06:56I don't know about that because I still got a free lunch and...
07:01There he is.
07:02That's the guy who stole the gum and skipped out on his tab.
07:05You!
07:06Out of the car.
07:07Now.
07:09Okay.
07:10You have the right to remain silent.
07:11Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
07:14Ow.
07:15Ow.
07:16You've got to be kidding.
07:18That's just unbelievable.
07:20I won't even say it.
07:33Hey, Darman fam.
07:34I hope you loved that video.
07:36Please remember, we're not just telling stories.
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07:44Thanks for watching and I'll see you in the next video.
07:47We've got a surprise for you.
07:48We've got shirts to match you.
07:49What do you think?
07:50I love them.
07:51To be honest, before your speech, I was going to stop wearing these pride shirts.
07:52But it reminded me that I should never be scared to be myself.