The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show S01E06 Snoopy: Man's Best Friend

The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show (1983)

"Kiss", "Peppermint Patty", "Charlie Brown Is Lost!", "Snoopy."

Transcript

00:00The End

00:30Oh, my God.

01:00Oh, my God.

01:30I don't think anyone is ever going to love me.

01:33Yes, ma'am. I was told to report to the principal.

01:47Well, I've been falling asleep in class, I guess, and my teacher's kind of upset about me.

01:55The principal is busy? Oh, that's okay. I can wait.

01:59I have a problem, Chuck. I keep falling asleep in school.

02:07My dad has his night job to see, and he doesn't get home until 2 in the morning.

02:12I'm afraid to go to sleep while I'm alone, so I've been sitting up watching TV.

02:18You need someone to stay with you?

02:19I appreciate you coming to stay with me, Snoopy.

02:28I've been falling asleep in school because I'm afraid to go to bed at night.

02:33Now I'll feel safe because I'll know you'll be guarding me.

02:38My dad will be working late for another whole week, and I sure hate being at home alone.

02:43Come on, I'll show you to our guest room. You'll have it all to yourself.

02:50And I hope you'll like the water bed.

02:54I sure feel safer with Snoopy in the house.

02:57Maybe I can get a good night's sleep for once, and not feel so tired in school tomorrow.

03:03Once old Snoopy gets used to the water bed in the guest room, I know he'll sleep well too.

03:08What's that?

03:13I thought I heard a noise.

03:15I'm glad old Snoop is in the guest room.

03:18Hey, Snoopy, I thought I heard something.

03:20You better go investigate.

03:24Hey, our TV set is gone.

03:26I knew I heard a noise.

03:28I knew someone was in the house.

03:30Snoopy, Snoopy, get up!

03:32A burglar stole our TV set!

03:34What kind of a watchdog are you?

03:36Get off that water bed and catch that burglar!

03:41Good grief!

03:44That stupid Chuck, he can't even own a good watchdog!

03:49The burglars are coming back!

03:51I can hear them in the living room!

03:54They're stealing all our furniture!

03:56Do something, Snoopy!

03:58Scare them off!

04:00Bark at them!

04:01Do something!

04:03Bark at them!

04:04There's a light on in Peppermint Patty's house!

04:13Sir, your front door was wide open, so I walked in.

04:17I also think that all your furniture is gone.

04:21I guess I was lucky that your new watchdog didn't bite me, huh?

04:25If I ever get off this water bed, I'm going to bite the watchdog!

04:30Sir, I think some burglar's house stole them all your furniture.

04:34I know they have, Marcy!

04:37Help me get off this stupid water bed!

04:40Stop bouncing, sir!

04:42I can't help you!

04:44Stop calling me sir!

04:46Hello, Chuck!

05:00Let me speak to my ex-watchdog, will ya?

05:07Hello, ex-watchdog!

05:09Thanks for nothing!

05:10Peppermint Patty says you were lost and that she found you.

05:30Oh?

05:31How in the world could you get lost right here in our own neighborhood?

05:36Well, it wasn't easy.

05:38It all started very innocently.

05:41Snoopy had taken his Beagle Scout Patrol on a hike.

05:45An overnight hike.

05:46The first night, the troop went into town to see the sights and have some fun.

05:52Snoopy got very angry and he said to all of them,

05:55So you guys went into town and got in a fight?

05:58Well, what about Harriet?

05:59Where's Harriet?

06:01And one of the little birds answered,

06:03Harriet's in jail.

06:05Jail?

06:06In jail?

06:08Yes, sir.

06:09I understand.

06:10One of Snoopy's Beagle Scouts got thrown in jail.

06:14I have to go down and get her out.

06:16That stupid dog is more trouble than he's worth.

06:20Most of us are.

06:22Speak for yourself.

06:25Hello?

06:26Sally?

06:27Yes, I have the bird with me.

06:29No, she wasn't in jail.

06:32She had been picked up by the Humane Society.

06:35Now I have to try and find Snoopy.

06:38I just hope you don't get lost in the woods.

06:41If you do, can I start moving my things into your room?

06:47Don't worry, little bird.

06:48I'll help you get back with Snoopy and your friends.

06:53It's no use talking.

06:54I can't understand a word you're saying.

06:58I must be out of my mind.

07:00What am I doing walking through the woods with a bird?

07:06Probably a sarcastic bird at that.

07:09Let me talk to Chuck, will you?

07:11I think he's lost in the woods.

07:14I know what you mean, but let me talk to him, will you?

07:17Well, bird, I hate to say it, but I don't have any idea where we are.

07:23I'm getting hungry, too.

07:25You know what would taste good right now?

07:27A big piece of angel food cake.

07:33Marcy, Chuck's lost in the woods.

07:36He needs us to find him.

07:39Get your backpack, Marcy.

07:42Bring all the things you need in the woods.

07:44We're a rescue team.

07:46I have everything, sir.

07:48Food, water, and comic books.

07:52It may be a long trip.

07:54You better bring an extra comic book.

07:57This is embarrassing.

07:59I'm supposed to be leading this bird back to Snoopy and her friends.

08:03And now we're lost.

08:05I hope she doesn't panic.

08:06I'll bet she's getting nervous.

08:10Then again, maybe she isn't.

08:13Good grief, Marcy.

08:14Snoopy, how did you get so tall?

08:17It's my expedition, boot, sir.

08:20While we're looking for Chuck, we might run into some bad weather.

08:25These boots are filled with goose down.

08:27But don't worry, sir.

08:29If we meet a goose, you can pretend you don't know me.

08:32You know what I think, little bird?

08:35I think you should fly off into the air and try and find Snoopy by yourself.

08:41Tell him I did my best.

08:43Tell him I'm lost.

08:44Tell him I'm sorry.

08:46Better yet, just say rats.

08:49He'll understand.

08:50You know what we forgot, sir?

08:52We forgot to bring along an automatic duck plucker.

08:57If we decide to have duck for dinner, we should have an automatic duck plucker.

09:04You don't seem interested, sir.

09:07Look, sir, it's starting to snow.

09:19My toes are cold.

09:22You shouldn't have worn those sandals.

09:24Maybe we could wrap your feet with comic books.

09:27If you walk slowly, sir, I can read your feet.

09:35Chuck, where are you?

09:38Chuck, where are you?

09:42We'll never find him this way, sir.

09:44Maybe we should try something else.

09:47I think you're right, Marcy.

09:50Chuck, you dummy, where are you?

09:54What are you doing home?

09:56Your master's still out in the woods somewhere.

09:59What kind of a dog are you?

10:01Here's the world-famous faithful dog braving the blizzards to find his master.

10:11The comic books are coming loose for my feet, Marcy.

10:15Pages are flying all over.

10:17Let me see what I can do.

10:19Did you ever read this one, sir?

10:21It's where Spider-Person is on this bridge.

10:24And he starts to...

10:26Marcy!

10:27Sorry, sir.

10:28When you're looking for someone in a snowstorm, you have two choices.

10:33You can wander around looking and looking and looking.

10:37Or you can just stand in one spot hoping that the lost person comes by.

10:44Chuck, where are you?

10:48Chuck!

10:49We can't find you!

10:52Where are you, Chuck?

10:54Chuck!

10:56Where are you?

10:58We love you, Chuck!

11:01Unless this is a joke!

11:03If it is, we're gonna punch your lights out!

11:07Do you think this could be a joke, sir?

11:09You'd better be lost, Chuck!

11:11I bet you forgot who you were looking for!

11:24Marcy, I can't walk this way.

11:27The comic books are coming apart again.

11:30Look, sir!

11:31I think I see somebody!

11:33Chuck!

11:34How'd you find us?

11:35We've been looking all over for you!

11:37We just followed the pages from some comic books.

11:42How'd you like that rescue operation, Chuck?

11:46Marcy and I braved the blizzard to find you and your dog!

11:50Oh, and thank you for the kiss!

11:52Kiss?

11:53I didn't kiss anybody!

11:55It must have been Sugar Lips!

11:57I see you made it home, big brother!

12:01I thought you were lost for good!

12:03So I moved a few of my things into your room.

12:06The books and the record player will be easy to move back.

12:09The dresser, the couch, the rug, the end table, the lamp, the bed, and the Martha Washington chair will take a little longer.

12:19What are you doing here, Charlie Brown?

12:21Nothing much.

12:24I just thought I'd stand here and watch the world go by.

12:28It never came by.

12:51I hate these practice sessions.

12:57Then the wolf became very angry.

13:00And he huffed and puffed and he blew the house in.

13:04That's ridiculous.

13:06No animal could huff and puff that hard.

13:09Have you ever read The Three Little Pigs?

13:25It's quite a story.

13:27There's this wolf, see?

13:29And he huffed and puffed.

13:31I knew it.

13:33Still sleeping.

13:35What a dog.

13:36All right, rise and shine!

13:41You'll never find a better rabbit chasing day than this.

13:45The sun is shining, the meadows are green, and the rabbits await.

13:50Don't come back until you have your whole quota.

13:53The whole trouble with him is he's never developed his inborn abilities.

13:57I think if he once saw a few rabbits, he'd realize what he's been missing.

14:02After all, the thrill of the chase is in his blood, and he surely...

14:07All right, I saw that.

14:30But I'm going to pretend that it never happened.

14:33I'm not going to move.

14:35I'm not going to chase you.

14:38If you bring that ball back here, before I count to ten,

14:42we'll just pretend that nothing happened.

14:46One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine!

14:57That was a very wise decision.

15:00All right, have it your way.

15:27will forget the leash.

15:32He should be right along here.

15:35Who should be right along where?

15:37Ah, here he is, my pal.

15:40How sickening.

15:42My buddy.

15:43My good buddy.

15:45My good old buddy.

15:46My true friend.

15:48How revolting.

15:53Every day when I come home from school,

15:55he acts this way.

15:56He's so glad to see me.

15:58Why don't you tell him today is Sunday

16:01and you haven't been to school?

16:26You drive me crazy.

16:32Ah!

16:40Oh, good grief.

16:42It's time to feed the dog again.

16:44I hate World War I.

17:00I hate the Red Baron.

17:02I hate sopless camels.

17:04And I hate flying beagles.

17:06I hate...

17:07What a bore.

17:11This is great for him.

17:13He'll sit here all day long,

17:14as long as I scratch his head.

17:17But what do I get out of it?

17:19A handful of tired fingers.

17:21That's what I get out of it.

17:22I stand here scratching and scratching and scratching.

17:27I do all the work while he just sits there.

17:30Sometimes I think he just takes advantage of me.

17:33I'll end up getting tendinitis or something.

17:36And I'll have to go to the doctor and get a shot.

17:38I could stand here and tell both my arms fall off

17:42for all he cares.

17:44Good grief.

17:46I'm the sort of person people just naturally take advantage of.

17:51That's the trouble with this world.

17:53Half the people are the kind who take advantage of the other half.

17:57Well, I'm not gonna be the kind who gets taken advantage of.

18:00I'm not gonna just stand here and scratch his head forever.

18:04I refuse to let someone take advantage of me this way.

18:07I'm not gonna let him do it.

18:09I mean, why should I?

18:10I'm just the sort of person people naturally take advantage of.

18:21Ooh!

18:26Ah!

18:31Ah!

18:32I must admit, he's a very satisfying person to cook for.

18:42I feel mean!

18:45I hate the world!

18:49By golly, nobody better get in my way today!

18:54Fight! Fight!

18:55Lucy and Snoopy are having a fight!

19:00Good grief!

19:03Stand still and fight like a man!

19:08What in the world kind of stupid fight is this?

19:11Here now, you two stop that fighting!

19:13Stop it, I say!

19:15Who's fighting?

19:16I surrender!

19:17Stop it, stop it, stop it!

19:19I surrender, I surrender!

19:22I said I surrender!

19:25I'm surprised at you two!

19:28Brawling in the street like a couple of hoods!

19:30What's the matter with you?

19:32He was standing where I wanted to walk!

19:37The ultimate crime.

19:39I have mixed emotions about that fight.

19:41I hate brawling, but I have to admit, I admire the way you stood up to Lucy.

19:47I'd even like to shake your hand, but I'm afraid she might see me.

19:53Those kids at the playground think they're so tough.

19:56Well, I'm not out to start any trouble, but I'm also not afraid of them.

20:01I'm taking the advice of Theodore Roosevelt.

20:04Speak softly and carry a beagle.

20:06Just where do you think you're going, kid?

20:13Hey, this is a public playground, and I've come here to enjoy myself.

20:22Speak softly and carry a beagle.

20:27Get lost, kid.

20:29Yeah, get lost, funny face.

20:32This is a public playground, and I've come to play in the sandbox.

20:36I thought you were afraid to go over to the playground.

20:47Not anymore.

20:48I'm following the advice of Theodore Roosevelt.

20:52Speak softly and carry a beagle.

20:54What happens if you meet someone who speaks softly and carries a St. Bernard?

20:58All right, kid, get out of the way.

21:04Me and the beagle here are taking over this playground.

21:08I say get out of the way.

21:09I have a new, improved motto.

21:14Speak loudly and carry a beagle.

21:17All right, kid, stand up.

21:19I run this playground, see?

21:22When I come around, you stand up.

21:25Do you hear me?

21:26If you don't do what I say, this beagle will bite your leg.

21:30What beagle?

21:31You stupid beagle.

21:37You left me there to get slaughtered.

21:40How could I speak softly and carry a beagle if the beagle runs away?

21:44You left me there to get slaughtered.

22:01You left me there to get slaughtered.

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