It's Showtime: Cris at Joel, NABUKO ANG PAGKAHILIG MAG-BEERHOUSE! (Step In The Name Of Love)

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Aired (June 9, 2025): Nang i-flex ni Hype Bestie Joel si Matchmate Cris, nadulas sila at nabisto na mahilig silang magpunta sa beerhouse — pero hindi lang daw inom ang trip nila, dahil nakaugalian din daw nila na nagta-table?! #GMANetwork   Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.    Monday to Saturday, 12NN on #GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso    For more It’s Showtime Highlights, click the link below:  https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGRhcC_vtOrbo1gjPILNyCBKw7tSgxQrJ    Watch It's Showtime full episodes here:  https://www.gmanetwork.com/fullepisodes/home/its_showtime

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00:00So, how are you?

00:02We're going to go to the house.

00:04We're going to go to the house.

00:06Oh, the women?

00:08Table?

00:10Oh.

00:12You're just a table.

00:14You're just a table.

00:16You're not going to leave it.

00:18You're not going to react to us here.

00:20Yes or no?

00:22Oh, yes.

00:24You said you're a husband.

00:26No, no.

00:28It's right?

00:30You're not going to be together.

00:32They're not together.

00:34They're not together.

00:36You're not together.

00:38You're not together.

00:40You're now here.

00:42You're you know your wife.

00:44You're together.

00:46You're not going to be?

00:48It's okay?

00:49You're going to have a table..

00:51You're not going to know.

00:53He knows again.

00:54Hi!

00:55Sir Joel, you know now.

00:57She's dead.

00:58Why are you dead?

00:59Sorry, sorry, sorry.

01:06Why?

01:07You know that?

01:09You know that?

01:10You said you were going to come here?

01:12You said to your missus?

01:13You went to come here, Sir Joel?

01:15She's gone.

01:16She's gone.

01:17You're gone.

01:18She's gone.

01:19She's gone.

01:20She's gone.

01:21She's gone.

01:22Oh!

01:24Rawala.

01:25Rawala yung ganun niya.

01:26Kumigit?

01:27Humito yung kalya.

01:29Haraka't na may mukha mo, Sir Joel?

01:32Kirin.

01:33Bakit na-table pa kayo? May missus to Chris.

01:37Eh...

01:38Gusto niya eh!

01:42Nagot!

01:45Isang kapalakot ka sa missus niya pag uwi niyo!

01:48Napakamot si Sir Joel!

01:50May tanong pa ko.

01:51Tama, tama.

01:52Diba kapag may table, may drinks yun?

01:56Mahal yung drinks ha, ng table ha.

01:59Sa Japan, mahal lang shime eh.

02:02Meron yan, diba?

02:03Hindi daw niya alam.

02:05Wala siyang alam.

02:06Pineapple juice, diba?

02:07Wala ngayon.

02:08Mahal yung pineapple juice pag tumibol ka.

02:10Wala ngayon, wala siyang alam, John.

02:12So, hindi alam nung misis mo na nagtitable ka.

02:15Pero alam niyang nagbe-beerhouse ka.

02:17Pumapayag siya.

02:18Wala pa siyang bilina.

02:18O sige, magbeerhouse ka.

02:19Pero huwag kang magtitable ha.

02:22O.

02:23Alam ba?

02:24Alam, alam ni misis.

02:25Ma, yung tingin niya sa'yo, parang tama na daw.

02:27Alam, alam.

02:28Alam naman daw.

02:29Alam naman daw.

02:31Ang laki ng lunok mo.

02:33Sa kagaling niya.

02:38O, o, o.

02:39Mag-usapan niya.

02:40Pero ito na lang pag-usapan natin.

02:43Kaya parang laki ng...

02:44Ito yung kaibigan na kasama din sa mga ganyan eh.

02:47Kaya parang laki ng kamay ni sir eh.

02:49O.

02:49Panghahawak ng manok eh.

02:51Panghahawak ng manok at saka gumagano ng bakit niya.

02:54Kasi sa beerhouse, kinakamay na lang yung...

02:57Yung tongs nun, baklang-baklana yung...

02:59Pakaiwalay.

03:02Payat, pay, payat.

03:03Tinidor na lang yung pang ganun dun eh.

03:06Huwag kayong magulo si Sir Joel.

03:07Serious.

03:07Anong dulot sa'yo ng pagbe-beerhouse?

03:12With table.

03:15Sa akin.

03:15Biglang dumiretso yung paa mo si Sir ah.

03:18Bilangin pa ganun.

03:19Bakit?

03:20Sa akin, medyo maganda.

03:24Pero ang problema...

03:26Ano pong maganda?

03:26Anong maganda ka...

03:27Yung pambayad mo.

03:28Ano pa?

03:29Yung pambayad.

03:30Kasi mahalang bayad eh.

03:32Ah.

03:33Tutibol ka eh.

03:34Nagtatawanan yung tatlong pangpapayin ko.

03:40Sasama lang ako sa kanila pag yung yayain ako.

03:44Pero hindi ako yung nagyayanap.

03:46Ah.

03:46So ikaw talaga ang nagyayan.

03:48Ay!

03:52Marami ba kayong mga kumpare?

03:53Mga kasama?

03:54Panaga ano kayo?

03:55Lumalamat.

03:55Marami kami.

03:56Ah, marami kayo.

03:57Sa bagay siya, hindi ko lumalamat.

03:59Kasi single siya eh.

04:00Wala siyang girlfriend.

04:02Will we take that against him?

04:04Kung yung lalaki na medyo may edad na single.

04:09Tapos,

04:11may sobra naman siyang pera.

04:12Kasi hindi niya na binubuhay pamilya niya.

04:13Dahil yung mga pamilya niya.

04:14Kung magdagbi beer house siya at a single siya.

04:16Will we take that against him?

04:20Pero kung may asawa ka...

04:21Ah!

04:23Ah!

04:25Oo.

04:26Pero yun nga, tama yun, di ba?

04:28Pero dapat iisipin mo din yung pera mo.

04:30Kasi syempre,

04:31lalo pa...

04:31At saka may sakit ka nga pala.

04:33Oo, yung inom mo din, di ba?

04:35Sa puso.

04:35Yes.

04:36Kung may sobra lang naman.

04:37Tsaka yung puyat mo.

04:40Tsaka yung...

04:41Ano lang naman yung...

04:42Katuwaan.

04:43Katuwaan lang ba yun?

04:44Hindi naman palagi.

04:45Pag yayain nila ako,

04:47pag wala akong pera,

04:48hindi ko nasama.

04:49Pero pag meron, sabi,

04:51sabit ka na, libre.

04:52Sige, sama ako.

04:53Ako pa mag-drive sa inyo.

04:55Ihatid ko pa kayo.

04:56Sabi ko.

04:56Ah...

04:58Yun, ganun lang ang...

05:00Ano ko,

05:00pag...

05:01yung...

05:02gusto mong uminom.

05:04Ah-ah.

05:04Hindi naman mo na isanla

05:05yung tricycle niyo.

05:07Pwede, pwede.

05:08Sinisanla pag halang...

05:09O, o.

05:10Tsaka,

05:10ang pangit dyan yung magkakanda utang ka eh.

05:12Yes.

05:13Para sa pangganyang

05:13diversion at bisyo.

05:15Sugal.

05:15Correct.

05:16Okay.

05:26Pwede, pwede, pwede.

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