How To Tame A Silver Fox - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh-ho, looking good, girl.
00:00:18This is another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:56You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:05Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:19Ah!
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:26It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:33You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:35Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41See what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?!
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55That's in his...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:15Come on, kiddo.
00:02:17Kiddo?
00:02:18Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:19I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:21Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go!
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:38Five Christmases?
00:02:42He's tougher than I would.
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:48Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:55Wet...
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:17There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:29So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:33Thought you'd be...
00:03:35Busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:37Eating up...
00:03:39Sleazebags not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:41Come to think of it...
00:03:46Come to think of it...
00:03:48I actually...
00:03:49Don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:55Okay then.
00:04:01Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:03I need to pick something.
00:04:04No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:06I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up!
00:04:09You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:20And nobody...
00:04:22If I take you...
00:04:24Will you shut up?
00:04:26Yes.
00:04:27I'll be good.
00:04:33I'll be good.
00:04:46You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:50It's not safe.
00:04:52Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:56Why didn't you say something?
00:04:57I just did.
00:04:59You freaking creep!
00:05:01Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:03When you're done checking me out, I'll be fine.
00:05:04I'll be fine.
00:05:05I'll be fine.
00:05:06I'll be fine.
00:05:08I'll be fine.
00:05:09I'll be fine.
00:05:10I'm fine.
00:05:11I'll be fine.
00:05:12When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:38Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:08This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:14Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:27He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:31This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:51I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Have your kickback.
00:07:03Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:17Mom.
00:07:22I'm going to kill you?
00:07:24Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:27I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:30Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:38That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:40It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:43Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:56I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:15God damn it.
00:08:17I promised Mark.
00:08:23Who's this above Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:46I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:09:00Hi, hi.
00:09:01Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:05I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:07Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:14Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:20Thanks, Heather.
00:09:21Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:24Enjoy the party!
00:09:25I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:35Where's Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:40Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:52I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I learn to group activities.
00:09:59Talk or...
00:10:01No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:05For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women.
00:10:11Desperate.
00:10:15Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:21He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:29Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:41Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:45Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:49Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:51You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks!
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:01We're, we're friends?
00:11:02Of course!
00:11:05I have to pee.
00:11:07Wait for me?
00:11:08Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:09I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:25Oh, this is gold.
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:42Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:45I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:02What the hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody!
00:12:24Hello!
00:12:25You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:50Aw, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:54No!
00:12:58No!
00:12:59I just need to give it back!
00:13:03Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:08That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:11And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:16You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:23Kerper, that is so nasty!
00:13:25No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:27Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:30Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33Let's fuck it down.
00:13:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:55Fuck this.
00:14:00Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:30You are supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:37Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:44It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:51Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55Chris, that's enough. Let her go.
00:14:59Yeah, one last thing.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty. Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again...
00:15:20Fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls...
00:15:25I don't give a fuck!
00:15:27Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:30What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:42She hurt you.
00:15:59Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:01Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:03You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:12I don't understand.
00:16:14Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:16They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:25You just embarrassed me.
00:16:26I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:16:27And she's the queen of our...
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I said stop!
00:16:35I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business does it?
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, too.
00:16:51I told you...
00:16:53to stop calling me that.
00:16:57And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:17:02Oh yeah?
00:17:05If I'm such a kid...
00:17:07What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:14It's alright, kid.
00:17:15That's my gun.
00:17:16You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you wanna turn me on.
00:17:21You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:37Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:39You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:48I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:55Oh!
00:17:57God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:09What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:22It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:23He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:34You know, if he weren't played, he could have just asked.
00:18:39I don't wanna...
00:18:40I don't wanna play.
00:18:41What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:45You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:50I...
00:18:51I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:05I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:10Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:24Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:35There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of myself.
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:52No talking back.
00:19:54I am the last guy.
00:19:57You want to piss off?
00:20:04Rule number three.
00:20:07Don't start any games.
00:20:09You're not ready to play.
00:20:27So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:28My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:34Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:53You have curfew.
00:20:54Oh!
00:21:16How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um, hot.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:22She's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:34She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:47You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:53You better have a good name.
00:21:56You better have a good name.
00:21:57You better have a good name.
00:21:59It's awesome.
00:22:00This is the club.
00:22:02I want to see what I'm talking about.
00:22:03So you are about to try and see the club that's okay.
00:22:05You're the only one I trust you.
00:22:07It's not a good name.
00:22:08It's not a bad unit.
00:22:10It's not a bad issue.
00:22:12But you know what?
00:22:13It's not a bad job.
00:22:14It's a bad idea.
00:22:15It's not like the club that made me do.
00:22:16It's not a bad idea.
00:22:17It's not a bad idea.
00:22:18It's not a bad idea.
00:22:19you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:25your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:31excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a room
00:22:52somewhere else i'm looking for harper views it says her location is here so step aside before i
00:22:59make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking
00:23:04for hey wait wait wait wait
00:23:07he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:17you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here
00:23:29i tried to stop him
00:23:31no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:38it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick
00:23:42class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up
00:23:47not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:23:51hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:23:53you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:56that is enough
00:24:00these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy
00:24:03wait till the whole class sees this no one's going to see these deleting them what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:10see how much my dad likes that
00:24:17your choice
00:24:24your choice
00:24:32camera it is
00:24:39camera it is
00:24:43no no no no no no no no no
00:24:47you asshole
00:24:48if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:54you'll be shitting out polaroids
00:24:57what the fuck is your problem
00:25:01we're leaving
00:25:06now
00:25:07so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:25:17i did it for your own good
00:25:19you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project
00:25:24you need me around for your safety
00:25:26because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:28you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:25:31like a piece of meat
00:25:34my classmate
00:25:35it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:40jealous
00:25:42jealous
00:25:44you're cute harper
00:25:49i'll give you that
00:25:50and those
00:25:51things you do
00:25:53they're cute too
00:25:55you know what's not cute
00:25:57me jealous
00:25:59now you were right
00:26:01i'm in some shady business
00:26:02and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:05you better not test me
00:26:07or i'll break you
00:26:09i'll break you
00:26:12in more than one way
00:26:18well guess what
00:26:19you just called me harper instead of kid
00:26:24just admit
00:26:26that you want me
00:26:28what the hell is happening to me
00:26:37there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:41put your seatbelt on
00:26:43you know what chris
00:26:44you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:45fine
00:26:46but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:49let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:51so
00:26:52are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho haughty is
00:26:58no
00:27:00are you sleeping with a professor
00:27:02oh my god maria no ew
00:27:06that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:08he was sent here to
00:27:10keep me safe
00:27:11and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:14i don't know
00:27:15but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:18um
00:27:19wait
00:27:20you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:25think about it
00:27:27what
00:27:29we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:31the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:27:33so that's step one
00:27:35hmm
00:27:36you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:39he was jealous harps
00:27:41yeah right
00:27:42jealous of me
00:27:43i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:27:45he's like a
00:27:47tech genius billionaire
00:27:49hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:51not jealous of you dummy
00:27:53jealous over you
00:27:54it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:58so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:03until he snaps
00:28:04and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:08and when your dad sees that
00:28:10he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time
00:28:15here's to operation seduction
00:28:17chris collins
00:28:19you better watch out
00:28:20because i get what i want
00:28:22mhm
00:28:23mhm
00:28:34sexy outfit
00:28:35check
00:28:36popcorn
00:28:37check
00:28:38a notebook
00:28:39the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:41check
00:28:52what do you want
00:28:53what do you want
00:28:54you done giving me the silent treatment
00:28:56um
00:28:57popcorn
00:28:58harper
00:28:59you idiot
00:29:00seduce him
00:29:01i mean i
00:29:03brought snacks
00:29:05as a peace offering
00:29:07but
00:29:08if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:11wait wait wait
00:29:13i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:29:18what's going on
00:29:20uh
00:29:21is your ex boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:24uh
00:29:25no i just
00:29:27i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:31but it's not
00:29:32well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:46don't
00:29:47do
00:29:49do
00:29:52i
00:29:53but what about your date
00:29:58jake
00:30:03please jake
00:30:04jake jake
00:30:06jake
00:30:07now come on
00:30:08how are you not crying This is like the sound of me
00:30:14How are you not crying? This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:17Because it's not real.
00:30:20This is ridiculous.
00:30:22No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:26It's true love.
00:30:29There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:31Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or.
00:30:37Maybe.
00:30:39You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:44And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:53What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:59What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:04Now come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:07Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin you.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:20As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:31And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:36Try me.
00:31:36I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:44I don't kiss.
00:31:45And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:49Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:51I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:59I don't know anymore.
00:32:01And even when you were as well, I never loved you.
00:32:09Just...
00:32:10Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:13You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:30Not be seduced by him.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:41You're late, Big Daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:46So I'll wait.
00:32:48You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:51Not tonight.
00:32:52Busy.
00:32:54Busy?
00:32:56Never for me, you're not.
00:32:59When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman?
00:33:04Woman?
00:33:05No.
00:33:08Not a woman.
00:33:09Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:21Not this guy.
00:33:23Who's my number?
00:33:24Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:37She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:58Kid.
00:33:59Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:13Stay.
00:34:18Damn it, Harper.
00:34:19Good night.
00:34:31Come on.
00:34:43I'll do it.
00:34:43I'll do it.
00:34:44Go on.
00:34:45You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:07Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:40Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:45Oh yeah?
00:35:46Explain that.
00:35:48That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:55You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:59Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:15Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:28Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:29Well, that's all done.
00:36:59So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:17Struggling much?
00:37:29I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:59That's not...
00:38:06No underwear?
00:38:14That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:18What can I do?
00:38:21What is she?
00:38:27I don't know.
00:38:33I don't know.
00:38:37You don't know me?
00:38:38I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:46Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:49I'd say do your worst.
00:38:52I'd say do your worst.
00:38:54I'm sorry.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:13You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:20But... but what about...
00:39:22There's no buts.
00:39:25Can't let this happen again.
00:39:28You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:47You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:55That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:00Was it...
00:40:02Big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:05Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:14Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like... BDSM?
00:40:19The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:29Wait.
00:40:30Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:36Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:40if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:57Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:04How are Australian to woo your man?
00:41:07He is not my man.
00:41:12I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15Ew! Leave, Brian!
00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you!
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:21Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:24What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:40Leave me alone.
00:41:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:58I think you're taking.
00:42:07I want to get back together.
00:42:09You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:14But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19What?
00:42:20This isn't about payback.
00:42:22I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:33Hmm?
00:42:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:36Get off of me!
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me!
00:42:41Show me!
00:42:42Let go of me!
00:42:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:49A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening.
00:42:56Ever.
00:42:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:16You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:17But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:19I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:28Help me!
00:43:29Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:32Stop it!
00:43:33Stop it!
00:43:34That's enough!
00:43:35Good girl.
00:43:38You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom, and you just made me rip you asshole.
00:43:50You okay?
00:43:51Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:52She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:53Stop it!
00:43:54You're gonna kill him.
00:43:55Good.
00:43:56He's not worth it.
00:43:57Let's go.
00:43:58If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:43:59I promise.
00:44:00Let's go.
00:44:01Let's go.
00:44:02Let's go.
00:44:03Let's go.
00:44:04If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:08I promise.
00:44:09Let's go.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:11Let's go.
00:44:12Let's go.
00:44:13Let's go.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:16Let's go.
00:44:17Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:21I promise.
00:44:22Let's go.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:41Good luck.
00:44:42Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:43Should we call 911?
00:44:44Seriously, Harper?
00:44:45He tried to hurt you.
00:44:46You still care about him?
00:44:47I handled myself just fine.
00:44:48And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:11You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:28So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:34Let's see who you are.
00:45:39Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:09I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:21You can do this.
00:46:24I'm right here.
00:46:43I'm right here.
00:46:53Don't focus on the water.
00:46:55Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:03It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
00:47:18I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:26You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:33Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:40How are you feeling?
00:47:48Fine.
00:47:50Just insanely distracted.
00:47:53Ready for the next step?
00:47:57I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:08I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh my God.
00:48:16Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:25What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:27I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:31I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:32I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:50I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:52Harper! Harper! Harper!
00:49:03What happened? What happened?
00:49:05You blacked out.
00:49:06You okay? You okay?
00:49:09I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:49:12For what?
00:49:15You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19I can't do this.
00:49:24It's okay.
00:49:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:28Just kiss me.
00:49:31Your dad won't like this.
00:49:34Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:47Just say you don't want me.
00:49:49Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:05And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:13You're going to like me.
00:50:14What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:26We need to talk about this first.
00:50:27Inside.
00:50:28With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease.
00:50:32I just care about you.
00:50:35So you are a grandpa?
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:42Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:44No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:50I'm going to shower.
00:50:51Huffer, what are you doing?
00:51:04Huffer, what are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:16Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:31I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger, like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:48Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:02Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:07Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:16I'm surprised.
00:52:19Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:22Just all around...
00:52:24Not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:29Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:46You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:52You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you, so you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:02None of that.
00:53:03Kissing.
00:53:04Pillow talk.
00:53:06Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:08because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:13He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:16He actually lives here with me.
00:53:19You little skank.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:27Help!
00:53:30Help me!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:34Help!
00:53:35Help!
00:53:36Help!
00:53:36I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper!
00:53:50Harper!
00:53:51Harper!
00:53:52Help!
00:53:53Smile for T.M.P.
00:53:55Please don't!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:11Harper!
00:54:33Harper!
00:54:34Harper!
00:54:35Harper!
00:54:36Harper!
00:54:40Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:56Harper! Harper!
00:54:59Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:55:02You're sick. You're sick.
00:55:04I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:11You're safe now.
00:55:12That's great.
00:55:14Way to downgrade, Chris. I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:20Homewreck?
00:55:23Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:26She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:31I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:36She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:45Jokely, Carter.
00:55:48I'm so rough you get, baby.
00:55:50I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:59How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:13What are you doing?
00:56:14Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:22and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:26You're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:33You got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:37No.
00:56:38I'm telling you.
00:56:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:46Wait.
00:56:47Please, don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:50Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:56:51What are you doing?
00:56:51Chris, no!
00:57:06Wait!
00:57:07Wait!
00:57:07I'm sorry for the situation
00:57:28I put you in, Margot
00:57:29She will not bother you again
00:57:33I swear
00:57:34Don't worry about it
00:57:37I guess we both
00:57:41Have histories of
00:57:43Dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her
00:57:47We weren't a thing
00:57:50Not a brand of her
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:07She said that
00:58:08That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:15She said that
00:58:19That I would never be able to handle you
00:58:26Satisfy you
00:58:30In bed
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid
00:58:39And that
00:58:39You'd never be into me
00:58:42Is that true?
00:58:47That's not how I feel, Harper
00:58:52But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel
00:58:56I'm supposed to protect you
00:58:59When I was in that pool
00:59:06I
00:59:06I really thought I was gonna die
00:59:09And all I could think about
00:59:13Was all the things I regret never doing
00:59:16What did you regret?
00:59:20Not doing this sooner
00:59:22I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:24I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:25I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:26I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:27I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:28I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:29I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:30I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:31I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:32I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:33I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:34I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:35I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:36I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:37I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:38I don't know if I was in that pool
00:59:39what the hell am i doing why did you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is
01:00:01going to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get out
01:00:07this isn't about mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those
01:00:13doe eyes of yours you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:18so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this never happened it's for the best
01:00:28harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah it's because you're a coward
01:00:36you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then you got cold feet just
01:00:42be a man and own it it's not don't you're a psycho
01:00:46just trying to protect you
01:00:56morning
01:01:05i'm not hungry
01:01:08you need to eat
01:01:13no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:27are we even now
01:01:34you bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:38what's wrong kiddo i hate seeing you like this
01:01:43you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:46columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:02:04harper reeves
01:02:05i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:11promise
01:02:13has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:24nope and he's never going to
01:02:30huh
01:02:31i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:34why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:37oh hey
01:02:39hey
01:02:40let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:42okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class
01:02:46and i am not letting you fail
01:02:48stop moping
01:02:50let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:52okay
01:02:53okay
01:02:56wow how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:03:12like a million hours
01:03:13who the fuck cares
01:03:15we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes
01:03:18anyway
01:03:18make sure no one's coming
01:03:23whoops
01:03:38i think i hear them coming
01:03:46let's go
01:03:47one last touch
01:03:49good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01harper
01:04:02tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:08huh
01:04:10what
01:04:11no no no no my
01:04:14my final project
01:04:16how am i gonna graduate
01:04:18why would someone do this to me
01:04:20harper
01:04:25harper
01:04:26harper
01:04:27harper
01:04:28i'm kind of confused
01:04:30is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:32is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:38don't say that
01:04:41it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:44it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:46did you do this
01:04:51christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:58we're gonna report you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:02guess what
01:05:02you have no proof
01:05:04good luck with that losers
01:05:07that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:05:11harper
01:05:13there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:16professor i can explain
01:05:17harper
01:05:20is this your work
01:05:24it's so ugly
01:05:26isn't it professor
01:05:27we have to fail harper
01:05:29it looks like a complete choke
01:05:32ladies
01:05:33i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:36in fact
01:05:37a guest just bought this piece
01:05:40wait what
01:05:41who would buy this crap
01:05:43i will
01:05:44who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:59i will
01:06:00it's you
01:06:03you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:06:07christina don't be rude
01:06:09don't you know who this is
01:06:11chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14there's no way
01:06:16that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:19how much for this painting
01:06:23oh no you
01:06:24our starting price is 18
01:06:26done
01:06:31wait
01:06:34eighteen hundred dollars
01:06:35you can study at this school or not
01:06:38we haven't sold one single painting
01:06:40for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:42you're telling me this
01:06:43gun pulling
01:06:45whiskey chugging
01:06:46whack ass grandpa
01:06:47just has
01:06:48eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:50sitting in his
01:06:51bank account
01:06:52here's two mil
01:06:55take the rest and buy
01:06:57art supplies
01:06:58whatever it is you need to get
01:06:59for harper's sake
01:07:01sir
01:07:01mr collins
01:07:03this is too much
01:07:04oh my god
01:07:05oh my god
01:07:06are you
01:07:07fucking kidding me
01:07:09are you
01:07:11fucking kidding me
01:07:13language
01:07:14miss hawkes
01:07:15don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:17who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:21my father still runs this university
01:07:25money runs this university
01:07:27and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor
01:07:30who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:32for disciplinary action
01:07:34you're going to get us expelled
01:07:37professor you can't
01:07:39please
01:07:40getting expelled sounds
01:07:42just about right to me
01:07:43no wait professor
01:07:44not so fast
01:07:46what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:49whoa
01:07:51no
01:07:52I can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:08:02good luck proving it was us
01:08:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day
01:08:09is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10I don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:13this dress is though
01:08:15wait
01:08:16what
01:08:17huh
01:08:17I
01:08:18a dress
01:08:30this is versace
01:08:32you asshole
01:08:33you're going to fucking pay for this
01:08:35what was it that you two said
01:08:37oh
01:08:38right
01:08:39good luck proving it was me
01:08:41the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:47you're being suspended
01:08:48let's go
01:08:49why are you grabbing us
01:08:51they're the ones who did this
01:08:52arrest them
01:08:53let's go
01:08:54oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:57i'll see you later
01:08:58congratulations on the sale miss reese
01:09:04chris that was 18 grand
01:09:06that's 18 000 dollars
01:09:09seriously
01:09:10i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:13what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:22he um
01:09:25i mean i
01:09:28i was an idiot
01:09:31and i'm sorry
01:09:32but i think this might help
01:09:34show you how much i want you
01:09:37a blindfold
01:09:52i want you harper
01:09:55i want to do things to you
01:09:56bad things
01:10:01but only if you want me to
01:10:05i do
01:10:08why'd we stop
01:10:21you've been waiting so long for this
01:10:24i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:10:28because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:30and i'll wait for you
01:10:36wear that for me tonight
01:10:39harper
01:10:46harper
01:10:48hello
01:10:49earth to harper
01:10:50you need to look at this
01:10:52can it wait maria
01:10:53i'm having
01:10:54very inappropriate thoughts
01:10:57about my father's business partner
01:10:58no
01:10:59no
01:10:59that's what i need to tell you about
01:11:01harper look
01:11:02you got the phone
01:11:05i swear
01:11:06the guns and the money
01:11:07it's not just for show
01:11:08harper he's dangerous
01:11:10you need to move out now
01:11:12you can't keep living with him
01:11:13i need to talk to him
01:11:15okay
01:11:15harper
01:11:16taxi
01:11:26for harper
01:11:27lori
01:11:30hey
01:11:32let go of me
01:11:33stop it
01:11:33please
01:11:34please
01:11:43please let me go
01:11:45if it's money
01:11:46i'll give you however much you want
01:11:48harper
01:11:52harper
01:11:52harper
01:11:53harper
01:11:54harper
01:11:54ryan
01:11:56why are you doing this
01:11:58we broke up
01:11:59we broke up
01:12:01because you've been fucking that old man
01:12:02you psycho
01:12:03he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:06he humiliated me
01:12:10but luckily for me
01:12:11your little boyfriend
01:12:13what does he have
01:12:14he has some dangerous enemies
01:12:16ain't that right fellas
01:12:17once he arrives
01:12:21to save his little princess
01:12:22well
01:12:25we don't need to get into more details
01:12:27do we
01:12:27no
01:12:28no
01:12:29you can just watch
01:12:31no
01:12:32no
01:12:33no
01:12:33no
01:12:34no
01:12:34no
01:12:35a trap
01:12:53what the hell
01:12:55not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:14i hope you don't mind
01:13:18i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:21before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:23you should probably know where she is first
01:13:27hey crap
01:13:32i can explain
01:13:33you're gonna explain
01:13:34but first
01:13:36you know my daughter better than i do
01:13:40is that text a prank
01:13:42harper's in trouble
01:13:45we need to go
01:13:45okay
01:13:46do we have some fun with you
01:13:50after we kill
01:13:51other grants
01:13:53should we make him watch
01:13:56oh
01:14:00looks like he's here
01:14:03are you ready
01:14:05to see
01:14:06your boyfriend
01:14:07die harper
01:14:08huh
01:14:09get ready boys
01:14:11i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:27that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:36what's the matter tough guy
01:14:54what
01:14:55can't talk without you the bodyguards
01:14:57let me go
01:15:05i already told you once
01:15:07you should have listened to me dead
01:15:09i'm gonna kill you
01:15:13you god damn dick
01:15:14are you okay
01:15:34did he hurt you
01:15:35did he hurt you
01:15:37i put you in danger
01:15:40you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:42when it comes to you harper
01:15:44i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:46would someone
01:15:53like to tell me
01:15:55what the fuck is going on
01:15:57oh my god dad what the hell
01:16:03it's okay
01:16:03i'll handle it
01:16:05i want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:06why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:09i want an answer now before i
01:16:11before i kill him
01:16:12no dad
01:16:13look
01:16:13i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:17but
01:16:18deep down
01:16:19i know that
01:16:21you just want me to be safe
01:16:24chris makes me feel safe
01:16:30please don't be mad
01:16:32you're wrong about that
01:16:35it's not deep down
01:16:38it is the most important thing to me
01:16:41your happiness
01:16:42if that means being with chris
01:16:47then he better not screw this up
01:16:50or i will make him regret it
01:16:52i believe you
01:16:54you
01:16:56keep her safe
01:16:58with my god damn life
01:17:08do you remember my instructions
01:17:20yes
01:17:21yes daddy
01:17:34save it
01:17:38yes daddy
01:17:40i want you to beg for it
01:17:47i want you to fuck me
01:17:54daddy
01:17:54stop teasing
01:18:05i want you now
01:18:08daddy
01:18:15say it
01:18:16or i'll punish you
01:18:18don't stop daddy
01:18:32are you sure about that
01:18:51you have two choices mr collins
01:19:08you can either uncuff me
01:19:12or fuck me
01:19:15you know i'm dangerous
01:19:31rich or mine
01:19:35do your worst daddy
01:19:39once i start him not stopping
01:19:46as i start him let's stop him
01:19:53As I started, let's stop it.
01:20:06I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:14You're different.
01:20:23Ready for round five?
01:20:33Stop it.
01:20:34I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:39What if I don't?
01:20:43What was that?
01:20:44Crap.
01:20:45It's my dad.
01:20:46Honey, you home?
01:20:47Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:49Stop it.
01:20:50Come in for a walk.
01:20:54I told you I was busy.
01:20:56This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:02Okay, I will.
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:18I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:21Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No.
01:21:23Please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:38What I do for a living.
01:21:39What I do for a living.
01:21:41The not so legal part.
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:53Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:55Yeah.
01:21:56But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:04And I want to be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:07Forever.
01:22:17So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:19I'm moving you in there.
01:22:22As a graduation present.
01:22:25And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:34Only if you want to.
01:22:37Either way.
01:22:40The apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:44What's wrong?
01:22:46Is it tacky?
01:22:48I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:55But I'm one condition boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:23:00You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:07I'm one condition boyfriend.
01:23:08I'm one condition boyfriend.
01:23:09I'm one condition boyfriend.
01:23:10I'm one condition boyfriend boyfriend.