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00:00next Sunday my name is Bobby I like to
00:07party and if you don't believe me watch
00:10me shake my body will Bobby cut it his
00:12school mascot I needed to use the
00:16restroom but I couldn't face the guys at
00:18the trough don't miss a new king of the
00:20hill next Sunday on Fox next what's
00:23Homer doing during long downloads I've
00:26been sitting on the toilet all the
00:28long day and all new high-tech Simpsons
00:31is next on Fox to become a rollerblade
00:34pro Malcolm will learn from the best
00:36his dad in street hockey not clown
00:39school Malcolm in the middle all
00:41starting next on Fox what a coinkydink
00:45Fox Wednesday it's Jordan's magic moment
00:51his first kiss
00:54now can Bernie make him a player you got
00:57to be real smooth so hey good-looking
01:00you want to climb the jungle gym with a
01:02real swinger
01:03oh please all new Bernie Mac everyone
01:05sweet on Fox at 9 Wednesday
01:08Lois fantasizes that her boys are girls
01:12I'm working at the new Hooters out by the
01:14lumberyard all new Malcolm part of a full
01:16hour at 9 tonight on Fox classic Christmas
01:19tale towards that 70s show party which
01:22left Eric not right until he opened his
01:25gift those are my shoes from last night
01:27then Titus's ex-girlfriend shows up at
01:30his place things weren't so jolly cuz she
01:33punched me in the face carefully he
01:35unbolted the locks and to save Christmas
01:38he shrieked I'm calling the cops a new
01:41Titus after a new that 70s show starting
01:44at 8 7 central Fox Tuesday where I put my
01:47scotch tape did you check under my chin bill
01:50discovers the joy of Christmas but how long
01:53will he keep it up even Troy Aikman takes off
01:56his uniform after the Super Bowl that
01:58you know it's a new king of the hill
02:00oh happy Martin Luther King Jr. day next
02:05magic secrets are exposed I'm receiving a
02:08drink order a be here yes how did you
02:11know a new Simpsons is coming up next on
02:14Fox
02:19Fox Wednesday is where you gotta be why don't
02:22you come down and join us I'd love to but
02:24it always conflict with my tap-dancing
02:26class for television's funniest hour
02:28how will the butlers know what time is it
02:31it's back to you at 8 7 central if you
02:34ask me you're the one who's rude hey guys
02:37talking till death at 8 37 30 central
02:40hey cheerio cheerio pop-pop it over
02:43television's funniest hour is all new
02:45Wednesday on Fox
02:47Moe damn right I used to think
02:49computers were great until I caught my
02:51wife having an online affair what should I
02:54do yeah man I'll tell you what that
02:55dang old internet man just going on there
02:57point-and-click get into talking about
02:59www.w.com you got then naked chicks on
03:02there man you go click click click click
03:03click click click click it's real easy man
03:05you've got questions boomhower has the
03:07answers what in the world is wrong with
03:10your mind watch for him on king of the
03:12hill take one look just one box next week on
03:21king of the hill bobby way to kill ducks he
03:30must have killed a thousand ducks. And then I killed another one, too. Well, that is wonderful.
03:37I never get to bond with Bobby on account of he's not good at much. Shooting stuff is something a
03:43father and son can do together. Can I keep my new gun in my room? Sure. Can I keep the bullets in my
03:49pocket? If you want. Can I put a gun rack on my bike? Do you know how long I've been waiting for
03:55you to ask me that? We now join a press conference in progress. Next question. Do you still want to
04:08move King of the Hills to L.A.? Yes, we do. Is Hank's refusal to move while you kill them all? Well,
04:13we have not killed Hank Hill. Remember, there were three others caught in that fire. And as long as
04:18Hank reconsiders, then Luanne or Buckley or Chuck Mangione will die. Will Peggy be dying? Well,
04:24Peggy's a team player and we'll be visiting L.A. this summer with the rest of the cast so that we
04:28can sell them on our city. One more question. Won't King of the Hills suffer without Hank Hill?
04:33No more questions. Watch King of the Hill all summer long for details.
04:40Next Fox Tuesday on the dramatic season finale of King of the Hill.
04:43Cotton's grandson. Where'd all this water come from? My water broke. It means the baby's almost done.
04:51I know where the Arlen hospital is. It's two hours away. Can you hold it in? Oh!
04:58First time? Yeah. It's our 20th wedding anniversary. Jump!
05:03Pull the cord! Okay! Your emergency cord!
05:14Hey!
05:15All sloppy and no joke. Next week, an all-new King of the Hill on the new Fox Tuesday.
05:24Luanne claims she saw Buckley's angel last night on the trampoline. Buckley's angel? Can you please
05:30melt Sharona Johnson's face? Ugh! She has given me the heaviest of jeebies.
05:37Dear Buckley's angel, bring me a woman. Any woman. That's between me and Buckley's angel.
05:43There is no Buckley's angel. What happened to you being there?
05:52Now, the new Fox Tuesday continues with an all-new Futurama.
05:56Thanksgiving!
05:57Is Hank doing the hanky-panky? What are you smiling about? I met a guy.
06:06With a friend like Drew Carey? Let's try getting together tonight.
06:09Who needs neighbors? As long as we're, for lack of a better word, incompetent, we will be hankless.
06:16All-new King of the Hill after a classic episode next Sunday at 7 6 Central on Fox.
06:21It's a miracle! Octuplets in Springfield. What? Can I offer you something to drink? No,
06:27thanks. And all-new Simpsons, coming up next on Fox. Black blood and peppermint.
06:36Fox Wednesday. If you see this expression, it's likely this person is about to attack someone. When
06:41an assassin threatens a diplomat's wedding. I love weddings. You really are idiosically happy,
06:47aren't you? The ruled authorities on lying are called in. My wife and my son are the only family
06:51I have. They are the ones that I need to protect. Can they stop a murder? Your face. It shows in your
06:56face. Before it even happens. You lie, and I'll know it. New hit Lie to Me. Only Wednesday at 9 8 Central on Fox.
07:08Fox tomorrow. Two unforgettable hours. One unbelievable finale. We're not running. Not today. All
07:16season long, you've wondered how it would end. You cannot tell her, okay? Promise me. All we can
07:21say is, the biggest surprise of the season is dead ahead. People have no idea what they're walking
07:26into. Terminator. The Sarah Connor Chronicles. View discretion advised. The two-hour season finale at 8 7
07:36Central tomorrow on Fox.
07:38Not in this place before. The new season of Prison Break is just getting started. Can I trust his mobile?
07:43He's a snake. He stabbed me in the back every chance he got. And in the deadliest prison on earth.
07:49Back up. The only way out. You think we want to be forced into this? You think we want to be here?
07:55Is to go even deeper inside. My name is Michael Schofield. I was sent to get you out of here.
08:01Prison Break. View discretion advised. All new tomorrow at 8 7 Central on Fox.
08:05Propane business.
08:10Bobby's proclaimed the chosen one. The wind cannot overturn a mountain.
08:14You're talking like a song from the Lion King. Behold the Bobby Lama. Give us a sign.
08:21Forget about that dang Buddhist movie. I command you.
08:26An all new King of the Hill. Next Sunday. And now, The Simpsons buy an electric car and say goodbye to gas.
08:33You betcha. Uh, Bart? Well, that shut me up. The Simpsons begins right now.
08:40Coughlin!
08:45Fox tomorrow. Every teacher wants to be admired by their students.
08:49I never denied fantasizing over. This is more like stalking.
08:52But what happens when it crosses the line into obsession?
08:56The hit series, Boston Public. Then. Don't miss Robert Downey Jr.'s final appearance of the season.
09:03I failed as a father. I failed as a husband. The biggest lie would be to say I never failed again.
09:08An unforgettable Ally McBeal. It's a night of all new episodes. 8 7 Central tomorrow on Fox.
09:14Next Sunday. It's the grand opening of Dale's luxury outhouse.
09:21Why just relieve yourself when you can reward yourself.
09:25Well, I might be able to conjure up a little something.
09:28But will he do a number on Hank?
09:30Oh!
09:30He's a squatter.
09:32No doubt guest stars on King of the Hills season finale next Sunday.
09:36And coming up next, get ready for Springfield's first amusement park.
09:40Build it to heaven.
09:41The electricity is in the air.
09:43And all new Simpsons is coming up next on Fox.
09:46Oh.
09:47Right shall-a-man-a-man.
09:52With the world starved for justice and people in need of champions, there's one place to turn for heroes.
10:03The Fox Box. Saturday mornings, now more than ever.
10:07Only one hour Simpsons event.
10:09Who's behind the mask of Springfield's new crime fighter?
10:12Mild-mannered Homer Simpson.
10:13You're not mild-mannered. You're often liquored up and rude.
10:17A Super Simpsons all-new part of the full hour next on Fox.
10:22Media tricked you.
10:27King of the Hill welcomes Clint Black, Winona, Randy Travis, and more to Fanfare 2000.
10:32But their biggest fan has a score to settle.
10:35You stole my score!
10:37Would a couple of beers help the situation?
10:41I know it would help me.
10:42The King of the Hills season finale next Sunday.
10:46Now, on the mother of all Fox Sundays, is the nanny stealing Marge's family?
10:50I'm not insane.
10:51Run, Marge! Run!
10:53A new Simpsons, followed by a new Malcolm starting next.
10:59Fox Sunday. The terror is real.
11:01I just got my first period.
11:04Two men trapped in a world they can't understand.
11:08You know, the special time in girls' lives and the freshness and all that.
11:14All new King of the Hills, 736 30 Central, Fox Sunday.
11:19The most heart-bounding Halloween special ever.
11:21Pacemaker!
11:22Stuck on hummingbirds!
11:24An all-new Simpsons, part of a full hour, next on Fox.
11:28Coco.
11:33Next Sunday, it's Bobby cut out for the rodeo.
11:35Hello there.
11:36It's an all-new King of the Hill.
11:38And now, stay tuned as the Simpsons hit the slopes.
11:41This is the worst pain ever!
11:43And in a half hour, don't miss the premiere of Malcolm in the Middle,
11:47the show the New York Times calls Fox's glowing new comedy.
11:50Oh, yeah, I care.
11:52There is no better television family this side of The Simpsons.
11:55Hello, boys.
11:57How long in for?
11:57Another hour.
12:00Malcolm in the Middle, after The Simpsons next.
12:07Esquire magazine asks, if making funny television is so damn hard,
12:12how does Conan O'Brien's former sidekick make it look so easy?
12:15We have a new office mate.
12:17His name is Andy, like you.
12:19Won't that be fun?
12:20We figured we'd just call you Big Andy.
12:23Why can't he be New Andy?
12:25Or I'll be Andy and he can be Black Andy.
12:28We can't run around calling somebody Black Andy.
12:30Introducing Andy Richter Controls the Universe,
12:33a new comedy premiering Tuesday, March 19th on Fox.
12:38Next week on King of the Hill.
12:40It's not like there's a science to doing up your pants.
12:43I just wonder if he might feel a bit more at home in a store like H. Dumpty's.
12:47This is a fat kid's store.
12:49I'm H. Dumpty, but I'd like him to model for us.
12:52What do you think?
12:53A fashion model?
12:54Well, that was the second biggest talent agent in all of Ireland.
12:58It's your birthday and you make a wish for something magical.
13:02And then lifeguard, up on your purse so high, all around you they splash.
13:07Run! Run! Go to the 50! Go to the 60!
13:10You look too fantastic!
13:12Next week on an all-new King of the Hill, Hank and Peggy flash back to high school.
13:22You know, um, Valentine's is coming up.
13:25Yeah. Peggy, if Hank discovers you cannot even bake, it is all over.
13:30I pulled some tendons in my back and I can't come over for dinner.
13:33You know, if I hadn't hurt my back that day, I would have known she couldn't cook.
13:37And then I would have been forced to not marry this little gal.
13:41So he had Mono. It was 20 years ago.
13:43Mono?
13:44The kissing disease?
13:46Give me that freaking file.
13:48How did you get Mono, Hank?
13:49She's on the-
13:50Jack Bowers' plane was shot down by an American military unit.
13:56In any struggle, trust is the first casualty.
14:00You know, Benjamin called me here.
14:01I wanted to warn you, they'll connect you to the plane I was shot down.
14:04Innocence is the second.
14:07Never meant for it to be personal.
14:08Felt pretty personal when you killed my wife.
14:10And they'll both die tonight.
14:13Somebody hacked in.
14:14Who else had access to it?
14:16Nobody except...
14:1924, all new, 9 8 Central, Fox Tuesday.
14:27In two weeks, I can tell you're sweet Vandana, I'm sure.
14:31It's good to have friends.
14:32Vegas, who's in?
14:34All right, we just gotta stop off at my house, grab my black shirt, and get some cash for my mom.
14:39Wear one of your gut shirts.
14:40Anything else you want to criticize about me?
14:43Body odor?
14:47Aren't you supposed to live in the woods?
14:48It's not the best place to make a buck in today's, uh, the rat race.
14:53The Cleveland Show premieres two weeks from tonight after The Simpsons-
14:56SHMACKEN!
14:57The television phenomenon of the year returns with even more talent.
15:04I've got sunshine!
15:08You can sing!
15:09Thank you!
15:10Even more emotion.
15:11I really tried my best!
15:12And even more...
15:13How am I supposed to live without you?
15:18Simon!
15:19If you lived 2,000 years ago, I think they would have stoned you.
15:23It was awful.
15:24The next American Idol.
15:25Be there from the first notes to the final vote.
15:27Premieres Tuesday, January 21st on Fox.
15:30The reviews are in for the new comedy, Arrested Development.
15:38Excuse me.
15:40No, they're good.
15:41TV Guide calls it the season's first great comedy.
15:44Do you want a cage for that?
15:45No, I'm a magician.
15:48What is your return policy, by the way?
15:51Ron Howard's Arrested Development, all new after Malcolm tonight.
15:55November 30th, Bernie is after Homer.
15:57Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
15:59When Bernie Mac follows The Simpsons on Sundays.
16:01My favorite day of the week.
16:03Starting November 30th on Fox.
16:0820 years ago, an accident was kept secret.
16:11That was close, but I think I'm okay.
16:13Fox, next Sunday, the mystery resurfaces.
16:15They're gonna drain the quarry.
16:17How will they keep one man from discovering their secret?
16:20Are you suggesting we kill Boomhauer?
16:23Well, you're the boss.
16:24And all new King of the Hill.
16:26And next, can The Simpsons survive?
16:28Ah!
16:28Being lost in the jungle.
16:30Hey, maybe you'll lead us to bananas.
16:32Or more mouse-watering monkeys.
16:34And all new Simpsons is next on Fox.
16:36That monkey!
16:37Fox, dang it!
16:39From America's number one show, the country's hottest singers rock the season like never before.
16:51Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Tamira Gray, and many more.
17:01Don't miss all your favorite holiday classics, Idol Style.
17:05And all new special, an American Idol Christmas at 8 7 Central on Fox Tuesday.
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