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00:00Tonight, join Kitty Flanagan, Pete Hallya, Ron Lewis, Ed Cavalli and Sam Pang as we look

00:11back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?

00:16And now, the Quizmaster General, Tom Grysler.

00:21Good evening Australia, thanks for joining us as we look back at the week in quiz show

00:25form.

00:26It's been a busy seven days, but I think we've got just the team in to help piece it together.

00:31She recently took home an Actor Award for Best Acting in a Comedy, add that to the three

00:36Logies, it's Kitty Flanagan.

00:40Soon to be seen at the Sydney Writers Festival, it sounds a little highbrow for Pete Hallya.

00:46Still touring the country with her hit show, Who's Talking?

00:49I'll tell you who, it's Bron Lewis.

00:51A man surviving tonight on nothing but his own protein powder, Ed Cavalli is in the

00:58building.

00:58And then look at that.

01:00And finally, he's hosted Eurovision, the Logies and his own Tonight Show, They Don't Come Any

01:05Bigger Than Sam Pang.

01:08Welcome back, Bron, first time this year.

01:12Oh, thank you.

01:13And you've been touring with your show, Who's Talking?

01:15I have, all around Australia.

01:17And it's about your time as a high school teacher?

01:20Yes, I was a high school teacher and actually at the start of the tour, I went to the suburb

01:24where I first started teaching and I said to this audience, I said, oh, last time I was

01:28here, I was teaching and I taught this kid who brought bullets to my class.

01:32He was awful and his name was and I said his first and last name and then a woman stood

01:37up and she went, that's my son.

01:39OK.

01:40And I said, ah, is he enjoying prison?

01:45Yeah.

01:46Why did you leave teaching, Bron?

01:48Because kids brought bullets to the class and said, keep up, what are you doing?

01:51That's great for an affair with a student, Franz.

01:53And did the tour go smoothly from then on?

01:57Ah, almost, almost.

01:59I mean, there was a mishap at one point in Canberra.

02:02Well, wardrobe mis-malfunction there.

02:06Yeah, that's all right, that's OK.

02:09That was my application for a Zempic.

02:11Right.

02:12Hey, Pete, great to see you again and I see from your socials, you have a new book house.

02:17No way.

02:17Yay!

02:18There we have it.

02:21Detective Galileo, what's it about?

02:23It's a book about a trail horse, Galileo, who dreams of becoming a detective and joining

02:29the police force.

02:30Police force.

02:30And he joins the police force and he realises they don't actually solve crimes, they just

02:34ferry the police officers on their back.

02:36Yes.

02:36So he sets up his own detective agency.

02:38It's based on a true story.

02:41It's the only detective agency run by a horse.

02:44We fact-checked it and it's a junior fiction.

02:48But you didn't fact-check the name because the real Galileo invented the telescope.

02:52Not the magnifying glass.

02:56Shut up, Ed.

02:59Also, is Galileo the name of the horse you rode here tonight on?

03:02Is there anything?

03:06Give a shot of these.

03:07It's triple Devin!

03:07In fact, I'm wearing a Devin G-banger as well.

03:15That's four.

03:16Four, Dan, and that's known as a Texas tuxedo.

03:20And you are rocking it.

03:21Hey, Pete, this caught our attention over the weekend.

03:23You were hosting the Australian Housing on Earth.

03:26Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed.

03:27Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed.

03:28Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed.

03:28So I'm saying children's books, corporate gigs, you are...

03:32What are you doing?

03:33They did ask for you, Ed, but they could only afford me.

03:39I did that in 2023.

03:41They said I was the best they'd ever had.

03:42I did a gig recently, this is true, for a car company, Ed,

03:47and I was approached by somebody and said...

03:49They go every year and they say,

03:50I always get a photo with the emcee,

03:52except one, they wouldn't have a photo.

03:54And I said, who was it?

03:56And you couldn't imagine how much joy I felt

03:58when they said it was Ed Cavendish.

04:02No photos, Ed?

04:03Nah.

04:04Gee, and cash only.

04:05You've got a lot of smiles on your gig.

04:07Hey, folks, Kitty Flanagan is back in the house.

04:12Now, we last saw each other on the Gold Coast

04:15at the Actor Awards.

04:16Yes, we did.

04:16Well, you were doing a crossword in the audience.

04:20That's not the point of this anecdote.

04:21You were presenting with Anne Edmonds.

04:24Yes, I was.

04:24Oh, there's me and Ed, eh?

04:25Yep.

04:26And you were the first award up on the night?

04:29We were, and Russell Crowe introduced us,

04:31which was very exciting.

04:33It was nice to meet Rusty side stage,

04:35and when I say meet, I mean he walked past us.

04:38That's a myth.

04:39He looked at me, obviously looked a bit familiar,

04:41and he went, ah, g'day.

04:43Love.

04:43And, ah, I think we're dating now.

04:49Congratulations.

04:50All right, I think we should get into some questions.

04:53How about hands-on buzzers?

04:55At his inauguration yesterday,

04:57Pope Leo XIV was presented with two items,

05:00a gold ring and a...

05:02..brawn.

05:03A certificate of authenticity.

05:05For the ring?

05:06No, it's a real ring.

05:07A gold ring, Anna.

05:08For Ed.

05:09It's like a lamb sort of hammock.

05:12What?

05:13Yeah, no, actually, it's close.

05:15It's a strip of lambs known as the paleo.

05:18Oh, you mean like a ball hammock.

05:19Thanks for you.

05:20Thank you very much, yes.

05:21Oh, I've got one of those, but in denim.

05:22LAUGHTER

05:23That is the papal G-string you're looking at.

05:27Ed, points are yours.

05:29Here's something you don't see every day.

05:31What is going on there?

05:37Kitty.

05:38So exciting.

05:39Albo got my gift.

05:40Hey!

05:42Congrats, Albo, congrats.

05:44Kitty, do you have one of those?

05:45Do you have the cat pram?

05:46Do I have one of those?

05:47Sorry, yeah.

05:49It's Albo and it's a cat.

05:51Give me a bit more, Sam.

05:52He's over visiting Indonesia

05:54and that cat belongs to the Indonesian Prime Minister.

05:59Ah.

05:59The president, but I'll give you the points anyway.

06:01Oh, they all look the same to you, don't they?

06:03LAUGHTER

06:04All right.

06:05Interesting words from President Trump.

06:07I think very good.

06:08Yum, attractive, gay, just gay.

06:11Who's he describing?

06:13Ron?

06:13P. Diddy?

06:14Well, probably...

06:15Well, in Donald's world, they...

06:17Sam?

06:18Now, this is the first sign that he's losing it, Tommy.

06:20He's describing Melania.

06:22Is...

06:22LAUGHTER

06:23This guy doesn't know what's going on anymore.

06:26It's someone who's...

06:27He's lifted sanctions on this particular regime.

06:29What's the name, Sam?

06:31It's the...

06:31The, uh...

06:32President or Prime Minister of Syria.

06:35Yes.

06:35Syria.

06:36I think our president.

06:37President, indeed, Syrian president.

06:38And by the way, Trump's spot on.

06:41About...

06:41Tough guy, young guy, good looking.

06:43Handsome, young, attractive, yeah.

06:45Hard to argue with.

06:45Lovely.

06:45Of course, both Donald Trump and our Prime Minister have been on overseas trips this week with

06:50similar welcomes.

06:51Donald Trump given a lavish welcome.

06:54An extravagant reception in Jakarta.

06:56Indonesians rolling out the red carpet there.

06:59Donald Trump has been criticised this week for accepting what gift?

07:03Pete.

07:05I'm hoping it's a beef wellington from country Victoria.

07:09Not...not food, Kitty.

07:11I think it was one of those, um, vagina-scented candles and he made a real grab for it.

07:17Oh, one of Gwyneth Faltrow's candles.

07:20No, it wasn't a candle.

07:21Uh, Braun.

07:21No, it was a jet.

07:22Wasn't it a jet?

07:23A luxury plane from Qatar.

07:25Oh.

07:25Yeah.

07:26He wanted Greenland, but he got the plane and that's close enough.

07:28Tommy.

07:29Q-A-T-A-R.

07:31How did you pronounce it?

07:32Qatar.

07:33How do you go?

07:34Well, I thought it was Qatar.

07:36Audience?

07:37But hang on, Tom also plays the gutter.

07:46That's why he gets away with it.

07:48All right, this controversial statue in Slovenia has gone missing.

07:52Who was it a statue of?

07:54Kitty.

07:56It's a statue of, um, Melania, I think.

07:59And I think she's the one that made it go missing.

08:03You're absolutely right, Kitty.

08:05Because she's from that...

08:06Oh, it's just been art of the world.

08:08It was by a four-year-old.

08:10That's a tribute.

08:11It's made out of macaroni.

08:13Points are yours, Kitty.

08:14King Charles was unable to attend the Pope's inauguration.

08:18Who was sent to represent him?

08:20It's a staunch monarchist, Tom, you know that.

08:23They sent Queen Latifah.

08:28Featner.

08:30France.

08:31It was Prince Philip.

08:31Philip, it was really grim.

08:33It was.

08:34So they were just sending the urn.

08:35Who was sent to represent him?

08:36That's the best one.

08:37Prince Edward, uh, Tom?

08:39He went?

08:39Correct.

08:40Oh, the royal family members have been ranked.

08:43Who's the most popular?

08:45Ron.

08:46Is it Queen Latifah?

08:47It's...

08:47No, you're telling me she might come in third.

08:50Kitty.

08:50Is it a palace insider?

08:52Because they're always talking to someone.

08:53They are.

08:53They're very popular.

08:54Palace insider's or gal pals.

08:56Uh, Pete.

08:59King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

09:02That's not for the kids.

09:03That's not for the kids.

09:04He's on the balcony, Sam.

09:06Ranked in terms of what popularity.

09:07Yeah.

09:08William seems to be the one who's...

09:10Jeez, Prince Harry's aged in the back in the green.

09:12He's, uh...

09:14That is his name.

09:15Sam, you've got to...

09:16We've got to take a break.

09:17Back with more.

09:18Have you been having a...

09:18APPLAUSE

09:19The Prime Minister has kicked off a whirlwind...

09:35Whirlwind...

09:35Whirlwind tour...

09:36He brought with him...

09:37The baby dog...

09:38Meanwhile...

09:38The hopes of our entire nation...

09:40Rest on women in leadership...

09:41Progressive patriotism...

09:42But also...

09:43Absolute idiots...

09:44A lot of people are stupid...

09:45There's a lot of people saying...

09:46Glass, glass, glass clip...

09:47I don't step back from that...

09:49We can walk and chew gum at the same time.

09:51Expect the unexpected.

09:54APPLAUSE

09:54We're back to Washington.

09:57Have you been coming?

09:58Tensile on skin and penplay.

10:00Hands on buzzers.

10:02We'll start with some travel news.

10:04Holidays are about to get a lot easier and cheaper...

10:06For South Australian travellers.

10:08Ooh, easier and cheaper.

10:09What's happening?

10:10Ed, Qatar's given them so many planes...

10:13It actually doesn't involve Qatar, Sam.

10:16No, it's Qatar.

10:17Well, I'm...

10:18Going with the group, Qatar.

10:21Anyone know what's happening there, Pete?

10:23They can, uh...

10:24Deposit their bottles to get their ten cents at the airport now.

10:28That wouldn't do it.

10:29Sadly, not the answer...

10:29Brom, what's happening?

10:30No, they've announced that they're doing international flights

10:33outside of Adelaide,

10:34but please note there is no demand for flights into Adelaide.

10:37Well, I can't speak for that, Brom,

10:38but, yes, they've reintroduced international flights.

10:41Well, it's been a busy week for Anthony Albanese.

10:42The Prime Minister has coined a new slogan

10:45to define his next term in office.

10:47What's the slogan?

10:49Brom?

10:50Guess who's back.

10:51That's nice, Will.

10:52It's strong, it's powerful, it knows.

10:54Kitty?

10:55Uh, is it lower prices are just the beginning?

10:59That's...

10:59That's where we...

11:00Brom, help me out.

11:00Is it, um, progressive patriotism?

11:03Well, good skills.

11:04I don't know what it means.

11:05Either way, Brom, point to yours.

11:06Oh, another week, another internet scam.

11:09A British woman has lost her life savings

11:11after believing she was in a romantic relationship

11:14with television star.

11:15Who was the star, Pete?

11:17Why do you string these women along, Tom?

11:19Why do you...

11:19Not me.

11:22Who was the star?

11:24Sam.

11:26Well, it's Dr Chris Brown.

11:29And...

11:29Who is?

11:31Either way, it's the last photo of that dog alive.

11:35Are we sure...

11:37Are we sure that it was a scam?

11:39Yeah, because he started talking about his hit renovation show

11:41and they knew it was obviously a lot of...

11:43They knew it was lying.

11:45That was just...

11:46Yes!

11:47Going anywhere.

11:48Yeah, it was Chris Brown.

11:49Sam, points are yours.

11:50All right, it's time to roll out the red carpet

11:51for a bit of this.

11:58And tonight's showbiz segment is proudly brought to you

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12:02Take it to the next level.

12:05Yeah.

12:07That's another...

12:07Where'd you go?

12:11Where'd you go?

12:11Yeah, that's where you're going.

12:13You're going to go.

12:14You're going to go.

12:15You're going to find one.

12:16All right.

12:17The Cannes Film Festival banned what from this year's red carpet?

12:22Kitty?

12:23I think...

12:23Was it Labradors?

12:24Because the hair just gets everywhere.

12:25It's...

12:25They're not...

12:26It wasn't dogs, but it was something on the red carpet.

12:29Sam.

12:29Denim?

12:30OK.

12:30Thanks to Judi Dench.

12:35Nudity.

12:35Nudity indeed.

12:37To a dramatic moment in London.

12:39We're watching Tom Cruise stand on the roof of the BFI IMAX right now.

12:43Hello.

12:44What is he doing?

12:46What is he doing?

12:48What's Tom doing?

12:49Kitty?

12:49Is he trying to get phone reception?

12:51Is that...

12:51Is it London?

12:52That's OK.

12:53Hey, what's Tom doing?

12:54He is there for the launch of the new Mission Impossible, the final franchise.

12:58Dead Reckoning, I believe it's called.

12:59Tom.

12:59Would you say the final Reckoning?

13:00I would say the final Reckoning.

13:01I would say the final Reckoning.

13:03Tom was, of course, at the London premiere where 9's Richard Wilkins got the big interview.

13:08Tom, Richard.

13:09How are you, man?

13:10Hey, buddy.

13:10Good to see you.

13:11Michael's ready for this.

13:12OK, I'm going to come right back.

13:15Oh, I believe we have some special video quiz masters standing by.

13:19Hi, Tom.

13:20Hi, everyone.

13:20It's Tony Armstrong here.

13:21And Courtney Act.

13:23We are in Switzerland right now, but what for?

13:27What are Courtney and Tony doing together in Switzerland, Pete?

13:30I love it when good people find each other.

13:33It's not a romance.

13:34It's a professional engagement, Sam.

13:37They're in Switzerland because they got on a Jetstar flight to Bali.

13:44Kitty?

13:45I'm not sure, but are they there for two very different events?

13:48Because the dress code seems different.

13:50White fiend, uh, uh, Pete.

13:53They are there for Eurovision.

13:54Let's see if you're right.

13:55We're here to host Eurovision on SBS and we are pumped.

13:59Yes, Bron?

14:00Are you upset he stole your look, Pete?

14:02It's not true.

14:03I'll be having words.

14:06Well, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by in Switzerland.

14:10Hi, Tom.

14:10Hi, everyone.

14:11My name is Gojo and I'm representing Australia at Eurovision.

14:15And my song is about what type of man?

14:20Hmm, what type of man, Bron?

14:22Pete, are you upset he stole your look?

14:24Come on.

14:25There will be words.

14:27Kitty, what is, uh, what is Gojo's song about?

14:30Um, you've got to work it hard to be a solo man!

14:33It's like a milkshake, I think it was.

14:43You think his song is about milkshake man or something?

14:45Milkshake man?

14:46Let's, uh, see if you're right.

14:48That's right.

14:48It's the milkshake man.

14:54A Netflix documentary about fitness influencer Brian Johnson launched this week.

14:59What does he famously eat?

15:01Kitty.

15:02Children.

15:04More specifically, Pete.

15:06Kinder surprises.

15:07Well, no.

15:08He looks like a tough guy, but what do you see with the little mini yo-yo?

15:10It's very cute.

15:12Anyone know what he famously eats?

15:13Uh, yeah.

15:1440 up protein powder.

15:15He was...

15:16Protein powder.

15:18Uh, Pete.

15:19Is this the raw, the raw meat or raw liver?

15:22Liver?

15:22Raw liver and, and other raw meat.

15:25Huge moment on MasterChef.

15:27Bonjour, everyone.

15:28Bonjour.

15:29Give it up for the one, the only.

15:33Who was it, Kitty?

15:35Is it Jesus?

15:40Finally.

15:42Pete.

15:43Judging by the fire, is it Chef Blair?

15:48Give it to him.

15:49That's good enough.

15:50It is, of course, none other than...

15:52It was like a Frenchie, it was like some French, there was a Frenchie that they were all fired up about.

15:57Unless someone

15:58Someone can go with the name, Sam.

16:00Yeah, it's the famous, uh, French chef...

16:03Michelle...

16:05Gaton...

16:06Gaton...

16:09You play.

16:11Okay.

16:11No-one is telling you, this show precedes us on the network, so we're all watching before we came on tonight.

16:18It's, of course, he's one of the judges on MasterChef.

16:19Look, we all love him, we just, his name escapes us.

16:22Sam.

16:22I don't know if you picked up, right?

16:23I don't know if you picked up right, we may not know the answer.

16:26LAUGHTER

16:27When you, and I guarantee this, when you give us the answer, we will not know who it is.

16:33That's what you do, it's, it's Jean Christophe, he's, he's one of the judges.

16:37Oh, yeah.

16:38Oh, yeah.

16:39Jean Christophe.

16:40That guy.

16:41That guy.

16:42He doesn't even know who he is.

16:44He does, and we do.

16:46He's amazing.

16:47He's amazing.

16:48He means Christophe.

16:49Kitty was right with her first answer.

16:50Bang on.

16:51LAUGHTER

16:52We've got to take a break, back with us.

16:55We've got to take a break, back with us.

16:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

16:59We're back to watching Have You Been Paying Attention, and it's time to meet our special guest quiz master.

17:12She's one of the most popular Irish authors ever.

17:15Her books have sold over 40 million copies worldwide, all the way from a little town outside Dublin.

17:21Please welcome Marian Keyes.

17:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

17:26Welcome, Marian.

17:28Come on in.

17:29Welcome back to Australia.

17:30You've been here quite a few times.

17:31I have.

17:32Indeed.

17:33Do you have a favourite part of Australia?

17:34Well, my best friend Kate moved to live near Perth during the pandemic.

17:39So it's Perth now, because I see her when I'm there.

17:42But it's lovely.

17:43Everywhere is lovely.

17:44They're so friendly and nice.

17:45Because you're hugely popular out here.

17:46Do you get recognised in the street?

17:48Yeah, more than I do in Ireland.

17:50OK.

17:51Yeah.

17:52Irish people are very like, oh no, you're all fine, we're all the same here.

17:56Now, your latest book is My Favourite Mistake, and I think you've described it as a love story

18:02for those in their middle age who often don't get their own love story.

18:05Yes.

18:06Yeah.

18:07The youngs get all the love stories.

18:08So it's a woman who's 48 and a man who is a little bit older even.

18:12And they had been kind of connected with each other in early life, and they got married

18:17to other people, and it all went sideways as it does.

18:20And now they are very, very, very, very old, late 40s, early 50s.

18:25And so they, you know, they decide in their last few days they could just make a little

18:32go of it.

18:33Yeah.

18:34And does it get spicy?

18:35Indeed it does get spicy.

18:36Yes.

18:37What page?

18:38What page?

18:39Manny, Manny, Manny pages.

18:40We'll get them that.

18:41Mary, a lot of authors can tend to be reclusive.

18:44How do you find book signings and writer's events?

18:47Oh, I mean, like, I love it.

18:49I don't think authors really are reclusive at all.

18:51Like, I have a very kind of active life, you know, because I have the DHL man coming,

18:58then I have the Post man coming, then I have the Amazon man coming.

19:02Like, I'm up and down the stairs all day.

19:04It is all day.

19:05I have a very healthy and active social life.

19:08We've got a couple of successful authors here, Marion.

19:10Kitty Flanagan has a very successful book which has been translated into many languages

19:15around the world.

19:16It has been translated into many languages, not necessarily bought.

19:19It's a genuine bestseller.

19:23And Pete's got this thing about a horse.

19:26Yes.

19:27Galileo.

19:28Galileo, the horse inspector.

19:30Yes.

19:31It sounds fantastic.

19:32No, come on, you don't have to do that, Marion.

19:34You don't have to.

19:35Ed, shut up.

19:36Let Marion talk.

19:37You can get that on the front cover as a quote if you need it.

19:43It sounds fantastic.

19:45Yes.

19:46Yes.

19:47Yes.

19:48Yes.

19:49Now, in addition to being an author, you also co-host a BBC podcast called Now You're

19:53Asking.

19:54So, listeners ask advice on gym etiquette or what to do if your husband wants a threesome.

19:58What do you do if your husband wants a threesome?

19:59What do you do if your husband wants a threesome?

20:01If it was my husband, I would say no.

20:05And that's the end of it.

20:07You know.

20:08Can I make a suggestion for if your husband wants a threesome?

20:10Say yes.

20:11Bring Steve along.

20:12Yeah.

20:13That'll block it.

20:14Or Pete.

20:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:16That'll stop it dead in its tracks.

20:19All right.

20:20Wow.

20:21Hey, Marion's kindly agreed to ask you five some questions, so why don't we grab the

20:24cards.

20:25Me cards.

20:26And let's jump into it.

20:27OK.

20:28Right, I'm going to give you a heads up on this one.

20:30The answer is not the Minogue sisters.

20:32Oh, OK.

20:33The Queen opened a museum on Thursday in the birthplace of which famous sisters?

20:39Pete.

20:40The Scissor Sisters.

20:41Is...

20:42Close.

20:43Close, but no cigar.

20:44Bront.

20:45The Kardashians?

20:46Again, I would love to give it to you.

20:48Aaron, I didn't hear you before the question got asked, but my answer is the Minogue sisters.

20:55Watch famous sisters.

20:56Kitty.

20:57Is it the Brontes?

20:58Yes.

20:59Good woman.

21:00Ooh.

21:01No, but...

21:02Sam, do you know anything about the Brontes sisters?

21:05The Brontes sisters?

21:06Well, they were 19th century writers, and of course, at the time, as they were female,

21:11they had to write under pseudonyms, Marion.

21:14And Tom has often said to me that he preferred that time in literature.

21:19Ignore him.

21:20All right.

21:21We'll move on.

21:22Next question, please.

21:23Harvard's copy of the Magna Carta made headlines this week.

21:27Why was it in the news?

21:29Sam.

21:30They thought it was a copy, but it was actually the original Marion.

21:34That's perfectly true.

21:36You get full marks for that.

21:37No notes.

21:38Excellent.

21:39Wow.

21:40Look at that.

21:41Still just ten points, but we'll give it to you.

21:46Exciting news for Bridgerton fans.

21:48What's been announced?

21:50Kitty.

21:51I think it's in the new series, 50% more muff every episode.

21:55Really?

21:58And it's still not enough.

22:00It's still not enough.

22:02Anyone know the big news?

22:04Ed, there'll be more of it.

22:05There'll be more of it.

22:06More seasons.

22:07More seasons of this.

22:08People standing around having tea.

22:09You know, I'm going to accept that.

22:10Yeah.

22:11It's been renewed for seasons five and six.

22:12You've watched it married?

22:13We haven't had four yet.

22:14Nicola Coughlin forever.

22:15Yeah, so I did.

22:16Yeah, look, I'm I'm Nicola Coughlin forever.

22:17Yeah.

22:18Whoever or whatever that is.

22:19Thank you so much.

22:20Good, good, good.

22:21Points are yours here.

22:22I have not.

22:23I have not heard that word for a long time.

22:25What?

22:26M-U-F-F.

22:27Yeah, it's a gorgeous word.

22:28How many times have you used that word in one of your novels?

22:31Zero.

22:32Both starting from today.

22:33The challenge.

22:34The challenge.

22:35The challenge.

22:36The challenge.

22:37Next book for sure.

22:38Yeah, absolutely.

22:39And I'll accept the challenge as well.

22:40Next Galileo book.

22:41It's going in.

22:42Yeah.

22:43We need to move on.

22:44We need to move on.

22:45We need to move on.

22:46We need to move on.

22:47We need to move on.

22:48We need to move on.

22:49We need to move on.

22:50Yeah.

22:51We need to move on.

22:52Right.

22:53And now, another heads up for you.

22:54The answer to this question is not me.

22:56Okay.

22:57Which famous 58-year-old star is on the corner of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?

23:06Not me.

23:07Hey.

23:08I had no idea you were 58, Kitty.

23:09I really didn't.

23:10Oh, wow.

23:11Sam, help us out.

23:12Sorry, Marion.

23:13I wasn't listening to what you said before the show.

23:16Is that you?

23:17I didn't want to buzz in too quickly.

23:22That's definitely Selma Hayek.

23:23Buzz it in.

23:24Lock it.

23:25Done.

23:26No more follow-up questions.

23:28Selma Hayek.

23:29Marion, how are you so sure?

23:31Yeah, how are you so sure?

23:32No more follow-up questions, please.

23:33Very well.

23:34Very, very well.

23:35Marion, Marion, Marion, Marion, Marion, Marion, Marion, Marion, Marion, Marion, Marion,

23:36you knew the answers to that question halfway through the question.

23:38I understand.

23:39I guess it.

23:40No, no, no.

23:41You know.

23:42We all understand.

23:43Don, I'm just wondering.

23:44And next year, same cover but 50% more much.

23:51Hey, we've got to take a break.

23:53You can catch Marion at the Sydney Writers' Festival this Wednesday

23:56or pick up a copy of her latest book, My Favourite Mistake.

23:59Would you please thank Marion Geese?

24:01We're back and it's time to put each of our contestants individually to the test.

24:18This weekend we enjoyed stroke endured the 69th Eurovision Song Competition.

24:23So much to unpack from the event.

24:25And how better to do it than with a bit of this.

24:30Euro revision.

24:33The rules are simple.

24:34I'll show you each a moment from the celebrated song competition.

24:37You just answer a simple question.

24:39Ed, let's start with you.

24:45Ed, take a look at Sweden's pop song entry titled

24:48Barra Barra Bastu.

25:06Jesus.

25:09Wow.

25:10So I'm seeing spruce trees, grilled sausages, fires and wood.

25:14It's a tribute to what?

25:16Well, the Pope's cremation.

25:19I'll help you out.

25:20It's a Nordic tradition.

25:21Men and women do it.

25:23Sometimes after they've done it, they roll around in the snow.

25:26It's a tribute to?

25:28Putting Ikea furniture together with your partner and breaking up.

25:32So Kitty and Pete both went, oh, like they know the answer.

25:36I have no idea.

25:37Are you allowed to steal points?

25:39You can phone a friend.

25:40I'd phone a friend, but I don't have any here.

25:43Kitty, what's the answer?

25:45Tennis.

25:46No.

25:47Peter?

25:48It's a sauna.

25:49Sauna.

25:50Is that your answer?

25:51Yeah.

25:52Let's take a look.

25:53Tennis.

25:54Got to call me sauna.

25:58Swear to wait.

25:59Points to Red Cavalese.

26:00Yeah!

26:02Well, Pete.

26:04And you're over-dressed for a sauna.

26:07All right.

26:08Kitty, your Eurovision entry from Poland wowed the audience with this performance.

26:13Tennis.

26:14Tennis.

26:15Tennis.

26:16Tennis.

26:17Tennis.

26:18Tennis.

26:19Tennis.

26:20Tennis.

26:21Tennis.

26:22Tennis.

26:23Tennis.

26:24Tennis.

26:25Tennis.

26:26Tennis.

26:27Tennis.

26:28Tennis.

26:29Tennis.

26:30Tennis.

26:32Tennis.

26:33Tennis.

26:34Tennis.

26:35Tennis.

26:36Tennis.

26:37Tennis.

26:38Tennis.

26:39Tennis.

26:40Tennis.

26:41Tennis.

26:42Tennis.

26:43The first contestant in Eurovision history.

26:47To do what?

26:48On stage.

26:49I mean, we've seen flaming pianos and we've seen pyrotechnics but we've never seen this.

26:53Okay.

26:54Did I just see it then?

26:55You may well have.

26:56Oh.

26:57Like, when she flew in the air?

26:58Ah.

26:59Would that be your answer?

27:00Sure man.

27:01Kitty, she was the first person to fly on stage.

27:05She was just clinging to that bar.

27:06And I think you gave us the answer.

27:08You can have the points.

27:08Kitty, well done.

27:10That's it.

27:11That was easy.

27:13All right, well, Sam, you're up next.

27:15Your singer is Estonia's Tommy Cash

27:18with his catchy tune, Espresso Macchiato.

27:21Espresso Macchiato, Macchiato, Macchiato, por favore.

27:26Espresso Macchiato, por ne oh.

27:30I work all round the clock.

27:32That's why I'm sweating like I'm a fioso.

27:35Life is like spaghetti.

27:37No stress, no stress, no stress.

27:39It's going to be Espresso Macchiato.

27:43Now, Sam, Tommy has come under fire after offending who?

27:48Well, he mentioned espresso.

27:51Macchiato?

27:52Macchiato.

27:52We heard por favore.

27:54Yeah.

27:55We heard spaghetti.

27:56So who do you reckon is offended?

27:57Going with the Japanese type.

28:01Of course, the playful but provocative racial stereotype

28:06with Italians, they're a bit upset.

28:08Yeah, the Italians are claiming cultural appropriation.

28:10Sam gets the points, ladies and gentlemen.

28:13All right.

28:16Ron, check out Erika Wittmann from Finland

28:19and her raunchy rendition of dance track Ika Komen.

28:30Great.

28:30Wrong.

28:33Wow.

28:35Wow.

28:36Oh.

28:40Oh.

28:40Holy hell.

28:41We'll stop it there and ask,

28:44Erika then ends her performance by flying into the air on top of what?

28:51So she flew as well?

28:53No, she's attached to an object in this as opposed to Kitty's lass.

28:58OK.

29:01Lass.

29:03Kitty's lass.

29:04Isn't that racing in the third?

29:09It's late.

29:11She flew up in the air.

29:12Was it just from the pride of her parents?

29:16Was that either?

29:17It was a physical object.

29:18Like a physical object.

29:19She was attached to or stand.

29:20You need to see more, Bron.

29:21Maybe we need to see more.

29:22You will for the answer.

29:25I don't like to use this verb often,

29:27but she's straddling something.

29:29Oh, Thomas.

29:30Straddling.

29:30Was it that pole that she was straddling?

29:34She's straddling a pole.

29:35The microphone.

29:35The microphone stand is what I was about to say.

29:38Microphone.

29:38Bron.

29:39Bit.

29:39Stop there and take a look.

29:41Nothing again.

29:48Actually, fun fact.

29:49This year's Eurovision,

29:51there were two references to male arousal.

29:55No, Tommy.

29:56To male...

29:57What would she say?

29:59Oh, well, I don't want to say what I was going to say, sir.

30:02That was one of them.

30:03There might be a third here in a second.

30:08What do you mean that one clearly was?

30:11What do you mean?

30:12Hey, can we look at the final answer clip from Bron?

30:21Tom, if that's the way it's working for you,

30:25I reckon just one more blue pill at the start of the night.

30:28Come on, mate.

30:30Yes, Sam?

30:31I haven't said this for a while.

30:33You sad little man.

30:37Bron.

30:38Yes?

30:39You get the points,

30:40which means, Pete,

30:41we're four from four.

30:42OK.

30:43And I feel like that I feel very relaxed.

30:45Pete,

30:45take a look at Marko Bozniak from Croatia.

30:49It's you something that I know you like.

30:52Chocolate covered sugar and spice.

30:55Tasty, tasty, yum, yum.

30:57Tasty, candy, colours, oh, so nice.

31:01Take a bet, mate.

31:02Well, stop it there.

31:03I'll give you the key lyrics were...

31:05Chocolate covered sugar and spice.

31:09Tasty, tasty, yum, yum.

31:11Take a bite of my...

31:12Try there, mate.

31:17Take it.

31:18It's obviously looking at the cookbook wars

31:22between Brookie and...

31:23Narnie.

31:25Narnie.

31:26Narnie, no, no.

31:26Narnie, no.

31:27Not in that territory.

31:29He's asking people,

31:30inviting them to take a bite of his...

31:32Oh, I might need the lyrics again, Tom.

31:34From you, I don't need to see that one again.

31:36Chocolate covered sugar and spice.

31:39Tasty, tasty, candy colours.

31:41Oh, so nice.

31:42Take a bite of my...

31:43Yes!

31:46Let's take a look.

31:52My poison cake.

31:54How did you...

31:55I've been set up.

32:01That was a set up.

32:02I'm sorry, Pete.

32:03And all too soon,

32:05that brings us to the end of...

32:06Euro revision.

32:10Back with more

32:11Have You Been Paying Attention

32:12right after this.

32:23We're back watching

32:24Have You Been Paying Attention.

32:25Let's get stuck into a few more questions.

32:28Donald Trump addressed troops in the Middle East.

32:31And also with us today

32:33He's a really a great talent

32:35and somebody who's

32:37one of the most

32:38popular

32:39television hosts.

32:41Oh, who was it?

32:43Pete.

32:44Larry Emder.

32:45It was...

32:45I don't know what he was doing

32:46over in Saudi Arabia.

32:48No, Sam.

32:48I saw this, Tom.

32:49It was Sean Hannity.

32:51And they were over there

32:52in Qatar together.

32:56Actually, is that...

32:58Did you say Hannity

32:58or do you say Hannity?

33:00How do you say it?

33:02I go with...

33:02He loves Hannity.

33:04He loves it because he says

33:05nice things about him.

33:06To some animal news now.

33:08Chimpanzees in Uganda

33:09have been observed using...

33:11Observed using what?

33:12Kitty.

33:13Dating apps?

33:15They're very social creatures

33:16but not quite that sophisticated, Sam.

33:18Chimp.

33:18Cheap E.T.

33:21Oh, my God.

33:22Yes.

33:24Hey, I'm standing by it.

33:27I...

33:28Um, actually,

33:29like plants

33:29for medicinal purposes.

33:30That is it.

33:31Wounds and things.

33:32They've learned to use leaves.

33:33Oh, no, they're cute, aren't they?

33:34Cute.

33:35Imagine what they look like

33:36in three types of denim.

33:37Yeah, yeah.

33:40Okay, here's a bizarre list.

33:42Picture this.

33:42Closed curtains.

33:44Dark room.

33:45That side of the room.

33:46Table.

33:46Ten candles.

33:47Bottles of baby oil.

33:48The Magnum Siser.

33:51Bron, what's he doing now?

33:52The Pope's inauguration.

33:53Again, a very celebratory event

33:55but it's dominated our headline.

33:57Sam.

33:58That's details from P. Diddy's trial.

34:00Indeed.

34:01Spot on, too.

34:02Just some...

34:03Sam, point to yours.

34:06Here's a viral image from the week.

34:08What was that duck caught doing?

34:11Bron.

34:12Smoking quack.

34:13I'm sorry.

34:14No, lean into it.

34:15Lean into it, Bron.

34:16I'm sorry.

34:17You own it, Bron.

34:18Anyone know what this...

34:20Pete.

34:21Was it...

34:23Was it eating the crotch of a low walking human?

34:27Wow.

34:29Wow.

34:30I had to calculate that one in my head.

34:33I'm going to sit the next few out.

34:34So I'm going to...

34:35Kitty, what was the duck caught doing?

34:37I think I was caught speeding.

34:39A speed camera in Switzerland,

34:40it was doing 52 kilometres in a 30 zone.

34:45And texting.

34:46So it's in huge...

34:47All right, time to look at all things athletic

34:49with a bit of this.

34:50Busy week at the Vatican for Pope Leo XIV.

35:01What's going on there?

35:02Kitty.

35:03He's the first Pope to accept a sponsorship from Slazinger.

35:07Wow.

35:10That is huge.

35:11Pete.

35:11That is tennis player Yannick Sinner.

35:14And after he met the Pope,

35:16he was Yannick Forgiven.

35:17Wow.

35:17That's all.

35:21And G-Dog, Pete, I'll give it to you.

35:23It's Yannick Sinner gifting the Pope a tennis racket.

35:26New Zealand cyclist Dion Smith got quite the scare

35:29during the third stage of the Giro d'Italia

35:31after almost being knocked off his bike by what?

35:34Kitty.

35:35I think it was like a group fart from the peloton.

35:38That would do it.

35:40That would do it.

35:41No, it wasn't the peloton.

35:42It's sheep or goat.

35:44I can't remember which.

35:45Bron, you got in?

35:46It was a goat.

35:47You were right.

35:48It was a goat.

35:48I think Bron might have it.

35:49Take a look.

35:50Oh, Luke.

35:51Oh, yes.

35:53Yay, yay, yay, yay.

35:55Sheep or goat sounds like one of those one-on-one quotes.

35:57You're going to write that down.

35:59Sheep or goat.

36:00Don't write it down.

36:03That'll be coming out.

36:04Sheep or goat.

36:05Meet Jack Della Maddalena.

36:08He's just become only the third Australian to do what?

36:11Bron.

36:12Vote for the Trump at a Patriot?

36:14Probably.

36:15Yeah, that's probably a good number.

36:17UFC.

36:17You've got a UFC title.

36:18Yeah.

36:19A world-to-weight champion.

36:20Holy hell.

36:21To motorsport now and fines for drivers doing what in the Formula One have been reduced?

36:27Bron.

36:28Swearing.

36:29On the in-race radio thing, they got a bit potty-mouthed.

36:33Hey, Tommy, where's that one?

36:34Where's that one?

36:34Where's that Grand Prix, Tommy?

36:36It was a long time ago when you had a first go at it.

36:40What Grand Prix is that one at?

36:41That is pronounced cutter.

36:42Yeah, yeah.

36:43Stay with it.

36:44Stay with it, man.

36:45You stay with it.

36:46You stay strong.

36:47Dig those heels in.

36:48You stay strong.

36:49I pronounce it move.

36:50We've got to take a break.

36:54We've got to return our winner to announce.

37:04We're back.

37:05Let's close this show out with a little Rapid Recall.

37:09And tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.

37:12You haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.

37:14Start that clock.

37:16Rough week for the Golden Arches.

37:17What have McDonald's just announced?

37:20Kitty.

37:20I think the fillet of fish is now the fillet of seafood extender.

37:26Not food related specifically, Bron.

37:29Oh, they're making less money.

37:30Yes, yeah.

37:31Declining global sales.

37:32And that's the price you pay for not having the McRib permanently on the menu.

37:36Wow.

37:38Oh, yes, Ed.

37:39So they need a boost in sales.

37:41So they should do some ads.

37:42Hey.

37:46I'm available.

37:47No.

37:49We'll take this offline, gentlemen.

37:51Moving on.

37:52To Central Australia.

37:53What are we looking at?

37:54Air.

37:55Good.

37:56It's a little lake filling up.

37:57Which lake would that be?

37:59Folks?

37:59Lake Eyre.

38:00Thank you very much.

38:01Scientists at the University of Queensland have invented a new strawberry punnet.

38:05What's special about it?

38:06Bron.

38:06Stop trying to tell us that there's scientists in Queensland.

38:08That's very unkind for our northern viewers.

38:13Biodegradable, Tommy.

38:13Yes.

38:14Like a plastic.

38:15They're made of bacteria.

38:16Woodshavings.

38:17How did Susan Lee make history this week?

38:20Sam.

38:21First female leader of the Liberal Party time.

38:24And you were saying to me during the week that you thought this was another example of political

38:28correctness going on.

38:29Or the sort.

38:30No.

38:31His exact words are woke bullshit.

38:33That's what you said.

38:34That's what you said.

38:34Big week for Larissa Waters.

38:36What's she just done?

38:38Bron.

38:38She's the new leader for the Greens.

38:40She's indeed.

38:41Yes, Sam.

38:42You were telling me during the week.

38:44As rapid recall, sorry, Yui, we're moving on.

38:47A Buckingham Palace cleaner has revealed two items banned from Royal Homes.

38:52Disposable wipes and?

38:54Bron.

38:54Genetic testing?

38:55I think that's it.

38:58That's Prince Harry.

39:01That's true, actually.

39:03Scented candles, Tommy.

39:04I don't know whether it's the scent or the danger of candles burning.

39:08But points are yours.

39:09This mobile McDonald's was seen on the sidelines of what world event?

39:14Kitty.

39:14Was it the conclave?

39:15It was.

39:16You had one there, Kitty.

39:17It was a big during the week.

39:19Sam?

39:19Trump in Saudi Arabia.

39:21He had his own.

39:22Wow.

39:23More than a thousand US Starbucks baristas have gone on strike to protest what?

39:29Kitty.

39:29They don't like their uniforms.

39:31Really?

39:32Yeah.

39:32They've been made to wear a specific stomach, as well as the apron.

39:36They have to now...

39:37Don't wear those cardboard things.

39:39I speak to that.

39:40Get in the way.

39:41Kitty?

39:41You got the correct answer.

39:43Well, big weekend for Crystal Palace fans.

39:45Oh.

39:46Oh, I knew that one.

39:47Let's check that final leaderboard.

39:49Sorry, Kitty.

39:49And our winner is Ron Lewis.

39:56Congratulations.

39:57Well, thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.

39:59We'll leave you with a reminder of the need when doing an interview to at least be in

40:03the same postcode as the person you're speaking to.

40:05Kim, how did that night change your life?

40:07No.

40:10Kim, how do you feel being back in Paris?

40:12How do you feel being on the stand?

40:13Kim, is this closure for you?

40:16Good night, Australia.

40:17See you all next week.

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