- 6/9/2025
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00:00The one boy I should have never fallen for, Zach Gates, the hockey team's resident bad boy, and my biggest enemy.
00:08Wait, your sex in the campus?
00:10Oh no, my biggest secret.
00:11So you want to keep this between us? You have to make it up to me.
00:14Rule number one, don't suddenly kiss me.
00:17Rule number two, no feelings.
00:19No one's going to hurt you, I'm here.
00:21You think I'm going to catch feelings?
00:23Last one, wear swimsuit.
00:26I think I'm starting to like this contract.
00:30The stories you wrote about me, I read them.
00:32You have a crush on me, your own stepbrother.
00:34Nate, it's mine.
00:37I'm walking around campus naked, Jane.
00:39They're spreading rumors to get Zach canceled.
00:41You've got girls lined up begging to have a chance with you, and you picked Jane Wellesley.
00:48Zach, you're being expelled.
00:50When the deal's done, you don't have to see me again.
01:00It's senior Nate Duncan's farewell championship.
01:03Can you believe his thing is back-to-back victories one last time before he graduates?
01:08We'll find out tonight.
01:12There goes Nate Duncan.
01:14Pass it over to Zach Gates.
01:17Can you believe it?
01:27Zach Gates has scored the final shot.
01:29Freshman superstar gets to win.
01:32No warning, Duncan.
01:34There's a new MVP of the ICO's hockey team in his name.
01:37It's Zach Gates.
01:38That game was supposed to be your victory lap.
01:51Zach totally stole your moment.
01:55It's so not fair.
01:57He's the one...
01:58It's fun.
01:59Nothing I can do now.
02:02Nate Duncan, my stepbrother.
02:05The one boy I should have never fallen for.
02:08You know this is the men's locker room, right?
02:26You trying to catch the MVP coming out of the shower?
02:29Zach Gates.
02:30The hockey team's resident bad boy.
02:32Nate's worst rival and my biggest enemy.
02:36Urgent paperwork.
02:37Turn it in before 5 p.m.
02:39Got it?
02:39Where's my please and thank you glasses?
02:41You know, the hockey team's assistant should treat the superstar with respect.
02:44Then why did you steal Nate's pass on purpose?
02:46He's supposed to be the superstar.
02:48This was his last game.
02:49Finding your stepbrother's honor, huh?
02:51It's not my fault I'm better than him.
02:53Nate Duncan's out.
02:54I'm the star player at Maple University now.
02:56Nate will always be the star player to me.
02:58He looks like a god gliding across the ice.
03:04When he hit that hat trick, my heart fluttered like a thousand butterflies.
03:07Wow, Jade, I know you're such a poet.
03:09He holds that long, thick hockey stick so expertly.
03:12I can't help but wonder what he can do with his own.
03:14Oh, God, that's the erotica novel I wrote about Nate.
03:17Wait, is this porn?
03:18Give it back.
03:19The only players that have hit a hat trick on our team are Nate and I.
03:29So, Jane Wellesley, who's the star of your sexual fantasies?
03:32Your stepbrother or me?
03:42Jane, I know you're my stepsister, but I am so deeply in love with you.
03:49Hello?
03:56You're just fantasizing about me again?
03:58Yeah, right.
03:59The only place I see you is in my nightmares.
04:01So you were fantasizing about your stepbrother.
04:03That's not what I said.
04:06Wait, your sex in the campus?
04:08I've heard of you.
04:10You wrote the Virgin's bucket list, right?
04:12Oh, no.
04:13My crush and my pen name.
04:14My two biggest secrets and not my worst enemy knows them both.
04:17Don't you dare tell anyone.
04:19You're threatening me?
04:21You know, everyone knew that the villain was supposed to be based on me, Mr. Z.
04:24Said he couldn't get it up.
04:26So you want to keep this between us?
04:32You're going to have to make it up to me.
04:36What?
04:37I want you to publish a new story about me.
04:39Tell everyone that you saw with your own eyes.
04:41I can very much get it up.
04:43In fact, I'm going to tell everyone I got the best, uh, you know what on campus.
04:47He's hot.
04:50But he's still an asshole.
04:53Fine.
04:55Uh, wait.
04:55I'm not done.
04:56I think I deserve a kiss for, you know, additional compensation.
05:05You just slapped me?
05:06I can write stories for you.
05:08But kiss you, I would rather die.
05:10You might be begging me to kiss you.
05:11Shut up!
05:11I can't believe I let Zach blackmail me.
05:29Babe, you're so damn sexy.
05:32Your hips a little?
05:32Yeah, just like that.
05:36Uh, uh, Jane.
05:39Uh, uh, Jane.
05:41Jane, um, you were just enjoying the supply closet.
05:44Uh, Melissa, just transfer here.
05:47She's captain of the cheer team.
05:50Jane Walsy, right?
05:52It's been forever.
05:54You two know each other?
05:56Know each other?
05:57Melissa made my life a living hell in high school.
06:01If you're so anorexic, then why are you still so fat?
06:07I think you're doing it all for attention.
06:11But if you really are starving, then we can help you out.
06:16Melissa Shelton is a monster.
06:18Thanks to her, I spent graduation day in my therapist's office.
06:21I thought I left my high school trauma behind.
06:24But now she's back.
06:25And she's taking away the thing I want most.
06:27Nate.
06:28I'll, uh, leave you two to catch up.
06:35So, your Nate's stepsister?
06:42If you say a word to him about what he did to you, I'll make sure your college years are just like I said.
06:49A living hell.
06:57I'm not the same little girl you used to bully.
07:00I'm not scared of you.
07:01So I'm going to tell Nate whatever I want because he's too good for you.
07:05That's not what he says in bed.
07:07Nate!
07:21Nate!
07:22She shocked me!
07:23Melissa!
07:25Jane, what the hell?
07:27No, she's lying.
07:28I did it.
07:28What?
07:29You think she would cut herself on glass on purpose?
07:31Why would you do this?
07:32You owe her an apology.
07:33You think she would cut herself on glass on purpose?
07:39Why would you do this?
07:40You owe her an apology.
07:42That didn't happen.
07:43Nate, Jane and I didn't get along in high school.
07:46And I, I was just trying to make things better and be friends.
07:51And she refuses to forgive me.
07:54High school's over, Jane.
07:56You can't act like a child anymore.
07:58Hey, didn't you just let it go?
08:00Melissa's a nice girl.
08:01But she's the one who hurt me.
08:03No more excuses.
08:06Just go.
08:07Leave us alone.
08:07Leave us alone.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:14Oh, my God.
08:32When he hit that hat trick, my heart fluttered into a thousand butterflies.
08:41No, no, no, no, no.
08:42Give it back.
08:43That's private.
08:44Hold on.
08:45Hat trick.
08:47Nate?
08:47Is this about you?
08:50Is this about you?
08:50Oh, my God, Jane.
08:54Don't tell me you have a crush on your own stepbrother.
08:57This isn't true, right?
09:00Oh, she's a nobody loser.
09:03Does she really think she's good enough for Nate?
09:04He's our star hockey player.
09:06I know.
09:06Nate looks mortified.
09:07Hey, I'd be embarrassed, too, if my own step-sister was so obsessed with me.
09:11And look at Jane.
09:11I'm sure she would rather go crawl up in a hole and die right about now.
09:14I never wanted Nate to find out like this.
09:19The way he's looking at me, how could I ever think he'd want me?
09:22He never will now.
09:24Jane, are you?
09:34Nate's not the only player who's pulled off a hat trick.
09:36The story's about me.
09:46Why would Jane write a love story about you?
09:48You haven't heard?
09:51Jane's my girlfriend.
09:59Jane's my girlfriend.
10:01Girlfriend?
10:01What is he doing?
10:02There's no way you two are dating.
10:08Jane, is he serious?
10:09Is Zach your boyfriend?
10:11If I don't admit to dating Zach, then everyone will know I wrote R-rated fanfic about my freaking stepbrother.
10:19Tell him, Glasses.
10:20Do you want everyone to know the truth?
10:25Yes.
10:26Zach is my boyfriend.
10:28I've liked him a really long time.
10:30No way Zach turned me down for that ugly loser.
10:34Is Jane blackmailing you or something?
10:36You want proof?
10:40I've never been kissed before.
10:46Words are overrated.
10:49Silence speaks my thoughts.
10:51And you touch me like a secret language just for us.
10:55Spell it out of my lips.
10:57Use your fingertips to the heart.
10:57Zach Gates gave me my first kiss?
11:00Is that enough proof for you?
11:04Now you know why I wouldn't go to your dorm last night, Melissa.
11:08Like I told you, you're not interested.
11:13So, don't bother us again, alright?
11:16What the hell?
11:17Do you think you're all that, huh, freshman?
11:19Telling me that you've been hitting on my stepsister while my girlfriend's been trying to still mess around with you?
11:25You're all neat.
11:25No, shut up.
11:27Jane, you told me you hated him.
11:28Well, I...
11:30It's called flirting.
11:35Hey, wait!
11:38Come on, baby.
11:41Let's get out of here.
11:42Listen, I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend wasn't exactly part of the deal.
11:55And you kissed me in front of everyone.
11:57And now everyone thinks we're actually together.
11:59How am I supposed to explain this?
12:01You don't.
12:06What do you mean?
12:07You need a fake boyfriend to hide your crush on your stepbrother.
12:10And I...
12:11You need me to write about how well-endowed you are.
12:15I got it.
12:15Or...
12:16I've really liked you for a really long time.
12:22And I want to do this to...
12:25Spend more time with you.
12:27We hate each other.
12:29Everyone knows this.
12:31Good luck convincing people this relationship is legit.
12:33Well, I'm a very persuasive person, Jane.
12:36You know, if you want my best work, the price is going to go up.
12:41What else do you want?
12:43I failed my literature class last semester.
12:45You're the only person that got an A+.
12:47So I need you to write my final essay.
12:49There is no way I'm cheating for you.
12:51All right.
12:52I could ask somebody else.
12:54You can walk away now.
12:58If you don't mind me telling everybody that you're secretly riding softcore by your stepbrother in your spare time.
13:09Fine.
13:09I will pretend to be your fake girlfriend and write your stupid essay.
13:14But there will be rules.
13:18Rule number one.
13:19Don't suddenly kiss me.
13:21Hey, if we're going to be in a fake relationship, we're going to kiss a lot.
13:25I thought you really liked that first kiss.
13:29All right.
13:30I can reluctantly accept that.
13:32But just to be clear, I do not like kissing you.
13:35All right.
13:35Back to the point.
13:36Rule number one.
13:37Absolutely no sex.
13:40Rule number two.
13:41No feelings.
13:43You think I'm going to catch feelings?
13:47Rule number three.
13:47This fake relationship will last for one month.
13:51That gives us enough time for all of this to blow over.
13:54I will give you your finished essay at the end of this month.
13:57And rule number four.
13:59We tell no one.
14:00No exceptions.
14:01Okay.
14:02I agree to your terms.
14:03But I got some rules on my own to add.
14:06Number one.
14:08You come to every single one of my games this month.
14:10Number two.
14:13You come to every party with me.
14:15Including homecoming.
14:19Last one.
14:21We're throwing a party tomorrow to celebrate my MVP win.
14:24You're coming.
14:26Wear a swimsuit.
14:29Make it sexy.
14:30I might be a dorky wallflower in real life.
14:42But online, I'm the blogger every girl at Maple University can't wait to hear from.
14:47At Sex and the Campus.
14:49We talk about boys, sex, and how to find your true self.
14:53The fact that I'm actually a virgin, that's something no one needs to know.
14:56Best sex at Maple U?
14:59It has to be someone on the hockey team.
15:01I heard Zach Gates has the best hockey stick on the team.
15:05If you know what I mean.
15:07Nate Duncan's not bad.
15:09I wonder who's better.
15:11Mr. N in the Virgin's bucket list is definitely based on Nate, right?
15:15Which makes Mr. Z, Zach.
15:17He can't even get it up.
15:19Why don't we let the host be the judge?
15:21Don't forget to tell everyone who's better.
15:25I'm watching you.
15:27I want you to publish a new story about me.
15:30And tell everyone that you saw with your own eyes.
15:32I can very much get it up.
15:37Jane's my girlfriend.
15:45Remember to wear your best swimsuit.
15:47I don't like pink.
15:48Wear a swimsuit.
15:50Make it sexy.
15:51I can't believe I agreed to come to this party.
16:21Wow.
16:21She actually had the guts to show up.
16:26She looks incredible.
16:32Knew you'd wear pink.
16:34Because you hate it?
16:36It's actually my favorite color.
16:38Who's that girl with the hot sack?
16:48Bro, who's that girl in the pink?
16:50Why is everyone staring at me?
16:53She's the most beautiful girl here.
17:00OMG, Nate is here.
17:02Where is that Jane?
17:03Where is that Jane?
17:05Jane the nerd?
17:05She looks like a whole new person without those thick-ass glasses.
17:09Why are they here together?
17:10Jane is so lucky.
17:12Exactly.
17:13What is every girl's dream like that.
17:15Today, I'm not Jane the Wallflower.
17:17For the first time, everyone is looking at me.
17:20Talking about me.
17:21All because I'm the hockey star's new girlfriend.
17:23Well, wait.
17:24You can touch me now.
17:29I don't bite.
17:32Nate's looking right at us.
17:33If you want to put on a convincing act, you're going to have to work with me here.
17:36I guess I have no choice but to trust you.
17:43I think I'm starting to like this contract.
17:47Let's see how far I can push it.
17:51Hey.
17:52Hands above the waist and off my butt, you perfect.
17:55What was that on the rules?
17:57Remind me to amend the contract.
18:06Hey, it's so sunny out today.
18:20Why don't I put some more sunscreen on you?
18:36Do you want to show them up?
18:41You have more muscles than Duncan.
18:44I don't know.
18:45Why are you so scared?
18:47You write way spice your stuff in your erotica.
18:52Or wait, don't tell me.
18:54Were those just fantasies and you don't have any actual experience?
18:57I'd rather die than answer that question.
19:00I want to help you, but you got to trust me.
19:06I'm not scared.
19:12I'm not scared.
19:34Her hands feel amazing.
19:36I can get used to this.
19:49They want to make this a competition?
19:51Let's give them one.
20:02Dang, what?
20:04It's getting here over there.
20:06The hockey players are getting all the action.
20:07The hockey players are getting all the action.
20:07Hey, I thought they said no sex.
20:36It's getting dangerously close to you.
20:39Oh my gosh.
20:39I'm so sorry.
20:40I didn't mean to.
20:43It's my turn.
20:43It's the school jock giving me a massage.
20:52I'm a virgin.
20:54O-M-G.
20:58His hands are like magic.
21:01I can feel myself melting.
21:02Oh, what are you doing?
21:10What are you doing?
21:14Showing you how to drive your stepbrother insane?
21:16Really?
21:17Right in front of me.
21:19Zach, what do you think you're doing to Jane?
21:35I'm just protecting my precious girlfriend's skin from the heart race in the sun.
21:40You do the same for Melissa, right?
21:41Wait, you're not jealous of them with your stepsister, right?
21:50Jane?
21:53Jane?
21:54I think we should talk.
21:56Hey, Jane.
21:57I'm your boyfriend.
21:58I'm not going home with this guy.
21:59We're just going to talk.
22:01I won't break any rules, I promise.
22:07You shouldn't be dating him, Jane.
22:11He's a player.
22:12There's no way he actually likes you.
22:14I'm sorry?
22:15I know what these hockey guys are like.
22:17You're not his type.
22:17He's probably just messing around with his rival's baby sister to throw me off.
22:21Because I'm not the type of girl guys want to date, right?
22:24Because I'm the type they want to use.
22:26You think only girls like Melissa are good enough to date hockey stars?
22:29No, I didn't say that.
22:29It's what you meant.
22:31I didn't know you thought so little of me.
22:39What did that dickhead say to you?
22:41Nothing.
22:42Everyone already saw us together.
22:43Can we leave now?
22:45The party just started.
22:45We haven't gone swimming.
22:47I don't want to swim.
22:48You don't want to swim or you don't want to swim with me?
22:50What is she hiding from me?
22:56You don't want to swim or you don't want to swim with me?
22:59Come on, Jane.
23:01Don't be shy.
23:02I cover my body as much as possible.
23:05My eating disorder left me with stretch marks I don't want anyone to see.
23:09Fine.
23:10Leave.
23:11See if I care.
23:12Wait, Zach.
23:13I just don't like pool parties.
23:16I can't let him or anyone here see my body.
23:19The things they'd say, I would be like high school all over again.
23:23Wow, Jane.
23:25I thought you were just a dorky little virgin.
23:27I didn't know you had an image to act like such a skank.
23:31What?
23:31Jealous that Nate was watching me?
23:32Oh, I knew you were doing it for his attention.
23:35You know what will really get him excited?
23:36What are you doing?
23:45This is a pool party.
23:46You were desperate enough to want the attention, so come on, Jane.
23:50Let me let everyone see that banging body.
23:52Oh, no wonder former fat girls like you cover themselves up.
24:15You look like a wrinkled old grocery bag.
24:17Not even an eating disorder could make you beautiful.
24:20Those stretch marks are disgusting.
24:22You can't pull off the innocent act forever, Melissa.
24:25Sooner or later, everyone's going to find out what a nasty, jealous bully you are.
24:29Oh, I'm so scared.
24:31Nobody would believe a pathetic loser like you.
24:34I bet Nate will.
24:37You pushed me.
24:39You cut me with glass.
24:47No, I didn't.
24:48You set me up, you crazy.
24:50You're the crazy one.
24:52Nate can't trust you.
24:55He thinks you're a pathetic, lying bitch.
24:58He's my stepbrother.
24:59I think he knows me better than that.
25:01We'll see about that.
25:03Hey, Jane.
25:04You never learned how to swim, right?
25:05Let's see who's more important to Nate.
25:07Nate, his sweet, beautiful girlfriend, or his ugly, useless stepsister.
25:14Let's see who's more important to Nate.
25:16His sweet, beautiful girlfriend, or his ugly, useless stepsister.
25:21Crazy.
25:22Let go of me.
25:23I can't breathe.
25:43I can't breathe.
25:49I can't breathe.
26:00I can't breathe.
26:19I can't breathe.
26:49It's because I took all your attention.
26:52She pushed me.
26:53She knows I can't swim.
26:55Why the hell would she do that?
26:56She's trying to be your friend.
26:57Jane, I didn't realize you could be this childish and cruel.
27:00You could have seriously hurt Melissa.
27:02Childish and cruel?
27:03Nate, you know me.
27:04I thought you would trust me.
27:06No, you've lost my trust.
27:07I swear, if you ever go and you're Melissa again, don't threaten my girlfriend.
27:11Or you won't like what happens next.
27:12Try me, you freshman pussy.
27:13All right.
27:18Get the hell out of my party.
27:19And take her with you.
27:26Nate, do I really have to leave the party?
27:28Jane, Walsy, this is all your fault.
27:45Huh.
27:47Looks like I found someone's dirty little secret.
27:50I'm sorry, I shouldn't have stormed off earlier.
28:03It's too long.
28:06Can you take the towel off?
28:11Don't.
28:11I know what's on me.
28:15You see this scar?
28:16It happened during training when I was a kid.
28:19I took a nasty fall.
28:21And now my shoulders are kind of lopsided.
28:22And for the longest time, I didn't want to take my shirt off.
28:25Because I was convinced that I looked like a monster.
28:28You're not.
28:29Not at all.
28:30Neither do you.
28:32My mom always told me, our scars make us beautiful.
28:36It shows that we can overcome anything.
28:39And listen, Jane, Walsy.
28:41You gotta ignore when Melissa tries to call you ugly.
28:43And don't listen to anything that Nate says.
28:46Okay?
28:46They're idiots.
28:48You don't need their approval anyway.
28:49You want to tell me your scar story?
28:54My dad died when I was a senior in high school.
28:57My whole world came crashing down.
29:00I stopped eating and never really started again.
29:05My weight plummeted.
29:06And then it got these scars.
29:19Don't cover yourself up.
29:28You're too pretty to be ashamed.
29:43Jane has feelings for you.
29:45No wonder she hates me so much.
29:47Maybe you should just break up with me and go be with her if that's what you want.
29:52Why the hell would I want to date my stepsister?
29:55And there's no way she'd want to date me either.
29:59She's in the bathroom.
30:00She can tell you herself.
30:05Jane, are you in there?
30:06I think we should talk.
30:07There's nowhere to hide, Jane.
30:10Nate knows all about your little secret crush on.
30:17They're getting my vote for a couple of the year.
30:31You guys close the door or we're in the middle of something.
30:36Nah, bro.
30:36We're about to play truth or shot.
30:37You've got to.
30:38You can't skip out.
30:40Nate, Melissa, you guys got to play too.
30:42I don't want them in my house.
30:43It's more fun with the whole team.
30:45Truth or shot.
30:47Truth or shot.
30:49Truth or shot.
30:50Remember, honest answers only.
30:53If you're too afraid to answer, then you have to take a shot of this.
30:58The nastiest bottom shelf vodka there is.
31:02All right.
31:02First question.
31:03Zach.
31:05What do you think is Jane's sexiest body part?
31:11Lips.
31:13She has a way of saying things that keeps me up at night.
31:15Ow!
31:17Okay, okay.
31:18Next question.
31:19Jane.
31:20What do you think is Zach's sexiest body part?
31:32Uh, answer the question glasses.
31:43His hands.
31:44Oh, yeah.
31:45I'm great with my hands.
32:03That's right, you are.
32:04All right.
32:04Next question.
32:06What about her makes your heart race?
32:10Every time she blushes when I...
32:14Jane, how about you?
32:17When he shuts up.
32:22Um, Jane, that is such a rude answer.
32:28Are you and Zach really together?
32:30It kind of sounds like you hate him.
32:35It's called flirting, Melissa.
32:37Okay, okay, okay, okay.
32:42Last question.
32:43What's one secret that Jane doesn't want anyone to know?
32:46I know a secret that I think everybody would like to hear.
32:55Is she about to tell everyone I have a crush on my stepbrother?
33:05What you don't know about Jane is that she has...
33:08She drools in her sleep.
33:10What?
33:14No, I don't.
33:16I got proof right here.
33:17Oh, my God.
33:22When did you take that?
33:23Delete it.
33:24Delete it.
33:30All right, we get it.
33:31You do her cute as hell.
33:32No need to rub it in everyone's faces.
33:34What are we, in elementary school?
33:36We should be above.
33:38Should we throw a shot?
33:38Why don't we spice things up
33:42with a little kissing competition?
33:46Wow, 58 seconds.
34:11That's impressive.
34:13Jay, Zach, can you guys beat that?
34:16Two days ago, I hated Zach's guts and hadn't kissed anyone in my entire life.
34:26There's no way we can beat that.
34:28It's okay if you don't want to, Jane.
34:30I mean, it must be weird kissing your boyfriend in front of your brother.
34:33Stop.
34:34Brother.
34:35And I'm not a transfer, I don't care.
34:37Looks like Nate doesn't care at all, Jane.
34:39I'm curious to see how you and Zach will end up.
34:41Are you the perfect couple or not?
34:47I'd love to kiss Zach.
34:4958 seconds is nothing for us.
34:53That literature essay is guaranteed eight plus and three windows.
34:56I'll work extra hard if you do it through a while.
34:58Zach's a really good kisser.
35:18Hey, what the hell, bro?
35:27Nate, what the hell are you doing?
35:28Nate, let go.
35:30Nate?
35:31Don't you think you should be standing here holding your girlfriend's hand?
35:34Not right now.
35:36I need to have a talk with my sister.
35:38Whatever you have to say, you can say it right here.
35:39It's a family matter.
35:45Jane, please.
35:46I've wanted Nate to want me for so long.
35:49How can I tell him no?
35:56Zach, I promise, it's the last time.
35:58I'll be right back.
36:00Just wait.
36:02I'll put my jacket first.
36:03All right, pack it up, guys.
36:10Party's over.
36:13What are you doing?
36:14What are you doing acting like that?
36:16Throwing yourself at Zach in front of everybody?
36:18It makes you look slutty.
36:20Slutty?
36:21You're a hockey bro.
36:22You've probably slept with like half the student body.
36:24Besides, let's not pretend that you and Melissa didn't start it.
36:27It's fine if you do it, but not me and my boyfriend.
36:29You're a girl.
36:30It is different.
36:32People call me a player, they move on with their day.
36:33But they'll call you a ran through slut.
36:36Are you really calling me a slut right now just for kissing Zach?
36:39You know that Zach is coming for my MVP spot.
36:42You said it yourself last night what a deep move it was that he stole my winning shot.
36:46Why him?
36:47Of all people.
36:49He's bad news, Jane.
36:50I'm just trying to protect you here.
36:52Really?
36:52Because it feels like you're trying to control me.
36:54I'm trying to tell you that you need to break up with Zach.
36:57You slept with him, right?
36:57It's where God meets pregnant.
36:59I'll...
37:00I thought I knew you, Nate Duncan.
37:04I thought you were different, but you're really just a selfish, arrogant bastard.
37:08You like me anyway.
37:10What?
37:11The stories you wrote about me, I read them.
37:14You have a crush on me, your own stepbrother.
37:19How does he know?
37:20What did he read?
37:23I...
37:23Well, too bad, Jane.
37:25It's never going to happen.
37:26And I have a girlfriend.
37:28And I have a boyfriend.
37:30Maybe I used to have a crush on you before we became step-siblings, but that was a long
37:34time ago.
37:35You sure?
37:37You're really not just with my rival to make me jealous?
37:41You better watch out, Jane, because sooner or later he's going to leave you with a bastard
37:44child and you'll just become another college dropout single mother.
37:48Don't you dare talk about him like that!
37:50You think you're such a good judge of character?
37:52What about that precious girlfriend of yours, Melissa?
37:55She almost bullied me into an early grave in high school.
38:00You never do that.
38:01You don't know Melissa what I do.
38:02Nothing I say will make you believe me.
38:04See?
38:12I told you Nate wouldn't believe what words you said about me.
38:17I told you Nate wouldn't believe what words you said about me.
38:21Not today, maybe.
38:22But sooner or later.
38:25No, no.
38:25No.
38:25You just won't give up, will you?
38:38That's my dad's necklace!
38:40What are you doing?
38:41You need to get it through your thick skull.
38:43Then Nate is mine.
38:45He will choose me over you every time.
38:52You're crazy!
38:53You're crazy!
38:55No!
39:04This is the last thing my dad left me!
39:06What are you doing?
39:08Nate!
39:09What the fuck happened?
39:10Melissa, you're bleeding.
39:11I was just trying to apologize to Jane.
39:13I didn't know I'd get to a better place.
39:15But then she was like,
39:16I'm never going to forgive you as long as you're Nate's girlfriend.
39:19And she ripped off her necklace and stabbed me with the pieces.
39:22That's not what happened.
39:24You're clinically insane!
39:26Why would you do this?
39:27Because I rejected you?
39:29Nate, you know this necklace is the last thing my dad left me.
39:32Why would I break it?
39:33Nate, you know I have a low pain tolerance.
39:36Why would I stab myself?
39:38Oh my god, I have so much blood.
39:39I can't look.
39:41Jane, Melissa is the captain of the cheer team.
39:43She can't handle this much pain.
39:44Why would she purposefully scar herself?
39:46Well, I'm scared of pain too.
39:49But Nate just doesn't seem to care.
39:53Or maybe he never did.
39:55You need to confess and apologize.
40:00And then maybe Melissa can find a way to forgive you.
40:03It depends on how sincere the apology is.
40:07I'm so sick of you always taking her side when she's so clearly out to get me.
40:12Nate, I'm going to ask you one more time.
40:14Do you believe her or me?
40:16Because if the answer is her, then you've lost me forever.
40:18I believe what I see with my own eyes.
40:25Your necklace left a bloody wound in Melissa's arm and you need to apologize.
40:31Fine.
40:33From now on, we'll be just like this necklace.
40:37I don't want anything to do with you anymore, Nate.
40:40Jane, don't be like that.
40:41I just...
40:42Jane, what the hell happened?
40:44Zach, Melissa broke my necklace.
40:46My dad's necklace.
40:48Jane broke the necklace herself and used it to stab Melissa.
40:52I just wanted her to apologize.
40:54Jane won't be apologizing.
40:55Now let me apologize on her behalf.
40:58I can treat that wound for you.
41:04I did it burn!
41:12This is your last warning.
41:14You two stay away from Jane, or it's a lot worse than your arm that gets caught.
41:18Don't you, really?
41:24No, I'm a hockey player, not a murderer.
41:26I just want to scare them shitless.
41:35Done.
41:35I thank you for sticking up for me today.
41:39But, did you really never doubt me?
41:42I mean, for all you know, I could be a murderer.
41:45You don't seem like a type.
41:46Plus, I know how much that necklace means to you.
41:49You wear it every day.
41:51And you're scared of pain.
41:52Every time me and one of the guys falls in the ice, you flinch.
42:00Did you have those broken pieces in your hand until you bled?
42:04You know all those things about me?
42:06Even Nate did them.
42:09Jane, well, see.
42:11Are you playing dumb, or are you actually stupid?
42:14Do you really not know?
42:15What?
42:15Glasses, I like you.
42:21I like you so much that I watch everything you do.
42:25I watch all your little habits, what you like, what you're scared of.
42:29What makes you happy?
42:38Ha ha.
42:39You know you really shouldn't jump like that.
42:42Pretty good actor, right?
42:44You fall for it?
42:45I knew it.
42:46Next time you prank me like that, I won't forgive you.
42:49Sure you won't.
42:51At least your energy's up.
42:53Life is much better than Nate Duncan, right?
42:56I'm thinking, why don't you just leave that guy and hang out with me?
43:01Can you be serious for like one second?
43:04Sure.
43:06Stop!
43:11Thank you, Zach.
43:13You really saved me tonight.
43:15I appreciate the thanks, but I think I deserve a bit more of a reward.
43:20What do you want?
43:22What do you want?
43:23I'm already working on your essay.
43:25Yeah, you already owe me that.
43:28I want something new.
43:32You.
43:36What?
43:37I want you to wear my jersey to the game, and cheer louder than anybody.
43:48Oh.
43:49What'd you think I meant?
43:51Nothing.
43:52Wearing the popular star player's hockey jersey, cheering for him in the stands, that's every girl's dream.
43:59Jane, you've never given a girl your jersey before.
44:04Are you sure you're not afraid I'll embarrass you?
44:06Jane, I know what I'm doing.
44:08I want you to wear it.
44:12Fine.
44:13You know, besides wearing their jerseys and cheering for him, there's one more thing that my teammates' girlfriends do for him.
44:23What?
44:24Kiss him in front of an audience.
44:26It's a hockey tradition.
44:31If you don't kiss me, you might as well stand across our foreheads when we're in a fake relationship.
44:36All right?
44:36You don't want that.
44:37We don't want our secret to get out, right?
44:38Fine.
44:39Fine.
44:40I'll do it.
44:41But you better play well, because I'm not kissing a loser.
44:43A loser?
44:44I haven't lost...
44:45I don't even know what that word means.
44:50We've got to make it look like we're really into it, though.
44:52So I was thinking we'd practice.
44:56Practice kissing?
44:58Is there a problem with that?
45:01I mean, I think everyone's already convinced we're dating.
45:04Do you think we have to?
45:06I don't want anyone thinking I'm a bad kisser.
45:09Especially not you, glasses.
45:12Just practice.
45:15Just practice.
45:22It's just a kiss.
45:33No strings attached.
45:35Why does it feel so good?
45:37Don't you like it?
45:40It seems kind of intuitive.
45:42No.
45:43No way.
45:44I mean, it wasn't the best I ever had, if that's what you're asking.
45:48Who am I kidding?
45:49He's the only guy I've ever kissed.
45:51You know, most guys will take insults to their performance as a challenge.
45:56Are you insulting me to try and provoke me?
45:59Asking for more?
46:01Are you messing with me again?
46:02I told you no more pranks.
46:04It's okay if you don't think I'm a good kisser.
46:06I have plenty of chances to, uh, change your mind.
46:10It's getting late.
46:11I should get back to my dorm.
46:12Don't be late tomorrow.
46:15My jersey smells pretty good, so...
46:17Don't be afraid to give it a sniff.
46:18You're an ass, you know that.
46:19And you love it.
46:28Zach Gates is a hockey star.
46:29A total player.
46:30You can't let yourself fall for him.
46:32You're his fake girlfriend.
46:34Nothing more.
46:37Ew.
46:38But Zach Gates isn't as bad as I thought.
46:43He's not arrogant.
46:44He's saved me so many times already.
46:47He even called my stretch marks pretty.
46:49He rejected Melissa, too.
46:52Maybe he's not a player at all.
46:53Oh, my God.
47:14What the hell am I doing?
47:15Sniffing Zach Gates' jersey like a psycho creep?
47:18A couple days ago, I thought he was my worst enemy.
47:21But he does smell nice.
47:28I bet you're smelling my jersey right now.
47:31Did you hear Jane Wellesie is wearing Zach's jersey to the game tonight?
47:45Oh, my God.
47:46Really?
47:46He's never given a girl his jersey before.
47:50Jane is so not good enough for him.
47:52Zach must think she's really special.
47:55Are you seriously sticking up for Jane right now?
47:58I need these bitches on my side.
48:01Time to throw Jane under the bus.
48:04You have no idea what she says about you behind your back, Leah.
48:08I heard her telling some old skank that you smell like old sweat and you definitely have an STD.
48:13What?
48:15That bitch.
48:16And Courtney, she said your eyes are so far apart that you look like a lazy-eyed catfish.
48:21What?
48:21How dare she?
48:22Ladies, we need to teach this girl a lesson.
48:28I need to teach this girl a lesson.
48:28I need to teach this girl a lesson.
48:29I need to teach this girl a lesson.
48:59Oh my god, oh my god, don't throw up my shampoo.
49:07Oh my god, that's more like Jane the slut.
49:22She's naked under there.
49:25Walking around campus naked, Jane?
49:28God, you're such a slut.
49:30Trying to hold yourself out to the rest of the hockey team too?
49:33No, my clothes, someone took them.
49:35Clothes?
49:36You mean these granny panties.
49:39Want your training bra back, Jane?
49:44Why did you do this? I don't even know you.
49:46Liar! I know what you said about me. You had this coming.
49:52It was you?
49:54Give me bad boy clothes.
50:00Mean, ugly girls like you don't deserve to date hockey stars.
50:06And look at her arms!
50:08All crinkly like an old lady.
50:11Jane, if I were you, I'd cover that up.
50:13You can't hurt me.
50:15All you guys are doing is exposing your own insecurities.
50:20How dare you fight back!
50:24Let go of her! Now!
50:26AAAAAHHH!
50:27Pokémon!
50:28Skip.
50:34Moo!
50:36Stop.
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